Toni and Ryan - Toni was right, Ryan was wrong

Episode Date: October 9, 2022

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I've definitely become more caring in the last week. Hello? Oh, my God. Billy. Yeah. It's Tony and Ryan. Oh, Billy, it didn't even fucking ring. I was talking about my dog.

I'm so sorry. I've been sitting here waiting for you guys to call. Yeah, Tony was late. Billy, please don't be so passive aggressive. Don't take it out on Billy. Billy, will you approve this podcast? Only if I can tell you a joke. I like an ultimatum.

Yeah, no one's ever put the pressure on. All right, Billy, lay it on us. What is green and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? Ryan's asshole. The pool table. I mean, she ain't wrong. I mean, all right. Will you approve the podcast now?

Yeah. All right. I approve the podcast, but only for Tony. Fucking right, I don't. I don't. Hey, it's Billie from Tim Moon on the Great Ocean Road and I approve this booker. All right, welcome to the show and it's about to get frustrating for one of us in here. Yeah, it's better not be me.

I can't handle that today. It's Monday. I can't. When you give advice, have you been in this situation, Tony? Have you been in this situation listening? You've given someone advice. They've ignored it. You were right in the end.

You say, hey, don't work at that place. I heard the boss is an arsehole. And they go, oh, no, no, no. Like, how bad could it be? Yeah. And then two months later, like, oh, it's fucked. And you're like, I tried. Don't buy that brand of T-shirt.

They shrink. Get the other one. They go, no, no, no, it'll be fine. It'll fit right. So even on little things, you're like, oh, no, don't buy that all brand or whatever because that one goes real soggy or something. Yeah, that restaurant sucks. Don't date that guy.

I've heard bad things. No, he's lovely. And then two months later, like, it turns out he was a prick and you're like, I told you so. But the worst thing is, is that when people say to you, I've made the wrong choice. I've bought the T-shirt that shrinks and now I don't know what to do. Are you supposed to be sympathetic?

Exactly. Like, do you then take that on and go, oh, my God. You poor thing. Who knew? What a shame, you know. Who knew? And you're pointing to yourself. But then you can't wait until, you know,

you open a bottle of champagne two months later and you go, oh, like, girls on, fucking girls gone wild. And then they go, fuck, those T-shirts were so shit. You go, what the fuck did you tell her? So. Yeah. And I've said this before and I'll say it a hundred times again. The saying, I hate to say I told you so.

Bullshit. Saying I told you so is actually a fucking good move. Makes you feel good. Oh, wow. Yeah. Is that how you live your life? You like telling people that you're glad that they were wrong? Let me put it this way, Tony.

You say, don't get that shirt. They shrink. Yeah. And then I come in and go, the shirt shrunk. Don't tell me there's not a little part of you that's going, oh, someone should have said something. It's a little bit satisfying in the pettiest of ways. And if you're saying it's not, you're lying.

I think that I'm a better person than you. So I feel like I wouldn't get satisfaction from that because, like, I just like to be supportive of my best mate, Ryan. Oh, mate Ryan great yeah I'm actually glad you've said that on the record yeah we'll see how you behave in the next five minutes oh because you've given me some advice and I have not taken it on board and I have okay I want to change what I said earlier yeah right that's why I was like I'm trying to give you an opportunity to jump on the good ship. Oh, my God. Settle in.

Grab a thick shake, everyone. What did I say last week about keys and locking stuff? That you never lock anything. You don't even take your keys anywhere with you. You haven't had a key to the office at work for ages because it was like on your desk. And I said, what if you ever get here and I'm not here first? And you went, I'll just wait. And I was like, well, what if you need to come here late at night because you've forgotten something?

