Toni and Ryan - Toni Tries Killing 12 Hours In The Singapore Airport

Episode Date: March 29, 2026

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I just landed in Singapore airport and my next slide's not for another 12 hours, so we're going to kill some time. Hi, it's Maddie and Toby from Melbourne, Australia. Hi, this is Jessica from Toronto, Canada. Hi, I'm Linda. Hi, I'm Alyssa. We're tapas from Riga. And we have this podcast. Welcome to Riga.

Ciao. Chow. Poldiers. Paldias. Peltiers. Yeah. is Tony Lodge. My name is Ryan John.

Welcome to Latvia, Riga. We are here for a conference. We're doing a live show which you'll be able to see on Thursday. Yep. We're moving here

because it's fucking awesome. It is awesome. I'm loving it. Yeah. Tony Lodge, what's your first vibe? Well, I fucking love it. It is so great.

It did take us a long time to get here. And something, it's just horrifying, happened on the plane on the way here. Yeah. I watched somebody watch the trailer of the movie The Big Short.

Hang on. So, hang, you watched someone else watch a trailer. Because you know how I just, like, I'm suffered with that affliction of like, I just can't take my eyes off the person in front of me, screen on the plane. I just am so nosy. I just love to see it. What's more you're up to speed with a movie, you seeing someone else watch the trailer with no volume

or me seeing two TikToks of one scene and going, I'm pretty sure I know that film. I think I've seen it. Yeah. So I saw them like click on it. You know how you like scroll through the screen or whatever? I saw them click on it. They watched the trailer and then they clicked out of it.

Isn't that horrifying? How could you not watch that movie? It's so good. The Big Short. Yeah. The Big Short's one of my favorite movies. It's a really good movie. Do we all need to watch the trailer together?

Maybe it was a bad cut. You know what I mean? And they just went, oh, no. swiped away and I thought well that is just horrifying what about people who listen to our podcast they hear the like little 10 second coming up and just going well then they probably the person that didn't watch the big shore they've got no taste but it did takes a long time to get over to this side of the world it was a eight hours from malban to Singapore yeah and then 13 hours from Singapore to Frankfurt yeah good and tug and then Frankfurt to

Latvia, Tariga, it was another two hours. Oh, so we're not counting the time spent on the plane sitting on the time. Sitting on the bus. In Frankfurt Airport, the plane we were getting on to come to Riga was like on the, it was just in some f***ist field down the road. Like, we were no longer in airspace. It was just someone's backyard plane. There was a moment on the.

bus where I was like when they said you're at gate 83 like why bother giving us a gate number oh because that's where your bus picks you up to take you to as Tony said some f***le field what my thing was what is the point in a boarding group number because so they call up yep boarding group one which is like you know people that work on the airline like military officials whatever let them get on boarding group two yep boarding group three yep and people are like being very respectful of the boarding system yeah But then you walk down, you just all get on the same bus. To drive to some f***'s feel.

Yeah, like, I just, that was so crazy to me. Yeah. The one thing, though, that I haven't included in that timeline is that we took the cheapest fare we could. And that included a 12-hour layover in Singapore airport. And everyone goes, no, Changi's such a dope airport. You'll be fine. Yeah, that's what we thought as well. But it fucking is a long fucking time.

12 hours, you really feel every minute. You know what I mean? There's sometimes where time really flies by and somewhere it goes fucking backwards. And I reckon that was a backwards situation. How many versions of expectations versus reality is there? Because I think we're booking these flights and we're trying to save cash to there's four of us here

and then we go, probably want to avoid that part of the world. world. Okay. So then if we want to do that and then not spend much, we go. Yeah. And then at the time you go, oh, oh, 12 hours. That's fine.

Piss it in. It's the same when you book a really cheap red eye flight. And you go, who cares? We'll just wake up early. You'll be fine. And then the day before you're like, ah! Yeah.

