Toni and Ryan - Twelve Dollar Date

Episode Date: March 10, 2025

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And TARP David is a hot California girl. Hi, Dave. Hey there. Now, Tony and I were just giggling a little bit before we called you because we speak to people from all around the world. So one of the default things is pronunciation. As you just heard from Ryan saying pronunciations,

where it's not a strength of his or ours to be fair. And we called you David a few times. Are we, are we saying that right? You guys nailed it. Cause Dave has written, uh, it's David day like intraday and vid like individuality. And I guess now I know how to pronounce David. So thank you very much for that. You gotta be careful across the seven cities.

You never know. Never know. You never know. You never know. I'll be honest David, I'm surprised that Ryan didn't struggle with individuality more than you did David. I went for it and I was pretty happy.

Yeah, you did well. So now that we know who we all are, David, would you like to approve today's episode? Absolutely. I would pretty happy. Yeah, you did well. So now that we know who we all are, David, would you like to approve today's episode? Absolutely. I would love it. Legend, legend. Hey, it's David. I'm a hot California girl from Orange County, and I approve this podcast. I would like everyone to know if Tony's off her game today, this is one of the reasons why. We've got a new poster up from our friend Elliot, who's a graphic designer.

Yep. And it says, if you steal my work, I'll tell my mum I'm dead serious. Now it's not in the shot, but it's sort of like over my shoulder so Tony can see it. It's right in my eye line. It just got put up yesterday. And what are your, what are the two words that stick out that you can see every time we sit here at this podcast table? So the two key words obviously that I can say are my mum and dead, which is just a great

reminder I think of the state of my life. Yeah. Yeah. So thank you to Elliot, my favorite designer for setting that poster. And thanks to whoever decided to put it there and didn't really think. That's okay. I wouldn't have thought, I didn't think about it until I sat down. I didn't even know you could see there because I thought the sound, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. But the thing is- I mean, there probably should be soundproofing there because it's where my face is. So in like it should be covered up. I shouldn't be able to see it. OK. Charles didn't do it. So giving. And also, I want everyone to know Charles is fucking in the firing line of Tony.

Charles and I. There's some there. I know. Do you guys need to like. I don't know. Were you about to say fuck it out? Because that's the energy that what your sentence had didn't come. But like, yeah, but then I realised how inappropriate that is because Charles is 16 years old and also you're engaged. He's 22. You're engaged. He's 22. 22. He's 21. Are you? 21 guns.

So you don't look a day over 20, Charles. You look great. You do look great, Charles. Oh, well, we can't be saying things like that, Charles. But I'm glad I didn't say those words. Fuck it out. Yeah, so true. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. Love you, Charles.

So anything else we need to clear up before we get started? Fuck it out. Yeah. So true. Yeah. Yeah. Love you Charles. Anything else we need to clear up before we get started. So I feel like there's a, I've got a bit of a cold. So I'm jacked up on cold and flu tablets. And then I've come in with a real creamy coffee and Tony's reminded me that's not what I want. Well I said that. And I reminded Tony, but that is what I want.

Yeah. And you know what? Mental health is important too, in times like these. Thank you. If that's what you felt like and that was gonna hit the spot, I think that's perfect. Yeah, agreed. I also think the weather is weird. I think that is what's setting me off a little bit.

You look outside and it looks cold, but it's hot. And it's like misty rain, so it's quite humid, but it's like, so I'm hot up here, cause like in the studio, like at top tower, we're like up on the top level floor. On the mezzanine. Yeah. So I just feel like a bit like kooky.

Do ya? I do. Yeah. I feel a bit kooky. Maybe that's what it is. I think they're not being kooky so fun. Yeah. Except when before you said, which one of these should we fire first?

See that there's Kuki. I did say that. But it was like- Lily's new, give her two weeks before you unleash. You know what I mean? Oh, well yesterday you showed Lily a fucking job listing and you said, do you think you should apply for that? When you said yesterday you showed Lily,

I was like, don't. Oh, whoa. what job listing? A job with her old employer and you're like, oh you want to apply for that one? And she called me and she was like, hey, like, is there something I need to know? Yeah, there's a great job going somewhere else. That you think she should apply for? That's so nasty. She made a crap face. I like that handbag. Oh, okay. Here she goes. Classic.

