Toni and Ryan - Vegan at Karen's Diner

Episode Date: May 29, 2022

I'm comin' atcha - Toni Lodge international DJ! Plus we went for dinner at Karen's Diner and someone on our table was booed, but WHO booed? Love ya! Toni x Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/Toniand...Ryan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello? Oh my God, is that Rebecca? Yes, is this Ryan? Yeah, it's Tony and Ryan. Are you in a nightclub right now? What's going on? What's happening? No, I'm at a festival, like a music festival.
Starting point is 00:00:20 Okay, so a nightclub but outside. I'm running away from the music. Get the fuck out. Oh, shit. Hey, Rebecca, sorry to interrupt your awesome festival-going experience. Would you approve our podcast? I can think of nothing that would give me more pleasure. Apart from the festival that you're at?
Starting point is 00:00:43 Apart from the festival. Hey, it's Rebecca from the festival there? Apart from the festival. Hey, it's Rebecca from the USA, and I approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. Welcome. How are you going? I'm going well. We've had a bit of a... Actually, no, we haven't.
Starting point is 00:01:08 I was going to say, we've just been shooting the shit and we were like, oh, maybe we should actually do a podcast. Yeah. How about we just hit record instead of chatting off? Don't waste the gold, mate. Yeah. Keep the fucking gold for the bloody gold cast is what I was going to say. I locked in gold cast and I wish I...
Starting point is 00:01:23 Yeah. No, we all regret it. Yeah. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. Yeah. Fast forward to now. Coming up today, and we do this every Monday, feedback from the Facebook group. Yep.
Starting point is 00:01:36 And can I just say, after we talked about Bunnings last week, it turns out half of the people that listen to this podcast have at one stage worked at Bunnings. Oh. And there are some juicy behind thethe-scenes Bunnings stories coming up. And if you want to get amongst it, in the show notes is the link to the Facebook group and stuff like that. So if you want to check it out, check it out. Now, Tony, you joked the other week that you could be an international DJ.
Starting point is 00:02:02 When? It was during Audio Queen and you were like, yep, any sound, any part of the world, I can make it happen. That did not happen. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it did. Play the tape. Hi, it's Tony. I can do anything.
Starting point is 00:02:14 I've got my mind to. Goldcast. Hashtag Goldcast. I asked people in the Facebook group where they're from and what is a popular kind of music in their area. What? And you're going to show what their local radio station sounds like. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:02:32 Mate, so what do I have to do? Blake is from Cumberley in Tennessee, home of both country music and bluegrass folk. Tennessee. Now, Tony Lodge, international radio DJ, this is her announcing on Cumberley's Home of Country and Folk. It's Big Hat 107. Big Hat 107.
Starting point is 00:02:52 Yep. You ready? G'day, guys. It's Big Hat 107, and we're thrown into my favourite bluegrass song. This is a great one. My mama used to sing this to me when I was a wee dirt fly. Take it away. This is Big Hat 107.
Starting point is 00:03:09 It's 20 past nine in the morning. See, you are good at this. I am good at this. Yeah, so you've changed your tune. Yeah. Oh, I didn't say that. No, yeah, you fucking did. I don't think I did say that, but was that okay?
Starting point is 00:03:21 Mate. My mum used to play that to me as a dirt fly, if you missed that. Janelle Pinder listens to the Tony and Ryan podcast. She's from the Bahamas. I don't even, where is the Bahamas? Are you joking? Mate, no, you know that I'm not. Okay, it's outside of the Perth suburbs,
Starting point is 00:03:42 so you probably don't know where it is. Fuck off, I live in Melbourne. It is the Caribbean, like off Mexico, out of those beautiful islands out there, like Jamaica, Bahamas, Barbados, Trinidad and Tobago. Yes. Out there. So Janelle says we're all about the reggae. Okay.
