Toni and Ryan - Toni's Sister's V Card

Episode Date: February 7, 2024

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. I'm the vice captain of the ship. This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge. Hello. Now, Becca, this is like- The TV show. Uh, no, short for Rebecca, but I actually love Becca, the TV show. I never got into it. Yeah, too smart. Nah, just because he's really dry. I always thought he was so nasty. Well, he is, yeah. But yeah, and so I just was like, oh, I don't want to watch a show about a mean guy. Yeah, you don't warm to him at all. It's like, yeah. Yeah, which was like weird for

me. Yeah. Anyway. Sorry. I feel like this is a special one because Becca is from Orlando, which I feel like is almost like a spiritual home of Tarpers because of all those Disney World or Disneyland stories and stuff. There's been some shockers. Yeah. And she's also an accountant, so I just feel like it just all feels right. Oh, wow. You know what I mean? It all feels right, so let's call her. We've given Becca a really good pump up. Yep.

So if they don't answer, it's not going to be good. Nah. Hello? Becca. Hello? Hello, Becca? Hi. It's Tony and Ryan.

Are you okay? What's going on? Sorry, I was not expecting the call. I forgot. Oh, well, excuse us. I've just got to tell you, you're about to get a lot of angry DMs because... Yeah, everybody's like, I've tried so hard to get a spot, and then Becca doesn't even remember.

Becca, sorry, are we interrupting something? I know, I literally... I was just finishing homeschooling with my kids. Oh, okay, That does sound important. Yeah, it does. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Hold the –

Yeah, sorry. Hold your fire. I totally feel the pain about the DMs because I get – one of my biggest pet peeves is when people finally get a call from Tony and Ryan, and then they're like, oh, hey, guys, what's up? And I'm like, why are you not more excited to get this approval slot? Okay, well, so I hope that everyone listened

until that point because that's what we wanted. Yeah, that's what we want. That's what we want. That's what we want. So, Becca, now that it is your time to shine, will you, in fact, approve the podcast? Oh, my gosh, yes. Yay!

Hey, this is Becca from Orlando and I approve this podcast. All right, coming up today. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. I know we don't do film reviews, but Tony's been to see Mean Girls. Yeah, no one has to worry. There's no rap coming. I'm not going to do a rap.

Oh, that's a shame. Yeah, well, I mean, the majority of people hated that. It's been a whole year without it. It's been longer than that, I reckon. Longer than a year? I think it was the end of the year we did like a an audit and the research came back and people didn't like

it. Yeah, they didn't like it. But anyway, that's okay. I've moved on. Please send through your normal or nahs to the Tony and Ryan Facebook group, which is now at 105,000 people, which is silly. I love being part of it though. I love everyone posting their silly thing.

Normal or nah? Let's get cracking. Nicky Smith, normal or nah? Lifting your feet when someone is vacuuming and you're sitting on the couch. Normal. I call people who do this couch cunts. Couch Carla Contis, you mean? Yes, because I think it's a shit thing to do.

When I was a kid, we knew we had to leave the room if mum was vacuuming and just to lounge back while someone else is vacuuming and you don't even get off the couch, mum would let her feel the wrath. You know, you'd cop that. My friend thinks foot lifting is acceptable. Normal or nah? I do understand it does make you feel a little bit bad when like someone else is doing stuff and you just lift one leg.

Like you just do one thing. I'm vacuuming and you can't even stand up off the couch for eight seconds. Yeah, but also like. Get over it. Well, yeah, I just, I think it's fine. The thing, so since Mabel was born, my daughter, the chores are like tenfold. There's always bottles to clean and she's shitting everywhere. And you've got to like keep everything clean so that she doesn't like put it in her mouth.

Oh, anything on the floor goes straight in the mouth. Yeah. I didn't realise how much stuff we just kept on the floor. Yeah. It was like the same when we got Pippa. Yeah. Because I was like all of a sudden I've got this thing that's like a little hoover on the ground that I need to like make sure it's like not eating chocolate.

