Toni and Ryan - Toni's Nudie Run

Episode Date: July 13, 2023

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan, this is Tony, and we are calling not just someone who works in a school, but everyone behave yourself. Emma in Sydney is the assistant principal. Oh my gosh. She might be on bus duty or something. Hello, Emma speaking. Hi, Emma, it's Tony and Ryan. How are you? I'm great. How are you guys? We're good. Tony said you might be on bus duty, hence why he might not answer, but you're good to speak. I know we're speaking to the, you know, the assistant principal. Yeah.

Oh, that's me. And I just got into my class and so the timing was perfect. I was thinking perhaps though you guys might be a little late. Why would you think that, Emma? Emma, why would you think that? I think Tony might have an idea. Nothing to do with Tony, though. Yeah.

Thank you, Emma. I really appreciate that. I'm glad that you can recognise a star student when you say that. Where? Will you approve this episode, Emma? I would love to approve this episode. Yay! Hi, it's Emma from Sydney and I approve this podcast.

Alright, coming up today on this video show which you can also watch on the Spotify app or your smart TV. You can cast it to your smart TV, which is pretty cool. There you go. Coming up, do I say something about a naked Tony?

Yeah. Cool. Sorry, I lost it. You choked up thinking about a naked Tony. Every time I think about you, I lose my breath. Oh, baby boy, make it lose my breath. In your little breath. Was that Destiny's Child or a spin-off?

In her little breath. in her little room. Anyway, yeah, I've been naked somewhere no one should ever be naked. Okay. That's coming up. Yeah. Do we see that on the video show? I could reenact it. Fucking let's do this. It's far up. Yeah, can we do it now? Do we have to wait the video show? I could reenact it. Fucking let's do this.

It's far up. Yeah, can we do it now? Do we have to wait until after the break? I'm going to tell this boring as fuck story. No, that's coming up. Tell this boring as fuck story. Your story. My story.

I actually have an extreme language warning. Oh. So if there's kids in the car, if there's kids in the room, don't say I didn't warn you. There's nothing we don't say here, so how bad could it be? It just might be frequent because I'd like to pitch a new segment. Oh, okay. If you and your partner have some sort of beef over a particular activity

in your house, this segment can help you. It's called Who's the Fuckhead? Hang on. Let the title sink in. Who's the fuckhead? Who's the fuckhead? You listening can submit yours today in the episode thread in our Facebook group.

Welcome to Who's the fuckhead? What you do is you fill in the blank. Okay. My partner thinks blank. Yep. But I think blank. Who's the fuckhead? Okay. So very simple format. Yep. But I think blank. Who's the fuckhead? Okay.

So very simple format. Okay. So early thoughts into this live brainstorm of a new segment that you've come up with. I would never accuse you of doing anything wrong ever because I think you're a perfect angel and I love you more than life itself. In the past, though.

I was waiting for a big but. Sorry, I just, like, talked to you. In the past, though, you have pitched segment ideas that have basically been normal or nah. Are you talking about... Hang on. Scamseled? Scamseled has been, like, normal or nah.

People playing along at home will realise that has not returned after its initial debut. There was another one that you said, wouldn't it be great if we did a segment where we decided whether something was all good? And I said, a bit like on Thursdays How We Do Normal or Nah. But this, and again, I would never, ever say that you weren't, you know, but is that what this is?

Let's just hang on. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. And it isn't really like normal or nah because in that we talk about what's normal and what's nah and what's this doing? And what's this doing? Like I said. So I'm just looking at my first exhibit into who's the fuckhead. Yeah.

How about instead of you explaining it, let's play along. You can't really read and I've never seen that happen before. Nah, it's... I think it's normal or nah. Nah, let's just play one and let's see how it goes. But instead of saying one, it's either normal or nah. If it's whatever the nah is, you call them a fuckhead. Yeah. But it's the same thing.

Yeah. So hang on, what was on yesterday's normal or nah? We call people fuckheads in normal or nah a lot too. Hang on, what yesterday? I think we called someone a psychopath. Oh, remember yesterday Chloe's husband ate the skin of an orange? Yeah. Who's the fuckhead?

He's the fuckhead. He's the fuckhead. And you might remember that yesterday I said that that was Nah. So he would be a fuckhead. Yeah. So, okay. It's definitely Normal or Nah. Can we play the one that you had planned for today and let's see?

