Toni and Ryan - Toni's Gatorade Taste Test

Episode Date: February 15, 2026

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Salute. Oh, isn't that delicious. Oh, that is disgusting. That's the taste of hydration, babe. What the fuck? Hi, I'm Chloe from Devon, England. This is Andrew, here at the home of space camp in Huntsville, Alabama. Hi, I'm Annette from Bundura, Australia.

And I approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge. Hello. Two massive announcements this week. Yes. Tomorrow on the show, something we're really excited about.

On a little side quest weird Instagram that we never used, Charles has been counting down to this big, massive day. I've given the worst non-helpful clues ever. Okay, so I know what it is, and I saw that and went, what's that? Like, is that for something else? I jumped into the group chat on Patreon the other night and put a few more letters in, and people went, thank you for still nothing. I know what it is.

And, like, I was at the meeting. I still don't know what that is. That big announcement tomorrow on the show. Yeah. In 24 hours, you've got to know what that is. Yeah. The other big announcement, Tony, do you have something to say? And I'll give you a clue.

It's what you told me when we walked in this morning. Yeah. We've got to do a bit of a state of the nations here. So I know that I look like I've had a boob job. I didn't. I just got a new bra. And that's what you're like. My announcement is I have not had a boob job. I have not.

But this bra is making me look fucking hot. as far. Thank you so much. Well, what was your goal for this year? It feels a little bit, be a hot slap. Yeah.

And I was already doing it, but now I'm even hotter. It feels a bit like, so large like you're on the gold coast, feels a bit like it was like, oh yeah, we're on the gold coast because I was like recovering from my life or something.

What has the highest plastic surgery per capita? The gold coast. And I just wanted to join in. Yeah. No, so I've just been wearing these. There isn't a saggy boob on that coast. No.

And I love to see it. Yeah. And neither. me now. So I have just been wearing these bras from like they're like no underwire and no padding because I was like, oh, they're going to be so comfortable. And then I was like, they're just like not really that like the bras actually not that smooth. So if you're wearing a t-shirt, you can kind of see it. And then at the tennis, we did this video and all these people were like, oh, Tony's nipples are really hard, but it was like the bumps in the bra. Sure, man. No, like, because if my nipples were hard, I'd be like hot as fuck. But it was

actually the bumps in the brass. I was like, fuck, I probably need to invest in some better boob control. Has this been inspired by those videos

of you on the roller coaster? That was part of it as well. I think I just need to... Because the bras could not have done less. They didn't do too much. Because... But so I bought these bras online and they arrived

and I'm going to send you a screenshot of what I texted tops. Am I? Is this... It's, it's... It was NSFW for him to receive, but I think it's

chill for you. Oh my God. Well, you haven't used the word boob job vibes. Yep. The angle of that shot and the way you like perking them up. Hey, let me read what you've said. We can put this on this on the screen. Yeah, yeah. I've bought some new bras. My boobs now look enormous like boob job vibes. This is the, this is the scientific, like proper norks. Um, I also want to teach everyone or let everyone know what it is like to work and live with the main character. Yeah. Because as a B player, myself, I got dragged into a room this morning and you're like, just want to let you know, I haven't had a big job.

I've just got this bright. It looks amazing. And now that you've pointed it out, like you do look great. Thank you. But you use the line, obviously everyone will be talking about this. And they will. Charles hasn't stopped talking about it. He's tweeted.

Obviously, everyone would be talking about this. I'm like, nah, it was more just that I felt very aware that they felt very different. And I was like, I'm just going to say something. Yeah. Because I've not been wearing a patted bra. I've not been wearing a bra with any support. And that turns out that it makes quite a difference when then you wear one that, like, fits you a bit better and, you know, whatever. Since we're being honest and making acknowledgements and just getting stuff off our chest.

Yeah. Don't say chest. I am wearing the Birkenstock boots. They are well sprayed, obviously, from shoe spraying week, but they are very squeaky. Yeah, so when you've been walking around the office. Everyone knows. Yeah. And I just want to let everyone...

You can hear you come and it's like a bill. Yeah, I just want everyone to know that I know. Yeah. Yeah. You look very good today, though, that t-shirts really working for you. Are we just all being hot sluts today? I think we are. Charles, are you feeling like a hot slat?

I am. New t-shirt. Is it? Is it? Yeah. Look great. Look at you. Oh my God.

Just start. Is that a competitor of Start the blog? Are you working for it on the show? Is it a competitor for Nike? Nike. Just begin. Please do it. Just do some.

Just do something. Well, now I don't want to tell this story because I feel like we're in a really good place and this might get us a little hot under the collar. Do you want me to tell a different story then? Sure. Do you want to hear something great that fucking happened to me the other day? Please. So I've been swimming like a mad slut.

I've been swimming heaps, been exercising heaps, just like getting into the hot slide energy. Tony called me last night. She goes, sorry, I missed your call earlier. I was in the pool. Oh, swimming laps. Swimming laps. Well, that same day, I walked into the NARC, showed up. Showed up.

