Toni and Ryan - Toni on Trial

Episode Date: April 2, 2024

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Tony Lodge, who's all revved up, ready to go today. And we are calling Nicola, who's in Sydney. Do you remember those, um, cough lollies and they were like, Nicola. And so in chances, I'm going to go, Nicola. Okay. Do you remember those?

No. What? We'll see if Nicola does. Hello. Nicola does. Hello. Nicola. Hi. Nicola. Do you know what I'm referencing, Nicola?

Yes, I do because my friends do that all the time. Okay, so Ryan doesn't know the cough lollies I'm talking about. It's the Ricola cheese, right? Yeah, it is the Ricola. I've never heard that before. It is beautiful, Nicola. You did it even better than me. I'm loving our conversation already. What are you up to today?

Where are you? I'm actually at my mum's. I'm working from home. Fucking rubbish. Just like looking after. Oh my gosh, Tony, I'm so sorry. Yeah, so I'm looking after her dog and it's a bit convoluted. My sister's boyfriend's dog is also here.

So if you hear some frantic barking, they're running around very easily. I'm glad we asked. It sounds like it. Nicola, you sound like you and I would be really good friends. Yeah, I think so. I'm just going to say very quickly I've actually been to Melbourne before and thought, oh, I've got so many friends I can catch up with here, and then I've realised, oh, no, I'm thinking of Tony and Ryan,

and I don't actually know them. I just listen to their podcast and I can't call them and say, I don't want to catch up. Yeah, to their podcasts and I can't call them. We've called you. Yeah, well, we were in Sydney yesterday, Nicola, and we were actually about to drop around and then I went, oh, fuck, we don't actually know Nicola. We don't know Nicola. That's okay.

Next time, next time. And then I said, do you remember those cough lollies? And, you know, that's how we. It's not the first time we've had this conversation. But, Nicola, will you approve today's episode? I absolutely will. Happy to do it. Hey, it's Nicola from Sydney, and I approve this podcast.

Coming up today, Toni has pulled off a hoax and she's getting defensive already. I don't know what this is. Yeah, that's what a hoax puller would say. I don't know what we're talking about. I don't know what you're accusing me of. But you know what I am worried about? Yeah.

Is that it doesn't sound like I'm going to be able to, even if I, whether I have or have not done what you're saying, I don't think that there's going to be a way that I can convince you that I didn't do it if I didn't. Like I don't think that you're even going to believe me if I'm like, oh, I didn't do that. You don't even know what you're defending and you're already spinning a circus.

Because I just would never do anything that would hurt you. I'm not going to. Except if you ask me. Sorry. I'm not going gonna make accusations. I'm just going to lay down the evidence and we'll all decide. Actually play back the tape. I'm pretty sure that yesterday at the end of the episode,

I directly accused you of something. You directly accused me. You said the accusation is out. It's right. We're ready to go. I am accusing you of something. So your tune actually is changing and maybe you don't know the full story and you don't have a real fucking idea of what's going on.

The evidence would suggest that something's happened and we'll get to that soon. But first, things that should not be awkward but are in fact awkward. I think in my list I've written orcs but not orcs. Because every time I think about it I'm like, oh, orcs. I'm like, no, not orcs. You got the orcs? Yeah.

Up the mighty orcs. MLM orcs. We went to the orcs. Yeah. It was orcs. That like no i'm not orcs yeah got the orcs yeah i have the mighty orcs mlm orcs we went to the orcs yeah it was awkward yeah um for example you know when you're in the car and someone passed you the orcs cord we are in 2007 yeah we are yeah um all right you're at work and you gotta take a big here no just like a genuine normal workplace, I guess. Yeah, a real one. Yeah, a real one. And you're doing like a work group photo and it's like, all right, everyone, get in nice and close, you know, put your arm, you know,

so you can kind of chuck an arm around and like big smile and stuff. So it's like, you know, the end of the quarter or something. Yeah. And the person with the camera is struggling to set it up or the settings aren't working or something. So then you're just kind of like standing there with your arm over a colleague. Yeah.