You were like, oh, that won't happen. I never lock the door at my mum's house. No. Because I don't lock stuff because it just doesn't. Then you have to unlock it when you get back. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. And that freaked you out a little bit. No, because not only is it, like, stupid,

because that's just what locks are for, like, it's not safe. So when you come to my house, what do you do when you get there? I knock and go, hello, just in case you're naked, and then I just walk in. And I'm pretty sure that if I ever, like, knocked and waited, that you'd probably just, like, scream out and be like, can you just fucking let yourself in? Yeah. I think I actually said to you once, I'd be if you if I ever like knocked and waited that you'd probably just like scream out and be like, can you just fucking let yourself in? Yeah.

I think I actually said to you once, I'd be if you texted me like, oh, I'm just out the front. And I was like, well, then fucking come inside. And it was real like funny about it. I'm like, are we friends or not, mate? Yeah. Just come on in. My house is your house. I think once I was, my internet wasn't working or something.

And you were like, oh, I'd be offended if you didn't. And you weren't even home. You're like, you know where we keep the key, mate? You fucking let yourself in. You just go and do what you have to do. Can you feed Beige while you're there? Yeah, so I'm very trusting of the public and people and whatever. Which is ridiculous, yeah.

And you've warned me the consequences. Oh, my God, what happened? I've been robbed. What? Your house? The scooter was stolen oh i fucking told you so i have fucking oh my god pop the fucking champagne because it's two months later okay so we did this video and we got scooters right right? And so we use them to commute everywhere because you don't have a car.

Parking's bad around here. Oh, my God. We just use the scooters. Oh, fuck, this is the best time of life. Like, I'm happy that you've lost that scooter. You deserve that. And then, right, you come over to my house and I, like, live on a busy street.

Yep, in an apartment building. And there's, like, millions of people coming and going all the time. And I'd be like, oh, bro, where's your scooter? And you'd be like, oh, I just left it at the front. I'm like, oh, did you lock it or anything? And you're like, nah. Who's going to take something that's not theirs? Assholes.

Carla Contis of the world will take things that aren't theirs. And you did this all around town, like you'd just leave your scooter random places. When I got my haircut at the barber the other day, I just stopped at the front of the barber and, you know, parked the scooter. And the barber goes, did you want to bring it in? And I go, nah, it's fine. And he goes, oh, okay.

He goes, because he rode a scooter as well. And he's like, mine's out the back. And he showed me, and he's got, his scooter's a bit better than ours. Was it like an e-scooter? Yeah, but like a good one. It was a real nice one. Oh, yeah. So, and I mean, he's there all day, but I was like, oh, we can see it. It's fine. And he goes, oh, I've just heard some things.

So just know that if you ever want to bring it in, that's totally fine. Can I please ask whereabouts the barber was? The barber's on Swan Street just down here. Okay. That's not where I was stolen, though. Oh, sorry. Everywhere I go, I just leave it out the front. Literally.

But see how random people, like that guy doesn't care about you. Well, he did. No, but that guy doesn't care about you. Well, he did. No, but that guy doesn't care about you. And he was still like, you're a fuckhead for leaving. Like he didn't care about the possibility of the scooter being stolen. He was like, are you sure you don't want to just bring that inside? It's common sense for him. Yep.

So. Oh, this is the best time of life. I thought it might be. Oh. And I see you have changed your tune slightly. Yeah. I was at Vic Gardens at the shopping centre. What the fuck?

So I rode to Vic Gardens and I needed to get, you know, like an adapter or a cable or something from JB Hi-Fi. That's a great JB Hi-Fi at the Vic Gardens, by the way. It really is. And it was at that door at the back there for those playing along at home near Fittest Thirst. Oh, near the pet shelter things. Yeah.

Have you seen them? It's actually crazy. They've got these little automatic dog kennels. See, if you've got your dog, you can't take it into the shop, so you put it in there. Yeah. And you pay five bucks for 20 minutes or whatever. So next to that is a little bike rack.

Yeah. And the scooter- So that you can lock your bike to it. There were locks there, yeah. And so I just put it there. There's a huge security camera looking over it from both Victoria Gardens and the fitness first. Yeah.

