Toni and Ryan - TONI WENT ON DEAL OR NO DEAL

Episode Date: May 5, 2026

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Hi, this is Ingrid from Gothenburg, Sweden. I'm Emma from Sydney, Australia. I'm Rachel. And I approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author, bestselling Dr. Author, Tony Lodge, who has just won for the Cancer Council of Australia. $5,000 on deal or no deal.

Yay. We're different women now. We are. Yeah. What I love to see in the Tony and Ryan Facebook group is, and if I feel, find out that you young kids have been saying this for five years. I'm going to fucking shit. But I love this.

And you will anyway. I probably will. I used to say. But you know how there's like, oh, like no spoilers? I loved everyone from overseas who couldn't watch it live being like, spoil it.

Oh yeah. Someone please spoil it. Yeah. Tell me. So let me spoil it. $5,000 going to the Cancer Council of Australia. Well done. Very funny.

Everyone loved it. I love seeing everyone's Instagram stories being like, I'm sitting down watching. I'm so fucking pumped. So I didn't really. this as well but so while we because we watched it together and then two hours later

my phone started going off again and it was all my friends in Perth watching it and Charles goes you know how your biggest thing about growing up in Perth was the spoilers that did you spoil it for them? Of course and I was like well on my Instagram story because people were sharing like

shots of the TV it showed like what was already taken out and I was like oh no you Perth to the Perth people. I heard them So apologies if you got perthed by me. I didn't mean to. I want to know how people in Los Angeles or that side of America deal with like Bachelor Finalis and shit that goes live in New York.

Like is it the same thing? Yeah, they just get fucked. But I feel like, but that's the whole thing. They like over in the US, they have like seven central, four Pacific or whatever. And they like play it at the same time. Nah, it's only two little double up to the middle. Like the coasts are fucking way off. But I thought in Australia it's like because everything.

Everyone's like, oh, fuck, Perth. Yeah. But I'm like, obviously then I'm just going to... Not offence, Perth, but they are like that. But then you think of like the state of California where all this shit gets made. That's not like a, oh, fuck California. Yeah, it's like, well, like, we made it. We made it.

Yeah. And now we don't, now it gets spoiled. Yeah. Now we know the winner of Big Brother. Who was it? I still live in Perth. Yeah. I've got some questions here.

Some true or false have come through. Oh. True or false. Did a producer have to come out and tell you to slow down after the first no deal? Because they're like, oh, you have to like think about it out loud for like showbiz. Yeah, true. True. That did happen.

Tony, what would you like, deal? No deal. No, no, no. No, no. You're explaining it all wrong. So when they, because the first one, they were like two grand. I was like, fuck no. I've got 100.

Yeah. It was for comedy that I was like, well, obviously not. Like, don't even need to think about it. we're playing through. Yeah. And then when they came out, they're like, oh, so, you know, and be, but I do respect what they said because obviously, I actually didn't know how to play. So I think, but so I think that when they came out, they're like, so what we normally

like to, I'm like, no, no, no, like I've got a like I. Did you have to explain comedy to them? Well, I was just like, oh, I, yeah, I know. I just, you know, and that would just like, oh, well, because and I was like, I, I get it. But I know. This I do know. Comedy I do know. Okay, so true for that one.

But true, yes. True or false? Did you take your top off like a soccer player and run it around and have them edited out? False. Yes, I did that, but I didn't have them edited out. True. You know, they edited out. They have made their own choices there.

Yeah. You just would not believe how much goes into filming these things. I was working my hardest I've ever worked. I'm the hardest working lady at Channel 10. Do you want to bring some of that into the first? in Tony Ryan studio on that. I've never cared more. And then all of my good stuff got,

it was gone. So we filmed for like an hour and 20 minutes and the episode goes for 22 minutes. So something has to end up on the floor. And they chose the good stuff. And yeah, basically me choosing cases was all that was left. It is a significant part of the game.

Yeah, which I don't appreciate it. I think we could have halved the amount of cases that doubled the comedy. How's that for an equation? What do you think that after 22 minutes, there's still 10 cases left? And he just goes, oh, have a good day, bro. Or I just think I'm worth a two-parter. I think with confidence, I can say that they could have, they could have given us 40.

They could have done a longie for us. This was a 630 thing. Do they do that? You know how they sometimes do a one-off 730 special? Yeah. Or just push it through till quarter past seven. Just before we started filming, we were talking about how sports teams have numbers. And I was like, Tony would be number one on her jersey.