Because maybe the, I like that we're like teeing people up against each other. Like Ryan reckons this, Tony reckons this, like who's the fuckhead? That's the rest of the show actually. So. What is the differentiator of. Is the whole show normal or not? And we haven't realised. Is the whole show normal or nah?

And we haven't realised. What I'm going to do, like a stubborn middle-aged white guy, middle class, backs himself, I'm just going to push on and ignore all other information that doesn't suit me. And let's see how it goes. Who's the fuckhead? My partner, Bridget, thinks that knives do not go in the dishwasher to preserve the blade. I think knives should go in the dishwasher,

not be hand-washed, to preserve my fingers. I would also like to let you know that a few nights ago I cut the same finger, the same spot, for the third time in this calendar year. Not financial year, obviously. It was the third time in this calendar year. Not financial year, obviously. It was the first time for the financial year. Who's the fuckhead? So your wife, Bridget, is a friend of mine.

We're good friends. We get along really well. So I don't really want to call her a fuckhead. Don't we get along really well? Yes. That's a good point. No, you go. I'm the fuckhead.

It's me. It's Tony. If you don't know if there's a fuckhead in the room, you are the fuckhead. Yeah. In this isolated circumstance, I'm going to say Bridget because I'm – How are you going to say – Bridget's a fuckhead.

Yeah. Who's the fuckhead? Bridget. Bridget. Because I didn't know this. Someone told me this recently, that knives shouldn't go in the dishwasher. And, like, what? It's a fucking dish.

Yeah. Almost swore then, Tony Louise Lodge, almost on the buzzer. Yeah. It's a dish, fuckhead. Yeah. Put it in the dish washer. Thank you. That would be like, oh, yeah, I'm putting on a load of washing.

Someone goes, yeah, can you put this sock in? And you go, oh, no, it does washing. It doesn't do socks. What the fuck? Exactly. Like, are you the fuckhead? So we've got this. I love this, by the way.

We've got the long serrated bread knife. Yeah. And so I. What knives are you rocking? You got a Baccarat and you got a Global. I don't know the brand, but we did get new ones for the new house. We've got a Baccarat set and they've lasted us years. We've had them for about six years and we love them.

But how many times have I come in with Band-Aids on my hands? It did happen a lot right at the beginning. Yeah, so it's happened a few. So basically I've got the long serrated knife because I can't put it in the dishwasher. I've got this little scrubber and I'm like. Like a peasant. Like a peasant.

And then I've just like rubbed straight off the blade into my finger and the same bit as last. Oh, that's pretty dumb though. That's pretty dumb as well. Are you saying we're both fuckheads? Well, because if you're, I'm going to use this as an example. Yeah. If you're washing a knife.

Yeah. Like with a cloth. Yeah. And that's the serrated part and this is the flat part. Yeah. For those watching on the video show, you can see what I'm saying. You wash it this way, not this way. Like you always have blade away.

Yeah, but sometimes you're not paying attention. Well, that's your own fault. No, you're the fuckhead. If you're not paying attention when you're washing a knife, you are like asking for trouble. Asking for it. You're asking for knife, you are, like, asking for trouble. Asking for it. You're asking for trouble. You're saying I was asking for it.

You know what I mean? Wow. Anyway, so. But if, like, come on. Our, um. But why can't they call in the dishwasher? Yeah, I know, so. What's it going to do to the blade?

A little bit of water. A little bit of water never killed anyone? Yeah, but a lot of it can kill you. Apparently. That's from can kill you. Apparently. That's from Jumachi. Apparently it takes the sharpness off over time. But then apparently our local butcher, you just take your knife down. You take your knife down and they sharpen them up.

Yeah, so fucking put them in this. So anyway, we didn't have Band-Aids at our house. Oh. And we'd done like a load of washing that had the small towels. So I ended up needing like a full towel to like just wrap my – because you know when it's like cut, you just want to like wrap it and like put a little pressure on it. Yeah, pressure.

And then I was like, fuck, we don't have Band-Aids. A comically big towel for what's actually not that big. See like there, the little – thank you. It'll be better now. I was actually showing to show you not so you would kiss my finger. But thank you. Two for the price of one. What do you hate, a deal?

I love a deal. You hate deals. So I go down to the store and I rock up at the counter with a bloody towel wrapped on my hand, in one hand, in the other hand, a pack of Band-Aids. Why did you leave the towel on to go? It was bleeding. Why didn't you just use, like, a little bit of tissue or toilet paper or something?

