Toni and Ryan - Toni's Wedding Shoes

Episode Date: May 26, 2024

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Welcome to the Tony Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge. Hello. And we are calling Stephanie, who's a hot girl in California. And also the name Steph. Like, hey, I'm Steph. Hello.

Stephanie. I'm Stephanie. What an honor and a privilege it is to be talking to a hot California girl this morning. Two hot Aussies. I'm loving it. I'm the lucky one. That's true. We're all lucky.

A threesome of luck. Oh, fucking hell. Don't say that to anyone that you'd care about their opinion. What are you up to, Steph? Just picked up the kids from school, you know, about their opinion. What are you up to, Steph? Just picked up the kids from school, you know, so trying to, one's watching Bluey, one is hanging out on the bed because he's only three months old.

Oh, so you're all just hanging out with Aussies. Yeah. Some Bluey, some Tony and Ryan. I mean, it really is our only export. Yeah, do you want some Tim Tams as well just to seal the deal? Love them, but my husband already ate them. Well, he's going to see himself out. Steph, will you approve today's episode?

Abso-fucking-lutely. A real Aussie. A real Aussie. Yeah, out of my own heart. Hey, this is Steph from Los Angeles and I approve this podcast. It's a Monday morning. It's feeling right this week. It's feeling really good. And because it's a Monday morning, it's back to work.

It's back to the office. I have some business news and some LinkedIn updates. Business news? Because it's Monday morning. It's back to the office. We all need to be linking in. I'm blowing up on LinkedIn. I'm feeling good about it.

Blowing up on LinkedIn? Huge. You've made fun of me in the past for calling you a LinkedIn influencer. Do you feel like now you are? I am LinkedIn-fluencing today and have been for the last week. It's been bubbling along. What? Yep.

Oh, yeah. You'd know if you went on, but you don't because you're not in business networking networks. Yeah, I'm actually fine with it though. Yeah, because you've got a life. You know what I mean? Yeah. Nah, but I am blowing up on LinkedIn with the help of typers.

Scrolling online doesn't make me feel good. It's like when people are like, oh, my God, have you seen this TikTok? I'm like, oh, no, I don't really scroll a lot because actually i don't like the person that i become when i scroll a lot get angry not really angry no it's not really that it's more just that i've stopped going like oh well that person's like really successful or really good looking or their clothes are really cool i start like feeling really bad about myself oh it's fine. I'm in it. Self-burn. Nice. Oh, what?

We'll get to that. But first, what did you want as a child that your parents wouldn't let you? I posted this question into the Tony and Ryan podcast Facebook group, and it turns out that like so many people weren't allowed to watch The Simpsons. It was this real forbidden fruit for a lot of people. Our neighbours used to come to our house and watch it because they weren't allowed to watch

it at home. I'm like, oh, we're just going to Tony's to watch the news? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because it was at six o'clock. Six o'clock. Yeah.

Six o'clock on Channel 10 and then all the other stations had the news on. Yeah. And they used to come to our house like probably once a week and watch The Simpsons with us. It was a real naughty little treat. Yeah, and we'd go like into the big lounge room. So it wasn't like on the – How many lounge rooms did you have? No, because you know how you've got like the TV like maybe in like the kitchen,

dining room, like casual area. Then we had like a – Well, that was at my house growing up. That's it. Oh, and then we had like a closed lounge room, like fancy lounge room. Oh, my God. Fuck, that must be nice. It was.

Did you say multiple televisions? How many in the house? Oh, none. Go on. I'd say we- Count them out. We've got time. When I was a kid, like when I was young, we only probably ever had two.

And then. Which is two more. That's double what I had. And then when I got a little bit older, mum put a TV into her sewing and craft room. The leisure wing. So she had a little TV in there so that she could like watch telly if she was like up late sewing like dancing costumes and stuff.

And then, yeah, I think that was it. And then when I got a little bit older, I had a TV in my room. Sisters, brothers, TV in their room? No, they didn't have one. Oh, okay. Yeah, because I was. So just four? Just four.

What about your parents' room? No, they never had a TV. Oh. Nah. You're not a TV. a tv no yeah you're not a tv oh no you do have a tv we do but we don't use it yeah okay yeah i it's too like it's nice like on a weekend morning to put sunrise on or something we would never put sunrise on but if we're like oh do you want to like watch this like watch a shitty episode of this in bed yeah and like snuggling and whatever that's nice um like that's kind of nice yeah but we don't like have the tv on what did you want as a child but your parents wouldn't let you ethan ransdale levy said hello ethan we wanted a shorter fucking Short of fucking name. Sorry. Sorry, Ethan. Sorry. Wanted your parents to get married and just fucking.

