Toni and Ryan - Toni's Wet Mouth

Episode Date: October 2, 2024

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Apply to Algoma University today. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge, and we are calling Marco, who is right here in Melbourne. Hello. Hello.

Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.'s going to get mad. He's just down the road here in Melbourne. Marco speaking. Marco!

It's Tony and Ryan. How are you doing? I'm good. I'm good. I can't believe I'm talking to you guys. Oh, we can't believe we're talking to you. Thank you so much for being a tarpa. What are you up to Marco?

Where are you? I'm a worker doing my job. I'm a worker doing my job. I'm a worker doing my job. I'm a worker doing my job. I'm a worker doing my job. I'm a worker doing my job. I'm a worker doing my job.

I'm a worker doing my job. I'm a worker doing my job. I'm a worker doing my job. I'm a worker doing my job. The pleasure's all ours. Thank you so much for being a tarpa. What are you up to Marco? Where are you? I'm a worker doing boring, boring shit. I believe, speaking of shit, I believe you've got some coincidence chat. Yeah. Yeah.

Big coincidence chat. My in-law lives in a reservoir. Oh, in the countryside with Tony, amazing. Oh, it's actually because we're related, Marco. Oh. Yeah. And you believe, but do you know how many time I tried to see where Tony lives?

But no success. No success. Yeah, you can't get past those concrete gates, Marco. That's why. I reckon if you head to the local KFC, you might be... Oh yeah, you see a blackout, you have the phone with KFC, you can be sure. Coming out of the drive through. Marco, will you approve today's podcast?

I surely do. Perfect. That's amazing. Oh, grazie. Prego, prego. Ciao, it's Marco from Melbourne and I approve this podcast. On today's show, not one, but two of our favorite segments. Two? Normal or Nah, followed by...

Champion tarpa names. Follow Up Thursday. Oh. No one liked my segment of the champion tarpa names. Oh no, that's our favorites. Three in a row. Three favorite segments. Three yearers day today.

Follow Up Threes day. Surprisingly hasn't taken off. Hmm. Surprisingly Follow Up Thursday hasn't really taken off either. No, but it's back today and we have some updates from, I mean, fuck, fuck. We have some updates, some business updates. We have an update from a prior confession, which I think we all needed to know how it ended. And it has ended.

I've been hanging out. And we also have a winner from the, what did you use as a microphone on the weekend that wasn't a microphone? Amazing. But first let's do normal on Lewis Flynn has messaged through. Hi Lewis. normal or not, Lewis Flynn has messaged through. Hi Lewis. Normal or not, locking the car an extra couple of times, even though you have literally just

pressed the button and it is a hundred percent locked anyway, you fuckhead. Normal. Now, is this people doing a joke or are they actually stupid or is it actually not a big deal when people say, I double locked it? I don't know.. I don't know. I actually don't know. I hit the button again. It unlocks it.

No, it doesn't. There's two buttons on most remotes. There's a lock and an unlock. What's on? Oh yeah, there is. Yeah. It doesn't unlock it. Oh, cause I just thought it was like an on off button and they're like, Oh,

double locked it. And I go, Oh, no, you're being funny right now. But I had a cut my Yaris. Yeah. It doesn't unlock it. Cause I just thought it was like an on-off button and they're like, Oh, double locked it. And I go, Oh, no. Are you being funny right now? But I had a cut, my Yaris had like, may she rest in peace. No, she's going off to a beautiful lovely family. No, she's not at the farm. That had a double lock feature. So it was like, if you locked it once, but then if you pressed lock again, after 30 seconds, it did like another different lock. But I don't really know. Like if after 30 seconds, it did like another different lock,

but I don't really know. Like if it's locked, it's locked. Like, right. Yeah. How about we skip the middleman and do the super lock the first time? Yeah. Yeah. Or is that one press is your, the driver door and the double press is the whole thing.

No, one unlock is the driver door and the second unlock is the whole thing, but one lock is the whole thing. You've just explained my car because every time Bridget has Mabel and goes to put her in the car, like in the baby seat, I always just see that. Yeah. I go, sorry, I press it again. But it is like that is for safety though, that if you're hopping in the car by yourself, like, but yeah, now I do the multiple lock, even at my own, like every, everywhere I do it.