I'm like, do I just leave my arm around Jenny from accounts? Do I move it back and then put it back again? Reposition. That is. Just a second, guys. I just got to check the set. I actually disagree. I think that's just awkward because it's the same when, like,

you're posing for a selfie with somebody and, like, all you can hear is, like, everyone breathing. But they're like, it's fine. Like, you know when you're doing that weird, like, smile breath? Yeah. Because you're, like, posing for a photo. Well, that's what we sound like when we get to work and we've just walked up the stairs walk up the stairs yeah yeah hey tony how you been yeah yeah oh good thanks you who um but it's deciding whether you have to undo the thing

like undo the arm i think that it shouldn't be awkward because hey camera you know it takes we're just waiting yeah but like how come people can't figure out a self-timer? It's like every time, like, there's just, oh, hang on, oh, it's gone off. Or then you get the running one. That's all good. When you're about to jump into the. Andrew Robert Newman has messaged through.

Hi, Andrew Robert Newman. Walking up or down an escalator when the escalator's not working i always cringe really hard like everyone else is thinking you know it moves by itself right yeah but you're oh no it's it's off yeah so i'm uh it's off you just feel like it's not working it's like look at this guy he doesn't even know how to use an escalator. The worst thing when the escalator's off but you have to climb it like a staircase is like the steps on an escalator are steep. Yeah. Like the steps are actually really high so it's quite difficult

to get up like as opposed to like a normal staircase that you could kind of like. Can someone explain this to me? Yeah. The amazingness of the human brain. The amazingness. You get told the escalator is not working. Yeah.

There is a sign that says escalator out of order. You walk up to the escalator and you can clearly see it's not working. It's not like moving. Moving. Yep. And that you're going to have to walk up it. So you put one step on it and then your brain goes oh it's not working like it's shocked and it's like but i fucking knew it

wasn't gonna move then why is it still freaking me the fuck out yeah how is that possible dr tony lodge i don't know i think it's the same when like your area of dr pertice it's not my area of dr pertice thank you for asking um I think it's the same though. Like, you know, the travelators at the airport, like the flat ones that like take you through the thing and you like walk on them because like walking on that is faster than just walking. Yeah. And it's like a bit easier because you've got a bit of momentum

or whatever. When you walk on those, you feel like you're going 15,000 kilometres per hour. You literally feel like Usain Bolt. Yes. Like you feel like you're sprinting to the finish line. Maybe that's how he does it. It's a travelator.

Yeah. Oh, big athletics. That will be the second biggest hoax of this episode. Oh, no. Yeah, I don't know. But isn't there just something so humbling about like, I think like you said, something not working properly and feeling like you have

to announce it to air. Oh, not working. I didn't decide to turn it off either. It just already was off. And I knew that it wasn't working when I stepped onto it because it's the only way up unless I get the lift. I've got another one that's like this. Oh, you know when you're in a group or like you're with someone

and they're on the phone and like the phone has like cut out, like you're on the phone, right, and the phone's like cut out and you go, hello? And then you have to announce to the people around you like, oh, I think it cut out. Like as if the person on the other end just hung up on you. It's really embarrassing. If I've gone on a big rant and then I realise the phone's cut out,

I wonder how far into that rant they got. And then they call you back and you go, oh, what did you hear? And you've got to get back into the character of what you were doing. So with the announcing to the other person. Yeah. But, you know, how you have to, oh, they didn't hang up, but I think that cut out. Do you know what I mean?

So in the new office where we're working, like we don't have like separate meeting rooms or anything yet. There's just one big open space, yeah. And the other day our producer sophie was like on the phone to someone and this happened and there was a lot of us all sitting at like our big pot of desks and so he was on the phone to someone and she's like hello hello and she's on her airpods she takes her airpods she's like maybe they've disconnected then she picks up the phone she's like hello i think it cut out but it was like a whole, like, performance.

We believe you, mate. To, like, let us know. It's all good. But it was so, it was really funny. And instantly I'm like, oh, that's not awkward because, like, phones cut out. Like, who gives a fuck? Yeah.

But, like, when it's you and you're just like, yeah, they didn't hang up. They were enjoying what I was saying to them. Is the impossible task to let your phone cut out and just not say anything? You can't. You know that meme where the guy's like. You know, like trying to hold it in.

The head. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you can't not say anything because you feel like you have to like protect yourself. Like I think that they were in the car. So I think that like um is that the same as when your card doesn't work at like your card oh yeah when you're paying for something is it car and i was like what and instead of being like i'm poor you have to oh it's the card

yeah it's been playing up it must be the app yeah i've i've done i've i i have actually done the thing where i've used the wrong card because I'm like, oh, there's no money in there because it's transferred elsewhere or whatever. I am employed, though. Things are going well for me in life in general. I've just used the wrong card. Yeah.

