Toni and Ryan - Toni's Bean

Episode Date: July 4, 2024

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge. And we're about to call Sinead. Is your phone on private? Because you're about to call an Australian number. You okay, mate? No, I'm making sure that your phone's on private. Let's take a deep breath. If Sinead knows who it is, then it's probably come up and said Ryan. Well, it won't.

Why not? That's not how it works. The person you are calling is not available. Maybe it did come up. Please leave a short message and it will be sent as an email message. Should we try her again? not the person you are calling is not available is your thing on private did you check it before are you a fucking cop hello it's tony and. How are you doing? Oh, hey. Whoops. Oh, sorry.

Are we interrupting something, mate? Yeah, no, I forgot. Oh, shame. Don't say that because people get really mad. Yeah, people get mad. People try for years to get an approval and then Sinead just doesn't even give a fuck. In my defense, it's my first week back at work from maternity leave. Oh, actually, that is fair.

Behind the baby card, really. Yeah, the baby card. No, I respect the baby card. Yeah, I'm pulling out the baby card. And how did it feel to leave the little one at home, Sinead, and go back into the workforce? It felt okay because she was a savage. I was about to say you're allowed to say it's okay. Yeah, I love coming to work.

I love it. Not even a titch. She waved us goodbye. Oh, she's okay. Yeah, I love coming to work. I love it. Not even a titch. She waved us goodbye. Oh, she's happy. Bye, Mum. See you later, mate. If she could have put up a middle finger, she would have. That's what you want.

What age do they start doing the middle finger? I hope not soon. I think I did it before I could talk. Yeah, that would not surprise me. And I think my first word was fuck. Now, Sinead, this won't mean anything to you, but for everyone else listening, what came up when I called you? Did it say Ryan calling?

Private number. Oh, Ryan did his job. Sorry, I'm just so impressed. Thank you. Thank you. Sinead, will you approve today's podcast? Yes, I approve. Yes.

Hi, Sinead from Brisbane, will you approve today's podcast? Yes, I approve. Yes. Yes. Hi, Shanae from Brisbane and I approve this podcast. All right. Welcome to the show. Hello. You can also watch today's show on the Spotify app as well as just listen. So you can put on your smart TV. Enjoy.

But fucking strap yourselves in though because this is fucked. Samantha, who listens to this podcast. Hi, Samantha. Samantha is trying to get pregnant and therefore something that has always been enjoyable is now become a bit like routine, you know, like a bit of the fun's taken out of it. Yeah, and because when you're trying to get pregnant, I imagine you're just like you want it so bad that you're like, let's do everything right.

Yep. And you're like, oh, we can't just do it. You've got to do it at the right time. Yeah, and sometimes it's not about foreplay or whatever. It's just like, oh, I guess we should. You've got to come in me today. I hate that. Yeah. oh, I guess we should. You've got to come in me today. I hate that. No, I don't.

Samantha says, to keep it fun, I try to ask my partner in the foulest way possible if we should do it. In the foulest way, yeah. You're about to sip your tea. I'm going to sip my tea, but then I suggest putting that tea down. Oh, but I got a bit of a cough and I know that this is going to be fucked, so I'm really... Nice one.

I'm really going to fucking try and keep it together for Samantha. Let's get pregnant. Not me, Samantha. I was wondering if the listeners of the Tony and Ryan podcast could help. After all, this was the podcast that taught me the term population paste, which I have in fact used, and Tony's already fucking gone. The population paste. I just, Ryan, how would you react if somebody said to you,

like, give me some of that population paste? I would probably spit. Like, that's like not. It's not sexy. No. It doesn't make me, like, it doesn't. It doesn't get you throbby. Oh, my God.

What the fuck? Let me gobby on your throbby. Tony Louise. Tony Louise Lodge. Tony, no. Oh, Tony, no. Oh, God. Do you want me to fucking leave Gobby on my throat

Be like it's your hobby I'll give you a jobby Nibble knobby's nuts Jessie Lynn Hi Jessie This is what she says to her partner This is what she says to her partner. Is it what she says to her partner or is this just an example of something fucked that Samantha could use?

Didn't ask. Okay. Bit of both though, I reckon. Should I? I'm feeling potassium deficient and I need your pickle juice. I'm feeling potassium deficient and I need your pickle juice. Now, I don't know enough about science for that to make sense to me. Yeah, so I hate to bog it down with science chat,

but do pickles have a lot of potassium? Because when I think potassium, I think banana, which feels like more natural. Oh, no, that makes sense because I associate pickle juice with cramp. Like when you have a cramp, you want to have pickle juice. Is it? Yeah, and so potassium is benign. Yeah, actually, that does make sense now.