Why the fuck did we book that? Why did we do that? Why did I book the 6 a.m. flight and I have to get up at 3.30. Like, why have we done this to ourselves? So we were in the airport. We arrived in Singapore at 11. because we had left Melbourne at like five.

Yep. Again, very early flight. We got there at 11 and our flight didn't board until 11 p.m. So we had like a full solid 12 hours. And before you say, you know, there is a lot of things to do in Singapore, Changi Airport. Just a couple of the things that we thought would kill a lot of time, which was about 10 minutes total, was the crazy jungle. The sunflower garden, the butterfly garden. the butterfly garden.

Yep. We drove through a waterfall on the little sky bus. That was fucking cool. Yeah, that was very cool. And I was going to get my nails done before we left Melbourne and just ran out of time. And I was like, of all the airports in the world, surely there's a place to go in Singapore. And there was. There was.

One. And it's the same place that is also. a massage place. They have some massage chairs you can rent for $100 for 15 minutes. And, you know, but it's like all set up

in the centre. It's quite public. And we... Very public. You're actually in an airport. You're in an airport. You're not in a little room. There isn't like a screen up or anything.

And we went and I was like, oh, I'd just love to get a manicure place. They go, oh my God, absolutely. Like, we'd love to fit you in. Can you come back in two hours? And I was like, can I make a booking so I know what time to come back? They go, no, no, no. We don't take bookings because it's easier.

Is it? Foreshadowing? Incorrect. And then, so we go back two hours later and they go, oh, no, we're very busy. So they said come back at, they said come back at 3pm. Yep. How many other people did they also tell to come back at 3pm? everyone on every flight that's ever gone through there because every

in their backpack is standing there waiting to get their nails done a massage whatever and then we they turned us away again and we go okay they go if you come back in half an hour we promise we'll be able to fit you in we go back there in the half an hour and they by that I think that they thought they'd warn us down yeah I think they were like there's no way they'll come back a third time they're surely they're not on a 12 hour layover Surely if we bump them this many times, they'll have to fuck off and fly somewhere. We'll run out of time. No, little did they know.

We had all the time in the world. And we go, and after going back the third time, they go, okay, we'll just give you a seat. And we sat in the thing and just watched other people get massages. Yeah. And it was really weird. Yeah. And I really didn't like it. Didn't you?

It was very strange. How about that guy who was snoring? Wasn't he going to town? Yeah. He was getting a back rub and every time she pushed into the back he went, oh. Yeah. He was like one of those toys.

Yeah. Just massaging the air out of him. Oh my God. He was being compressed like a fucking air mattress. Every time she fucking rubbed him. You're not in some room. You're just in an airport. It's like being like when you see people getting a thing in the shopping center.

Yeah. And then so they go, all right, who's first? And I was like, well, I'm getting nails. So I'm probably like the nails person wasn't ready yet. And Ryan goes, oh yeah, all good. I'd love to get my feet done. What was it like? Your feet and legs.

When you sit up in the, you know, the lean back sort of chair and you get your legs up and and what was it half an hour? Yeah, but in hindsight, I should have got three hours because, yeah, we had fucking nothing. I'll tell you what. That was a long half an hour watching you get massaged out in public. Oh, yeah. I didn't hate it. I know you were sitting there laughing at me.

Well, I was a long. Laughing at me. No, no, we don't fuck with people that are asleep and then we, you know, we don't mess around with each other. You're fucking with me, but you were laughing at me. I really, there was just something so funny about what just like all of these grown men all like, oh. Ooh. Like, that's all you could hear. We're in this thing.

But then out, just outside. I didn't realize I sounded that nice. All of, like, just outside. Because I got destroyed. I couldn't walk for two days. Just outside of the, yeah, because we're on a plane. just outside of the thing is like blasting like welcome to Changi Airport you know like that's going on right there and then there's just like all these people and you just like kind of didn't know where to look but you just kind of sitting there like this like that was one of I haven't been dominated on a massage table they were wonderful there I will say they gave us the run around like I was in pain and she was laughing at me I miss it's too sore and you go oh oh Like, nah, harder, please.