I don't know. I didn't really think of that. Well, I just was like, there's no small towels available, so I'll get a big towel. But also, then why didn't you, when you got to the shop, go, okay, it's going to last the three minutes, it's going to take me to, like, run in and grab a Band-Aid? No, but it was like, it was kind of every time I took the pressure off,

I like sort of like throbbed and also was like still bleeding. So you just had this huge, you look like a big fairy floss. And you could see the blood on it. And I had the pack of. That is so upsetting. Can you imagine being like a teenager at your like after school job at Coles and someone walks in with a big bloody towel on their hand and like that would be quite unsettling.

So it was a teenager, maybe 19 or 20, like a uni student or something. Yeah. And so he sees a guy with a full towel that's bloodied and holding only one item for purchase, which is a thing of Band-Aids. He just goes, how's your day been? Hi, it's Emma from Sydney and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout-out to a few of our champion-tapions from the Patreon. Everyone, actually, in the Patreon,

your names will be rolling across the bottom of the video. A few more names going across this week than last week. Yeah, woo-hoo. Thanks for all the minutes, guys. Crystal Dixon. Fucking love to see it. Thanks, Crystal. Thanks, Dicko.

Eden Robinson. Robbo. Zinzan Todd. Toddy. Marie love to see it. Thanks, Crystal. Thanks, Dicko. Eden Robinson. Robbo. Zinzan Todd. Toddy. Marie Michelle McCulloch. Hey. Three Ms. Jesse.

J-Dub. J-Wow. And Jude Decker. Sorry, my throat is not good enough for me to be doing gravelly J-Wows. Sorry about that, deck chair. Deck chair. Do you want some water? You got some there. Yeah, my throat is not good enough for me to be doing gravelly J-wows. Sorry about that, deck chair. Deck chair. Do you want some water? You got some there.

Yeah, I got some here. So I found myself naked in a place where no one should probably be naked. Shouldn't be naked. Where shouldn't you be naked? Church? In public? Supermarket? Yeah. Primary school.

Well, yeah. It was in public. So at my gym, so I work out with my trainer like a few times a week. Do you? And, yeah, fuck you. So Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday morning I like going to the gym. And I know that I'm not alone in this, but I would just like to reopen this case that, like,

exercise makes you need a shit. Does it? Yeah. So, like, every time I exercise or, like, if I go for a run or a big walk or something, I'm, like, I'm in poo town. Is it because it's the morning and I've heard that, like, the movement, like, awakens the bowels?

Yeah. I'm glad it's not just me because I hate going for a long run in the morning because I'll get to the end of the morning and I've heard that it like the movement like awakens the bowels. Yeah. I'm glad it's not just me because I hate going for a long run in the morning because I'll get to the end of the street and go, well, now what am I going to do? Like you run home. Yeah. And so like you know how a few years ago it was like the poo jogger? Yeah. Like, you know, went viral for shitting on people.

Was that around the world? Was this an Australia thing? I think there was multiple poo joggers. I think there was a few. That guy got sacked from his law firm in Brisbane because he got caught poo jogging. And then this Roxy Jasanko had her CCTV and she busted someone poo jogging at her place. Yeah, and it happened at her house like a few times in a row.

Can you explain to people what a poo jogger is? So people have just called out people for saying like, oh, people, humans are shitting on my front lawn or out the front of my house and it's turned out that through the use of CCTV or whatever that it's like, oh, it's someone running past obviously realising that they need to shit really bad and stopping pooing on the floor and then they keep going. Wild scenes. Wild. But can relate because every time I exercise I like desperately

need to poo okay um so last week the fact that you've been caught naked in public and we're talking about you i'm fucking so nervous about what's coming are you the poo jogger no i'm not the poo jogger but um at my so last week i went to the gym in the morning and then I had to go to your house afterwards. And I had to, got to, was working with you for the day. You know what I mean? On our own privilege. But so I knew that I needed to go straight from the gym to your house

and there are showers at my gym, but I tend to avoid them because, like, you know when you have a shower in, like, a change room and it's in that little cubicle? It's sweaty. It's sweaty and you, like, have to put your clothes back on your, like, damp skin? It's awful. It's a waste of time because it's like you need another shower.

Because you're still, like, and if you've just exercised and you're, like, hot and puffy just exercised and you're like hot and puffy, you're like still red and puffy after the shower at the gym because you haven't had any like deflate time. Yeah. Exactly. Do you want to shower at my place next time? That is really kind of you. That's really kind of you.