Oh, so we're on board with that? Yep. I'm not a nutritionist though. No, no, no, this isn't official advice. Ez. Hi, Ez. My friend's husband used to say, I want to massage your passage with my sausage. I want to massage your passage with my sausage.

How are you all feeling after that? The delivery from you was very good and I think very important to how it sounded. Well, it actually doesn't rhyme. I want to massage your passage with my sausage. You know what I mean? You have to give them the same rhyme. Yeah, but you could do message. Do you want me to message your passage with me, sausage?

I'm just reading off the page. Maybe that's how it's supposed to be. Yeah, but what I'm saying is you really gave that your all. You gave that the delivery it needed. Hey, Tony. Yeah? I want to massage your passage with my sausage. Sorry about that.

Christopher. Hi, Christopher. This is what his girlfriend says to him. Babe, I'm feeling depressed. Can you pop me one of those tridixogens? Is that like a play on an antidepressant? So, again, hate to bog it down with science chat, but I feel like is that important for me to know for that to be funny?

Because, love it. Try Dixogen. Do you know what I would say, though? I'm feeling a bit down. Give me one of your anti-Ds. Antidepressant. Do you want an anti-D or a D? Because anti-D makes it sound like it's the opposite.

But give me one of your anti-Ds. It's a word anti for me. Okay. Well, maybe is it like. Like you're a pro-D. Yeah. Because an anti-D makes it, in my mind, is an inverted D. Well, that's just a pusswa.

Yeah. What about I'm feeling a bit depressed. Let me pop one of your tabs. Then you'll really not be depressed and then be really depressed tomorrow. I feel a bit depressed. Give me some of your, give me some of daddy's medicine. What the fuck? What the fuck?

Why did I add the daddy? I didn't need to. But what about that, like a bit of medicine? All right, I'm going to. The cummies is the medicine. Let's get away. Vitamin C, vitamin cum. That's good.

Is it? We got it. Let's get away from science chat because no one's winning, especially Christopher's girlfriend, Ezra's friend, or Jamie Lynn's husband. Amy Fawcett. Turn me on. She gashes.

Sorry. The Fawcett. The Fawcett. Good place to do it. Yeah. And she's right above a sink. So there's no mess. Amy asks her man, want to play truck driver?

I'll back it up so you can dump your load that's good that's hot and gina hunt gina says to her husband want to play barbies you can be Ken and I'll be the box that you come in. That's hot. Send that to your partner right now. That would work on me. Hey, it's Sinead from Brisbane and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout-out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. Ivana Lee Tompkins.

Good on you, Ivana Lee. Jenna Jones, Faith, Stephanie Keel, and Lindsay Noe. Lindsay without the E. L-I-N-D-S. Death. L-I-N-D-S death. L-I-N-D-S-Y. And specifically, Lindsay has said Lindsay without the E. So it's very important that Lindsay has no E. What's her family got

against E's? Lindsay. Lindsay. Oh, yeah, it still works. Well, it's still Lindsay. Lindsay. No. No. Lindsay. Well, it's still Lindsay. Lindsay. No. Lindsay. So instead of S-E-Y, it's just S-Y. So there's not an extra D at the end.

Like what you just hit. Dinsla Dini is what you said. Some people put E on the end of done. Yes. Except that makes it look more like dummy to me, which is like a toilet. Yeah. Yeah.

Yep. Tapa Kim wants to run something by us. Oh, great. Whenever I get off the stairs from a plane, like you know how sometimes you go down on the tarmac? Yes. Yeah. Kim says, whenever I get off the stairs on the plane,

I feel like I'm a celebrity and there are heaps of people watching as I walk across the tarmac. I feel like the paparazzi and everyone in the business land is watching me from the terminal and I need to act accordingly. Flick the hair and present with the best posture I've ever had. I travel alone for business. No one's waiting. I'm not famous.

There ain't no paparazzi. Have I just watched too many movies? Yes. Ask him. Because I like when you kind of go, oh no, don't, don't, don't. But what is it about the tarmac? I think it's because you feel like you're getting off a private jet because every time I've ever seen a movie or Instagram

where people are getting off a private jet, they walk onto the floor. Was it called Arrow Bridge? Yeah. They don't have that. Just walking across. But because I always sit at the very back of the plane. Yeah, was it called Aero Bridge? Yeah. Yeah. They don't have that. Just walking across. But because I always sit at the very back of the plane. Yeah, we get booted out the side door.

