Toni and Ryan - Toni Witnessed A Plane Hookup

Episode Date: February 10, 2026

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She ends up moving into the empty seat next to the guy behind her, and they, the whole rest of the plane. Hi, I'm Morgan from Leesburgh, Ohio, in the US. Hi, I'm Brad from Wallen, Victoria. I'm Gwen from Waco, Texas. And I'm a group of this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. Welcome to the Gold Coast. Welcome to bestselling author and doctor and pre-selling author and doctor.

Crawn cocktail hat wearer Tony Lodge. You're quite sweaty. Yeah, it's pretty warm here. Yeah. And Ryan. Oh, and I'm here too. Here also. Welcome to the Gold Coast.

Thanks to Webjet, go somewhere. We're having a great time. We've been reliving Tarpers' favorite summer childhood memories. And you can check out all the stuff we've been doing on the socials. Sorry for saying that. Yeah. One thing I would like to add, though, is that when I went to Wet and Wire, which is a water park, they had these little huts that you can hire for the,

the day around the big wave pool so you could like sit in the little hearts and have a drink and stuff. I would call that a cabana. So what would you call that? Like when you hire a private little booth. Yeah, probably like a cabana. A cabana. So I go, hey, Tony, at Wet and Wild, they had these cabanas and there's like a little fridge and there's a sit and you can sit there the whole time. It's like a couple hundred bucks for the whole day, but like it's for eight people and big families and stuff. It looks like a lot of fun. The whole time I'm telling this, I can see Tony's brain going I can see the cogs turning and just not really clicking. And it turns out the whole time I'm talking about this cabana,

Tony thinks I'm talking about the sausage. Ryan goes, they had cabana there for $200. I went $200 for a sausage. Yeah, it's for a whole family. You, fuck, you, fuck. I don't, so $100. I go, there's a fridge in there and you get, well, for $200.

Hang on. The fridge in there. You know how your mum would do like cabana and like cheese cubes or whatever? Yeah. So my mum used to always do that like for a road trip. A dry salted biscuit, a chunk of cheese, a chunk of. Cabana or Cabana or Cabanossi or a cheese stick or fucking. Yeah. Hoof.

Just processed hoof. Yeah, it's hoof. Yeah. But yeah, well, I thought that that was a lot for a cabana, but it made me really want some cabana. the food you could I assume from this day forward I don't want to get all um inception and meta but we could have a cabana in a cabana and I would suggest that there is no better place to cabana than in a cabana at wet and wild I've never been in a cabana the hut

both but I've actually yeah yeah and how but I've never done like a beat like a pool day

with the like beach thing no I've never because you're right there you got a little lounge you can just wander into the pool wonder back out and just chill

you don't have to like fight with them like you've got your own little designated there's a little fan in there oh it's shaded it was nice man

that is nice did you get one no no because we went You stopped or you stopped in a $6 locker, 15. 25. Yeah.

It wasn't school holidays and it was a weekday. And so the regular area was our private cabana. It was pretty like we had our own space. And we were only there for a bit and we were filming some bits and pieces. So legally. If you watched yesterday, you know, that. But things you can say on the Gold Coast and also in the bedroom filmed on the Gold Coast. filmed on the Gold Coast in Tony's bedroom of the hotel.

You're welcome. It might look underwhelming during the day, but it goes hard at night. Oh, show me your burly head. See, I've gone for location-based ones. We know. Yeah. It's pretty sunny out today, isn't it?

Yeah. If there's one place you should use protection, it's the Gold Coast. You've always said that. This is about to go wet and wild. Throw a gabana in there. I went to wet and wild yesterday. I was wet all day, my thighs are still sore, and I'm deaf from all the screaming.

And we filmed it. We actually did. Oh my God, how'd you get sand in there? People mock it, but once you get deep in it, you know why you came. I'm honored for you to say that to me. here. And you just did. Cool and gatta.

Now, speaking of highbrow comedy, have you seen the latest fashion accessory from Kate Spade, New York? No. Now, Tony, I want you to... Did you buy me a gift? I did buy you a gift. Check out this new item they've got. How would you describe that?