And just pick one. Ethan said, we wanted a swimming pool. I tried to build a case for it when I was 10 years old by calling up a pool company and asking how much it costs. Turns out they had a whole bunch of follow-up questions that I wasn't prepared for. Cool. So how many feet depth have you got the hole there? Just a pool, please.

Yeah, one pool, please. How much? Somehow my parents convinced me that if we got a pool, a stranger might turn up, drown in it, then they'd sue us and we'd be homeless. And I went, that's probably right. Did Ethan and I have the same parents? That sounds like a lie my parents would have told me as well.

We had a polo. How many people died in there? No one. But your parents at one stage said that? No, it sounds like my mum loved a bit of a yarn as we took it around the pod before. What's another lie they've told you that you've since realised? Well, my mum told me that all of her favourite chocolates

had mint in them so that I wouldn't eat them because I'm a little chubby, little snack monster. And so, like, every Mother's Day now, Torbs buys me my mum's two favourite chocolates and I'm, like, allowed to eat them. Oh, that's nice. Even though they've got mint in them, they don't.

Which ones are they? Polly Waffle and Chiquito. The least mintiest chocolates on the stand. But she would always be like, oh, they've got mint in them, so you won't like them. And I'd go, okay. Like, I'd trust her. But, yeah, so for Mother's Day, Torb spiced me those because he's like,

oh, you're finally allowed to eat them. Like, whatever, which is quite sweet. But lots of lies. Lots of lies. Yeah. Lots of lies. Yeah. That's sweet from Ethan, though.

Yeah. Rebecca. Hi of lies. Yeah. Lots of lies. Yeah. That's sweet from Ethan though. Yeah. Rebecca. Hi, Rebecca. I wanted to go to boarding school or live in an orphanage. You did that? All the good children's TV shows and movies were always based on boarding schools and orphanages. Madeline. Most great characters, Harry Potter, were orphans or abandoned by their parents.

Ryan John. I was convinced I would have an exciting adventure if they let me go. I spent years begging my parents to send me away. Fuck. Is that quite triggering for you? What do you reckon? Yeah. Sorry.

You liked the orphanage though, didn't you? I had a good time. Yeah. You said there were lovely women there? What? I don't know. I'm just trying to make it sound better. Don't you just really feel bad for Rebecca though?

Like her parents just loved her and kept her? Yeah. Like it just sounds horrible. Sounds awful. Fuck, Rebecca. I don't know how you survived, mate. How bad as a parent though would you feel that your daughter's like, I want to live in an orphanage?

Yeah. Like, oh, what if you stayed here with us? She's like, no. No. I'm convinced that I'd have more fun if I lived in an orphanage. I'd have an exciting adventure if they let me go. Oh. And what an exciting adventure it is, Rebecca,

when you go to the doctor and they say any family history and you go, I don't know. And they say it could be really dangerous if anyone in your family's got this and you go, well doctor and they say any family history and you go, I don't know. And they say it could be really dangerous if anyone in your family has got this and you go, well, maybe it's dangerous, maybe it's not, I don't know, because I don't know my family because I was given away as a child. Well, now you've got Joel. So you know a little bit, isn't it? But I just – so last night I woke up at 3 a.m. in the morning

and I couldn't get back to sleep. And I was just laying there thinking, how's Rebecca still going about her day with all she's had to endure? She said that was when she was a kid and, you know, maybe she's since realized she doesn't want to be an orphan. I hope, I really hope. I hope she doesn't deprive her children't want to be an orphan. I hope. I really hope. I hope she doesn't deprive her children of the fun of an orphanage. Yeah.

Oh, Rebecca. Nah, it sounds like she's come round. She knows now. Sorry, that was a bit triggering for you, mate. Do you want to do another one? Oh, good, oh, good. Just do another one? Don't look at your phone for a second.

Okay. Never do. for a second. Okay. Never do. Estella says, when I was six years old, these were the epitome of elegance and grace. Six years old? And class.

Jelly shoes. Oh, one of them's so bad. Can you just describe? Because if you said to me jelly shoes, I wouldn't know what you meant. What? Well, I know this picture, but describe it for people like me. Describe it for the Rebeccas of the world. Soft, like thick plastic, see-through, sometimes sparkly.