Yeah. Sometimes they throw you out the back door and you have to walk down. And it's more stairs, but it's faster than trying to get out the front. It is. But then when you, yeah, you get your fucking, let your little shimmy and you go, no, don't. Now, would you describe this as main character energy? Yes, 100% because when you get into that, it's like the other day when you were talking about when someone gives you the wrong name at a coffee shop and you take on that identity, I feel like immediately

you're like, oh, the kind of person that's walking off a private jet onto the tarmac, who is that? Yeah, who is that? So I was at dinner the other night and I was telling this to Tony earlier and we were sitting at a booth in the restaurant and the booth was sort of like in the corner and raised and it was actually perfect because it was like perfect people watching at this restaurant.

Survey the whole area. And it was a great people watching vantage point and a great like. Vantage point? And also the type of people in the place there's a lot of different interesting people it was great and then tony goes oh do you reckon it's because they knew you were wanting to you know look at the room or is it because like if i had that i would just be the main character of the restaurant well true or false that is true that's 100 true and i said it because i reckon like restaurants,

especially like the one that you read, it's called Meat Maiden. Okay, it's a cool place. Lots of like, it's a really sick area. Bridget, my friend, took me there for my birthday. It was awesome. And so I reckon that it's their duty, like the host, like the maitre d' at the front and all of the waiters and whatever, they would all be thinking about like how do we set

the best vibe? And I feel like if I walked into a restaurant and I'm like, hey, how are you going? I'm like loud and I'm bubbly and I'm really friendly, they'd be like, wow, she's going to set a great vibe. And they would put me up there to be like, wow, set the tone. Vibe setter. Our night depends on you.

Yes. And like you're going to be a bit fun and like that's our best table and this is not like a oh well i think i'm a celebrity so this is just like this has been me forever this is main character tony i've always believed that i'm special yeah now and i don't i like it's not like oh because i've got a podcast it's not like, oh, because I've got a podcast. It's not that. It's like I believe to my core. First of all, having a podcast doesn't make you special. Side note. That's what I'm being very specific about because I don't think

that that's why. I have always just been like, well, yeah, that stuff happens to me. And it's not by accident. So, okay. Now, I don't want to put words into your mouth. Oh, put something else in there, big boy. I would love to. Put your throbby in me gobby.

See, what kind of non-main character says shit like that? You know what I mean? The side character who throws in shit jokes. The character. That's your character. So, did you say, because, again, I don't want to. You said, do you reckon they'd put me there because I'd be a good energy

or they'd just put me there because like I'm special? Well, it's a bit of both, isn't it? And yes, I did say that. Yeah. But like I reckon that when you walked in there, they were probably like, oh, this like you'd come from. We come in hot from a cocktail bar. From a cocktail.

Come in warm. And so you walk in and they go, yeah, this is the vibe. Yeah. You're like, unproblematic. You're going to sit there, keep to yourself, but do a bit of people watching. Oh, we were very problematic. But no.

What? No. We were. What do you mean? Because remember the game we were playing with the waitress? Oh, but that's not problematic. Isn't it? That's just annoying.

Okay. They're not the same. Am I allowed to say what that was? Yeah. So I was with Bridget, Liam, Phil and Ryan, and I said to the wait what that was yeah um so i was with bridget liam phil and ryan and i said to the waitress which one do you think is with bridget yeah who do you think's married and the rest of us are fucking yeah yeah and it turns out that they thought uh phil was doing my wife yeah which is good for bridge well yeah yeah and that you were

in a throuple with the other two boys that were there and good for me yeah i mean everyone's winner everyone's literally a winner in that scenario. Everyone's literally a winner, yeah. Except the waitress had to deal with that shit. But, like, this is the thing. I think that you can gauge the temperature of the room and gauge the temperature of a waiter or a waitress, whatever, whether they will be into a game.

Yeah, and I gauged it and she was in. She was ready to party as well. No, but, like, do you know what I mean? So that's okay. That's not annoying because you know that she's, like, you know, yeah and i gauged it she and she was in she was yeah she was ready to party as well but like do you know what i mean so that's okay that's not annoying because you know that she's like you know but i bet you know what in that situation that waitress sounds like she thought she was the main character she did and i don't and not in a bad way no it's never a bad way it's often a bad no no no i don't think that being the main character is a bad thing. Well, I think some people can be shit people. Yeah.