And I was like, I'm ducking in to get a USB adapter. Bridges like, hey, grab me some sushi way there. Yeah. Five minutes in and out. Yeah. You wouldn't have even thought that. You would have just left. Like this didn't, you can't tell me honestly that that even went

through your mind. You would have just pulled up there and put the scooter down. Put the scooter down, walked in, got the stuff, came back, gone. I tell you what's really annoying and I shouldn't admit this. I only just got a helmet the other day. Well, I'd borrow helmets or I'd use yours and stuff, but I hadn't had my own. And I literally the day before was like, hey, it's time to get serious.

I'm getting a helmet. It was after I fell off my scooter. And you were like, did you hit your head? And I was like, yeah, luckily I was wearing my helmet. And I was like, that sounds like a good idea. So I went and invested in a helmet and then they left the helmet. The thief. The helmet was still on the ground.

The thief was cool. Or scary. So I was like, oh. And when I got there, there was like, you know, it was school holidays. Youths. Youths. And I actually looked at one and was almost about ready to be like.

You took my fucking scooter. No, I saw it before I went in. And I almost was like, if you fucking touch that scooter, I'll fucking kill you. But I obviously didn't. But like he had that youthy fucking. Oh, yeah. Baggy clothes. Baggy clothes.

Baggy clothes. And what's that Rebel Without a Cause? Just looking to cause trouble for no reason. Was it an Eshay? What's that? What is an Eshay? I don't know. He was wearing Adidas pants.

Yeah, I think that's what an Eshay is. But do they, Eshay, Escooter, Eshay. Eshooter. I feel like those punk kids, fuck, I've never sounded older, he didn't need the scooter. He's just like looking to cause trouble. And, you know, they probably just fucked around on it for like 10 minutes and switched it somewhere or sold it on Gumtree.

I'm going to fucking get on Gumtree. Yeah, I would. Did you save the serial number? Because there's a barcode underneath where you can save your serial number so you can call the police and create a police report. I've done it with every single Apple thing that I would. Did you save the serial number? Because there's a barcode underneath where you can save your serial number so you can call the police and create a police report. I've done it with every single Apple thing that I own. I know the IME code. Will it have it on the app?

No. No. Okay. Because you know how you need the app to, like, use a lot of the e-scooter? Like, you log in and you can change the speed and the – Yeah. So they don't have the app.

They don't have the charger. Yeah. Like, it's actually – it'll run out of gas and it'll be just fucking useless. Yeah. And you're not just going to roll in to the place and be like, oh, I just need a new charger for this. Yeah. So I actually so there's like a sticker on top of our e-scooter

with like a QR code. Yeah. So that you can download that. Yeah. I actually took that sticker off because I was like people are just going to download the QR code, download the app and be like, cool, I can use this now. Oh, see my theory was going to download the QR code, download the app and be like, cool, I can use this now. See, my theory was if they see the QR code, they'll go, oh,

I can't log in because they don't know that because like if you log in and it'll be like, oh, this isn't your scooter because you might need the app. Oh, well, why wouldn't they just download the app? Well, then it might ask for a login or something. I don't know. It just seemed like too many steps. Sure. Whereas if it's just a bike, you just start pedaling a login or something. I don't know. It just seemed like too many steps. Sure.

Whereas if it's just a bike, you just start pedaling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do see what you're saying. But also, I mean, if it was locked, then they couldn't have done anything. They couldn't have done it, but it wasn't. It wasn't locked. It was just sitting there. Wouldn't it be funny, Twisted, this story if I sold this? If you had to bring it in.

I'm going to teach this boy a lesson. And then Torbs just rides it into the studio now. Goes, oh, to look a little something like this. So I am going to get the vision. Oh, have you contacted Vic Gardens? I will. Yeah. But it was in front of a security camera.

I know the time. I know the look of this punk. And then afterwards I went, because I thought they might ride it for five minutes and just like throw it in the garden. So I looked at the gardens. I looked in the rivers and punk. And then afterwards I went, because I thought they might ride it for five minutes and just like throw it in the garden. So I looked at the gardens, I looked in the rivers and stuff. Yeah. Okay. So I'll have something to say.

