Toni and Ryan - Toni Tries To Be A Flight Attendant

Episode Date: April 5, 2026

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In an emergency, the flight attendant's main responsibility should be dot, dot, dot. Hey, it's not really great here, lo. The answer is communicating with ground control. Oh, fuck. Sight. Ground control. I'm Alicia from Wargul, Victoria Australia. Hi, I am Yaakov.

And this is Misty from Jerusalem. Hi, I'm Theo from my name's Sweden. And I approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan Podcast. This is Dr. author, Tony Lodge. I'm Ryan and welcome to our

Airbnb in Stockholm, Sweden. Yeah, Air Sweden, Sweden, sweet we call it. Yep. And if you can see the door behind me, you're seeing what

thousands of other girls have seen this week. It's the entrance to Charles's bedroom. Yeah, they don't see it on the way in, but they see it on the way out. I've called you a cab. See ya. We are in our pajamas,

sort of. Yeah. Big weekend in Sweden. We're just waking up early. Yeah. Feeling good. We've ordered Uber Eats coffee. Yeah.

Oh, that was yum too. What's that place called? Great question. Brought and salt and meat. Broad and salt. Broad and salt. Yeah. We ordered stuff in Swedish.

Who knows what was in it? We'll find out soon if the lactose-free milk that I thought I was ordering is what I got. I love that for you. They have that everywhere. Yeah. Lactose-free milk. I've got a fact about Sweden. Oh.

People in Sweden don't go on dates. or do dating, they hook up. Apparently, Swedes don't date. They go out, have a few drinks, make out, go home together. And if they still like each other in the morning, congratulations during a relationship. Oh, that's it. Done deal.

Yeah, but it's not like, oh, we go on a few dates and then go home. It's like we go home and then we'll figure it out. I like that. I feel like that's how our generation does. Yeah. But they've just formalized it. But I think that there's a big thing about wanting to meet in person rather than I reckon people are doing away with the apps now.

The apps are on the way out, folks. Yeah. You heard it here first. Did you on Bridgemead on the apps? No. She, my radio co-host lived in her spare room. That's, yes, sorry, yet you met through Rosie. That's right.

Although we're both on the apps and found each other and isn't that fun when you see someone you know on an app and then you take a screenshot and you go, oh. Oh, uh, well not. I've never, I miss the apps. Oh, okay. Yeah, and to be fair, it's probably for the best. I don't think I could handle that. Not great on paper.

Not great in person So if it was a paper or person You say you're a person I think I'm more charismatic in person I don't think that via tech Because I'm not very cool Like I'm not very chill No

But like I'm not very like chill So I don't think that via text I do very well Whereas in person I can kind of charm you Because how quickly would you respond to a message Well straight away Because that's just respectful It is Yeah

And then I'd be like, well, they haven't replied to me. What's up with that? And then I would remanate on that. And then you, oh, did you get my message? Yeah. Oh, sorry, maybe it's not working. Yeah. 12 texts later and they're like, block.

Can you block on Tinder? Yeah, you can. Yeah. And do you get a notification if they like reject you? No, no, no, no. Oh, that's good. You can block and you can also unmatched. Do you get a notification if you've been unmatched?

No. They just disappear. Yeah. Yeah. So, no, but the rejection is not because they're just, you know, you move on. Yeah. It's not like you get a. And you might just forget.

Yeah. You suck. Does the app kind of give you a little notification and they go, oh, you've had a crazy low amount of matches. You get less than two and they go, let's up your profile. You know on LinkedIn where they go, did you want us to give you a hand with your bio or something? We're going to connect you with one of our creator partners. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're going to help optimize your page.

The chat bot goes, hi there. Have you considered being better? Have you thought about adding some more photos? maybe less photos. Why don't you take a photo with your really hot friend and not make it obvious which one you are? Yeah, and just see if that works. Because I get a lot more matches

when people think I'm Dave Parsons. So I get a photo with him and then... Handsome Dave. Yeah, fuck it. Makes sense. I put Charles in my pictures. And what kind of people do you get matching? A lot of girls.