And that's like not related. Yeah. But I don't think that being a main character is a bad thing. The same as not being a main character, not a bad thing. That's what I mean. You just need to know where you're, where you fit. So when you go to a restaurant. Yeah.

And maybe this is subconsciously and maybe not a deliberate action. Okay. restaurant yeah and maybe this is subconsciously and maybe not a deliberate action okay but would you always like aspire to be and act accordingly to want to be like the best customer yeah yeah i want them to walk back into the mess yep and they're standing at the pass and they're like yes chef heard i've been watching the bear yeah um but they're doing all that and they're standing at the pass and they're like, yes, chef, heard. I've been watching the bear. But they're doing all that and they're like, that table's great. Right. So would you say that most of the time you are the waitress's favourite client? Maybe not favourite, but I reckon they're like, oh, easy table.

I feel like I'm like no mask. I don't like send shit back. I'm not high maintenance. I'm just like, oh, yeah, whenever you've got time, whatever. I've also never worked in hospitality, so I don't really know how it works. But, you know, when people are like, oh, I used to work in a restaurant, so like don't do X, Y, Z. I've never worked in a restaurant, but like I've worked in retail.

So I'm like if you're just not an arsehole to people, I think it's like an easy win. I'm going to ask you a question. Being main character and being an arsehole about it, though, that's not main character. No, some main characters are arseholes. No, but. But being main character doesn't equal arsehole.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But also some people are just arseholes regardless. Yeah. But also I think if you want to be a main character really bad, you're probably an arsehole. Do you know what I'm saying? I very much do. Do you know what I'm saying?

I very much do. Yeah. Now, this question could be nothing or it could be the downfall of thousands of people's mental health for the day. Oh, I'm in a really good place. I know. I know. Okay. I'm sorry.

But I... Are you sure you want to do this? All right, I'm going to text. Don't look at the text. Okay. I'm going to text. Don't look at the text. I'm going to text Sophie and James. And I want you guys to gauge whether I should ask this question. If only we had a meeting every week that this was for. Don't look at your phone, Tanya.

Oh, they're laughing. Nah, ask. They're laughing. Nah, ask. They're laughing. Yeah, ask. When you went to therapy. Yes. Were you your therapist's favourite client? And how often did you think about that um so i never thought about that the first

so my therapist i've been to him two separate times yes a couple of stints like two stints yeah um the first time never thought it second time, though, he said like, oh, well, I've actually like, I was glad that you stopped coming to me because it meant that I was able to listen to your podcast and I like bought your book and stuff. And I went, okay. Guess I'm getting this for free. I didn't.

Obviously, I had to pay. But yes, no, so I do believe that I was his favourite. But he has broken up with me several times. Yeah, he's dumped me. So maybe actually it's not. Yeah. But I don't, maybe not favourite. I would settle for not favourite but like a good time.

Like that it's either real juicy because of what I'm telling him about fucking my past traumas or because he's like, this is chill. Yeah. And is that something that you're conscious of hoping that the therapist likes you? Nah. No, no, no. Because some people on TikTok have asked themselves that question

and then they're like, this is the reason I'm in therapy. Oh, nah. What if my therapist doesn't like me? Oh, my God. And then they have this big meltdown and that's like the inception of the thing. That's a really good question but what if we flip that though and it's not about them liking you because you're like in a narcissistic way yeah but them liking

you and you liking them in a way that like you feel comfortable also like a productive relationship because like if you walk in there and you go, I don't think this person likes me, which is actually allowed. Yep. Like, not everyone likes everybody. Or gets it. Yeah. I don't think they get me. Might just not be a good connection.

I think that you're allowed to want them to like you in a way that you feel, like, comfortable when you go in there and spill your guts about your, like, deepest, darkest fears. Do you reckon it could work the other way that if they, you feel like the therapist likes you and like it's going well and then you go, oh, but I've done some like shameful shit and I don't want to tell you that because then you might not like me as much as you already do.

Oh, no, then I think you can't say that. That's what I mean. Nah, nah, nah. But like when I, the last time that I was broken up with my therapist, I was like, because we both just, like, liked a lot of the same stuff and we just got along really well. And I was like. That's not what you're talking about.