Starting point is 00:04:01 So this is Tony Lodge, international DJ, smoking a spliff while chatting on Nasur's 92.7. Oh, I love that one. This, you're listening to Nasur's 92.7, man. It's 9.30 in the morning and you're going to love this one on your way to work or play whatever you're i've got a bit swedish you've got a bit russian yeah that's right man get into it it is 92.7 there was a a reggae bar in phuket when I lived there and you didn't need to smoke anything.
Starting point is 00:04:48 Just by being in the bar. That was secondhand. You were smoking it, yeah. Have you smoked anything? I haven't put a cigarette to my mouth, officer. But I think there's something maybe in my blood. I'm also living in a bag of Doritos right now and I can't walk. Living in a bag of Doritos right now and I can't walk. Living in a bag of Doritos.
Starting point is 00:05:05 So who's to say? Ruben is from South Africa and in his end of town, must be a nice end of town, very into classical music. So this is classic Cape Town, 93.1. In South Africa, I remind you. Welcome. This is 93.1. Thank you so much for listening.
Starting point is 00:05:34 This one is Beethoven's No. 6. It's an absolute pleasure to have you here today. This is 93.1. It's 9.30 in the morning. And thank you. Take care. Drive safe. That was good.
Starting point is 00:05:44 Thank you. That was really, have you been working on your South African? No, I haven't. You just lived in Perth for long enough. I just sort of rubbed off on you. Yeah. And also on 90 Day Fiance, there's someone from South Africa on an episode that I watched recently. And to think that I would poo-poo you
Starting point is 00:05:59 watching 90 Day Fiance and go, what good can come from watching trash like that? It's learning. I'm educating myself. That came from it. Exactly. I'm proud of you. Some gold. watching 90 Day Fiancé and go, what good can come from watching trash like that? It's learning. Well, what good can come from that? I'm educating myself. That came from it. Exactly. I'm proud of you.
Starting point is 00:06:08 Some gold. Some gold. Some gold cast. Some gold cast. This is incredible. We should do this more often. Well, actually, I don't want to speak too soon. Now, you know one of our favourite tapas, Lena Brutinen, which is not Lena Brunetti,
Starting point is 00:06:21 as I have said. Yes. We've both said her multiple times. Yes, we have. Brutinen, I believe, is how we actually say her. Liana, right? Liana, yeah, yeah. Let's just stick with Liana.
Starting point is 00:06:30 Liana, you're still getting carried away with last names all over here. It's Tony Lodge International DJ, not Ryan International, can pronounce your fucking name. Nice. That's the segment for tomorrow. Yeah, save that gold for the gold cast. Well, don't get on your high horse too soon, mate, because she's from Switzerland and they love yodelling.
Starting point is 00:06:50 Now let me just give you an example of what they're into. Wait for it. Here we go. Liana asks, can Tony yodel? So I actually responded to her. Okay. And I said, not only can Tony yodel, but you might not know this, but she hosts a show called Yo Delightful on Zurich's 104.7.
Starting point is 00:07:30 And here's a little snippet of her discussing the station's purpose and giving a few examples. This is Yo Delightful on Zurich's 94.7. This is... Hang on. This is your delightful On Zurich's 94.7
Starting point is 00:07:56 Your little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little Your little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little Lidlululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululululul It sounds like a yogurt brand. Speaking of brands, last week I guessed an MLM was called Fonterra. Oh, yeah, but it was doTERRA. Yeah, but I would like to thank the 84,000 people who DM'd me and said Fonterra is the milk brand that sells milk all around the world. Like it's a distributor of milk and dairy products. And then I went, yeah, that does sound familiar. Why does that sound familiar?
Starting point is 00:08:48 Last year during my MBA, I did an assignment on Fonterra. Oh, I thought you did an assignment on what was the other place? Domino's. That was my exam for accounting. One of my marketing assignments was on Fonterra. And I was like, oh, yeah, I spent six weeks discussing this business at length. Oh, my God. How did you forget that?
