Toni and Ryan - Top 5 Ways To Eat Potato (Niche)

Episode Date: July 1, 2026

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Name your top five potatoes. Potato bake. Hot chippies. Salt and vinegar crisps. Duck fat roasty toddy. And my number five is probably a gem. That is crazy. Mm-hmm.

Can fuck off. Oh, nah. Get the fuck out of my house. Hi, this is Wendy from Calgary, Canada. Hey, I'm Natalie from Perth Western Australia, the home of dome. Hi, I'm Lexi. And this is Doug from Melbourne, Australia. And I agree this podcast.

Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. Hello. I've just told one of the shittish jokes of all time and Tony said I don't think I can work here anymore. What's really got Tony is that I'm wearing my lap via ice hockey jersey. Showed old. Without a t-shirt underneath, it is somewhat of a plunging neckline. It's a slutty, yeah, I like it.

I like seeing a little chest hair. You're welcome. How much chest hair have you got? When did you first get chest hair? Which answer would you like first? When you first got it? I was six years old. Late bloomer.

Charles got it at three. How much? What's the unit of measure? I don't know. Like a bit. Well, you know how some people have like a lot? Taubs doesn't have right.

He's just got it like here. Like just right. But you've got it across the nippies, which I like. Across the nippies on the tummy. From the top of, from the bottom of my neck to the end of my legs, it's all the same.

I thought you're going to say. From the top of my neck to the tip of my cock. It's all the same. Could you imagine now that? Yeah, like, get that. Yucky. I've got breaking news. People who read are more attractive

that those who don't according to science. How many books you read this year, Tone? Oh, what's my number at? Hey, what's your number? 0408. How many books have I read? 23. I can tell you exactly on my good reads

if you will indulge me. I will always indulge me. Okay. Good reads. More. Oh, my book's not a very good ad. App, sorry, read. 23. Amazing. Thank you. What did I say? I don't know. Did I say 23? Did you? Nice. I'm about to finish my 24th. A slab. Yeah. A slab of books. Yeah. People are 29% more likely to include that they read in their dating app bio than just 12 months ago. Yeah. And alluding to being a reader in your dating app gets on average all else being equal 16% more matches. If you seem like a reader than not.

Interesting. Is that across all people? Someone's done a big study across a few apps and yeah. But like is it like both? Both ways. Both ways, in ways, out ways. Everyone just wants to stick it in the reader. The she's the guys and the vase.

Love a reader. Everyone's into reading. Reading is having a moment. And I even saw the term. reads maxing, which is kind of when you know, neither, I don't like that either. I think though, the, because I saw somebody was like talking about reading and there was a comment on there, it was a real, Instagram real. And someone was like, you're just reading because it's on TikTok or something.

And I was like, they're reading. Like, it doesn't really matter how you got there. Like, you're, how you found it. You found your thing. I don't know, like, what do you, what are you achieving by saying like, oh, well, you just there because of TikTok. I'm like, yeah, you're reading a book. Yeah, something of interest came up in my algorithm and I went, I like this and then consumed it. And then followed that train to like get the thing that I wanted. Like I just like, why are you negging people that

found a book because it was on TikTok? Who fucking cares? Sounds like someone can't read. Well, it's like, laughing out. Well, yeah. Like it was just such a strange thing to say. I love it. And there are so many tarppers that are like full. So, because I'm friends with keeps of tapers on my good reads. Yeah. And I always update or they'll like myself if I do things. And because if you are friends with people and they've read the same book as you, it'll go,

they also read blah. So you can get like good recommendations like through the thing. It's really good. It's a whole good world over there. It really is. And I like, so the book I'm about to finish is this series that I've been reading. It's like the first book is called Beautiful Bastard.

And the author is Christina Lauren. Yes. The author is Christina Lawrence. So it's two women that write them. And they are so trashy. Really easy to read though and slutty. If anybody has a recommendation for something that's close to that, that isn't Emily Henry.

I don't like her books. Sorry. Sorry. Try to. Don't like it. But if you got a recommendation close to the beautiful Barson series, so horny. They're fucking within like three or four pages.

That's what I want. You need a hook me in. Like fuck straight away. Yeah. Yeah. Get to the fucking. I would actually cop a first jizz and the first sentence. Oh, same. And then it's like two months earlier. Yeah, then take me back.