You do have the scooter. No, no, no, I don't. But like. I hate how much you're loving this by the way. We've talked about like youths in the shopping center before. Yeah. And most people know that I'm obviously quite anxious. Do you feel really like embarrassed to think that like think that you walk out,

you've got your backpack on, you're holding Bridget's sushi, you've got your USB and your receipt from JB Hi-Fi, and you walk out and then you see the scooter's gone and you go, motherfucker, the scooter's gone. But are you just imagining all the kids watching you like, oh, that fucking old dick. One idiot. No, they are.

That old fuckhead, they're like watching you from afar. Absolutely. And do you feel embarrassed about that? Because you've walked out and you're like, it's like being stood up for a date but everyone knows that they're not coming. Well, it's like everyone else in the restaurant going, see that lady sitting on the table by herself? Yes.

How embarrassing. Exactly. A, absolutely I felt that. But we've also discussed on this podcast, the only thing worse than walking past a bunch of youth at the shopping center is walking past a bunch of youth at the shopping center who then laugh as you walk past yeah and you wonder have i pooed have i pooed are my pants on what have i done so next time the youths laugh i'm like do they know where the school they know and they're just

laughing at me oh look at that that's the guy we stole the scooter from. Oh, my God. I would have passed away. Did you eat the sushi as a treat? Well, I didn't end up getting sushi. I got a hot meal for Bridget. But then I was like, well, now I can't get home in time. It'll get cold. So I may as well eat it now. Yeah, fair enough.

That's just being sweet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, she can't have cold food. No. God forbid. And what do I do in a crisis? I panic eat. What do I do when I'm stressed? I eat. That's what I do. I'm an eater. That have cold food. No. God forbid. And what do I do in a crisis?

I panic eat. What do I do when I'm stressed? I eat. That's what I do. I'm an eater. That's fair enough. Yeah. Why don't you just call me?

Because I could have just come and picked you up and dropped you off or something. Because I didn't want to rob you of the, ironically. Don't say rob. Of the glory. Oh, yeah. No, I appreciate that. Of you being able to say on the podcast. That I was right and I fucking told you so. That is good, yeah. No, I appreciate that. Of you being able to say on the podcast. That I was right and I fucking told you so. That is good, actually.

I'm a changed woman. Hey, it's Billie from Tim Boone on the Great Ocean Road and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. You can join at the link in our show notes. You can check it out. There's lots of good shit over there. And a few... Just touch it.

That's the... Free scooters. Free scooters. How to escape youths is the blog this week. Thank you to Lizzie Yates, Nisa Gunningham, Leah, Stacey. Thank you so much. Louise Drysdale, Glenn Berger. Sorry, just on Stacey.

Do you remember that song? Stacey's mum has got it going on. Glenn Berger, thank you. Rachel Green. Oh, my God. Like from Glenn Berger, thank you. Rachel Green. Oh, my God, like from Friends. Oh, my God. Is Jennifer Aniston part of our Patreon? Sam Volhoffer, Bailey Homer, Heather F and Beatrice Spinett.

Thank you so much for being part of our Patreon. Not only are they Patreons, but they're also suspects. I'm looking for a thief. Oh, I's in this show. Huh? I always just get freaked out that Ice-T is in Law & Order. The face comes up at the end. Yeah, and you're like, oh. Yeah.

No wonder he hasn't brought an album out in 25 years. Sometimes Torbs and I go, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, love you, and we do the whole song. So the whole song is love you and then it's like dun dun special victims you I loved you a little too much

it is very cute yeah very very cute so they're all the people a few of our champion tappers they there's heaps of shit over there and they can vote on the movies

that we watch and we talk about and I rap about every Monday yeah now don't tell me we're not creative and run out of ideas but this week's category of movies was movies available and I rap about every Monday. Now don't tell me we're not creative and run out of ideas,

but this week's category of movies was movies available in Tony and Ryan's hotel on the room service directory thing, which are free. We didn't want to pay for the good ones. Oh, no, we haven't paid for them. Not at all. No. So there was Elvis. That's a pretty recent movie, by the way.

