Toni and Ryan - Toni Tries To Craft Without Injuring Herself

Episode Date: March 22, 2026

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I superglued my dog's eyebrow to my hand. Super glue or hot glue? Super glue. You know I don't fuck with super glue. My name is Maddie from Kittamat B.C. I'm Stephen from New York, New York. I'm T.J. from Warnable Victoria. And I approve of this podcast.

Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. This is Tony Lodge. My name is Ryan. Hi. I'm about to say a sentence. And if this is your first time listening, you're going to go, oh, this podcast. isn't what I thought it was, but just stick with it for a next to 20 seconds,

and then we'll move on. Oh, no, we are best friends. Yeah, yeah. We are best friends. Jesus is Lord is a common saying. L-O-R-D-E, like Lord the key, we singer. No, although, you know, some great albums. Yeah, some.

So this person has wanted to put this on their license plate and, you know, show their faith and whatnot. Sure. But they couldn't fit all the letters in. So do you just want to like check out the abbreviation and tell me if you think there's any issues with? No. J's Lord. So it's J for Jesus.

Is Lord. But it kind of just looks like jizz Lord. Jis Lord. Yeah. Oh my God. Did I tell you that I bought a new car? I can't even believe that they would allow that because you know how they don't let you. you have like, or does this person not have friends or does the person of the DMV not go,

hey, like, that's jizz-lord. Love the commitment. Do you remember? Love that you love that. Have you considered that how it looks? Maybe. To some people. Maybe to someone.

Or is it just us, you and I, two of the great jizz lords in town. People are always saying it. The jizzleard of the good side of reservoir. Have you, do you remember that episode of The Simpsons? Do you remember jizzing that time? Um, where like, Bart is selling those t-shirts that say like, get bent, and Flanders sees it. And he's like, all I can think that that would mean is get bent and kneel down and pray.

So get bent to get bent. And he's telling everybody to get bent. Remember that? Flanders. It feels similar. Very similar. And if it is your first time listening, we don't talk about the Simpsons all the time. We're not like, do you know, we're not teenage boys.

Charles never watched the Simpsons, which you'll realize very soon. But that is strange because he is a teenage boy. So we've got that. It's all mixed up. Yeah, he is. We're covered. Leone Schmama, who is Atapa. Fake name.

She listens to the Tony and Ryan podcast. She's posted in the Tony and Ryan Facebook group. I was just trying to craft and gave myself second degree burns with a hot glue gun. Oh, bitch. And now I'm too scared to go to work because I work at a hot chai store. Oh. And I don't think I can handle the heat. Yeah.

I was wondering if anyone else had some craft fails they could share. I'd appreciate the laugh and some camaraderie. And I said, Leonis Shmama, definitely her really yarmour name, have you met Tony Lodge? So do you want to go first? Should I share some other tar for stories? I can go first if you like? Because can I just say, having read through that comment section,

out for 2026. I know we don't do that now because it's fucking March. Yeah, but still, I'll allow it. Hot glue guns. How do you? No. they're in. They're 100% in.

They're causing so much damage. Do you know? Yeah, but no one fucking is. No one's saying. Hey, whatever the fuck you're about to say, I'm guessing. Okay,

so when I worked in radio, my first ever full-time job, I had just moved away from home. I was feeling a bit homesick and like, you know, a tight community at the Bumbrey radio station. And I said, we should all do an Easter hat parade in the office.

Yes. I thought it would be a really cute way to craft for anybody that didn't grow up doing that um like easter bonnet like you make the heart and you do the little parade someone wins from every year group whatever i made this amazing amazing amazing amazing we'll pop it properly on the screen but it was a bunnings hat with a huge egg pinata yeah so the egg paper mashay was filled with chocolate eggs and then that's amazing and then it was decorated with candy so i've got i found I've dug into the archives.

This was like 2015. So this is like almost 10 years ago. Oh my God. Oh, that's fucking disgusting. Surely not. Yeah. Isn't that yucky. When you also, even though I was 10 years ago, weren't you also there like two

and a half years ago? Yes, I was. What up with time? What's happening there? They need to sort that out. Yeah, Rocky Horror really said it best. Let's do the time warp again. Oh, thanks for it.

I was just like, do I know what old rock dog said? No. What was his name? Have you ever seen Rocky Horror Picture Show? No, I don't watch boring stuff. Yeah, you see. Yeah. But that song is iconic, obviously.

