Toni and Ryan - Toni Spent HOW MUCH on Another New Hobby?

Episode Date: April 16, 2025

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My name's Tony. This is Ryan. Together we are Tony and Ryan. Hello. And we never start an episode of the podcast without a TAPA approval. Yep. TAPA is a Tony and Ryan podcast. Errr, and we head over to the motherland of New Zealand and say, hello, Hannah, how you doing?

Hi. Now, I believe you've got a four month old. Are you seeing straight? Have you slept recently? How are you? Well, currently multitasking at the moment, feeding her as I'm talking to you. Oh, fuck. We can do it all.

Can't we? Yeah. That's amazing. Yeah. Wish I could eat while we were chatting. You know what I mean? You can though. Do you want me to give you something?

I'll just have a little snack while we're on the phone. There's some jelly beans over. Well, there's not many left. There's a few jelly beans over there. That's right. Hannah, will you approve today's podcast? I totally will. Excellent.

Love to see it. Thanks, Hannah. Hi Hi this is Hannah from Queenstown New Zealand and I approve this podcast. It's not springtime in Australia, but it is pollen season. I got an itchy eye. You got a little snowscumber going over there. Yeah. You gonna survive? I definitely will.

I hope. Welcome to Holy Thursday. Holy Thursday. Holy Thursday when I was younger was the second biggest party night of the year. Really? New Year's Eve, biggest party night and then for some reason like this Thursday night just goes off because everyone's got Good Friday off in Australia. Oh of course. Yeah and often it's like just before school holidays or uni's got a week off or I don't know it's just like

everyone's got this long weekend everyone's all jazzed up and it's just Holy Thursday goes off. And because it's like yeah a long weekend I reckon people are like oh even if I'm like hung over for one of those days I've got three others. Yeah exactly. You know like you got all these like days up your sleeve. So I met my friend Rachel, Rach Eccles, on Holy Thursday at a club in Flinders Lane many years ago. Did you? I thought you went to school with Rach. Nah, nah. So I met her there and we um, there's this photo of us like holding hands like young kids on the dance floor and I'm wearing like this girl's denim jacket. It was mine. Well and I, and I thought- That's our invisible string. And I thought it was Rach's jacket because it was like how funny like usually the guy's like oh my jacket but I was like I'll wear your jacket. Yeah, but it wasn't mine. And years later I might remember that time she's like that's not's jacket. Because it was like how funny like usually the guy's like, oh my jacket, but I was like, oh where's your jacket? Yeah. And years later, I might remember that time she's

like, that's not my jacket. And it turns out we just stole someone's jacket accidentally. Because I just assumed it was hers. So I've got your jacket. She's like, what? No, you say that every year it pops up in your Facebook memories, you fuckhead. And it's still not mine. Yeah. I also got us into the VIP section of the club because I said I was from MTV's The Hills and then Rach You have told me that before actually. And Rach believed that for a bit I thought she was would be like well obviously you're joking and she's like in on it. She's like I met this guy he's from The Hills. Were you wearing that denim jacket still? Yeah that was real tight. Yeah, and it's a video show, shall I find the photo? If you've got it.

I would like while you're trying to find that I would like to shout out to the graveyard of clothes that have been lost in clubs and at house parties. And at house parties. I had this gray Hurley jumper, like a crew neck windsheeter. And it was the sickest fucking jumper. And it was, Hurley was like kind of new at the time. And I remember it being really expensive.

Like I'm pretty sure I spent like two weeks pay on it. I think it was like $150 or like something just completely outrageous. And I remember wearing it to this house party, jeans and that jumper. And I took the jumper off, mistake. Never fucking saw it again. And I'm still actually hell gutted about it.

But yeah, and it had like no hood or anything. It was just like a really simple windsheet. And it didn't have a hood because I don't like hoods. Why don't you like hoods? I don't know. And I know it really is like a strange thing, but I hate hooded stuff. Except for, yeah.

Lava for skin. Gives you more to do, I feel. What do you do with it? You want some advice? I'd love some advice. Want some tips for the weekend? Oh, tips for the weekend! I loved that Hurley jumper.

