Toni and Ryan - Toni's Gash

Episode Date: August 21, 2024

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Hey, it's Hot Ash from Perth, fresh from the Ears Tour in London, and I approve this podcast. So you know how people refer to me as Nostradamus for my ability to predict the future? The Hunchback of Nostradamus? I actually don't know what's going to happen in the next 30 to 40 minutes because in the last 24 hours, Tony Lodge has experienced the highest of highs, the most crushing of lows. And before we've just hit record,

we've done a deep dive into Little Bow Wow's discography. I believe it is just Bow Wow now. He's a big boy. Yeah, but we went back to Little Bow Wow. We did, yeah. And to answer the question, we don't know where your dog's at. Yeah, Bark Woman now. However, though, we were talking about 102 Dalmatians,

the real-life version with Glenn Close in it, which is the best version of 101 Dalmatians. What did you think of Cruella with Emma Stone? I really liked it. Same, I loved it. I thought it was good because it was, like, one dalmatian what do you think of cruella with emma stone i really liked it i loved it i thought it was good because it was like different enough from like yeah it was like a different enough story yeah instead of like just remaking the old shit like it was like a different angle yeah

agreed which i vibed i all but i didn't it was sad though wasn't it yeah sad tale um i've also seen tony like i said she's had a big 24 hours she's gone the fuck through it but what i have seen is tony in her peak element because not two hours ago we were at lunch here in london still in london by the way yeah and we're at lunch and the table next to us someone's having a birthday party and we're at lunch and the table next to us, someone's having a birthday party. And we're getting towards the end of the happy birthday song. And I go, hey, Tony, get in there. And then Tony got in there and hip-hipped from another table for a people we didn't know.

And they all hurrayed. And then afterwards kind of went, where did that? What was that for? Where did the hip-hip come from? Who's our phantom hip-hipper? I believe I heard someone say. Yeah, and I thought, oh, she's back. She's back. The phantom of the hip-hipper? I believe I heard someone say. Yeah, and I thought, oh, she's back.

She's back. The phantom of the hip-hipper. But what you might be able to tell as well is that yesterday, on yesterday's episode, we did say that we were going to record this straight after I got home from Taylor Swift. That has not happened. We'll get to it. Because of the crushing lows.

Yeah. But it's coming. Yeah. Let's just, should I just, I don't want to give much away, but Tony Lodge versus Public Transport in London. There was a winner. Actually, no, there was just two losers, really. Two losers.

That was me and Hot Ash. Yeah. Just two losers on the train losers getting crushed both spiritually and physically and physically yeah and emotionally i will get to that soon but first normal or nah this is normal or nah the travelers edition no you're thinking of barbara streisand's beaches what'd you call me and sophie she's in a couple of beaches she's in oh no that's witches oh god sophie's. She's in. Oh, no, that's witches. Sophie's out of control in London, by the way.

We'll get to that soon. Sophie's a loose bitch. Yeah. Can I just say, Sophie literally is sitting on her laptop right now with headphones on listening to us record this, and she has a white claw. She's drinking alcohol right now mom's on tour uh we'll get yeah watch this space kayla korma normal or nah going to the hotel

breakfast barefoot kayla says my boyfriend does this and it's gross and so embarrassing i'm gonna say nah because you'll remember ryan there's been a lot of times because we've traveled so much together for work and we stay in hotels a lot um that when we first started traveling i didn't really have like a routine um and then i realized every time we would travel, I would forget to bring a random shit outfit to like go down and eat breakfast in or to like wear to the pool or whatever. I didn't have like a baggy shirt. Yeah, I didn't have like a hotel transit outfit. Yeah.

And so I would go down to the thing in my pyjamas a lot. But the other thing that I would never have or like a nightie with a denim jacket over the top to make it look like a dress. But the other thing that I would never have, or like a nightie with a denim jacket over the top to make it look like a dress. But also... Do you reckon that worked? Do you reckon that fooled many people? I don't know.

I really don't know. Yeah. But the other thing that I, like, you're doing that and then you've got to wear sneakers because they're the only shoes that, like you haven't brought like a casual shoe, like thongs or something to just slide on. Yeah.