Let's do that one. Yeah, it's just a bump to the left. Oh, they're not to do the rap. Anyway, so here's me making the pinata. There's a little picture of baby Tony. Fuck, look at you. I'm so little. And here's a close up of the candy and stuff.

Yep. So to get, I decorated. it with candy so there's like snakes and marshmallows and little chocolate eggs and stuff to get them on I hot glue gunded them to the pinata yeah I hot glue guns the back of a chocolate freckle you know the things that are like like a little disc yeah yeah it's like a 20 set piece with the hundreds and thousands of top I hot glue gun one of the like I put the glue piping hot glue onto the back of the chocolate and then went to stick it on and it slipped out of my hand.

Oh, so you just push the... And I dropped it onto my leg. Oh. Oh my God. Because phones weren't great back then. It's not a great photo, but that was straight after it happened. Yeah. And it was like here on my thigh.

Yeah. So then for the next three weeks, every time I pulled my jeans off, a 20 cent piece of skin came off with it. Oh. Because it just wouldn't heal. because of where it was, it was just getting all this action. Not in a sex way, but like, yeah. It does, just, but sorry, you've just distracted.

When you said, like, every time I ripped my jeans off, I was like, how many guys were rolling through there? Yeah, no, well, I was with Torbs then. How often was he Rollins? And it was just like, every time I went to the toilet, every time, like, because it was up here, it was just here on my thigh. I've got a scar. And just the bit of skin just flopping off each time.

Yeah, and just like would peel back. Yeah. That's fuck. Sorry. Because it was not just the hot glue, but the hot sugar, like caramelized to my skin. Caramelized was not a word I expected to hear in this moment, and it's really fucking upsetting. It smelled weird. You know, like, the smell of, like, melted chocolate?

But the leg. Yeah, but the hot sugar. Oh. It was really bizarre. We're having freckles today. I'd love, do you know, you know, it's the crunchiness. It's the first bite. It is.

You know what, Darrell Lee. how they make them massive ones like at like Father's Day and stuff Oh they're so good Can you get me one of those for Father's Day? Fuck yeah, I can Charles write that down When's Father's Day? I haven't had to know for a while

Sixth of September Oh wonderful. Lovely. Michelle Phillips Hi Michelle. I was hot glue gunning Oh my God is she a swim out? No, that's Michael Phelps.

The greatest Olympian have all done. Michelle Phillips or Michael Phillips? Michael Phelps, one and the same. Michelle McMacken Phillips. McMahon. McMacken. Is that Michael Phelps? No, you're thinking of Michael Phelps.

No, that's Michelle Phillips. I wonder if she's related to Michelle Fyfer. Hot. She is. I was hot glue gunning, lent in too close and got hot glue on my eyeball. Oh, fuck off. Ended up in ER and then an eye surgeon had to put me under to fix it. That's making me feel ekey-knucking.

I don't like that. Hi. Oh, why are we touching feet? Are we always this close? Why is it different today? I don't know. Did she chat move something, Charles?

No, it's close. Do my legs get longer? I think they did because we're really close. We normally have to work for this. I never have to work for it. No, I'm an easy rider. Anyway, hardly know what. That is horrifying.

Laura Joe Olson. Oh my God. Merry Kate, National. and Elizabeth's sister. Did you ever think we would reach a point when Mary Kate and Ashley weren't the most famous Olsons? The moment the Olson Hotel opened in Chapel Street,

I was like, well, who were those bitches? Well, obviously they're here. Yeah. Oh no, I meant that was now the most famous Olson was that building. Got you. Got you, got you, got you, got you. I superglued my dog's eyebrow to my hand.

I don't fuck with super glue. Or dogs. As you know. Well, no. So, I'd never glue a dog. Which I think she was like, had glue on hands, but it had to pat the dog and was like, oh, fuck me. It's, I'm stuck to the dog.

Super glue or hot glue? Super glue. You know, I don't fuck with super glue. I know that because I still got that unfixed table downstairs from two years ago. Yeah, because I've banned it from the office. I had to cut him off me. Like, so her hand was stuck to the dog's head and had to like, oh, in other news, BJ ate half a wheel of pre-lost night off the coffee table.