And everyone's like, I couldn't give a fuck. Just get out of the way. Yeah, just hurry up, mate. Like, just fucking pay so that we can leave. Yeah, any way you can, you unemployed bitch. That's the bank now. Oh, I think it's cut out. Yeah.

Have I missed the bank? Yes. Oh, sorry. I approve. Too much money. Oh, I think it's cut out. Yeah. Am I Mr. Bank? Yes. Oh, sorry. I approve. Too much money. Yeah. I don't even hate that. My card keeps declining because I've got too much money in my account.

There's too much in there. They can't count at all. Is that all you want? Decline. Yeah. Hey, it's Nicola from Sydney and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Yeah. and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon.

I'm going to read every single champion tapas out to like, yeah. Cole Gray, good on you, Cole. Thank you so much. Dylan Wollers. Carissa Casella, our art host. Greetings, Pennsylvania. Yes, Pennsylvania. Lucas Dagues and Laura Flanders.

Good on you, Laura. Thank you very much for being part of our Patreon. We can't do it without you, so thank you so much. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. Judge presiding. I'm going to present some evidence and we will all decide if Tony Lodge has pulled off one of the great heists. And I, as a fan of Ocean's Eleven. A great heist.

Won't even be mad. I'll be impressed. Let me just put that like I am making an accusation, but I will be impressed at the ingenuity the ingenuity so you're saying i'm smart okay well then yes i played the fifth yes i am smart you're welcome uh before we go on i would like to uh present a conversation that has happened don't wink at me when i say sorry you're in the court of law sorry yeah i should be more professional this is one of those court sketches after

where I've got the big nose and stuff? You know, when you see those court sketches and they're all like real sharp and like... Yes, I can arrange that. We can probably get one of those on Fiverr, surely. Surely. But they're wearing the outfit that they're wearing and stuff. Here's a conversation that happened between you and I

many moons ago on the podcast and this video got posted online. Saying I told you so is actually a f***ing good move. It makes you feel good. Oh, wow. Yeah. Is that how you live your life? You like telling people that you're glad that they were wrong?

Let me put it this way, Tony. You say, don't get that shirt. They shrink. Yeah. And then I come in and go, the shirt shrunk. Don't tell me there's not a little part of you that's going, someone should have said something. It's a little bit satisfying in the pettiest of ways.

And if you're saying it's not, you're lying. I think that I'm a better person than you. So I feel like I wouldn't get satisfaction from that. I'm actually glad you've said that on the record. Yeah. We'll see how you behave in the next five minutes. Oh, my God. What happened? I've been been robbed the scooter was stolen oh i f***ing told you so

i have f***ing oh my god pop the f***ing champagne tony lodge loves dropping a I told you so. Like the rest of us. I pretend I don't. Like the rest of us. When was that? You say you pretend you don't. Yeah.

Like in the beginning of that, I'm like, I'm just a better person than you. I'm not. Yeah. I'm worse than you probably. When was that? Do you know when that was? Well, I just had my. Lost your scooter.

Yeah. So it was pre-mate. That was like over a year and a half ago. And because you were living in Richmond. In Richmond. So it's still in the old house. Yeah. Fuck.

Yeah. A while ago. Ages. Yeah. I didn't steal your scooter. If this is where this is going, my scooter is legitimately mine. About a month ago, because we've been getting supplies for the office and we're still waiting on staff and we're still waiting on bits and pieces.

Tony, you said to me, I think we should get a first aid kit. I did say that. Yeah. And I went, really? Like, we're just in here doing a potluck. Surely we don't need a first aid kit. That feels a bit over the top. And you go, no, no, no.

We need a first aid kit. Mm-hmm. I can't open my mouth. I did say that. I did say that. Yeah can't open my mouth. I did say that. I did say that. Yeah, I did say that. I did say that. And I kind of went, oh, it's not, I guess, a priority,

but if you think it's whatever and you kind of like turned your nose up at mine, nose turning up. Because I'm like if we have it and we never use it, what a blessing. But if we need it and we don't have it, problem. So the other day, what I believe to be a paid actor. Pretending to be a delivery driver turns up because we are getting lots of stuff to deliver to the office. He rocks up with a box and he goes, oh, I've cut my finger.

