Toni and Ryan - Toni Wants To Buy A Pinball Machine...

Episode Date: March 8, 2026

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I don't really know how this is going to go. But I want to buy a pinball machine. Have you seen how much pinball machines cost? No, I haven't looked up. I thought we could do it together. Hi, my name is Mackenzie from Central Coast slash Sydney, Australia. Hi, I'm Gabe from St. Louis, Missouri in the United States. I'm Gavin from Fort Collins in the US.

And I approve this podcast. Welcome to the show. I'm Ryan. This is Tony. Hi, it's Monday. Happy weekend. No, happy week. What is the difference between a potato cake and a hash brown?

Because I just joked about different kinds of white potato-y food, and I realized they're the same thing. Hash brown is normally like bits of potato kind of fused together. Yeah. Whereas a potato bake, potato cake is like a full slice of potato. Oh, so that, but does that matter by the time it gets mushed up and deep fried? I guess it does. But a potato cake doesn't get mushed up.

It gets battered and deep fried. Oh, but I, but I, I mean, once they mush the hash brown back together, it just become the same, but then not really. Well, no, because the texture's different. Yeah. Or like, you know when you go somewhere. What a versatile food.

I know. You know when you go like to a fancy breakfast place and they have like potato hash? This is really common like in the US when we went to what's that fucking dine and we went to Waffle House. Yeah. And they have like the hash underneath. Yeah. Isn't that really mean? I.

Shout out to Chattanooga Waffle House. house. Probably don't use the bathroom. You know what I mean? Why not? It wasn't in great shape when I went in. Yeah, that's because I'd just been. I was going to say, I used it twice. Yeah, maybe I use it after you. Yeah, okay. Yeah. We've got to get the order right. You do have to get the order right. And that goes the same for ordering food. You've got to get your order right. Yep. Okay, now I know we've already started the show, but now I can mentally start the show because I just had a panic about hash browns and potato cakes being the same thing. Safe space. Do you know what? Fuck.

that I think is a bit underrated. You know those French fry chips? Your French fries? No, like the chips in a packet. Oh, no. They're good, I reckon. That freaks me out. I think they're yummy.

Because they sometimes have like the fake tomato flavoring. Fake tomato sauce flavor. I liked that, but I'm also a big fan of atomic tomato chips. The Sanboy, they fucked. Have you ever had those, Charles? They're from when we were kids. I don't know. Don't think they make them anymore.

My brain doesn't know if it like, like it just doesn't know how to handle an atomic tomato. Do you know what's a weird situation to find yourself in? Tangy food. I think tangy food, you kind of don't know where you stand sometimes. Okay. In a sentence to find tangy. It's almost onomatopoeia because it tastes how the word sounds in your mouth. Okay.

When I ask you to describe something, I can't then have you use a word. word that I also don't know. We say onomatopoeia so much. Do I know what the fuck that means? It's like a word that sounds like if you said like boom or bang or crash. Right. The word is what the sound is. Yeah.

So tangy is tangy. Tangy is the taste on a matapia because tangy the word sounds like how it tastes. So. No. And that's on me. That's actually okay. But if you were to describe tangy. Yeah.

I'm going to go and say that you can't say the word tangy or taste anything tangy and have sex in the same 10 minute time spot. Completely agree. Yeah. Yeah. Because if someone says tangy, I'm plus it. You're off. Yeah.

Oh, one thing. Tangy is an upsetting word, eh? Tangy. Oh, that's tangy. Oh, that's a bit tangy. That's a really upsetting start to the week. It is. Do you know what is like, you know those chips, like the fins chips?

Light and tangy? Light and tangy. There's nothing light about a tang, sweetheart. I do like that flavour of chip though, but I will say they fucking cooked on the title of those. Yeah. Because light and tangy is exactly. Like, it does what it says on the bag. So it's tangy, but it is light.

It is light and it is tangy. I tell you, it would be really upsetting. Heavy and tangy. Oh. You know. If someone described me like that, I would never recover. You imagine, you go that, have you seen Tony Lodge? Oh, she's heavy and tangy?

Which one's she? Oh, she's the heavy tangy one. I'm a heavy Greek yogurt. You know what I mean? Like, I don't like that. Yeah, Greek yogurt's got a tang. Yeah. Got a tang about it.

Yeah. I can't have it straight. Oh, you wouldn't. I need some blueberries. I need maybe even a raspberry compot. Oh. Or if you mix it in a smooth. And then the smoothie's got whatever else it's got in it.

But you still get the tang. Yeah, because then it's light and tangy. It's not heavy and tangy. I like the Greek yogurt with the, like, you know how it says like hint of vanilla bean? Because it takes the edge off a little bit. And I think that's quite good. But it's still the texture of Greek yogurt that we know and love. I've got a question from Ryan in 2007.