Starting point is 00:09:09 Well, I will never forget it now because 84 fucking million people DMed me and went, oh, excuse me, it's actually the dairy milk brand. The funny thing about that is we made a joke about it and said, doesn't that sound like a car? And you still didn't. It's a big drink. If you're a fan of Tony Lodge International DJ, to be honest, I didn't know what was going to happen, but I am not only blown away
Starting point is 00:09:27 but still firm about how great that was. I surprise myself each time. And that's just lovely, isn't it? Now we're going to the audience. And now you're going to hear her approval. And now you're going to hear her prove her Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha Should I stop?
Starting point is 00:09:50 You're leaving now We had a good run. Okay. Yeah. Hey, it's Rebecca from the USA. You're listening to Tony Felicia and Ryan Johnson. You! A big thank you to a few of our... A big thank you to a few of our...
Starting point is 00:10:19 No, we're not yodelling anymore. Kelsey Sprinkles, Meg Cattell, Lainey Cattell, Amanda M. Hicks, Gemily Jemdahl and Hannah Walker. Maybe we should do the international DJ for the shout outs, but not the yodelling one. Have you got a few more names there? A big thank you to Tam Woodley, Tanisha Southman, Julia Cowall, Hannah Timms, Kate Cook, Lily Tabasco and Lauren Higgins-Mann.
Starting point is 00:10:54 That's right. You're listening to 92.7. Cool? Yeah, okay. All right. All good. Thank you very much to everyone who supported the Patreon. Got through a lot of names there. I'm going to have to get some more for tomorrow. That's okay, okay. All right, all good. Thank you very much to everyone who supported the Patreon. Got through a lot of names there.
Starting point is 00:11:06 I'm going to have to get some more for tomorrow. That's okay, though, because I love to work on the fly. You are doing a good job on the fly. Thank you. I'm very proud of you. We did promise that by the end of May, if we had 2,000 Patreons, we'd go to five days a week from July. Yep.
Starting point is 00:11:24 Not only have we surpassed that, we have smashed that and I've had to reorder the Frank Green water bottles, which are a thank you gift for people who sign up three times. As a champion tarper. As a champion tarper. Yep. And Tony and I have 2,000 personalised videos to do this afternoon. Yes.
Starting point is 00:11:38 Thank you for your patience. But they will be getting in touch with everybody tomorrow. Yeah. Because it's with everybody tomorrow. Yeah. Because it's the 31st. Yeah. So make sure that you hang around on Patreon because we'll have to do like a mass because we thought, oh, we can email 12 people separately. We cannot do that for 3,000 billion people.
Starting point is 00:11:57 So please hang around so that we can get in touch with you. All right. On Monday we do feedback, which comes from the Facebook group, if you want to join us at Tony and Ryan. What? What? The Facebook group join us at Tony and Ryan. What? What? The Facebook group's not called Tony and Ryan. What's it called?
Starting point is 00:12:10 It's called Tony and Ryan Podcast. The information's in the show notes, but Ryan doesn't know because he never looks at them because I do it. There was a lot of good feedback on the show notes last week. Yeah, I put a few Easter egg jokes in there. Yeah, I think it went down well. Yeah, okay. Well, I can't do that every time in there. I think it went down well. Yeah, okay. Well, I can't do that every time.
Starting point is 00:12:26 I've got a lot on. You've got a lot on. Last week we talked about Bunnings, which is a hardware store here in Australia, a big, massive hardware store, and there's one in every town. It's almost like a cultural institution here in Australia. It definitely is like a big part of our culture. A lot of messages from people because it turns out every tarp has worked at Bunnings before.
Starting point is 00:12:46 It's actually one of Australia's biggest employers. None more scandalous. And usually I give like a sort of coded name, but sometimes you could try and figure it out. I'm not even going to try that because this person is called the Bunnings Whisperer. What? That's their name, but given by God. Not God. Maybe their chosen name on Patreon, but they are the Bunnings Whisperer.