By the way, that's like sandals for those playing along in the US. Oh, thongs is, yeah. Flip flops. Flip, that's it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Do you feel like you've got your ratios down pat now? In your bag, you've got like slopping around the hotel clothes and going out clothes. I'm much better now with packing. Because the other thing is you don't want to wear like a day outfit to breakfast because you end up covered in food. In hollandaise sauce. Yeah, like so then one runny egg and you're fucked. Your day's over.

Yeah, KO. Hollandaise sauce. Hollandaise sauce. Callan, ask normal or not. Hi, Callan. Being a grown-ass adult and being afraid of eating something from the minibar because it'll send your whole family bankrupt normal remember when i ate something from the minibar in sydney and you had a fucking meltdown i was literally about to say

you do this you i think that another thing that you've done is like come into my room before and being like, oh, can I have something from your minibar? And I'm like, well, no. Like, obviously not. And then like, no, you can't. What did you call me? No, you can't.

Like I say no. And then you eat it anyway. Thanks for listening. And then you just go back to your room and get the thing and put it back in my fridge. But, like, I think I got... Don't put a Kit Kat in my mini bar, you know what I'm saying? Kit Kat Chucky.

Whoa. And then I'll get docked for it later. I don't know if this... As if it's not the same card paying for both of our rooms anyway. Yeah, yeah. I don't know if this, as if it's not the same card paying for both of our rooms anyway. I don't know if this is real. Like, I think that you might need to myth bust this for me. Okay. And I don't know if once again, maybe I've been lied to by someone in my family.

Fucking bring it on. But someone told me that like the second you take something out of a minibar, it knows. What's it? It knows. She's pointing to Jesus, by the way. But like that it was like. Like there's little lasers in there. Or like weights under where the things are.

No, they're dinky little old fridges. Surely not. Oh, so we just said some do. Is that like in Vegas, a thing in Vegas or something? But basically they had like weighted minibar fridges. And so every time I go to a hotel, I'm like, well, this might be one of those. And so I worry that if I take it out, it's just going to charge me for it anyway. And then I go, well, I don't want this tiny gin.

So my mum had a hack for this. Well, not for the electric ones. But we would just be going mini bar wild at the great ocean blue resort on the Gold Coast. Oh, so don't. And then on the last day, big fan of their work. Mom goes, okay, Ryan's had a Sprite and a solo. I've had down to the supermarket and it's like a 10th of the price.

Yes. And then you stock them back up. Yeah. And then it's like, oh, you've oceaned 11s them. You fucking slipped in there, snuck it through. They're not taking any cash off your them back up. Yeah. And then it's like, oh, you've oceaned 11s them. You fucking slipped in there, snuck it through. They're not taking any cash off your card, mate. Yeah. And I guess as well, like, it's still the thrill of eating something from a mini bar, like, as a kid.

Yeah. Because, another shout out to the Lord Forest Hotel in Bunbury. That is one of the dankest places in the world. It is the best. It's one of the dankest places in the world. It is the best. Guys, there is a full-size pool in the foyer in the lobby area of this hotel, which seems like a good idea until you realise it's indoor and the whole building smells like chlorine.

And it has its own atmosphere. Like it's really humid because it's warm. It's a heated pool. And also, so it's like the way that the hotel is, is that it's like a big circle and all the rooms are on the outside. So as soon as you walk out your door to your hotel room, you can see down into the lobby, which is like where the pool is and there's a restaurant there.

And you get hit with the chlorine stank. And the chlorine, so it's like intense, but it's great. Great hotel. It's fucked. This one's from Anonymous. Oh. Borrowing a book from your local library and taking it overseas. For example, getting a book called Tomorrow and Tomorrow and Tomorrow

from the Darabin Library and Reservoir and bringing it to London. Normal or nah? Okay. and bringing it to London. Normal or nah? Okay. Copyright laws, my first question. Are you licensed to have that book overseas?