Anyway, so just a few moments of silence, I think, for all of the clothes lost at clubs and at house parties, we fucking salute you. There's been a lot of cool jackets and jumpers lost at house parties. And do you know what pisses me off? Is that the people who took the jackets and the jumpers are getting to tell this story about people go,

whoa, sick hurly jumper. And they go, thanks, I found it at a house party 10 years ago. Oh fuck, 15 years ago. And they get to tell that cool story. All right. Did you find it? Yeah, I can find it. Okay. Let's say a moment for the jackets. They're all for all things lost in clubs. So just a moment for the graveyard of jackets lost in clubs and jumpers lost at house parties because yeah, we salute you. We salute you. Happy Holy Thursday. May you lose many a

jacket tonight. May you find one. A jacket lost is also a jacket found. That's beautiful. That's actually really emotional. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Now, hey, shout out for YouTube people. This is a Thursday segment. Oh, never been on YouTube. Oh, it definitely has been at Christmas, but you know what I'm saying. Yeah, okay. Ashley Beth has a normal enough. I'm so sorry, but I've lost my, um, like everything's all fucked because I was

looking for the jumper and now I can't find any of my stuff. Well, how about I read the normal enough this week? No, I just got really panicked. Sorry. Everything got thrown out because the jumpers. Yes. Ashley Beth has normal and ass. Hi Ashley Beth. Normal and ass, drinking water from a glass, then putting the glass straight back onto the drying rack as it doesn't need to be washed because it only had water in it.

Tapa Ashley says it's a fuck and from me but does anyone think it's normal? I don't think I would do that no but I would maybe if I drunk from it and then gave it a swill. Little swish. Then I put but I wouldn't just drink and then put it on the thing. So my wife introduced me to this thing and she's got this theory it's like hot water and soap. Oh yeah? So I didn't used to do the hot water soap thing. I would just like, yeah, a bit of water, give it a... Yeah. Or just the hot tapper on its own. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Not cold water. I'm not a fucking monster.

Now this normal or nah, I have never been more confident in any normal or nah we've ever done in the three and a half years of this show that Tony will answer the way I think she will sometimes I'm like, oh, you never know. I know she goes this way that some you know But I've never ever been more confident and you don't have to be nervous because it is just so clear and obvious Claudia has a normal or nah. I think you're setting me up for a fucking four year. No, hey, we don't do that. We don't do that We're friends that share best friends fucking four year. No, hey. We don't do that. We don't do that. We're friends that share best friends that share hot cross buns. Oh my god, I thought I got a fucking demotion

then. Yesterday we split up two hot cross buns and I had two tops and two bottoms because we're best friends that's Tony fishing for a compliment. There we go. Claudia. When someone sneezes more than two times in a row, instead of saying bless you, Claudia says, okay, we fucking get it. Claudia says, sometimes I like to throw in a, you only get one after the second sneeze as well. Claudia asks, is this normal or nah?

That's normal. I just think we don't need that much attention. You know what I get? Here's the question. Do we not need that much attention or does someone who's not Tony need that much attention? Like Ryan sneezed- Oh we're best friends, I'm here for you! Rah rah rah! But you sneezed three times now, people looking at Ryan and not at the talent.

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Fucking love to see it. Now, there was a brouhaha. Oh, actually, do we need to mention the web? Is it like literally? I don't know if it's open or closed. It depends where you are. Go on the link and if it works vote and if it doesn't it's too late. It's like the last few hours depending on when you watch or listen to vote for us in the webbies. If we win we're gonna go to New York to claim our prize so we'd love to fucking do it. Get around us. Tony's doing the webbie spiderman thing. Oh web, go. Did you only just get that? I've been doing it for two weeks. Yeah, and he's just been humoring it.

He's only just got that. There's a photo of her doing that on the camera cell. I didn't get it. He thought it was a generation thing. Do you know what? I bet your fucking child stole that hurly jumbo. Was it you? No, it was his parents. What do you mean before he was conceived? That was the night your parents fucked and stole my jumper. Maybe Charles is born on the side of the road.

They're like, quick, grab something. We need a cloth. And they just grabbed a hurly jumper off a girl and a purse. He was born into a hurly crew neck. And that does say a lot about Charles. That's actually a mistake. He was born into a Ralph Lauren Polo. He was born on the back of a horse playing polo.

The doctor actually slung you over with the polo stick, like how they do it. That's what happened. Charles was attacked. He's a very valued employee here. And very rich. Why didn't you attack? Oh, well then fuck him then.

Whatever. Go ham in the comments. Now on Monday there was a big fight about what constitutes camping. No, fine. I was correct. For the Easter weekend, Tony's driving is going up to the south coast of New South Wales, going to be beautiful. And you said it's... Are you laughing at me? She have her. She's going up to the people who have her. Someone needs a long weekend. I'm actually really really excited. We're going up to the beach. And... We're going to Ibiza.