And I don't have a membership because I was like, I buy due memberships. I don't use them. And then I just throw the money in the fucking bin. Yeah. I went in there and they go, hey, did you know we do memberships? and I was like, I was like, oh, yeah, and they go, oh, it's just that you're here all the time and you pay every time you come. Did you know it's cheaper to get a membership for the amount you're coming here? That is good.

Yeah, no, see, this is where I'm, this is where I'm torn because the fact that you're going a lot is awesome. And the fact that they're like, hey, like, you don't have to pay every time you come. No, this is, okay, so this is, this really gets at my values because I'm at a crossroads, because I am proud of you for swimming lots. Thank you. But you're also bragging about making a terrible financial decision. Well, you know what I'm serious? Hang on, hang on. Do you know how great I am?

I'm so great. I'm wasting money. No, no, no, no, no. No, let's take one step back though, because totally, totally. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But one step back is that normally the bad financial decision for me is signing up to something and then not going. Is that like Murphy's law though? If you signed up, you wouldn't go.

And if you don't sign up, then you will. Maybe. And you just got to let the universe play out sometimes. And now that it's a bit of a habit, I'm like, if I signed up now, would I feel better about it? Or would that fuck my momentum? And that's where sometimes there's good financial habits. And sometimes there's alchemy, which is the bit of magic that happens. And maybe the magic is not signing up.

Thanks to saying alchemy. I read a book. Guess what it was called. Alchemy. Yep. By Rory Sunderland. But. Do you know what alchemy means?

It means magic and witchcraft. The Lodge Magic. You wrote a book about it. Yeah, I did. I wrote Alchemy by Rory Saunders by Tony Lodge. Whatever. Whatever, he's the greatest economist of our time. Anyway, so originally...

The disrespect. The good financial decision was not signing up. And you have to appreciate that. Because of the amount of times I've signed up to stuff in the past, and just not used it. But so, no. now the fact, though, that they've said, oh my God, you're just coming in so often, you're such a fit hot slar.

Yeah. Did you know? It was like, they were like, hey, like, did you know we've got an option for. You've poor, dumb, idiot. But like. I love that they ask, like, did you know Jims have memberships? As if like, like, obviously. But I respect your decision not to.

But there's just like. No. And the exciting part, though, was that I'm going so often that they're like, hey, did you know? It's like on Matilda when they go, did you know that you can get a library card and take books home? you know and she's just like wow really like it was just really cool that I got it was like at a cafe when they go usual it was like they're like oh you come in here all the time we know what you're after but like we could give you a better deal I just thought that was very cool that is cool it was the coolest thing ever and Charles was like but what so but what are you going to do I think I'm

gonna sign up I think I'm going to sign up good for finance not bad not good for like the the energy, you know. But now that I'm in a good habit, do you feel like it's like you've started something? You've got past that point. Yeah, when normally it's like you go once, you get red hot,

you get the wristband and then you don't go back. How wet are you getting each week? Get there twice a week? Two or three times. That's awesome. It's like $8.60 every time you go. To like just do a casual entry or whatever. Yeah.

And what's the membership trials? I think it's like 25. A week? That's for gym and... That's two zones. That's two zones. We're talking two zones. Yeah.

So essentially you'd be covering your swimming thing and you'd get a free zone. You're getting free gym. You're actually making money. It's like interest. That's an off air joke. There has been some finance chat in the office this morning. Everyone's very worked up and been from differing schools of finance, it seems. Different levels.

But we're all learning together and that's okay. We're all learning together and it's fine. That why you're on your hot string, but that's such a bad financial decision, even though you know that, for me, it was the right choice. Well, there's financial decisions and there's life decisions. And sometimes they're not the same thing. That's nice. Because you got to allow for the bit of alchemy to occur. Say alchemy again. And the alchemy is, like I said, if you don't sign up, you'll swim. And if you do sign up, you won't.

And sometimes you just got to let those play out. And as the great poet said, who are we to fight the alchemy? That's a tell us a song. Is it? Yeah. And as I've always said, Who are we to fight the alchemy? Who are we?

To fight the alchemy. Maybe she's read the Rory Sunderland book. I reckon she probably has. She probably has. Yeah. She's read everything. She, yeah. What else is she?

She does a crosset. I think I want to talk about money some more. Okay. Because on the weekend, I was not allowed into a house inspection because of the way I looked. And I think they thought, no, no, they'd just. me and said no. Not in those shoes.

But actually. What do you mean? So. Because your favorite pastime is looking at real estate online. Yeah. So just some life updates with Mabel getting a little bit older. Bridget, my wife, who's a winemaker by trade, might go back to work. Yep.

And so we've been. Because Mabes is almost three now, which is fucking crazy. She's not a baby anymore. She's a little person, which I love, but also hate. Yeah. So we've been looking at how. in the Yarra Valley, which is like the wine region. Yeah.

So if Bridget does get a wine making job, like we can live out there, I can drive in here to the studio. And it'll be like a bushy rural property. We can live the quiet life out there. Like really, so we've kind of like got our eye kind of, you know, oh yeah. Oh, that wouldn't be too bad. Yeah. But also that's like not that far away.