Are you licensed to read that book overseas? Are you licensed to carry that weapon overseas over international borders? I've got a friend of mine who's reading that book at the moment and lives um in the tarabin council and he's currently in london he's a friend of mine and loves white claws sophie did you take a book from a library into international waters i'm afraid so did you really felt illegal very legal are you scared that you'll leave it here and then be forever fine for late fees yeah i can't go to jail i've got a child what if the darabin library's not insured for overseas and then what if the book's damaged

out of its jurisdiction yeah and they go well we'll have to wash our hands that and you'll have to replace that and then then what are you going to do? I'll have to speak to Darabin Library Insurance Pty Ltd. Because you obviously can't afford the book, Sophie, and that's why you borrowed it. No, I've lent all my money to you. Yeah, there's a real power play going on here, by the way. Every time we're anywhere, Sophie goes,

do you need me to lend you some money? Tony owes Sophie a fortune. Okay, I'm turning your microphone off, Sophie. Sophie's about to send some guys from the bad side of reservoir over to your house on the good side of the reservoir to go hey uh excuse me i don't hate to there be any issues the other day sophie texted me and was like do you want a coffee and i thought i'd love one of you of you on your way in. And she gets to the office and she goes, oh, yeah, my husband actually got it, so you owe him five bucks. That's like a gable.

He's not part of our internal ecosystem. Yeah, so you've got to pay. You know how sometimes it's like, oh, I'll get coffees today, you get them tomorrow. Yeah, but you're not going to buy him coffees. Yeah, no. Have you got a coffee machine at home, Soph? Well, I reckon Tony's going to have to get around there

and start firing up those beans. I'm going to have to start slinging some hotties over at your place and some coffees as well. It's Hot Ash from Perth in London And you're listening to Tony and Ryan A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon Thank you very much for listening to us all the way from London Doesn't change the listening experience, obviously, except for these are dope episodes. Dylan Galloway.

Except we're sitting on a couch. We've come in hot from a festive lunch. You're saying that like you didn't have tequila with your chicken wings earlier? I didn't have tequila. What did you have? I don't know. It was like a mystery cup. Mystery cup.

No, I think it was like a Japanese whiskey with like green tea and something else. It was nummies. It looked funky. But because I'm not a big drinker, it just goes straight to my legs. Yeah. So your legs are hammered. When I drink, yeah, my legs get heavy and I just can't deal with it. Is that where you dance off the table in the restaurant?

That tap dance. Tap dance. Is that Michael Flatterley? No, Tony's had a whiskey. That's who? Michael Flatterley. No, Tony's had a whiskey. That's who? Michael Flatterley. Do you remember that guy? The vastest legs in the east.

I know. West. Do you know he used to sleep with one of the backup dancers before every show? Just like get in the zone. Am I thinking of the right guy, Riverdance? You are. But what did you say his name was? Michael No, what did you say his last name was?

Flatterly You're actually, yeah, Michael Flatterly Yeah, so fuck you And I saw him today and Tony disappeared and then he appeared We had sex and then he No, do you know what is really funny about that? Is that you're like, the name was so close, right? Like you were so fucking close on the name.

How have you gotten that close on that name? Have I not got it? Yeah. Of all the things for you to actually get correct. What's his name? Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance. Are you sure there's not an extra syllable in there? Yeah, that's fine.

Anyway. Extra syllable was the backup dancer. Guys, Tony saw Taylor Swift last night. Hey, I haven't done my shout outs. Oh, fucking get. Shout out Michael Flatley. We started talking about Michael Flatley. Shout out to the Riverdance crew.

Dylan Galloway, good on you, Dylan. Sarah Grubb, or Sarah Grubb, I believe. get we started talking about michael flatterly shout out to the river dance crew dylan galloway good on you dylan sarah grab or sarah grab i believe uh chris richards theodore solon lorraine percival and dorban tonia that's tony's name in romania dorban tonia sounds a bit like tony and torbs like a little bit it does i've been away from my family for a while so i'm seeing their faces everywhere actually i'm gonna regret asking you this but i saw something when you said that reminds you of tony and torbs i'm like i can actually see where your head's at there yeah someone today said that thursday is the same as seven times seven equals 49 agree thursday is definitely a seven yeah yeah thursday has seven vibes and i saw that which is real yellow to me. No, but it wasn't seven.