Is there a first aid kit in here? Like you cannot make this up. And Tony goes, oh, actually, sir, there is a first aid kit. And there is. Let me just go and get that for you because you ended up getting one from Costco or something. Yeah, or Kmart or something. And so you went and got the first aid kit and this guy washes the,

he had a bit of a cut on his finger, so you wash the finger and then put the Band-Aid on. All around good bitch. And then he came over to my desk for some reason, picks up his script and says, oh, thank God, there was a first aid kit handy. Boy, that was a good decision. Whoever bought that was good at their decision.

Yeah. It would have been really bad if someone didn't get that. Okay. First of all, obviously I didn't write that script because I'm an award winning bestselling author and it wouldn't have been that awful. It was more about his performance than the script itself. Oh, so you're giving my actor guff now. Is that what you're saying? He was not an actor.

This genuinely was a crazy coincidence. The way he yelled out, do you guys have a first aid kit? Like 15 minutes after you were like, trust me, dude, we need a first aid kit. Okay, that was not the same no okay you looked at me and said do we lucky okay did the conversation about getting the first aid kit and this happened on the same day i don't know you little worm all i'm doing not happen on the same day how many times has a delivery driver,

think of all the times a delivery driver has come to your house. Which is a lot. You listening, think about all the times you've had mail, you've had posts, you've had things delivered. How many times has a delivery driver come in with a bleeding hand and asked for a first aid kit? Not a Band-Aid, a first aid kit. And how often has he reached into his pocket,

pulled out a script and said, oh, thank God youaid a first aid kit and how often has he reached into his pocket pulled out a script and said okay oh thank god you have a first aid kit and then winks at tony leading the witness winks at tony no um i'm just saying obstruction of justice then considering we had that conversation on the same day the judge is asking you to stop um no we did not have the conversation on the same day and you need to stop lying why is he winking why did he keep winking at you and he did not have a script genuinely this person needed help and might i say this is a crossover of a different um phenomenon that we see within tiny lodge one of those faces you do have one of those faces so this guy's gone i can trust these people look at her she looks so trustworthy i wonder if they've got a first aid kit and the

blood on his arm it was quite a bad cut might i add thank god we had a first aid kit um it was a bit dry so all the other people he'd probably been delivering to, he went, I can't trust you and I don't want to bother you. But he saw me and went, my angel, do you have a first aid kit? And I said, brother in Christ, yes, I do. And then it was Christian from the hair place. Yeah. And then I said, I cut myself with the barber earlier. Yeah. He goes, I didn't have a booking. It was really sad. And then he cleaned himself up in the sink, gave a little wash, popped a little Band-Aid on there and I said, on your way, son. And he took off into the night.

Is there anything, if you're claiming this was just a coincidence, is there anything you'd like to say about the first aid kit? Well, I don't want to say I thought of one. But I fucking told you so. I told you that we needed it. And I think, like, thank God, as I said, that we had it. Because that man might have died. He might have died. Can I enter myself as a witness into the court?

I don't even think that James was here when this happened. Don? I wasn't. It was James in a beard. He's already got one. Two beards. It's very odd that I'm trying to enter myself as a witness for the defence and you're badgering me. Oh yeah, sorry. James was here. I did, when you asked is there anything I can think of that we need for the office, I did say a you asked is there anything I can think of that we need for the office, I did say a first aid kit. Are you claiming it was your idea?

No. Are you claiming that you told me so? Because she had already ordered it at the time. Because James said, what about a first aid kit? And I said, I've actually, there's one on the way. Or it was already on my list or, you know, like we'd already discussed it. Wow.

The lengths Tony will go to to prove she was right. To the producer of BDSM, Sophie, what was your stance on the first aid kit? Did you believe it important as a mother? I don't know. Very important. Yeah. Very.

Again, thank the Lord. You've got to have one in the car. Yeah, you've got to be prepared. Someone else has a script I see. Was I the only person that didn't get a copy? I actually do have a first aid kit in my car. It came with my car. Yeah, an Audi first aid kit.

Yeah, yeah. I'm going to sell it on eBay. Please. Yeah, so I think that if our whole team agrees that the first aid kit was a great idea, which it was, we actually have two first aid kits, one in the kitchen, one in the bathroom. Saved a life. Saved a life.

And thank God. Thank God. So I'd like an apology from you, the lead witness of the defensive court. No, no, no. Because. You just said a lot of words and I don't know. Yeah, we're moving along. It's Boston legal.