And, you know, when you're kind of like, oh, my God, have I left a chocolate bar on the floor? Like obviously not. Yeah. You're like, oh, my God, did I leave my cyanide in the kitchen? Will Mabel find it? And then you go, well, obviously we're not doing that. Normal or nah, talking about your human children and your friend

without kids but has a dog goes, yeah, so with my dog, right? But it's like my relatable thing. Yeah. You know? Yeah. But also I think that with the couch thing, I've got an all-in-all off the back of that. Please.

Not in a dick way saying, oh, you missed a spot. You can't. I get it, but it's very hard to say not in a dick way. And do you literally say not in a dick way? Yeah, I do. I do. And I actually would like Torbs to do it because otherwise I put the vacuum cleaner away and then I come back out and I go, oh, crap. Like I've missed that whole spot.

And he goes, yeah. Yeah. Pretend I'm vacuuming and you're not allowed to say without being a dick. You just need to say it. Yeah. Oh, hey, mate. Oh, there's just a little spot there. Oh, he's there.

See, you can't do it. It's impossible. It's impossible. Oh, right. Did you want to have a crack, mate? Exactly. Oh, why did you fucking get up and do it? Not possible.

Actually, not possible. Well-intentioned, but just not possible. But it's more annoying the laughter. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Yeah. Did you want, yeah. No.

Yeah, giving people advice when they're doing chores in general. But I just like you would rather know while you've got the vacuum cleaner out. Yeah. Yeah, I get it. And then if when they walk back out, they go, oh, shit, I've missed a big spot. You go, oh, no. Like you have to lie and pretend like you haven't seen it. Oh, did you?

I missed you. Oh, no, no. It looks great. I didn't notice. Rissa Ravello. Say that name five times fast. Our friend Rissa. Yep.

Rissa Ravello. Rissa Ravello. Rissa Ravello. Rissa Ravello. Rissa Ravello. That's the second most impressive thing I've seen you do with your mouth this morning. This morning, yeah.

Rizzo Ravello says, I get personally offended when someone goes on the treadmill next to me at the gym. Like, give me some space. There's a whole gym here. But when they go next to someone else and not me, I'm like, fuck, am I not good enough for you? What's the problem? You got some beef over here. Or maybe I smell.

Or maybe because I've got my headphones in and I can't hear how much I'm and then you have to take your headphones down and go, no, I'm breathing okay. Yeah. Or it's the. Yeah. Like, you know, when you're running on the treadmill and it's so squeaky. Awful.

Yeah. Sorry, that really hurt my throat doing that. Yeah. Like, you know, when you're running on the treadmill and it's so squeaky. Awful. Yeah. Sorry, that really hurt my throat doing that. Yeah. So you just referenced the sound of running on a treadmill. You own two treadmills. I do. One for each foot.

When did you last use those at your house? I've actually been running on the street. Like, I've been running outside. I was actually asking about the treadmills. The treadmills are in the shed. So since we moved house, they got like put in the shed because we didn't have the room. Like we didn't know where we wanted them and they've stayed there. Do you reckon they're a chance to get out?

Oh, yeah, I think they will. It's just that they're right tucked in the back. How's the running going? It's good. Yeah, it's good. But running on a treadmill, though, it's humbling. Yeah. And the ones that, because I bought walking pads,

and so I've tried to run on those, but they don't have, like, the bar or anything. I find that terrifying. So you fall off very easily. Yeah, I've almost done a couple of mischiefs. Yeah, I bet. Yeah. Yeah, so you've got to be safe. But back to Rissa Ravello. Yeah, I've almost done a couple of mischiefs. Yeah, I bet. Yeah. Yeah. So you've got to be safe.

But back to Arisa Ravello. Yeah, completely normal. It's the same when you're on the train or like on the tram or whatever and you're like, don't you fucking sit next to me. Then they don't and you go, aw. Aw. What did I do? Yeah, you know, you feel personally victimised by that.

Starting from scratch, where would you like me to run slash sit on the tram? Well, I would sit next to you on the tram. Okay. Or if there was like a little opposite one, we'd sit opposite each other, which I think is fine. That's nice. Yeah, that's nice.