Paint the picture. Probably wearing a leather cuff. on your wrist. Yeah. Probably bald, like shaved head. I didn't know where that was going. Sorry. How many shoulder reconstructions had you had at that point?

Just the one? Probably just the two. Two. Hadn't quite got to the third yet. Yep. Okay. Just painting the picture. Well, a lot of jewelry, though, is what we're saying.

Yeah, wooden beads. Wooden beads on the neck. And ironically, never surfed. Because you got... Imagine if Tom started wearing wooden jewelry? Can he? I hope not. Is he coming to the office this morning?

He is because I left my lunch at home. Bless him. Can we? He's left home three minutes ago, so he'll be here soon. Can we... Okay. Oh, sorry that my boyfriend loves me so much, so he's letting me know.

Oh, I thought you just like checked your tracker. No. Oh, my God. Because that's what it looked like. Oh, no. He's left the house three minutes ago. No, no, no. He's like, love you leaving now.

Okay, that's because it didn't, yeah. That makes so much. much sense. I hate that that's the assumption. No, but it was the this like, he's like three minutes ago. I'm like, oh, beep, beep, beep. So where I'm sorry. The beeping gets quicker the closer you get. The word tangy, I think we're getting our head around. Yeah. Sorry, it's upset me just there when you've said it. Young teenage boys will love to use the word puntang. Yeah. Are they, I have not heard someone say that. Did I not? since about 2007.

Yeah, no, you were accurate in the setup, but it still took me by surprise. Is that just a coincidence or is, is a pussy tangy? Is that what you're saying? I don't want to be saying that, but I think that is what I'm saying. Oh. Oh, I'm asking, is that, or is it just like a...

Do you think it's got a bit of tang about it, Charles? Don't answer that, Charles. You're at work. Unroll those eyes. Unroll those eyes, Tony Love. No, fair, redacted. Yeah. I think, though, imagine if you started saying like,

oh, she got a bit of tang about her, and that was like a diss. Well, it's not a compliment. Oh, it couldn't be. But imagine if we in. That would be harrowing and we would probably, that would be like at the bottom of our Wikipedia page. It doesn't exist. Oh, and the show came to an end once they started describing people. As tangy.

Yeah. Because you know when we realized what a read calling someone dull was? Yeah. So, oh, what a tang. You know? Would you? How tangy. She's tank.

They was, oh, he's so tangy. And I think we'd actually respect if we just like shook hands and called it a friendship there, you know. Best friendship. Yeah, but just go. Yeah. We've had a good run. But if this is where we've ended up, I think we've, you know.

I'm not being funny. It's been a great era. But now let's move on. If that could end our friendship, then the thing that I was about to talk about is maybe we're, like, is this, can we handle this right now? It is true. I did pull your finger and get Scooby-Doo farted on the other day and we still, that actually made us stronger.

It did make us stronger. It says a lot about us, really. I don't, I don't really know how this is going to go because it's so fucking rogue. But I want to buy a pinball machine. Isn't that the opposite of Tangy? Yeah. That's full fat, baby.

Yeah, that is. Wow, okay. I'm going to give everyone a moment. Yeah, we need it. You need it. We need it. You do. Yesterday.

Yeah. I took my beautiful daughter of Mabel out for lunch to moon dog. Yes. I believe we showed you the photos from the photo booth. Yes. She was very proud of them. Yep. We went.

$8. $8 for a little photo street. For three photo strip. Yeah, it goes tap here. It doesn't say how much. Goes tap here. And then you print your photos out in the photo booth. So it's me and Mabel doing like all fun ones.

And then this thing comes out and it goes, eight dollars has been deducted from account. I'm like, that must be the drinks I bought. Okay, Granddad. Oh, that must be the dinner I bought for the family. A sign of beef and some potatoes. When you buy a juice for a two-year-old,

it's often not that much. $8 for a juice, you are fucking me. Well, that's what I thought. But it was the fucking thing. $8 for a juice. Probably getting nudie. The finest juice there is. Pop or no pulp.

So then Mabel and I go into the gaming area. Like there's a- Oh, they do have that there. Yes. There's like, you know, like a buck hunter shooting game and the arcade game. Air hockey or something. Yeah. The skill tester.

Yeah. And about 15 pinball machines. And Mabel goes, who's that? Who are those for? And I said losers. They're for losers, maves. Okay. So this is what I do.

Let me. Let me paint the picture. I need to go a step back first. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need to go a step back first. So, no, no, no, no. Okay. Just if someone's new here.

Yeah. Hi. Welcome, safe space. We love you. Enjoy your brain break. Can you just quickly run us through the impulse purchases that we've discussed on the show over the journey? Yep.