Yeah, it is. The Batman with Tony's ex, Robert Pattinson, Encanto, and Queen Pins. Yeah. So Ryan's picks were obviously Elvis and The Batman with Tony's ex, Robert Pattinson, Encanto, and Queen Pins. Yeah. So Ryan's picks were obviously Elvis and The Batman. And I know that you only picked The Batman because you already watched it. Yeah. I was like, how good would this be if I watched it in the hotel?

And then I was like, how good if everyone chose that? And then I've already watched it. Oh, I'm three days ahead. Yeah. Like, how satisfied do you feel? Nah. So Ryan and I spent a couple of days in Sydney. These are the movies that are available.

We thought, oh, what a great excuse. Queen Pins was just some shit movie in the comedy section. And correct me if I'm wrong, I did send this to you, but the tagline of the movie was like, when couponing goes criminal. If I had read the tagline, I would have pumped it up a bit more because that tagline got me. I texted it to you. Yeah, but I just read the headline.

Yeah, the headline. I just read the headline. So Queenpin's got 2%. 64% was the winner in Canto. Well done. Yeah, runaway winner. Runaway winner. Mark Halimimic.

That's his name. Okay. So you can do it. Is this, because I wrote this movie's available in Tony and Ryan's hotel. Is available how it's written, how Ryan spells it? Because he's got it wrong. However, because the winning movie was Encanto, he might not know this, but he actually spelt it the Spanish way.

And a few people have said, oh, was that like a subtle, because sometimes I give clues of like what to. No, you don't. Well, because you know how I'll say, oh, don't choose this one. We don't do that. Oh, sorry. No, we don't. We don't sway the vote.

However, a few people have picked up on the misspelling and gone, yeah, the movie's based in Colombia and they speak Spanish. So to Mark, who said that, Emily and Francis, who messaged that, and Kaya, yes, that was a clue. A subtle little clue. Ryan can't even keep his eye on a fucking 20-kilo scooter that doesn't move unless you're on it. I don't think that he used the Spanish spelling for available.

Let's not give him too much fucking credit, I feel. You don't even know when you've been incepted. That's how sneaky I am. You got got. You won't know or appreciate this. The main character is voiced by the same actress who is Rosa in Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Oh, really?

And Rosa in Brooklyn Nine-Nine is like such a specific character, like very dark, straight, like no personality. Dry. Very dry. Yeah. And then the actress in real life is like, even when you're looking at them, you cannot comprehend they are the same person. Yeah, person yeah so the fact that this dry police detective badass is who's the main character

mirabella is that how i pronounce yeah mirabelle yeah mirabelle and i'm like oh my fucking god this is crazy i can't wait to tell oh yeah tony doesn't like good tv shows so she won't care but it's rosa from brooklyn 99 That's good. People will appreciate that fact. Yeah. I'm not allowed to tell facts on this podcast, but you told a fact last week and today, so that's good. Well, it is a fact, but it's not a fact. Well, it was because you said fun fact.

Okay. Yep. Right. Anyway. What did you think of the movie? I really liked it. So this movie got, like, heaps of hype when it came out. I think because it was one of the first, like,

Disney movies that wasn't just, like like the big blue eye, blonde hair, like princess thing. I see those videos where it's the kid like pointing at the TV screen and being like, Mirabelle looks like me. She's got curly hair. Yeah. And I also read a lot of stuff about people saying that Elisa, I think the sister who's really, really strong,

lots of people were like, oh, like she looks different and she kind of looks like me. And they drew her with like hair on the back of her neck and like dark hair on her arms and stuff. And that's like really special for people to see. Also. The representation. If someone was drawn like that previously, they would have been like the big, scary, tough, bad guy.