Which is exactly what I wanted. So it's great. Perfect. Here I have a bit of a test. Oh. To see if you, Tony Lodge and you watching or listening, would be a good flight attendant. Oh. Because off the top of my head, when I think flight attendant, I think someone taking care of you, making you have a, sure you have a good time, getting you what you need.

And I think maybe this is the job for Tony Lodge. And we've caught heaps of flights and feelings. Is it fair to say, is it fair to say all of the flight attendants have had have been lovely as far? Oh, my God. Yeah. Like we're on a hot street. Very polite, but also they are direct but not in a nasty way. Yep.

Like they're always like to the point. And I feel like, have we just had a good run or are people up and about? Like, are they in form? No, I think that it is not a job for the week. Like, I think you've got to be a tough-ass bitch to be a fucking flight attendant. And I reckon if you're not good at it, you just wouldn't make it. All right. Well, I've got six multiple choice questions here.

If you get the majority, I reckon we're safe to. assume that Tony Lodge would be an excellent, excellent flight attendant. Before we start, what are your, are you going to hedge your bets on how you reckon I'll go? I reckon you'll. Because Charles is looking like he doesn't think it's going to go that well. No, I reckon you'll get, if not six out of six, five out of six. Oh, okay. Vives, vibes, vibes, vibes.

You know how the cabin lights are dimmed during takeoff and landing? Mm-hmm. Why is that? And it's a multiple choice. is it A, to improve the visibility of the emergency lights? Is it B, to make the procedures more feel comfortable for passengers? Is it to save electricity for the landing and take-off equipment? Or is it to save electricity for the pilot's e-cigarettes as take-off and landing are their

favorite times to spark up an electric fatty? Also, I've added one personal multiple times. I've thrown one in for, yeah. It wasn't originally. three answers and I've thrown in a fourth. Guess which one? So, so as soon as you ask the question,

in my mind, I've always thought it was to preserve power. So C. But A and B both also sound like, Andy, sound like, this let me be clear. Yeah.

I won't be offended if you don't pick my one. Which one was yours? Yeah, you don't have to pretend. But like A and B both sound like could be right, but I've always just assumed it was to preserve power. So I'm going to go with C. C, to make sure that the save electricity for landing takeoff equipment.

When I saw the question, I also was like, well, obviously it's that. That's just what I've always assumed. But the answer is A, to improve visibility of the emergency lights. Because you know how everything goes dark except for the like door here? Here's the strip down the thing. And the strip down the side. Which you never fucking need, but that's why. Well, I mean, you might need it in an emergency.

But if the plane's crashing, who gives a fuck where the door is, you know? So that you can maybe get off. But if you crack, like, I just... Not like, get off, like, get off. Declying, as Charles said the other day. We're about to crash, quick. Let's masturbate. I'm wanking. Yeah.

I found that there was a light so I can see it better. Do you reckon, though, that in that last moment, you would just like kiss someone near you? Like, don't you, do you think that that would be something that you'd be like, oh my God, this might be it. Are we sitting together on the way home? We always do. And we hope that the seat between us is empty. then yeah and then

everything's fine and imagine explaining that to you why you go oh we thought the plane was going down there is

a great there is a great skit you know is it Tim Robinson I don't know who that is um

is a comedian but basically it's like the plane's going down and everyone's like call your love ones and he's like call my love ones I'm going to tell my boss

I fucking hate him you know that's good and he's like let's call some drama yeah calls down and goes oh Auntie, your uncle's cheating on you.

Yeah. Like, how's cheating? Yeah. And so, and he was like, what are you going to call your kid? Oh,

I love him. How pathetic. Fucking. You've already said that. We're going to die. We may as well leave some drama. That is crazy. And then shocker,

I'm not sure if the plane actually crashes. Yeah. Question two. Okay. So I'm, I'm O for one. Yep. What is the primary duty of the flight attendant?