Stand up paddle board. Yep. Almost bought a plungy pool. Yep. The electric bikes? Electric bike, yeah. Yeah, I was talking to Sophie. about that yesterday actually.

Oh, it was the last time we went for a ride? That's what we were talking about, how we bought them and then never used them. Okay. The, what were the walking machines? The treadmills. We did use them. Then they stopped working.

Oh, that's on them. That's fair. Them, both, two. One each. So Tom's and I could go for a walkout aside in case it was raining. And then, what else have I bought? Loads of stuff. Because you had a big clear out over summer from the shed.

Yes. Yep. And then I wanted to become a watch guy. Charles talked to me out of that. And then... Oh, watch wouldn't be good for you. Do you reckon? Yeah.

What do you mean? I think because the watch world is a crazy world. It is. Slippery slope I feel. That's what I mean. Yeah. And you would slide. I would.

It's a slippery slope and you would slide. And you're also like, and this is like, this is like has a lot of good things. but you are like competitive. Yeah, I am. And then you would have a great watch and then you'd see like a slightly better one and be like, well, you know what I mean? Like the trail that I wandered down on my treadmill was that I found this thing

called a Seiko mod like modding watches which like it's like a fuck you to like Rolex and stuff. And it's a Seiko that like people like build to look like a Rolex. Yeah. So it still looks like that. But it's a Seiko. So it's a bit of. And I was like, but I don't want people to think that I spend all that money on a watch. I just like the way it looks.

Yeah, can we get a Rolex that looks like a SACO? Yeah. That's what I'm. So I am an impulse purchaser. I also have like all of the craft things to do basically any hobby that exists. Yeah, that is true. I'm really into felt animals at the moment. I love that.

Anyway, so. So tell me, okay, so when I hear this, I just go, oh, I would hate for this to be the next thing that gets. used once put in the shed and forgotten about it. Because I'm pro shit that you use. Thank you so much. It's just there's been some. There has. There has.

Being so careful. No, you are. There has been some instances where the initial excitement has not equaled. And I think we've bought, we've all done it. We've all done it. All of us have done it. But I'm just very honest about mine. So then when we list them, it sounds way worse.

Well, it's not way way. That's what it is. Yeah. But like, because a lot of people kind of hide their impulse purchases in shame. I wear them on hard of my sleeve, you know. So where would the pinball machine go in the house? Well, let me take you one step back because I'd never played pinball before. Then I took my nephew to Time Zone on the weekend.

Great times. And if you want to make some fucking money, open a fucking time zone. Don't they fucking see you coming? Holy shit. I'll tell you one of the great scans. Time zone. I'm talking about it now. You give me $100 and in return I'll give you two tokens

which will get you a middle finger to the asshole because go fuck yourself. And you think you're winning? I could not have said a medal myself. You think, oh, well I'm paying the money but look at all the tickets I'm getting back. I'm making money. You also just like, so we go to the Times,

the one at Northland, like near the cinema and you go in there and they don't have really any information about like what you get for your money. Like, so then there's like, a $35, I think it's called the $35 power pass and you get 60 minutes to use, it's like 60 minutes for all the machines. And I was like, holy shit, that's fucking awesome. That is awesome.

Then the fucking fine print is that only the games that are red, you don't win any tokens and you can only press your thing once every minute and a half. So if you play a game that goes for 30 seconds, you've got to just finger yourself for a minute until you can press your fucking thing again. You can't play any of the purple machines where you win a toy. You can't, like, it's just... What do you get? The only thing pretty much that you can play is pinball.

Wow. And I fucking am really good at pinball, it turns out. How do you just... How'd it be bad at pinball? I don't really know. Well, you wouldn't because you're an expert. I think it's built in expertise. I think everybody's just good naturally.

Everybody's got a certain amount of pinball expertise. Let me see if I'd be good at it. nailed it got it I just wiggled a finger and I really don't know how you win Tony's never not impressed when I do that I don't really know how you not win but I really enjoyed it

yeah and I classic Tony Lodge you will just be able to paint this picture in your mind I did it a few times I went fuck that's fun press it again did it a few times fuck that's fun press it again fuck did it a few time that's fun and I went

I've got to get one of these fun I've got to get one of these fun Charles. Oh, I've already seen it actually. I was about to say, can you make sure this never happens with Tony? And I realize I've already seen it.

What? Because what you're describing, I was like, where have I seen this picture before? And it was Tony Lodge at the pokey machines in Vegas with that old lady. With the old lady.

With the old lady. Having a siggy inside with the old lady. Ruth. Fucking bless her. Raise the root. The original raise the Ruth. Because where you're in a city. This is, okay, let's play a game called pinball or pokey.

I sit down and I see all the shiny lights. Yeah. I'm really good at it. How do you play? I push a button. I push the button. I hope for the best. It really is up the chance.