I actually didn't notice that before. You normally use that naked vice one. Oh. Oh, great. Fuck, we're paying her too much. Yeah. She just goes, it's me. Because she had a big sip of her creamy drink.

Yeah. It's fucking chaos here today. We're all full of cream. We're all feeling good. We're all employed and we all wanna be and we all want each other to stay. Yeah, but if maybe you don't have a job or money's a bit tight, We're all feeling good. We're all employed and we all want to be and we all want each other to stay. Yeah. But if maybe you don't have a job or money's a bit tight, all you need is $12 to have the

best day out of all time. And I'll tell you about that soon. Sorry, I've come to slay. Round of applause for one of the great, what's the word? Segway. One of the great segways in modern media history I'm gonna win an Accra for that what's an I thought he said Oscar I was I don't know if there's a category for segue in a podcast Oscar close Grammy yeah I'll tell you they all probably have a Grammy with

them at the bloody Oscars and that bloody accras. Yesterday we had some people with some sneaky, like drunken petty thefts. I loved the petty theft. Same, I think I'm, I'm pro crime. Oh, okay. Well, no, obviously redact that. Um, crime. Love it. But fun.

Yeah, so true. The turtles. So this person wasn't anonymous. So I think if you go and let Hunter down in the group, you'll find their name. But for their sake, I have submitted their story into confessions because it has to, I think, keep your name off this one. So we're going to be cool about it. What you do is up to you, but we're being cool about it. Is that right? Yeah. And you are good being cool at shit that you need to be cool about it. Yeah. What you do is up to you, but we're being cool about it.

Is that right? Yeah, and you are good being cool at shit that you need to be cool. You're good at being cool shit. Be good. You're good at being cool about shit you need to be cool about. For instance, when I drunkenly blurted out my unborn daughter's name in a restaurant, I said, forget you hear anything. And you did forget.

I didn't say anything. And you pretended to be surprised. Well, then when she was born, hallelujah, I was like, and what have you decided to call her? Because that's just what good friends do. Yeah, and I said Mabel and you went, ah ha ha. What a lovely name that I've never heard before today. Yeah, great, great, great, great.

Do you know that Mabel feels like there's, I'm seeing lots of Mables, but I don't know if it's that thing when you go, I'm gonna buy a red car. And then all you see is red cars. Like the confirmation bias. I also think there's a lot of Mabel's. I just feel like I have to.

There was another Mabel the other day. Who was the most recent Mabel? There was like an influencer baby or a famous person's baby. Sam Mack also had a Mabel. Oh, really? Yep. I love his book. Yeah, his book's on our shelf behind us.

It's called How to Steal a Daughter's Name. And you read it because he named his daughter Mabel first? No, my Mabel's older. Oh, really? Yep. Oh. Anyway, Anonymous has sent in a story. It was Sam Mack.

Australia's Weatherman for those playing outside of the border. He's a saying that I say now. Playing outside the border? If you're outside of Australia, you might not know that Sam Mack is Australia's weatherman. So true. But they would have read his book. So true. I would hope so.

Wow. It is in every airport. It is a great book. Oh, I've got an itchy ear. Okay. We'll let Sam Mack know. Have you ever had your ears candled? Yeah.

Isn't that fucking cum town? It really is. And then they cut it open and you're like, that could have been in my body and it was and now it's not thank god. Yeah I went to like a massage place and they do a massage then they do the candling at the end so you just leave feeling like a new person. I've never had a pro candle. I've only done an amateur candle at home. Oh no you got a pro candle. And I like lay in Torbz's lap and he like does does the candling. Oh, that sound looked really great. That's giving me the heebie-jeebies now that I've said that. Like, you know how you like put it in and you like lay.

I'm really upset this is not a video episode. You lay like this and it's like in the ear. And then you just gotta kill a bit of time until it's ready. So what do you do? Well, I mean. Why are you laying there on your side? Yeah, I'm facing into his stomach, you know, not the other way. But you have to be really still.

Yeah, which is not your... So what do you think? I've just got his fucking flaccid penis in my mouth for all that time? Because you can't do anything. I wasn't implying that at all. Oh, good. Because I would never. I thought you might be watching like Sam Sam Mack on TV at the time.