Mm-hmm. Passenger welfare. I just know what D's going to be already. passenger safety passenger satisfaction what did you think D was like getting Ryan a Bailey's

the official fourth option is so it's passenger welfare passenger safety passenger satisfaction or passenger vibes but it is vibes because that's kind of all three

combined well I know that it's and vibes is Bayleys safety is obviously a big part of it and satisfaction, I think, means... Like customer satisfaction. Customer service more.

Yeah, not like satellite. Yeah, no, no, no, no. So I'm going to go, what was the first one? Welfare. Yeah. Because that feels like it combines both. Like safety and satisfaction. Welfare like their safety, their happiness, they're fed and watered.

The answer is passenger safety. Fucking hell. Okay. But, okay, I'm not doing that well. Question three. Safety. Like, they're just... I hardly know. But like, yeah, that obviously, and that is their primary.

Yeah, which was the question. Which is the question. Yeah, no, okay. I should have gone D vibes. I'm just saying you might not like win the quiz, but if you go D every time, I'll like, go... Fair. Yeah.

Fair. I would like that. That's a plan you'd go on. Yeah. They just care about the vibes and the e-cigarettes. and what else is there? That's what I care about. Why do you think I'm having an e-cigarette?

It's like the most pathetic like autobiography ever and just titled vibes and e-cigarettes and vibes. Or it's like an awful like a musician's onto his 12th album. He's just out of ideas. Yeah, I guess it's just vibes and e-cigarettes. He's like what's cool at the moment. Yeah. Question three.

Hi, three. Bit of a, um, I wouldn't say a role play, but like a situation. Oh. After sudden turbulence, a passenger started screaming and... A pasanja started screaming and shouting, causing distress to nearby children. Oh. What is the best response?

Yep. Is it A, stay by the passenger and try to ease their nerves. Is it B, tell them that turbulence is perfectly normal. Yep. C, explain to them that they are actually... causing further distress to others. Not that one. Or D, join in the screaming so they feel less alone.

Someone's screaming and you just go, look, bah! Well, imagine if you're screaming and you're the only one. Yeah, you'd feel embarrassed. Yeah, but someone else is doing you. Like, oh, it's a game. Thank God. Yeah. Sorry, can you give me A and B again?

Stay by the passenger to try and ease their nerves and tell them the turbulence is perfectly normal and like, you know, they try to explain that there's no need for concern. I think, A, because when you're feeling stressed, you kind of don't want the practical information of like, this is normal. Shut up. You want like, um, reassurance. So I'm going to go reassurance. A. Correct answer.

She's on the board. Okay. Thank fucking God. Um. Because you don't want like, I'm feelings based, not facts based. Yeah. Like facts don't exist in the sky. It's all about.

feelings. Three facts on the floor is zero in the air. So true. Yeah. Oh, I should have put that as a question. How many beers in the sky equals how many on the ground? What is it? What is it?

I reckon one on the ground is two on the sky, whatever? No, I reckon one in the sky equals two on the ground. Sorry, I got it backwards. So if you have one beer in the, like you had two beers in the sky, you've had four beers. Yeah. You can't drive. Yeah. The plane.

That's coming up. How many beers are you allowed to drive? Question four. Yep. This is actually, I've never really thought about this. When the emergency oxygen mask for passengers... You're supposed to fit yourself before helping others. So true.

Ding me. But what the question is, what are they actually connected to? Is it A? Outside? That's option C. Option A is like a big oxygen tank. Yeah. B is a chemical oxygen.

generator so it kind of makes oxygen in a weird kind of way. C is the outside to get fresh air. And D is it's connected to a very stressed flight attendant manually blowing into the tube. I thought you're about to say for D it was connected to D's nuts. Yeah. Suck on this. Oh, there's emergency. Yeah.

Yeah. I actually need to come. I should have included, it makes no sense, but I should have included you on the writing of the, yeah, of the final one. Yeah, um, sorry. So outside. Outside.