It was seven times seven equals 49. No, but I see where the seven times seven's come in because Thursday has seven vibes. Yeah, and so I read that and I went, that makes absolutely no sense, but it makes perfect sense to Tony. Thursday's a two. I thought you said it was a seven. Tuesday's a two.

Correct. Yeah. Just testing you. Yeah. Hey, last night Tony went to see Taylor Swift. The final night of the Ears tour. Hot Ash from Perth. In Europe.

Was, you know, Airbnb and they were getting ready and Sophie and I were in the next room because it was like our daughter had a friend over for a play date and it was so cute. And then we were proud parents sending our daughter off to prom. And you guys took heaps of photos of us and stuff and like, girls, come here for a photo before you go. Oh, come on.

Yeah. Come on, girls. Yeah. So how was it, Tony Lodge? It was so much fun. It was really fun getting to know Hot Ash from Perth because I'd like met her for the first time at our meet up on Saturday. Yeah. I've chatted to her for ages like two years you know um but yeah no it was it was really

really fun it was amazing seeing the new part of the concert so there's like the new album so she got a few new songs in there um Florence like you know Florence and the Machine she she did a song which was like a total surprise and yeah so that was just unreal jack antonoff played a song with um tails which as well really really cool and there was um a guy so we as we were walking over to the stadium and stuff like lots of people stopped us to trade bracelets and um get a photo with me or whatever and then like when we sat down the um this like two people sat down next to us and the guy charlie was like a really big fan of the podcast and just such a sweetheart and it was their first time seeing the eras tour um so it was really cool like experiencing that

with them as well um and we were chatting about the pod and he was asking about my book and like it was just really really wholesome so that was like that it was and it was just the best night like it was just so fun we were so dressed up and like you guys looked amazing the vibes were just so high you know like i'd made my outfit ash had hers made like by a proper dressmaker like just. But she didn't make hers. Yeah. No, she didn't. I did. Okay. Not hers, mine.

Yeah, that's interesting. Yeah, because you could tell because by the time I was getting home, all the sequins were like starting to fall off. Yeah, but it looks like you've had a good night though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like when you walk home with your heels in your hands, which was basically me. Yeah, so tell me about the turning point.

You had a great night until you had a shit night. I just was, I had such a fun time but there was something in the back of my mind looming about the fact that i knew that i had to with like 96 000 people try and get out of that fucking place yeah and it was sold out at wembley stadium and i was like do you know what we'll do let's just sit in the stands until like it gets quiet and then we won't get crushed on the way out and ash was like perfect like that's exactly what we're in no hurry let the crowd move on we'd also for three and a half hours danced our fucking asses off yeah and when we got dropped off at wembley we got dropped off like on the other side to where we were going in so we had

to do like a full life of the stadium anyway so my feet were fucking killing me yeah I was wearing just like platform ducks and Ash was wearing heels as well so both of us were just like we've just and we'd been so excited that we didn't eat anything didn't eat anything all day but the whole time I'm just thinking about like how we're going to get out of this stadium. We sat, we're sitting there and then they started to sweep the stadium. Like security swept up and everyone out. Get the fuck out. Yeah.

So they had this big like do not cross like line. And they literally swept people from the front of the stadium all the way to the back and like got everyone out they're like you can't stay here oh my god so you're getting moved on so we got moved on then we go out of the stadium we're like well at least lots of people would have gone by now and we just see like a sea of swifties 2000 have got out 94 to go yeah and it was just crazy anyway so our feet were so sore. It ended up like we finally got into a train station, which took like 45 minutes to get into Wembley train station because they'd stopped everyone on the street.

The roads were closed so you couldn't get a car. Like it was just fucked. And I'm like not great with crowds. I'm not great with like just I just felt really overwhelmed. So I'm like trying to meditate in my mind and it was just like and I'm not like it was so much fun but I'm never ever going out again like ever ever I've just like that's my retirement from fun consider it this my resignation so we were going to record the podcast when you got home it was well after midnight I'd just gone to bed

and said Sophie come wake me up when Tony gets in. Because I messaged you guys. I was like, I reckon we'll be home by like 11, 11.30. I messaged at 11.30 being like, we're not even at a stadium yet. And so then Sophie comes in and goes, Ryan, it's time to wake up. And I was like, well, where am I? And I go, oh, we're going to do a pod. And she goes, Tony's in a, she's had a big night.