So if anyone's in research, don't be near that dog because he's going to be stanking it up around town. He's farting. Is he okay? I was like, we were kind of waiting for him to like pass out or die, but he was just like taking it like a fucking trooper. You just wait. You didn't take him to the dog there. No, I thought he looked at him was you right. He was kind of like looked at him. He was stoked.

He was probably happy, yeah. Yeah. Because we were having a little little cheese and bickies. That's nice. Did we, did you have like picky dinner? Was it your dinner? Oh, no. It's like an afternoon snack.

Nice. And then, um, we're doing. Yeah, and then we kind of went up into the doctor's office, which is Mabel's, you know, because he's the doctor. Yeah. Then we came back and Bridge goes, did you put the cheese away? And I went, no. And then we both looked at Bejan and he had the guiltiest look on his face.

But also like a little bit like, like cheese drunk. Yeah, and he was like drinking he's water. I might keep drinking water dog. Yeah, pass it through. Yeah. And he did like some bang fuck. I'm going to go, he must have. Yeah.

Yeah. Pippa was farting up a storm yesterday as well. Something in the air. Yeah, must be. Brie. Well, yeah. Stinky. I had to cut myself off him.

says Laura Joe Fourth Most Famous Olson But for the next four months Before it grew back Like the hair He just looked like he was super confused All the time

Like he was full in the faith I can no longer be trusted to you Superglue No one should be I am banned I am 42 years old Yeah Nah super glue is not for anyone

Yeah RIP I'm TJ from Warnable Victoria. I'm Stephen from New York, New York. My name is Maddie, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tarpers over at our Patreon.

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Maybe Tony can provide an update to the Patreon group chat about this because I think it's a good area. Apparently you've got a new hot glue gun you've just like snuck in. I told us what for me for my birthday last year. Yeah. I've told you about it before. Yeah, but like how's it going? Because you've just told me it's wireless and it's done my head in. What do you mean?

Because I didn't know that they had wires. We have to plug them in. Yeah. So, but when you said like that was like, like that, that really threw me when you mentioned that in the little break there that you had a wireless. And it's part of the Ryobe family, which is. Bosch, Bosch. Oh. You know, I'm a Bosch girl.

Well, I'm a Roeobie guy. Maybe that's why it's done my head in. That's really thrown me. No, so it's like has a like a drill battery that goes on to it. Yeah. And then you can. Yeah. Because that'd be way easier, eh?

Well, because they are normally you have to plug it in. Yeah, that's the one. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, normally you have to plug them in. And so that is why normally you get injured because the cable's quite short. Yeah, so you're stuck to the fucking wall. And they like get all tangled up.

So you get like crinked to the side. I think. But yeah, now it's so much better. And it also has like variable temperature. So you can set it like higher or lower. You can set it to piping hot. Yeah. But the other one, it's just like one setting.

And that is like lava. It's kind of normal now. But I remember the first time I got like an extra long phone charger. Yeah. And it's like, oh my God. Yeah. I'm free. I can actually sit.

Well, you know what? You're trying to use your phone. I got it for you for the tarpaathon. Yeah, like the first one? Yeah. Oh my God. And then because back in the day, you'd be crouching in the corner. And I go, what's she doing?

Yeah. She's charging her phone and she's trying to send a text. Yeah. And that's why who's the guy that decides the cord lengths? Because you're right about the hot glue gun. And they are... It's too short. Comically short.

I think that most things like that are too short. Like a hair dryer cable is almost always too short. And because when you roll it up in the drawer or the cupboard or whatever, it's like, you know how you like wrap it around your hair dryer? And then so it's all kinked. So then when you try and take it out, it's just like all jagged. It's like a zigzag. And then what are you supposed to do?

We're both going to say something each that, needs a longer cord. And it doesn't mean you have to use the length all the time, but it's like we'd like the option. Because I know what mine is. Do you need more time or do you already know? I've got one. What's yours?

Air friar. I was going to say air fry or toaster. Because same. That's crazy that we both went kitchen. Yeah, because maybe it's just people that build kitchens are getting, like put some more fucking power points. Show me a kitchen with too many power points. I would love to see it.

I would love to see it. There is no such thing as too many PowerPoints anywhere, but especially the kitchen. Everything fucking plugs in now. Blender, air fryer, toaster, coffee machine. I love that for a second. You're like, plug's in. Let me list all one of them.

Do you know what? Because I would love an extra. George Foreman Grill. I'm always having to unplug something else for my George Foreman Grill. Yeah. I would love in my kitchen to have a phone charger. But there's not enough room. Not enough power.