Here are the two questions I have for the tapas in the episode thread today. Two questions you got for the tapas for the episode thread today. Question one. Question one. Did Tony plant a fake actor? It's so outrageous. And two, do you think having a first aid kit on hand at all times is normal? Because I've never had a first aid kit anywhere in my life.

But like in your house, do you just have like Band-Aids and like Betadine and shit like that? There's a cupboard in the laundry here maybe. But you know, like so you don't have like a first aid kit, but you've got like the stuff that if something happened, you would be able to like fucking rustle it up. But the thing is though, I would never, and this is stepping away from the accusations and just maybe more

into like dumb Ryan. First aid trap. Oh, dumb Ryan. I like that better. I never would have bought anything with the intention of like I might need this one day. Everything I've got is because something went wrong. I had to go buy Band-Aids and there's a few left over from last time.

Like I don't have like a, like I haven't gone, oh, it might be handy to have this, this, this and this. Just over the years I've accumulated shit because stuff's gone wrong. Yeah, I get what you mean. But I don't think that you can live life like that as you get, I think when you're younger and you're like learning and you go. And you just live in La Vida Loca. Well, and you go, oh, I've cut my hand.

I need Band-Aids, right? And so then you've got some left over and you'd. And you just live in La Vida Loca. Well, and you go, oh, I've cut my hand. I need Band-Aids, right? Yeah. And so then you've got some left over and you'd be like, luckily we've got Band-Aids in case that happens again. And you learn, right? Yeah, except for that time when I cut myself with the knife and the dishwasher and had to go to the store and ask for Band-Aids. But imagine if you had Band-Aids already at your house.

Oh, it would have been great. Yeah, and I think that's what I mean. Like I think as well if we've got like a duty of care of the people at work here we have to make sure that we're like prepared that if something happened do you have duty of care for delivery drivers i don't believe so but it's just a nice part of sad yeah because he was hired by me you're lucky you didn't do that during the actor's strike he wouldn't have been able to do it i know that's why i had to put it off for so long i've been holding on to this fucking first aid kit for months. Could you imagine if you'd actually hired an actor?

Like just how funny. That's why I said. Imagine if I did. So you know that I didn't. Guilty. Verdict. Are you trying to say not guilty? I'm just an innocent bystander that's presenting the facts.

People will decide. Yesterday I was told that it was an accusation. I'm accusing an innocent bystander that's presenting the facts people will decide yesterday I was told that it was an accusation so I think that your story is changing and you need to fucking get it together I know what I saw leading the witness all I'm saying is he was a lovely man by the way

if you did do it there'd be a part of me that would respect it is what I'm saying to be honest I wish I that would respect it. Is that what I'm saying? To be honest, I wish I'd thought of it. I wish that we had that conversation. If only this team had a first aid kit. No, but can you imagine how insane that would have been that if I went, no, we need a first aid kit, and you went, no, I didn't,

and I was so desperate to be right. Or could you imagine hypothetically? Oh, i fall on my sword i'm very happy to do that but imagine if i was so desperate to be right then i went i'm gonna do a fake order to amazon give it to this guy separately so that he's got something to deliver yeah you come back in now and come give this back to me. Yeah, yeah. And then he walks in with a cut on his body. Yep. No SFX makeup. Commitment. An actual cut.

I don't know that. I didn't see the cut. Maybe it was SFX. Because he asked you for help and you went, no. No, I don't help the help, mate. I'm actually the talent. Yeah, I don't help the help. And then, you know, like imagine how fucked up that would actually be.

It's genius. Yeah. Okay. Genius. Yeah. Okay. Do you know what I thought the accusation was maybe going to be? What? Last week when we did a, oh, not last week, the week before, when we did a live stream of Moe Oysters and Moe Champagne. Yeah.

I asked everybody if they thought we needed two bottles of champagne or one and everyone was like grab two just in case. And the second bottle didn't get opened and it's still in my fridge. Are you sure that was the exact same? I thought the- Did work pay for that champagne? It did, yes. I'll be bringing it back into the office so we can enjoy it together.

Luckily, we got a first aid kit. This week's You Love to See is brought to you by Hubble, fusing Australia's favourite streaming apps, TV channels, and sports into a single experience. Visit hubble.com.au to learn more. Now, Amy is a tarpa. Hi, Amy. She's been a stay-at-home mum for the last 12 years.