Yes. And she is actually like a bit of a sweetheart. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't really think bad guy. Yes. And she is actually like a bit of a sweetheart. Lovely and yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't really think about that. Yeah.

So it was really nice to see like, yeah, that that person wasn't a villain, I guess. I just thought it was the sweetest movie. I'll tell you who was the villain. The grandma is a bit of an Encanto, if you ask me. A boy love? Yeah. She was mean. She was Abuela. Yeah. She was mean.

She was judgy. Yeah. And so just to confirm and spoiler alert, Mirabelle's superpower was being herself. Is that what happened? Well, that's what I kind of took out of it. Is that what I'm getting? Yeah. Because she was a sweetheart.

Yeah. And, like, also just, like. Being Tony Lodge is your superpower. I've been ripped off. Take me back to the, I want a new door. But like, yeah, just so caring and the way that like she just tried to look after everybody. And when she gave Antonio that little tiger that she made.

Oh, my God. Like right at the beginning when she. Is Antonio the little brother? Yeah, the little boy. When he looks over and goes, I need you. Yeah. Oh, my God. And everyone's like, he's not supposed to talk to it.

Like this is just supposed to be him walking down. And then like Mirabelle walks out and she's like holding her hand. She's like, we've got this. Like. What a sweetheart. When he said, I need you. Oh. I almost passed away.

It was just like such a sweet fucking movie. Such a sweet movie. Shame it was a musical. Oh, see, I knew that this would happen. So lots of people message us a lot on Patreon and say, what about this for the next movie category for the movie Monday? Oh, we've never called it that. Call it that from now on.

Movie Monday. They're like, here's a category. And it's always like musicals or Disney movies or whatever. And I was like, I'm not like one of those like Disney adults. Don't get me fucking wrong. I'm not like Disney. That's my personality. I hate that. But. Just a simple no would be fine.

So how do you feel about it? Yeah, yeah. But then when I saw this on the thing, I was like, this might be a really good excuse to sneak this in. Sneak one in. And then when I said to you, did you watch it yet? You were like, no, no, no, I'll watch it when I get home tonight. And I was like, it is a musical.

And you were like, oh, no, no, I'll watch it when I get home tonight. And I was like, it is a musical. And you were like, oh, is it? Yeah. Like you weren't happy that I'd hoodwinked you into a musical. Yeah, I did feel hoodwinked. I like that you didn't mention that until it had won the vote and I'd done the spelling of available. Yeah, thank you so much. Because the Batman, surprisingly, no musical numbers.

Yeah. Which is a shame. It is a shame. Because you imagine it's like, oh, Batman, why do you feel so tortured? He's like, when I was a young boy. Hang on. What? Isn't Elvis a musical?

Oh, I mean, it probably would be. You can put a musical in too. Is it a musical or is it just a movie that has music in it? But like. Because musicals use songs to tell stories. Yeah, but like when you watch like, because have you seen like Rocketman? Yeah. Or like I think Bohemian Rhapsody is the same.

Both of those I would categorise as just good movies because I like them. But the music tells the story and you have to watch them all dancing and stuff. Yeah. Especially Rocketman. Rocketman is a great fucking movie. Yeah, there you go. I love both those movies. So Elvis. Yeah. So there was kind of two musicals in there this week.

By accident. By accident. I think first and second as well. That's interesting. People want musicals. Next week, should we do musicals? What about musicals that will convince Ryan that musicals are good? Like this is your chance.

This week is your chance to convince, like pick your best musicals are good. Like this is your chance. This week is your chance to convince, like pick your best musicals, put your best foot forward, and I will happily, if you can nail it and I enjoy it, I'll be like, hey, maybe I'm a change man. What is the musical that makes you like musicals? There's your chance. I mean, immediately I go to Phantom of the Opera, the one with Emmy Rosamond and Gerard Butler and the one that they turned into a film.