There's just genuinely not enough room in there. It's really fucked up. I reckon... Kitchens just don't have enough space. Like, with all of the fun little gadgets you can get now, it's like you just don't have enough room for them all. Would you, Tony? Yeah.

Let's think about this together. Because I'd love like a... You know, when you see all that stuff, I'm like, oh, but I just don't have the room. So you know how it's like a butler's pantry is like the thing now? Yeah. Fuck that off. Where past that? Where will your butler live?

He'll find a place. Kitchen? Yeah. But in Tony's house there's the kitchen? Yeah. Let's call it the kitchen kitchen kitchen. Yep. And the gadget kitchen.

I would love that. A separate kitchen. Just gadgets. And I've got them all plugged in and I can use my ninja creamy or my kitchen aid whenever I want. Yeah. What's kind of, you have weird shit, Charles. What's your go-to? He's got the two things I just listed.

Yeah. Yeah. I've got like heaps of. I've got like two power boards either side of my kitchen. So then like everything can plug in. Yeah. So, but we need this built into the back tile thing.

Just the whole, just all the way across. Yeah. I'm just never going to be offended by it. Ninja creamy. I want a slushy machine. Yeah. I would love,

do you know what I would love? For my food processor to always be plugged in. That would be amazing. Because then if you are doing dinner and you just pop your onion in there, diced, done. I don't, you know, you know what'd be nice.

I know we've got ninja creamies and fire. and whatever. But you know the old school milkshake with the tin cup? Oh yeah. And I had like the blender on the top. And you just clip it in? Yeah. We had one of those.

Like not built into, but like just yeah. And it was like chrome. Like it was like silver paint on it. Like it was shiny. In this week's end of week meme thing. Yeah. Danny,

can we have a picture of a kitchen with all of the shit we've just mentioned all plugged in? She's already making it. Yeah, she's already making it. That's so. Love it, love it, love it. The other thing that I would love is a Diet Coke fountain. Which we've talked about. We have talked about, yeah.

But that would be amazing. So are we, do we just fucking, because we have talked about it both on the show and off the show. And then we get to the point where we go, it turns out really fucking expensive. It's expensive. The Diet Coke guy has to come and fill the fucking thing up. I just don't, I genuinely don't have the space.

Like my kitchen is, physically not been enough. So in your dual kitchen scenario that I've just proposed, which kitchen would this go in? The kitchen kitchen. Because they can just walk by, you know what will happen though? There'll be a hierarchy of gadgets.

And then one gets delegated back down. We're relegating you down to the Butler's kitchen. But similar to toy story, you haven't seen gadget story. They talk when you're out of the room. So you'll leave and they go, Oh, I was in the kitchen kitchen and now I'm just in the gadget kitchen. I used to be in the kitchen kitchen.

Yeah, he used to like me. And now there's a new buzz light diet coke year. Yeah. And she needs to replace my motor, but she won't. Yeah. Oh, that's actually made me really sad. Me and Empath. Have you said nothing that's like, me and Empath?

The worst person you've ever met. The worst. The worst. I've got a hot take. Please. Charles is grabbing my matchstick. Look forward to seeing that in Riga next week. As discussed last, well, no.

I'll be to admin chat all of next week. The shows will be from Riga and all the week after they'll be from Stockholm, Sweden. Which is so exciting. And you'll get to hear a live episode that we record. The Thursday episodes. Riga will be really fun. Live on stage. And then in Stockholm.

And I look forward to seeing the stick there. Yeah. Wonderful. Take a picture of the stick before we leave. I'll print it. You can't Photoshop it in on stage in real time. No. but it's a Thursday episode,

so I wouldn't be doing a hot take anyway. Yeah, unfortunately. Otherwise, I would bring a costume. Oh, we've just changed it. It's now on Mondays. It is on Monday. The live shows. Oh, you meant the thing.

I was like, nah, there it is. Okay, ladies and gentlemen, hot take Tony has entered the villa. My hot take is that milk is an upright liquid. You've been scorched. If you saw milk lying down in a fridge, you should have a brain aneurysm because it's very upsetting. I don't know anybody that could comfortably sleep in their bed at night knowing that milk was sideways. There's just no way.