Thank you. Is that a sign of a thank you, like a friendship thing? Like you are now like... It's happening again. You have progressed to the level where you can shower at someone's house? That I would be like, oh, can I just have a shower at yours instead of having a shower at the gym? That's really, really nice and I will take you up on that

because I don't want this to happen again. Thank you. So I do tend to – fucking hell. They usually come in threes. I'm sorry. Oh. What's her name? Yeah.

I don't think I've ever laughed and sneezed at the same time. What a strange feeling. You know how you shut your eyes when you sneeze? You can't not. Someone told me when I was a kid that if you – Your eyes will pop out. Yeah, that they'll pop out. Is that real?

Absolutely. Is it? Well, you can't keep your eyes open. And if you force them open, your eyes will pop. Anyway, so don't want to put my clothes back on my damn body, so I tend to avoid it. But this day I was like, fuck, I've got to get to Ryan's after the thing, so I was like, I'll do it.

My gym is quite new and it's like it's a unisex bathroom. Right. It is what it is. It is. So like you kind of it's not, you know, when you like walk into a gym and there's like a door that says like change rooms. Yes. And that kind of leads you into the change rooms.

Yeah. So it's basically on the floor of the gym. Right. It's just like the toilets and the showers are just against the back wall of the gym. So there's no that little tunnel. There's no tunnel to get there. And then there's like a wall that has three entrances.

So it's not a door or a hallway. There's like a wall of lockers and a wall of sinks. But that's the only thing separating you from the gym floor. It's essentially like you're just pooing and showering in the gym. Yeah, it's like right there. And so not only is it- Is that awkward when you need to- Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, hey, guys, do you mind working out with some loud music? Yeah, all good. And like normally it is loud music, thankfully. But so it's a unisex gym, so it's not as if there's like separate bathrooms. There is two toilets, two showers, and then there's like a storeroom up the end. But that's it. Okay.

And I went to the gym in the morning. I finished my session. I grabbed my bag out of, like, the wall of lockers and I went to the shower cubicle and I was like, yep, all good, undressed. So I got out of my sweaty, like, peeled my sweaty fucking clothes off me and jumped into the shower and immediately realised I was about to shit myself. And so just to confirm, the toilet room and the shower room is not the same room.

There's not a toilet in the shower bit. I think we've all been in our own home where we've gone, oh, hang on. That would be handy. Or I'll need to like run and grab a towel or my clothes. So you just kind of do that like little nudie. Yeah, it's called the shower shimmy. Yeah, it is.

We talked about this very early on in the podcast. And so you go, oh, I just need to like go do that thing. So you're like, ooh. Yeah. However. And you kind of shake your bum because normally like your partner or your housemate or your mum or something is in the house and you go, oh, don't look at my bum, like I just need a towel.

Did you shower shimmy for Maddie Boll on the PT? So, well, immediately like I realised I needed to shit and I was already soaking wet both with sweat and water from the shower and I realised that I like literally had two options. Please outline them and use the technical term. So the waffle stump. So I'm like, okay, I can shit in the shower. Yeah, and stomp it down with my heel.

Cons, like pros, obviously I'm already in here. Cons, absolutely disgusting. I've never, like that's just the most upsetting image in the world, right? It really is. Or try to get dressed really quickly and try and like hop out and go to the toilet and hope that like the toilet isn't being used and that I can just get straight in and straight out. But the con of that that I found in my brain was that that could take ages

and I'm going to shit myself anyway. And then if I've got shit on my clothes, I might as well have just shat in the shower. Right? If I'm going to be washing shit off my purse, then I may as well have just done the waffle stomp in the first place. Exactly. Like my brain is like going through all these options.

So hang on, you're at the stage where you're like, I do not have time to chuck a T-shirt and shorts back on and run three metres. But it wasn't just T-shirt and shorts. It was like the clothes I'd been wearing. So it was like pulling leggings back on. A sweaty legging. Yeah, like so sweaty leggings and like a tight top that I was wearing at the gym.

No, no. Because otherwise the only clothes that I had to wear after the gym would have been wet. Soiled. So what did you do? So I ruled those out quite quickly and realised that the weird third option was to quickly wrap myself in my towel and do the...

Through the gym. Yeah. To the toilet. How was it? All right, so did you have to site yourself up? There wasn't time. Oh, right. There wasn't really time.

How many people in the gym at this stage? So it was kind of, it was like 9 a.m., so it was probably like four people in the gym but all with PTs. So there's like eight people in the gym. I know that there's some well-known people that go to your gym. Were there any other well-knowns in there? No, not at the time. Okay.

