Toni and Ryan - Unsolved Mysteries

Episode Date: November 23, 2022

Unsolved mysteries with normal or nah, and SOLVED mysteries in the case of RYAN VERSUS ANNA WINTOUR. Love ya xoxox Toni Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Plus you can find the links to pre-order Toni's book here! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Hello. Is that Kerry? Oh, my gosh. Yes, it is. Hi. Hi. It's Tony and Ryan. How are you? I'm good.

I was so nervous and then I forgot about it and this is great. Okay. I'm glad to know we're high up on the list. Now, Kerry, I don't want to accuse you of anything because we obviously have heard about a lot of freeloading tapas doubling up on accounts. But is it your partner who is Spencer? Who's Spencer?

Okay, so yeah, so Spencer's my partner and he had scheduled this call as like a per se surprise because I'm like the bigger fan. But he forgot we had a shared Google account. Yes. I saw it on the calendar. I saw your email address, and I went, oh, hang on a second. This doesn't say Kerry.

There's another name here. Something's happened here. Something's fish and sand to me. Well, Kerry and not Spencer. Technically, he's paying for it, but it's for me. Oh, I see how it is. A little sugar mama situation. Yeah, I like that too.

Good job, Kerry. Well, therefore, Kerry and not Spencer. Kerry and not Spencer. Do you approve this podcast? I absolutely 1,000% do. Yes. Hi, I'm Kerry from Seattle and I approve this podcast. Guess what?

Hello. Thursday. We've had some correspondence. What? Remember when I got in a fight with... You and I talk all the time. You know how I got into that fight with Anna Wintour at the front of the Salvos about dropping the clothes off

at the second-hand store? How could I forget? Wow. When you were illegally dumping? Wow, that's what she said. But I read the fine print. Coming up today, some official, like we've got an answer. You've got Anna Luthor on the phone?

I think she's quite hard to get a hold of. Well, that's what I thought too. No, we've got a message from someone in the higher ups. At Vogue. At Vogue. Anne Hathaway has called. Anne Hathaway has called. Anne Hathaway has got Emily Blunt's call through and said, oh, I guess we'll find we'll make time.

The devil swears Prada's is on the phone. But we'll find out once and for all just how right I may be. But let me just say I'm confident. You're enjoying this way too much, which I don't like. But first, it's Thursday. Let's do normal or not. First one's from Laura Jordan. Is she a tarpa?

Was this from our Facebook group? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ooh. Tarpa Laura Jordan. Laura Jordan. Normal or nah? My sister said the normal thing to do is to put pills in your mouth, then drink the water.

Nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. I do it the other way around so I don't have to taste the pill because some of them are chalky and gross. Oh, sorry for dry raging. Pill, then water, normal or nah? Nah. Fuck no.

Thank you. Do you know what has happened to me before, and I don't think I'd be alone here, that I've put the pill in first and then when you put the water in, the pill's like. You okay? Yeah. It's like such a horrible feeling. The pill like gets stuck to your tongue.

Yeah, and the water just rolls over the top of it. The water like washes over it but the pill's like stuck to your tongue or gets stuck in like the back of your tongue and you can feel it and you're trying to like get it off but then it's like chalky. It starts to like break up and it's like starts to fucking like dissolve in your mouth, but it tastes disgusting. Have you ever accidentally bitten into a Panadol? No.

It tastes fucking gross. I can imagine. Yeah. What were you doing? Was that like a dare or did you do it by accident? I think because I used to, you know, like kids, the idea of swallowing a tablet at first is like weird. Yeah.

I was one of those kids that like it was not easy for. And so for some reason, you know, like you take in a big gulp of water, you're trying to like hoik it down and you couldn't, you kind of panic and I accidentally bit into it. I'm like, oh, it tastes feral. Oh, yeah, that would be fucked. Sour. I'm really good at, I was always really good at taking tablets

because I don't like the texture of peas. I'm fine now, but as a kid I didn't like the texture of peas. And so I would throw them – because I would have to eat all my vegetables before I could get down from the dinner table or whatever. Of course. I would put all my peas into my mouth and swallow them all whole so I didn't have to chew them. Yeah.