Oh, I thought you meant you can't consume it while laying down. No, no, no, no. Also that. That is a very good point, though. But it needs to be up in the fridge. It needs to stand in the fridge. Okay. So what if you're getting big family, lots of people coming over, you're getting multiple cartons? I would accept the current open one is upright and then the other ones are lying down.

No, no way. And I've actually developed a quiz. Because I'm, our fridge is pretty full at the moment because I'm into pickling. So there's a lot of jars in there. You've got to put your pickling fridge in your... In my gadget kitchen. Well, I don't have that right now. I've just got the one fridge. And so I've got fucking sauerkraut, kimchi, pickles, pickled onion. I've got like all this shit on the go. And so I'm empty.

I'm full. I'm empty of space. I'm full of jars. And so I did a food shop yesterday. Full of shit. Yeah, I know. What are you? The Boston stool sample scale?

Because, yeah. And Torbs goes, oh, no, I've got it. Goes to lay down the bottle of milk. and I just went, well, obviously not. Like, there's just no way. Like, there's like 20 options before that. So I've got a quiz of, um, can it lay or should it stay? Uh, orange juice.

I'm actually going to have to, I know, I respect the quiz. Oh. Actually, let's just be, sorry. No, what? No, live air check. I'm hearing. I don't, I have no beef with a laydown. So the quiz might be.

but aren't you interested to hear what I have to say? Yeah. You know that's both of us. Oh, so you're not the quiz master. You're also doing the quiz master. But we can discuss the things. So it's like if Grandinia also chose suitcases. Oh, I don't understand that.

Yeah. Orange juice. Lay it down. I could accept a lay down of orange juice. Yeah. Because when you go to use it, you'll give it a shake. You give it a go. Yeah.

Anything fizzy has to go up. Anything fizzy has to go up. Nah, you'd lay down. Oh, no, nah, because you can't give it a shape. But, like, say if you would, like, people are coming over, you would have beers. Yep. And they would probably stand up because... Beers can lie down.

It's fizzy. I'm comfortable with a beer laying down. Well, you need to get your story straight, mate. Yeah, that's fine. This is what the quiz is for. I'm happy with a laid down beer, but usually because of the size that they might stand on their own and still fit in the fridge. If it's a can, I think. Yeah.

But then if, you know, like, the kids are, you'll get like a lemon squash. or Coca-Cola, like, and they come in the big one point two-five. Yeah. Like, how big is your fucking fridge? They're not standing. You got to slide those in. Yeah, I would only ever buy cans, though. Oh, okay.

Because with a... Do your cans lay down? No, I stand, but I've got the can draw in my fridge. A can draw. Like, I've got a drinks drawer in my fridge. You know who can draw? Picasso. But with the thing, does that mean they stand or lay?

They stand. In the dispenser? Yeah. Don't they, like, roll down? That's a can dispenser. Yeah. Yeah. Mine's a can drawer.

Gotcha. I've got a drawer in my fridge. It's a separate section of the fridge. And then they stand in the drawer. Yeah. You have literally gotten a drink out of it, like a million times. But I don't fuck with a 1.25 liter because you have one drink out of it and then it's fucked. Yeah.

I'm also a can guy for that reason. Like, at least with a can, if you buy six and someone has one. it's just like, okay, well, next time you're here, there's more like, five more sitting around, you know? Like my nephew loves Fanta, so I buy the skinny Fanta can and he'll have one. And then like the next time he, like it's still there, which is quite good. A lipton iced tea. The thing to do with those is to put them in the bin because they fucking suck.

Oh, oh. Actually, so that's where you would place those. How double dog dare you? that's where you would put it. Go where would you like me to put this? Lipped ice tea is so nummies. I wouldn't even ask you to go pour it in the garden because my garden's better than that.

You don't like any iced tea or just the Lipton one? I don't get iced tea. Oh, but especially the lip, they're too sweet. Oh, no, it's yum. It's just sugar water. Oh, okay, grandad. It's just sugar water and it tastes shit. It does not.

If I wanted sugar water, there is literally, a million better options than that. You're joking. Lipton iced tea is so yum. The way you would do it is instead of upright or sideways, it would be upside down over a fucking trash can. You are joking me. I am so shocked by this new development.

That's great. Do you like Lipton Ice tea? I love Limton Ice tea. It's so numbing. And the ones we have in the fridge here are sugar-free, so it's not even full of sugar. No, but it tastes like it's not about the amount of sugar. It's just that taste like sugar water.