No, I just, that's, that's what, do you mean, soft, no, no, no, no, no. That's when I heard you laugh when she said softer and I said no and you just went, but it was just so funny. She's obviously gotten the knuckle right in the arch. It was great, though. Which is amazing. If I ever start running again, which fuck, I think I committed to something the other day, I'll need to go back to Chang'i to get her to sort out my legs.

Well, I'm going to go back and get them to do my nails again. They did a great job. Are they still all intact? This one. Yeah. So for those listening, Tony. has seemingly stuck her middle finger up at me, but it's just the nail that's chipped off the top.

Yeah, that's okay. Hey, it's made it through three countries, sweetheart. Yeah, it did. And the other thing that we thought we would do to kill a little bit of time was the pool in the airport at the Changi Airport. There's an outdoor pool on the fucking roof of an airport. And it's like...

You know what's relaxing? An outdoor pool. You know what's not relaxing? An outdoor pool right next to where the planes take that. I might just lean back on this hammock Bha-ha fucking Boeing 747 up your fucking ass Oh my God A lot going on at that pool

Yeah Lots going on at that pool It was lovely to break it up a bit And like kill a bit of time What's the most interesting thing at the pool though Because there was a lot going on I think the girl next to us Wanted to sleep with all four of us

Yeah and she'd be correct to think that. Yeah. She was living her best life. Like, she was traveling alone. She obviously, like, and she had like a, like, catmandoo backpack with all the stuff hanging off it. Yeah.

So I'm like, you've done what we've done. You've done the cheap seats to get it. And you're doing the long layover. There was a lot going on. I don't even really know where to start. What a wonderful idea is the first thing. Yeah. You should be able to swim at every airport.

So true. Like, it really is a nice way to break it up. Yeah. There is a lot of admin in having wet babies. Oh, that is part of it. What did you do with yours? Mine are in the bathroom in the bin. Yeah.

At the Changi Airport, swimming pool. Yeah. Someone who... An old pair with a couple of holes in them that were probably ready to go. I went, oh, I might just accidentally leave them there. The person that does the towels, three pair of Nike shorts for them. What's that? Nike shorts you've left behind.

Oh, they've had, again... Oh, that's a bit nice. What are you making? They've done some time. Like, they were... They've had a fair run and that was their day. We, we thought, oh my God, like we've killed. So we've done so many activities.

We've killed all this time. Like, fuck, we must be getting close. Singaporean street food market I went to. Oh, yes. We've got massaged. We've swam. I got my name. Tony's got nails.

Yeah. The flower garden. The flower garden. The butterfly garden. The sky train. Charles walked 40,000 steps. Yeah, fantastic. And we're feeling fucking unreal.

Let's get to fucking the next fly. Here we go. Go straight to our game from here. Here we fucking go. We check the time and we realize we've just passed the halfway month. With nothing left to do. It's just hit six hours. And you go, God, the six hours is easy.

What about the other six that you've got on the back half? So it's a long time. It really is a long time. Maybe we should have just done the six again. Oh, go get my now starting to get another massage. Because you go, we've got. we've done everything. Aside from like spending crazy amounts of money in a luxury store, which was discussed.

But even that doesn't take up too much time. That was discussed. Yeah. I was like, Tony, what are you going to do for all this time? Oh, should you buy a Rolex? Yeah. Didn't the guy at the Rolex store want nothing to do with us? Yeah, I think he knew exactly what was going on.

He goes, I've seen your type before. You're just killing time. You don't have any money to spend. And he was right. Yeah, we wouldn't be able to try on the, um, fucking what was the, the day? The date just. We wouldn't try that on. Would we? And he goes, no. Well, I said, I said the lady date just thing that I was flexing and he goes,

that's only if you want the 26 centimetre, anything above that isn't called that. And I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Do you have any mineral water? And he went, that's for customers. Hi, it's Maddie and Toby from Melbourne, Australia. Hi, this is Jessica from Toronto, Canada. Hi, I'm Linda.