Is that healthy? You've got little peas growing in you. What? That seems like a. Oh, like the seed in a watermelon. Yeah. Is that another thing? No.

Obviously not. No. But, yeah, so I would just like eat. So like they're cooked and stuff and I would just, yeah, eat them, slow them whole. So I never had a problem with pills. You're used to it. But I am not good at medicine.

Really? No. So I would like fucking hoot and holler and refuse to do it. Do you have a chaser? Yeah. So my sister Libby created this thing called Juice Races and she like we had these two plastic cups and it was like Juice Racer number one, Juice Racer number two,

and it would be like, all right, you have to take your medicine and then whoever drinks their juice first wins. Oh, okay. It's like a drinking game before a drinking game. Yeah, but it was like a shot of medicine and then like an inch of fucking orange juice in a cup or whatever. Also, orange juice after certain medicines is even worse than the medicine.

You see how orange juice is like after you brush your teeth, like one of those sort of ones? Oh, yeah, or like if you're having orange juice while you eat cereal. Yeah. Like the milk and the juice is like. Not for us. But, yeah, so I was never good at that, but I'm pretty good at pills. My mate Cam could only have a tablet if it was coated in honey.

Like a Labrador? Yeah. Yep. That's quite cute, actually. Alyssa. Hi, Alyssa. Now, I don't know if this is a normal or nah or just a straight-up rant, but what I will say is that off the top is that Alyssa is at least aware

of the issues she's creating for herself. Oh, poor Alyssa is at least aware of the issues she's creating for herself. Oh, poor Alyssa. Alyssa, normal or nah, watching a show called Unsolved Murders and then being absolutely flabbergasted and fucked off at the each of every single episode because it never gets solved. I mean, I know the title of the show and I know what to expect, but I get so angry every single episode. I need closure in my life.

It's a nah from me. Annoyingly, I'm going to say normal because I have done the same thing. And I was like, none of these got fucking solved. And I was like, yeah, that's weird, isn't it? But it's kind of spooky. What's the name of the show, though? Unsolved Mysteries. Or Unsolved Murders.

All those shows I do the same thing. I think what you're looking for is Solved Murders. Yeah, my favourite show. Not so mysterious. Now we know what happened. See, that one only got one season because you find out who the killer is every episode. Now I'm going to do the next episode. I remember feeling that way listening to Serial, like the OG true crime.

Oh, the podcast. Yeah, because even though he's been released like a month or so ago, at the end of the podcast years and years ago, the journalist kind of says, well, it's not my job to say if he's guilty or not. Yeah. We've just found all these facts. So it gets to the end and she's like, yeah, so I mean. Spoiler. Spoiler.

He got released. A month ago. Right. Well, I've talked about this before about how when I watched the Jack Gyllenhaal movie, the Zodiac film. Yeah, that's right. It's like this fantastic movie. You get to the end.

They're like, yeah, they don't know who it is. And Tom's like, yeah, they don't know who did it. And Toob's like, yeah, they don't know who did it. And I'm like, so you made me watch this fucking. I've been sitting here for two fucking hours. The scariest thing about it is that you watch this scary film or scary documentary like Unsolved Murders or Mysteries or whatever and then you go, so he's still fucking out there, the person that did it? They don't know who it is?

He's like, yeah. That's the scariest part. So two days ago they found out who was the Bondi Beast. Who's that? Did you see the story? What's the Bondi Beast? So the Bondi Beast, he like sexually assaulted 35 to 40 women like in the 90s or whatever. Oh my God.

And he never got caught. That's horrible. So he died a few years ago having never got caught for all these harrowing crimes he did back in the day. And then some other guy got arrested and they did a DNA test and it came up as a match of like, oh, it turns out the DNA from the Bondi beast is your cousin. And he's like, oh, fucking old mate. Yeah, he died a few years ago. So they've like, he never faced justice, but at least they've like solved. Some closure of like. 30 or 40 families. Like he was a justice, but at least they've like solved. Some closure of like.

30 or 40 families. Like he was a vicious. Yeah. That is awful. Yeah. Well, that's unsolved mysteries. That's unsolved mysteries. You can check that out, unsolved mysteries.