Like, because that cordially... The fact that Charles likes... it makes it make me hate it even more than I already did. The cordially taste? Yeah. Like, just get fucking cordial if you want cordial, you know? Do you like any iced tea though?

You're saying no. I think I've had some like what I would say a real one. And I don't know what that means either. And I'm comfortable with that. I love ice tea. Do you? Yeah, I really like it. I've never seen you had an ice tea in your life.

Or it's... It's for fucking idiots. Nah. You know what? Like, when you go into a tea too, that fancy tea shop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they always have an iced tea on the brew.

Do they? Yeah, because they brew a heat. Yeah, they're cool stores though, aren't they? They are fucking sick. I love T2. Don't you feel... Tijuana used to work at T2. Of course he did.

Don't you reckon there's some other stores like this too, but you walk in there and you go... This is who I want to be. This is... It's not who I am. It's not who I'm going to be four minutes after I leave this store. Yeah, even though I... No matter how much money I spent.

But this is... But this is who I want to be. And I see this like sleepy tea, sweet dreams. And I go, imagine if I was the kind of guy who in a specific teapot brewed this every night. Yeah. Instead of having an Earl Grey that's got caffeine and then I sit on my phone for three hours because I can't get to sleep. Yeah. Imagine not doing that and doing the T2 thing instead.

Everything I go ahead. No, not at all. Things are really unpacking you. Yeah. I love a Lipton Ice tea. I'm really shocked by what you're. saying. I've never seen you have one in my life. Yeah, but I probably wouldn't normally because they suck. No, I just, you know what? I was thinking about drinks that you'd put in

the fridge and I was like, wouldn't you love a lipped and iced tea? And that's why I wrote it down. But no, apparently not. Are there lipped and iced tea is in the work fridge right now? Yeah, taking up precious real estate. But are they like a carbonated one though? No, it's not. It's just in a can. Oh. Yeah. Oh. Every time I've seen it be in a. a can. I was like, oh, it must have soda water in it, which is not for me. Can you add to some quiz somewhere things in a can that aren't carbonated? That's weird, isn't it? That's a nah. Do you know what's weird is when you have one of those boss-ice coffees and that's in a can,

but it's coffee milk and you're like, oh, which one is it? But sometimes they taste like they want to be fizzy. I, annoyingly, you know exactly what you mean. It's like there's a bit of a tang where they go, I want to be. Yeah, but, uh. But obviously not. It's milk. It's milk.

But it wants to be. Yeah. I don't get those. Coffee in a can. Yeah. Maybe I need a coffee in a can just to fucking bring me back. This is just all really gone in a different direction to what I expect. Are we off today?

Maybe. Have I done something to fuck you off? No, I love you. I'm obsessed with you. No, I love you too. I do think that... I think also because someone compared you wearing that hat with the Paddington Bear. Which I thought was really cute.

Is that why you wearing a blue jacket? on a Monday? No, I just wear denim a lot. Anyway. Do you want to live to nice tea? The last one. Do you want to get you a lip to nice tea right now? The last one I had, which I thought was a controversial one.

I didn't realize if you would have hit a controversial one. Even though milk isn't upright liquid for both consuming and storage. Flavored milk, I will accept lying down. I think a flavored milk can lay down. You know that's saying like, oh, you will. take that lying down. And that you, that's done my head in more than the wireless glue stick.

I think I need some milk from a can. I think so you need something. I do need something. Yeah. What do I need? This empty milk that I had before. I drank it. I finished it.

What was in there? Just milk? No, like a rockabee. Yeah, but it just looks like you're drinking milk from a tumbler. No. I just woke up this morning and drank a half. I just needed a bunch of milk. Yeah.

Okay. So flavor of milk lying down, you will take that line down. Okay. I've got to your love to say it. I've actually got some news before we push on that I'd like to share with everyone. Yep. Because I'm constantly inspired by my best friend Tony Lodge, I have officially stepped away from the My Muscle Chef protein milks and I'm now a Rockabies man because I've been influenced. Milk fluenced by Tony Lodge.

How they stored in the fridge. I reckon they're standing. They're all standing out. Yeah. At full mast. It's a good milk. Yeah. It's a really good milk.

That chock honeycomb favour? That's shocking. Wow. All right, let's wrap it up. I've got to love to see it. I think you follow this guy on Instagram. Is it Torbs? No.