And what you just said is, is why you would be number one. But I just think, like, the actual, well, the actual content was, like, it was so much fun. And so, do you reckon after the halfway and they go, cool, and we'll see it at 6.30 tomorrow and see how she goes. Or just pushing you out. Hooking you through. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, I wouldn't have hated that. I know you wouldn't. But like I think that all the fun Because me opening that That's just anybody Like when they go out And Tony's not anybody No no don't be a dick

I'm not saying it like that I'm saying like the fun of us being on there Is that there was all like we did have so much fun And we were chatting and we had all this good stuff And then they were like oh but like the gameplay I'm like oh well then Like what's the point So true

Do you know what I like if like are we in the converse? content game or are we in the game shot? Because if they're in, that's fine. Well, they would argue they are in the game show. That's what I'm saying. That's fine. But it's all the fun of us being there. Like, no one got to see.

No one got to say. Well, I just think that's a shame because there was so much good shit in there. I've got some good news for you, Tony Lodge, and you are part of the type community. Charles was vlogging the day. And we have some sneaky footage that Charles captured of you taking your top off. and that's wonderful news do we kind of just like as we like shake hands and dust ourselves off from the deal or no deal people is that when we start like putting the real shit out oh you know what do we need to give it 24 out another 24 you know what I think we should give it a little bit

like be like be cordial what's that word where you're just like you know we're polite we play the game a little bit yeah and then maybe there's some background footage yeah some lost file footage. Maybe for overseas viewers they can watch. I don't think we can do a whole thing. Oh, maybe in Patreon. You know, who's to say?

Like, just options. I mean, even doing this little recap, we wanted to give people a bit of time to watch it, like, you know, over Tuesday, we were like, all right, we'll give a bit of time before we spoil it. The top off was a shame, though,

because it's not like your full bra off in the first take. Yeah, the one that no one gets to see I was. True or false? Did we both have way too much makeup on? True. I look like a Ken doll. Oh, I just look great.

I don't look like myself at all. I thought you looked hot as fuck though. Oh, great. No. I'm like, I don't look like myself. You're like, yeah, you looked really good. No, I actually think you did like you represented Tony really well. Oh, do you reckon?

I didn't think I look like me at all. Oh, is that just like everyone feels like that about. them so because I saw a man I'm like I know that you need like a bit of powder because of the lights and all that kind of bullshit but I just looked at me and I was like fuck dude I mean even when they I look airbrushed in real life they said to us like oh yeah we'll record at 3 p.m you got to get in a date or whatever and we're like oh that's how long took them to like do makeup up and then we'll get going yeah and then we'll and then we'll get cracking I thought it was like a fun experience though getting like made up like that yeah you know that's kind of fun kind of fun um be

different yep um should we implement that kind of thing here no let's get a little makeup artist before we do the pod and just go how much they're i and go about yeah do the full tilt i reckon a full centimeter yeah yeah deep yeah i want it deep a full centimeter deep all the way around think about people that work in like that do tv or that have to do that every day would their skin be fuck? Yeah. Or do they full wash it off and scrub after and you'd have to have a routine? I mean, you wash it off, but your skin gets irritated from like washing it off as well.

I kept itching my nose during the recording because of the stuff. Yeah. And then every time I looked up at the screen and saw myself, I was like scratching my nose. And I was like, I hope that every time they cut to me during the show, I'm not just like scratching my fucking face. Oh. I was just like, I didn't even notice. Well, they didn't have any of those cuts. They did have that big laugh.

he decided to adopt on the TV, didn't they? Ryan's got a new laugh, everyone. Turns out he does it a lot and we've never noticed. I reckon you said something pretty funny. And they've gone, go get his massive laugh from somewhere else and isolate it and put it there

and make him look like a fucking idiot. Okay, so that was floated while we were watching it. We did say, they've taken that laugh from somewhere else. And then it happened several more times, and then we were recording an Instagram story and you did the laugh again. So I think that maybe could you give it, could you do the laugh now? I've also not.

Could you do the laugh now? No, I'm not your dancing monkey. But what I have noticed is when we've done the live shows. Yeah. Because I've had a microphone like stuck to my mouth. Like often if you're holding the mic and you do a big laugh, you would like pull the mic away. Or sitting here I would like laugh. But when you've got it attached, it doesn't go away.

And I'm laughing like a fucking psycho in those. live shows and everyone can hear it. Yeah. So maybe this was just the shattering of the glass moment that I laugh like a fucking drunk hyena. No, but I watch you laugh every day. It is quite literally my full-time job. And I love it. I'm very lucky.

Thank you. But these laughs weren't laughs I'd seen before. Okay. Well, that's sort of reassuring. I was like, if I've been doing that the whole time. Well, that's what I was like, oh my, do I have to go back through the mental roller decks and see if you've done this before? It was really upsetting. It was a big laugh.