Now we're going to the beach. I'm really excited about it. And you said it's not really camping because you're like at a caravan park. Yeah, and I just don't think you can call it camping unless you're like on rations and shitting in a hole. Yeah, Tony thinks it's like really off grid, out the bag, national park. Yeah, and I just don't think you can call it camping unless you're like on Russians and shit in a hole. Yeah, Tony thinks it's like, like really off grid out the back national park. Well, we found a little spot we pulled up in the side of the road.

And we've set a fire. Yeah, so. You're not even allowed to make a fire where we're staying. So I think if you pitch a tent, you are camping. If you pitch a tent in the backyard, you are camping in the backyard. Yep. And we agreed to disagree.

Now I was going to say Sian, but I believe it's Cian. Yeah. If it is Cian from Tasmania. Cian Noel? Oh, no, I don't think that's her last name. Cian. Ryan claims if you pitch a tent, you are camping. I strongly disagree. I also disagree with Tony saying you have to be in the middle of the wilderness or the outback to be camping. Great, listen to another fucking book, us.

If you don't love it, leave. Camping requires more than a tent. If you pitch a tent in the Hilton... Like don't listen if you don't like it. If you pitch a tent in the Hilton penthouse you are not camping. Or a tent house. Were you in the penthouse? No I booked the tent house. Yeah that's in the car park when they just pitch a tent on that grass like lawn strip

in the middle there. Pretty just pitch a tent on that grass like strip in the middle there Pretty good The ultimate decider is a campfire If you have a tent and a fire you are camping Oh, so this is like the element that you need according to Sean Cian If you have a tent and a to Sian, Sian. If you have a tent and a fire, you are camping. Well then I'm your decider baby. You can't do a fire where we're staying. You're not allowed to do the fire in the caravan park.

You gotta take butane. Literally set it in the website. And then I messaged them as well and I said, can you do butane? They said, we will allow it. What's butane? Glad you asked. Thanked.

Oh no, I'm not, I'm not. I want, no. Because- In layman's term, in less than a sentence. Okay, well I don't know how to explain it like that. But I have had to learn- Okay, explain it to me like I'm a sophisticated Tony Lodge who only drinks red wine.

That's not even me. But I guess it's like instead of doing like cooking over a fire, it's just like a little gas burner instead of like a gas bottle. But for me, and again, this is from a not camping person. The point of a camp fire wouldn't be purely to cook. It'd be like to sit around the fire. For warmth. Yeah. And just aura. And vibes. And vibes and like feeling. But what do we both agree on? Three, two, one, fire pits are stupid. If you have a house. So true. Which you don't when you're camping. No. I think my thing with camping is the admin and the logistics and the setup is way more difficult than not. No, and I actually totally agree. But I think that that's what I'm- Like why would I put effort into

sleeping somewhere when I have a mattress at my house ready to go? I know, but it's something about, you know, something, something, something not at home, something, something, something changes scenery. So are we, yeah, so, but now that the campfire's out of play- Yeah, so now I'm not camping. But I actually would like to dispute that

because I've got some new information. Oh, so we've both changed our minds. I'm changing my mind back to yes, I am camping. Okay. Because, so as you know, I love a new year, new me. And I would, let's not say new year, new me. New day, new me. Yeah.

Every day is different. And that's why being with me is such a joy because, put those eyes back in your face. I forgot it was a video. Sorry. It's a fair day. It's not me. Oh, and Tony also works here. Sorry. I thought I turned my camera off on Zoom.

I was just leaning over here to get my coffee with my eyes. They honestly popped out of your fucking skull just then. I saw the whole thing. No, well, so as you know, we are points guys. Tony's a points guy. We are points as you know, we are points guys. Tony's a points guy. We are points guys. Oh, we are points guys.

We love a loyalty program. I don't know what's about to happen, but I'm getting the feeling I don't want to be included. No, I think it's good. And actually I've been recognized on a national level, I fear. For spending. Yeah.

Great. So obviously to go camping, non-camping, whatever we want to call it. We decided this kind of like, wouldn't that be so fun if we went on a bit of a road trip and did blah blah blah. And I was like, well, I grew up camping as a kid. Like we used to go every year and I loved it. It's like some of my fondest memories. So I went, yes, Torb's great idea. That is what we should do. We did not have anything to go camping with. So no, not even a starting point.