And on the treadmill, I feel like I wouldn't want you to be there at all. Like I wouldn't want you to hear my squeaky treadmill or I wouldn't want you to hear me go. I don't think that's ever going to be an issue because the chances of us ever being near a treadmill at the same time is like lightning hitting the same piece of earth. Yeah.

You know, like. Yeah. Something has to have gone drastically wrong for both of us to be in a gym. Yeah. Yeah. And I've always said that. Yeah. Maria Car-

Mariana Caridus. Sorry. Mar- Mariana Caridus. Car- Caridus. Mariana's trench. Mar-

Oh, Mariana, can you carry this? I get the seafood, Mariana's Trench Mariana can you carry this? I get the seafood Mariana That's not that funny why are we all laughing I think that's funny Yeah it is it's good Normal or nah? You're a hard nut to crack Normal or nah says Mariana can I have this?

Giving your car a name and talking to your car using its name. I've got an old RAV4 named Gav, Gav the RAV, and when he struggles up the hills, I give him a little pat on the dash and go, you got this, Gav. Normal or nah? I'm not a car neighbour. No. By any stretch. No.

Is it because you're better than that? No, I just like 2024 for me is like the year of silliness. I'm like embracing silliness and even that's too silly. I just hate it. Yeah, it's just not for me. What would you more likely embrace in silliness, naming cars or Big Bash 2020 cricket? Oh, is death an option?

I wouldn't put that in the silliness category, but like. Oh. Yeah, if it was a Darwin, maybe a quirky death. Oh, I actually don't know. Would I rather name my car or watch Big Bash? Audi Plaza. Okay, I'd probably rather watch The Crick. Oh.

That'd be cool. As soon as I said it, though. Yeah, nah, it didn't feel right. Nah, I'd say I'd probably rather watch the cricket. Yeah. That's brutal. Yeah. Finally, Marco van der Boegaard. Fuck, some cracking names today.

Marco van der Boegaard? Yeah. That sounds like a famous artist. Maybe it is. Normal or not, says Marco of Vanderboogard, thanking your smart device when you get an answer to your question. Every time I ask Google Home something, I get an answer. I go, oh, thanks, Google.

Normal. Yeah. Do that every time. And I also say, like, hi, Google, can you please turn on the light, please? Because one day if there's an uprising, I'm going to be on the right side of this. I also always thank the ticket machines at the car. When you go through and you go, thank you.

Thanks, mate. Because you just never know if they're having a rough day. Yeah. Maybe their microchips are a bit hot. Yeah. This is similar energy to the lady who bumped into the mannequin and apologised. And said, sorry. Oh, sorry.

Yeah. One day they'll come to life, you're right, and they'll go, no, she had manners. And I'll be one of the people gods of their race, their master race of robots. And that's what I'm, maybe I should be nicer to the car. Hey, it's Becca from Orlando and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. That's tapas, Tony and Ryan podcast.

Josh F. Good on you, Josh. Lisa Snyman. Good on you, Lisa. Thanks, Lisa. Troy Juby. Thanks, Troy. Eugene Mata and Zoe. Thank you very much. Thank you, Josh. Lisa Snyman. Good on you, Lisa. Thanks, Lisa. Troy Juby. Thanks, Troy. Eugene Mata and Zoe.

Thank you very much. Thank you, guys. Someone said the other day, they DM'd me a story on Instagram, and they said, oh, sorry, I'm not a tarpa. And I was like, I just want to remind everyone that everyone who listens to the show is a tarpa. It's not just Patreon. And we actually changed the lowest tier of Patreon.

So that people didn't think that tarpa had to be paying tarpa. So now the lowest tier of Patreon. So that people didn't think that TARPA had to be paying TARPA. So now the lowest tier of TARPA is called Nine-Year-Old TARPA. If you know, you know. If you know, you know. Yeah. And then exclusive and champion TARPAs as well. Yeah. Everyone's part of the fam.

Yep. Like there's no, no one's not a TARPA. Yep. And on Monday, we're doing a little Monday hour time, Sunday afternoon, US time, a little Super Bowl pre-game energy for champion Tafas on the live stream. So we'll chat to you then. Yeah. Yay.