Like when you hear the Yarra Valley, you go, what are you living three hours away. But it's actually not that far. Yeah. So that's just sort of where we are in our life at the moment. We're kind of like having a look. If the right thing comes up, maybe we'll, you know, so we're starting to do that. So good schools out there in the Yarra Valley and stuff? Potentially, yeah.

But also the Yarra Valley, so there's different areas within it and stuff like that. Gotcha. It says open for inspection, three o'clock this Saturday. And I want you to remember the term. Three o'clock's late in the day. Open for inspection. Yeah. In Victoria, by the way,

it's either contact for inspection or open for inspection. Yeah, so sometimes it's like they don't just run a public home open. You have to look at it privately. This one, foreshadowing. Open for inspection. Okay. So Bridget, Mabel, myself, we drive all the way out there. I know I just said it's not that far, but it's really far.

12 hours in the car you were. So we don't even get to that. we get to the driveway and there's like the junior real estate agent guy at the drop like at the gate yeah and he goes did you register for the inspection yep and i said no it said open for inspection yeah and he goes no okay and as this happens you're still standing like i can't drive past it yeah as this happens this car pulls up behind me and it's this silver fox driving oh hot So this old guy, he's got like dark cool aviators with like gold frames. Like a slick.

Can aviators ever be cool? No offense, Charles. They can and Charles says a fence taken. Slicked back hair like kind of. Yeah. And he's just looking unreal. Do you reckon he'd like my boob job? Driving his Bentley.

What? And next to him is like you're very proper, well, put together, a lot of jewelry. Old money. Old money. Probably his second or third wife. Hot.

I can't wait down my third wife. But she, I would say late 40s, early 50s. He had just a real distinguished kind of gentleman energy. Yeah. Distinguished gentleman energy.

So he calls the senior real estate agent who's up at the house. Oh, on the phone. Yeah. And goes, yeah, hey. Hey. Should I say the name?

Yeah, fucking. There's a couple here with a kid in a scota. Morning to come through. And there's an older couple in a Bentley. Mm. No. So then the real estate guy, I hear this. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Okay. Okay. Thanks. Sorry. So he comes over to us and goes, hey, mate, can you just like pull over to the side here? And I go, yeah, sure.

So I sort of pull the car around. You're like, oh, he's just making us park here and then we'll walk up. Then he waves the Bentley through. How'd that feel? Oh, wrong draw. It's backwards. Right, sorry, Ryan's putting a wig on. Oh, that's, oh.

Am I meeting now for the first time? No. No. Oh. Who am I meeting now? Ryan's going to. Julia Roberts. Because I've been pretty woman.

Do the line. Well, I haven't bought another house yet. Big mistake. You work on commission, don't you? Big mistake. Huge. So... You look just like Samantha Jade.

Then they take that back. She's a pretty woman at the moment. Is she? Is she? Yeah. Samantha Jade? Do you think I fucking talk for free? Yes?

You do all the time. Yeah, I do. I wish I could pay to make it stop somebody. No, comedy. Comedy. Julia's really let herself go, hasn't she? So he waves the Bentley through. Sorry, there's hair in my mouth at the phone.

And comes over to me and he goes, sorry, mate. You'll need to register. It turns out on, he goes, and I said it, it says open for inspection. Yeah. And he goes, yeah, but if you're going to the statement of information at the bottom there, it says we'd like you to register for an inspection. And I go, yeah, cool. But on the listing, at the top, it says open for inspection.

Yeah. And I said it sounds- That's your clerical error, you fucking dog. I said, it's- No, so agree. And then he goes, I said, it's open for inspection. It sounds like you're closed for inspection. You did not say that.

You did not say that. And to be fair, he's the guy out the front with the fucking clipboard. He's doing what he's told. Yeah. He's doing his job. Yeah. And he goes, I'm sorry. We can call you after if you want, but we just, we don't like time wasters.

That was not the words to use to Julia Roberts. That was not the words to use. And so you know what I said? Do you think I got angry or I was like calm and empathetic? I just feel like angry is not really your stuff. Like, you don't really get like that. So I'm guessing that you're like, okay, if you don't want to buy this house, like, all good. Like, I was very calm and empathetic.

Let me tell you exactly how I'm empathetic I was. I went, oh, you know what, dude? I totally get it. I would hate to have my time wasted. Because did you know, one time I actually drove all the way to the Yarra Valley to go to open for inspection and they wouldn't let me in? What a huge waste of fucking time that was. I get how much. it sucks to have your time wasted.

You did not. Of course I didn't, but I thought about that the whole way home. Oh, sorry. Oh, good. Can I get you guys coffee or something? Yeah. Do you want me to get you? Sorry.

If I was selling my house and I found out someone that was genuinely interested in buying it wasn't allowed in, I would be furious. I was literally about to say, oh, I wonder how the owner felt about the fact that they were turning people away. Yeah. And like, again, I didn't say. I bet you in a month, there'll be a price drop on that house and they won't be able to move it. Well, they're asking top dollar and I fucking hope they can sell it.

No, I hope they can't. Like, no, I mean, like, I hope you can because I'd hate to not be able to. Yeah. That's crazy. Now, here's a couple of other things I wish I could have set up the time. This is the shower thoughts. You've got to let it out. Here's a one.