Hi, I'm Alyssa. And you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tarpas. A big Polydes for being part of our Patreon. Polydes? Thank you. Thank you. Paul Dez.

Sarah, good on you, Sarah. Derek Davidson, double do. Ali Fisher. I hardly caught a fish. Well, she wouldn't be around here because they're all the great fishes over here. I haven't had any fish yet. You guys had some fish. Seafood restaurant last night.

We're really close to the river, close to the Baltic Sea. I'm thinking about doing a seafood. diet where I seafood and I eat it Wow Leslie Berkett Good on you Leslie

I feel like seeing my dick Tony's gone That'll do Seafood Food Sorry Leslie Berkut good on your

Leslie Paige Cooper Probably not Aaron Mcbeth Iona I own a cinema Chain in Latvia Cinamia

Ashley, good idea, Ashley. Brad Lindsay, good on your Brad, and Mellie Mae. Absolutely love to see it. Thank you very much being part of Patreon. So despite all of our best efforts and all the conversations that we've had at length, we have left the hot take Tony headband in Melbourne. That is diabolical. I know.

And unforgivable. I know. I'm really sorry. Would you like to wear, yeah, is that? Oh yeah, I could wear that. It's orange. Is that? okay? Well, it's hotter than...

The sun? Like, not wearing it, you know what I mean? Every Monday hot take, Tony drops a hot take. So, settle in, folks. Some feathers are about to be ruffled. Well, it's perfect that I'm wearing this, because my hot take is actually a cold

take. My hot take is that it should be cold all the time. You've been scorched. I feel like that's something someone says at the end of every summer. Yeah, yep.

Which we're at being from Australia. Yeah. But then when it gets to about August, September, we all go, wouldn't summer all year around be fucking awesome? But I am loving being in the cold here. And even though I am a little bit sick. Yeah, how's that going for? Which I understand the irony of wanting it to be cold all the time.

But the clothes are so fun. Like, look at this thing. Ryan thought that Lily bought this from a store, but I knitted it myself. It's a chunk. It's a scarf, but it's a hood. What you call me? Yeah, it's a Sophie scarf. Any knitters or no.

A what scarf? The Sophie scarf. But it's like a hoodie, but a scarf. Yeah, it's like a snood. Yeah, it looks really good. Thank you. Chunky. Yeah, like it's thick wall.

Yeah. Thank you so much. And do you wish you could wear that all year round? I do. And I wish I could wear a coat all year round. And I'll tell you something for fucking free. I am getting very used to seeing you in a little, a little scarf and a little beanie. Is that right?

I quite like it. You do like it. Yeah. You're depriving people right now, not wearing that. Well, maybe I'll change it up for tomorrow. It is very warm in the Airbnb, though. Oh, do you guys think so? Oh, but like we... Oh, I'm so cold. I think I'm having a fever. You're wearing a t-shirt. Well, before I was hot. Oh, yeah, you are. I'm having the fever. You guys might not even be here right now. What should we get for dinner? It is too early in the day to be this stoned without having smoked anything.

No. During the little beat, beat break in the middle of the pod, Tony went, how good a podcast. I said how fun is making a podcast. Both true, true statements. Both aren't true. Yeah. One's more true for me. Yeah.

You're not a podcast girl. No, that's okay. That's fine. But everybody listening watching what you is. I do think back to your hot take. Thank you so much. The jackets and coats are just fucking awesome. I love wearing a sick coat.

I love wearing a sick jacket. But even when it's cold, and this is the issue with modern day society, probably the biggest issue facing most of the world right now is that you put this big coat on and then what you walk to the car, and you take it off, then you drive to wherever the fuck you're going,

you put the coat on to walk to the door, and then you take it on. And it's like, nowhere is, unless you're going for a long walk. Yeah. And who would do that? Because fucking get a better hobby. Yeah. Yeah.