Oh. I actually don't even know what it is I mean on first glance it looks obviously like a vulva It's just a gape A big gaping puss But is it like a handbag? It's a purse, yeah with a zip at the top A Percy

Well the comments section are having A field day Yeah It's quite cute Oh you've dropped your phone in your iPad Sorry, Grandma. Well, there was a lot of chat about, like, men not being able to find the zipper at the top there. Very funny.

Oh, Charles was offended. I can find a fucking zipper. You fucking, they love it. I've seen it. I love boobs. Mel said, behold, the snatchal. The snatchal? Julie said, oh, the pursuer.

Alisa said, check out my Percy. I like that. I like Percy. That's where I went to. And Ashley said, respectfully, does this bag need a yearly pap smear? The old leather taco, I call. Oh, come on, mate.

You're better than that. I'm not. I'm Brett from Wallen, Victoria. Hi, I'm Morgan from Leesburg, Ohio, in the US. I'm Gwen from Waco, Texas. And you're listening to the time. A massive shout out to a few of our champion Tarpers over at our Patreon. Sorry, we had to pause there because Charles was taking a glug of his lemon lime powerade,

but he's, you're all good now? Gatorade, but yeah. I'm so sorry. Tony. I don't know the different. Yeah, because you're uncultured. No, you know what it is? Powerade and Gatorade are not the same.

So I don't actually know anything about this because I'm not an athlete. Take that back. No, no, no. Like, I don't think... Like, I never really played sport as a kid, so I feel like I missed the like Gatorade thing. I'm going to actually stop you right there. Well, it's like an athlete thing.

Yeah, it is. How much... No. It says sports drink on there, so I just thought I couldn't drink it. Just because it says sport on it. I just respect the rules. I know, you beautiful, lovable idiot. Gatorade is for people who are hung over.

Gatorade is for people who woke up. up a bit dry and was like I'm a bit dehydrage. But that's why I have a hydroly. They're the same thing. Yeah, okay. And like, to be honest, hydrolite would probably be better than Gatorade for sport. Yeah, okay. Sure.

It is like one and the same with a different word on the fucking thing. Sure. So when you go, oh, I didn't know sport. I don't understand. I'm like, what does sport got anything to do with this conversation? Oh. No, but like, because it's beautiful. You trust marketing.

I'm just a nerd who was like, if I drink a Gatorade, people would be like, will be like, you've never done sport in your life, you little bitch. No, they'll be like, fuck, she would have had a cracking night last night. Actually, I'm not like even doing... She's been out all night. Yeah, she's had a blinder. Yeah, right. Okay, next week, we're going to line them up.

I try some Godreides. I'll sport in the morning. I don't think you get it. I don't think you get it. No, no, no, I'll get some sweat out so that. So then I can slam it down fast. Let's get some Macas the night before. I need a lot of salty chips.

Just to dry up. right out. I get dry. Don't you wake up in the morning and you go, fuck, I'm hung over and you go, no, it's the hot chips I had on the way home, not the two beers I had when I was out that's dried me out. Better get a catererate. Yeah, I don't really have my chips super salty because I don't like it. So I'm the worst.

Anyway. You could not have, the last three minutes, you could not have painted a worst picture of yourself. And I know you. I know how great you are, but you're not putting your best foot forward right now. What do you do? besides suck dick like a fucking champion. Thank you.

Did we talk about... Nope, that was in the pool. A massive shout out to a few of our champion type as Naomi Ginnver hardly not. Turns out, Tony's not an outlier in her family. Sarah. Sarah G. Good on you, Sarah. Rungs in the fan.

Megan Marston might be Magan, Mugan, Malogan, whatever. Emily Oaks, good on your Emily. Allimonda. Alimonda. Alimonda. Emily Kay, love you, Emily, Jordan, Shara Riley, Z, and Amber Denham.

I'm a leather. I hardly know a leather. Sorry. Leather pussy. Are you panicking? Do you feel attacked? I do feel a little bit of taxed because it's, I just respect the rules and I just wouldn't drink her.