And it was the shape that your face made. A bit like that. That's what it was. Was it a bit like that? I didn't really passed out. It was exactly like that. It was just like so funny that we were all just like the first time it happened on the show, we all went, oh. Because like the three of us, you mean Charles we watched together and we filmed.

us watching it. He really sent me back. It would have turned my life confidence down eight points. Eight points. Eight points. I don't know what the scale is, but eight points down. Well, that's good because they found that in the ratings. We've gone up. No, I don't know. When do the deal or no deal ratings come out? I'm waiting for them. They should be out like during this when we're recording. Oh. Oh my God. I like, I like how with, um, the TV's like within 48 hours and radios like eight months later. Yeah. And then you go, oh, probably shouldn't have done that tactic then. Yeah, last Christmas. Yeah. She probably shouldn't have done that thing eight months ago. Oh, a bit too like now. Would you like to see your laugh? I mean, we just saw it.

Oh, Charles. Confidence down another 16 points. It's quite, yeah. Because somebody, I saw somebody comment being like, oh, it was quite over the top acting. I'm like, but you are because there's so like you're playing up and you're having fun and whatever and also I was like you're in a weird situation like it's a weird environment and wasn't it weird Ryan how we're sorry I know that you're talking to me right now and I respect that but I'm still just a little bit shook with from seeing that laugh yeah do you know and I just needed to be very gentle oh no I was about to say wasn't it weird that we couldn't hear each other very strange so because Ryan and I were like when they were filming it, we're like on opposite side.

I'm kind of in the centre, but you're quite far. And when people were like laughing and clapping and cheering and stuff, I couldn't hear you. Because our voices aren't through the speakers. You're just in this big room that people are cheering and you're like, what? And you're just kind of talking. So there was a few points where I like waited for the cheering to die down to like talk to, even to Grant.

He was right next to me and I still couldn't hear him. So, yeah, I got some notes on their production layer. A career update from producer Sophie RIP. She now works at Apple, by the way. She does. Congratulations. You know how I said the other day that I was just a stepping stone for you to get into Auntie Donna?

Oh yeah. Well, we're just a stepping stone for people to go on to the big great companies. Yeah, and that's fine. I'm happy to hold people's hand into that. So we also saw her and had a few drinkies the other day. But the reason I mentioned Sophie is because she texted one of the great ideas through last night that I wish she had have told me before we filmed. I know it's such a shame that we didn't have it.

she said, I'm waiting for Ryan to open his case, but instead of showing the number, just goes, whoop, with the middle finger. And if I had have known that before we filmed. Yeah. That would have been amazing. And I don't know if this was our fair only chat, but is it true that you said, if I had have done that, you would have donated the money to me instead of the cancer castle of Australia.

I would have been like, donated to comedy. Hi, this is Ingrid from Gotham Bruce, Sweden. I'm Rachel from regional Western Australia I'm Emma from Sydney Australia and you're listening to Tonya Ryan A massive shout out to a few of our champion tarpas over at our Patreon A few of our fellow dealer and I deal others Laura Bell

What are their tarpins? Huge fan of dealer no dondies Oh not just dealers Oh Shout out to the dealers The wheelers and dealers The wheelers and dealers The dondies

The dons The Daneas The Denya Diehard's, that's what we're calling. I'm a denia diehard. Me too. What a nice guy. Laura Bell, good on your Laura. Helen Adams.

That sounds like a fake name to me. Helen Adams. Helen Adams. I've been to Helen Adams. You're checking into a motel on the side of, like a motel 6 in America. Yeah. Just put down a Helen Adams. You know, it just sounds like a bit like a Jane Doe.

Yeah, it does. Don't you reckon? It's just like a bit simple. What would be your Jane Doe? This is such a great question and I want to give a really good answer, but my mind is completely blank. Okay, I just thought of one and it was not good. I feel like mine, when I was a kid,

because I've always hated my name, right? I've always hated being called Tony. Because it's a boys name? Like it's at a schoolyard bullshit where boys would be mean. I did get that, but also as a kid, and this sounds so trivial now, but like it was such a big thing then. I could never get anything with my name on it. So all of the Sarah's and the Mells and they all had like a personalised.

Don't Males get fucking everything. Oh my God. They all got, you know, a personalized headband or like a bag tag that had, you know. And I could, I never ever got anything that had my name on it. And that was like, you just, I just always felt so left out. And I was like, oh. And all I ever wanted was to just fit in. Yep.

I just wanted to be so invisible. I just wanted to fit in, look like the other girls, I have a normal name. And I'm like, oh, I just stand out to him. And I just always hated it. So I always want to. How do you feel about standing out now? I've literally just told you they should have given me a double episode of Dill or No D. So I was on TV and I wanted more.

And they should have left all my jokes in. I think that I always wanted to be called Rebecca. Really? That was like the name that I wish I had. Rebecca Lodge. You sort of look like a Rebecca. Well, if I didn't deserve a double episode before, I sure do now. Is that a compliment?