It feels like I'm winning, but it's actually costing me a fortune. Where have I seen this before? Where has this existed? Question. Was Ruth at Time Zone? And are you allowed to smoke SIGs inside time zone in Northland? You're not allowed to have the city at the Northland pokey. I mean, pinball machine.

That's a blight on them. Yeah, and it's a shame. You're right next to the laser tag though, because so it's nice and dark. What I, just like Vegas. Yeah. What I do like when I compare this story to the stand-up paddle board purchase. Yep. Is that you have, in fact, tried before you buy.

See, I didn't try before I buy. You didn't look at it and go, I'll buy one. went let me have a go get scammed by time zone invested $35 into playing the pinball machine now I hate that I actually know that you will know this but have you seen how much pinball machines cost no I haven't looked up I thought we could do it together oh wow because you hang on do you do you just want to have a sippy water here on my notes are they expensive question mark are they expensive okay hang on Let me have a little si.

Have a sip of water. You know the other week when we found out how much Ronaldo earned playing soccer each year? Christiana Ronaldo. Yeah. What was that? $4 million a year. No, $480 million a year. Okay.

How much is a pinball machine, Chi-Chi? Hang on. How much do you reckon it is? Oh, I mean, it's ours of fun. I reckon maybe 5K. Maybe? Do you reckon I'm in the ballpark? Am I in the pinball park? Deserved better. That deserved better. That's okay. This one on realitygames.com.com.

Yep. Is $12,000. It's on the screen there for you. Oh. It's a Mandalorian one. Oh. Higher duration. Can I hire it for like five years? Select that there. They have different ones for hire.

What if I hire? Oh, there's a Foo Fighters one. Yeah. Well, for one day, it's $450. For a day. That's cheaper than time. Um, go up the days, Charles. Long term higher, two months.

$1,600 for two months. At least then I could dip my toe in the world of Pimball. That's a big fucking dip in a big fucking toe. I'm going to be very, very honest with everybody. Because I didn't think that they would actually be that expensive. let me tell you what I was more concerned about. Is there a way to have a pinball machine and not look like I hate my wife? Like, is there a way to have it where it doesn't look like a man cave?

What room of the house does it go in? It's so man cave because they're always the thing. The one we just popped up on the screen was like the foo fighters. Yeah, they're ladsie a lot of the time. But I like how with the fact that every pinball machine is exactly the fucking same. Somehow the pinball fraternity goes, this is an Indiana Jones one. And everyone goes, of course it is.

Look at it. Yeah, thank you. But it's not. Thank you for the privilege. Yeah, what's different about it? It plays the different music, I guess. Yeah, but like, don't you just pick the music? What's that one? The Rolling Stones.

This one is second-handed on marketplace for only 8,300. Oh, I don't really. Not that I don't like Rolling Stones, but it's probably not the band I would pick. I only not. But what has the pinball machine got to do with bands or movies? Well, I think that it's like the, The culture of it.

The fandom thing. So, I think, can we make a phone call? What I really need to know is what room of the house do you put it in? So it doesn't look like I'm trying to escape from my wife and kids. Yeah, so I know a guy who I think we should call right now,

who genuinely loves his wife and loves his kids. And has a pinball machine. I think he's got like seven. Who? Johnny. No. Do you remember Rod, who was at one stage my boss in Canberra?

In Canberra, yeah. Yeah, we need advice. We need Rod. Neddur's breakfast at Canvras hit 1014.7? Oh, good for him. Doing good, Rod. You're on the Tony and Ryan podcast. Mate, good to meet you.

Rod, you're going to fucking love this. Tony wants to buy a pinball machine. Yeah. I need to know. What are you hauling, Rod? What are you got going on? Are you looking for me to sell you one? Are you just looking for me to talk them up?

She's in her eyes have lit up, Rod. That lit up like a pinball machine. This is, this was Tony's concern. She said, I don't know how to have a pinball machine and still look like I love my wife and children. And I said, I know a guy who loves his wife and his children and has pinball machines. I got to tell you, Tony, the thing is, so I had a garage that just had, you know, busted old pinball machines and I repaired them.

And then one turns into two and three and, you know, like eating it bag. chips, you don't just have one. Yeah. And by the way, my beautiful wife, the most understanding, amazing person. That's the test. You've got to test a relationship. That's how I knew she was right for me. Yeah.

That she put up with this nonsense. But then children arrived. And I tell you, I don't think I've played one of my pinball machines for over a year. Oh, well, Rod, if I told you the stuff Tony's purchased and has not used ever. Yeah, that's my area. And she doesn't have kids. You're talking her language. in a pinball machine

What room of the house Have you got them in though? Are they still in the garage? This is a really smart question So for years they are in garages In the end we had to move Because we live in Canberra We always have lived in Canberra

We had to move out of Canber Over the border into regional New South Wales So that we could afford to build a house With the room specifically for them In the house So that we could park our cars in the garage for the first time. Now, Tony and I's hobby is sending us each other links on real estate.com.