And then when I say, well, I'll do some sport to make sure I've like earned the gay ride. You're like, you don't need that. But I think it would just make me feel better about it. I think, yeah, I want you to feel not at it, but more like, you don't have to do those, you're allowed to just have it. Yeah.

I want this to be. That's crazy. I think maybe my tone was slightly more aggressive, slightly more aggressive than it. Slightly more aggressive than it needs to be. No. But what I'm trying. Oh, what? And we've both been there.

And we've both been there. And this is just me raising my hand and going, you know what? That is on me. It's nice of you to raise your hand because before you're raising your voice. Is this the end? end, Webjet going, nah, don't worry about it. You know what? Stay up there.

Stay on the Gold Coast. Go somewhere. They can't fly home. You know, they're saying is go somewhere. It's not come back after. Which, to be fair, is confusing on this and the Fiji trip. There's a lot of travel going on. A lot of people don't know what return flights are.

Return flights, though, are included. Round ticket, I believe they say in the US. Speaking of, though, getting left behind in the Gold Coast and playing chat, like you set up earlier in the week, we are flying a lot over the next little while. Places TBC. Watch this space. TBA, sorry, to be announced. They have been confirmed.

Get your passport ready. Get your passport ready. I'm coming for you. Some people might not need their passport. Where would they be? Where will they be? It might be. In Riga.

Yeah. Highlo no one. But I have seen something that I thought was only possible on the telenovelas. What's a telenovela? Like a telenovela like a TV movie. Oh. So you know like a hallmark movie, how it's like. Like you said that like we would, this is the difference in our lives.

Oh, what's Gatorade. Yeah, I know the ins and outs of who drinks Gatorade and Tony knows whatever that big word was. Okay, tell a novella. It's like just a like, I think it's like a Mexican soap opera kind of thing. But it's like, and maybe Hallmark movie is a better word for it. But you know those. Maybe home and away, is that not? No, too soapy.

I'm talking like, I've just come back to town after 25 years. I grew up here and my mum is sick. and she goes to the pub and meets the pub guy and they went to high school together like Bold and the Beautiful kind of energy No no that's too soapy The young and the rest of the soap you're describing a soap opera I'm saying like and then

But we actually went to high school together We've just reconnected both of us have been through a divorce I mean both have custody of our kids This could work perfectly for us You know everything just fits together a bit too well Like a Christmas Netflix movie A Hallmark movie That's what that is

Yeah That's what I said Atala Nevada I said Hallmark movie. You said... After that, after that, after that, I said whole Mark movie. And the tell a novella, novella, Dorella. No, I said telenovela.

Cinderella. Yeah, and then I said, it's like a whole Mark movie. You silly. You're being silly. But I saw something on the plane on the way here. Yeah. That I genuinely did not think could ever happen in real life. So we were right at the back, right?

So it was like, because it's a smaller plane, it was like two on one side and three on the which is it throws you off a bit it was a bit it was a bit random but also the flight wasn't that full so it was like some random empty seats kind of around us but we were in so it was like tony and ryan charles and lily novella i hardly met her sorry you ready to listen yeah your ears yeah would you say click click on your listening ears click on your listening ears yeah no the fucking can't leave the switchwork I don't think you've ever used to. We're teaching my daughter to click her listening.

Oh, well, who's she learning it from? You're going to need some go-der-o for that burden. Anyway, so the, anyway, we're on the plane, right? Oh, fuck, and, okay. Anyway. So we're on a plane. We're on the plane, and it was, like, pretty empty. There was lots of empty seeds, and it was, like, quite quiet.

And we were chatting and whatever. And we were, like, sitting in the two then there was the aisle and then across because you know how you can kind of see down the other rows

I don't know if you guys saw this but like there was a woman to the ride of us and she was like wearing AirPods whatever and then after we'd like is it ascended is it the up one?