Torb puts the TV sideways. I go, oh, we've just got to be really relaxed. What should we put on? He goes, don't put Sam Mack on. I can't handle it. If he does parody songs, I'm laughing. I'm not sitting still. If he is in bar and bay talking about the surf,

I'm like, not a soft thing around. Love his work. Sounds like it. How are we all feeling today? Is it the drinks or is it the weather? It's both. Do you remember when it was really windy and we were weird for a few days? Yeah. Why are we so weird? Check ask Sam Mack what the weather's like today. Should we? Is it windy out? Shit. Should we do? Obviously this means nothing given that we have such a rich tapestry of international listeners.

Should we do a weather check every episode? No. No. I actually love that idea. But do we do a different town every day? That's fun. Does the approver give us an update? OK, so we talk to the approver and then we go, where are you? What's the weather today?

Can you approve the podcast? I actually love that idea. I think that's so fun. Let's put it on the whiteboard and not commit. OK. You know. Do you want to cut it out of this podcast? No.

OK. No. But I would just like to like, let's not lock shit Okay. You know. Do you want to cut it out of this podcast? No. Okay. No, but I would just like to like, let's not lock shit in. So true. Let's just pop it on the board, have a think about it. Okay. What if it wasn't in the first bit of the approver, but at the beep beep, Hey, this is Tony from Melbourne today. It's a high of 23 and I approved this podcast. That's pretty fun. Okay. Now here. So it's getting wordy, isn't it? No, but here's something I need to let you know and it sounds like you might have worked on the podcast with Carrie Bradshaw. I know it's not live, but isn't that the gag? But the weather changes. No, but I think that that's the gag. So when people listen two days later,

they go, oh, that's, that's old weather now. No, but that's why I think it's funny. My only question is what's the difference between Fahrenheit and Celsius? Like where does that come into play? Oh, no, that's so true. Like in extra words, they're going to have to be in the bit. So true. They have to do both. Can't America, since they're changing the fucking- What did you call them?

Since they're changing fucking every rule and law ever, while they're at it, do they want to just change to Celsius, Fahrenheit, or whatever the fuck we, what do we use? Where's Celsius? Go to degree Celsius and fucking stay there like everyone else. And may I also say, fuck Imperial completely off. Yeah.

Get metric in your dog. I'm gonna press my button again. Metric. I'm going to press my button again. All right. We've all just had a moment. Sorry. We've all had a moment. We're back. I need to blow my nose.

The dairy is getting to my sinuses. Let's keep going before I start burping. Okay. This. That felt like a fucking truck. Okay. This. That felt like a fucking truck could have fucking parked in that space. No, you haven't seen it.

Oh my God, when I got in this morning, there was a tow truck in the driveway. And I thought I could get around it. It was literally, it was literally parked like right in the way. I got around could get around it. It was literally, it was literally parked right in the way. I got around the front of it and I kind of like went up onto the curb into someone else's driveway.

And then I got to the bottom of the truck and I couldn't get past, but I was pretty close to our building but I couldn't get through. I'm sorry what you do, is your car still there? I just sat there. Got out? I just sat there. These out? I just sat there.

These two assholes could see me through the window. They're like waving to me down the thing. And I was like. Oh, no one has been aggressive today. They started it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Confession and coincidence chat in one if this episode couldn't be any fucking more loose.

I love it. Coincidence chat. A street name has the same name as my cat. That's good. So at 3 a.m. I was drunkenly walking home from the pub. I started pulling at the pole out of the ground because I wanted to get the-

Pulling the pole out of the ground? Wasn't that fucking incredible, Hulk? Well, they're trying, because they wanted the street name sign with the same name as the cat. Yeah. And I guess because I'd been drinking and was trying to rip the pole, she says,

I guess I wasn't very quiet. So the guy comes out from whose house it is. Like who lives on the corner. Yeah, so he comes out at 2 AM and goes, what are you guys doing? My friend says to him, excuse me, sir. My friend's cat has the same name as this street. So we just want the sign.

As if like- As if he was the problem? Yeah. Yeah. You're gonna have to sit down, mate. So the guy kind of, you know, takes a moment to let that information just sink in. Also it's 2 a.m. Yeah. Yeah.

So the guy who's come out of his house and he's fucking jocks or whatever, he looks over one shoulder, he looks over the other shoulder and he goes, so you just want the sign? And they go, yeah. And he goes, well, I actually need a poll. So it looks like our interests are aligned. What? So then he walks back inside to his garage and gets the angle grinder. Goes, don't you drunk kids just be ripping at it, let's fucking do this properly. So he just gets to the bottom of the pole, and starts hammering away at it.