For those of you speak, Camberra, and that's all homes. But the one I sent you last night, now I think about it, has a pinball studio out the back. Pinball energy, I'd say. It does have pinball energy. Right, let's catch up soon. This has been a very informative chat. Thank you for your insight. Yeah, and Tony could, are you selling any?

Did I get that hint earlier or are you? Well, I don't know. I say no, but then things happen. So Tony, we'll chat. Love you, Ryan. Good to talk to you too. Yeah, yeah. Love you.

Love you. Love you. Oh, he said love you to you. Okay. You know what, we've known one another for a few minutes and we have a shared, you know, kinship with this pinball thing. Love you too. Nothing brings people together like a pinball machine. And I've always said that.

You always said. Bye. Hey there. It's Gabe from St. Louis. Hi, my name is Mackenzie from Central Coast slash Sydney, Australia. I'm Gavin from Fort Collins in the US.

And you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few fellow pinball lovers, a few champion tarpers over at our Patreon. What up, Bullers? Lucy Naden, good on your loose. If we started a pinball podcast, would it be like pinners? The Ballers podcast. But that sounds about basketball.

Yeah, that's why it's funny. Okay. Because it's like ballers with a Z. And then people are like, oh, cool, basketball cars, but we're like, so the Rolling Stones pinball machine. If I was in a local arcade and I said, oh, you're a fellow pinner, they'd be like, oh, those, like. Oh, pinner doesn't sound good, does it? No, that's what I mean. But are you a fellow baller?

People are like, fuck, yeah. What's your PB, P, B, Pee, your Pimble personal pest. You know? Yeah, that is good. Sean, good on you, Sean. Emily Palmer, hardly know her. Jess Richards, good on you, Jess. Dana, Elisa Petrovich.

Sorry. Fuck that rider. Petrovich. I'm Petra bitch. Tanya Rice. Oh, yum. Andrew Lloydsides. Kiana.

Catherine. Catalina. Oh, my goodness. Catalina R. And Michael, thank you very much being part of our Patreon. Everyone that Tony's just mentioned is getting a pinball machine.

Okay. That's not strictly true. Well, if they would like to buy one for them. If they would like to personally purchase one, then we welcome it. And then could I please come over? Unuse it. regularly. Now, as hot take Tony gets dressed into her attire, tomorrow on the show, we've got a big announcement. Thank you, Charles. A fun announcement. It's really good. Because I love meeting Tarpers.

Tarpers listen to us regularly and love to come and say good-day. And Tarpers also love meeting each other. And Tarpers, that's Tony and Ryan podcast. Yes. And tomorrow, I think I've got something fun for us all. Yeah, it's very good. But now, Tony has her new hat on. I do. is looking fantastic. Thank you. We have the big match stick. There was a lot of chat the other week saying love the match stick, but would be okay if it was shortened,

just for like swaying purposes, but they like the energy. Then do you remember, though, we had that massive conversation on the pod about how we don't have a sore? And then we talked about all the things we have, but not a sore.

Where I guess what I'm at is, where are we out with the sore? We haven't. Maybe for next week. Besides building two brand new AI platforms from scratch trials, What the fuck have you been doing? If not buying swords. Sorry, I was in Bali.

I say that as a joke because Charles has actually been so busy that, of course, he hasn't bought a sore. Yeah, he was so busy in Bali. Hey, some people have their weekends in reservoir and some have them in fucking... And you know what? That's amazing for you. I'd rather be at home with my pinball machines. How heavy is a pinball machine? Oh, fuck, I didn't even think of that.

If you put in a bag and took it to Dempasa, rolled that out in Changu. Would you check it? I don't have to check it. I think a pinball arcade in Changu could be the new thing. I reckon that would do really well. Crank the aircon in there. That would be really fun. Let's work on this.

Because I do reckon that a great investment would be buying a franchise of a time zone. You would make so much money. Are they franchises? They would be, wouldn't they? I don't actually know. I just made that up. Yeah, but it felt right. It feels right.

It feels right. Yeah. Is Time Zone a bit tangy? It is. Is time zone a bit tangy? Is today's episode called Time Zone is Tangy? And it's a picture of Tony on a pinball machine being angry. Tony loves Time Zone.

Yeah. Did you get a high score or anything? No. Okay. Nah. But is that pinball? Like that keeps the records and stuff on the screen? I reckon it would.