First page and he finishes. Yeah. And you go, oh, he goes, of course he did. What about her? Oh, that was before the book started. Yeah. So I'm sexy? You are sexy and you are, on average, all else being equal, 16% more likely to be matched now. I'll get on the apps. Yeah. So that would take you to 116%. Thank you for saying that. I appreciate them. People are sent through their normal an ars. You can submit them through the website. No or not reading at normal. Or in the Facebook group.

Although this one's come through the Patreon group chat from Casey. Normal or nah, wearing a slutty top at work. Normal. Wearing a plunging ice hockey neckline. I do like you saying plunging neckline. That's very funny. Casey, filling up a cooking pot from the bathroom sink. Normal or nah from Casey.

I witnessed my husband filling the cooking pot from the bathroom sink, my dumb, husband reckons the water is hotter in the bathroom, so the whole process will be quicker. He obviously doesn't understand the hierarchy of sinks. The hierarchy of sinks, thank you for bringing that up.

That's definitely part of this conversation. Is he normal or nah? No, like that's disgusting. But I've got a question. Apparently, apparently, you're not supposed to use hot water in your kitchen for stuff unless it's like washing dishes or whatever. But using the hot tap, like the pipes are like dirtier.

So you shouldn't use them to like cook with. How are they dirtier? I don't know. I saw this thing online and like you're supposed to fill up a pot with cold water because those, I don't know. Is there a thing? I don't know. But one thing that's fucked me off in the past is when some cook a person will be like.

Some cooker. Like, oh, it's better. after the food if you put cold water in and heat it up and I'm like if you put hot water in it's it's like you're already at step three but apparently you're not supposed to do that that's what I've heard I'm like yeah but that's what I mean like I don't know the difference I can just top the pot you want boiling water I can have that in three minutes well that doing no I got a hang it up like now doing the kettle I think is okay but there are some foods you're not supposed to put directly into boiling water yeah like um in the greatest food movie of all

time julie and julia um uh with the that's Mrs. Doubtfire, yeah. Hello. That's closer. But when Amy Adams puts the. Who? Julie puts the. Julia.

Amy Adams puts the crustacean things. What are they called? Lobster. Into the water and they start screaming. Yeah, you're supposed to put them into boiling water. They go into boiling water. Oh. I think.

Yeah, I'm with the husband. Just fill the up. No, no, Jesus. But definitely not in the bathroom. That's disgusting. But like a potato, you're not supposed to put them into boiling water. You're supposed to heat the water out. Root vegetables.

Supposed to put them into cold water and bring the water to the boil with the potatoes in there. They're getting fussy out there. Well, I think it gives you a better result. But actually, no, who gives a fuck? Because why would you bother boiling a potato like that if you were just going to mash it? Because mashed potato is stupid. Mashed potato is the worst. form of potato that's ever existed.

Name your top five potatoes. Potato bake? Yep. That would be number one. Hot chippies? Number two. Number two. Salt and vinegar crisps. That is crazy. That is number three. Yeah, okay. Like a duck fat, roasty toddy. Yeah, that should be number one.

Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. Oh, do you reckon? For me, it would be. We can swap that, but definitely potato bake's in there. And my number five top toddy is probably a jerry. gem. I had potato gems at Moondog World the other day. You're welcome. Do you know what you didn't get?

A mashed fucking potato because it's absolutely stupid. Oh, special dispensation actually to add in a jacket potato. Like a hot potato. Jacket potatoes can fuck off. Yeah. A loaded spard, no. No. I would have mashed creamy mashed potato over a potato jacket any day of the week.

Oh, no. Get the fuck out of my. I love mashed potato. Mash potato was stupid. So what you do is you make it with butter and then when you serve it up, add more butter. Yep. And it's so good. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. You can make it better with butter, but it's still bad. No, it's so good. No, it's terrible. What about it is? You're having sausages. You cut a bit of sausage, then you scoop up a bit of mash, have a bit of sauce in that one big mouthful.

Oh. I'm having sausages tonight. Nah. Oh, well, you can. I don't. I'm saying no about something else. No, mashed potato is ridiculous. It's a waste of time.

I love mashed potato. Nah. Normal. The ingredients are all there. Potato and mashing. Potato. No, no, no, but like potato, cream, butter, sour cream, however you make them. I get it, but it's terrible.

I don't think that you do get it. A terrible application of a potato. A waste of a potato. Here is a challenge, and this is for everyone to help we all research together. Ooh. Let's find the best. best. Less research.