Ryan mentioned just before that I, on the weekend, went and saw the Mean Girls movie. How was it? So my sister, who is like one of my best friends, wanted to see it. That was a random thing to add. Did you order something? No, no, no, no. It's more like she was like.

You're trying to prove something to someone. She was like, I really want to see it. And so I was like. Haven't heard great things. Yeah. And I said, yeah, I'll go and see it. And this is before all of the kind of reviews started coming out. And then she's like, I really want to see it.

And I was like, fuck, like, yeah, okay. I will say, though, the reviews are shocking. Is it sort of just an excuse to hang out with your sister, though, and that kind of thing? That's kind of why I added the detail of, like, look, it's still fun. We get to catch up and, like, you know, be girls and, like, have fun. And because she lives in a house full of boys. Yes.

So she's married to a man and she's got two sons. Yeah. So I think she was just like, girl time, like just an excuse to hang out. Too many dicks. Exactly right. Do you want to know an even worse excuse to go to the movies? What? Than like getting out of the house.

So the boys, Liam, Phil and Ryan, they're like, what are you doing this hour? Guys, I was with them in the morning. They said, oh, we're going to the movies. I go, oh yeah, what are you going to see? And they go, I don't know, just the air conditioning at our house isn't that good. And it was a really hot day. That's a hack.

I've done that. So we're just going to go to the cinema and see what's up. And I was like, okay, great. That is such a good idea. And we have genuinely done that before. Let the record show they saw Anatomy of the Fall or Fall or whatever, and it was incredible. I don't know what that is.

It's nominated for all the shit. Oh. Apparently it's great. Like don't know what that is. It's nominated for all the shit. Oh. Apparently it's great. Good for them. Like a classic courtroom drama. Oh. So very similar to Mean Girls and Musical Action. Similar.

Yeah, very similar. So I was like, Lib, I've heard that the reviews are fucking shocking. Yeah. And she goes, they are, yeah. And I went, yeah, okay. And then we didn't really talk about it for like a week, and I was like, okay, she's obviously decided she doesn't want to go. Then one day we're like texting, and she goes, oh, by the way,

let me know what day is good for you for Mean Girls. And I was like, okay, so we're still going. We're still going. Okay. Okay, so my empty offer to go with you to this shit movie is still on. Anyway, so I'd heard it was so crap and even before I went, I was like, God, this is probably going to be shit, but like it's going to be a fun day out.

And so for anybody that doesn't know, it's like the original movie, there was a musical, like a Broadway musical based on the movie that got made, and this movie is based on the musical. So like it's like. That Charlie Day meme where he's got the circles and the arrows. It is exactly like that. It's this based on this based on that. What it makes my mind do is when someone tells me that they are a cousin twice removed.

Oh, yeah. I don't understand. What's that? That's not a thing. I don't understand those words. Yeah. But I go, oh, far. You know, instantly I'm like, oh, this is no connection for me.

Not brother. Got it. Yeah. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it.

Anyway, and so I'd heard- Who's removing cousins? I don't know what that means. No. I think we've talked I heard. Who's removing cousins? I don't know what that means. No. I think we've talked about it on the show before, but I don't know what. Because I was removed. Well, yeah, from a family.

That was moved into cousins. Yeah. Oh, don't say that. Well, not directly. Let's keep going. Okay, sure. Anyway, so anyway, I heard this movie is like crap and she really wanted to see it and she's recently become a points guy

at the cinema. At the cinema? Yeah, so like she. We'll get her 10 more movies. We'll get her free popcorn. Well, it's a bit of that, isn't it? But so it was the, not sponsored, but it was like Village Cinemas, right? Yeah, one of the big chains in Australia.

And they do like a V card, which is pretty funny. But we need to move right along because it's not part again. I funny. But we need to move right along. I don't know if I can. I don't know if I can move right along. Do they know what they're saying? I don't know. But it's like V rewards V card kind of thing. And I'm like, whoa, okay, well.