Yeah. One of my favorite episodes of Seinfeld is when George Costanza gets the high score on Frogger. Oh, yeah. And then they're closing the arcades moving across the street. And he's like, but if you unplug it, then I'll lose my. my top score. Oh. And then...

And you would be fucked off. Yeah. So he then tries to like keep it plugged in and take it across the street and like do it. And then ironically, he is playing Frogger in the traffic. Trying to get the thing across the machine. Spoiler alert. Oh, do that, does you get it? No.

Probably not. Oh. That's a shame. Yeah. Oh, he doesn't. I don't know. Oh, Charles just did a face like, oh. He does know what talking about.

Okay. Ladies and gentlemen. So, Seinfeld was a show back in the day. All right, I've got a hot tape. Please. And this is a new world courtesy that I think we all need to learn. If somebody else's Netflix is logged in, you have to log out. You've been scorched because I've got someone fucking my algorithm up in a fucking Airbnb in Sydney right now.

And I don't like it. Were they watching Primitive War? Because that was us. That was us. If you're looking for a great show on Netflix, search for Primitive War. It's a movie, actually. A dinosaur gets stabbed and nays like a horse.

It does. We've got a video of it. We didn't realize what sound a stabbed dinosaur would make, but now you know. It winnie. Like a horse. So we went and watched that. We logged into your Netflix at that Airbnb to watch Primitive War. Yeah.

Great dinosaur movie if you're interested. And then, because that was, we were away. And then over the weekend, I like put my Netflix on and I was like, oh, I'm just looking for something to watch in the background while I was like crafting at the dinner table. And I was like, I've never watched that. And then it's like. How much are we going to out this person, you know? It was like a Korean soap opera. Oh.

And I was like, oh, I don't think I've, like, I don't think I've watched that. And then. Squid games. And then. And then like there was something, you know how sometimes like the categories on Netflix always different, but then sometimes it says like,

you liked this, you'll love blah. And it was all this shit that I definitely was like, I've never heard. I haven't watched that before. Is a Korean soap opera a great crafting companion? Maybe. But I couldn't then,

if I'm doing something else, I can't read the subtitles. So no. So like, so if you speak Korean, definitely. But like for me, that was not what I was after. Yeah, and not your show.

Well, because I just wanted something to watch in the background. And I was like, what? That's so weird. And then it dawned on me and I was like, I didn't log out of my fucking Netflix. And you know what? When you like logged into Netflix at the Airbnb, it came up as like Torbs's thing. And you straight away said to me, no, no, go into mine. Yeah, because I don't.

You know how you've got the multiple platforms. And then you're like, because I don't fuck with people's algorithm. You can't. Yeah. What did you call? No, that's why I'm calling the people in the fucking Airbnb that have stolen my thing. Would you like me to message the Airbnb? Well, I don't really, because now, even if they stopped doing it all logged out or whatever, the damage is dumb.

No, doesn't it reset itself after a while? Well, you have to then, like. Put some effort in? Yeah, you've got to put some hours into like, I just think if you get to, you, and, a hotel wherever if somebody else's Amazon or Netflix or whatever is logged in you've got to do the courtesy log out and log into your own Charles is doing a face and I don't like it yeah I've got an alternative view but Charles what's your vibe well I've been in Airbnb's where they have like a account for like the people staying there for the house so how do you know but also like well normally

it's called like Rose Hill guest yeah but also I if it's if I'm going to watch a movie I don't have to be logged into my own if it's a TV show I'll log into my own account because then you know we're up to yeah but a movie I'll just like watch whatever your account's there so much easier I don't have all that's so naughty charles I don't have all of the apps because you know there's so many of them now and I go through phase me I'm like I haven't used someone in six months but then sometimes you go to an Airbnb and you go they've got Apple TV this is my one opportunity to watch Ted Lassu yeah you know and I'm gonna tap what am I log out and then just be an asshole and not know that Ted is the loveliest guy alive just I just

I don't think it's coach. I've got a new game. Yep. When you go somewhere and they're logged in, look up the most hell fuck stuff you can so then they can explain it to their partner later. I just... Honey, why have you been watching Debbie does downtown Dallas?

What's going on there? Oh, I'm on. It's at the Airbnb. Yeah, it's a great excuse. Be like, oh, why is your phone logged into Porn Hub? And they go, oh, no, I think it's from the Airbnb. Yeah. Someone else must have done that.

Yeah, the incognito tab showed up when someone else used my phone at the Airbnb when I left it there. Yeah, someone else has got the login, uh, Ryan. Dunn 69 at Hotmail.com. Have you seen that meme that's like, um, because on like porn hub, whatever, it's got like the share button. It's like, share to Facebook, share to whatever. And that meme that's like, cool, because after I've come, I would go, you know who'd love this video? My family and friends. How dare I get off to this and not share it with Du Bois? with it.