Yep. I press it like a hundred times. And I also do like walk back to the car at the shopping center. Yeah. I got, no, I don't think I like fucking car. What I like is it a dark shopping center car park. So you can just hit it and see the flash and it like pops up. Yeah.

It pops off. It pops off. It pops off. It pops off. It pops off. It pops off. It pops off. It pops off.

It pops off. It pops off. It pops off. It pops off. It pops off. It pops off. It pops off. I love that.

Constance has a normal na. Hi, Constance. When using a straw, does it go in front or behind your teeth? My partner only sucks the very tip of the straw, whereas I, according to him, deep throat the straw by sandwiching it between my tongue and the top of my roof to get that extra suction. I think I'm normal. My partner says, no, I'm just trying to think of what I do.

If only I had a iced coffee with me right now. Oh, you do this weird tongue thing when you put a straw in your mouth. Yeah, no, I put it right up against the roof and then press. But you do this thing, you go before you put a straw in your mouth, like every time. Like that, you do you like I know that right now you're doing that as a joke, but you do that every time. I do do that. Yeah. And it's so weird.

Is it? I look at your mouth a lot. Obviously. Does it turn you on when I do that? No. Oh, like a sexy thing? Like could not be further away. And also, you know, like the, the, nah, there's something about, it's actually not the mouth thing.

It's the fact that like milk's about to go in your mouth, which is like sickening. Like, because you know, when you've got milk in your mouth and it's like, so the thought of like, you then having milk in your mouth is like not the vibe. With my dairy filled sticky mouth. Yes. Like that's actually more upsetting than the straw. I don't know what I do with the straw, but now if you're really self-conscious. Now you have to do it. Go on. I don't. Is this the wrong vibe?

Can I, may I try with yours? You may. She's about to have milk with a gross bitch. You do the tip. I do the tip. Just the tip lodge, just the tip Tony. Except I will say, and this is not supposed to be salacious. I have a really wet mouth.

And I like- It's not supposed to be salacious, but- No, and I- Fuck, is it? It's gone to midnight. What's the saying? Six to midnight? So like, if I share a drink with somebody or like.

Are you saying if I have another sip now that you've sipped it? It's wet. It'll be really wet. And I just I just know it and I feel really bad. It's I can't share things that go in the mouth with other people that might be dry. Sophie, can you call Surf Life Saving Australia? Because as I sip this ice coffee, I might drown in the sea. This is why I had to get my bronze. I legally had to get it.

It's wet. Okay. It's wet. Okay. It's wet. Okay. So I've got an iced latte from McCafe. Yeah.

A good friend of McCafe. Now- What milk is that, by the way? It's an almond. Yeah. Egg and friends at McCafe. Um, now- What milk is that by the way? It's an almond. Yeah. It is a paper straw, which I will say in their defense, uh, I've been sitting on this for about an hour and it's still actually pretty good. Yeah. Turtles.

Love them. I could feel the dampness of Tony's mouth on the paper straw from McCafe. Yeah. Put that in the ad. Yeah. 100%. Yeah. I'm so wet. Yeah. Put that in the ad. Yeah. 100%. Yeah. I'm so wet.

Wet for life. Wet for life. I don't know about you listening, but do we just need to take a fucking breather? Just to really get our heads around that? If you'd be like at a party or whatever, and I'd like have a puff of someone's ciggy, it would be this, I'd hand it back and it would be all wet. And it's just like, yeah, it's not good. Yeah.

That's why I don't share with anybody because I get self-conscious. I got such a wet mouth. It's an ailment of mine. And I just, you know- Is it about your self-conscious, about your wet mouth? No, well, cause it rarely doesn't come up that you share. Like I don't share a straw or a Stiggy with anybody. Like that stuff doesn't come up in my life anymore.

I thought we were friends and it turns out this whole time we haven't been sharing iced coffees, we haven't been sharing Cigs, which is, um, Strange. I see you in an iced coffee. I mean, that's what we do every day. So that was a knock on my perfect morning. Fisherman's breakfast. Um, strange coffee. I mean, that's what we do every day. Fisherman's breakfast. The guy, a friend of mine used to be in the army and that now doing something and be like, stop for smoke.