Yeah after we'd gone up and they're like yep you can now take off your seatbelt whatever she like kind of started wriggling around in her seat and I like heard her and she goes

Oh, fuck, like she dropped an air pod. Oh. I know. And you know how they say like, oh, if you drop anything down the seat, like, don't, like, get us to retrieve it. Don't get it yourself call us. I'm like, that sounds annoying for both of us. Yeah, I would rather just deal with it. I'm embarrassed.

I've dropped my thing. That's what I mean. Do we know why that is? Well, they say, like, don't move your seat because you could damage the thing you've dropped all the seat. Like, I guess if you try. But, like, I guess they just don't want you to put your hands down the side because. There's always kachunk, kik jok.

Well, yeah, there's all the stuff. It's probably pretty dirty. Yeah. I don't know. But anyway, and she's just like kind of rooting around in her seat trying to see the thing. She obviously can't find her. She kind of stands up and she's like kind of looking and she's like bending down. And the guy behind her is like, oh, are you all good?

Like, so he's directly behind her. And she's like, oh, I've dropped my air pod. Right. And he was like, oh, fuck. Yeah. And he goes, oh, let me have a look under the seat. Great. And he kind of like peers down like this and you can see him like kind of rifling around or whatever.

And I'm like kind of looking over. I'm like, what are they doing? Like, why has he gotten involved now? Just call the person to help. Like, they're there for a reason. The rule, there's rules. Yeah. Get some Gatorade on it.

Do you know what I mean? Anyway. And then so they're like rooting around or whatever. And then. I kind of noticed that like they're both kind of like yeah just like I'm on the air pod oh and then she's like on her so this is where it kind of gets into like elevator territory where the other day when you got hit on in the elevator is he about to get bend and snapped well she's like on her knees kind of crouching down trying to find the airport right and he then goes oh let me and they're

both like on the floor facing each other. Oh my God. It was like crazy romantic. This is like a novella Sorella. I couldn't have said it better myself. And I'm like, oh, I need to calm down. I need to get right. Yeah.

Can you smoke on this point? And then they're like, kind of like chatting. They can't find the air pod, whatever. She ends up moving into the empty seat. next to the guy behind her and they chatted the whole rest of the plane. Oh my God. So like what's that hour and a half, two hours or whatever?

Did you find the airport? I don't know, actually. I actually don't know. And they just chatting away. You know, they end up sitting next to each other. And like then obviously when the flight attendants came down for like food and drink and whatever, I like kind of I have my AirPods in and stuff. Not to rub it in.

But I have my air. So I happen here. Someone knows how to maintain their airports. I left mine in my head. And you can kind of see the thing and like they're obviously gesturing to be like, when we land, you do have to like move back, which is standard. And then I just don't know what has happened since then. Like what? I know.

It's like the biggest cliffhanger of my life. Like are they in love? Do they now have three kids? It was two days ago, but like... I'm guessing not three kids, but who's to say in the future, yeah. Maybe four. But like, the energy was unreal. And I'm watching this, I was like, they're in love.

Because isn't it just such a dream that you go like, I'm going to... Okay, Charles, you get it. That you think you're going to get sat down next to just like your dream person. On the plane, you'll be chatting, ha-ha, maybe share a champagne, fucking something. And then that you're going to end up in love. I have something to say about fingering people's on planes. And I actually have only just now, 20 years later, realized a shit aspect of this story that I've done to someone,

and I need to apologize to them. You finger that girl, Lauren, on a plane? So Lauren was actually sitting... We finally... That feels like confirmation that happened. No. That absolutely was. So...

Oh, what's Gatorade? That's what they're there for. So I'm latching out. She probably named Gatorade later, you know what I'm saying? Redacted. Redacted. I'm sorry. It's not for sport.

I don't think you realize when it's far. It's not for sport. Your finger's got to work out. She was sitting either the row in front or two rows ahead. And I had a long arms. And I... She was in the row in front and the old reach around. Reach in front.

Yeah. Yeah. You actually can just say doing their arm gesture is so like just visually striking. I'm feeling a bit tired after doing it. I think I need a catererade. So I'm sitting, I'd actually poor man to business class. I was sitting on the aisle. There was a spare seat in the middle.