Why couldn't you just register on your phone at the thing? I said, can I register now? Yeah, like, but it was like, consider me registered. Yeah, there was like no one else there except, I think there was one other couple up in the house and the Bentley guy. Like, it wasn't like there was 100 people there. Yeah. Because it is quite rural. It's not like you're just walking past and.

Totally. Um, and I was like, can you just register now? And he was like, it says pre-register. And I'm like, how about you pre-suck my dick? Yeah. But I, here's what gets me because I, here's what gets me because I, I'm not a car guy. Yeah.

And I'm like, maybe I'm a house guy. And guess what I'm actually here to buy? Maybe the Bentley guy can't afford this house because he spends all his money on fucking bentley's. No, but you know what I mean? It's not even about negging the other person. We don't have to have a go with the delicious boy who's in the Bentley. In their mind, Bentley equals money to spend on house.

I'm like, maybe it does, but also maybe it doesn't. But also these days, you can't make a judge. Like, yeah. He said the word scoda on the phone. That's fucked. It's made in the same factory as the Audi. Like, they're all the same fucking shit. They're from the same place.

Cars are all the same. They actually are. Like, and I am a car guy and they are all the same. Yeah. But it's just like some people like some things and don't like others, who are you at the gate with a fuck will clipboard to tell me what I like and don't like? Fuck. What a douche bag.

Yeah. Yep. fucking shove that clipboard up your ass. You should report them to the A-T-C. I actually have a different idea. Okay. I think instead of buying that place, I'm going to buy the place next door to...

And hopefully, Maple takes up the drums. Or that. Yeah. Do you know what we should do? My daughter took up the drums. Nope, I've got an idea. If I only had that place fire away, where we could play the drums and there was no one else around to annoy it.

But unfortunately, we bought a house next to the real estate agent. I've got a better idea. Please. They're going to post the link to this house. And every single tarper is going to register for inspection. Yep. And they're going to get 20,000 people registered for this inspection. And they're probably going to put catering on.

And none of us are going to turn up. Don't know. Then there would just be little salmon biscuits go to waste and people will have to eat them. We'll be at the oven. They'll let me in in the Audi, I reckon. They let Charles in in his MG. If I found out Charles went to that house in his MG hatchback, unregistered.

No, I reckon, I reckon we share the link and everyone registers for it. Okay. And we fucking show them a piece of our mind. Big mistake. Huge. You work on commission? Yeah. Fuck it.

Hi, I'm Craig from Devon, England. This is Andrew here at the home of space camp in Huntsville, Alabama. I'm Annette from Bundura, Australia, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Full legal disclaimer. Yep. We've beeped her name. With beeped her. Their name.

And sharing the link was for comedy purposes. Yeah. We're not going to be showing the link. Yeah. For the best. For everyone. Yeah. We've cooled down.

And because what if you do buy it? I'll take it the wig off. Also, what if you do buy it? Yeah. But if they let you in and then... I'm welcome to everyone to Beyonce's Airbnb for the dips and dips. No, you said. No, you said it. You never invited anyone over.

You're welcome anytime. A massive shout out to a few of our champion type was over at our Patreon. There's new content every Saturday. So if you don't get enough Monday or Friday on a Saturday, we've got some new stuff. And then we live stream every month as well. News, but would you call it bonus stuff? Bonus. Yeah.

So it's not just like another episode. It's like I've logged from our travels. Like we're on the Gold Coast, things like that. Come on over. bit of fun. And you can go to Fiji. Oh. If you'd like.

If you want. Oh, should I get my... Yeah. A lot of props. Oh. Sorry, Julia. Found the horse photo. Oh, you should have taken the horse photo to the house open.

And then maybe they would have been like, oh, he gets it. There's a boarding pass. If you would like to go to Fiji every month, someone for themselves and a plus one gets a trip to Fiji on us. And we're coming with you. So we're taking eight tarpets. to Fiji. All the terms and conditions are available at our link tree. And so you can check it out.

Look at the dates and stuff. Make sure that you want to, before you join Patreon. You know how we made some disclosures earlier about your boobs and some disclosures about not sharing the link and just like being honest and stuff? This isn't a real boarding pass. It's like a prop.

It's like a prop. It's like acting physically. Yeah. It's a bit like how just before if you're watching on YouTube, that wasn't Ryan's real hair. It was a wig. That wig was actually... Julia Roberts' hair.

It wasn't actually... Julia Roberts's hair. It wasn't actually Julia Roberts. It was me in a red wig. A massive shout-out to LW. Good on your L. These are a few of our champion tappers, by the way, who hopefully are registering to come to Fiji with us.

Who was that? LW. Is she related to Al Janna? That's really funny. Courtney Church. Hallelujah. Angel. Oh, what have they known each other?

Catherine, Megan. Good on you, Catherine. Denise Fikera. Kirtel Murfling Sarah Wheeler Christina Good on you Christina Lauren

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For being part of our Patreon I think that was The sexiest bunch of names We've ever had Do you like that Yeah Was it also just like The blah

The blah The bass Like the pacing Kip Kate? Kit Kat Kate Yeah She'd get it Yeah she would too

So for the last Confirm, she would actually. Like a few months a year. Charles, I'm going to stop you right there. The one time he has the hot take stuff ready. Charles has, every Monday I do a hot take. Charles has just gotten up to get the costume over to me, but I actually have spent a little bit of time in the craft cave,

what I'm calling it now. It does look like a cave. Yes. What? Like it's sort of like dark and mysterious. Yeah, the lighting in the, like the lighting for where I film is great. Right, yeah. But the rest of the room is quite dark.