Who's the best kiss her in the office? Ah! We'll have to kiss each other. Danny won't kiss you. She won't. She definitely won't. If she's not kissing me, she's definitely not kissing you.

Look at the face she's doing. Remember when she compared... She just said I kiss you, Tony. Thank you, Danny. You have passed your probation. Danny. She compared me and my body to her dad. Her dad's a fucking fox.

I've seen him. You've fucking better be after those comments. I've met Mr. Chan. He's a rock star. And the fanciest best mashed potato in Melbourne. Because I reckon there's a restaurant somewhere that's like, oh, we do the fucking best. Because it's... Well, I'm willing to try it, but it's not going to turn me over.

At a fancy restaurant, there's like, it's like almost a base and there's like a fancy thing on top of it. I've seen it. I don't, I... If... Oh, meat and wine co. I've never been to a meat and wine co. The meatball and wine bar. My favorite place, like date place ever.

It's the best. Is that the one on Swan Street? There was one there. There's a few of them around, but that... Because that'll remind me I've got to get some garlic bread on the way home today. I've just seen a photo of it. It's got to go with my dinner. What's that macaroni place?

Yum. Meat Maiden. You've been there. I went for my birthday for years ago. It's all meat places. Hardware. It probably because it cuts through the... I'm so sorry.

I just burped. I'm so sorry. Would it contrast? the richness of a rich meat, you know what I mean? Yeah. Contrast the richness of a rich mate. It'll contrast the richness of a rich mate.

Did you mean to say that and be mean? I did. I'm sorry. Let's touch Birx. I just think mashed potato is stupid and I also think that filling up a pot in the bathroom is stupid. Which is more stupid? The bathroom pot.

Okay. Yeah. But I'm very keen on going on date night with everybody to get some mashed potato. That's going to be fucking awesome. Yeah. I hope there's mashed potato at your wedding and you get really annoyed. Imagine! Tapa, Noela.

Hi, Noah. Or Nolya. I don't know. I don't know Leah. The first Noelah. Watching light TV shows on your phone. but saving the heavy shows for a TV. I normally lie in bed before sleep and watch something on my phone.

Modern family, how I met your mother. Modern family's a great example. My stuff only. I would never watch Fargo or Stranger Things on my phone. Their TV screen shows for me. Completely agree. Normal. We've talked about big screen purchases and little screen purchases. Is it normal to have big screen shows and little screen shows?

1,000% normal And actually the shows That Noella Nola Nina has used as an example Are right on Modern Family, You could watch that on your phone On an iPad on a TV

But it doesn't really matter Yeah You can watch it on an Ockey 3310 You absolutely could You could watch that on an iPod Classic video edition But you couldn't watch Stranger Things

On a phone No It's like disrespectful to the show Yeah deserves better than that. Like, no, I completely agree. A big screen show. And this is what I was alluding to.

I was like, why have I not heard the concept of a little screen show and a big screen show? Because as soon as I read this, I was like, that's good. You know how like people will look back and talk about like Marcus Aurelius and famous philosophers and fucking who's that other guy? Like Plato or Hover or something.

Oh no, that's a thing for kids. Play-Doh. That's funny. What did you say? Plato. Oh. Good Greek. People will be like Tapa Noah.

Oh, yes. Yeah. Oh, she's the one who brought great wisdom to big screen and small screen TV shows. Our first tarpa philosopher. Oh, we've had a few to be fair. Oh. Oh, to be fair. Now, there's two types of couples in this world.

Some couples, if one of them does a big poo, they'll go, and carry on with their day. Other couples will go, oh my God, I need to show my partner. Torps, come and check this out. Tony Lodge,

which one are you? I'm the one with Torbs. Yeah. No, definitely if I've, if I've laid some pipe, he'll say it, definitely.

Sorry, Tommy, the other side of the room has just started coughing up a lot. Yeah, sorry Tommy. But yes. Tapa Ali has a normal or not.

I just feel proud. And you should. Thank you. Texting your partner live updates from the toilet about your poo. Tapa Ali asks normal or nah. Sometimes it's a quick message. Sometimes it's a detailed breakdown. We feel like it brings us closer together.

Texting your partner live updates from the toilet about your poo, normal or nah. Normal. Every time. Yeah. And we can be together. Like, separately. He could, no, but he could like be in the house. Or I'm, I'm at home and he's at work or whatever.