Hammering it? Yeah, well with an angle grinder. Angle grinding away at it. Then gets the whole pole out of the ground, then lays it down, goes in, gets these like, what do you, like a plier or something? Fuck, he's never done anything, have you? No. He gets a thing that grabs stuff. Yeah, probably a wrench. A wrench and then-

Undos the nuts that are on the thing. Yep, and then goes, there's your sign. He grabs the pole, takes it back into his garage. Pleasure fucking doing business with you. They shake hands and both fuck off. Do you know what you would do the next day? Walk back round there and see if the pole was there and go like, did we actually do that? Did I just think of make up that whole scenario?

Here's the thing, and this is coming from a guy who's committed petty crimes too close to his house which is also the advice. I mean don't do that. You got literally a letter from the government didn't you? Off of bins. Yeah. No but like oh we did some bike time shit when we were young. Oh totally. Yeah but like. Not me but I get it. What I'm getting at is the people with the sign like at the tarpa they get to fuck off with the sign the police knock on the like he's he lives there you know what i mean yeah so they're gonna go hey mate what did you see anything and he goes not and they go what's with that pole in your backyard and he goes don't know what was he gonna use that pole i don't fucking have any idea a flat but it's that wouldn't be the same thing though but you could you could use it. But yeah, I can't think of any other.

Okay. So you want it for a flagpole, right? Let's just talk through his logic. He's taken it out of the ground to then put it back in the ground. No, out the back. You know in the castle when he steals the gates? Do you steal those gates? No.

Hey mate, just put them around the back. Oh yeah, sorry. But you know, teamwork. I love seeing the community come together. Yeah, and steal poles. Hey, it's David. I'm a hot California girl from Orange County and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. This episode is brought to you by Majuri

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That's okay. Maybe we'll find out. Emily Canup, good on you, Emily. Jamie Corliss, good on you, Jamie. Bailey Burns, does it. Will Marshall, Lily Reynolds and Bailey Spencer. Two Baileys in one. That sounds like my favourite drink order at the bar.

That's really funny. Sorry, we've got creamy drinks. No, that's really funny. How would Baileys go in these creamy coffees we've got? I don't know about a Baileys, but a Kahlua, probably a tot of Kahlua and some vodka. Do we? Like for in an espresso martini. Do we have Kahlua, probably a tot of Kahlua and some vodka. Like for in an espresso martini. Do we have Kahlua? We don't.

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Yep, yep. So I mentioned before that if you have $12, I'm about to change your life and tell you how to have the best day out you've ever fucking had. Can I let you in on a secret? I know it's like, sort of not the kosher thing to do or against societal norms to like, you know, like people don't like talk about money with their friends

and family and stuff. Sure. Yeah. I'm good for 12 bucks. Wow. Peak behind the curtain. That's actually crazy. Yeah. So in fact, after you tell this story, I will give a Tapa $12 to do it. I hope it's me because I would love to do it again. As a very proud Tapa, I would love to go and do this again. Meet me in the Facebook group, episode thread and I'll figure out who's getting it. Must have PayPal. Yeah. Or like a pay ID on Commonwealth Bank or something. Yeah, I'm not fucking with Venmo.

I don't think you can do that in Australia. That's what I mean. Oh, sure. I'm not doing that. Yeah, okay. Can you do that Charles? Yeah, okay. Sorry, Charles knows everything.

Yeah. So obviously fun can be free. This is just, you've got a bit of loose change, great way to spend it. The other day over the weekend, Torbz and I, we had to kill a little bit of time. My car was like out of thing and I had to go pick it up and it was like- In no man's land sort of. Kind of.

And it's like, I have to go pick up the car in like 40 minutes and it's like 15 minutes away from home. So it's not worth going home. So I can sit on the couch and scroll my phone for five minutes and then head back. And then go all the way back. So we were like, I was like, oh, you know what? Like it's fucking 1pm. I haven't had any lunch. Should we just grab something from the drive-through and like kids sit in the car

and just like eat our food from the. Yeah, old school. And I have not done that probably since I like got my license. Now I'm looking at something in the room. Do you know what I'm looking at? No. Oh, the vouchers from the Hungry Jacks.

I can see the Hungry Jacks vouchers and I can see them all still there. Cause when you said, oh, what was I going to do? I look at Mark, is there anything missing on that? Anything missing over there? Yeah, okay. You missed a trick there. I do have the downloaded version.