Yeah. They'll have to delete that episode of unsolved mysteries. Unsolved mysteries because it's now been solved. Yeah. Oh my God. What a admin nightmare. That's fucked though. That is insane.

It's crazy, though, when you hear about stories that are like the thing gets overturned because of new evidence and stuff. Yeah, that's what happened with the cereal. Yeah. Spoiler alert. Oh, fuck. Have you listened to cereal? No, I don't like podcasts.

As an audio queen, I think you'll just appreciate the product. It's so well made. It's just. And I know you're not going to give a fuck because you don't care about other people in the audio industry except for yourself. No, it's not about that. I just can't sit down and listen to a podcast. What's up for a walk then?

I'd rather listen to music. Okay. Are you a Taylor Swift fan? Do you get tickets? No fucking way. I don't have $100,000 to buy a ticket. That's fucking crazy what's going on there. $95,000 or whatever.

It's not her fault though, right? I reckon her distributing the tickets is probably the second biggest fiasco after us trying to do these Frank Green water bottles. We were referencing an article. We could actually give Taylor Swift some advice. Wow. Some Taylor tips. Cool.

Next one. Ebony Jordan. Hi, Ebony. Another Jordan. Are they related? Maybe. Unsolved Mysteries. Find out next week.

Now, this reeks of a bit of, you know how we've talked about, like sometimes you worry about stuff. Sometimes. And then like if you're not worrying about something, you'll worry about the fact you're not worrying about it. Yeah, you're like, oh my God, why aren't I anxious right now? Yeah, exactly. And then you'll be like, oh, I need something to be anxious about.

Oh, that'll do. This reeks of a, was nothing else happening in your day? Oh, yeah. Ebony. See, I love it when nothing's happening in my day. I'm still anxious, but I love not having to do anything. Normal or nah? Setting your windscreen wiper speed,

because you know how they like the different speed, setting your windscreen wiper speed based on other cars in the opposite lane because you don't want anyone else to think you're overreacting. Yeah. Despite the fact you have never judged another person based on the speed of their wipes. Normal. Are you joking?

No. I always get anxiety that people are looking at me like, thinking that I'm like, oh, it's not that much, right? Really? Yeah. A hundred percent. And I've definitely- Are you that low down the list of stuff to be anxious and worried about?

No, that's not- That's fine, that's fine. I'm out of stuff. Oh, maybe this will do. No, that's not. That's fine. That's fine. I'm out of stuff. Oh, maybe this will do. No, it just like really stresses me out. And it's because I've looked at other oncoming traffic and gone. It's not that bad.

So then I worry that people are doing it about me. So the best thing about my new car is that it has like automatic. Yeah. But how accurate is it? It's pretty good. Yeah, right. Yeah. So how accurate is it? It's pretty good. Yeah, right. Yeah. So now I don't really have to worry about it.

You didn't have to worry about it in the first place. Okay. That remains to be seen. Another unsolved mystery is whether or not I needed to be anxious about that. So something that Bridget and I, and the next normal on R is my wife, Bridget, as well, actually. But nothing fucks her off more than when I'm in the driver's seat not having the speed right. Like if I'm going too fast on the wipers, she's like,

it's not running that hard. You don't need to turn the wipers down. Oh, yeah, yeah. I would do that too because I'd be like, other people are talking shit about us. I can't. Yeah, okay. So then, but then if there's like two spats, like splots of water and I'm not wiping, she's like, there's water on the windscreen.

How can you see? You'll kill us all. Same. So she'll lean over and flick the thing. Oh, no, you can't lean over and flick the thing. So if I'm one wipe per minute too high, call the police. If I'm one wipe per minute too high, call the police. If I'm one wipe per minute too slow, oh, danger, call the police.

If there's any moisture in the air, it's hard for me to not be fucking copping it while Bridget's in the passenger seat. I do kind of agree that, like, if there's some splashes. Yeah, the fucking real problem. If there's some splashes, you've got to wipe it away because how could you not? I get it. But just, like, within within a – I'm getting to – like. Yeah. Yeah. It's like you're sitting there with a clipboard being like,

no, you're fucking – I don't agree that you can reach over and flick. And I would never say to somebody like, oh, fucking, you know. You'd say it with your face though. I'd kind of – I'd be thinking like, oh, that's interesting, not doing the wipers. But, yeah, if you go into. I'd be thinking like, oh, that's interesting, not doing the wifers. But, yeah, if you go into it, I think that more of the crime, the social crime, is too fast.