Chemical oxygen. Like it, like it generates oxygen out of chemicals or A was just a big oxygen tank. I'm going big oxygen tank. Not like big oxygen tank. Oh, big oxygen. Yeah, but like, that must be right. Although the chemical oxygen sounds, but if that's possible, then why aren't we just doing that in real life.

Like, fuck the trees off. So true. Like, why are we fucking around. Love them. Trees. Fuck them off. Put that chemical oxygen generator into my veins. Like, then if that was possible, why aren't we all living under water?

Do you know what I mean? Wet for life. If you could. You would. No, because you'd get soggy. Remember how pruning my fingers were in Riga after we swam for too long? Oh, yeah. Though you'd be like that all the time.

Yeah. Poonyyny. Okay. I'm going. Big oxygen tank Or chemical Or chemical thing Chemical thing feels more technical

Which is making me think it's that Does it? I mean not the way I said it But No, I'm going big oxygen tank It was the chemical one How's it doing that? Great questions

Yeah Is it option A Who the fuck knows? Or B, someone. Yeah. Second last question. Sorry, I've got one. Yep.

Yeah. What is the most common mode of discrete communication between the flight crew? So when something's going down and they like need a talk. A single belt. Is it? One bong. So you're like a morse code almost. Well, it's like one bong, good, two bongs.

Bad. Yeah. You hear two bongs in the sky is five on the crap. Two. That's the electric fatty. I think two bongs in the sky is about 15 on the ground. You hear that bong. Shit's going down.

Is it sign language? Is it coded language? Is it passing notes? Oh. Is it bongs? Or is it aggressively raised eyebrows? We're going down. No, like.

Well, something's going on and they go, Oh, that was a good face. That's great. Thank you. Thank you very much. What was it? Sorry, sign language.

Sign language, coded language, passing notes, bongs, aggressively raised eyebrows. I think that it mustn't be sign language because you'd have to catch their attention first, which feels like very distra-like passengers would be on to that. But say you're talking with a passenger who's like being a dick. Yep. And the other person kind of looks down and kind of goes, because you can't, when they got everything okay,

the flight tender can't go, oh, this guy's being a . No, but they can go, Purple Monkey dishwasher. Yeah. I think it might be code language. And I would really like to know what the code is. Correct answer. Yes.

What did a flight attendant say to you? Can you think of any specific lines they said? No, I can't. But I guess it would all be stuff that like you would never. It seemed really normal. Yeah. Are you sure you don't want the extra juice? Oh, she's a.

Yeah. Oh, she's been difficult. I think she might like the passion fruit. And you go, oh, wow. Can we get some extra water? I go, you've got five bottles there. She goes, no, we're going to need some extra water. I wonder what the code is.

If you're a flight attendant, please comment and let us know if you can let us in on any code. Or is the code different across different airlines? We have an anonymous for our confessions. You go to tony and ryan.com.com. You submit a story. Confessions is completely anonymous. We can't reply. We don't ask for an email, no names.

We can't find anything. I would love to know, actually, let's just, as well as the code, any flight attendant confessions, any confessions of airports or planes are in the sky, let us know. Because we had that very sexy story as a confession the other week about the spicy mug, didn't we? Did you say the comments on that? Everyone thinks it was a couple role playing. I saw that, yeah, that's crazy. Which does sound hot, to be fair.

Should we do that on the way back? Role play? Yeah. What should my character be? I reckon you should play the role of... Charles. I'll be Charles and I'll fuck everyone on the plane. Like a rich European oligarch.

What's that word? Well, it's like... Olive Garden. The restaurant. It's like... Breadsticks. You're the daughter of someone that owns all the oil minerals in fucking the Nordic region. I would love to be a...

a stay-at-home daughter. Yeah. Oh my God. That is just my dream. Final question. Okay. Sorry, do you reckon that anyone's ever done a code about you on the plane?