Like, it doesn't matter where, but like, even if he's at home, I'll be like, who, rough one or whatever. Or sometimes he'll yell out and be like, are you all right in there? And I'll go, sorry, I'm just doing an Instagram way. So I've just gone in there to wee, but I started scrolling and I've just sat there wasting time for a beer. Yeah. And he'd be like, if I haven't heard from her for a bit, I think she's, is she all right?

I left the bathroom this morning and then went to like, leave. the house and come in and I said like I left the bathroom and I was like I'd see you later a bridge and she went off are you still here how long have you been on the toilet and I went oh yeah I had an important business meeting in the bathroom and she just went I'll see you tonight oh yeah important business meeting in the toilet would you you would never call her in to look at a poo would you but that's not your area she would never be called in to look at a she wouldn't she wouldn't do it no no no because she doesn't poo she doesn't poo she doesn't poo Never farted.

Yeah. She's a lady. Good for her. Yeah. Good for her. Not relatable. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Do you message like your family or something, Charles, about a big poo? I don't, no. Cool. No, mum normally hangs up if I try to talk to her about it. But I like that you've tried. Yeah. I tried the other night.

You can call me any time. I won't answer. Hi, I'm Lexi. And this is Doug from Melbourne, Australia. Hi, this is Vindy from Calgary Canada. Hey, I'm Natalie from Perth, Western Australia. And you're listening to Tony Ryan. A massive shout-out to a few of our champion tarpers over at our Patreon.

David Thorson, thank you very much, David. Manique Bailey. Oh, couldn't you go a bailey's right now? Yeah, yum. A bailey's in a creamy coffee. And a chicken schnitzel. Imagine like a little cranky schnitzel. And imagine the shit I wouldn't tell Bridget about after both those things.

Yeah. Manique Bailey, good on you, Monique. Chelsea Grindhart. Oh, sorry, Gindhart. Grind heart, a girlfriend. Melissa Dunning. I'll show you what I did in the Dunning. Wise Asa.

Good on you, Waiz Acer. Elise Hebert, Mariah Jimenez, Lauren McCauley and Steph McLaughlin. Now, I have to say, we have one fucking spot left to come with us to Fiji for podcast. way. And they're plus one. If you've been, yeah, and you plus one, we'll still bring them.

Yep. Or if you plus one is Charles, we'll save ourselves some money. That would be great. That would be great. But one more spot. So if you've been thinking about it this year and you go, I'd really love to go. I'd really love to try my, this is your last chance. Last chance.

And we'd love to see you there. We'd love to have you in Patreon and join in the live streams and the group chat and get amongst it. But Fiji is going to be a core memory for the rest of all of our lives. Yeah. We're going to remember this trip together and I'd love to see you. there. And you make a good point. It's a good way to get into it. But there's so much else there that you will enjoy. Like you can make friends with all the tarpers. We hang out in the group chat.

And there's something really fun coming for the tarpers probably in the next week or so. This is pretty big. Charles and I, well, Charles has done a lot of fucking work. He and I have been working on this for a while. And I'm really fucking pumped for people to see it. So that's for everybody in the Patreon. Present and past. Yeah, past and present. Oh, so people that have come and checked it out and dipped out, they can still access this?

Yep. Because with Patreon, we're happy if you come and go. Yep. It's like, no, we're not going to be upset if you want to fuck off. All good. We get it because he lives and whatever. But what you guys have been working on is actually very impressive. It's really fun.

I can't wait for people to say it. Something that I saw the other day, actually, that I need to bring up. stopped me in my tracks and I sat there and I looked at this thing for probably like 10 or 20 seconds. Oh so really like, oh. And I went,

huh. And I thought that maybe we could play a game where we talk about things that made us go, huh, and I've got some audio. Is of the huh? And I was like, huh. Have you been inspired by Charles using the Law and Order Dittun? No.

Are we getting into sound effects comedy? This is all me. This is all me. But can you send that to me? I feel like I want one. I can do your audio button. I can do that. So what made you say?

So I hopped into the back. Sorry, what made you say? Oh, sorry. And I was like, huh. So I sat, I hopped into the back of an Uber. And I was like, huh. Because something that I saw stumped me. Stop me in my truck.

I've got a photo of it here. This Uber driver had an air freshener thing in the aircon. There's actually so much to dissect in just one picture. But if you look at that aircon little air freshener, can you see the brand? Yeah. Can you see the brand of that air freshener? Links. From the good people of Lynx Africa.