Like, where do we get to wear these sick coats? But we've been walking around a lot here because we, like, we don't have cars and we've been exploring a little bit. So do we have to move to the middle of the city to get the value out of our coats? I actually believe, yes, that is true. Would you like to live in the city, city, city of Melbourne? No. The city of Melbourne's not that nice.

Take that. Like the actual CBD, I don't think is nice. Yeah, but think about the coats, tone. Yeah, the coat. I do see the value in the coat. Imagine you getting up in the morning on Flinders Lane, putting your really nice coat on, wandering down to Loon to get a croissant, your little favourite coffee place and they just come in and go, morning tone, just a reg and you go, yeah, dog.

Then you pot it back to your funky little warehouse apartment in Flinders Lane where you do your arts and crafts. That sounds amazing. Yeah. Don't talk shit about my city, dog. No, no, no. I love, you know that I'll ride or die for Melbourne any time, but I don't think that I would like to in the CBD. Like the pocket you're talking about is like the only little bit,

like there are some bits where you wouldn't want to live. Yeah. Or if you were a tourist, you wouldn't want to stay there. Yeah. Bridget and I got really drunk on Burke Street the other week. Yeah, I know. For that one night. Yeah.

And that was like, you go down one alley and you go, we should live here. Then you walk around the next and you go, hey, Bridge, we've had a great run, sweetheart. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This might be the end. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. No, I get it. I've, I've seen it. Yeah, I get it. Do you reckon, I don't think we've found that end of Latvia yet. No, I've had it.

I'm having a great time. I'm having a great time. There was only one kind of scary looking street, which we went, oh, we won't walk down there. And then we accidentally walked back up at the other way, and it was actually fine. The tattoo one?

Yes. Because the sign at the front makes it look like you're going to die. There we scale. That is fine. Yeah. That's where I got my hair cut. I walked through there and was like, well,

we were like, let's not walk that way. But then when we came back through, we were like, oh my God, that was that scary road and it was fine. Better than fun. Are we saying that the seats,

the streets of CBD Latvia are better and safer than Melbourne? Well, is this CBD though? No, this is old Riga. Yeah, but is that the CBD? So I don't think this is the CPD because I can see BD.

No, I can see those sky fucking scrapers on the other side that might be more CVD. And I think that way has more skyscrapers as well. Which forgive me but looks a bit severancey. Thank you. Does it? I haven't seen that movie but it's a show. Yeah, yeah, but

severancy. Don't you reckon? Yeah. The word I would use bleak. Where's all the town's where the culture at. Wholesome, warm. People are lovely. You can get 25. shots for 25 euro

And a bunch of lovely finish girls to walk your home Yeah and they'll finish you Let me tell you Yeah they'll finish you right off In a communal Airbnb Yeah More on that in a few days time I've got a little something

Written down for that one Yeah we've got to sign some NDAs first Yeah Yeah how do you say Okay for broadcasting finish How do you say cabin my asshole in Latvia I heard someone else say it last night Didja?

Didja I've just had a little look And so the central district is what they call it here. And it's like over the water like down there. Which do you reckon is where I'm saying about? Where we had dinner the other night. Yeah. I had that Lido.

Yeah. Where that Lido was, but like to the left. Started. Yeah. Further down. Yeah. Yeah. Trendy people around there, but it did feel more businessy.

There was a little subset of person around there that we would call where we're. from hot trendy mums rich as fuck oh yeah and sometimes you know people are just going about their day and then out of nowhere it's like how'd you describe the clothing of the mum and the thing and the oh my god so chic yeah just like had everything going for them it was like brands we'd never heard off the jacket matches the pram which matched the kids little gum boots and they're all like matching colors and tony we're just sitting there eating your sauerkra and lord knows you got enough of it and that fucking serving and then you just looked up out the window and went go bitch yes

yeah I did and I just love it so much and they're just like pushing these prams I look cool as fuck and like every pram that I've seen has been like the Cadillac of prams a bugaboo in this economy I haven't seen a single pram that was less

than a bugaboo and you can fucking send that to bugaboo and let them know they're huge in Latvia and the the moms in Latvia fuck and they are bugaboo and hard Yeah. To be a Latvian mom.