So that's cool. Yeah. Last thing you need is some fucking young TikToker like bombing you up. Can you imagine? Or, you know how people film in the gym? It's just me running past.

I've got this bright yellow towel around me and I just run past. And so you made it? So I wrap myself in this towel and I'm like, okay, I've just got to do it. And I run to a toilet and I push it open and it's locked. And I'm like, oh, my God. So I'm like, I've only got one more chance to get to the toilet, but all my stuff's still in the shower.

So you're getting even further away. Yeah, so my phone, keys, all my clothes, all my shit is in the shower. Not my shit. I had that still with me. It's all in the shower and I'm like, fuck, I don't want someone to go in there and tie my stuff. And then I'm trying, you know. And then anyway, so I run down to the next toilet.

And thankfully I made it. So tell me about the pressure. Not pressure is the wrong word. Just before you go to push the door. Yeah. And you don't know yet whether that also is locked. And then I was like, I'm going to have to dash back to the shower and just shit in there. Like that was the only other option.

Anyway, so I'm running on all this adrenaline. Luckily the other toilet is free and there was toilet paper in there and stuff, so that was all good. And then I realised, though, that like the panic had died down and then I realised I had to get back to the shower in the towel. You don't have any adrenaline left. Yeah, because on the way there you're kind of like, oh, I'm so sorry, like I'm desperate.

All good. But then afterwards it's just like I'm just walking naked through the gym now. Yeah. Because before there's, you know, there's anticipation. But then all of a sudden you're just naked at the gym. So do you decide I just have to fucking rock this or do I, do you sheepishly just like

walk out or just pretend like nothing's happened like so i poked my head out yeah and there was someone getting their bag so i shut the door again and i was like yeah and i was like i'll just fucking see if i can keep an ear out and see what happens and then um are you terrified at this stage yeah because i didn't then have another because i would have had to be like oh sorry i was desperate for a poo and I had to like. Yeah, it's about too much. I have taken that shit. Yeah, and I've done it now, so that's okay.

Now I'm just a fucking lord in a towel. So I'm like peek my head around the thing, the coast is clear, and then I like jog back to like shimmy back to the shower, get back in, ended up having a shower and all was okay. ended up having a shower and all was okay. But then I got out of the shower and through the thing. His footsteps. My little wet footprints going in one direction and going back in the other.

You know how you said if someone walks in to the shower, your stuff's going to be there? I don't think it would have taken them too long to go, oh, where's this person gone? It was a drama that occurred. Something has happened. It's quite good. That's so good.

That's so good. How is Matty Boland, our favourite PT? He's good. I haven't actually told him about that. Oh, he knows now. Thanks for watching, Matty Boland. I've't actually told him about that, so please. He probably knows now. Thanks for watching, Maddie Poland. I've Got a Year Love to See, which is also a recommendation for the weekend. Ooh!

Now... Is it a good show recommendation? Need to, you know, settle in, watch something on the weekend? I don't know if it just came out or the algorithms just, like, hit it back to the top. Oh, yeah. The Wham! documentary on Netflix. Oh! Chrissy Swan posted about this the other day, said it back to the top. Oh, yeah. The Wham documentary on Netflix. Oh, Chrissy Swan posted about this the other day,

said it was amazing. So it's about George Michael, like his original band was Wham before he kind of went out solo and stuff. But it's like the clothes, the hair, the really like disco dance moves and it was just so cheesy and lame and stuff. Oh, I love that. The footage they've found is unbelievable. And I think it was, I don't know if it was his mum

or the mum of the other guy, but they kept like a scrapbook with like little newspaper clippings. So the whole thing's based on like, you know. Actually looking through it. Here's the local paper when they were 14, they did a little like dance concert at the, you know, the local mall or whatever. That's so cool.

And they knew each other, the first band, from when they were like 12. Oh. And they did really well. Like Wham was huge. Huge. But it's just, like I said, a real moment in time with the perms and the this. And it's crazy.

So they, obviously when you're young you want to like get a record deal. Yeah. Right? And you're just, you want to like get a record deal. Yeah. Right. And you're just so desperate for like the deal. You don't really like read the fine print. And so they had some of the biggest songs ever. And their deal was like, you get 2% of album sales and 4% of something else.