I would have taken it as one back in the day. Good. I don't think now because I just don't look like. I think you look like a Rebecca. That's really sweet. But yes, I wanted to just, I just wanted like a very plain vanilla name. Have you ever met someone where they've gone, hi, this is so-and-so, and you've looked at them and her, their name and just going, well, no.

No. Yeah. I don't think so. 1,000%. Amy Wingate, who I went to primary school with, that should not have been her name. What should her name have been? Do know. Just on vibes if you were to name her now, though.

Her mom. That's a strange choice. So she was called something else. And the, because you have to take your, you know, you'd know about this more than me. You have to take your kid to like the place and say like, this is their official name or like you get the birth certificate or whatever. Or you have to register them. I get, yeah. Yeah.

So back in the day, you asked to take the baby in. To prove it. I don't know. I had a baby. Where is it? Show me. I don't believe you. Yeah, you used to have to take the baby in.

And they were calling this kid something else. And then the mom took her in and goes, Amy. Change it to Amy. And like Snake the dad. Yeah, and took the baby home and they were like, oh, how's little Janine? Or fucking whatever. And she goes, she's called Amy now. She's called Amy now

Isn't that so crazy? I don't mean this in a mean way I mean this in a good way is that sometimes you get on a role and you're just like, I've got a vibe, I've got an energy and I'm making a call

and I love that about you. If you ever have a kid, don't go alone to the naming place. Take someone with you because you'll come home and you go I saw this sign on the way. Have you heard of McDonald's? I've decided to call her Ronald.

What do you guys think? Because I love it. But I'm also like a bit like post-partum and I'm just like, don't you think it's such a great guy? Well, that's the thing. It's like not the time to make. Yeah. Because you've got so many emotions. There's so much new.

You haven't slept for two weeks. Did they say after your colonoscopy don't make any big decisions for 48 hours? Yeah. Same after my foot surgery. Same after birth. And you know what? You're actually given the biggest decision ever. You're about to name this person for the rest of their life.

Name a human. You know a good time to do that? So someone shouldn't have let my fucking mom name me because what the fuck is Tony. Because she's just given birth. She's just had surgery. She's just been in hospital. Don't let this woman name a person.

That seems unrealistic. Yeah. Anyway, so then I always wanted to be called Rebecca. So I feel like it would be like Rebecca Johnson would be like my fake name or something like that. You can't be a Johnson. Oh, no, I can. Because that's all my family name.

I'm self-appointing. I'm Bonnie's sister. But then that would be weird. Fast. fuck. Yeah. The Johnson Clown would welcome you though. They would.

And they have. And they have. Yeah. They have. And I would take them, take the offer and accept it. That's how people talk. What would your fake name be?

Okay. So I was going to say Jack Plummer and I thought Plummer was too specific because I was like, what's like a random job? And then my brain went, oh, plumber's a bit specific, maybe like a sparky. And then my brain went Jack Power. And I was like, that's the opposite of me. John Doe. That's like...

That's a maybe too good. Yeah. But Jack Plummer, I liked. You like that. But PLU M-M-E-R? Like, so it's a little... You've gone Plummer. Then you've gone, fuck, that's a job.

Not a name of it. You know? Like halfway to Jesse Plymins. It actually is. Yeah, but not full Plym. Full Plummer with a double. What about Jack Plum? That's a hot name.

That just makes me think of Pluto? Because isn't he called Professor Plum or whatever? Colonel Plum. No, it's Colonel Mustard. It's somewhat, you're right, it is a plum. Isn't that a plum? Charles, do you have a fake, low-key name? I reckon my first name would be Max.

Max, I think, is too powerful. Max power. Charles Patterson isn't... Thanks, I got it off a hairdryer. That's from the Simpsons. I can't find that. Charles Patterson is his John Doe name. Charles, what would be your interesting name?

What a horrible thing to say. That is an awful thing to say. All right, sorry. Helen Adams, fake name. but we appreciate it. Thanks for playing the game that we did no insist. I think this game's better

than deal or no deal. Yeah, a lot of jokes being left in. You haven't heard the final card of this yet. Welcome to the show. It's me and Tony. And back to Ryan. Oh, so you have heard of it. I get said.

They go, oh, don't listen to it where it streams. Listen to the download. They cut two versions every day. Deanna Sawyer. Good on you, Deanna. Britt L. Thanks, Brit. Crystal Abbott.

Ass head. Ass head. It's good. It's funny. That's funny. Oh, probably won't make us to the final. It's a bit. Tony said something funny.

That won't stay in. So when you, yeah, if you've just heard a rough edit, it's because I made a joke. So when you hook up with someone for the first time and they go, oh, what do you want to do, babe? What do you say? Ass head.