And so I walk out there and you, I wouldn't say crying, but you had been defeated by the feet and the blisters and the big day and the fact you hadn't eaten for 58 hours. I hadn't eaten anything. So I just felt so dizzy. And like my, I think you can hear like my voice is a bit raspy. Just from fucking screaming the house. Like we, we went hard. Gave it a big crack.

We went off like a frog in a sock the whole time. Now, I think this is where we get to the lowest of lows because when I walked out of my bedroom, you were pretty low. Yeah. And Hot Ash was here. She came back to our house because she was going to record the podcast for us. Tony brought a girl home. I did bring a girl home.

Lucky me. So Tony's looking pretty low and I thought she can't get much lower than this. She's got sore feet. She's been on her feet. She's danced her little heart out. And I said, sweetie, would you like a foot rub? And I was like, that would actually do me fucking in right now. You had one word of warning.

I said, can you just avoid the back of my heels though? Because I've got blisters. And I was like, yep, can do. All good. Yeah. And it was not only did I have blisters, they had like opened up. Yeah. And it's just like a big gaping fucking puss on the back of my heel.

Yeah. In fact, I think today's episode will be called Tony's gash. Because the back of her heels were gashed up. She said, keep away from my gash. In fact, I think today's episode will be called Tony's gash because the back of her heels were gashed up. She said, keep away from my gash. I said, please just don't touch that.

Cause I think I'll go through the fucking roof. Yeah. So I was giving Tony a foot rub, obviously. And got silly. I didn't get silly. You got silly. I didn't get silly.

Tell that. I didn't get silly. Well, you did. So I'm massaging Tony's feet. We're chatting. She's telling us all about the event and blah blah blah. I'm like laying here like it was really fun. Like the little troll that she was.

And then I accidentally. Because you got silly. Because it's natural to kind of work the heel when you're doing a foot rub. And so I accidentally got the heel and hit the blister and as Tony said I thought I accidentally got the heel and hit the blister. And as Tony said, I thought I'd hit the roof.

You did get air. You got off the couch, came back down and screamed. But then. And I just like, I literally just like seized up. Because I was in so much pain. I didn't want to yell. Yeah. And you squeezed so hard.

What happened? I did a little fart and i'm sitting in tony's lap massaging her feet and i get farted on and then i believe because because i seized up and just like went silent everybody else went quiet because they're like oh that would really hurt like so everyone was everyone stopped. And was it hot ash that said, did you just fart? No, but everybody was silent. And then it was just like. And, oh, Tony. And I went, I think you guys heard my fart.

Hot ash from Perth is crying, laughing. But she's just also crying because we've been fucking through it yeah she had no emotions left to give except to cry because tony just farted and got air because someone touched her heel gap and just like of course a hot i bring a hot girl back and then i farted like isn't that just like sounds like it's in american pie 47 and like yeah that's the premise of that film oh it's so embarrassing and then i was like you and you were like in tears because of the pain you'd been through a rough ordeal getting out of the stadium what could possibly go wrong i fired it in front of a hot girl in front of the hottest girl i've ever met and like oh fuck and i I also, I don't know if you clocked this on my face,

but like I realised I had to make a split second decision between saying you guys were my fart or going like, what was that? Do you know what I mean? No, I think we were all pretty committed to just not saying anything because we knew where you were at. And you all said I wasn't going to say anything. Yeah, I think this could be the end of Tony. She can't deal with this right now.

She's dealt with enough for today. But like immediately I'm like. Those who dealt it felt it. What's the saying? Whoever smelled it dealt it. Yeah. But just immediately I'm like I need to make a choice. And I chose.

You chose honesty. I chose honesty, yeah. Yeah. But fuck, I needed to make a choice. And I chose. You chose honesty. I chose honesty, yeah. But fuck, I just. So from the highest of highs to the soul crushing lows. How are your heels today? How are those gashes? I've just had to go and buy some Birkenstocks because I've only got trainers with me here.