These ones are sparkly. Like sandals, but they were called jelly shoes. Right. Is that because it's like the soft? Because they were like soft plastic, like rubbery kind of colour. Like silicone almost? Oh, they're a bit harder than, well, so I've heard. I never had any.

I really wanted some, but no, I never had any. Yannica had some. That's okay. Estella? Estella. My friend Yannica had them and I was like, oh, fuck, I want some fucking jelly shoes. Anyway.

How's the heel on them? They do have a heel. My friend Yanka had them and I was like, oh, fuck, I'm wanting some fucking jelly shoes. Anyway, yeah. How's the heel on them? They do have a heel. I don't know about a heel, but I wanted the little flat lap picnicky ones. Yeah. Yeah, but they were cool. They were fucking cool. Would you agree that as a six-year-old they were the epitome of elegance,

grace, and class? Actually, I think I remember being like, I'd wear them to my wedding. You know when you say crazy stuff to your parents as a kid and you go, no, I'll wear them all the time. I'll wear them when I get married and everything. Thinking that the longevity of the item is going to convince them that you should have it. Tony. Yeah.

If Toe Ops does propose to you and you do in fact get married, would you like me to organize some jelly shoes? I don't think so. Georgia Young can find a dress that goes with it. That goes with some jelly shoes.

Yeah. She's like, tell me what you're thinking. I don't really mind about the dress, but it has to go with these. As long as it goes with some jelly shoes. She goes, okay. All right. She goes, I won't be helping you. I won't be available.

Decade. I agree, I won't be helping you. I won't be available. Decade. I agree, though. Like, they were fucking cool. Were there shoes that were cool that you didn't have? Like, when you were a kid, like, maybe you really want, like, brand name shoes or something and your parents, like. I think because I wasn't a real basketball kid. Yeah.

But I think I was the age where, where like the New Jordans of the time were like were pretty sick and I just, oh, I don't know. Yeah. And I never was allowed to get good shoes because my feet would grow so quick and then every lunchtime it would be like football or soccer. So the shoes lasted like 10 weeks. And they'd just get fucking covered in shit. And I'd grow out of them and they'd get fucked.

Like I'd really give them a good fucking run in. And so mum's like, there's just no point getting good ones because you're going to fuck them so hard. So we went to this dodgy place and just go, yeah, get whatever you want because who gives a fuck? Yeah, because they're 20 bucks and they're going to last you two months and then, yeah. Becca.

Another Becca. Not Rebecca, just Becca. Fake name. Things I wanted as a kid but wasn't allowed to. All-nighters at the skating rink. What? It would be on Friday nights and everyone at school would go. The rule was you'd be locked in from midnight to 6am

and you'd just hang out, skate and snack all night. What? I later learned that these all-nighters were more of a place to go and get fingered. I mean, I still sign me up, you know. That doesn't change me wanting to go. But all the cool kids at high school would go to the all-nighters at the skating rink and they would just like the FOMO I experienced,

says Becca, was just like nothing else. And on a Monday morning, everyone's like, oh, yeah, so you know how Johnny and Jess were chatting up at the fucking thing. At the skating rink and they were sitting in the back corner there for a while. Do you know what I wanted to do? Johnny was fingering it. Lucky.

Yeah. Do you know what I wanted to do so bad as a kid that mum never let me do? Go to a movie marathon because that was for the older kids. The cool kids? Yeah, and I remember going and watching, you know, like a six o'clock screening of, you know, a kid's movie. And then as that movie's coming out, all of the big kids are coming in with like pillows and blankets and they're like settling

in for like a movie marathon. And you just know they're going to watch something like cool and scary, like three horror movies back to back or like you're there with your boyfriend who you've known for two weeks and like you're watching like rom-coms. So were you jealous of the rom-coms and the scary movie or were you jealous about like the older kids having a friend that they could like cuddle?

Well, it just looked really fun and I remember being like, that's so grown up. And I said to mum, can I go to a movie marathon? And she said, when you're 18. That's what she said. She said, you can go when you're 18. And then I turned 18. They don't do them anymore.

Don't they? No, I haven't seen one. Because you used to in the paper it would be like Blas on at six, Blas on at seven, and then it would be like marathon from eight till two. You don't see them anymore. They're never there anymore. That's actually money going to waste. They should do that as a thing.

You should be able to go to movie marathons. That would be huge. I reckon if you brought back a movie marathon, that would be massive. Watch this space. Let's open a cinema. Yeah, I heard the cinema business is doing quite well.

Hey, it's Steph from Los Angeles and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. I absolutely love to see it. Thanks for being part of it. Megan Monique. Good on you, Megan.