Anyway. Do you know they used to own Salon Casa Stereo? Really? Yeah. Village. Fun fact for people in the Australian radio industry. And they probably already know. Yeah. Yeah. So the people that industry. And they probably already know. Yes.

Yeah. So the people that would find that interesting probably already know. And the people that don't give a fuck still don't give a fuck. Yeah. Just ignore me. Yeah. Okay. Anyway, and she's like, I think she knew that I was a bit like apprehensive about this movie.

And she goes, I've saved up enough points for us to go to gold class. And she goes, so the amount extra that we've got to pay is less than like a normal ticket anyway. Yeah, great. Great. You know what I mean? So like the difference we had to pay was like less than a ticket. Treat yourself.

That's what points are for. Exactly. And we're like, girls stay, like how fun. Anyway, so it was a bit fun, a bit fancy. And so we like went and got our popcorn and went, oh, actually, no, we didn't because they bring it into you in gold class. Do they have the seat that kind of goes. Yeah, the little recliner. Yeah, like the lazy boy.

Yeah, and then they've got the, like, middle section. You, like, pull that up and, like, put your handbag in there. Really? Yeah, so you don't have to put it on the floor, which I was, like, love that. I do love that. Yeah. And also because then your phone's, like, away. Yeah.

And anyway, so, like, we're sitting there and we're kind of just chatting and like waiting for them to bring out like drinks and stuff. We each got a large Coke and a popcorn, which was like so nice and fancy. What sort of Coke? They did not have Diet Coke. I said to the guy, I'm like, do you have Diet Coke? He goes, yeah. And I go, really?

He goes, Coke zero. And I went, so no. Don't get my hopes up like that, dog. Like, do you give away free cars? Yeah. Oh, no, it's popcorn. And you have to pay for it. The perfect analogy.

The perfect analogy. Anyway, and like, so basically my review of the film, though, is that I loved it. It was so silly. And because I'd gone in with such low expectations. Is that just not just the goal or a good advice for movies, but like life in general? But you know when people tell you something's awesome

and then you go in being like, this is the best movie ever, and you go, hmm. That's like New Year's Eve. Yes, that is like New Year's Eve. It's going to be the biggest night of the year. It's going to be sick. And then even if it is sick, you're like, yeah, that's what I expected, I guess.

Yeah, like I guess like someone told me it would be sick and it was, so like expectations met. The best night is when you think you're about to go to bed and you get a text you're like, yeah, that's what I expected, I guess. Yeah, like I guess like someone told me it would be sick and it was. So like expectations met. The best night is when you think you're about to go to bed and you get a text message that goes, oh, I know it's random, bro. Do you just want to come out for a beer? And you go, yeah. And then you get home three days later and you go, holy fuck. Yeah.

Or you go, oh, do you want to just come around for a drink, come around for dinner and they don't leave until the next day. Then you wake up in bed with Torbs and you go, I don't know what's happened here and I don't hate it. Yeah. Yeah. I woke up with Torbs or you did? No, I don't think you were there here and I don't hate it. Yeah. Yeah. I woke up with Torbs or you did? No, I don't think you were there.

Oh. I was with Bridget. Yeah. Keeping the cyanide away from Mabel that was on the floor. So low expectations and then the movie dominates. You're in gold class, air conditioned. Yeah. So it's like it was just a hell of a silly movie.

Like it was really. Great day. You're embracing silliness this year. I am. And like so I think because we thought nothing. Remember when we talked about, like, a movie that's shit on the ground is good on the plane? Yeah.

Because, like, there's nothing else to do. Are you about to tell me you saw a plane movie on the ground? No. No, no, no. But anyway, so for anyone thinking of doing it, if you go in thinking it's shit, it's, like, not that bad. But so we're in Gold Class and there was, like, a lot of, like like other people in it

because you know how like you sit in the pods of two people? So there's like a lot of distance between the other people that are there. But there's like a couple of other like older girls there like that were either a couple or sisters or best friends like we were. When you say older, you mean like? Well, I mean like my age. But I mean like not teenagers who obviously were watching it to like be like, we saw the original together.