That's not okay. That can't be excused. Can people confirm or deny that this is real? I don't know if you're taking the piss right now. I'm actually not. This is a real thing and I've seen other people talk about it online. Is there a forum for it? No. Get a life and a real problem. How dare seen other people talking about it online. Is there a forum for it? No.

Get a life and a real problem. How dare you? I'm sorry, Ebony. It's a no from me. Poor Ebony. Let's go to, because this is a similar area, from Luke Ducky. Luke Ducky. Luke Ducky.

I don't know if this is a normal or nah or a flapped Tony. Oh, I feel like most of them do crossover. Except sometimes we get into flapped Ryan territory when you go, that's not something to be flapped about! Like the, uh, yeah. The windscreen wiper. Maybe we could turn flapped Tony on its head and you just

come in and say things that flap you and that will fuck me off. Yeah, yes. Luke Ducky. Normal or nah? Having the check engine light flashing on your car and just not giving a fuck. Mine's been on for a few weeks. I'm driving heaps of work.

Car feels fine. So until the car actually looks like something's not right, I'm not going to worry about it. Normal or nah? Obviously 100% normal. I'm going to say nah because, like, saying, oh, the car looks all right. Yeah. It looking all right has nothing to do with what's going on inside it.

Oh, like it feels all right. Like, you know, it feels fine. I don't have any authority to decide whether a car, like, feels fine or not. But some automated flashing light apparently does. Yeah, because it's been, like, hooked up to tell you whether something's not right or not. They tell you that, eh? That's a real conspiracy.

I'm actually not even going to buy it because I just think that that's so fucking stupid. But don't lie to someone. No, because you could literally pay $100, right, to go and get it serviced or go and get it checked out, or $12,000 when it fucking blows up and then you have to replace a bunch of shit. Yeah, but often it doesn't or you can just wait

until the next service. I am probably too, like, anxious, I guess, to not check it. Because, like, do you know what? This has never happened to me because I don't do this, but, like, do you know what would really fuck me off? Is that, like, I leave it, right, and I go, oh, I won't worry about it, won't worry about it, it'll be fine, it'll be fine, it'll be fine. And then it'll be the one time that you're, like, running late

or you really need to get somewhere and the car doesn't fucking work. Yeah, and I think it'd fuck you if, say, if I was driving somewhere, the car breaks down. Yeah, and you go, oh, that light's been on for three work. Yeah. And I think it would fuck you if, say, if I was driving somewhere, the car breaks down. Yeah, and you go, oh, that light's been on for three months. Yeah. And I go, well. Well, now I'm sitting on the side of the road like an asshole because you didn't go and get it checked.

Yeah. I think a lot of people don't do it, but I just don't think, and I just also wouldn't like it flashing at me while I'm trying to drive. Okay. You know, I've got the windscreen wipers going. I've got a lot to worry about. All right. Here's a question.

Yeah. Would you rather? Yeah. Would you rather A, the light flashing, but the mechanic has checked it all out and assures you that everything's running smoothly, but that light is just going to be on? That's option A.

Or B, the light's off, but there's a chance that something's wrong with the engine. Is death an option? Is death an option? Or C, drive yourself off a bridge. And not look at it anymore. I can't. Oh, my God.

That is a solved mystery. Go on. You need to give an answer. And in the second option where the light's off, it may or may not be a problem. I'm not saying there is a problem. But in the first option, it still could or could not be a problem. No, but they've told you it's fine.

No, but then if it keeps flashing, so what a month later, I just go, oh, they checked it a month ago. In two years, I go, oh, they checked it two years ago. It's probably fine. Yeah. No. Yeah. No, because I should need to go and get it checked again.

Yes, I knew you'd struggle with this question. Maybe you can borrow my car. When it's flashing and don't bring it back until it lights off. I don't want to hear about it. I'm not letting you get out of this until you get an answer. Don't laugh your way out of this segment. Play the song. We're not on radio, mate.