Megan, Megan might be. Sorry. Mugen, I believe. It's the cow version. Mugen. Harris Vitunskis. Good on you, Harris. Alice Lawrence. Charles Lutzenheiser.

And Jarchi Rowers. Thanks, Jarchi. It's actually Jacey Rawls. But I've called Jacey Jarchi on every single live stream we've ever done. No, because it's J-A-C-I. Yeah, it feels like a Jarchi thing. And it feels like a Jarchi. And so just a bit of fun. PJ between Jarchi and I. I feel like a Jachi. And it feels like a jachi and so just a bit of fun.

PJ between jachi and I. I feel like a jachi. What? What's a jachi? It's a good time, bro. Oh, having a jachi. Yeah. Get your jachi on.

Pass the jachi on the left hand side. LinkedIn. Oh. The social media for business networking they pay to say that vomit i feel like linkedin has become like a parody of itself what's the ceo dog story yeah i i walked past a dog on my way to the um job interview it was drowning next to a duck i decided to help the dog i get to the job interview late and I say, oh, my God, I'm so sorry I'm late.

I was helping a dog. The chair turns around. The dog was the CEO. Like what started out as inspirational has just become a piss take of itself. Of itself, yeah. I think it mostly is self-aware. Like people know what they're doing. This one guy 100% did not know what he was doing.

Rhyme John? No. Is that who we're talking about? This post went viral. And the reason it went viral because everyone was taking the piss out of him in the comments. And I'm pretty sure he wasn't taking the piss. I proposed to my girlfriend over the weekend

and here's what it taught me about B2B marketing. What? And he was like like the right selection choice the right this uh knowing when to secure the deal and it was just like give it a fucking rest bro because there's a lot of i experienced some obscure thing and here's what it taught me about yeah some other bullshit business thing that clearly has nothing. Oh, the cafe charged 50 cents for soy and here's what it taught me about inventory management and the pricing structures of social global society. Read the first sentence of that again. I proposed to my girlfriend over the weekend. Girlfriend. Not now, fiance.

She fucking said no yeah true that's what i've learned about this guy i proposed to my now fiance yeah no that's not what it says i proposed to my girlfriend my now ex-girlfriend i proposed to someone now instead of me even though I am enjoying taking the piss out of this fuckhead, I didn't want to get on the hate bandwagon. I just went, well, if this guy's blowing up, give me a slice of the action. I can write my own bullshit piece on LinkedIn and see

if I can't just blow this fucking network up. No way. So I'm going to get you to read my post. And many tarpers already know this because, trust me, they've backed me up hardcore and we'll get you to read my post. And many tarpers already know this because, trust me, they've backed me up hardcore and we'll get to that in a second. Okay. So this is what you wrote on LinkedIn?

Yes. Okay. Ryan John Dunn. Oh. Are you sure that I'm reading this out? I once pooped in a barber's house and after discovering she didn't have toilet paper, I used her towel. Here's what it taught me about brand management and operational planning. One, a strong brand can absorb, or don't say absorb, setbacks and still remain spotless

in the eyes of customers. Two, visibility in your supply chain is crucial. You don't want to be caught with your pants down. That one's a bit on the nose. Three, adaptability in a crisis can help flush out old problems and bring fresh solutions. Four, always plan to ensure you won't ever smear your reputation. Five, having a superior brand can help you wipe away the competition.

Listen to my podcast, Tony and Ryan, for more business advice. Five, having a superior brand can help you wipe away the competition. Listen to my podcast, Tony and Ryan, for more business advice. Did you get ChatGPT to write this? No. Really? Use some big words in there. Yeah. It's LinkedIn, mate.

You've got to be a professional. Sorry. Yeah, yeah. I should have might have used ChatGPT. That's amazing. Thank you. Surely that wouldn't have gone anywhere. Guys.

No. It is lighting the fuck up. Now, I have cherry-picked some comments. Yep. These are all tarpers, by the way, who are, I'm not going to say undercover tarpers, but they're just going about their business on LinkedIn. They know they're. But other people wouldn't know they're tarpers. No, no, no.

They would just think they're other LinkedIn people. So first of all, can you read from Shandra Roberts and what's her job title? So it says Shandra Roberts is Operations Manager in Electrical Engineering and Manufacturing. I've shared these five management tools with my team this morning and I couldn't wipe the smiles from their faces. I listened to the Tony and Ryan podcast with my morning brew

to mentally prepare myself for the business day. Thank you, Shanda. Good on you, Shanda. Let's go to Steph Hodgson. What's her title? Steph's title is Senior Designer at Nuke Digital in Manchester, England. Are we doxing people here? Nah, we're fine.