Oh yeah. And someone, you go, um, sir. Um, I don't smoke and he goes, go through the motions. Yeah. And every time I think about something, like I say, I don't smoke, but I picture me standing out in the front of the factory, just like standing there with my, yeah. Just doing the thing. Um, well, smoking is really bad for you.

Just letting everyone know this is like, you know, yonks like long time ago, but yeah, wet mouth girl. Yeah. And like, I don't, you know, like, wet mouth girl. I appreciate that. Thank you. Yeah. I actually needed that today.

That sings me right up. Do you remember when we used to sing? Sha la la la la la la la la la la la wet mouth girl, wet mouth girl. Kim Holland. I think we've caught Kim on a rough day. Oh no, Kim. I mean, you can't be any worse than me with my wet mouth. Like it can't be worse than that.

How long since we've used the term dispro upsetto by the way? Oh, ages. I feel like it doesn't get enough love. I love dispro upsetto. Yeah, me too. Disproportionately. I love dispro upsetto. Dispro upsetto.

Disproportionately upset. Yeah. Normal on R ask him, being dispro upsetto about having medium sliced bread delivered instead of thick sliced bread. You're pathetically thin and don't toast into anything. Fuck you. Use it as a coaster. Fuck it right off.

Nah, and I don't think that's actually disparate upset. I think that's prop upset. I proportionally upset because there is nothing fucking worse than when you plan on having toast with it. And then they send you the fucking A4 piece of paper. Yeah. Of toast. Which is nothing.

Oh, God. I saw this internet meme the other day and it was like, who discovered toast? Because it was like, bread already cooked. Let's cook it again. Hang on, I'm going to fucking need a moment. Yeah. Yeah. Like, it's cooked.

Oh, pop it in again. Like, who? Is that like when Ryan Gosling was like, oh, I'm going to fucking need a moment. Yeah. Yeah. Like, it's cooked. Oh, pop it in again. Like, who, is that like when Ryan, you had the coconut three ways, but we don't know what the third way is. Yeah, I went to the bathroom and they came out with two and then the guy never came back. And then the guy never came back with the third way. I'm pretty sure the way to quit on the spot midway. Me too. If anyone knows what the third way wave, someone's messaged in.

Oh, I don't know what ended up happening with that. It was in Vegas. So Bridget bakes bread, but she doesn't bake toast. No, and I bake bread Bridget's way. Yeah, no, I wish you hadn't told me that actually. Oh, I'm so sorry. You fucked me right up. Oh, I thought that was just like a silly little thing to say.

It is. Zombie! But it's fucked. Do you want to talk about my wet mouth again? Honestly, that was the wet mouth for some of the... Sorry, I'm sitting back in my chair, not talking into the microphone because I'm so fucking thrown off. You talking about your wet mouth was one of the most disturbing, graphic, like icky things I've ever heard.

Don't say I'm disturbing, graphic and icky. But I'd rather hear about that than the toast stuff, because that's really fucked me right up. Hang on, hang on. I think we're missing the real question. What happens if we cook toast an unprecedented third time? Then what happens? Do we all set on fire?

Does it turn into a hot cross bar? Dough again? It turns into dough again. And it's the water cycle. Goes back around. The circle of dough. Hey, it's Marco from Melbourne, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. At Algoma University, your future has no limits.

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So everyone will be so pumped. Jennifer Green. Good on you, Jennifer. Amanda Lee. Thomas- V. Amanda Lee? I don't know. So all the information that I have is on the task.

Thomas McIntyre. Yeah. Emma Loftus, good on you Emma. And Katherine Brown. Absolutely love to see Katherine. Oh, Katherine Brown and a Jennifer Green. Who else could be there? Yellow. Hello. Well, good. Never bag out my flower names after that performance. What flower names? When I-

Oh, Jasmine fucking charisma, Rose. Jacaranda. Jacaranda, Jacaranda, that's fine. You may recall, I think it was a few weeks ago now, this lady was at work. She works next to another lady and she has to deliver a library book back. Do you remember this confession? Oh, yeah, that was ages ago. Yeah.