Huh? That's not what you're talking about an ex-boyfriend. Yeah, when we broke up. When we broke up. Like, it was a real shame. Yeah, he moved overseas for work. It wasn't going to work out. Well, yeah, like, so he's moved overseas. Yeah, when we broke up. When we broke up. It was a real shame. He moved overseas for work. It wasn't going to work out. Well, yeah.

So he's moved overseas. Well, so he said to me. Overseas to Northgate. Yeah, fuck. He would be closer to me if that was the case. And I was like, oh, it's really sad that you've been my doctor and we can't hang out in real life. And he went, I agree.

Because obviously that would be like a conflict of interest oh so this is that chat of like oh we'll still be friends though yeah well and you go well no like we legally can't be um why don't you dump each other proper be friends and get another therapist um well i have to because he's gone now anyway shame um but i think like i think you're allowed to want to be liked by your therapist, but you can't be like, oh, I won't say that thing because I want them to like me. I think at that point, it's just, what are you doing? What are you doing?

Are there any movies where the therapist is the main character or is it always they're like the supporting one of the main character? I'm just trying to work out who's the main character or is it always they're like the supporting one of the main character i'm just trying to work out who's the main character in the therapist um client relationship well i think that if you walk into a therapist lounge you are they're asking about you you are the main character because it's about you and your feelings and your actions and whatever yeah so i think if you walk into a therapist's office and you sit down and you feel like the therapist is the main character, I'd find another one.

Yeah. That doesn't sound like a good match. Yeah. I'm paying to be the main character. I'm giving really good advice, I feel. You are. You should start a podcast. You should be a white guy with a podcast.

I couldn't do that. No. I would take it all on. Yeah. Like I would just, like a sponge. I would just take it all on and I'd leave work at the end of the day and feel like I'd done all those things and felt all those things because I felt like I had.

It's heavy. It's heavy. I've got to love to see it here. A guy walked past our office yesterday and he sounded like Mr Bean. And this sent Tony and I into a spiral. If this is not the biggest case of being the main character you've ever heard, fucking strap yourself in. This guy walks past, sounds like Mr. Bean.

We both went... And then we proceeded to do Mr. Bean accents for about 45 minutes. I said, do your best, Mr. Bean. Do it. It turns out that one of us is really good at doing Mr. Bean accents for about 45 minutes. I said, do your best, Mr. Bean. Do it. It turns out that one of us is really good at doing Mr. Bean, and one of us is not. Sophie and James, would you like to place your bets? Tony

is better, I would say. James? As audio queen. I'll split the difference and go right. Thanks for being patriotic, James, but you're not patriotic. What's the word I'm looking for? You are my country. Diplomatic. Oh, no.

But wrong. What's the word I'm thinking of? I'm in the wormhole. Fair. Dedicated? No. But like the alliance. Well, diplomatic.

Loyal? Oh, yeah. Loyal is the word I was thinking of. Yep. Great. Keep going. But he's wrong. Yes.

It's stoning. Ladies and gentlemen, this is what the guy walking past our office sounded like yesterday. Oh, no, he's going to do your one? No, you do yours if you want. Yours is good. So I said, do your best, Mr. Bean. And Ryan said.

I don't think Bean says words. I just think it's the sounds and the energy of Bean is my Mr. Bean. And Ryan said... I don't think Bean says words. I just think it's the sounds and the energy of Bean is my impression of Bean. And I will hold this air-conditioned remote. And this is really... It's actually very good. That's good! That's a good Bean! Thank you.

Now, this is Tony's bean. Bean. Teddy. Teddy. Bean. Bean. Bean. That's good.

Bean. Bean. Bean. Teddy. Bean. Teddy. Teddy. So, this happened for 45 minutes yesterday. It's. Bane. Teddy. Bane. Teddy.

So this happened for 45 minutes yesterday. It's just Tony and I here. And we just got lost in a wormhole. So that happened. We did that for a while. And then I said, I can do a pretty good Mickey Mouse. And Ryan goes, I don't think that's true. And I was wrong. Huh?

Hiya, pal. Huh? I'm Mickey Mouse. Huh? Hiya, pal. Huh? I'm that. Huh? I'm Mickey Mouse. Huh? And then Ryan did the worst Elmo I've ever heard. Ryan, do your Elmo. So this is mine. Let me do my Elmo and then Ryan's going to do his Elmo. No, no.