Giving their full names and stuff. Nah, it's business networking. We're just getting leads and contacts. Yeah, we're giving them business probably. What a valuable case study in brand management. The Tony and Ryan podcast is revolutionising growth, hacking into the web 2.0 environment. Like a poo, number two.

It's very good. I didn't, number two. It's very good. I didn't think of that. Well done, Steph. What amazing actionable insights, a total paradigm shift from the usual value proposition in this industry. Guys, it's Monday morning, LinkedIn, we're fucking getting our front foot forward. Shout out to me for not stumbling over paradigm shift.

I think that's pretty good. Yeah, although you said environment is movement, so that's really undone your good work. Oh, no. Let's go to Poppy Dunn, no relation. Are we sure? No. Okay.

Poppy, their title is Management Compliance and Protective of Highly Sensitive Government Information. Should we be there if her name out? We've left the department out. Oh, okay, great. Fantastic points made. The Tony and Ryan podcast is full of similar advice in relation to business.

From marketing to operations, you really don't want to miss out. I would say the episodes covering international distribution were a real highlight. Thank you, Poppy. I appreciate that. As our chief management shipping executive officer, Ryan Dunn. So what happens on LinkedIn is that if you follow someone and they comment on something, it pops up in your feed to say,

someone you know has commented on this. Has commented on this, yeah. So all of these people's connections are going to read this and go, oh, this sounds like a great business podcast. Welcome, if that's where you've come from. And someone actually DM'd me and said, I really love what's happening here, but I don't want my connections to see what this is. Yeah, if I comment on that,

because people use it for legit networking reasons. Yeah. And also I included a picture of a guy with a towel in the bathroom. And yeah. So there's that. I forgot to, I should have mentioned that earlier. Where's the photo? Do you want me to show you?

I need the photo. While you're looking for that, I'm going to read the final one here. Bethany Bridgewater, fake name, senior interior designer at Plum and Moss. Hello. Okay. Fantastic advice, says Bethany. When discussing furnishings and finishings with clients, I always finish with my clients.

I will now always advise of towels in all the bathrooms. I love learning all sorts of innovative business tips from the Tony Brown podcast. We're catfishing the internet. Very good. The photo is very good. You've given yourself a little glow up there if that's supposed to be you, that avatar.

That was chat GBT. So, I think that what needs to happen now... Keep in mind there's a lot of new listeners today listening out for business advice. Exactly right. I think that what needs to happen now is that maybe all members of our Patreon

should receive a business card. Oh. Of what they contribute to the Tony and Ryan podcast. This sounds like an off-air conversation, but yeah, sure. Don't you reckon? This sounds like if we're given business advice, this sounds like something that we should be doing.

Are you going to handle the shipping of the business cards? No. Are you going to handle the printing of the business cards? Do you know what maybe we could do? We could send everyone a PDF they could print at their own behest. No shipping or printing required. The thing about actioning items in business is that

I could then do a spiel but I don't have one ready. No, you go. You finish it off. I can't imagine. I can't. Excuse me? What did you call it? The beauty of business in this modern day environment is that printing is fucked.

And what I would like for everyone to take away from this as we circle back to the environmental conversation is that we need to be smarter with the resources that we use in business. So resource allocation. So resource allocation is a huge we use in business. So resource allocation. So resource allocation is a huge one amongst our business. Efficiency and productivities. Efficiency is huge.

We recently had an incident in our business where we had an overpopulation of cardboard boxes and that caused a rift in our health and longevity of the business. So basically, to circle back once more, um, the paradigm shift is really circling back. And, um,

if anybody needs snow more, you can message me on LinkedIn. Don't, I don't check it. Well, you can, but you won't get a response. I'm not going to reply.

Okay. That's okay. Great. But, um, welcome to our new listeners today. Yeah. Welcome.

If you're here for business chat, you got it. And thanks to our new listeners today. Yeah, welcome. If you're here for business chat, you got it. And thanks to everyone who commented. I love that it's like a secret society. Yeah, but there's a lot more comments, but a lot more comments. Oh, that's amazing. What do you love to see, Tony? I've got something here from our Tony and Ryan podcast Facebook group.

So if you want more business tips, there's more business tips over there. Someone posted this. I think it might have been off the back of our coincidence chat, which we did on Friday. Hunter commented a photo and says, got myself an elite large McDonald's Diet Coke. Nice one.