So the, her friend at work goes, Oh, I'm going near that library. I'll take and deliver that book for you. And then which, so then a month later, she's getting these emails going, you haven't returned the book. Blah, blah, blah. So then a month later she's getting these emails going, you haven't returned the book, blah, blah, blah. Fuck. And, and what was the problem that it was like, do I bring it up?

Do I? Yeah. Pretty sure that the advice we gave was to move away. Well, she was considering moving away and we didn't discourage her from that. Yeah. So we read the confession and she's like, oh, you know, she's like, fuck, it's out there now. Time like time has passed and apparently things between her and the other colleague had gotten a bit quiet and frosty. It's as if the other girl had kind of maybe knew.

Heard the pod maybe. Or just like she knew she hadn't dropped that book back. Oh. You know, and I was just like, we're not talking about it, but it was just like the relationship. Elephant in the room. Exactly. That was just a bit of something. And she's like, we're not talking about it, but it was just like the relationship. Elephant in the room. Exactly, that was just a bit of something. And she's like, oh well. It's better to bring it up, I feel.

Just rip the bandaid. Yeah. So anyway, our confessor said, just because of the frostiness, I was like, even though the frostiness was because of this, the frostiness made me nervous to bring up something that could make it even more frosty. Yeah.

So I just didn't mention it. And I went to the library, asked how much the fine was and it was a hundred dollars and I paid it. And then she moved hands, which I don't know if that was, yeah, I don't know if that was a comedy from her, but that's what she said. I think though that hasn't solved the, I guess if you moved, then that has kind of solved the problem, but then like, no, no, no, but the friendships like. Friends don't let friends pay for library funds.

You've always said that. She was a colleague, not a friend. Um, last week, Anita Dixon said that her husband takes her prosthetic leg off and uses it as a microphone when he gets drunk. Hilarious. Yes. So I challenge people. And you keep saying Anita.

I think her name's Annika. A-N-I-C-A. Yeah. It's Annika. She's Annika Dixon. Yeah. But you keep saying Anita. I don't know where the T is coming from.

Annika. No, Annika. It's Annika. But I'm saying Annika, but it's Annika. But Annika. Yeah. Okay. No, you were an Anika. No, it's on a car, but I'm saying an Anika, but it's on a car. But Anita. Yeah. Okay. No, you were saying Anita.

I got a, got a message from on a car. Yeah. Anyway, I challenge everyone to use something that's not a microphone as a microphone and we have a winner. Oh, the winner is Jacqueline's boyfriend. Hi Jacqueline's boyfriend. After doing the hippity dippity, my boyfriend got my vibrator, pretended it was a microphone and interviewed me like a TV reporter asking how good the sex was.

So sweetheart, how do you feel about that one? Is it still on? It'd be hard to hold, right? Um. As in like, cause like, as in you'd feel the vibrations in your elbow and fucking... Um. Like a, like a traditional vibe. Do I not know how they work?

I don't think so. Nah. Okay, let me just push on then, eh? In my mind, it's like he's gripping the middle of it. Have you ever seen a sex toy before? No. Yeah. OK. Interesting.

Oh, yeah. But I assumed like a vibrate, like a full length, like a dildo. Yeah. Well, that's not a vibrator. They're not the same thing. That's where I think I'm confused. Yeah. So in my mind, he's holding the dildo. It also doesn't vibrate like a truck.

Well, it should. It should. That would just rip your click clean off. Sorry. No, no need to apologize, but technical chat, surely not. First of all, Siri, if there's one conversation I don't want you to hear me having, it's me fucking burying myself in lack of sex toy knowledge. I don't know if anybody would have been able to hear that, but it was Siri going, I have

a lack of information. Imagine that if Siri's like, we should test it together. And you fuck Siri. Wow. Wow. Yeah. Get all up in those zeros and ones. You know what I'm saying? As computer chat, surely.

Shit. If Siri comes back saying shit to me this afternoon. Oh no, she's fucking, oh no. Why is it listening? What have you done? Yeah. She really listens. Is it me? My Siri?