I'd share it with Arnie Carroll who's still my friend on Facebook. Tony and I have shared careful what you say. Here I feel. We've shared some fucked stuff.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Like you know how and every, don't fucking pretend that you don't, but you and your bestie or you and your partner. Yeah.

You've shared some like fucked stuff. Oh yeah. Like some dark humor. Yeah. Or it's just really cooked where you go. There's context in our relationship for this. But if someone saw that with no context, that'd be like,

is everything. all good. One thing we haven't shared. Is porn. Yeah. We've talked about it. I reckon. But I've never like sent you linking and gone like, this made me think of you.

I mainly watch girls though, so that's probably why. Shocker, I'm into girls. You can get into this girl. You can tell by my pink alpha rainbow t-shirt. Yeah. That's purple, but that's okay. That's like 100% purple. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Isn't purple just like a dark pink? No. Great. Otherwise, we'd say it was dark pink. The crazy thing about words is that they mean stuff. That's your opinion. You bitch. What we're both going to do now.

Yep. We're not going to say it out loud. We're not going to hold it against each other because we're friends and it's a safe space. We are going to text each other what we would put in a search bar of an adult video site. Okay. Can I just tell you what I would... Sorry, I was just putting down my matchstick. Can I just tell you what buttons I would press? Because I don't normally search anything, but like...

Like a category or something. Like I go category. Yeah, okay. Is that okay? Oh, Charles, you don't like that. Whatever feels right to share. Okay. No, okay, sorry, let me re-go.

I'm going to text you where I end up. Okay, so you just push a few buttons and you text me where I. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to do a slash because I've got a couple categories that I like Should I send it just to you or to like the group chat? What am I doing? I'm just going to send it to you

Okay So you did a joke one Ryan said Tony Lodge lookalike Which is really sweet But I sent you my real answer I think Can I say it? Yeah yeah yeah

Tony has said lesbian or amateur male and female. Because like the POV and it's like, because you don't see the boy, but you see the girl getting fucked, which I think is hard. I don't want to see a guy. Like I don't want to see. I don't care.

I want to know that she's getting fucked hell good, but I don't want to see a boy like, ew. Yeah, disgusting. If I wanted to see a boy, I would look at my fucking handsomest fuck boyfriend. Yes, you would. Now, I agree with that.

Yeah. And I also agree with the amateur. It has to be amateur. I want to. You can't watch the story. I hate it. Oh, but like the high production, you can feel the lights in the room.

I want... I can't do it. It needs to be amateur. I love when you just on holidays with your influencer travel person and someone just gets out of phone and says, which holiday are we choosing today? And that's why I'm into that, yeah.

And hit record. And I think amateur as well, often it's like a couple or people that know each other. And I think that there's like really good chemistry. Which I need. I need a story in that respect. I need there to be some,

mutual respect in the room. Yep. I don't like a high production knowing that there was, you know, 20 people in the room because I go, well, that would put me off. And that's then all I can think about. Wouldn't have 20 people in the room standing around? You know when we've done shoots with lots of people? What?

Like, you know, when we've done shoots together and there's loads of people around and the lights are on you and it's just like so intense. Like photo shoots. You get the other shoots available on OnlyFand. dot com slash tony am rye totally fans which we tried to buy but it doesn't exist quite expensive well sometimes exists for someone someone else's got it was like what was it like 50,000 dollars it was very expensive um but yeah so i like amateur can you tell me your real answer now i we don't have to share it i know like i like the same same like because i think i want i want a real

person if i watch a good one do you want me to send it to you yep is that too much no charles what would you type in no don't answer that charles he's in the way we we are equals yeah There is a power dynamic insubordinate. Yeah, yeah. I know what subordinates means. I will send you the next real good one I watch. Do you remember a couple of weeks ago when we said, when I said that do you ever leave a good one open in your incognito tab?

And you were like, no, I don't. Too risky. Too risky, I get it. But we actually had quite a few people comment on that YouTube and message on Patreon, say they do it too. And someone I was talking to on Patreon, who I want name. message on YouTube and say I do it, send the link. Yeah, what's the link?

If it's good enough to leave open, we want to see it. Yeah, it's good enough for me. Someone I was talking to on Patreon that I won't name said that they do it too, because if you're like ready to go, you can't be clicking and trying to find, you've got to, sometimes you've only got a couple of minutes. Yeah, so true. Should we just like pause here and just go, do you just need to get one away? Yeah, I could.

I mean, I always could. Oh, okay. Like, I always could. Really? Oh, yeah, I guess. Like, sometimes just past time, isn't it? I've got to you love to see it. I've got to your love to see it.

And this is from Sydney Follows, not Sydney Swallows. Just so you know, Sydney follows. Hey, Tony and Ryan. Just wanted to let you know that my mom and I, sorry. Oh, my God. No, no, no, no, this is all above board. Have what, Sydney? Okay.