Oh, my mistake. That we shared with everybody. So you don't know that I haven't used one of those. That is true. No, we actually, we were like, fuck you. And we're just sitting in the car, and chatting, have our fucking drive through. Yeah. How good?

Stunning. So we pull out of the drive through at the Red Rooster on Bell Street. Yep. We pull out of the drive through, and towards this fuel light comes on. We're in his car and I'm like, oh, well, my food's too hot. Like, what an adventure. Let's go get fuel.

And we had all of this time to kill. So we drove past a few service stations that didn't have good vibes. Like, you know how when you need fuel, you're like, well, I need fuel, I can't be picky. I was like, no, not vibing that one, next. I do have. You have some faves. So.

And it's not really based in science. It's just vibes. So there's, so I often am the one in the family where like late at night and one of us goes, should we get some ice cream? Yeah. Well, Bridge likes cookies. So she goes, oh, she can get some more cookies. I'll drive past a servo because I know they don't have what you want. I just the vibes.

No, I totally know. I'll go to the other one because they fucking get it. Do you have Uber Eats in your small country town? Yeah, but it's unreliable. Yeah, like takes ages. I think there's one guy. And so you can see him doing the rounds. And your mum's friend.

You know that lady that turns on Uber to take her friends to the airport? You know that one lady? And your mum goes, I'll text Jolene. She's not doing anything this morning. She'll be able to take you to the airport. Mine's like, I'll just drive. Don't out Jolene on this podcast, mate. Sorry, Jolene. She's not doing anything this morning. She'll be able to take you to the airport. Mine's like, I'll just drive. Don't out Jolene on this podcast, mate. Sorry, Jolene. Mum's gatekeeping her.

Yeah, sorry. It's unreliable and there's not a heap of options. So you kind of go, all right, I'll go to the servo and you just know when it's the good one or not. Yeah. And like I said, it's just based on vibes. We drive past a few servos and we end up like out near like the office and we're kind of like, we've passed summer Hill and there's like this huge BP on the left-hand side. And I was like, that's the one. I've recently been to that one.

It's a great service station. Incredible BP. It is a really good fucking service station. It's huge great service station. Incredible BP. It is a really good fucking service station. It's huge, heaps of bouses. And you know what I like about it? Three entries. Yeah! Are you joking?

Are you joking me? There's heaps of room to get in and out. To get in and out, there's three different entries. Yeah, it's so good. Ah! You cannot get trapped in the BP on that street. You can't get stuck! Because there's so many ways in and out. Yeah, so good. You cannot get trapped in the BP on that street. You can't get stuck.

Because there's so many ways in and out. There's so many ways to get in and out. Yeah, it's the best. I love that one. It's fucking unreal. I've got great memories of that place. That was the first place I ever filled up petrol after the latest Super Bowl halftime show.

So I rolled in listening to Kendrick Lamar pumping it in the gym. In the gym. Yeah. And I got out and people like seeing me pump some, and I was like, yeah, what's up? And they were scared of me. And I was like, yeah, this is my hood. And you know what? And you're wearing a tail suit, DJ. Yeah. And I was like, there's nothing that can make this day go better. And I go, Hey, g'day, cuz, um, cuz you got me, um, golden gay times. And he go, hey, g'day, cuz, um, cuz, you got me, um, golden gay times. And he goes, we've actually got four kinds. Cause they do the chocolate one now and they do the rainbow unicorn one. And there's a caramel, uh, and there's a nut, like a vanilla malt or something.

Oh, no, I'd go a malt. Yeah, I know. Yeah. I fuck with malt. And so, but I've never seen, and so I went, what is this place? It is. And so, but I've never seen, and so I went, what is this place? I can get out anyway I want and I can have golden gay times coming in anyway I want. It is actually so true. There is so much room at that BP to like zing around.

I'm so glad you guys had a good day there. Me too. And honestly. Should we do the next tarpathon from there? Yeah. Yeah. There's a huge park across the way as well. It's a cemetery, but. A park with dead people. Like, but anyway, okay.