It doesn't play a song. Traffic. Yeah, connect us on phone. We're on the show. It's fully booked up. Please take the ring road today. See if you want to check that for skydutires.com.au. That's Rondon and the Troubler. like that, but please take the ring road today. I'm going to go A, because it means I've been to the mechanic.

Hi, it's Carrie from Seattle, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout-out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. Hopefully they're all getting their engine lights checked. Checked out. James D. Comance. Thank you very much. Jit Ying Chung. Anna King. Meg Lanworn. And Jake Martin. Big Jake.

Big Jake. The Martona. The Martini. The Martoni and Ryan. Thanks so much for listening. Tomorrow there's a video show. Oh, yeah. I always forget.

It's like a pleasant surprise every time. And not only is it a video show tomorrow. Yeah. But we're all going to learn that Tony's partner, Torbs, has a brand new personality. Oh, so you fucked my hook. I was going to say, I've got a new boyfriend. I think you do have a new boyfriend.

Yeah, but now you just said your boyfriend, Torbs, so pretend you didn't hear that. And tomorrow when I say that, go, oh, Tony's got a new boyfriend. But you do have a new boyfriend. I do have a new boyfriend. Do you like him? The one on the side. Do you like him?

Oh, do I like him? Very preachy. Very preachy. Not wrong. Yeah. Not wrong. All right. That is tomorrow.

Is there a better feeling in the world than getting in a dispute and finding out you were right? It doesn't happen. Is there a better feeling? It doesn't happen to me a lot. Is that right? Yeah. And I feel like it's about to not happen to me again.

Well, you technically don't have a dog in this fight. Oh, okay, great. Do you remember a few weeks ago when I got into what I'll call a public spat with Anna Wintour? What was it over? So there's a Salvation Army store, the charity, and that's where you can drop off your clothes. No, it's not.

You drop them off for, well, they sell secondhand clothes. Like a thrift shop if you're in America. A thrift shop. And the idea is people donate it for free, they sell them, and then they use that money to support the great work that they do. Yeah. And I guess the dispute arrives of can you just drop anything off? Can you drop anything off at the shop?

Well, this one is a big shop. It's the one in Abbotsford. They take stuff. But when I got there, the shop was closed, and there was a big sign out the front that said, you cannot leave unusable goods and trash out the front. And I went, well, my stuff is very usable goods. It is very much not trash.

So if we can't leave unusable goods and trash, that doesn't concern me because I'm dropping off some A-grade material. Everyone reckons that their stuff is good. A-grade material. Yeah. So I pop it out the front, out the front door. Yeah. There's a bunch of other stuff there as well.

It's like, oh, that's what everyone's doing. Yeah. And Anna Wintour, this old lady who's dressed like a fucking immaculate rock star just walked past and gives me a bit of lip, gives me a bit of, you can't do that. That's trash. You're littering. It's illegal. Okay.

That is not the attitude that she had. I'm pretty sure she just said, you can't do that. it was it wasn't the attitude but she was dressed great i was wearing like some pink shorts um because you know when you're trying on clothes and throwing out clothes you just i do yeah you're trying stuff on and i didn't really think i was be getting into street beef without a winter before i left the house i mean when do you ever expect that i'll be honest when do you ever think that that's what's going to happen? Always be prepared. And I said to her, trust me, this stuff's fashionable.

And she looked me up and down and went, I bet you think it is or something real fucking sassy. I can't remember the line, but it was sassy as fuck. Anyway. Secondhand embarrassment, yep. So obviously I was right because it said unusable goods and I know it's like a terminology, but I was right. So we've got a message from Aif.

Aif? Or would it be Iif? Maybe Aoife? We'll ask because she works for the Salvos and she said, here's my phone number, someone's right in this story and someone is wrong. Should we call her? Oh, my God, yeah.