I did like the Blues Brothers when I was a kid. Yeah, I've never seen that. That doesn't surprise me. Yeah. Yeah, send in your music. But my pick, my option is Phantom of the Opera. That's my very favourite show. I've seen it everywhere.

The theatre show? Yeah. Yeah, I thought you were just like, I've got a DVD and I just take it with me everywhere. I've seen it everywhere. Yeah, no, like, I've got a DVD and I just take it with me everywhere. I've seen it everywhere. Yeah, no, like whenever I'm in a city and it's on, I always go. It's actually on in Sydney at the moment and I couldn't get tickets while we were up there. And you looked?

Yeah. Where was it on? It's like on at the Opera House. Oh my, that would be special. Yeah. Anyway. The first musical number in Encanto. The Family Madrigal one.

Okay. So how do you say the M word? Madrigal. The way they say it. Madrigal. Yeah. Because I didn't know what the word was and I was like, I wouldn't say not not watching, but I was, you know,

I was like passively watching. Oh, sorry. I pay attention to what we watch. So it was, it kind of sounded like money. And so when she's singing, I'm from family, I heard from, I was making. Family money. I'm from family money.

And I was like, oh, fucking preach it, sister. Good. Yeah. Oh, are you? What? Preach it like as in like you can relate. No, I just mean like own it. Oh, right.

But she's like, she's some rich bitch like, I'm from family money. I've got family money rolling around at columbia and rolls royce fergie i know but that's what i heard like i'm like oh usually that's like a hey just be cool yeah she's she's loving it i'm from family money right and then i googled it and i was like ah that's not it and it kind of makes sense because then i watch it they're like living in a tree and stuff. I mean, beautiful tree nonetheless or like the trees, but it just didn't look like the surrounds of someone singing I'm from family money.

Sure. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, that's. And that's my take of the movie. It's actually quite a big shift from the fact that you spelt available the Spanish way on purpose. Yep.

And then all of a sudden you thought that she was saying I'm from family money. I'm from family money. Interesting. What's this Fergie song? G-L-A-M-O-U-S. Glamorous. That is not how the song goes and it's not how you spell glamorous.

G and a bunch of other letters. Fergie. I was actually thinking of the song, You got that milf money. The one that Kim Kardashian's in. That was the second number. Yeah, it was. I'm from Family Money.

I've got that milf money. It's actually the encore after the credits. You remember when movies used to do, like on Shrek, how if you watch all the credits, then was, yeah. I'm from Family Money. It's actually the- I've got that MILF money. The encore after the credits. You remember when movies used to do, like on Shrek, how if you watch all the credits then it's them. Yeah, doing bloopers and singing. Yeah. I got that MILF money. Would you like to-

Instead of my rap about Encanto, would you like me to rap the entire of the song MILF money? Hurt you in the mood for a little milkshake. Welcome to the Dairy Duchess Milf Factory. I love that song. Apparently so. Wow. Maybe we should just do the video.

Whip it in the front door, whip it in the back door, whip it, lick it. Hey, didn't want to make you nervous. You motherfucker, you got the, you got the, you got the middle money. Please don't do anything with that footage. No, I was about to say, I feel greedy that I'm the only one who, that I'm the only one who got the visual of that number and the shake you did on the beat and like, oh, shit. It's a really good song.

I wish I had brought my sunglasses because I'm almost being blinded. Yeah. Don't make today, today's episode is not a musical. I know I sort of started this, but you fucking ended it. We will do Encanto by MC Tony Lodge. Here we go. T-Lodge, Encanto. Whoa.

Woo. Columbia. Another kid's movie that's fucking cool. The only way I could get Ryan to watch a musical. We don't talk about Bruno, you know. The family madrigal, Antonia Chester and Amal's. Mirabelle doesn't have a special gift. Boy, wouldn't that make you feel like shit.

Things all start to fall apart, especially when the candle goes out. Yeah. You. Yeah. What are you doing this time? I don't know. I might hit art. Or when you're coming out to your family. Guys, I'm ready to come out. Oh, Mum, did you want me to do something because I'm actually just head and arse?