Starting point is 00:13:10 Ooh. Leave my name out because Bunnings has ears and eyes everywhere. Bunny and Bunnings. Sorry. keep going. But not quite everywhere it seems. There's a few little blind spots. There are lots of horny young people working at Bunnings, says the Bunnings whisperer.
Starting point is 00:13:36 This is a fact. We had multiple staff members hook up with multiple other staff members and all the Christmas parties were practically orgies when we went to each other's house for after-party drinks and kick-ons. I mean, that's all kick-ons, isn't it? Yeah. How were the Coles Christmas parties when you used to do it? They were pretty the same, pretty loose.
Starting point is 00:13:53 Don't say loose after what you just said. Oh, yeah. At one of them, I proposed to my boss's girlfriend. How'd that go? On his behalf. Oh. So the store manager. They'd been together for like 30 years and I was like,
Starting point is 00:14:05 just fucking marry her. And then you proposed. And then I was like, I got down on one knee and I was like, John wants to propose to you, Kate. And, yeah, it was like in front of everybody. It was like pretty embarrassing. What did Kate say? I can't even remember.
Starting point is 00:14:20 But then it's like a blackout. It's a bit hazy until later on when somebody paid me $100 to swim in a fountain outside of the Perth Library, the city library, and then I literally got pneumonia afterwards. Yeah, and you deserved it. Because it was full of like duck shit. Oh, it's awful. Oh, yeah, foul. And I stood for the rest of the night.
Starting point is 00:14:38 Over people's urine. Oh, yeah, I stood for the rest of the night like shivering because I was fucking soaking wet. I made $100 though. I would have upped the price had I known. Yeah, you need a better, if you had your manager back then. Oh, but then he was taking 20%. Yeah, that's true.
Starting point is 00:14:55 We learned there were blind spots in the store, sort of like between cameras. What the fuck? So that camera goes there, that camera goes there. But if you're in between aisles and around the back there, there's no cameras could see. Don't say around the back. Wow. There was a game that we played in the store where the losers had
Starting point is 00:15:15 to give sexual favours to the winners in the parts of the store where the cameras couldn't see. Oh, that's actually fucked. That doesn't sound like, was everyone consenting? Yeah, everyone's consenting and it was just like a sneaky like, oh, hey, you know, that blind spot, roll the dice, whose turn is it? Bunnings was like a cool place to work when I was at school because they like paid really well, like their pay was really high.
Starting point is 00:15:41 But imagine if you started working there and you think that you're going to talk to people about, you know, paint and stuff, and then instead you're talking about screwing. Pun. Well, the way the Bunnings Whisperer wrote it implied that they were all having a good time and they all really loved working there. Fuck. I mean, yeah, I mean.
Starting point is 00:16:01 And now you know why they're called. I'm on my T-break more like D-break. Well, now you know why they're the Bunnings Whisperer and didn't want to name names or mention the store where they work at. Did anything like that, so you worked at a hotel, you've spoken about how that was like your high school job. Yep. Anything, because I imagine access to lots of beds, lots of people, lots of guests.
Starting point is 00:16:23 Well, there was lots of stuff happening around us. Yeah. But usually not with us. Oh, okay. Although one time I get this phone call and they're like, hello, reception. Like to the front desk. Front to the front desk.
Starting point is 00:16:35 2am in the morning. I think there's a dog in the room next door and it's like the owners must have left it because it's like yelping by itself. Yeah. And like, you know, poor little thing stuck in a hotel room. You're not supposed to have pets in the hotel. Like it's a high rise city hotel. And so, you know, poor little thing stuck in a hotel room. You're not supposed to have pets in the hotel. Like it's a high-rise city hotel. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:47 And so, okay, I'll go up there and have a look. And I can kind of hear the. The dog's like. Yeah. Hello. Reception. The door opens and it's a guy who's fully naked except for a leather mask over his face.
Starting point is 00:17:09 That's lovely. And I looked in the door. Maybe it was a skincare routine or something. Yeah. Yeah, and I'm surprised when he opened the door he didn't knock me out with his erect penis staring me in the face. Wow. Eye to eye.