I love knowing the actual like, actual final word. We've got ourselves a correspondent from the South Asian Army. All right, let's give her a call. Hello, Aoife speaking. Aoife, sorry, we were just chatting and we were trying to figure out how to pronounce your name. No, actually, we weren't trying to figure it out. Ryan called you Aoife and I said it might be Aoife,

and he went, let's just see. I get Aif a lot, you know, or Alfie. It's always a popular one. Well, I'm glad that we've got to the bottom of it by simply you answering the phone. Down to business now. Yeah, down to business. First of all, are you comfortable sharing your job title

and place of employment? Yeah, sure. So I am the Senior Manager for Circular Economy for Solvo Stores here in Australia. Oh, my God, what a great job title. I bet that goes off on LinkedIn. Yep. You know, it's new, it's new, so we're kind of warming into it.

But, yeah. Congratulations. It's a. So we're kind of warming into it. But, yeah. Congratulations. It gets a lot of favouritism. Well, as a part of the circular economy, I've been circling in to your stores, giving off some great fashionable stuff to raise money for charity. You should be so thankful, Aoife, that Ryan would even grace you with his presence.

Yeah. I am. And I am, if only he did it during opening hours. Okay. So I was just about to say I love being told I'm right. So can you confirm, and I didn't like what I just heard. I'll pretend I don't know that. I love this. But can you, who is right?

Was it myself or Anna Wintour or who's in the right here? I'm going to say you are probably both in the wrong. Oh. Explain. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So when you're donating, please, please, please do it when we're open. And it's not because, you know, you're leaving not great stuff outside of our stores. We actually know that most people are leaving really good stuff outside of our stores.

But what happens to it when you've left it there? Most of the time it will get rained on or people will run through it and then it becomes useless. We can't use it. We can't sell it. It ends up in landfill. It gets no chance of second life. Not a great outcome.

Okay. That does make a bit of sense. God, you look like an asshole. Yeah, Aoife. And how was Anna Wintour wrong? Well, I mean, you don't know who you're approaching, right? Brian rocked up in a pair of pink champion shorts and fox and vines, and we're not going to say anything about that.

But anyone with a question of all fashion sense could potentially be a bit aggro. Or, you know, you don't know who you're talking to. So if you're going to stand up for it, and we appreciate all the Aniwintas out there saying, hey, you're not doing quite the right thing, but we don't want anybody to get hurt. That's true. I mean, Abbotsford is a, what would you call it,

and there's a variety and diverse range of people from all walks of life, isn't there, Tony? It's an interesting neighbourhood. It's an interesting neighbourhood. It's an interesting neighbourhood. Tony, would you walk home by yourself? No. Hey, you're right, though. Like starting a fight on the street in Abbotsford is probably not what I would do.

It's a choice. It's definitely a choice. If I was Anna Wintour, I'd have choices. It's a choice, yeah. Yeah, okay. But what I like to hear is that not only was Anna Wintour wrong, not only was Ryan wrong, but I was right because in the initial phone call when I said, Ryan, what are you up to today?

And he said, I'm just going to drop stuff off out the front of the salvos. And I said, I don't think you can do that. What does that sound like to you, Aoife? Does that sound like Tony Louise Lodge was right? It definitely sounds like Tony Louise Lodge was right. But isn't Tony Louise Lodge nearly always right? Isn't that what we've learned?

I fucking love this. I haven't planned this, but isn't Tony Louise Lodge nearly always right? Isn't that what we've learned? I fucking love this. I haven't planned this, but it turns out. I was like, this is great. I've got a phone call lined up. This is going to be a great day for Ryan. Oh, well, have a great day, Aoife. That's all we need from you. Thanks, Emile.

And sorry for doing that. I honestly thought I was doing the right thing. No, he's saying he honestly didn't think. He knew. Oh, Emile. And sorry for doing that. I honestly thought I was doing the right thing. No, he's saying he honestly didn't think. He knew. Oh, fuck you. Because I fucking told him. No, I told him on the phone, Aoife, that you can't do that. Well, do you know what, though?

If you are looking to donate codes, we've put a portal online. So if you go onto our website, click the Donate button, there's a download label kind of box that you can do, and you can get a free return label for Auspost and it's up to 25 kilos. You just package it up and you drop it off at an Auspost location. Okay, that's great. Well, thanks so much for listening and being a part of it.

Sorry that Ryan called you on. Thanks so much, guys. I hope you'll love to see it is not a battle between me and Anna Wintour was won by Tony. Well, yeah, I was thinking I do actually love to see this, but yeah, I was the winner. I worked really hard on that. You organised it, it wasn't even me.