That's what I mean. It kind of feels like cool and mysterious, like a craft cave. Yeah. I think we should lean into the craft cave. Yeah. And so I spent over the weekend, we got back from Gold Coast. And I was like, you know what? I'm feeling inspired.

I'm feeling ready. So I've made a new hot take Tony outfit. Oh, okay. It is a flaming headband. I made this flame crown because when we started doing the hot take, we used to be sitting at a desk. and I would put the cape on and I could hold the thing. Yep.

And that was quite good. That doesn't really work now that we're in these armchairs, a bit of theater of the mind. The armchair doesn't allow for a draping cape. Yeah. So I made this. That looks stunning. Thank you so much.

And do you know who you look like? And I don't. The Statue of Liberty. You do look like the Statue of Liberty. Yeah. But the evil version because mine's red and hers is green. Okay. So next time we're in New York, which is scheduled for never at this stage.

Let's get a phone. of me standing at the bottom of Manhattan and on the left shoulder is like the Statue of Liberty and she's like the good one. Yeah. And then you're on the other side as like the evil one. The bad angel. Yeah.

See like both on the shoulders. Yeah, okay. Because you do look like the like sinister, scary one. But I think that the construction is stunning. Something to behold. I think I've done a good job of making this. Yeah. And so did the French when they made the Statue of Liberty.

Oh, Zutelor. Okay. Great. So, um... Speaking of Zootalore, we're going to the Winter Olympics because I've been obsessed. Continue. Fair. Are we happy with this?

It looks great. And you're right. It does makes it because it was getting a bit messy there. Just getting a bit messy. And I don't think it looked good. It actually really looks good. What's underneath the flames there? Or does a crafter never reveal their secrets?

What do you mean? What's under? Like how is it? How are you defection gravity? It's like batting, which is like... Like cricket? Yes. Like my cricket.

Yeah. Yeah. So I made a pattern of the things. and then like, yeah. Because yeah, it's sticking up. Yeah, it is. I think I've nailed it. You really have.

Yeah, thank you so much. Well done. Thank you. Would you like Charles to bring in your match stick now? No, I don't think I want the match stick. Or do we still want the match stick? How will I know if I've been scorched? That's true.

Okay, yeah, I'll do the match stick. Or do we need to reduce the size of it because the size of it and the armchair is also a bit fiddly. Yeah. Like, do we need to, it needs to be like this tall. Yeah, because we've got to be up to scorched. Okay. Well, let's practice.

Because if I haven't been scorched, how will I know if I've been scorched? Open to feedback if people want to comment today and let us know how they feel about the headband with the match stick. Can they comment on the boobs too and how that looks? Sure. Sure. They will. And they should because they look great. Okay.

I've got a hot take. Okay. Welcome to the New Zealand version of Tony and Ryan. Heart take, Tony. All right. My hot take is that I feel that there should be a. travel minimum requirement before you can use a travel pillow. You've been scorched.

This is going to ruffle some feathers, I think, because people love their travel pillows. I think they're absolutely ridiculous and so stupid. If anyone in Dallas's seen run, I left it there three years ago. But I don't think that on a QantasLink flight from the Koolangatta Airport to the Melbourne Airport, that you need a travel pillow.

Is that, what, two hours, flight, two and a bit? You know. No, mate. I don't, I don't think that. I completely agree. Can we say, we'll count down and say the minimum? Yeah. Three, two, one, six hours.

Yeah. You said six, I said seven. Yep. That feels fair. I reckon that's right. So like here to Perth is like five and a bit, I think, or six. Three and a half. Piss it in.

Nah, I think it's longer than that. Sydney, mate. It's different back and forth, but do you say Sydney? Sydney's might be five and a bit, but Melbourne's like three hours. From Melbourne? No, to Perth. Oh. I was like, right down.

Come right down. What's the flight from? Melbourne to Perth is four hours, five minutes. So you know how earlier I was like, here's the things I wish I said to the real estate agent. Oh, shower thoughts. Yes. Was there like when you saw the person with the fucking neck cushion?

for a 12 minute flight. Was there like a little sentence or a little look or like how did, you know? Not even. I just thought. You had to walk down the island and go, come on, man. Well, I just thought, what are you? Like, surely it is more effort to have that and carry it around. Because a travel pillow is a pain in the ass.

You just made a joke about leaving yours behind on that plane in Dallas. But genuinely, when you have one and you hook it through your back, it's a pain to carry around. Unless you got one of those ones. Have you ever been sat next to someone on a fly? And they've got one of the ones that they blow up. And it's like, next to you. Has that ever happened to you?

No, but the... You know what I'm? It's like the effort versus reward of a travel pillow. I don't understand. I don't know if it's my posture as well. But I feel like because they're like fat at the back. It's like pushes you forward.