Head. in that order. Oh no. Then you get like a live go full round to stretch it. In an order that would surprise you. What's that joke? That fake Batman skit. Yes, that's right.

With fucking the from crashing in it. Yeah, so good. Sorry for saying, you have to cut that out. I got through yesterday. Well, there's been a few recently where you have said left. You've specifically said leaving in. I don't think I did because it's in the champion group chat.

morning people like there's a rogue in there. Um, okay. Was it you? Yeah, they go, who's the girl? What's never heard of it for? Who's that too old coming in? Okay, I can tell my fucking, I need to do my,

I got one job on this fucking show. It's the only part that stays in. Kelly Goodsell, good on you, Kelly. Lisa's Sue. Uh, Jade Brooke. Madeline and Jasmine Marie. Thank you very much for being part of the Patreon. We absolutely love to see it.

Now, do you reckon Charles is ready? with your... He actually is. I've seen it. So we... It's a Wednesday. So we have a little hot take. Thank you, Charlina.

So I got a little hot take. And to continue on the deal or no deal, shame spiral that we're wrong. I thought that maybe today, instead of a hot take, we could change things up a bit. And I could say that I've got a hot take back. Because something that I said on the podcast has been debunked.

and I think that I need to do a hot take back unscotch. Cool down. Should I get the fire hydrant? Yeah, the hosed for today. You've been hosed. I'd love to be hosed. You know what I'm saying? Someone should make, oh my God.

My cousin Georgia just got a new job. Georgia that got married at the beginning of the year. Yeah. Did she? And she's now ahead of marketing for all these like companies that, like industrial shit. She's fucking. Slay. That's amazing.

A big pay bump with. that. Like, fuck off. You're joking. So proud of her. She's killing it. But I think they're a part of it because she's doing something with the block and she's

like supplying the like hoses and stuff and like Nilex, not like. So you know, um, Stu who's player, he directed cruel intentions that I went to. Yeah. He works at a race plan. He's like the manager of a race plumbing. And he's on like every episode of the block. Because every time they go in there. Isn't that so funny?

He's the original Jack Plummer. You didn't think that could come back around and now it has. So she's doing something. To complete the full circle, I used to do the taxes for race plumbing. Do you want to hear, sorry, we need to get a fucking trademark lawyer on the phone because guess what I saw the other day? So you know, Reese Plumbing, that Reese Plumbing. The other day, I'm driving behind a U, right? And it's Reese Plumbing, but it's like, uh, H-Y-S plumbing?

Yeah, so it's like No. No. They've called it Rees Plumbing. But you imagine if on the phone they go, hey, it's Rees Plumbing like, you know, and you go,

oh, I've heard of you. Yeah. I see your billboards everywhere. You're on the block every second episode. You've got pretty good prices for quite a large business. God, is it just you? I met the CEO of Reese Plumbing. I met race.

His elbow deep in my shitter right now. And you know what? He's just, he's a man of the people. He's worth 600 million and he's still out here. And he's still out here on the tools. Digging holes. Isn't that the fucking craziest thing you ever heard? I'm going to call Reese Plumbing and let them know about this imposter.

This, yeah. He's, he's working in Reza because I saw his car the other day. And I went, you, what, imposter? Imposter. That's crazy. Yes. Anyway, back to Georgia. I just realized the joke I was going to say.

is so far. Now we got it. We got it. No, but like the builder now is so too big. No, no, no, no, we got it. So she works at Nilex. Oh, isn't that? There's like a build board?

Is it the Nilex clock? The clock. I live in Melbourne. Do you think they're missing a trick without doing something about like I've got hose in different area codes? Yes. One thousand. Is there a huge marketing office? Because I was like, that's a great marketing opportunity.

I know the person does that. Okay, I'd like to also submit our marketing idea. Hello, Sharks. I am requesting $300,000 for my marketing idea for Nightlex. Yeah. What they should do is use the song and go, there's some holes in this house. There's some holes in this house.

There's H-O-S-E. Yeah. Yeah. Great idea. I think together. Okay. George is getting paid so much now. Let's call her.

Hang on, hang on. No, no, no. Let's get on the same page. Yeah. George is getting paid so much now. we could go and do that job and split the salary in half and still get a pay right. Probably. So I reckon that we say to her like, we'd like to apply for the role.

Let's give her a buzz. FaceTime. An unprecedented first time. Charles will be proud to know I am recording. I thought you might. But she also has a job, so it might not be. That's why I'm like, oh, that cousin I rarely speak to is FaceTime moving during business hours. That cousin I invited to my wedding out of family obligation is calling me.

That cousin I've got that was actually adopted. Oh, yeah. We've been sent to voicemail. Was there a bloodulation? No, I'd let that go through the voicemail. She goes, oh, she's in a meeting right now, right? She sees that pop up. She goes, oh, he's probably asking for money.