Like I've only got shoes with a back. So I had to buy something that I could wear on the plane home because I can't wear anything with a back on it. And yeah, so it turns out the reason I got blisters in shoes that I wear pretty often and don't get blisters in is because I bought these like little blister patches. And then last night when I was taking them off, cause they'd kind of worn down,

that's what peeled all the skin off and opened the gash up. Which is the exact opposite of what they're supposed to do. Had a look at it today. And my mom over here, Sophie Woods on her kitty cat chair says, Tony, you're supposed to put that on a blister. It's not to stop you from getting a blister.

This heals a blister. Oh, so I thought they were already blisters. No. Oh, you fuckhead. So I put these on because it said like blister tape or whatever. Yeah, great. And I was like, oh my God. Yeah, see, it's called blister plaster.

But it is for if you have a blister blister yeah language barrier would you peel off it's because i'm overseas do you think it's the jet lag no no you are on the record as saying you can't nah too long the language barrier yes international chemist well do you know an international chemist when you're there is a local chemist? That is actually beautiful. I love that you've just said that. Is Chemist's Warehouse a foreign chemist when we're in London?

Oh. You just made a sound like you. What do you reckon? No. Then this is also not one then. I don't think we're in the mind space to deal with such life-changing... Yeah, that's a huge question, actually. Yeah.

That sounds like we need another few white claws. Yeah, so these are for wound healing, not wound preventing. Okay. Yeah, so now I've just got two pussies on the back of my fucking feet tony says that jokingly but it kind of looks like that it's disgusting and the fucking do you know how shocking the exchange rate is at the moment those fucking birkenstocks cost me 130 pounds oh my god 130 pounds can someone please do a quick goog on how much AUD that is? That's $268. Fuck.

I've just made that up. That was just emergency Birkenstocks. Close. Isn't that fucked? Yeah, that is fucked. Yeah. All because you have pussies on your heels. Yeah. Because of the international chemist.

I don't want it to sound like I just, I did, I had the best fucking time. But the in and the out of it someone needs to fix how you get in and out of a stadium why don't you just get taylor swift to come here maybe i'll do that yeah i mean i have just complained about 130 quid i don't i don't think it's going to be less than that i think that would be a bit more expensive to get her so taylor swift comes over here and goes whoo birkenstocks you must be doing all right. Yeah, and then she jacks up the price. Fuck, if we're going to say something else then. All good though.

I've got to love to see it here. Please, please. I really am grateful that I got to go to Taylor Swift. Oh, no, we know. I think everyone would agree the logistics of a big event is tough. And in a city I don't know. So I don't know how to use the fucking train very well. Yeah.

You know. I've got to love to see it here from Max, um submitted this into our facebook thanks maxie this is my you love to see it after retaking the multiple choice exam this morning i'm so relieved and frankly amazed to say i'm now officially an als provider sign language sick um the original date was 27th of june and i was really upset because i didn't do too well um max says struggle with anything um academic i was about to say epidemic fuck me i mean i really haven't slept very much no i said a few drinks at lunch before they said bud i just can't tell though all good i'm playing it really well do you want me to rub your feet do you want to touch my pussies? Let me put my swimming cap on.

Sorry, this is actually a really sweet fucking story. Struggle with anything academic. So for me, passing this horrendous exam means so much. Max says, I've already celebrated by buying a ticket to see one of my favourite bands next year. That's really awesome, but I hope that their stadium has a good way for you to get in and get out i've celebrated by punishing myself i celebrated by wearing platform ducks to taylor swift you will

soon regret that although it's also fair to say that you spent way more time on your feet than you would just like a regular day yeah definitely maybe if you even hoofing it there and hoofing it back yeah was like more... Because, you know, on holiday you just do so many like incidental steps. Whereas if we were at home, like I would have like probably maybe driven to the stadium or... Parked in row F and just watched from the car. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Should we? Or said I would go and then she's not gone. Yeah. I think we have discussed this off air before, but I would love to do a challenge about who can do the least steps in 24 hours. I reckon that... Like a tarp-a-thon, but you only get 100 steps. So if you'll have to drag me on,

I'll lay on a blanket and you'll drag me across the floorboards to go and pee. No? I was hoping you just said no. Okay, two down. Wow. Do you have your last to say it? Yeah, I've got two.