And then someone on there. And there was this other girl on the window. And you'd already think it hurts. So you thought who else is available? So we get to, we stop at Auckland to refuel or whatever because we're on the way from Melbourne to the US. And so I kind of chatting to her at the gate and we're talking about movies or something. And then I was like, oh, well, I've got a spare seat next to me.

Like, come and we'll watch it on my laptop because I had my laptop and I had movies. You can jump on my lap. Yeah. So she. And then what I didn't realize. You fucked it for the other person. That other girl's gone, fuck yeah, poor man's business. Because at the time I didn't care for, I was just like, whereas.

a plane I hadn't really considered it. Yeah. She's like, fuck yeah. I got a spare seat the whole way to Los Angeles. Me and some guy, we've got a spare seat between us. We can stretch you out a little bit.

And the guy brings a girl home. That is such a dick. And I said, I didn't really think of it until now. And I would just like to apologize to the other girl. Not only did you fuck up her poor men's business class all the way to the US is a long way. But she had to watch this under the blanket the whole time. For those listening,

can you describe hand job gesture kind of thing so she's like not only now do i have to sit next you guys but i can sniff what you're doing you know that's a lot sniff word is very visceral what's visceral mean it's too late now you pissed me off before isn't that a good story that is amazing so i wonder what's happened can you imagine like i well actually you are the only person I know that's ever actually... Well, you know two more now. But you're the only person that I know that's actually kind of like done that and then followed up with the person after.

Like, you guys spend some time together and you did stuff with her family. Not for months and months after though. But like... Because I found her... Because she had an American passport. So when we get there, it's like Americans in this line, foreigners and that. And that was it. And we'll kind of just assumed I'll see you on the...

Did you kiss goodbye? Well, we didn't know it was goodbye because we just went and we assumed we'd see each other on the other side. Of course, I was in the line for three hours and she was in there for six minutes. Yeah. And connecting flights and that was it. She probably had that little thing that Charles got that he didn't tell anyone about. Yeah, the fucking power move.

Oh, he didn't get the traveller's visa check. Oh, did you not scan the QR code that doesn't exist anywhere? The fast pass. No, so then a few months later, I find her email address written on a scrap bit of paper in my laptop bag. Oh. And he emailed her. I was like, oh, fuck. Yeah, because this is, you know.

That's right. Fuck, dude, that is... Play the... You'll love to see it music. Nah, that's good. I think you need to role play with Torbs being strangers

and then meeting... And then meeting on a plane. It sounds super beautiful. Like, and when I was like... What would you like him to be wearing? I'll organise it. But when I was single, not that I actually, in Venice,

I never really flew before. Mm-hmm. um this job like i'd flown like randomly and like i went to europe with my mom and stuff but i always assumed that like yeah when you're sitting on a plane or something that you would just like that's where you like meet your prince charming kind of energy and you do well i mean i meet torbs every day i guess do you want me to organize something no i don't i know you guys got a little i want to spies about relationship we can probably sort of out ourselves all right charles have you fingered anyone on a plane i have except for me i've fallen in love on planes multiple times

There was this trip when I was like at the Sunshine Coast with one of my, at Nusa with one of my friends. And then we were then like flying home. And then our plane was like delayed for like three hours. I met like this girl in the airport. And we were like chatting for like the three hours. And then like we all move seats. And it's one of the only times I've ever like chosen to sit in the middle seat.

So you get. That's true. That's true. Well, remember that time. Charles actually has sat in the middle seat for me before. That's nice, Charles. On the way to Sydney.

Remember I almost, um, the. lady the drug meal from Dubai to thing oh yeah you were married though no but I don't think she knew no but like I don't think she knew that right the way yeah but but no you how would you yeah and I mean if I you know was getting hit on I'd be like well I'm engaged well I didn't know I'm getting hit on you didn't no no because I did eventually you're lashing out have a gatorade have a have a gate right there but it got to a point where I was like oh I I think I think I need to say that I'm engaged. And then in that, do you go, oh, yeah, well, my wife, she.