And we were. All right. So I've got a hot take it back. Sorry, we're circling all the way back. I've got a hot take it back. Yep. I'm happy to hear some suggestions for other names of this segment, but I think that it does what it says on the tin.

Before you take something back. Yeah. You want to put something in my back. And I love the idea of the take back. Yeah. And I'm open to more take backs. Yeah. You like because I've got a list of things I'd like you to take back.

Is this a sign that, we're running low on hot takes. Oh no no no no no I just really wanted to do something deal or no deal related yep because something has been debunked. Okay. On this show when I said that I didn't know how deal or no deal worked, I made a huge claim that the show was rigged because inside the cases were screens that they could change at any time. I would like to offer a hot take back that I have confirmed on the set of deal or no deal Australia, it's not screens in there. And after I chose my case, they did not let the case leave my site so that they actually couldn't fuck with it.

Yeah. And actually for the next episode after out, they wheeled out this like big locked thing and they're like, these are the cases we don't fuck with them. They're like in a vault. If someone looks and peaks that everyone give their case back start again, like. And there is only one person on the set that knows where the briefcase, like what the briefcases are in. And it's not Grant. It's not like a producer you talk to.

And I just would like to say that I made a huge bold claim that because it was screens inside, they were editing them. But it's paper. You've been taken back. You've been taken back. And it's, yeah, it's not about we're not running low. You know, it's not a sign. It's not a. What is the thing that the kids are saying, Charles?

Recession indicator. It's not a recession indicator that we're taking a take back of a hot take. A kid's saying that. Yeah. I've never heard that. Oh my God. It's like a, it's like a comment trend. Like recession indicator, blah, doing it.

Or like, I don't know why, but the first person that just came from my mind was like Emma Chamberlain. Like if she goes, I'm not going out for coffee today. I'm doing it at home. People are like, oh my God, recession indicator. Emma Chamberlain's having a coffee at home. Very funny. Yes. So not a recession indicator, but this is not this.

Now, I know that this is your segment and I love that. Oh, everything is ours. So when you said you've debunked the myth, did Charles and I debunk it the second you said it three weeks ago? Oh, but I'm saying I'm saying I've now seen it with my own four eyes. And it's very important that I just say like, yeah, I've seen it now. Yeah. Because we didn't know that you guys didn't work for big deal or no deal.

We didn't know that you were big will. dealers and dealers. I'm a den, denia dondo. Denia die hard. Denia die hard. Yeah. But, yeah, who's to say who's to hide?

I'm really on. Do you know what I mean? I do. So I just think that it's important. It comes straight from the horse's ass. Yep. Because I was anti-deal or no deal. I might still be.

But I will take back any disparaging things I said about it being rigged. Thank you. Thank you. I got another question. Question. Hang on. Can I give this to Charles? Yeah.

Thank you, Charles. Now, sometimes in a defamation case Yeah A part of the like Not findings but like outcome is like This person's been sued for this much They will pay for the other person's legal costs They will retract the statement

You pay for the other person's stuff Often yeah Oh, that's crazy Well it's like you drive this person through Like yeah you lose you fucking pay their lawyers man You know like the person The victim has to be it not out of pocket pocket. That's crap. I didn't know that. And then often a part of that is yet and you'll pull down

that video or you'll take back that article or whatever. An issue. Yeah. A public apology. Now, I want to know, have you decided just for editorial reasons that you would bring this up today or have you been told? For legal reasons I can't discuss it. Yeah. And was there an NDA involved? I can't say. Yeah. Oh, I can't say, um, if anyone says they can't say if an NDA was involved, there obviously was. Yeah. Unless they're double bluffing you. Was there an N. Because we've been playing that game imposter in the office and now I think everything's a double

bluff. So hang, if I go, ask me if I signed an NDA. Have you signed an NDA? No. Are you sure you didn't sign something? Oh, you did. Oh, you did. Because if you say, because if you say no, then like if you didn't, you would say no.

But if you did, you wouldn't say no. But if you did, you wouldn't say. say no though because... But a part of the NDA is like you cannot... Yeah, that's why I'm saying. So you couldn't say no if you did. You would have to then say, I can't say. It's like allegedly.

Oh. You know, you have to then give a creative answer. So if you say allegedly, it means you definitely did it. 1,000%. You know how on the news they're like, oh, and then allegedly Charles was there. And it's like, well, he was there, but you can't say it. Yeah, he was so there. Because then Charles's many lawyers come and they go, oh, well, you can't say that he was

there that hadn't been proven. Have you ever watched a true crime documentary? I know. I feel like this, like this kind of thing is like, you know, it's that. It's a crazy paradox. Yeah. But let me just say, I did not know. I've got the notes up apology.