Yeah. Do you? What do you reckon they said? Hot stuff coming through. Oh, and what was the thing? Oh, turn on the chemical oxygen. That's exactly what she said. Were you there?

Last question. an emergency where both pilots are incapacitated. The flight attendant's main responsibility should be, dot, dot, dot. Landing the plane as best they can. Preparing the passengers for a probable crash landing. Communicating with ground control or updating their LinkedIn to acting captain. The star link's down. We can't get on LinkedIn.

I'll actually allow you to pick two if one of them is that one. I was going to say, first of all, all three kind of sound important, don't they? They do. But what is the main responsibility? I think prepare the passengers. Because if their number one priority,

as we learned before, is passenger safety. Surely it's that. But there's normally multiple flight attendants. So maybe they all kind of, you know, share the load. Maybe one's down the back, being like, yo, this is not looking great.

We've turned on the chemical oxygen and maybe then someone else is like, hey. Purple monkey dishwash out. Yeah, like, hey, it's not really great here, lol. You know, on the rubber ducky radio. I think I'm going passenger, though, preparing the passengers for a crash landing. No offense, LinkedIn. The answer is communicating with ground control. Oh, for fuck sake.

fuck ground control fuck ground control oh don't worry about the luggage we're probably just going to crash in in that situation though can the tower remote into the plane and like land it remotely

because Charles does that with my laptop sometimes first of all like if I can't remember my password he just logs in and fixes it I've got contradicting thoughts on this one is like surely but then secondly it's like

if it is surely then why do you have pilots in the first place because you need like a first. But if they can land, like, if one's possible, you don't need the other. But as an extreme backup. They would all get hacked. They would all get hacked into if the ground control could do it. So true. But also, do you reckon it?

What if they had like, their last pass was locked? It was the first day of the month and all their Gmail had reset and you have to put your password in again. While you're trying to land an air bus from fucking Stockholm? My, so my, like, I've got my work. email, but I've got my normal email. And I've been totally locked out of that because it's like someone in Sweden has hacked into your thing. Do you know who it was?

What are the chances that that happened while you are you? I know. That's really funny. Thank you. But so I'm fully locked out of like my personal emails right now, which is fine because it's like I've got another email address that I can use. But yeah, and I just can't get into it because they're like, no, you are the, you can't change your password.

but you're the one that hacked in. I'm like, it's me. Did that email? I'm Tony Lodge. Yeah. Tony Lodge. Do you know who I am? I'm Tony fucking Lodge.

I upload a picture of my passport if you want. Like, it's all good. Does it have your booking reference for the flight home in that email? Yeah. Yeah, and my flights for our holiday as well. So we'll just have to see. That's the other day. I hate for that holiday to get delayed again.

You're like, what time are you? flying and I was like, I actually can't get it. I don't know. So that's good. That's okay. Well, I hope we enjoy our last week here in Sweden together and you enjoy the rest of your life here in Sweden. Yeah, I'm just going to stay. I can't get home. Yeah. But at least now you know how to be a flight attendant. Well, one of us does. Yeah, I did very badly on that cruise. I'm Alish from Wargul, Victoria, Australia. I am Yaakov. And this is Misty from Jerusalem. I'm here from my most Sweden And you are listening to Tony Ryan

I'm asking a massive shout out to our champion tarpas over at our Patreon Thank you very much for being part of it If you are a champion tarpa though Our podcast away, round five is open now Open for business So we are taking eight tarppers and they're plus ones to Fiji We're going to fly you from wherever you are in the world And you're going to come holiday with us

We'll hang out can watch us record the pod. We're going to go stand up paddle boarding. We're going to destroy that fucking buffet together. I thought you're going to say the pool bar cocktails because we'll destroy that. I'll be eating hash browns and you'll be drinking mimosa. You get to see me in a single. Ryan,

that is a part of the perks. Charles doesn't think it's a perk. But also we can, when we all land, discuss what code language your flight attendants used on the way over. Maybe if we all act like jerks on the way there, then we'll be more likely to find out what the code is. Do you know that on your frequent flyer?