Am I allowed to do two? You can do whatever you want. That sounded bitchy, but I more meant like, yeah, rip it, slut. Sorry. I mean slut in like a hot way. How are you going on, what's your holiday persona thing called again? Passport personality. Which people are texting me about, by the way. I think they are. on what's your holiday persona thing called again? Passport personality. How is that?

Which people are texting me about, by the way. No, I don't think they are. How are you going infusing that into the lexicon of tapas? I think I've done a really good job. I'm getting lots of story replies, people talking about my passport personality. Adele. Anadele.

Anadele, not the Adele. Anadele. Annabelle? Anadele. Anadele. Hi, Annadel. Annadel has commented and said, I know what you guys are talking about. Oh, thanks, Annadel.

It's not a passport personality. It is a holidentity. An identity you have on holidays. A holidentity. Can we say it like holidentity? No. It's so close. I feel like Annadelle has gotten closer than we got.

Did Annadelle say anything about Passport personality, though? She said you're thinking of Holidentity. Who said that? Annadelle. Annadelle. Speaking of Annadelle. That's a beautiful name, isn't it? Some extreme comedy has occurred.

Oh. Extreme. Speaking of Annadel That's a beautiful name Some extreme comedy has occurred Extreme This tarpa comes up to Tony At the London Fields pool At the Lido And says I love the podcast This is amazing And then the lady who works at the pool goes

Oh my god Are you famous or something? And Tony goes Yeah, I'm Adele. The Adele, not Anne Adele. And then I said, I'm Adele. And she went, and I went, hello everyone, you all right? In the line at the thing.

And she goes, That'll be 15 pounds Like she was She was not impressed Yeah okay Yeah That did happen though I fucking fully I fully backed it in

Yeah And I respect that Yeah I'm not Annadelle But I am Annadelle Yeah Yeah Thanks so much for listening

Sorry that I was gonna say it's late We were just late recording It doesn't affect anything. Yeah, it's literally going to come out at the same time. Now, we left a boozy lunch and said we'll be right back. What are the chances of us not doing that and having a nap? If you think a shoe is going back on my feet.

Are you going to hit the bar barefoot? What was that, normal or nah? Hitting the breakfast buffet with no shoes on? I go back to the pub and I go, yeah, you guys, I hope you don't mind. All right, if you see a barefoot Tony in Shoreditch in an hour or so after this came out, send her back home. Shoreditch, yeah, sure, bitch. Sorry.

Whoa. Sorry. All right. Fucking love you. See you tomorrow. No sure, bitch. Sorry. Oh, well. Sorry. Sorry. All right. Fucking love you. See you tomorrow. No video show tomorrow. Video shows will be back next Friday. YouTube only.

YouTube baby. August 30. Yep. I'm sorry. Sorry, I just did such a big hiccup. I thought it was like an internal burp. No, it was a big hiccup. It came out your nose a little bit.

But like it came out of my eye, I think. Yeah. Can you give me a foot rub? Foot r I think. Yeah. Can you give me a foot rub? Foot rubs are off limits. Can you give me a... Actually, I'll ask. A hand job? I'll ask.

Oh, well, if you won't rub my feet, will you suck my dick? Sorry. Yeah, let's compromise. Yeah. Calm in my eyes. Sorry. Compromise. Yeah. Yeah. You see, the elements are there. I am so... Calm in my eyes Sorry Come from my Yeah

Yeah You see the elements are there I am so We're so kooky I'm Yeah kooky Sorry that this episode was probably shit No

We're tired Whenever you say that They love it though What All the tapas love it When we're kooky and fucked It's still good I feel Also Sophie nearly pissed herself in the Uber

So we tried to make her laugh. All right. Actually, though. Yep. Back tomorrow. Love you so much. Love you, bye. Love you, bye.