Oh. From that side of the river. Sudes. Sudes. We learnt that Sudes is every word. Yeah. Except Poldiers. Yeah, which is Pall deers.

Thank you. Thank you. Poldiers. I've got to you love to see it here. Please. Aside from all the fucking hot mums in Latvia. Yeah. I got this, we got this message on Patreon from Jessica Purcell.

And she said, wanted to thank you for the most hilarious moment. I went through the drive. drive through at subway hold the fucking phone Jessica I'm gonna have to stop you right there Jessica do you drive down the salads like do you

do you just okay here's what I'm picturing I'm gonna be very honest with you you drive in and you stop like at the car wash and then a conveyor belt takes you at the speed that the worker can make the sandwich

so you're the car's park Bringing you down, you go, salami. Yeah. No lettuce, but I will go with a spinach leaf. Yeah, thank you so much. Pineapple, grow up. Nah.

It's not a Hawaiian pizza. Eat my pussy. A drive-thru subway. So I don't know about that. I don't have any more information about that, but surely people, after listening to this episode are watching on YouTube, tell us if you've ever heard of that. And if we are right about that's how it functions. Let me carry on.

Sorry, no, I don't think I'm... sorry, no, we're not ready. What's worse? Oh, tell me. That time I ordered a steak in a bowling alley or ordering a steak at a place you can drive through. Oh, drive through. A drive-through.

Do you want medium or well done? Well, it sounds like whatever turns up in 25 seconds is going to be my answer. Yeah, like I, are you just asking me to be polite? Like, this feels just like a gimmey option. Yeah. Yeah. I just. Do you want to hit the pokies and I have a few?

years while you're at it. You just, it feels like you would have, like, and are they then operating how fast or slow you are down the little conveyor belt? And then do I drive off with my left hand on the steering wheel, my right hand holding a sweaty porterhouse steak? Like, but vertically? Yeah. Like a sandwich.

Like you're holding a subway up? That's the fucked up thing about the subway drive-through is I once ordered subway from a small town in Queensland when I was driving home to Toowoomba. And I'm like, great. In the Arras. in the Toyota Yaras fucking shout out and I was like I am gonna drive back to Toowo

and have some subway on the drive Amazing No Terrible idea Because I'm too sick I don't realise what I was saying No you need it's a two hand man job It's a two hand man job

But also you can't eat subway Without like dropping a flopper tomato Oh yeah Or like a real thicky bit of avocado Just hitting the paper But you're driving a fucking car and it was it's like

it's not a car food it was a crime scene yeah no that's terrible like I went to the car watch after and the guy went Jesus Christ

it looks fucking awful in here what have you done eating subway and all the guys laughed and I went yeah

actually and he went in the car there's Italian herbs and cheese everywhere yeah fucking ranch

everywhere and I go that's not all ranch yeah some of it's come yes anyway

what did this fucking legend do so I just need to like stop

down on that because I don't have any more information. You know why Latvia is better than every country in the world? I haven't seen a single office works. So, just saying. That is true. What I will say, though, is that I'm supremely confident there is not a single drive-through subway in the country of Latvia. Is there even subway in Latvia? Because that would actually mean one point down for me.

If you can't get subway here. There's subway in Rika. Amazing. Yeah, great. How close is it? Is there office works? Google Office Works Latvia. Oh, excuse me, are?

Sorry. That walking distance bookshop has everything that you may want from Office Works. They're not printing. True. They're not printing. You can't get a book bound there. At the bar we went to the other night, they had a printer, though. What?

What bar? You know that place where you ordered a hot orange juice in a jug? Oh, yeah, yeah. They had a printer. And then I ordered a pasta and they gave me one piece of pasta. Yeah. They have a printer. What are you meant?