They're not comfortable. I've put one on and got, and I'm like, or maybe... Am I doing this wrong? Yeah. But how else could you fucking do it? Do you know what I have? tried because I thought because you kind of jut forward and you're like well that can't be right that's not good for my brand new job I have put it to the front before and you kind of like

do that everyone who's put it on and gone this is uncomfortable has gone I know what I'll do I'll flip it around and that doesn't work on it because everyone goes I you're just sleeping like this and it fucks your neck the same way it would without the travel pillow yeah like I just don't think there's any wands maybe I would like to change my Take. To just... Permission to change the hot take. I think I know what it is and I think I agree.

Let's fuck off travel pillows. Yeah. I think they're stupid. They're high maintenance to carry around. Yeah. I don't think that we need them. Long flights have pillows and other planes that don't have the little where the little flap.

The little flap on the thing. I'm partial to the flap on the neck. I love getting in between flaps on a plane. So basically you flick them and then you can just lean in and it's fine. I always use it. Oh, Charles is saying no. No. As soon as you lean on it.

You're not in business though, so is that different. As soon as you like put those up and you lean on it, it then goes back. It doesn't say. Oh, no. I haven't had that experience. I don't know if you noticed, but when we did fly back from the Goldie, I did a few like, like I fell asleep and then like my head fell down. And doesn't that scare the shit out of you?

Yeah. And it's really embarrassing. And you're like, is everyone staring at me? Yeah. I didn't fall asleep on the plane because I'd slept. You were well rested from the movie the night before. Watching. Yeah.

Sorry. Yeah. Yeah, lovely movie, except for the bits that I missed, which were quite brutal about. Speaking of the GC, we did chat last week about that you hadn't experienced the joy of having Gatorade. Having a Gatorade. No, I'm not familiar. So to bring you up to speed, Tony and everyone else, like, I don't really believe that Gatorade in present day is for athletes. Yes.

I think it's just for like... Because I said, I don't play sports. That's why I haven't had it. And you were like, I don't think that's like the branding. But I think it's for people who were like, had a big night and a hungover. Or even like we would have like a hydrolite. Or like, if I wake up and I'm like, oh, I've had one of those sleeps where I've like slept with my mouth open. And I just feel how dry.

In the air con or something. Yeah. And you know what's just going to bring me back? Yeah. A gatorade. That's got nothing to do with the fact that I might run a marathon this afternoon. But is it. Both because I think that where I got confused is that you were like,

no, it's not for athletes. I was like, so athletes aren't using it. It's for both, right? I don't know if athletes would. They're probably too much. Well, they might, but it might be too much sugar. They've probably got their own little salt magnesium fucking something. And who's to say?

But I think just excluding yourself from the joy of Gatorade because you have. And plus, you're on first name basis of the fucking pool. So who are you to fucking not? I'm not good at the bank, but I'm good at the pool. So let's, I'm D, I'm D, um, thank you for loving the new crown by the way. And let me, uh, Ryan's gone. Yeah, no, but I'm, I'm not, I'm having that. And Charles has left as well.

I'm here by myself. A part of being a king of, uh, Gangerade is getting to know your favorite color. Oh, um, these look like jello shots. They actually do. Now, last week I said, what did we say? We would have a taste test. Yep. A paddle of, um, a flight of, um, a flight of,

Gatorade. Okay, so there's six shot glasses. No, eight. I also said there would be different flavors of sorbet to cleanse the palate. Okay. There you go. I've got to say something. And as my best friend, I hope that you hear what I'm about to say. Quite a colourful spread. Quite a colourful spread of Gatorade and sorbet. What have I got on? You got a white t-shirt on. Yeah. This is not feeling. Would you like us to get some sort of art smock? I don't know the first guy that said this, but should we put a tower down?

You've got to, though, sometimes, don't you? You just know. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm going to risk it for the biscuit. Okay. So am I sorbane cleansing my palate first? We'll cleanse our palettes first.

What color do you recommend? I'm not sure. Is this a little berry one? Oh. That is cold. Okay. Now we've got four different gator. Call me surprised on that frozen sore babies.

Four different gatorades here. We have the orange, the lemon lime, the tropical and the blue bolt. That's what it's called. What flavor is it? Blue. Yeah, blue bolts. I think I'm going to like blue the most. Really?

Let's do that last. Okay, let's start with. What's your favorite? I think. Lemon lime. The first, the orange, yellow and red will get me going. But I feel like the red tropical. I don't know if it is, but it feels like the OG in my mind.

Yeah, okay. So I've got the orange in my hand. Hot little hands. And I've done my... Saloo. Oh, isn't that delicious. Oh, that is disgusting. What the fuck.

That's the taste of hydration, babe. Is it this colour or does that what they all taste like? Oh, that's fucking foul. Oh, unless Gatorade want to come on board, then I really enjoyed it. The mango sorbay is very good. Now, I think the thing about the palate cleanser is that you're supposed to just do lemon because that's supposed to. Whereas I feel like we're just eating ice cream between.

I think the main issue is that our palate cleanser is so delicious. It's almost a shame to have gator. Did you only have that much? I did not light up. Okay, that's going to be a rough afternoon. Well, should I? So this is your favorite, right? No, no, the next one.