They're probably going to introduce a rating system like on Uber. And then you'll be able to tell whether you've been a cocket or not. They're not going to do that. Imagine if they did. I'm just thinking. Oh, did you guys fall for that? I wasn't even a prank. It was like a funny hypothetical.

It's sort of. Imagine if they did. It sounds believable. Yeah. Surely that had notes. A ranking system amongst all the passengers. I reckon that. they would have notes.

Like if, if you were especially rancid, I reckon that they would be like, no. Yep. Get that. Or like after the third time, they're like,

sorry, mate. Yeah, no, like you're out. Yeah. You are out of here. Oh no. Now I'm stuck in Fiji

because I want, they don't find me home. Oh no. I've got all these hash browns. Um, so the question for this round is what song would be on the official podcast away Fiji playlist, which is very good.

Yeah. So in 25 words or less, you can answer that question. If you're a champion tapper, all the details are inside our Patreon. But if you want to check out the T's and Cs, it has like the dates of when we're going to travel. So make sure you're available. If you want to check that out before you sign up, you can.

It's at the link in our bio. It's in the show notes. It's everywhere. You can't miss it. But a few of the people that I hope will be coming along with us to Fiji, Crystal Hunter. I never met her before. Crystal Hunter.

T. Good on you, T. C Hunter. Crystal Hunter. She's hunting crystals. Well, she's bloody, give me a crystal. Who's what you're going to get me a great. Daisy, good on you, Daisy.

Jonesy. Oh, hi, Jonesy. Mac and Ash. Tell me about it. I'd like to be Macanash. Simmy? Macon, hot ash from Perth. Simmy, good on you, Simmy.

CJ, love to see it, CJ. Amanda Smidley, good on you, Amanda. And Michelle Petter, hardly fucking know her. Michelle. See you in Fiji. See you in Fiji, Petter. Hopefully. So, as discussed last week, while we were in the great town of

Latvia. No? The great town of Riga. The great town of old Riga, Vic Riga. Yep. The land of Latvia. Yep.

We did not bring the hard take Tony costume. We forgot about it. I recently watched on Charles Patterson Presents in Patreon. You trying to cut it with the saw? Oh yeah. I didn't realize how much of a good job you didn't do right away because it's... Didn't do a good job. But then it got good.

No, I did, but I just saw the last, but watching how it happened. Yeah, no, it wasn't good. And then trying to get the sheaf back onto the sword was also not good. Charles and I almost lost a few fingers. Your fingers were so close to the sword. I know. And that's coming from, usually I'm the one who's like, whatever. Yeah, and that was hard to watch.

And Charles and I both said, wow, lucky we've got three first aid kits in the office. That was honestly from mouth of babes. That's not what I heard. What I heard was the other day I was actually looking for a band-aid in the office and I couldn't find one. I was like, where did all those first aid kits go? And Charles goes, I don't know. I cut myself the other day and I couldn't find one. Oh, so all the fucking carry on about first aid kits.

We can't find them. We don't know where they are. We hit them so well. A first aid kit is only as good as your ability to find it. And that actually is so true. And the reason probably why you'll probably never be a flight attendant. is your inability to locate a first aid kit? Because that would be high on their list.

I reckon. Can you sense a first aid kit when required? No. Well, then it's probably not the job for you. Yeah, and that's okay. I'm happy to fly and not be attending. You're going to be attended to. Yeah.

Do you know what's crazy is that in this Airbnb, this Swedish Airbnb, it's very aesthetic. And even the fire extinguishes in this house, I like painted white and they have a silver little plaque on them. in like a fire symbol. They're so stunning. It's very aesthetic. It's crazy.

Would you like me to get that fire? Have you seen the first aid kit down there? Oh, that is very aesthetic too. Um, would you like me to get that, uh, fire blanket next to the aesthetic extinguisher because it's red and it will be the hot take Tony thing? It feels like bad juju vibes to touch a fire blanket when you don't need it.