Yep. Bown chik-a-w-w-w-wow. Well, they know how to make things smell good. and now they're branching out into car air fresheners apparently. So I was like, that must be a different thing. Like there is no way that the stinky 15-year-old boy deodorant went, well, people would love their cars to smell like Lynx Phoenix or Links Africa. And I was like, there's just no way that this is a real thing.

And I googled it and they're selling it at like super cheap auto and stuff like that. And they do sell a link. Lynx Africa version. There's a range of Lynx air fresheners that go in the car fit for purpose. And this Uber driver went, oh, God, when my patrons hop in the car, you know what they might like? A fresh smell. You know what I?

The Lynx Africa one. And it was the strangest crossover. Because I thought, what are Lynx doing to happen into? air freshener territory. I like it. No, you don't. I like it because there you go. How much they got five bucks?

You couldn't buy the materials? Oh my God, they're on clearance. Buy six at one in everyone in the team can have fun. That's a Christmas present. And isn't the super cheap auto website just a great place to go and get stuff for your car? Well, I absolutely love super cheap auto and there's no other place that I would trust to buy anything for my car. But I mean, they've lost me on the links air freshener. Can you read?

There's 50 or. reviews of that Lynx Africa. Can you click on that one? What are the reviews saying? Yeah, what are the review? Great question. Easy to install. Smells fresh.

You can never go wrong with Links Africa. Grew up on it. Now I'm driving around town in it. It brings back the memories. Yes, I do recommend this product. I brought this about a month. This is four star review. I brought this about a month ago.

Great smell just like the body. See, that for me is would be the negative. Is that it smells just like buddy's right? 13 year olds 10 years ago are now 23. Sorry to get math chat on you, but as they grew up, they want to continue their glory. Oh,

it doesn't last. Oh, cheap, but doesn't last. Well, I mean, yet. Still got a four star.

No one has complained about the smell yet. Someone's thumbsed up that with her, said that was helpful. All the cool kids have linked Africa. All the cool kids have links Africa. Now, so do I. Four years ago.

this has been around for a while. And it was 999 six years ago. Half price. Packaging is quite sleek. Good design. Easy to open. Not many instructions.

Well, what do you need? Then you open the packet. You put your fucking car and you drive off. Yeah. You know the kind of person that would have

Lynx Africa in their car? Is the kind of person that's listening to 101, the fox. Yeah, they were listening to the fox in the car. Yeah. Did Aaron Rich pull the hammer? Uh-huh.

Flick the switch? I don't know what you're saying. Doesn't matter. Is that from the radio station? Oh, do they still say things like that? I'm not sure. Is that back in the day? Fifi Fav and Nick, we're on, probably.

Yep. Melbourne's favorite breakfast show. Yeah, but so I hopped in the car and I was like, when you go? I've got a thing that made me go. And then I was like, And it actually happened this morning when I went on that rockabies run. You went and got us all some milks.

Yep. Didn't you just? There was a, not quite a dry cleaner, but like, it was like a place that did dry cleaning and alterations and take up your pants, all that kind of stuff. Yeah. Yeah. And they did like alterations and they took up your pants. They took stuff in as well. That's crazy.

Yeah, they're doing all of it. And I was like. So true. Now, sometimes it's like I'll drop it off and I'll come back tomorrow afternoon or whatever. Yeah. But sometimes if it's just the- Sorry, sorry, sorry. Am I going to know when I should hit this when you get to it?

Like I'm going to know. You're going to say. Okay. Clay. She's not going to know. Clay. So sometimes if it's just, no, no, like just, you'll know. Okay. You know.

I've had to put the button down. If it's just a little like, I need the pants taken up an inch, sometimes depending on the day, you'll some place is like, oh, we've got a quick turn. or you can like drop it off and come back soon. Sure. This place said, I wish I'd have taken a photo of it, guaranteed one hour turnaround. Asterisk.

No. Sorry. I mean, I would be like, I'm going to stop this story and I'm going to come back to it because I'm going to tell another story really quick. Okay. Tony and I discussed randomly if we did a radio show, who would be the panel op?

Oh, no. We're both as bad as each other when we've got a sound. Tony said I would be great at being a panel off because I'd make everything perfect and I'd be fucking on it. And then I said, yeah, but you'd be so obsessed with being the best panel up. You'd forget to have a conversation. Do the thing. Yeah. This is why.