His handle is non-practicing genie. Yes. And he's like a, he's from. Is that the Wednesday Waffle? Uh, does he do that? Well, it's this guy and he does like these quiet moments of kindness. Yeah. He's been posting them recently.

So he's a new dad. Um, and he's been sharing like, oh, since having a kid, I just want to know that there is like kindness still in the world. And he has been posting like every time he takes his baby out for a walk, like quiet kindness that he sees and he posted this dump the other day and it just like really made me feel lovely and I thought that is the definition of you love to see it. This guy is a legend. So he said countless middle-aged people said hi as if they'd known me my whole life.

Like you walk by and they give you a big hello and a big thumbs up. A dog that had just gotten out of the river was about to shake itself dry onto us until the owner quickly called it over and the owner went like, oh, sorry. Like being like, don't want my dog to get you dirty and wet and whatever. Um, he was crossing a suspension bridge with his baby and the baby was sleeping. Um, and so the jogger stopped so that it wouldn't, the bridge wouldn't bounce. Oh, that's nice. Isn't that so lovely?

It's like just really thoughtful. Yep. He just stood still until they'd walked by and then kept going. Yep. Um, uh, he chatted with an older lady at a nursing home and, um, she looked at the baby and was like, oh, like, I remember those days, you know, like. If you want to feel something in your house. heart.

Yeah. Have a small child near an old lady. Oh, that's so beautiful. They honestly just like, you can see the joy just like flowing out of them and just and the memories for them. Yeah. With like of their own kids or their own nieces and nephews from when they were. But, you know, it's just really beautiful.

And then you also get that empathetic nod because they're like they've, they've seen some shit. They've raised some stuff. They've been, yeah. They've been through it. And they're looking at you and they're like, you're doing well, sweetie. You know, you just keep going. That's so sweet.

But yeah, if you want to follow him, non-practicing genius. on Instagram. It really gives you like a beautiful feeling. Every time I see his post, I'm like, oh, you are just a really nice person sharing really beautiful stuff. He's, yeah, he's a good dude. Now, I've been sent this from Paige Donovan. No, Paige.

Pagan Donovan. Hi, Pagan. In the lead up to Easter and knowing how much you guys love Hot Cross Bonds, I could not help but share this. It is a Hot Cross Bun sandwich pre-made at Moritz. Supermarket. Pre-made. It's a fruity hot cross bun

filled with chocolate cream cheese and a Black Forest sauce. Oh. So you put this whole thing, I reckon you just throw that in the microwave for 20 seconds. Oh. For a little snacky treat.

And juz-j-up. I'm a big fan of a hot cross bun with like savory stuff in it, as you know. Yeah. Like a ham and cheese inside a hot crossbuck. Like I think the savory

and the sweet is just so yummy. It's right. Yeah. Fuck, chocolate crane cheese. Who knew that existed? I know,

right? Like, are we missing a trick there? That sounds good. I went to my grandmas and we took hot cross buns and we toasted them up and had a cup of tea and didn't that just bring four generations together right there? Oh. Little Mabel going,

can I put the butter on for your grandma? That is so sweet. Yeah. And Mabel goes like, it's like, it's a coincidence that Mabel, Betty and my grandma Betty and I go, I'm trying to explain that it's not a coincidence like you were named after her

and she doesn't really get it she's like oh the same crazy yeah but she's sort of like oh wow we saw it coming yeah bless but um that's so sweet hot cross bun season is creeping up

and I don't get caught up in the traditions if you have a new way or a remix or something live your fucking best life we are not against a non-traditional HCB here. Lots of people are curitants. If I see someone pouring a fucking lipped an ice tea on one, that's where I would.

I mean, you wouldn't want that, would you? No, I would. But an apple cinnamon hot cross bun from Baker's Delah, I knew that that's what you were going to say, Charles. He's a hot. Like chunks of apple? Yeah, and they're like little moist bits of apple. They're so good.

It's so yummy. So they're not as crunchy, obviously. They're soft. It's like a little moist bit of apple. It's really young. It's way to being an apple pie almost. Like that bit of... Yeah, yeah.

So it's still got texture. Yeah. It's not just mush. Yeah. But it's like, yeah. That's amazing. Apple and cinnamon. And it's like the actual bread is really a yum flavor.

It's not just white bread with the stuff in it. Yeah. They've done it right. Yeah. Fuck that is. They could still like do hot cross funds the best. They do. I will agree with that.