Don't you reckon? No. No, I think it does. I think it's got bad chuge. But you're on fire, girl. Oh. Okay, no. Hot-y Blanker.

All right. Ladies and gentlemen, it is a Monday. This is hot take, Tony. My hot take is that I don't think that anybody truly likes avocados. You've been scorched. No, that is the shittest take you've ever had. It's not. It's not.

Think about it. I have. And you're wrong. No. No, I don't think anyone truly likes them. Charles, do you like avocado? Love avocados. Lily, do you love avocados?

Yes. No. I love the taste of avocados. My wife loves a taste of avocados. No. Mabel is a little three-year-old avocado in human form. Yeah. So I love guacamole with all the stuff in it.

Does Tony know what's guacamole? No, no, no. No, no. Listen, listen, listen. So I love guacamole because it's been seasoned with like red onion and everything. But an avocado on its own, I've come to realize I could probably take it or leave it. And I'll take it. And it costs a lot to add.

it to something and I just go what am I really gaining here? It's easy for them to be shit as well you've got to give me that. If you get a shit one but like it's easy for them to be shit not if you eat it at the right time. It's easy for them to be shit. I have avocado

most days for breakfast and I don't I actually do not know the last time I got a bad avocado. I do. Love you. The avocado that we had in Latvia. Because we left them there all fucking week and we didn't know. Oh what do you working for big avocado? Look at you. Yeah.

That's you, depending on. When you're talking about guacamole, there was a slight moment where I was like, does this bitch know what that's made out of? No, but it was, see, you just jumped down my throat. I was ready to tell you what the thing was. What I was going to say is that it reminded me

of the time when I was avidly against pickles, but liked finiquid cucumbers. Finnicate cucumbers, yeah. But like, I think it's an important. distinction because guacamole I could eat old damn day but it's the like the mushed texture but it's it's the seasoning of all the other stuff rather than just straight up avocado what about toast um I love toast slices of avocado just like laid across yeah a little bit of salt lemon which I've just come to realize that I'll eat it but I don't know that I love it really it's so young

I know. I know. And I've lived my whole life being like, yes, avocados. Haas, avocados. But I just am like, fuck, I think I've woken up to myself and I don't think I love them. Okay. I like, but do I love them, you know? First of all. Am I in love with avocados? Or have we just got to the friendship zone? We're just housemates. We're just housemates.

We're just, you know, going through the motions of adding. avocado to something, but do I need it? Okay. Does anyone? Well, this is where I need to draw the line. Yeah. It is totally fine and acceptable for you as an individual to say like, they're fine. Yeah.

And I'm not as in love with the avocado as I once was. And that's okay. It's got its place in my life and that's in guacamole form. Yep. For you to come out here on the internet and say no one really likes it. Mm-hmm. You've had some bad days on the internet. and I feel like today's comment section is going to be top 20.

Top 20. Fuck, yeah. Not top one. I mean, it's been, there's been some. Yeah. But I just think that like,

it's fine. I'm not going to pick it out of my food. I'm not going to kick it out of bed. But I'm just saying I don't think anyone truly loves avocado. That's my hot take. And I mean, it's salacious. Wow.

I don't want to, I think we can all still be friends. Like, I think it's okay. I'm just saying that like I've gone out of my way to add avocado to shit my whole life and now I'm just like you know what? Maybe not. Do you know what?

I did have an unreal smashed avo. Is there a picture of an avocado on your shirt? No, it's just a beautiful avocado green. Like the shirt. Then how would the, yeah. Yeah, meta. Okay. So true.

Exception. I did have an amazing smashed avo at Lux Foundary. So I think it's just that, yeah, like, on its own, I'm just like, I just don't think it's really giving me what it needs to or what I thought it was. So it needs to be served with the right things. It needs to be well-seasoned. I just don't think that we need avocado on its own in our lives. Hello to everyone in the comment section. Lay it on me, bitch.