Starting point is 00:17:23 Eye to eye, winking at me. penis staring me in the face. Wow. Eye to eye. Eye to eye. Winking at me. And there was a lady who was like cuffed and bound and her like something in her mouth to like cover. So when she was trying to scream, it ended up sounding like.
Starting point is 00:17:36 Like a little doggy. Yeah. They probably were doing a little doggy. Oh, well, she was definitely facing that way. Yeah. And good for her. Good for her. And so like not a ball, but she was definitely facing that way. Yeah. And good for her. And good for her. And so, like, not a ball, but she was gagged.
Starting point is 00:17:49 Yeah. And I said, oh, and I was like, straight away I was like, I know exactly. And I was like 18. And how old were you? Yeah, 18. So you'd never seen that before? No.
Starting point is 00:17:58 Never had sex before? A young, innocent virgin. Yeah. Oh, what's going on here? Where's the dog? Yeah. Someone can hear a dog. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:07 But as soon as I opened the door, I was like, oh, I know what the sound is. I mean, you need to be respectful to other guests, but also you don't have it. You're not actually doing anything wrong by, I mean, this is where you get a hotel room. Well, yeah. They were probably getting away from the kids or something.
Starting point is 00:18:23 Yeah, but I reckon by the, not that I could see his face, but I could see his eyes. All three of them. All three. I reckon it was like one of the great compliments that I'd, that there'd been a noise complaint. You know what I mean? Oh, I see.
Starting point is 00:18:38 Yeah. So I've gone, hey, oh, God. Someone's. Someone has complained and he was like, yeah, they fucking have. You know, I kind of had that look in his eyes, all three of them. They were like, yep, winking at me. Wow. And I was like, hey, that's the complaint.
Starting point is 00:18:55 You know, you do what you got to do. But I've done my job here. My job is to come and knock on the door. Yeah. And make sure. She's cool with this, right? Yeah, cool. There's no dog here.
Starting point is 00:19:05 Yep. Great. If you can keep it this, right? Yeah, cool. There's no dog here. Yeah, great. If you can keep it down once you're done, fantastic. Is that like I want to know, so say you're in that position. Don't say position. Which position? But say like you're in a hotel, someone knocks on the door and says, could you guys keep it down? Would you feel embarrassed or would you feel like, oh, nice?
Starting point is 00:19:29 I'd be embarrassed. Same. I would be fucking mortified. Yeah, no, I'd be terrified. But this person, clearly not. Some people would see it as a bit of a flex, I would have thought. Have I ever told you about the time in our old house when like the people were clapping?
Starting point is 00:19:50 Yeah. Yeah. Was that the people below you hitting the roof? Huh? With the broom? No. What? Who were the people clapping?
Starting point is 00:19:59 No, so we, you know like at the end of a concert and everyone's clapping because it's the end and then maybe if there's an encore, so you'd be like, yeah, wow, great concert. And then maybe if there was an encore, you'd say, wow, yeah, great concert again. Yeah. So at the end of the concert.
Starting point is 00:20:23 Who was, were you performing? You were on the cello? At the end of the concert. Who was, were you performing? You were on the cello? At the end of the concert, someone. I'm just trying to say, I'm just trying to figure out, are you the audience or are you the performer? I say that I'm the audience and I've gone, wow, yay, great. Yeah. And then there's been an encore and I've gone, wow, yeah, great, again.
Starting point is 00:20:43 And then after that, we heard all this clapping from outside and it was the people on the balcony opposite us. Just clapping the encore. Giving a round of applause. Yeah. And I was mortified. I was so fucking embarrassed. And then they threw a packet of the contraceptive pill
Starting point is 00:21:07 onto our balcony. They did not. They did not. Yep, they did. I actually spoke to those neighbours. You know what they said? What? I think Liana is not the only one who loves to yodel.