You didn't need a top up. You needed it from scratch. And it wasn't like, oh, we need to get more salt and pepper to put in our camping kit. It was like, we don't have a camping kit. And if there's one thing I know about Tony, she won't let a once off hobby get in the way of spending a fuck ton of money. I love buying stuff. Ask the e-bike. Ask the stand-up paddleboard. Oh, not in the

mean way. I'm just naming all of your shortcomings. The fact your defensive proves the... But I do those things and then I buy it and I have a great time. So I don't know what the problem is. You know, but I'm just painting a picture for people that Tony will commit to having fun. I will. And I also like, when I start a hobby,

I'm like, well, I wanna do it to its best. So I buy all the stuff. And camping is actually no different. So we realized we need to buy all this stuff. And then I'm looking online and I'm like, oh my God, BCF do like a, have like a club and you get like member points or whatever. And I'm like, well then I'll just buy everything from BCF.

How cool. Boating, camping, fishing is BCF and fun. And so I have here, and I don't know whether we should say this out loud, but I do have here the invoice from me ordering all the campings, not camping stuff. Can I just, can you block your ears and no, actually you can hear this. Okay. What Tony sees as winning the points competition, BCF and Fun's marketing department sees it as we got one.

I'm such a sucker. Like hook line and sinker. Oh, they probably sell those. They do. You got me hook line and sinker. If I get into fishing, I'll be there. I'm gonna show you this. I don't know if you wanna like.

Yeah, just bring it up. Yeah, okay. But to confirm, instead of like, I found something here, found something there, you're like, oh, hang on. If we're getting points, let's just go to the same place. I'll get all from one place. I get it, I get it. And also, you know, then it's like, oh hang on, if we're getting points, let's just go to the same place. I'll get all from one place. I get it, I get it. And also, you know, then it's like,

just all gonna come together, and it's like, all gonna work together, and it's like, just all makes sense. First of all, there's two pages on this receipt. Yeah. Well, it printed big, it printed big. Not really. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 12 items. None of which are cheap. Well, that's just camping, isn't it? You've got

to be safe in the great outdoors. A fridge freezer. That'll get a lot of use after this weekend. Friends could borrow these things. Do you know what I mean? Like if Sophie goes we're gonna go camping she can borrow that What is the first thing you'd think of? Oh, maybe not the first but I would say a staple. Yep tent But I would say camp chair is like all obviously everyone's gonna get a camp chair Yeah, where am I gonna sit all day? I'm gonna sit in the camp chair, buy the not fire and do my thing. But here's what I didn't expect. Luxury padded camp chair.

Two, one for you Ann, for your partner. One for my fate, yeah. Oh, sorry. Tony's got a dome tent, but I saw the word dome and went, Oh, just go on a dime. Yeah. 10, six person tent? The magnitude six person wonderer?

You can't do it with a two person tent cause that's like two sleeping bags. There's two of you. No, no, no, but we're not doing sleeping bags. As in, sorry, we've got sleeping bags there. Who are the other four people? Well, no, cause- It's like a keys in the bowl kind of camping thing.

We're going to do, like, take an air mattress with us. Yeah. There's two people going. No, but so like a king air mattress is not like then- King air mattress? Yeah. Nice. Is that on here? No, we already had that.

Oh. A portable lantern, that's fair. Yep. It's only $9. Lighting, thank you. A silver rope. Um, yeah, well something that you should always take camping with you is zip clips and extra rope. What is the-

That's not in a weird way. Oh, you've bought a tarp? Yeah. Tarp Extreme HD. I was like, oh, that's the name of our movie that we're making. I was going to say, yeah, that's actually the settings on YouTube. Um, a stove, bout's actually the settings on YouTube. A stove, butane, gumbo, grape. Butane. Butane.

So you bought a stove. Just a little like camp stove. Cause you like, you can't have a fire. You bake beans? Absolutely. Did you buy a saucepan for the stove? So the stove comes with a little like thing on it. Oh, it comes with a saucepan?

Yeah. You saving money, dog? Well, so- All good, have a great weekend. So we bought all this stuff, right? Because we really needed to like, obviously get everything that we needed. And then on yesterday, late in the piece,

Torbz goes, oh, we need the, the freeze, the fridge that we bought came with a cigarette lighter thing. So you can fucking. Yeah, so you can have a see you while you're watching your diet coke's cool down. No open flame campfires, but you can see go after noon. But so it's got like the 12 volt thing for the car, but it didn't have like a wall plug.