I wonder that we all, all three of us have our own panel. Like Kate Jim and Marty. They always use that they all had a panel. It said, pants taken up in under an hour, guarantee. That's unbelievable. Asterisk. If we can fit it in. That is, well, so it's not a guarantee then.

Don't fuck. And I was like, hmm. Same. It was like 100% will be done in the hour, like if we can. If we can. And I went. And that's up to you. And I was like.

And I just stared at this. decide. And because you just start to go, oh, hang on. It's not really computing. And I would actually cop like, we try to do it within the hour. Yeah.

Or often within an hour. But they guaranteed. If we can. If we can. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'll guarantee. Like, you know,

it was 60% of the time. It works 100% of the time. Yeah. Yeah. And I just, it stopped me in my tracks. But it does because you kind of go, something about this.

This isn't really computing. So I would love to know if any tarpers have something that... And I was like... I think I have one more from my wife. Bridget Rodder. Tape of Bridget. We're at second home, which is a cafe, which is not Zendin. And it's not...

Mine is gold. We're at second home in Eltham. Yeah. Don't think I've heard of that cafe. There was a spotting of Tim Collins there recently. You saw him. Celebrity. What?

Bridget saw him. Oh my God. So Bridge goes, yeah, I'll just get the eggs on toast. And they go, yeah, cool. And how did you want those eggs? You were sitting in? Yeah. How did you want those eggs?

What are the options, Tony? Scrambled, poached, fried, hard boiled. They said scrambled, poached or fried. And Bridge goes, I'll get boiled, thanks. Press the button. And I was like, huh, if they're not offering it. How did you want your eggs? She goes boiled and I went,

Huh? And I was like, huh. And I was like, huh. What a strange decision. I think like. She goes, I'm on boiled at the moment. Like, I can tell. Well, yeah, it's what you asked for.

You're at the point where you're ordering them at a, and that place is stunning and the food is stunning. Boyled was like my last option to be like, oh, maybe that. I love a boiled egg me, but I'm very particular about. If you were out, it's not what I would pick. If I was out, this is the hack to end all hacks, not really, but scrambled eggs, if you're out, you normally get, like, a bit more. Because you know how if you get poached eggs or a boiled egg? They give you two eggs.

But normally if you get scrambled. They load you the fuck up. Well, it ends up being, like, two to three eggs normally. More. Get so much, yeah. But you get, like, hot. And I just think, oh, my God, it looks so good. You get all that extra egg power.

Yeah. Though I do like a poach. Or they milking it out. But even that, it makes it creamy and yum. So true. But even if, if I'm out, though, and getting a poached egg because I can't cook a poached egg. Yeah. So I would order it because I'm like, cook a poach egg.

You poaching. I will get the water boiled whether. From the sink. In any place. Then the trick is a little bit of vinegar. What does the vinegar do? It helps the egg do its thing. Because if you just throw

If you just throw an egg If you know Who knows what will happen But the vinegar kind of keeps it together And add that little bit of flavour at the end as well But yeah okay So what does the vinegar do? It helps it stay together

And taste like a bit like vinegar How though? What's the What's the purpose of the vik? Like When you suck my dick really well I don't go how. I just enjoy it.

But I want to know the science of... What are you pulling up on the screen? Adding vinegar to poaching water. I usually find it lowers the water's PhD causing the egg whites to conjugate and solidify faster is often how I do it. And I was like... And it helps it stay together.

Helps it conjugulate. Well, you don't want to confobulate. That's actually really interesting though. So that's why. That's good. It's not just stuff is places. It has a purpose. Yeah.

The PhD. as you said. Yeah, okay. Maybe I would love for you to try me an egg. Would you like me to do it in your kitchen or my kitchen? Your kitchen. I'll come around for breakfast. Okay, you're going to stay the night.

Weekend breakfast. Yeah? Ryan's cafe. You can take mine Bridget and Mabel's order and you can make us all breakfast. I would like, no, Mabel will help cook. She's getting real. But I want to chat with her at the cafe. Okay, we can.

But she, if there's eggs to be cracked. Yeah, she's into that. She's into cracking eggs. And she's also got good at mixing the spice. spaghetti sauce. So she gets her little stand and moves it to thing and they mix. Oh, I love that. She loves cooking with her mom.

I've also seen her like, um, like build her own, like she gets all the ingredients of like a little rice bowl with like the salad on the side and stuff. She's like so cute. Love food. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, we would love that. Come on round.