It's like a nostalgia thing rather than this new movie. And so there's all these like there was quite a few people in the cinema. Like it was full. Full house. And there's all these people like was quite a few people in the cinema. Like it was full. Full house. And there's all these people like running around, all these kids, like so excited to see the movie or whatever. And anyway, we're in there for the previews and they were so loud. So like, you know, before the movie starts,

how there's like the trailers for other movies or whatever, and they were pumping. But like literally the volume turned up. The volume was so loud. And I was, and we're, like, catching up and, like, and then what happened? Like, we're, like, and we're sitting right next to each other. Now, I know that you're, like, very anti-people talking

during the movie. Does that extend to talking in the previews? I don't think. I think the previews is fair game. Okay. Usually the previews, the volume's lower. That's what I. Because I feel like the feature comes on and then they kind ofs, the volume's lower. That's what I. Because I feel like the feature comes on and then they kind

of really crank it up a little. Crank it up. Yeah. But also I think because like during the previews people are chatting. Yeah. Because they're like, oh, sorry, did you grab that popcorn? Or like, oh, no, the Maltesers are in my bag. It's like admin chat.

But also we were just kind of catching up. And I'm like telling her this story about how during the week I was waiting for this package to come before like the Taylor Swift concert and I, which like. I'm glad I'm not the only one copying package chat. Yeah, package chat. Spread it around a little bit. Yeah, I spread it around to everybody.

But anyway, I was telling her that I was waiting for this thing to come and I was just like really frustrated that it hadn't come yet because I was like I just like thought it would be here and I like paid for shipping and whatever. And the fucking previews are so loud and I'm like, yeah, and then like the package still didn't come. And Libby's like, really? And I'm like, yeah, so it didn't come.

She's like, didn't come. Like, no, it didn't come. So what day did it arrive? No, it didn't come. Oh, what colour is it? Basically what's happened, we're like screaming at each other and I'm like telling this story, the fucking previews are fucking cranking and I said that I cried about it.

Yeah. I'm like, yeah, and I just was so frustrated that I started crying and she goes, oh, I'm like that right before my period and i was like oh that's exactly what it was actually and she goes yeah and the fucking previews are cranking and everybody around us is like yelling to talk to each other as well but it's like anyway and, yeah, so I'm actually bleeding out of my vagina right now as the fucking preview ends. Dead quiet cinema. I go, yeah, bleeding out of my vagina now.

And then he goes, oh, and then nothing played. So they were obviously like, it's too loud. We need to fix it. We need to turn it down. The sound died. I screamed that I was bleeding out of my vagina in a fucking full cinema. First of all, you've said that enough times. There's never enough times.

I think is this a, because I know that you being overly descriptive about things like this is comedy. Yeah. But like. No one else would have taken that as comedy though. No. But it's just like a lesson about like timing and. Well, to be honest.

We were just. Location and. I mean, like, no. Have you learnt a lesson? I would have said it anyway. I know. But I just. The day we met you were telling me about a pimple on your vagina.

Yes. And you're welcome. It's all fine know. But I just. The day we met, you were telling me about a pimple on your vagina. Yes, and you're welcome. It's all fine now. Thanks for asking. I wasn't asking, but thank you for letting me know. But anyway, yeah, so, like, I'd said that in a dead quiet. Did everyone look and go. Well, everyone was just kind of like.

Like. And because it went so quiet. And it's like when you say that in, like, a loud room. Do you have to, like, own it? Or did you crawl into a hole? No, Libby went. And I went. And I was like, just don't laugh until the noise,

like until the sound turns back on. And then we can debrief about this. Because the problem, I didn't want to be like, how embarrassing. And she goes, that's so embarrassing. While there was no sound. And then everyone's like. It was. It was embarrassing.

Yeah. And so like literally and then what felt like an eternity passed and then they turned, the sound started working again and it was like turned a bit down. I'm like, so did you get the diet card? Like what did you get? Like we're trying to like change the subject. Did other people like look around?

I just blacked out. I couldn't tell you. I couldn't tell you where I was, what my name was. What about when you left? Were people, like, giving you a double glance? Like, is that the vagina? Is that the bleeder? Is that the bleeder?