One of us will go first. Oh, and on a system. Close your eyes. One of us will go first and then the other on a system. Close your eyes. One of us will go first, and then the other will go second, and you figure out who is who. Elmo loves you. Would you like some candy from my bed? Ryan is like, would you like a lolly? Would you like a lolly?

Would you like a lolly from my van? I'm sorry. The lollies are downstairs. Come down here. That sounds like fucking Sesame Lane, not Sesame Street. That's the backside. That's not good. My Elmo sounds like the guy with the nose in Shrek.

Pinocchio? Yeah. The guy with the nose in Shrek. Pinocchio? Yeah. The guy with the nose. That's a really famous character. Come get some candy. I'm a real boy. That's not bad. But that's my Elmo, though.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's my Elmo. Yeah, so you've got to adjust because the Elmo is, yeah, it's, Elmo loves you. That's quite good, I feel. I love lollies from the van. Okay, you have to stop saying that in particular. Oh, and you can all, like, open your eyes now, by the way.

I was the second one. No, I was the first one. I've got to get love to see it. Yeah, please. I've actually texted it to you. We got tagged in this photo on Instagram, and I fucking just love to see it. Felice Byrne, illustrator on Instagram,

drew this amazing picture of us. And who I assume is Fliss is driving a green Suzuki Jimny, which is Ryan's favorite car. Fliss. There's an Australian post worker behind us. Very important behind us because they're never ahead of schedule, are they? No, yeah, because they're always behind. And Ryan and I riding a couple of Janines down the street.

Couple of robo vacs. But it's just so cute. And it popped up in my tagged photos and I fucking love to see that. Isn't that so cute? I haven't seen that till now. That's incredible. Yeah, that's what I wanted to show you. We'll pop it on the screen as well. We've got a little screenshot

of it and we'll pop it in the episode thread as well. So is it Fliss? She's driving the car? Well, I don't know if that's Fliss or not. But just what a Jimny. I like to assume that that's Fliss leading the... Out of the four vehicles in the picture, what would you say is your favourite? Janine.

Hmm. Because I think I agree and I feel... Patriotic to the Jimny. Disloyal to the Jimny. Yeah. To put it third out of four. But it is. Obviously, the postie bike can go get fucked. Well, that's four.

Yeah. So it goes Janine, Janine, Jimny. But don't we just look like pretty cosy just riding on a vac robot down the road? Well, I love that I'm like in an hoodie. Yeah. Beep. I'm in a beep. You don't say the word.

Sorry. Legally. And you're just like in a little hoodie and like little pants. I just think it's so fucking cute. That is cute. So I wanted to share that. Yeah, it's on the screen. We'll put it in the episode thread as well.

I love that. But thanks, Fleece, for doing that. That's really cool. I'm really creative as well. On Monday's show, this is not who you'd expect to get this advice from, but I'm just going to mention what Tony's done. Financial advice. Two hot finance tips that I've seen from the world of Tony Lodge,

and I'm going to present them to you, and Tony will comment on the genius that she is. Fuck, I'm good. You are good. Yeah, fuck, I'm going to present them to you and Tony will comment on the genius that she is. Fuck, I'm good. You are good. Yeah, fuck, I'm good. Bean impressions and saving your beans. Beans, there's a word. And getting your bean hard.

Two out of three. It's okay. Sorry, sorry, sorry. But back on Monday, have a great weekend. We fucking love you. Also, the hat that I'm wearing is available. Tony and Ryan. I'm wearing mine today.

Fuck. Tonyandryan.com.au. It's one of our hats for the Tarpathon. Get it now. Especially if you're not in Australia, order now. So it arrives pre-Schmalympics. Pre-Calympics. Oh, check it out.

Oh, while we prepare. That's how fast the shipping is. Ryan just ordered that then and that's just come in. Beep, beep. Yeah. Janine dropped it off. But if you. And also, there's Tony and Ryan on the back is. Ryan just ordered that then and that's just come in. Janine dropped it off. And also it says Tony and Ryan on the back there. Oh, that.

What's up, fellow kids? Who's that guy in that meme? Steve Buscemi. My fellow youths. So good. What's up, dogs? Yeah. Anyway, we'll fucking leave you with that. Love you so much.

See you Monday. Who wants some candy from the van? Stop saying the van thing. It's really upsetting, dogs? Yeah. Anyway, we'll fucking leave you with that. Love you so much. See you Monday. Who wants some candy from the van? Stop saying the van thing. It's really upsetting, eh? Would you like some candy from the van? Love you, bye.