I would love that. Come on round. Let's book that in. Let's book that in. Um, I got a love to see it here. And it's from Tom. Would you believe it. Tom Wood?

From last week, sunrise fame. Scraping the bottom of the barrel, I guess. Tom Wood sent me a text this morning. Did he? And he said, I just went for a walk. That was the exact length of a Tony and Ryan episode. So he went kind of back in the day.

Like, he's back in the Love You by Meow phase. Oh, wow. Yeah, okay. Oh, they were a bit tighter back then. Yeah, but he literally copped a meow as he opened the front door. And he just went, like, he actually, and here's the, here's the trick of, oh, God. He what? He walked in the front door.

And I was like, huh. But sometimes you have to stop to smell the roses and appreciate the little things, you know what I mean? Absolutely. And the fact, he got to the door and it was like, duh, and he went, huh. Huh. I fucking nailed that. That is a great you love to say it. Yeah.

And you know what I compared it to? What? The credits rolling on a movie when the. Plan lines. You know what I'm a great job for me? Talking. You know what you should do full time? Talk.

I'm really good at it. That's amazing, though. That is good. I've got A, you love to see it. That is quite exciting. Please. Yesterday I floated the term Tarp or in law, and I think I didn't use it right,

but I think this is closer. Anna Warrington. I wouldn't Warrington about it. Shared this the other day, that when we were talking about how much we love the F1 movie, She said fun fact. Often, a story that starts with the term fun fact isn't fun, and it's not that good.

I'm about to say here we fucking go. But this is very good. My brother is in the F1 movie. He's one of the Mercedes... He's Brad Pitt. For privacy reasons, my last name is Warrington. He's one of the Mercedes mechanics. Maybe I did do talking for job also.

That was worse than the lot. of them. Maybe I should do talking for job. Anna Warrington is yet. See you guys next week. My brother is in the F1 movie. He's one of the Mercedes mechanics. And he actually is in real life because you know how they got a lot of people.

They got to do the shit. Well, yeah, but they were all the real crews. And so Anna's in the UK. And he was on the Mercedes team like when Lewis Hamilton was driving for Mercedes, which I think he's still. He's Ferrari now. Is he? But Anna's brother went up on the podium with him, like, after he'd won.

Fuck yeah. Isn't that so amazing? Anna said, I went to watch the F1 movie in the cinema, and me and my mom screamed when we saw him, and everyone was like, Who the fuck's that? And they were like, huh. He stole the show, that Mercedes mechanic.

Isn't that so cool? That is cool. Tarpur-in-law was in the F-1 movie. because if Anna's a tarpa and her brother's in the movie, he's not a tarpa, he's not our brother. It's not an in-law, though. No, but it is to us, because we're married to Anna,

but it's Anna's brother. I think us being married to Anna was the bit I didn't get. But now that I understand. We're married to Anna, because all tarpers are married in this beautiful sex dungeon. And then Anna's brother is our tarpa-in-law. The speed in which we went from an inclusive friendly community to

married in a sex dungeon you've got no idea how low I can go you should see me limbo big boy I did on the floor before remember I did yeah I bent right in half do you can do a bend back like do you remember doing that all the girls doing that on the lawn like at school no

oh okay I remember you doing it when tourist Tony went to Tasmania and you did a bridge in front of the bridge Yeah. Yeah. We have fun. We have so much fun.

Let's get the horse photo to end the week. We're back. Oh, the draw's not opening with the horse photo in it. But tomorrow there is a try not to laugh on YouTube if you would like to. Oh, a Twix and a horse. We've got a Try Not to Laugh video on YouTube tomorrow. And we also will be back on Monday. If you would like to donate to Ryan's guide dogs run, he's running 10Ks so that we hope that if you're trying to run 10Ks because we're trying to raise 25K.

If we raise 25K, we're allowed to name a guide dog tarpa. Yeah, that'll be really cool, really cool. That's really cute. That'll be one of us, that little fluff ball. Yeah. So part of the community. He nibbled my ear. Don't know dog is so fucking cute.

All right. Love you. It's at the end of that video. You can see it. Oh. There's one of it yawning and I'm yawning at the same time. We're both like, could our mouths open. Did your tongue touch?

No, like, I'm behind it. Oh, okay. But probably they did. Because it was just like lick at my face and it was like, ha ha ha. Anyway, anyway, all right. Love you. Bye.