Not that I noticed. I think it was that one. Not that I noticed. But, like, yeah, because we were, like, you know how you kind of tucked at the back? Yeah. So I was, like, fuck, probably no one would have really known where it had come. They would have just been been like, the fuck? Like, who said that?

But, yeah, so, I mean, room for the ladies. Yeah. You know? Not that it matters, but, yeah. And I just was like literally I just I think I just shut my eyes. Well, what else can you do? Well, yeah. And because I'm not embarrassed to have a period.

That's not embarrassing. It was the descriptive way that I had said it. And the volume and delivery. Yeah, but it was for comedy. Like I was saying like, yeah, so like that's happening with me. That's what's happening with me. What's new with you is kind of how I meant it. Right.

But it was obviously. Did you feel the need to want to explain that? Sorry, I was actually just doing comedy with my sister. And people go, yeah, we've seen your podcast, mate. Like, we get it. If I wanted to listen to your podcast, I wouldn't be at your fucking cinema right now. Yeah.

Someone press play on this thing. Yeah, like where's the fucking can we get going? Oh, my God. Yeah, so I don't think I'll be welcomed back to that village cinema. And where is that village cinema? It's at Doncaster. My sister drove I drove to her house

And she drove us both Because I was like I can't do it I think I saw that In a comment Somewhere Because someone was like Oh my sister saw you

At the cinemas Or like in Doncaster Or something Like she was going to go Over and The villain returns Yeah well they were like We wanted to just wish you

Like congratulations For finding parking spots So no I didn't even And I literally replied And I was like I'm not going to take credit Yeah, well, they were like, we wanted to just wish you, like, congratulations for finding parking spots. So no, I didn't even trust you. And I literally replied and I was like, I'm not going to take credit for that. That was all Libby. Are you willing to give, because you've spoken about the parking, you've spoken about the cinema experience and how you maybe don't want to show your face in there again.

Yeah. And the thing was too loud. Usually three strikes and you're out. But is it fair to say that you don't hate going to the sushi train? I knew that this was going to happen. Yeah, Torbs and I have been to that sushi train twice at Doncaster, at the Sushi Hero upstairs. Is that kind of –

Because you can't go, oh, I'd never go back. And then every week you're like, so I was at Doncaster. Yeah, so I was at the Doncaster Shopping Centre. Yeah, no. Is the sushi train doing some heavy lifting keeping Doncaster in the good books? You got it in one. And I think it's when we go to Sushi Train, the shopping centre's not

busy, so it is, because it's like dinner time. So it's easy to get a parking spot. It's when I've been there, like, you know. During the day. During the hell hours. Yeah, Christmas shopping. I've got to love to see it here. Great. Tapa Helen Waggett.

Hi, Helen. She's a school principal in Scotland. Did you do, like, in primary school, like, the good morning, Mrs. Waggett? I did, yeah. Yeah. I'm glad that's a yes. What was her first name? Helen.

Helen. Yep. Helen. Yeah. Everything okay her first name? Helen. Helen. Yep. Helen. Yeah. Everything okay? Yeah, all good. Every year. She's been to Helen back.

That's, yeah, one of the greats. Did you do it at school, like, the first day of the year? It's like, all right, welcome to the class, blah, blah, blah. Let's, like, do up a little poster and we draw, like, the rules and responsibilities and how we're going to treat each other. Or like do you have a pet and what's it called and stuff like that. Well, I think that can get a bit repetitive year after year. Oh.

So because Helen Tarpa, no, Talon. Tarpa Helen. Tarpa Helen. Tarpa Helen Waggett. Tarpa Helen Waggett. She was like, oh, it's a bit boring. I heard you guys do the ins and outs. So I encouraged the teachers to do ins and outs as a class.

Oh, that's fun. And so she said it worked really great. And the kids loved it. And it was a bit more like fun than doing like rules and responsibilities. Oh, so they said like in, playing nicely with each other. Out, being nasty. Yeah. And so they had like in the classroom and also like what they wanted to do this year,

like little goals and stuff. So some of them were like ins, learning to cook and trying new foods. How old are these kids? I think they were late high school. Oh, okay. I'm imagining a pre-primary student being like, I'd love to try some new foods. I've heard Wagyu is lovely. Well, she's a principal, so it probably spans across a big thing.