No. No, it was me. It was my thing. Yeah. Just mute your computer then she can't talk to you. On Tuesday, we had business chat. Yes. A shareholder meeting.

Shareholder meeting. We did not disclose the business, but it's a business that we've discussed many times on the podcast and have often not been a fan of. Sorry. I've just kicked something under the table. We're a fucking shame. We're just ashamed. It's my wet mouth has fucked the whole day.

It's fucked it up. Um, we said we have bagged out this company many times because often their service has been poor. Uh, they have reached out to us to sponsor the podcast and we don't know how we feel about that. Yep. So we want to put it to people. Georgie Wiking says, pop off collaboration, sis.

Oh, a lot of people were guessing about who it could have been. Anastasia said, I can only deliver my own opinion on your Facebook post, but you have my stamp of approval. I know you guys will meet their requests to the letter while still figuring out how to send your true message. I wonder if the thing though, if we collaborate with these people, is that we don't have to come through with our promises because they don't? Oh, too much.

Anyway, Anastasia said her guess for the company was GastroStop. Kelly said, is the collaboration with Michael Jordan? And Subway. Yep. It's the collaboration we've all been dreaming of. And Jaz says, if they still want to collab out of all the times you've bagged them out and after the business meeting and they haven't listened to a thing, then that's on them. Take the money and run with it.

Now the big, no, yeah. Can I just say, so the big deal message through, and she said, you have to look into your values and are you willing to promote something that you don't stand by? And I actually thought about this and I think, yeah, because we're not going to say anything that's not true to us. Yeah.

So I'm not going to tell you that it's the best service I've ever had because it hasn't been. And if they still want to give me the cash, all I'm saying is, we're not going to lie. Yeah. I want to pay for the truth. But then they could just get that on the podcast for free. The truth exists already. To do.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, I don't know what the saying is. Yeah. The truth is out there. The truth is out there. Yeah. That's not what I said. You can't handle the truth is out there.

I feel like I'll be honest. I think I'm a no. Like, because of the reason that the big deal said, looking into it, I'm like, oh, you know, I think it's when you're taking the money and then saying things that you don't believe. Yeah. That's selling out. Yeah. If you're still saying what you think and someone's giving you money either way.

Yeah. I think that that's the pro is that like, well, then when I say what I think, they're not going to give me the money. So I'm like, do we cut the middle man? But then to go back to the other point is it's a jazz like, and if they've heard all that and still willing to give it then fucking like take it. I'm Natalie and Brulia honestly, but I'm glad that we talked about it on the pod and now we can go away and decide. Because I mean, all of our business advisors, the TAPAs, Tony and Ryan

podcast, they've given really good advice. I think I'm a yes purely because I think they're now a no. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah. I'm like, surely they're not going to do it. And if they are, then fucking cool. But also, is this like a bit of a power moving kind of responding and being like, where are no on this one?

Don't think they've listened to the pod before. Like, is there something in like, but you know what I mean? Is there something that feels a bit good about like, oh, we don't dishonor what we've said in the past and you obviously don't listen instead of emailing back. Do we send them a letter? They might not get it. Do you know what? Too soon. They might not get it. Do you know what I mean? Like they might not get it.

Can you imagine? But this is the- I go, why haven't you applied? And I go, I have. And they go, that's strange. I haven't received anything. And you go, what? Or we say yes.

And they go, we'll send you a check via mail. And we go, what a fucking waste of time. Never going to say that. Okay. Here's what I reckon they should do. They say, Sophie's moaning because she's the one that probably has to fucking deal with them. They send a check and a script by the mail.

Oh, and if they both arrive, we'll do it? We'll take the check and we'll read the script. And if they don't, then they don't. Or do we say to them, oh, the check arrived, but the script did. And they go, you're probably right. But if the script arrives and the check doesn't, then you can fuck right off. Oh, yeah. Either way, I feel like we're free and clear. I'm glad we talked about it.

I think that was the right move. 100%. Can we commit to this? Can we commit to, and this is on them. This time by the end of next week, I'll read out any correspondence. I think I'm a no. Purely. No, but is it like we never hear from,

like we never bring it up again? Oh, oh, sorry. Cause are you curious to after all of this to see what happens? Can we just reply to them, Sophie? This is to yes and your idea, Ryan. Can we just reply to them and be like, have you heard the podcast?