No, I just wanted to share that like I've seen that now with my own eyes. And it's all above board. Very above, actually, maybe too much. Two boards above too much. boards high There was security guards Like don't open that case Don't pick in that case

And they said like When we hand it to you Do not open it Because we have to reset everything And it takes 40 minutes Yeah it's fine So please don't do that And I was like oh

Like for comedy And they're like No just don't do it Yeah So just wanted to let everybody know That I've seen that now I've lived it I've got to you love to see it from Shane

Oh Shane And do you remember Some 48 hours ago You said I'm sick of these it's so bad and worse on a Monday. I want to hear what's even better on a Monday. Oh, yeah.

Tony and Ryan are deal or no deal. Good on any day. Fucking great on a Monday night. On a fucking Monday. Because you go Monday. Oh shit, oh, back at work, blah, blah. But then guess what? You get home and a couple of loaves from the Tarp community

are out here spitting deals. Yep. And there were TARPers in the thing as well. So you didn't just see two TARPers. you saw a few. I think the second girl that won the $250 was a tarpa. Yeah. I think she was the second one, but yeah.

Oh, and huge congratulations for your correct guess also. Thank you. And that $250 also went to the Cancer Council. It did. Like, all about money went. A lot of people asked if I got to keep the money and I said,

unfortunately, I had to give it to. One more than me. So. There was a stage where I was like, fuck. Yeah. If that last.

No, the whole thing was that if you needed to get it correct, because that might have counted. That might have been in. That might have been all we gave them. Ryan's 250 plus Tony's 50. But yeah, so my 250 plus Tony's 5,015 or something like that. So it ends up being 5,280 going to the cancer cancer.

Amazing quick maths there. Wasn't right, but I said it with confidence. Yeah, I loved it. I've got to you love to see it here from Kat. And this is a kind of good like, karma comes around story. If you'll indulge me in this tale. Kat says I wanted to share a full circle karma moment that happened to me the other day.

Sadly, I was bullied really badly in high school. I'm now 32, and this was in like year 8 and 9, but it stays, it fucking stays with you. I mean, I've just talked about wanting my name to be Rebecca so that I blended in more. I mean, guess who got bullied? And Kat says it was years ago now. On Sunday, though, two of my girlfriends and I

went out for a nice breakfast at a local cafe, having a wonderful old time and then we hear these laughs behind us and we recognize that it's those fucking assholes from school. A couple of tables behind us is those old bullies and we're sitting outside and kind of enjoying the sunshine and there's like birds around and everything's kind of happening but she goes instantly like you feel your asshole clench because you're like I don't want to see them. I don't want them to recognize me or whatever. Somebody had left and they left their plate and it hadn't been cleared yet.

And this bird like swoops down and like is pecking at the breakfast. One of someone waves it away. And as it flies off, it's got like a whole piece of bacon in its beak, which is bacon, if you don't mind. Which is crazy. Yeah. It's bigger than the fucking bird that's taken. Birds got to eat. And they all kind of go like, oh my God.

Like this whole piece of. Holy shit. Yeah. And the bird in the flurry of activity takes off. And as it's flying, the full piece of bacon falls out of the bird's mouth onto the fucking bullies table behind them. And they just hear all these screams, they turn around and they realize. That this flying bird thrown bacon. That the bird has done, allegedly, has done like the full circle karma moment.

And these girls are sitting there just like screaming that this bird. is flapping on them and the bacon's there and there's fucking shit flying everywhere. And Kat says life lesson learned, just have to wait 15 or years and have a bit of bacon and karma will do its thing. And don't you love to see that? I love to see that. So Kat sent that through on Patreon and I was like, of all the, you just, you just wait. Like, it's fucking coming.

I wonder if it was the same bird as the pigeon that got slapped into the cafe. It got slapped all the way. cross. Like he's just, yeah, a great life, you know. That bird is just doing the most.

Yeah. Actually, the most. That bird's got so many tails. If, okay, of all the skills you could have in life. Yes.

Like, you know how you're like, oh, which Alex Mac like secret trick would you have, blah, blah, blah. Alex Mac on Channel 2. Where would being able to fly

and steal bacon be on the list? Not as two individual skills. That's the one skill. Yeah. So can you only fly? only fly if you steal bacon or you can only fly to steal bacon. It's like you've got a bunch of moves and one of the moves is flying to steal bacon. Yeah.

Well, the other day I was out for breakfast and I was pretty hungry and I wouldn't have minded having a little snack off someone's plates, I'd say it's pretty high. What about this? Being out of point at an empty jar, click your fingers and it's full of Hollandeys. There are so many things the jar could have been full of. I know. And you picked that. And that's amazing.