Torbz is like, oh, so we just need the wall plug adapter. And I was like, great. Has Torbz been loving it? Cause he have like a wall plug. Torb's was like, oh, so we just need the wall plug adapter. And I was like, great. Has Torb been loving it cause he's like a logistics. It's kind of been really fun. And we're both actually so fucking pumped. Anyway, so we go to the BCF and- BCF and first turn. BCF and front.

And so we get that we find the adapter thing and then we walk through and it was like 30 bucks or something like it was really cheap. And then we get through and it was like 30 bucks or something. It was really cheap. And then we get to the thing. There's like one person doing like processing a return. So they're standing there with heaps of stuff and we were like, oh my God, it's going to take forever. Is that what you're going to be next week?

Have that phrase back. Lightly used on Facebook marketplace. You just see all this camping stuff in reservoir. But so they're like processing a return. And then this other guy is like, I'll help you guys over here. I'm gonna go around there and he's kind of like, was a bit like, I'm in the middle of something, but I obviously have to help you.

I was like, okay. And he goes, look, do you have a B, he scans the thing, he goes, do you have a BCF rewards card? And I was like, fucking boy, do I. And I go, yep. And he goes, what's your phone number? I go, 0408 whatever.

Just so you know. Yes, it is very nice. For anyone who's new here, Tony hates to mention she's got an original 0408 number. So can you see my number on the piece of paper there? Do you want to dox her? What is it? What have you? Oh you f**king... you have to. In case I dare showed this receipt on the internet, she's crossed out her address, shipping details and the final six digits of the phone number and left the 0408 on there.

number and left the 0408 on there. Just to remind everybody. Oh no, we know, we know, ah, we know. Yeah, okay. Anyway, so this guy, he's like, do you have a thing? I give him the phone number and he goes, oh, yep. Whoa. And I went, oh, what? Because of the 0408. And he goes, he goes, whoa, you've got $100 worth of free credit on your account. And I was like, oh, fuck what? And he goes, that is the most I've ever seen before. Okay. First of all, I thought you were going to try and tell me that he was so impressed by your phone number and I was going to tell you to go fuck yourself. No. He works at BCUF and Fishing. Fishing at BCUF and Fun. And he claims he's never ever seen that much before.

He goes, the most I've ever seen is like 10 bucks. And then the woman, the woman next to him who's processing the return goes, how much? She leans over and goes, I've never seen that much before in my life. How much money did you spend here? Sounds like those other peasants didn't get the padded luxury camping chair. And I know that when I...

So I love attention obviously. But what happened next, no one could have predicted. They called the store manager over. To be like. Sir David Boating, Canning, Pink Fishing, game down, the founder. Yeah, so Sir David, BCF, he walks over and they go, oh, Dave, you check this out.

She's here. This is her. There's like a confetti comes down. He goes, look at that. And the guy goes, fuck me. A hundred bucks. And so they're all like, like, can't believe it. And they're like, and it's gonna expiring two weeks.

Like you might as well spend the money now. So Torb's got a pair of free Crocs. Oh my god! Huge! Huge! Oh my god! That is... That's another person! And here... you know what was my biggest concern last week?

That David BCF's daughter wouldn't be able to go to college. And now she can. Fuck you're just keeping that store alive. Small business, support small business. And literally they could not believe, I've got three employees of BCF looking at the screen, being like we have never seen this before in our lives. So you got the free, but how much were Crocs?

You still got more to go? No, so the Crocs were 80 bucks or something. That's how much they croc. Oh, the Crocs are taking the piss, man. Oh, do you reckon? I didn't get any gibets or anything. And then the adapter was like- And you've still got left over,

oh, the adapter, of course. The adapter, so it ends up, I think I paid $20 for the Crocs and the adapter. I've made money. Thank you. And so we were talking about- Did I give you a key to the store? I'm thinking about applying for a job. You should. You should go back and see if you've got more money now. Because I just spent- Yeah.