I'm going to say what it is, and it still sounds bad, but it's all good. My mum and I have completed 2,800 squats for February. But it's for charity. It's like squats, like... And what are their names? We managed to raise over $1,100 in donations for the Canadian Cancer Society. Amazing stuff. Yeah, fucking out.

We had so much fun doing this together as well, like mother and daughter. If only the Cancer Society, it helped my partner. Well, she wasn't in Canada. No. She was at the Cannington Cancer Society. Cannington Cancer Council. Yeah. We had so much fun doing this.

We feel great about how well we did and what we were able to accomplish. We did our last 100 together this morning on video without taking any breaks and it only took us two minutes and 20 seconds. Do you reckon you could do 100 squats in two and a half minutes? I reckon we'll know in about 150 seconds. Oh, are we doing it now? I don't, I don't reckon I, I don't reckon I thought. Well, they've built up to it over the month. Yeah, that's true.

I don't think I could do a hundred scots and one, though. Now, I know it's turned into a slightly hornyer second half of the episode today. Yeah. Speak for yourself. I was pretty horny for the pinball machine. What, do we know mum's name and then? No, I just know Sidney's name, which is Sydney. Mrs. Mrs. Swallows.

Is it too much? So sorry, Seared. I'm just curious what that many squats over a month does to your butt. Are these guys just looking fucking ready to roll? How much of porn, I reckon? Not together. Anyway, wanted to give you an update because Sydney and I were chatting before they started the challenge. Wanted to give you an update and wish you guys a great day and thank you for all the great things that you do.

Well, we're not doing what you're doing. That's amazing. Yeah, thank you for the great things you're doing. Yeah. So. And enjoy that. The Canadian Cancer Council. Good job.

My love to see it is from Adele Claire. I thought it was Adele for a second. It is, Adela Claire. Hello from Adel Claire. I've decided to start selling my artwork. I set up my own business. It's called Dreaming Faye, selling gifts and house decor with a whimsical theme.

I'm a huge perfectionist, so sharing my work has always been like, oh, no, I just, no, until I get better and I just, you know, and you get a match, like. It's stressful putting yourself out there. Now, I wouldn't classify myself as an artiste, but I get it. And let me just, you know, the craziest. I want, a mouth artist.

You're thinking of a sandwich artist. Oh, should we get Subway? Yum. Anyway. Also, who was working at Subway when they decided we're calling him sandwich artists? Just give them a fucking raise. And also isn't it crazy that they go to Subway University? that's what it's called oh you didn't know that so they go to subway university that's like where they learn to like make the sandwiches

Charles Google that it's a real thing I thought that I don't believe you I'm just it's crazy but it's quite fun if you work at Disney you're not an employee you're a cast member like everyone's a cast member oh and then when you get a job in the accounting department it's like welcome to the cast that's really sweet you're part of the show oh I love that same same but as someone who like it actually will never be perfect and the day you realize that you just got to do your best put it out and get on to the next one because you can people oh I'm going to start my podcast but I'm going to wait to this this this this this and this I'm like the other thing it just never will it never will be perfect no one knows how much that kills you as much like I get it but whilst it will never

be perfect the thing that I reckon people forget as well is that just because you put it out at a certain point doesn't mean that you stop improving yeah that's the start like that's just the beginning And then you keep doing it and you get a bit more confidence and it gets a bit better and you change your method and you do think. Like if you listen to the beginning of this pod, it's pretty different to what it is now. Yeah, good good editorial though on T Payne. I still stand by that show. Well, we stand by what we said.

Well, Mr. B said this is like if you want to get good at YouTube videos, make 100 videos and make everyone slightly better than the next one. Then after 100, then we'll chat. Wow. You know, and then you go, okay, well, thanks, Jim. We've done 100. we should chat. Do you reckon he talk to us? I don't think so.

He's pretty busy. I told myself, well, I don't care about my perfectionism. It's time to start the fucking blog. Bang, bang, bang. And I've got a bonus. You love to see it. What is it? Dare I say it?

It's a tangy you love to see it. Charles? What? I believe we have Oh my God. Some atomic tomato. Samboy Chips. And if that doesn't tang you up enough,

we have the light and tangy edition. That's amazing. Thank you to Tony's fiancé who arrived mid-episode. Remember that when he came to drop off? Yeah, did he bring those? Remember he said he'd drop off your lunch? Did he bring those? Well, guess what?

That's crazy. Did he actually? Yeah, I was keeping tabs on him. Oh. On your app on your track of, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. bit. That's amazing. So everyone, have a light and tangy on us. Yep, we're going to get tanged up.

And send us your links of the Poon Tank. Love you. Bye.