Is Amy a paid actor? I don't know. Yeah, this is a fake. You love to see it. I don't know. No, Amy, stay-at-home mum, did you say? Yeah, and for 12, so she's been out, like, hasn't worked for 12 months, so she's kind of like, oh. 12 months or 12 years? Sorry, years. Yeah, wow. So she's been out like hasn't worked for 12 months so she's kind of like oh 12 months sorry sorry years yeah wow so she's like i haven't worked for

12 years i kind of like you know the kids are growing up and i'm kind of like you know do i go back to like a bit of a i wouldn't say identity crisis but yeah a bit of a bit strange what should i do she said i've been feeling a bit lost and not as confident as i used to be so that oh amy we love you amy after signing up my son for another season of soccer, I found out that the club needed women for an all-age women's soccer team. No experience needed. It's just like a community everyone gets together. So I thought, fuck it, I'm just going to sign up.

I'm enjoying learning something new, being more active, learning to use my voice again, and we're yelling and we're running around and, and the other ladies are really nice, and no one else is really that experienced at soccer, so we're all just learning together. One game down, and I'm having so much fun. That is, oh, Amy, you love to see that. That's awesome. It's really hard to put yourself out there as well, so that's really cool. Well, I love that she's at sign-up day, and they go, oh, by the way, thanks for signing up. Did you want to play? And she just goes, yeah.

You know what? Let's do it. Do you reckon Amy went home and went, what have I done? What have I done? But I'm glad that's sticking with it because that's awesome. That's so good. Good on you, Amy. That's sick.

My love to see it's from Michael who sent this through on Patreon. Yep. And he says, after working a series of service industry jobs coming out of college, not really knowing what I wanted to do with my life, I decided to go back to graduate school to get my master's degree at age 30. Well done. It was really awkward and quite intimidating because I was like the oldest

person there by a little while. Yep. With most of my classmates being a decade younger and some professors being like the same age as him. Yeah. So you kind of go, oh, sir, but not really, like we're the same age. Michael says, I'm pleased to announce after two years and multiple attempts at my exam, I've graduated, passed, and I'm starting a new job in the next week in a field that I love.

Yeah. So I know we do a lot of your love to see. It's about like kind of what even Amy's like putting putting yourself out there and you know starting the blog but um i just i think it's really really cool that people put that like out of your comfort zone absolutely um one of ryan's the first uh memes well not memes but motivational quotes you ever showed me was like um your comfort zone and like where the magic happens. I can't claim that. No, you showed it to me.

Okay. I didn't say that you made that. I didn't want to claim anyone else's work. Oh, Ryan showed me this thing. Yeah, I made that. Yeah, I wrote that. I actually wrote that. But I remember you showing me that and it being like a really big,

that you're like, oh, be mindful that like things happen outside of your comfort zone. So it's just really cool and I wanted to share that. That is beautiful. Yeah. And I did come up with that and you're all welcome. Yeah, Ryan wrote that. You're actually all welcome.

Ryan's actually Gandhi. Don't know if you guys knew that. Yeah, congratulations. Huge role. Thank you. Big role. This week's You'll Love to See brought to you by Huffle. If you're using Australia's favourite streaming apps,

TV channels and sport into a single experience, visit huffle.com.au to learn more. Now, tomorrow we've got Normal or Nas. Yes. And there's even no point asking you this because there's no way in a million years you would do this. But there's a question, like you, Tony Lodge, a question about cinema etiquette,

which I know you're very particular about. Very strong thoughts on cinema. In fact, take tomorrow off. Tony says don't do it. Oh, yeah, just don't go. Wait till it comes out on Hubble. I reckon she's winked at the camera for those playing along. Did you want to do a dollar sign sound?

Hopefully it's on Hubble. Cha-ching! I reckon everyone's done this thing that a tarp has done. Even though she's saying, oh, is it normal or is it not? I think if we're all being honest, we've all done it. Is it a bit like peeing in the pool? Everyone's like, ew, don't pee in a pool, but we're all doing it. I'm really not pissing in a pool.

I get in there and I start pissing. It starts to overflow. So I was pissing in the pool the other day from not in the pool and apparently that's worse. Oh, what the hell? Obviously I wasn't. But like for the same result, see how one is totally fine and the other one is totally wrong?

No way. No, okay. We're done. If Tony pees in the pool, it's fine. But if Tony pees into the pool, like you'd never know. Especially if people are in there. I've always said that. Alright,

we'll see you tomorrow. Love you, bye.