Starting point is 00:21:22 This is what they could hear from across the room. Are they Swiss? I love your chocolate. Oh, he's from Tomarone family. Makes sense. Got some feedback from Karen's Diner. Now, there's a full bonus episode on Patreon that we recorded after we left Karen's Diner.
Starting point is 00:21:43 It's basically one of those restaurants where the staff are mean to you. Yeah. Great food, terrible service. On purpose. On purpose. Yeah. Just to give you an indication of what it's like, when I turned up, I walked in the door and I was like, hi, my name is Ryan.
Starting point is 00:21:56 I've got a booking. And she just looks me up and down and went, what the fuck do you want? It was pretty intimidating. Yeah, right from the word go. And we took a few tapas with us. so there was a group of six of us, so Ryan and I and some emotional support tapas. Emotional support tapas. I actually booked for seven and there was six of us.
Starting point is 00:22:14 And she goes, oh, even your own fucking friends don't like you. So I was on the back foot. Now, there's a whole episode about it, but one of the most controversial moments was when Taylor, it was revealed that she was a vegan and the waitress just went, oh, okay. Then went and got a microphone and announced to the whole restaurant that we've got a fucking vegan and made everyone boo. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:39 And Tony, you were sitting next to her. You and Taylor were like mates, like holding on to each other, taking care of each other. And at your time to support her, were were sitting next to her. You and Taylor were like mates, like holding on to each other, taking care of each other. And at your time to support her, were you either going to A, stick up for her or B, boo her to her face? So let me walk you through my mental anguish. So everyone started booing. I looked at Taylor and the look on her face, like she was beside herself
Starting point is 00:23:04 and like a bit embarrassed, like laughing but a bit embarrassed. Yeah. I went to go, oh, it's okay. As I've done that, I've looked at the restaurant of people booing and then got self-conscious, didn't also want to get booed, so I started to boo as well. You booed her.
Starting point is 00:23:22 Because you were booing? You were booing. I've checked the tape because I didn't think I booed. I thought you were just booing her to her face. To be fair, you guys were next to each other and you were literally in her face. Yeah. But let's have a listen to the tape and see who's doing the most booing.
Starting point is 00:23:38 All right, let's go. Three, two, one. Boo! I'm sorry for booing. I had to. She sounds funny. It was me. I made a joke.
Starting point is 00:23:55 You're like a fucking cow. Boo! I thought I was an impartial person there. Mate. The tape has been checked. You're leading the boos. You're Boo Patrol. Boo Patrol. Boo Patrol.
Starting point is 00:24:06 Sorry about that. Sorry, Taylor, but, I mean, it was actually a great experience. Like, I hated it, but if that was what you were into, and I think if you were a bit tiddly, you'd really like it. Well, the people on our table were trying to get drunk, and because the wait staff and service was so awful, they were being slow with the drinks, and that was becoming a bit of a being slow with the drinks and that was becoming
Starting point is 00:24:25 a bit of a debacle. Yeah, and they were like, it takes so fucking long to get drunk here. Yeah. And I looked around the corner and there's like three of the waitresses are just like sitting on the ground. I was like, I get that it's part of it. But also, hey. I'd love a cocktail.
Starting point is 00:24:38 I'd love a cocktail here. Last week, Torb said, Tony, Torb's your boyfriend, said I'm going to rock your world. Yeah. I've got something that's going to change our lives. And what was it? It was an electric fabric shaver for getting like peeling balls off your clothes. And we poo-pooed it and said, that's not going to rock your world.
Starting point is 00:24:59 That's not going to change our lives. Not in the way that I'd hoped. No. He's really oversold that. Yeah. And we kind of, would it be fair to say we maybe made fun of? Yeah. Made fun of it?
Starting point is 00:25:09 Yeah. Well, Zachary Aaron has entered the group chat, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, hello, Zachary. Tony and Ryan laughing at Torbs' enthusiasm for a fabric shaver. I bought a fabric shaver years ago and I can confirm that it did in fact change my life and it did in fact rock my world. Oh, good for you, Zachary. Couches that always felt like crumbs were on it felt clean again.