The fun actually doesn't stop there. I know you were probably thinking, well, this day can not get any better. It couldn't. And I'm about to blow your fucking mind. It actually couldn't get better. So Torb's gets fuel. Sorry, he pulls in and we're like, wow, there's so many entries at this fucking BP. Can't get stuck. And I look over and I'm like, oh my God, this BP has a car wash. And Torbz goes,

oh cool. He gets fuel, right? He goes in and what is one of my favorite things about a service station when somebody else goes in? They come back out with a surprise. With a snacks, yeah. He comes back out with a fucking can of Diet Coke and a code to the automatic car wash. $12, right? Giving it away.

How are they making money? We go through the automatic car wash and we eat our red rooster in the fucking car wash. I've got some videos of it because it was just the best time. I've never done an automatic car wash. What do you want to say? Best friend, Tony Lodge.

I'm actually gonna come over to say this. Let me come around. I'm already engaged. Get ready. Are our lips ready? Because you're going to want to smooch me. Yeah, what is it? I went through the BP car wash last night.

Coincidence check! Can you believe it? Can you believe it? Wasn't the best time of your life? car wash last night Was it the same VP? That's a shame. No, not interested. It wasn't even the same VP. Oh, sorry. We're intertwined. Hang on everyone. Okay, so $12. You go in there, you drive in and it does the rest.

You get a cheap coffee as well. We did not do the coffee because we just got in Red Rooster. Yes, of course. But. I'm familiar. Look at us. Please. Look at the smile on his face.

I've never seen him so happy. And you know what was crazy is that like we've just gotten engaged, right? Yeah. And the fun hasn't stopped. And people talk about relationships getting stale and we have not experienced that. You're in the honeymoon phase. We are and it's crazy. I can see the glow on you.

Or is that just because you've been recently buffed and back. You're in the honeymoon phase. We are and it's crazy. I can see the glow on you. It's honestly beautiful. Or is that just because you've been recently buffed and whacked. Buffed and polished. Literally last night I was at a BP. That is the craziest fucking coincidence. I can't even look at you. I am. I can't look at you right now.

I honestly have not been through one of those in 15 years. I've never gone through it before. Until last night. Because I didn't have time to do a full thing but Bridget is going, I've not been through one of those in 15 years. I've never gone through it before. I could not believe it. Until last night. Because I didn't have time to do a full thing, but Bridget is with a friend today and she's driving. Well, you're busy doing the show. Obviously.

And she's like, Oh, I haven't seen this friend in a while. I just, can you just- I should probably clean the car. Yeah, and then she goes, Oh, I've done the inside. Can you just like take it through the thing? And I was like, okay.

So I went past another brand of petrol station, went to my local BP, got a golden gay time and sat in the car wash and just had a peaceful 10 minutes to myself. Okay, so this is the thing, right? $12 for uninterrupted silence. You can sit in there and do whatever you want. Yeah.

Like you could do naughty stuff if you wanted. Oh, did you guys do naughty stuff? No, no, I ate my flavor rap meal from every stuff. Whatever you wanna call it. I mean, well, got the upsize. It was honestly amazing. And I thought $12, you can't buy joy like that.

And apparently you can from your local fucking BP. And I just could not believe that. Honestly, and I haven't stopped thinking about it since. Lily, you've got six hours to get us to deal with BP. Before this episode goes out. I will stand at a BP and sling $12 out. Oh, one of our car washes are on me. Yeah, we've got we've got 100 to give away. Do we? Figure

it out, Lil. I've announced it. Less creamy coffee, more BP foamy. She goes, I've got to sell my new handbag to pay for all the car washes. I just I loved it. I loved it so much. And I just unbridled joy, honestly, just amazing. I cannot believe you just went through the drive-through. Special mention to us both loving that there was heaps of entrances at that BP. What a moment, what a day. What a great fucking day.

What a great day. Do you know what? This day, the 11th of March, is gonna go down in history, I feel. Because what an amazing time we've had. What day was our best friend day? It's like, uh, August 23rd, I think. That's our birthday.

April 23rd. Okay. Well, let's not mean that. No, that's someone else's birthday. Is it? My daughter's. Oh, maybe. Hang on.

It's the way you looked at the date then I was like, Oh fuck, if I forgotten our friend's anniversary. Nah, nah, nah, nah. Hang on. We're in here. Best friend anniversary. Yeah. It's the way you looked at the date then I was like, oh fuck if I've forgotten our friend anniversary No, no, no, no. Hang on. We're in best friend anniversary. Yes, the 24th of April Yeah, is that in the calendar? Yeah Mabel's birthday is not oh, okay. So I can't confirm that that's in our week off. We're gonna have a week off I'll be away Tony's can we say what you're doing or we say that for another day? We'll say it for another day because there's a bit to discuss.