I'll fucking smack them back at you. I don't think I stand by it. All right. I've got to you love to see it here. And it's avocados. Actually, what is, there's the harsh avocado. You're shepherd. Get out.

Okay. So when I was working at Kiers, they're like, oh, we've signed a new advertiser. It's shepherd avocados. Oh, no. I couldn't. And I had to voice ads being like, oh, what are those other ones? Yucky. Yeah.

Get shepherds. Get a shepherd avocado. They're basically the same. They're not that little seed. Fuck off. If you want a little. seed, less taste, and harder. Harder.

More fibrous. You know how they're like stringy? Yeah, and a bit of grit. Oh, who doesn't love avocados now? Then you've come to the right place. Yeah, do you want something that's a bit worse than the other kind of bad thing? You'll love shepherd avocados. My love to see it is a few weeks ago on this podcast, Tony auditioned for a job at the Adelaide

Community Dance Radio Station, Fresh 927. I did, Sean Craig Murphy. Yep, Sean Craig Murphy is the boss and he messaged us. And I think you actually saw this, Tony, but Atapa has messaged us and says, Amazing coincidence chat. I have three cats and their names are Sean, Craig and Murphy. And isn't that just the most Irish three names you've ever heard? See you in Dublin, you know?

I had no idea there was an Adelaide DJ repping them. A little bit greedy of him to use all three names together when my three cats are quite happy having one each. One each. Yeah, Sean Craig Murphy. God, leave some first names for the rest of us. And next week, my favourite segment will be making a return. Coincidence chat will be back.

That is great coincidence chat, though. So if you would like to submit your very good or very shit coincidence, please go to the time. And they are one in the same? Nah. I think so. The best ones are the worst ones. I met someone who maybe thought they knew my brother. That's good stuff.

One of my favorites. That's good stuff. Another one of my favourites was I repair chairs for a living and I went to a cafe and there was a chair that I had once repaired there. I don't think you've ever shared that one on the pod. I love it. That is good coincidence chat though. But that's his job. Imagine seeing a chair though and being like, oh, I did that.

But that's your job. No, I love that one. Yeah, bring it on. Okay, next week, coincidence chat returns. Yeah, I love it. I've got you love to see it here from Krista who started the literal blog. Krista says my husband, two sons and I moved to a place with a little land and started a small hobby farm, which is what a dream, eh?

Stunning. We sell fresh eggs, we'll be selling honey, as well as veggie plants growing so we can sell them out of our own farm but also eat all of our own stuff that we've grown. I created a blog where I'm posting educational content using my experience as a teacher and someone who's been raising animals for 20 years to help people get started with small-scale farming, which is amazing. Because I follow a bunch of those kinds of people on Instagram. Yeah, that is really the dream, isn't it?

Do you follow from scratch with Bob? No. You've got to. He is the most incredible person on the internet. What's he doing? What's he making from scratch? What isn't he making from scratch? He is amazing.

Honestly, we'll look it up straight after this and we'll put the tag on the thing. From scratch with Bob. Yeah. Should we also put hers? Yeah, we'll put hers in the same. My goal is to reach people who want the farm fresh experience, but might not have a ton of space to do it. And Chris's first post his life. So we'll put the thing on.

But it's boil little farm. Dot WordPress.com. And she says, I'm so grateful to the pod and all the people who started the fucking blog to inspire me to actually do it. So look at that. Tarpers helping TARPAs. Amazing stuff. Love that. Love that.

Tomorrow on the show, a scandal has broken out here within the TARP team. Oh. Oh. I haven't actually mentioned to you yet that we're going to talk about it tomorrow. Oh. Because. Well, I feel like we need your gut reaction and I feel like we all just need to be honest and true to ourselves. And it's like it's for the best that we talk about it.

Lily looks really content over there. Yeah. She did it. When you hear what it is, you'll definitely hope not. We'll chat to you tomorrow. I love you. Bye!