Can you please do another you love to see it? All right. My love to see it for today is that, you know, whenever you have a blocked nose and you regret all the times that you didn't have a blocked nose, that you took it for granted? Yes. Yeah. My love to see it is that right now I don't have a blocked nose.

And if you don't have a blocked nose and you're listening or watching whatever, enjoy it. Preach it. Sniff that fresh air. I can't because my nose is slightly blocked and I'm so fucking jealous of you right now. No, but you're right though. Everyone take a moment and appreciate what you've got

because probably in a month or two months or six months you'll have a blocked nose. You'll go, remember when I could breathe freely? It's now, baby. Do it. I always thought that when I haven't had a cold for ages because of COVID and masks and washing my hands and stuff. Who would have guessed it?

But I used to think when getting a cold, you know what was great? Not having a cold. I could just get up and go to work and not have to worry about how many tissues or nail sprays are in my pocket. Or have an achy body. And I was thinking about it the other day and I was like, oh, I can breathe freely. And I was like, oh, I can breathe freely. And I was like, oh, my God.

Whenever I've got a cold, I go, why didn't I appreciate it? Well, I'm appreciating it now. Yeah. And thank you for sharing that with us. Thank you. You're welcome. I've got probably the worst recommendation I've ever gave on this show. Oh, I mean, low bar.

Low bar. And it's not even a recommendation. It's just there's an account on Twitter that's random. It's weird. Yeah. It's shit. Is it a bad recommendation because it's on Twitter? No, but I just love it.

Okay. It's called Terrible Maps. And it just has lots of really shit dumb maps that you don't need in your life. Now, I wonder if I can send these to you. Do you mean like they've looked on Google Maps and gone from their house to the shops? Okay, so I'm sending you a map. So you know how Springfield in The Simpsons?

Where are you sending it? I texted you. You know how in The Simpsons it's in Springfield, but you never quite know exactly where it is? Yep. It turns out there's so many Springfields. So here is a map where you can drive to every Springfield in the US and the most efficient way to drive to them all.

There's about 24. I love that. Okay, the next one. Now, I love a graph and stuff. And you know how sometimes you see those maps and it's like, here's the most popular McDonald's order by US state. Really? Yeah, so what I'm sending you now via text is the average jeans colour per state.

And you can see the different shades of blue across America. That is so interesting. So as we can see on the left, dark black jeans almost in California, and it gets black again in New York. But Louisiana, the lightest shade of denim by average on the country. I don't know which one, Louisiana. I'd say the really light one in the bottom next to Texas. Which one's Texas?

Say the really light one. This one? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, light. Yeah. And then finally, which is my favourite map, I think, and every day they've got a new map.

This one is mixing, is what they think it would look like if Cyprus was actually Miley Cyprus. This is a great Twitter account. Are you joking? No. It's called Terrible Maps. They're fucking dumb. And I don't know if I was just enjoying not reading about Elon

while I was on Twitter and found this instead, but I just spent hours scrolling through it. Not hours. Minutes and minutes of my life being like, oh, how good is this? That's really funny. Yeah. And there's also a little thing they're doing is when they like twist, like if you turn the shape of a country sideways, it looks like a cat or something.

Oh, yeah. And there's certain states when they draw them, it looks like a guy holding a bucket of chicken. That's where you know where Kentucky is. He's got a chef's hat. Right. Do you want me to show you the Kentucky chicken? Sure. Yeah.

I'll do that later. Okay. I can see him now. Once you've seen him, you can't unsee him because you can see the chef's hat, which is Illinois. I don't know which one's Illinois. This is why you need terrible maps. Before we go to Hollywood in America, you need a brush up.

To learn something, yeah. You should do this on Duolingo. Okay. Yeah, I can do this on Duolingo. I don't know if they've got a terrible maps section on Duolingo. Mapolingo. Mapolingo. That's a great idea.

All right. We should go, I feel. There's no map to the Salvos store, right? Probably for the best. I don't think you're allowed back there. I don't think you'll be welcome back. You'll have to see it. All right, chat to you tomorrow.

Love you, bye.