And so there's this bit where they're like, you know, they're doing all these TV and she's, oh, so what's it like young coming up through money? You must be so rich. And they're like, you know, they're doing all these TV and she's, oh, so what's it like young coming up through money? You must be so rich. And they're like, nah, like I still live with my mum and don't have any money. Because they just got like kind of taken advantage of and stuff. Because they were young. Well, again, when you, they're like, someone goes, oh, they've offered us, like every other place has said, no, this guy's offered us this deal. Fuck yeah.

Like, whatever, dude, let's do it. I mean, they obviously did pretty well for themselves in the end. Yeah. But I found that really interesting. That's really cool. And then also, they had a big night. Is this a spoiler if I share a story from it? Maybe.

Yeah, I reckon don't say, because otherwise. Well, you know the song with the lyric, like, wake me up before you go-go? That's what the song's called. Oh, great. It's just like a little tidbit story about how that song came about and it's just so crazy that like... It's a huge song.

Yeah, and it's just like this little thing they decided one time and when you hear the story of that lyric and then you think, oh, my God, that's one of the biggest songs for the last multiple days. I don't know, it's just like a really cute, wholesome story and if you want something to watch this weekend, Wham on Netflix. Check it out. Isn't it funny when you watch like docos of like artists or musos, whatever, and you go, their parents were preparing for this documentary to get made,

like saving the newspaper clippings and stuff. Because I've watched a few. I love a doco. And I've watched a few recently where I'm like, whose parents have all that shit still? Or like there's like footage of them. Like I watched Miss Americana, the Taylor Swift documentary. There's like all this footage of her performing as a kid and stuff.

And I'm like, well, they obviously fucking knew that she was going to be huge because otherwise whose parents is taking all that shit? I saw this Taylor Swift video the other day. As you know, I'm writing the Swift Nation. So she's talking on stage at like Nashville and she's just gone platinum for the first time and she's like opening for like Gavin DeGraw or something. Oh, cool.

And she's talking in a full southern country girl accent. Yeah. And the title of the meme just goes, remember how one day Taylor Swift was from the south and then like one day just decided she wasn't? Yeah. But I mean, you hear that about famous people, don't you, that they've got like a real thick accent

and then it kind of either wears away because of the people you're spending time with or you're kind of overcorrect. But even watching her being like, thanks y'all for coming out to my show. And you're like, what the fuck? I liked you doing that. Thank you.

That was really good. Thank you. What do you love to see besides me doing that accent? Tony Lodge, y'all, what do you love to see before the weekend? What? I went to seven different countries in that last sentence. Yeah, I don't know what that was. That was real audio queen vibes.

Mary Lynn sent us an email, old school. Fax it through next time, Mary. Yeah, and Mary Lynn says, hi, Tony and Ryan. I got my amazing new TARP merch. That's Tony and Ryan podcast merch. Sweet. And when I walked out of my bedroom, because, you know, as soon as you, like, get a package, you, like,

put whatever it is on straight away. Yeah. Like, you just have to rip it open. Walked out of my bedroom wearing the white shirt with the logo on it, so it's, like, your head and my head, like the silhouette. Pre-haircut. And my pre-haircut hashtag B-H before haircut. Top knot and coif vibes rather than the front fringe and the shaved head.

And my sons, they are two and four, said, Mum, you have a picture of you and Daddy on your shirt. And she's accompanied it with a picture of her and her husband. That does look like us. And she, Mary Lynn, she's got, yeah, like a top knot and glasses and her boyfriend, her husband, sorry, has a husband and a, but the cloth just like you had. So did she just go, oh, it's too hard to explain, just go, yep. I reckon, I reckon.

And she went, yep, you'll love to see it because her kids were like, oh, that's cute, mum and dad on the shirt. So because Bridget also has glasses and often has a top knot, she has been accused. Like someone goes, oh, is that you guys? Yeah. When she was at the physio, she goes, are you and your husband? And again, she goes, no, my heart.

Yeah. But you'll like the physio, she goes, are you and your husband? And again, she goes, no, my heart. Yeah. But you love to see that. I thought that was so sweet. Thank you for sharing that with us, Mary Lynn. On Monday, Tony Lodge is putting a flag in the ground. Yeah. And demanding that we are bigger. Am I hearing that right?

I'm very self-conscious already about it. No, that's perfect. What, me being self-conscious? And don't you know about it? No. Oh, this is perfect. Yeah. Okay.

All right. Well, watch this space. Have a great weekend. Wake me up before you go-go. And I'll careless whisper into Tony's ear when you leave. Yours sincerely, Ryan. Love you, bye.