Have you ever listened to the podcast? Cause then if they go, we're such big fans, we'll go, well you're lying. And we go, same. You're lying. Like, yeah, I think that we can read out correspondence if we get it. Okay. Let's email back and say, Hey guys, have you ever listened to the show? Like, yeah.

Do we kind of say like, we've got some concerns or do we just say like, have you ever listened? Yep. And I think they're responsible, probably answer a lot of questions. Do you understand why I'm kind of a no on like the actual thing or are you just like... Oh yeah, but I'm just more curious than I am. Like how we got to... Like how have we got to this point?

This point. Yeah, no, I agree. And I'm not done finding out yet. Yeah, you're curious. I need to know what's going on at their end of the year. Nah, agree. And I feel like as soon as we say no, we stop getting answers. I think this is the start of a hilarious tale.

I don't think it's the start of a revenue generating operation, but it's the start of a hilarious tale. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. I'm going to love to see it today. Amazing. A big day in my household. Mabel is at daycare for the first time today. First day at school. Very exciting.

I can confirm that her mum took her, Bridget, and Bridget was like, oh, I wonder how she'll go. Is she gonna miss me? Is she gonna cry? Bridget dropped her off and Mabel just walked straight in. Bridget goes, didn't even know I was there. Didn't even know she was gone as well.

Yeah. That's really, I'm so sorry. I just spat everywhere. That's my wet mouth. Bridget just texted, they just called to say that she's totally fine. They'll see if they can put her down for an app and then it looks like I've got the morning off.

Great. That is awesome. Now, that is really, really exciting. I once put Bron into doggy daycare. Yeah. Would this is a similar to compare? Is that a bit weird? No, cause still you're like handing your baby over to someone else.

Yeah. Once Mabel and BJ were down at the farm and I said, how's the precious cargo? And they texted back a photo of BJ and said, he's all good. And I said, correct. Good answer. So Cara, who's a Tapa, she's been doing a few extra shifts at a local doggy daycare for a bit of extra cash. And like, I'm sure like all jobs there's pros and cons and there's probably cons with this

one, but don't you just hear that and go. I literally just thought, I wonder if I could do that. Yeah, same. I was like, I could spend a couple of afternoons, damn it. So she walks in and on the chalkboard, it says, Kara, anxious around new people, best with sausage dogs. And Kara goes, the staff here really get me. Turns out Kara was the name of a dog at the daycare. It turns out not everything is about me. Well. Disagree. I disagree, Kara. And I hate.

You're the main character to us. I'm also like you Kara and like the dog anxious around you people. And I'm also, I'd say at my best around sausage dogs. Yeah, around any dogs really, but especially little ones. Yeah. So I don't think feel bad about that. Cause if they now you're that spot on, I mean, that's on them.

Yeah. And two things can be true. That can be true about the little doggy, but it could also be true about our friend Kara. It should be asterisk. Kara is anxious around you people and best with sausage dogs. Ask your risk. Both. Both.

Both. Both Kara's. Yeah, I agree. But I love to see that Kara and I love to see that from Mabel being down there having a mad time. That's very sweet. I've got to love to hear from Maddie Constantino. Maddie actually to-

Did you say Constantino? Constantino, very slightly different. Like a sleight of hand difference? And Maddie actually posted this two weeks ago. So she's on holiday now, but Maddie said, I leave for my holiday soon to Europe for a whole month by myself. Maddie said, I got ignored for two months by my boyfriend and then dumped by his mum so that we're together for three years.

And then the mum came into Maddie's work and was like, oh, by the way, like Josh has had enough and like, no, probably not. You just made up the word Josh, eh, because it definitely was a Josh that did that. It was a J name, 100 not. You just made up the word Josh, eh? Yeah. Because it definitely was a Josh that did that. It definitely was, a J name, 100%. J name, yeah. Isn't that so crazy?