And I'm not a fan necessarily of a fruit mince pie either. But they fuck a mince pie. pie as well. They're Torbs's Fave. He loves them. Don't Baker's Delight just get things right often. You know? Honestly, I think you can't go wrong with a $5 note of Baker's Delight.

If you gave me a hundred bucks and a Baker's Delight, I could get to the end of the year. Oh, well priced. Yeah, it is. You would think that these days you go, oh, fuck. They see you're coming. They don't. And you probably wouldn't blink. But they haven't.

And I respect that. I respect that too. Do you know what's good? Because if some bakers, the lights, you know how they open at like 7am or whatever, like in a shopping centre? If you go there at 10 past seven and you treat yourself to a warm Vigemite scroll. Hot off the press. And the cheese is still melty and the bread is like so warm still. Oh, that is Christmas day.

I reckon the Alfa one might open at six because it's not in the centre. Yeah. I reckon it might open at six or because the bakers are there from like 2am. Yeah. You can just wander in and if there's something like they'll sell it. Like the Baker will come out from. Oh yeah. The register of people aren't there yet, but they'll just come out and go, oh, can I get you something, bud?

And they'll type you up. I love that. Elpham opens a sixth. Oh, that's nice. Can we do the show from there? Oh, do you know what? We're busy for the next few weeks. It shouldn't be called Baker's Delight.

It should be called everyone's delight. Because the delights on us. The delight's on us. The pleasure is ours. That's what I'll say. do do do do do do do I don't want to pit them against each other oh fuck Brumby's off oh no I want to pit Bakers delight against every other bakery except banjos

but the Altham Baker's Delight is probably the best Baker's Delight in Australia Do you reckon? Name a better one I'm not saying there aren't others up there and equal and grey but I don't know if there's a better Baker's Delight than the one Altham Have a fucking look at it Oh, I haven't been to that. The amount of birds that have flown through that door

created chaos that I've seen are just unbelievable. I've never been to that Baker's Delight. I haven't been a good friend to you. You've come over so many times that I've never gone, hey. Let's take a, let's go for a drive. Get in Bridget's Volkswagen golf and let me take you down the road and show you a good time. Do you know what is a really good Baker's Delight? The one at Vic Gardens.

Have you ever been to that Baker's Delight? Where's that one? Right next to the Coles, like down the, like, so it's like, Oh, second best in Victoria. That's an amazing Baker's Delight. Yeah, no, I know that very well. Yeah. Yeah, that's a real.

Because I have to walk past it every time to go to the bathroom. Yeah, as you know, when I live near Vic Gardens, that was a very common place I'd spend a lot of time at. But that is a really good Vic Gardens. You know those? You know those pull apart? Like those one of the... Do you know what my mum used to get?

God rest your fucking soul. The, um, those like logs and it was like the berry, um, What's it called Charles? The berry lo. And it is like dusted. Maybe, but it's like, um, dusted with sugar.

I feel like Charles is currently juggling berry log and I don't know how it's going to go for him. Okay. Yep. Hang on. All right. Oh, a chock mud's gone would fuck you right. Oh, no,

we can't just scroll through every page. Hang on. Go up, go up, go up and go larger suite. That berry custard tea time. That fucking thing. That'll make.

You come till your fucking eyes fall out. And you slice off a little bit and then you butter it and you have that. Oh, it's so, my mum used to get those if, like we were having someone over. That's a great when someone, if someone's coming over, go to Baker's Delight. And it oft overlooked. Often overlooked. Also, you know what pains me? I know that so many people have had a berry and custard tea time with a Lipton's iced tea that they also bought from Baker's Delight.

You'd go milky. Would you go milky? Like a coffee? You'd go a hot tea, yeah. Yeah. What's that custard and almond thing next to it? Yeah, that looks bloody good. Oh, Charles always takes the website off us.

Oh, that's good stuff. Oh my God. Are we still on? Yep. Love you. We'll be back tomorrow. We need a reset. I know a place.

Love you. Bye. Do you know what fucks actually? Just before we leave. Do you know what they should start doing? A little keesh. That'd be nice. Make us delight on Uber Eats?

Yeah, they are. Is it? Yeah. Well, I know who's going to get a fucking order in about six minutes. Love you. Love you. See tomorrow. Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.

Love you, bye.