Okay. The tropical is my favorite. All right. I'm taking this one. So this is the lemon lime. It looks like piss. It looks like whoever's pissed this is needs a Gatorade. See, you're starting to get it.

Oh, I think I don't like Gatorade. I think I don't like Gatorade. It's the hydration. Now, this one might bring you back. This is the tropical. Hang on, I haven't had my palate cleans up. Oh, how dare I? There's a system.

There's a system. Oh, that hit me back here. You know, when you have something sour and that gets you in there. Hang on a sec. Oh, whoa. Yes. Whoa. That doesn't that get you tingly back here?

Is the Gatorade the pallet cleanser for the stinging sorbet? I think you, fuck, that's so sour. That's given me, Ray Flux. Okay. All right, so this is your favorite one. Yeah, this is the tropical. Now, in Australia, we don't fuck with cherry. So there's no cherry in that.

Oh, okay. It's just the red traditional. And this is delicious, this one. There's that medicine. It tastes like jelly that's not ready to eat yet. Palette cleanser. You know what? I think the palate cleanser is doing the opposite.

I think that it's ruining our palate and tainting the Gatorade flavor. You believe in Gatorade so much that there must be a problem. With the sorbet? That I don't like it. Yeah. And I love someone that backs in a product that hub. Okay, here's the blue. I reckon I'm going to like this one the best.

But after being zero from three so far. Blue is my least favorite. I don't like it. I liked that one the most, but I still hated it. I am so hydrated right now. Yeah. Hydro light tastes way better, I think. And you know, you know that I am a hydrolyte girl,

have been for a long time. I just think that that tastes like cordial, but not in a yum way. Is it, is it yumber if it's like ice cold or something? I don't think you want an ice cold because usually like you just want to slam it down and get the goods into you. And you know how sometimes if it's really cold, it's not like chuggable? Yeah. You kind of want it like just to slam it down.

Yeah. So slam it down again. I just realized I was about to say like, oh, if you've been exercising, you don't want it really cold and then I remembered that that goes against everything that you've been saying so hard but if it's like a real hot day you've been walking around or whatever I get it yeah I see I get the science I see your point of view last week I didn't see your point of view now I get it I'm more open to the concept would you like to try them again is that what you want me to try them would you like us to pour all four flavors into one glass I'm trying yellow again

Oh, she spat it back into the cup. She's, oh, it's bubbly. Oh, hide that. Sorry. Nah, sorry. You made a joke, which was fair earlier about it looking like piss. Yeah. Seeing those bubbles in the top.

The bubbles made it look real pissy. It looks like, oh. Don't look at it. Don't look at it. That's very upsetting. Is this the men's room at the soccer? Whenever. Hello, Gatorade.

Oh my God, it's Gatorade. You're coming from me. Gatorade normally sponsor athletes. Because for the brand of it. We were so close. You're like, oh, that's, hello. Everyone's like, oh, there's a door about. Yeah, there's a parcel here.

I don't know. What is it? Should we wait? There's a parcel. Is it Michael Jordan? Is it subway? That was my love to see. What's your love to say?

I'm sorry that I don't like your drink. I don't love to say that you don't like it. I know. I feel really bad. I want to. Should we put some soda in it? She just don't like it. I just don't like it.

I really like the taste. of hydrolyte, though. I'm really sorry. I feel bad because, like, as your best friend... It was actually fine until that last comment. As your best friend, I want to love what you love, and I don't... No, we can have differences. I just don't bring hydrolight into it.

I don't believe so. I'm right or die, bitch. I love Gator. I've got to you love to see it here, though. Hopefully this can bring us back. I think you'll like this. This is from Georgia Thompson. She says, I've got some brilliant coincidence chat for you all.

And this one... Hang on. I know. What's her definitely. definition of brilliant, like actually brilliant or brilliant, brilliant. I think this is brilliant, brilliant, and I think that you'll like it because this is something that'll bring us together. I'm a bit behind on the pod because I started again and have been binging from the start

all the way through. I just listened to the episode where you're talking about how the BP car wash is a brilliant $12 date. We agree with that. Several great coincidences happened. While listening to the segment, I was also in. in the BP automatic car wash. No, that is good.

The BP also had three entrances and exits. Since I made that comment, it turns out most of them do for fire purposes. But still nice, though. Yep. And I was eating a flavour wrap combo from Red Brewster. Get the fuck out. She says you wouldn't fucking read about it.

And Georgia, I love to see that. That's brought us back around from the... You know, the only thing I could make that better is a not too cold Gatorade. Because you don't want a two cold Gatorade. cold because you can't chug it down. Sounds like I'm being nasty, but I'm trying to pump up. What you say? No, I actually think it's fine that you don't like it.

More for you. No, but the, yeah. No, but here, you know how a few weeks ago, we incorrectly stated that we don't bag it until we've tried it. At least now you can say, I've tried it and it's not for me. Yep. You know, that's fine. I think.

And I respect you loving Gayride when we were on the Gold Coast. I went to that little mini mart and I got you some cold Gatorade. You did and I really appreciated that. Did I get the wrong colour? No, no, I'm fine with it. Any of it. Yeah, like I got some more than others. We got to mix it up.