Very nice. Rare in Australia. The total was $3.04. And the time that the docket was printed out was 3.04. Why was this not submitted to Coincidence Chat? Well, we're submitting it now. And we've got a little picture of the docket Hunter's

posted. I'm happy we didn't believe him. And it says 3.04 and 3.04 and I thought, good. I love to see that. It's a diet coke. It hit me in all the right areas. If you are new to the pod, we often do awesome coincidences like that. My love to see it is from Harrison Spicer.

Hi, Harrison Spicer. I hardly know him. Who is a paramedic or an ambulance officer. What's it do? I don't personally know. Normal or nah? Forcing your patients to listen. Is this fucking normal or nah?

Or fucking you love to say it? Forcing your patients to listen to the Tony and Ryan podcast whilst driving the ambulance. Imagine if you were on death's door. And you're hearing this. And you're hearing this. I'm so sorry. We aren't liable.

If you're listening in the back of an ambulance, you've had a great life and your parents are probably proud of you. But no, Harrison's going to fucking get you where you need to be. So don't worry about it. Harrison's got you covered. Harrison's fucking got you. Look and say, excuse me, is your name Harrison?

If they say no, fuck, you could be in strife though. If Harrison, all good. Someone else. Harrison is just 100% definite. Harrison is just 100% definite. Megan has replied to Harrison's post, and she said, Hi, Harrison. I'm one of your dispatchers who works in the head office.

I'm also a regular tarpa. You love to see it. And I thought, isn't this beautiful? You know, they work in the same company, but they don't really know each other. And she goes oh so i'm the ones who go hey can you head out to here and they're like i'm a tarpa and now i found your time but this is great and that's where it probably should have ended oh my god are they now married this is how they met they're married now i know this happened last week oh okay probably a bit quicker yeah um because'm like, what a cute little, oh, found you. Coincidence chart.

In the Tony and Ryan Facebook group. A public place where everyone's welcome and there's 120,000 people. Oh, my God. Are you in the SEC com or the Brisbane co? I'm in the Brisbane team. Oh, my God. Are you in today? What time's your shift?

Not today, but I'll let you know when I'm on next week. Yes, that would be great. I'll use tarp lingo when I dispatch you next time. You just let me know when your shift's on. How do you know it's me? Because I don't say, hi, it's Megan. I just do the dispatch. Or we'll have to be friends.

That's a good point. I'm not sure how I'll know it's you in advance. I can't understand. Then Harrison goes, this has got a lot harder than it should have been. I often give really long-winded answers and conversations, and this is probably just another one of them. And Megan said, yeah, that sounds tough.

Fuck the cunt dead. Do you know what I mean? In the meantime, people are dying. You know before when I said if Harrison's driving all good? Opposite. Maybe not. Oh, well, we love to see friendships being made. I love to see the first bit.

Yeah, and then the rest of it, you take that home with you. Yeah. Well, just send a DM. You know, take it offline. Yeah. Fuck, that's really very, very funny. Thank you very much for contributing. That was great.

Tomorrow on the show, we've got confessions, which you can anonymously submit at tonyandryan.com.au. Yeah, the confessional is open. Tomorrow, the headline of the first confession has an M word in it that's never been used on this show before. Moist. That's definitely been used on this show before. Do you want to have another guess?

Oh, mum. Because neither of us have another guess? Oh, mum. Because neither of us have got one. No. I've got one. Oh, you've got two. One that I know. Mosquito. No.

Think of the worst M word. That's why I thought moist. Worse. Meningococcal. That's awful. We're hearing about meningococcal tomorrow. See you then. No, worse.

Mangina. Mutt. That is pretty bad. That is pretty bad. All right. Let me give you a clue. You can't be sentenced to prison for committing mutt. Murder?

We've definitely said murder on this podcast. Like, oh, I could murder a kebab. You know, but that's like, ha-ha, murdering a kebab. Tomorrow, a confession. Are you sure it's not about a moon? Or meningococcal because that is serious. One of either. Someone was telling us the other day that their wife got dengue fever

and then Ryan and I started Googling it. Don't. Don't get dengue fever or go to Bali. Don't get it. Don't Google it. Nothing. All right. Here's what I'll say.

I'm not going to answer it. You don't need to answer it. I'm just going to put this out there. Okay. I really need a wee, so could you hurry? Tomorrow there's a confession about either meningococcal. Mutt. A mutt.

Or a murder. Or a manginer. Ooh, stay tuned. Stay tuned. All right. We'll see you tomorrow.