So if you need anything printed, you just get down there. As in like for public use? Yeah. Uh-huh. That is so funny. Yeah. Can I get one hot orange juice? And that guy was so nice as well.

He was. Can I get one hot orange juice? Can I please get one piece of pasta even though I ordered a main? A bowl. And can you please print off these business documents? Yeah. And would you mind printing off? my CV because I want to apply for some jobs.

Yeah. Thinking about staying. Yeah. Yeah. I'll stay here. Okay. I'll fly the family over. I took Mabel for a little guided tour on FaceTime this morning of the street show.

Very cute. She goes, how's Aunt Toddy gone on those cobblestones? And I went, oh, she's actually holding up all right. Thank you so much. I appreciate that. But I'm totally the first show. So, true. Yeah.

It's early days yet. Jessica Purcell wanted to thank us for a hilarious moment going through the drive-thru. Listening to Tony and Ryan waiting for the food. And the window opens. And I say on the podcast, tongue punch my fart box at the exact moment that the guy is there trying to hand the food over. Jess says, I stare at him.

He hands me my sandwich and I give him the most awkward straight across smile. Proceded to drive off and died laughing, like pulled over. And it's like, I just have to eat my subway. Best drive-through experience ever probably can't go back. And that's probably for the best. Yeah. You don't need to drive-through subway in your life.

I reckon there might be one. What's that place? It's not called two hills. Two rocks. Two rocks. No. Rolley stone. Double view. Whoa.

Okay. I knew it was two things with a hill. Yeah. I reckon there's a subway at the bottom of that hill that might have drive-through capability. I just don't understand the functionality of it. It's for no one. I don't think it's for me. I think a drive-thru.

roof place only works if there's like very few choices to be made. What do you think about a drive-through coffee place? Like a Zarafas. Surrifice? Oh my God. I haven't heard Zeraphis in so long. Musbass. Do you remember the bus bus?

We've just both won the game, I think. I haven't thought about either of those in so long. That one in Subiaco, a little biscuit on top when you get a coffee. You get a biscuit, yeah. They'll treat you right at Musbuzz. Yeah. Yeah, it's like a dome if you wanted it to be shit. But the service is right.

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Um Sheldo Uh Hypnotherapy gets a bad rep for being all stage tricks and clucking like a chicken, but it's actually a credible evidence-based way of working with the subconscious, which is basically the part of your brain running the show while you think you're in control. I think that my subconscious might be fucked.

Why would you say that? Well, because whoever's running the show is sometimes not doing great job, eh? I don't judge them. Just me? Yeah. Just my fucking backstage crew doing whatever they're doing? Yeah. Sometimes you just got to let the subconscious do what they need to do.

It's what Charles did after the 28th shot last night. He goes, it's not me anymore driving, but I'll let this other guy have a crack. Yeah, they're taking the wheel. Neutral, sorry, neural bloomerhypotherapy.com.com. They do it online as well so you can do a little reading and stuff. So, Sharnel Jordan, congratulations. Congrats, that's awesome. Fuck yeah.

Tomorrow on the show. Confessions. These are top confessions. And it is. and maybe your friend Jessica going through the drive-thru needs to be aware of this. It is a bedroom confession. Bedroom? Yeah.

And... Charles, did you write one in? And the confession is a female taper. And her husband thinks he's done something. Made her come, but he hasn't. Can I say something that's only going to make sense to you guys, but everyone's going to get it? you know that very slutty sexy confession you shared with us about the threesome on the stairwell doesn't that look like those stairs is that what you were imagining the stairs to our

a b and that's exactly what i was imagining that the finished girls had to carry charles up at three on this morning yeah something was getting up and i'm not just talking about charles up the stairs you know what i mean he wasn't getting up after the 20,000th shot there's no up from there but if anyone could it's just any levels of flaccidity be here's just any levels of flaccidity so that's coming up tomorrow love you there's a new word put that in the fucking meme thing

in the end of the week how do you say placidity how do you say placidity in Latvian Chinatza soft a coca see you tomorrow

Ciao love you bye