Go outside more. And I know for kids, it's a lot of like they're inside all the time doing stuff, so someone's got to do it. Out, negative energy. Agree. Out, biting nails. That's a good out? Yeah.

One kid wrote out, snooze button in brackets. Just set the alarm for the right time. I love that. That's really good. And I think this is one of the older girls at the school. She was like, oh, it's wearing leggings every day. Yep. Which is easy.

It's a bit too easy to do. Yeah, that's a good one. I can wear leggings most days. But I don't have to wear it every day. Every day. That's good. I mean, it's a bit of a gimme, isn't it? Like, oh, I won't wear leggings every day.

I'm like, what's the real problem here? You know, like search inside yourself. Okay. But I love to see that. You do love to see that. That's a really clever idea. Yep. And thanks, Helen, for sharing that with us.

Thank you. My love to see it is from Mel Whiteside, who shared this in our Facebook group. I actually have sent you a photo of it, but Mel shared a picture of some Tony and Ryan merch. And she said, Today I finally feel like my Tony and Ryan hoodie is correct. That looks like my hoodie.

I have ordered an OG hoodie, so it's the grey hoodie. Now it is stained with sweet and sour sauce. It feels right and is channeling Ryan. So she sent through a picture of her grey hoodie with a big food stain right in the middle, which is very Tony and Ryan energy. So Bridget was in my car. I don't really have a car. Bridget's got two cars.

I've got none. But the car I normally drive, Bridget's hand-me-down. She was in the passenger seat and she bent down to pick something up and brushed her arm into some soy sauce, some sweet and sour sauce that had been there for a while. And she goes Oh, I heard you talk about that on the podcast. I thought that was just for a joke.

I was like, no. Well, the other day I was in your car and I couldn't get the seatbelt to go in because you remember when you dipped the whole seatbelt in sweet and sour sauce? How many nuggets you eaten, mate? How are you going to clean the inside of a seatbelt? With like a cute tip. Like a cotton bud?

You'd never see that cotton bud again. It'll just go in there. Why would you put it in there? To try and get the sweet and sour sauce out. But you just like scoop it out. Or a brush like pipe cleaner. Because ideally you'd take the seatbelt out and like deal with it in the kitchen or the

laundry or something. Yeah, a bit of hot water, some soap. Yeah. But it's in the car. It's in there. Yeah. It's for safety reasons. Yeah.

Like the literal point is it doesn't come undone. Is that it doesn't move. Yeah. Yeah. It goes, oh, the seatbelt's with a light Velcro. Yeah. So it just tears off any fun. Anyway, I love to see that.

And yeah, that is very Tony and Ryan. It does look right. Yeah, it does. It does look right. We should have sold it that way, to be honest, with a light stain on it. Oh, don't give people ideas. Because remember when people. The towel.

Yeah. Sorry. Because everyone's like, you should sell the same towel. And I was like, no. And then I had to sign one in Toronto. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tomorrow on the show.

It's a video show. It's a video show. It's a video show. You might remember Harper James McDonald, who we went to. Karen Steiner with. Karen Steiner. He bought me a little plush toy. Did he?

Mm-hmm. That's lovely. He was working at a place on contract. He's got kids. Yep. Oh, sorry. And this makes it even harder. They said at the end of the contract, there's not going to be another contract.

Because, you know, some people are just rolling over year to year. Yeah. And he got told really last minute. Because, you know, some people are just rolling over year to year. Yeah. And he got told really last minute. And so instead of saying, fine, James got into some revenge. Revenge?

Yeah. That doesn't sound like my James. I know. Well, he's described it as mild revenge. So tomorrow I'll tell you what he did to his former employer and then it turns out a lot of other tarpers are doing some mild revenges of their own. And I don't know if they're real bad boys or if it's real lame. Okay. We'll decide together.

Yeah. But that's tomorrow. We'll chat to you then. Love you. Bye.