I really love you. You know the reason. know about the white empty jars is in my mind. Because my house is under attack at present. My house is under attack. I go to Tony's house to watch deal or no deal. And she goes, before the show starts, come to my kitchen and sniff my fucking jars. I was like, can you sniff my cupboard?

She goes, it's fucking moldy, isn't it? Isn't it? I don't know. Tom's reckon it's got a smell, but I'm basically legally smell blind and I can't smell anything. Yeah. And then I go, yeah, it's not good. She goes, see Alex? He said it smells.

No, Torts is the one who's been advocating for the bad smell. Yeah. I said, and if someone who smell blind. Because I, I occasionally, do you remember when the golden ticket? Charles, can you please Google what the real word for smell blind is because it's so funny. Yeah, I don't know what it is. I'm not going to be able to concentrate because it's so funny. Sorry.

Can we appreciate, if more of my comedy gets cut out, I don't think I can take it. This isn't going to make it. Anos mear. Oh. Is the Noss representing of nose? Yeah, probably. Oh. Actually, really, they're cool at nose blind, though.

That's crazy. Nose blindness. I think I'll stick with that. Yeah, I like smell blind. Anyway, do you remember when the Golden Ticket Tap was here? And I went, oh, he smells really good. And he went, oh, my God, you can smell. I have random whiffs like that.

But it has to be really strong. But other than that, I can't smell anything. Anyway, I bought some fucking jars from the Op Shop. I think that the, like, rubber canning rings of them on one of them was mouldy or they used it for like pickled onions or something and it's like held. And I think everyone would understand that kind of wet moldy smell. It's like it's oniony. Like you can,

you can smell it. After you guys left when we watched the TV show, we put everything out of that cupboard and it's gone back through the dishwasher again. Because it's all of our cups, all of our mugs that are in this one like wooden cabinet on the wall. And this morning I opened the dishwasher and I could smell. mellet. And I think we've, like, as in, because the, all the staff got hot.

And I'm like, okay. So now the culprit is in there. And I think we've figured out which one it was. And it was a jar that I was, I'd made a marinade in. And it's, like, I think it's, like, stayed in. Marinate. Yeah. Well, the marinade was so effective.

It marinated the jar. Can you take a photo of it and make it look like. like it's standing in front of like a police lineup. Like which jar was it? It was, and it's like, oh, it's like,

it's a Hellman's mayonnaise jar. So I just reused like an old, it wasn't even the Opshop one. I don't think. Marinate in a mayonnaise jar. Oh, like the mayonnaise was all gone. Like the mayonnaise isn't in play.

It sounds like a great movie. We could write that. Anyway, um, so deal or no deal. That was great. If you want to watch it, we're going to upload the vlog.

to Patreon of our day. Which will have a lot of a lot of a lot of remember back in the day when you'd buy a DVD and I had like

the deleted scenes in it that's going to be the vlog from pretty much from deal or no deal. In the meantime though if you want to watch the whole episode

you can VPN and onto the 10 play thing like they've allowed they've said that that's coach. We'll chuck a link in the description and stuff

we put the link in to a VPN no to 10 play we need to be sponsored by a VPN company this would be the ultimate play we were at one stage yeah

again imagine us having like sign up to Nord VPN to watch this show yeah oh that would have been good yeah a little bit of behind the scenes chat we did actually reach out to Nord recently and ask if they wanted to sponsor us for the porn VPN and we did not hear back so um but good on us for being proactive yeah we just thought well everybody wants the porn was that tap hub

is that what it was no it was when we were like oh could we VPN to porn hub then what's to go to Hub. Tap Hub was what we created and I had that picture of you bending over. Oh, sorry. Yeah, I knew, yeah. Yeah, that was our own only fence. Getting my wires crossed.

And that's okay. Yeah, that's a nice one of me. There's, but thank you very much for coming on the journey of Dillon O'Dill. It's been absolutely wonderful. It was great to be there. It was fun. It was good to be there.

Love you. Oh no, I hope I don't get put on. Actually, what would we even want to do? I would go on Taskmaster because I love that show. Taskmaster was born for you.

I think you would be excellent because you're a good critical thinker. See, I panic. I'm not patient though. Yes, you are. Like I'll look at something and they'll go, I don't know how it works and I'll just be like, Charles. Well, Charles might be there.

That's what I'm going to do. Just sit there and wait until the episode to end. I would accept Taskmaster for us. Could we play as a team? Like, so normally it's like one person, could we go as a team? Maybe they do a season that's like taskmaster duos or friends. That would, we should tell them about that idea. So we're Tony and Ryan, Lano and Woodley and Rick and Sue from Channel 7, Perth.

First, the fucking Holland days are now this. You're on my team today. I am. Thank you. All right. Love you. We'll be back tomorrow. Love you.

Bye. Love you. Bye.