But sure you don't get money on your money that's from the money. So true. I'm not a Wall Street guy. Have you bought a generator yet? Don't have a generator. No, not getting a generator. We just had it against that, Charles. Is there a plug-in thing at the site? Yeah, it's a power site. Would a generator be handy for work though? You never know when we're out and about. Oh, yeah, okay. Because now that there's points up for grabs. This is what I'm saying. And you know what's crazy is that now if any of us need camping stuff I literally have a whole kit that you could take I've got quite literally the kit and the caboodle the whole thing

I'm a generator. I know I've said I'm not a camping guy. Yeah and Charles I mean, yeah So he considers fucking he considers camping is saying a crown. Yeah, he's like, yeah, sleeping rough tonight. I'm just, I'm not at the Crown Towers. I'm at the other one down the road. I'm in the wilderness on the rooftop. Yeah. He goes, he goes, this one doesn't even have a swim up bar.

Yeah. Starts crying. I had to walk to the bar. I had to get my butler to bring a drink over instead of him swimming it over to me on a paddle board. Can you believe that? I'd do like 10 minutes. Sophie, you any interest in the camping gear?

Oh yeah, like my music festival day. Yeah. Of course. Yeah. I was more of a back of the wagon guy. Yeah, and you would too, Shag and wagon. But yeah, so huge day. Absolutely amazing. What?

Not totally happy? Then neither are we. Here at Boating Camping Fishing, please let us know if you're not happy with any aspect of the delivery of your items. Because if you're not happy, we're not happy. I couldn't be happier. Lily, Lily, email this to BCF. Tell them that they've heard of me. Their biggest spender for the month.

I've literally gotten that store their bonuses, I reckon. You know how it's like in a quarter you have to spend as much. Did you buy it before April 1? What does it say? Oh, if only I had a receipt. You got the invoice right there. I think it might've been.

And so, cause everyone's got that first, that Q1 target. And they're sweating for a bit. Congratulations. that Q1 target and they're sweating for a bit. Congratulations! Um so yeah very exciting stuff. Um I've got a love to see it which um I mean it's Tony's day so let's just lean into that shall we. Um let me... Oh okay okay okay. This is from Michelle Casanova. Fake name.

I just sent you a text. These guys have lots of lambs on their property and they take really good care of the lambs. Now, as we know, when a horse needs medical attention, they get taken to the hospital. Hospital, yep. But what do the guys drive when they're taking care of the lambs michelle also said i'd love to hear tony pronounce this so settle in folks you think bcf had a good day wait till we hear this That is so funny. It says lambulance.

Lambulance. That is hilarious. Lambulance. So good on, and then Michelle must live nearby and drives past and sees the good folks taking care of the lambs. So shout out to Michelle for sending that through. I love it. I've got to love to see it here. And then spoiler alert, we have a joint.

You love to see it, but I've got a great one here from Shelby first. Oh, yeah. Good. Do you think, Shut up. So Shelby sent this through on Patreon and Shelby said, our building have a few WhatsApp channels.

And one channel was created by a neighbor who likes to bake a lot and like wants to share their creations So, you know if like you're a baker or you love to cook or whatever you go Why do it and then what am I gonna eat it all or like if you don't work in an office that you can take it Into like what are you gonna do with all your stuff? You know how you can't hear the sound of a tree falling in an empty forest What's that fucking saying? Yeah, if a tree falls in the middle of a forest and no one's around to hear it, does it still make a sound?

If no one's around to eat the freshly baked goods, did you even bake the goods? Well, so true. You did though. You're always saying that. I think it's just a good way of- I think that makes sense because you did cook them. Well, yeah. And the tree would make a sound. But look- And look at this. One hand clapping. That sounded like my pussy on the weekend.

Can you fuck at camping? Yeah. Because it feels a bit naughty because there's not a lot of walls. No, that's only the second weirdest part about it. What's the first weirdest part? Is like you're camping, like you're dirty and it's an air bed. And it's on the ground.

No, but like you walk in from. I mean. OK, no. All right. So Shelby says wants to share their creations. Usually they post the treats and then they go straight away. And Shelby goes, but today I was finally home when they posted that they had a hot cross bun cake ready to share. Hot cross bun cake? Yes. Needless to say, I dropped off my very important meeting, my work call and ran downstairs

and got there in time, enjoyed it thoroughly. And our little dog got a little bit of icing, which he enjoyed thoroughly. Isn't that so cute? You love to see that. That's fucking awesome. What's it like? Oh, I've baked a whole bunch of stuff. I've got a couple for me, but I'll live out the front of wherever. Yeah. And then it's just like, whoever gets down here first, like gets to take whatever that, you know, quite cute. As someone who lived, sorry, as, as someone who worked with you.