Maddie said, so I said, fuck it, I'm going to Europe because why the fuck not? You can't be depressed when you're in Europe. I've never been, it's the first time traveling by myself. Bring on my passport personality. But yeah, so Maddie would be away now. So Maddie, if you're listening, and you might not be, you might be like having so much fun. Pop off passport personality

sis. But also let us know how your travels are going. That's huge. I think it'd be pretty, imagine just that the moment the plane takes off and you're like, oh, I'm free. Yeah. See ya later. And you just feel like really proud of yourself to like put yourself out there. 100%. Especially after being with someone for three years. It's a long time. That's a fucking long time. Like hierarchy of communication. If you've been with someone for over- Thank you for bringing that into the conversation.

If you've been with someone for over three years, surely. And this has come from a guy that once broke up with someone on Facebook Messenger. Yeah, poked her and then didn't reply. Not Facebook poke. Um, Oh, Ryan. And you think my wet mouth is bad. It is. That's worse.

I just feel like getting your mom to, Oh yeah. Who is that? That's why I've never broken up with anyone. Well, we've ever been dumped. I think isn't that on the mum to say, fuck you, Josh, go do it yourself. 100%. Yeah. To be like, grow it fucking like, I just cannot imagine ever saying to anybody like, can you

break up with them for me? And then going, yep. Like all of my friends and family respect me too much to ever do that. They'd be like, oh, nah, you need, like, that is something you have to do. Even like, I remember asking my mom to call in sick for a job once for me, because I was, I was sick and I was like, can you call them? She's like, no, like you have to honor your responsibilities and like you have to call him.

And I was like, I'm actually sick. She's like, it's not about the lying about maybe pulling a sticky or whatever. She's like, it's about like, you know, that's your responsibility. I think my uncle Pete said when he had lots of staff that you could have a sick day, but you had to go in and tell him. Yeah. Oh, no, I see. I don't really like that. Cause then you're like, Oh fuck, I'm already here. Well, yeah, I think that I've been in the past, like called in, like gone in and been like fucked. And then they're like, if you had have called us, we

could have covered you. Yeah. Like whereas now you've come in at the beginning of your shift and now it's too late. Yeah. So I think you're better off to anyway, but I just, I love to see it, Maddie and like fuck him because if that is what his family are going to do, like then he's a dickhead. Yeah. You're better off without him. I've got it. I'm going to give you permission to poo poo this idea. Not that you need permission, but I'm just putting it right out there. That'd be very comfortable saying, fuck no. Okay. I think we can all agree that tar parking was a win. Sure.

I think we can all agree that hearing about who's Jacqueline's boyfriend using the vibrator as a microphone hilarious. I have a new challenge. Oh boy. Tony and I will dump someone for you. No, we will not. Consider it poop-poop-ish.

No, we will not. We literally just got on our high balls about how we would never do that. I thought you know what? No, that's so horrible. Hi, is this Josh? Yeah. Hi, Tony and Ryan. Tony and Ryan podcast. Yeah, it's so horrible. Is this Josh? Yeah. Hi, Tony and Ryan, Tony and Ryan podcast. Yeah.

It's a podcast in Australia. No, it's not on radio. Just letting you know, Ryan's not on the phone. 21 in case you think that series called someone. So you know how you used to date that girl's now in Europe and now you're with, um, Kelly. Oh, why did I bring Kelly into this? Schmally. No, that's worse.

Raleigh. You know Raleigh. Yeah. She's out. Yeah, done. No, don't message. She didn't mention the size specifically, but that doesn't surprise me. OK. No, I haven't tried to call you, mom. I called you directly.

Okay. Thanks, mate. See you later. You didn't hold your hand up in the phone motion. So I didn't know that you were on the phone. I was hands-free. Bluetooth. Yeah, I've actually apparently got a Bluetooth thing in my hand.

Always assume I'm on Bluetooth. Yeah. I mean. Okay. No, we won't do that one. We'll live that off. Um, but Maddie, we absolutely love to see it. Thank you very much for being part of the like conversation.

Yep. Good on you, but please let us know what you, um, how you went with your travels. I reckon it'd be great. Good on you. All right. We'll chat to you tomorrow. Tomorrow is a video show. You can watch it on YouTube as well as listening to it wherever you're listening to it today. And, um, there might actually be a new character on

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