Yeah, so I'm trying to do those ones. A casual, yeah. Yeah. And then she's telling me the story. Like, oh, I met this guy, blah, blah, blah. It turns out he had a partner. And I was going, oh, that's crazy. Like, what a jerk.

Yeah, I can't wait to tell my wife that story. And she goes, she goes, she goes, she goes, mallat. I actually, to continue on playing chat, I do have you love to see it. That is plane based. Please. This has sent me into oblivion and it's made me happier than anything ever could. Karen Bush sent this on Patreon.

Karen says, I was on a plane with Laura Byrne and Maddie J on Monday coming back from Sunshine Coast. Crazy. Was that who you were chatting with, Charles? No, it wasn't. And she's like, she's seen them and she's like, oh my God, they're such a great family. Love the stuff that they make online.

Australia's Golden Couple. Like, absolutely. And Karen says like, oh, I'm thinking about kind of like, oh, should I say hello or is that weird? They're on a plane. Like, I want to kind of be chill. She says, we get on a plane and I'm like, oh, should I say something, whatever? And she said, the issue was is that all I was thinking about is whether I could go and talk to them and ask how the lasagna was. Tony Lodge makes a great lizard

Is that motherfucker giving you a tray back yet? No. And then when I saw him at icebergs, he goes, you should come around and give me the tray. I was like, don't think I can afford to enter your suburb. Like.

If you're at icebergs, you're already there. Oh, can you live in Bondi? That's crazy. Like, real people. Like, because it's true. Lily lived in Bondi for years. Oh, yeah.

And you know those houses? People live. Yes, what's in them? No, but like real people. Lily. Yeah. No, she's a real person. Sorry, I'm distracted by the beach.

Do you want to go for a swim? Do you want to get a little sandy and salty? Medically. And so I made a lasagna for Maddie J and Laura when they had their baby poppy at the end of last year. And yeah, and Karen was like, all I could think about asking them was. How was that lasagna? How was that lasagna? So I'm just so touched by that.

That's really given me a new lease on life. I am giving permission for any tarpa. If you see Maddie J or Laura Burn in the wild, you're allowed to ask about the lasagna. And they will love it. And say, Ryan wanted me to ask, how is the lasagna and how is the delivery? Yeah.

Oh. Don't really need to know about the delivery. But yeah, I think that the lasagna is important. Have a gotterine. Calm down. Are they on the Gold Coast for those awards? No, they say it was the Sunshine Coast, it said. No, but like,

Can they bring the tray up? Oh, that was last week. That's what were they still in the hood? Well, then they wouldn't have the tray with them. She's smart. They don't call me Gatorade Tony for nothing. Brooke Burrows. Oh, does she?

Yep. Burrows into my asshole. Oh, hang on. So what happened Charles with the cheek you fell in love with? Oh, like, we still follow each other on Instagram and like messaged a few times that nothing ever happened. That wasn't the girl in Hobart, was it? Put the hole in Hobart. That wasn't.

They just got Maccas. Gave her a quarter pounder. She saw his sackers. But we like shared an iPad on the way back and watched a movie. That's really nice, Charles. Is that like your move? Because you've done that with me. I did that with Lauren.

What movie did you watch with Lauren on your laptop? Fuck, what was big in 1984? I reckon it was. considering the era, it might have been like old school. Fucking hell. Yeah. Or something like that. Yeah.

The Italian job. I'll tell you what's really embarrassing. And keep in mind, the innovation of batteries over the last 20 years is when you invite someone to watch a movie and your laptop runs out in about 40 minutes because you're watching a movie. Yeah. Thanks for running me, dude. Yeah. Well, you had to keep busy somehow. We thought of something.

Brooke Burrow. I bet she does. Thanks for bringing up the concept of a binfluencer. Because I am the self-proclaimed bin influencer of my street this week. I was the first one to put it out. Nice. And then someone put in the comment, Ryan,

you've been an influencer for binfluences because I'm influencing others to become bin influencers. So I am myself a binfluencer influencer. And what an honor it is. And you take that very seriously as well. I do. Yeah, I know you do. I do.