I have lived. I have lived. And thanks for noticing. As someone who worked with you whilst I have lived. I have lived and thanks for noticing. As someone who worked with you whilst living in an apartment. In the apartment building. Nothing that nice happened to us. No, because you're. It would be people posting on the thing being like someone's dog shit in the lift.

Yeah. Like there was never anything yum to eat. But not even that, it was like, there was like aggression. Yeah, it wasn't good. Maybe, and this could go either way, would the baked goods have like maybe eased the tension in the group apartment Facebook group?

Or would that just created more riots? I would have assumed- She always gets them first because she's in the apartment next door, what a bitch! And she always puts her rubbish in the wrong bin and parks like a f***. Yeah, literally that's what would have happened. And if somebody posted that there was treats

in the apartment building that I used to live in, I would assume that they had rat sack in them. Because the people were fucking crazy. Except for the hot one that parked next to Tony that day, remember that guy? No. And he thought you wanted to fuck him? I just said that I think that he should come with a way to celebrate his new job and it sounded...

He got a new job, he goes, I just got a new job and Tony goes, oh, should we celebrate? No, I didn't say should we celebrate. That's celebrate? No, I didn't say should we celebrate. That's exactly what happened. I didn't say should we celebrate. What did you say? And say it how you said it. I said, oh, you have to make sure that you celebrate yourself because that's really awesome.

And then what happened? And he celebrated all inside of it. He moved out, Charles. Literally like a month later, he moved out. He celebrated by getting the fuck away from that creepy bitch in the car park. Okay. So we also have a, um, we now have a joint. You love to see it. So it's Thursday. We're off for the next week, but this weekend is Easter. Um,

and so Ryan and I went to Coles and we picked out an Easter egg for everybody that matches their personality. I would like to say. I picked my own. Until I know what they are. Tony did it. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's fair.

I don't know if it's from us. Cause you, you had the energy in the Woolworths. This is the one that I bought for myself. Yeah. A lint bunny. I bought myself a lint bunny and egg set. And for those playing along at home, Tony also bought a few extras.

So now there's fucking bells all over the building. Tell, tell bells. Ryan, that's really nasty. You're like, oh, is she eating chocolate again? No. And you'd hear these like. Hey, you had a fucking, your fair share of that bunny as well.

All right. This one. Oh, okay. Are we doing a quiz or am I just saying who they're for? Well, some of us were there when you bought them. Yeah. Everyone except Sophie. Okay. Okay. So this is the first one. It's dairy free.

Who's this one for? Wow, who could that be for? Hmm... Charlena! There we go, well done. Oh, sorry, sorry. You got a Brian snack in your face. Now this one is a fancy egg. This is for fancy girls. Oh, that's not for me then. Is it?

So you got the fancy girl one. Oh, the fancy girl one? Yeah, you're a Ferrero Rocher bunny. Look at this big tail. I thought that said Sophie all over it. Oh my God. Oh, thanks mama. This one.

I think this one's a cop out. What? This one is an AFL football egg. Who do you think this one's for, Sophie? Raaar-ree-me again. Lily loves football. Lily loves football. No one's catching them.

And then of course, the piece de resistance. The crunchiest bunny in town. Who loves a crunchy bunny? Ryan loves a crunchy bunny. Happy Easter everyone. Oh shit. It has a big one and then lots of little... Oh! That's annoyed me. Oh, I tell you what annoyed me yesterday.

South Australia has a border with Queensland. Whose border? What? Border. Oh, sorry. New South... South Australia has a border with Queensland. Doesn't that just fuck you right off?

New South Wales? No, Queensland. Yes, corner. That annoyed me more than those things. Oh my god, so is SA touching every state? Yeah. Except Tasmania, but that's like, no one's touching Tasmania. And Canberra.

That's a territory. Oh, is Tasmania a state? It is, is it? Oh, good for them. Okay's a territory. Oh. So yes. Is Tasmania a state? It is, is it? Oh, good for them. Okay, love you so much. Happy Easter. That's fucking fantastic. Would you like a little one?

No, but you can't, like, we'll just say bye and then we'll eat the eggs. Do you want one though? I do, yeah. Hang on, the foil's a bit tricky. We're having a week off, but we love you and we'll be back on Monday the... 28th!

28th! Love you so much! Have a safe holiday. Love you. Bye! That's fucking yum. Yeah. So it's thick.

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