Yeah, I wouldn't get you cherry though because I know you don't fuck with that. I don't know why Americans have cherry and everything. Do you know what was good though? Hot take. Cherry flavoring is fucking shit. I like a cherry. I like a human cherry. A human.

Yeah, yeah. Like a real life. Yeah. I like a. cherry. Yeah. Put a cherry in a fucking old fashioned and nibble that after. Like a Maraschino cherry.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mabel and I will get a cherry. Um, like from the cherry. Just one?

Just, don't want to spoil us. Let's not get crazy. Cherrys do get expensive. No, but like sometimes we go to, um, what's the,

it's called harvest. It's like a little grocerer. Oh yeah. Grocerer? I tried to say grocery store and grocery at the same time. You might, nailed it. And instead of like buying a pun and of cherries,

like how rich am I? Yeah. Not that rich. But we, We'll walk through the cherry aisle and go, hey, mate, let's fucking. Just, just, you know, a little taste on the way through the store. Yeah, and just see. You're like a great how they're going.

Oh, maybe not for us. They're not quite ripe yet. You know who you're talking to. I wouldn't. But yeah, respect that. Should we go down? No, I wouldn't. I just wouldn't.

It's, you know what dad did months? He went to the dally and goes, can I taste one of those sun dried tomatoes? And the guy gets a toothpick, sticks it in and gets him a whole thing. And he eats it and goes, no. And I was like, can you fucking do that? You can. At the deli, you can ask to taste anything. And do people do that a lot? Yep.

And do you, like, where did you feel in terms of like stealing versus trying? Was it a bit gray? Well, there would, I think it's when you roll through and go like, can my six kids all try to you stick? And I go, I think your kids know that they taste like wharf. Yeah. Yeah. You know, we know. I think it was, you could really tell when people like, oh, I've never cooked with feta before.

What do they taste like? And you'd be like, oh, my God, let me. Yeah. Try the few. So if I know what a grape tastes like, if Mabel and I know that we love cherries. But also, if, you know, seasonally different. You know what's not seasonal?

Poloni. Like, it's... Yeah, because you get a good batch of cherries. You get a bad batch. It's summer. Yeah, it's plastic. That would be like, you know. How could I taste test that red hot dog?

Like, it's tough. How are the BMWs this time of year? Yeah. I just want one. to taste just for the next couple of years. Just see how it goes. Okay, that, yeah, Poloni's not... It just feels a bit different.

You know, one of the greatest lines I've ever heard, Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah. Someone, it says on the thing of Pop-Tarts, like, oh, make sure you do this. Like cook them before you eat them, whatever. Yeah, or something. And then he goes, oh, it basically says to keep it fresh. And he goes, it was never fresh. Yeah.

When you start from not, where are we up to? How can you do it wrong if it was? was never right. Never right. Yeah. So beautiful. Yeah. And so Poloni was probably never right.

Well, and because people would be like, oh, can I get a kilo of Poloni? And can I also get like a slice each for the kids? So I would weigh up a kilo and then let them like take it off the top. Yeah. And they'd be like, oh, I'd be like, well, what? Like, I know that people don't like that. But what am I get? Like, people don't like that.

But I mean. Kids got to eat. Yeah, and you bought the food. Like, it's, I don't understand. Okay, so are the cherries in season, ma'am? They actually are because they're a summer approach. Is that something we should say out loud? Like when we're trying them?

Oh, are they in season? Oh, might just have a little yarn of that. I'll teach you able to say that. Yeah. Are they in season? I go, oh, no, we'll have to find out. My favorite way to eat cherries, though, is like to sit somewhere where there's a lot of grass. And you eat them and then you go with the tips.

It's so satisfying. We used to do that in our backyard. When you nail the... Yeah. When you don't and just flopped on your chin. Yeah, or on your white t-shirt. Do you remember when I did something similar when we're not driving that day? When you went to spit out the window, but the window I was up and you spat on the window?

Yeah. I've got a video of it. I've just done a little burp and it's just like sick, sweet, jelly taste. Would you like the palate cleanser again? That hasn't really helped it. It was yummy. Tomorrow we have a massive announcement. We do.

It's really exciting and you know who's close to knowing what it is? No one. Because my clues have been so unhelpful. I barely know. I'm going to give more clues tonight. Tomorrow I'm just going to rock up and just hope that I do know what we're talking about. Imagine if it wasn't. I just, yeah, I'm just going to wait.

I think it is because we've talked about it a lot. Yeah. Because the clue was really tough. We're actually announcing our huge collaboration. Gatorade. Slade array. I'm aboard. It's a shame that you don't like it because that name is great.

Yeah. We'll workshop it. It's greater ride. It could be greater raid. It's fine, right? It's not my first choice, right? So true, Raid. But we'll be back tomorrow and you're going to like it.

You fucking are actually. You're going to like it. It's a nice one. Yep. Yeah. But not in like it. you might like Gatorade Way. Oh, no.

It's not like that at all. Imagine it's something you like. All right. See you tomorrow. Love you. Bye.