Starting point is 00:25:36 Sheets that were a bit scratchy are now warm and inviting. Underwear that chafed more than going commando on a humid summer day were suddenly smooth as I glid my thighs into them once more. Is this guy working for fucking Big Fabric Shaver? He should be if he's not. Tell me what other $5 item can rekindle a life experience and a textile wonder world. I'll wait, says Zachary Aaron.
Starting point is 00:26:05 That's his feedback. God, well, it's turned me on. I'm ready. I'm happy about it again. We always finish an episode with things you love to see. What do you love to see? This got brought up in our Facebook group this week, but I'd already written it down as a you love to see it,
Starting point is 00:26:21 and I can't not talk about it because it's so fucking cute. Last week we got a new Prime Minister in Australia, Anthony Albanese. We're all a big fan. He signed his dog up to Twitter. Yeah, yep. The Twitter handle is Toto Albanese, Australia's first dog. And they've posted this photo of our PM with his gorgeous little dog
Starting point is 00:26:48 and said, hello, Australia. Dad thought it'd be a furry good idea to get me a Twitter account, so here I am. Woof. And that is the Prime Minister's dog, Toto. And I just thought, you do love to see it. That's fun. That do love to see that. That's a bit of fun.
Starting point is 00:27:06 It is a bit of fun. I like having fun. Yeah. And I just thought that that was so fucking sweet. Did you see the follow-up, though? The follow-up of that tweet? No, what was it? So, we both followed Toto.
Starting point is 00:27:19 Oh, yeah, that's what I said. It got brought up in the... And then someone shamed us. Yeah. They're like, oh, I thought you were so busy. Mate, the dog is cute. But also, it's research. It's like me watching 90 Day Fiancé.
Starting point is 00:27:32 It's for the gold cast. I thought the fact that she came at that topic with negativity. Outrageous. Sorry that she doesn't want to have fun. What have you loved? Sorry, that kind of took a dark turn, didn't it? What have you loved to see this week, today? This is sort of embarrassing.
Starting point is 00:27:50 Oh. Since we started talking about the fabric shaver. Yeah. I got a video that came up on TikTok that was someone using the fabric shaver. And you know how there's also like those lint wands? Yeah. And they're like, oh, see, this is like the dog shaver. And you know how there's also like those lint wands? Yeah. And they're like, oh, see, this is like the dog's mattress. It's covered in hair and they're like.
Starting point is 00:28:10 Yeah. And it's so mesmerizing to watch. Yeah, it is. That TikTok, Instagram, they've all got together and compared notes and they've gone, Ryan John Don loves this shit. Yeah. Give it to him. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:23 And that's all I've been doing for days. Have you bought one? Mate, I've ordered a dog one and a clothing one, and then there's like a blanket brush. Nice. Honestly, like I took the piss out of Torbs last week, but now I've seen it in action. It's fucking, it's pretty good.
Starting point is 00:28:39 Old like shitty jumpers that were just like from Kmart or bought from the op shop or whatever that are covered in pill balls. They're Prada now. Brand new. Yeah, you'd honestly think it was Balenciaga. And this is what I love to see. You know how people get a bit funny about big data? And they're like, oh, I don't want Facebook knowing my information.
Starting point is 00:28:57 Big sponsored ad. Yeah. I like that they know what I like. Yeah, and we just aren't that predictable. We just are that predictable. We think we're so individual, but we're not. Oh, Ryan, here's a basic pitch. Just hit him up with some golf TikTok and then follow it up with some trick shots
Starting point is 00:29:12 and now put in a little D-balling, link rolling, something, something. And you've talked about all three of those on the podcast. So thanks for the content. Dada me up, bro. You love to say that? Yeah. Keep putting it on my phone. Track meow ads.
Starting point is 00:29:27 All right, tomorrow, things you can say at the basketball and also in the bedroom. Love you. Meow. Basket meow. Love you, bye.

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