There's a lot going on. We'll definitely need the car wash. You will. And probably plenty of BP's. Yep. Yeah. Do you reckon that BP could sponsor that thing? Fuel taking care of.

You going on holidays? Yeah. Sure. How does this work? Yeah, I don't know. Did they not hear the segue I did before? I'm an award-winning podcaster. Oscar nominated. Oscar nominated podcaster. I don't know if I want to do this all over again because it might bring the tone down. Hey. Let me. Okay. Oh no. Nothing to say. No, no. Let's do this instead. Is yours now super fun? It's a bit fun. This is... Should I go first then? No, mine's fun too. Okay, you go. I've just texted you a picture from Tapa Angela. I just sat down at the airport and noticed I have this on my suitcase

Since becoming a tarp, I haven't stopped talking about the podcast So my husband decided to break out the cricket and surprise me with a Tony and Ryan sticker and stuck it on my luggage He's so sweet and I just love to see it. Oh it's obviously some legal implications of Creating a non-approved sticker, Angela, unfortunately. Well, as... I don't know if that Harry Potter one next to it's street legal either.

That Harry Potter one is not street legal. We're gonna have a problem. No, that is so fucking true. My main issue is that my eyebrows are going through the middle of my eyes. No, don't say that. Now that I've said that can you see it? Yeah, they're pretty low on our logo. I think that's pretty accurate. Oh, it looks very much the same. Am I frowning? Your eyebrows are pretty far down. Are you just saying I've got a

big forehead? Because I'm getting old and have a receding hairline. You don't have a receding hairline. Thank you for saying that. Your eyebrows are pretty low, but oh, and it's not a bad thing. I'm just never really sure. I think it's just cause I'm always frowning. Merde.

I'm between good moods. Ha ha ha. I'm gonna love to see it here. That's beautiful Angela, by the way. Thank you Angela. And I think that the surprise from your husband is very sweet. I've got a love to see here from Daniel who posted this, sent this to us on Patreon. Daniel said, my friend has a

band and I've been working really hard to get it off the ground for like six years and it's finally paying off. Fuck yeah. The love to see it part is that even though he's in Washington state in the USA, his band's top 10 cities playing on Spotify is three Australian cities. Fuck yeah. Their number one listenership is Melbourne. Welcome. Number three Sydney and number eight Brisbane.

I'd like to thank the people of Australia for streaming my friend's band and the band is called The Band Paloma. The Band Paloma. Yeah. And I've never listened to them but I love a Paloma, the drink, yummy. And Paloma is my favorite restaurant in London.

It is, oh, we never get to go. No. On our trip. No. Next time. Yeah. Do they have BP car washes in London? Probably not in the city.

Definitely not that Paloma restaurant on the West end there. That's a real shame. Cedar district. They're losing out on revenue I think by not having a car wash attached to their high-end restaurant. The express wash over there is only £3. What's that with conversion though and also time difference?

And cost to get there with my car. Only $6. Nah, the Jimny can go off-road. But can it go off-land? No, off-road. So that's the sea. But can it go off-continent? Off-road is the sea.

That's what they mean. I can actually picture a Jimny going through the ocean and fighting a shark. I'm imagining the Jimny with goggles and a snorkel. Like a diver. Something's actually happened in the gym. I'll tell you later this week on the show, but you know how there was a lot of like, when I first discovered the culture of gym,

now I'm like in it. You're part of the people. And like it's- It's good. Yeah, but like, yeah. Oh, every cloud has a silver lining. What's opposite of that? Every silver lining has a cloud.

Yep. Yes. So true. I'm always saying that. You are. Tomorrow on the show. Do you know what has no cloud and is only silver lining? BP car washes. What a day.

And I've always said that as well. It's a huge day. Tomorrow on the show, I've got a Bucks day coming up, which for those in the US, like a stag day, or my friends getting married, or the boys having a boos. And some of the planning is taking place in the group chat.

Oh yeah? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. All right. We'll be back tomorrow for hump day.

Let's, let's, let's, let's. Love you. Bye. Alright, we'll be back tomorrow for hump day. Let's, let's, let's, let's! Love you, bye! Woo!