I know you do. Also, someone commented on LinkedIn last week, like two weeks after I posted about being a bin influencer like, oh, I finally get it. I didn't realize what this was at the time. Okay. That's good feedback. Yeah. Thanks for the Aetrick DB.

I might need to sharpen up the job description there. Yeah. Of bin influencers. Yeah. Still got some work. Still got some work to. Still hiding up things. Still not fully sure.

Oh, good, though. Sorry, I thought I just stopped talking mid-sentence and make it someone else's problem. I guess I'll just figure it out. Yeah, Tony will fucking take it from here, I guess. I'll just figure it out. Oh, it's all right. I don't have to just have a gate ride.

We're back to my... Do you know what it is? We don't have the horse photo. Charles didn't bring the horse photo to the gold ghost. Why the fuck not, Charles? I'll laminate it for future years and put it in the pelican. Yeah. We don't bring hot take Tony gear,

but we do take the horse. The horse should be worldwide. Mr. Worldbott. Pit horse. It's like a pit bull, but it's a different animal. Okay. I just saw this video of Pit bull the other day and it's like, like, in his like real iconic voice, imagine that it's that voice I'm not going to do.

Please, no, do it. No, no, I can't do the voice. but he goes, you know you've made a difference when I come up before, when you Google Pitbull and I come up before the dog. And it's like the most iconic video.

And then because I love the internet, I was like, I want to say if that's real. And it is, if you Google Pitbull, he comes up before the dog does. What animal could you take down? What animal could you force to be number two on the Google rankings? What do, in what way?

Like, as it like come up? below me. What do you mean? I need more information. Let's say we really committed to Tony Lodge being a bombshell. Yep. And so when you Google bombshell, the first thing that comes up is Tony Lodge. The second thing is like the term and the third thing is a shell from a bomb.

Yep. Okay. Okay. So what do I think I could take down? Yeah. You're putting me on the spot. The first thing that's coming to my mind is, I would love to be the first Tony, because at the moment, I think it's Tony Colette.

Yeah, Google Tony, Charles. What comes up? Tony Braxton comes up first. Oh, good for her. Yeah. Good for her. Next. Luca Tony.

Soccer player. Football player. Yep. She's got some work to do, mate. And then Tony Collette. Yeah, okay. So I'm fourth, presumably. No, I reckon I could take down something.

You are like fourth line down? When you search Tony. If you type in Ryan Dunn, do I come up first or does the guy from Jackass come up first? Oh, R-I-B. The guy from Jack-Ars comes first. And then is it Ryan John Don? No, there's a few photos of... Oh.

I'm still scrolling. So the other wrong thing hasn't been alive for a decade and he's still kicking my ass. comes up if you Google Ryan John. Your 10th line down. What about... Ryan John, your first. What about just Ryan?

Oh, fuck. Three pages. Yeah. Oh, it's the kid Ryan toy reviews. Oh, he's in he great. That's good stuff. Yeah.

What an honor to come second. It always is. All right. We'll be back. We'll be back tomorrow. We'll be back tomorrow. Yep. We have, oh, tonight for those that are invested on Patreon.

Enthraught by the, I can't believe they're watching Jake Dillon Hall every night in the Gold Coast. Tonight we're watching Demolition. This is Ryan's pick. Feels right. Mine was a goodie last night, though. It was. It was a great film. Great performances.

Turns out that the scene I had seen did not ruin the movie. Is that a giving it away? It kind of does, eh? But that don't know what's seen I've seen. That don't know what seen I'm saying. When the other guy opens the door. Yeah. Yeah.

And it's the guy. That doesn't give it a. Oh. Sorry. Nah, sorry. Nah, sorry. Cut that out. You're better than that.

Yeah. I'm not. It's the guy with the... See you tomorrow. See you tomorrow. Love you so much. Let me see Mitch. Have a gateway on us.