I don't want to have children. You better pull out. What kind of fish do you like? Because I like trout. You know when you're famous and you've got a lot of clart? Oh, look at that cute little pig and his cute little snout. Hey. Hey, where are you? Oh, I'm actually out in a bar.

I'm building a new bathroom. I'm trying to decide what colour grass between the tiles. I'm going. Oh, no need to shout. I'm going hiking. Where are you going? Mart Kosciuszko Mount

Is that not close enough? Fine Sorry That shot Sorry the shot I've been drinking too much beer I think in my foot I've got some gart I'm a little teapot short and start here is my handle here is my spot

when i get to see to hear me shout tip me over pull me out I just laughed so hard I almost threw up. Things you love to see. Things you love to see. Oh, my goodness. Did you almost throw up? Yeah, that was really, that was a lot. Oh. Now you go.

After you. After you. This lady sends a tweet. Yep. Her name is Tiger Tay. And she goes, isn't it weird how we pay money to see other people? And Jim replies and goes, do you mean like sex work or like concerts? Yeah, like Billie Eilish.

Movies or something? Yeah. And she goes, nah, glasses. What? I mean. I just didn't see that coming. You should have put your glasses on. You hadn't paid your money to see other people coming.

Fuck, that's. And I just, I don't know why that did me in for about 10 minutes. You know when people say stuff and even though it's like not really right, you're like, well, you're not wrong. She's not wrong. And I think the thing is that Tiger Tay was just like stating a fact. She wasn't like trying to be clever. No.

And then so the person replying is like, do you mean this or this? And then the whole, there's all these comments being like, oh, yeah. Yeah. That is weird. Play on. Yeah. I also have a tweet to share from at Darth Lux. And she said, crying in an Uber, which is horrible, right?

And she's attached a photo. Oh, is she okay? And I'm going to show this to you before I explain it. So this is on the back of an Uber. Do you want me to read it? Oh, yeah, you may. So on the back of the Uber, there's a you may So on the back of the Uber there's a drawing Like on the back of the driver's seat?

Yeah, sorry, I'm just, because there's like a photo within the photo So there's a photo of the driver And then there's a drawing around it that says My daddy is my hero He is learning your language Thanks for your patience That is beautiful So obviously this guy's like son or daughter

Said like, oh dad, I'll make you something for the car because you're doing so well. Because imagine how frustrating it would be trying to serve people and talk to people and get directions when you're not super confident in a language yet. I just thought that was so fucking sweet. If you got into an Uber and that was on there, like I'm almost, there's part of me.

Yeah, what would you do? No, there's part of me that's like, is this a scam? Because I'm tipping this guy. That guy's not getting tipped. Like, I'm tipping this guy. Like, no fucking questions asked. Absolutely. Yeah, no, he knows what he's doing.

He was born and bred in New York, baby. Yeah. It's a scam. Forget about it. He doesn't even have kids. That's his own shit handwriting. That's what I mean. He did it with his left hand.

Good try though, bro. Yeah, pretty close. But thanks so much for listening. Tomorrow we are doing things you could say at the pub and also in the bedroom. Yeah. Just a quick one in advance. Oh, apologies. Yep.

The term double fisting, does everyone know what that means? Yeah, like two in the arsehole. No, the other one. Double parked. Which means? Two drinks at once. So I think it's an Australian thing. Yeah, probably.

So if you say, oh, I'm double fisting tonight, it means like, oh, two drinks on the go. I've got a beer in each hand. Yeah. All right, so keep that in mind for tomorrow, spoiler alert. I wonder what you wrote a joke about. Well, as someone who once said something about double fisting in a bar overseas and no one else knew the other meaning.

Oh, they put two fists in your arsehole. Yeah. Yeah. I haven't walked straight since. Yeah. Anyway, that's tomorrow on the show. All right, we'll chat to you tomorrow. Love you, bye.