Toni and Ryan - Videos Games and in the Bedroom

Episode Date: September 26, 2022

Things you can say while playing video games and also in the bedroom - and whether getting hot and heavy for your partner in a certain situation is common. Love ya!! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Tony and Ryan. Hello. I am the butter to Tony's bread, the vice captain of the ship. The Ryan of the Ryan and Tony and the Tony and the Ryan and the Tony. And we are calling Tyler in Ohio. Oh, we'll say Ohio. Hello? Taylor.

Is this Tony and Ryan? Hi, yes it is. It is. Taylor, we approve this podcast. Oh my God, you're fucking kidding me right now. Hello? Taylor. Is this Tony and Ryan? Hi. Yes, it is. Taylor, we approve this podcast. Oh, my God. You're fucking kidding me right now. Oh, my. Didn't you book this in?

Oh, sorry. Yes, I did. Oh, my God. Sorry. No, don't apologize, but would you mind approving the podcast? Absolutely. Yeah. I'm a little drunk, sorry.

Thank you so much. It's Tyler from Ohio and I approve this podcast. All right, coming up today, Vulnerable Tony. Vulnerable Tony. I like that. I mean, vulnerable Tony. Vulnerable Tony. I like that. I mean, every day is vulnerable, Tony. But you've shared something publicly that would you say, I think like everything vulnerable, if people are with you

and understand, we'll all felt heard. But if everyone goes, no, I've not experienced that, you might have an egg on your face. Exactly. And so I was like I'm taking a leap of faith here bringing this up publicly, hoping that everybody's on the same side and a bit of a mixed bag, I'd say. Yeah, so if you're in a relationship, you might want to hear this. Because you might want to try this because it's going to turn up the heat

on your relationship. Has the heat been turned? Maybe. Stick around, folks. Find out. Hook you through. But first, this is things you can say gaming and also in the bedroom. If you hit the X button like a heap of times, I reckon that'll do it.

I actually don't have a great technique. I just smash the buttons and hope something comes of it. I think we might have slept together before. Seems familiar. I got someone to do that. Oh, my God, I can't believe you cheated. I got the codes. Is that a video game reference?

Yep. Cheat code, yeah. I feel like a lot of games now are like shoot-em-up games where you're in a team and you're cruising around. Is that right? Mate. You don't know either? I don't know.

Oh, I thought, doesn't Torbs do this shit? Do you know? Yeah, but I don't fucking know. Okay. He doesn't listen to his podcast. I don't know either? I don't know. Oh, I thought, doesn't Torbs do this shit? Do you know? Yeah, but I don't fucking know. Okay. He doesn't listen to this podcast. I don't know what he does. It's, you know. Boom!

Right in the face. Oh, I love it when you just fucking shoot it. We're supposed to be a team, but every mission I end up just going solo. Could you for once just wait for me to come first? Oh, can you wear a condom? I don't want to respawn. That's a gaming term. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. What, put a condom on? Is that a gaming term? I don't think any gamers ever heard that before. And gamers wouldn't need condoms because they obviously don't have sex. Not working, huh? Have you considered pulling it out, blowing on it and putting it back in?

The old Game Boy cartridges. Hang on, let me have a look. There you go. I find that sometimes if it's, you know, not working, you do need to blow on it a bit. Yeah. Yeah. Just give it a blow.

Warm it up. Give it a blow job. She'll be right. Get the dust off. Probably been a while. Oh, I can see why you're not getting it. Do you want to aim like a centimetre higher? It is a bit hard if you haven't done it before.

Even if you have done it before, sometimes you just readjust. Yeah, significantly better impact if you hit just a bit higher there. Yeah, it might just be that you're shooting at the wrong spot, if you know what I'm saying. This is when you're playing like a shoot-'em-up. Yeah. Oh, it must be a Friday night because I'm copping it from behind. It's a special treat, only a Friday night.

This is for after you played Guitar Hero. Great. Oh, you rock. Your finger skills were immaculate. Right on the beat. You didn't miss one. Now this is from Tennille who sent this joke through and I need to give a shout out because it's just,

she's fucking nailed this. Yep. to Neil who sent this joke through and I need to give a shout out because it's just, she's fucking nailed this. I actually don't mind doing it solo, but when I do I stream it because I can earn money that way. That is

fucking so funny. Thank you to Neil. Oh, good on you to Neil. Do you want to come around and, like, play with my wee? Wee? Okay, as a non-gamer, wee is, like, the one video game I've played a lot of. And now it's ruined. Never will I bowl again.

My tennis career is over. My golf swing ruined. I love the boxing. Ooh, you're going to need to hold on to that with both hands. Considering what I've done to you, how are you not dead? Yeah. Yep. Wow.

Wow. Wow, wow, wow. Oh, fuck. Sorry, I've got... Yeah, Mum. Oh, dinner's ready? Okay, can we just hit save and I'll come back later? It's online. You can't pause it.

It's live. I started doing this for pleasure, but I actually think I could make a career out of it. It's good when your hobbies turn into a job. Yeah. When you make money from your passion. How good? You never work a day in your life.

How's work? Do what you love. Love what you do. How's work? I'm fucked. I'm getting ploughed every day. I was destroyed today for work. You get home from work and your husband's like, oh, sweetie, do you want?

And she's like, I've seen about 10 cocks today. I could not handle another one. My boyfriend actually loves when we do this on the couch together. Oh. It's cute, isn't it? Bonding time. Yeah, and a bit different. I actually can't go all night tonight,

but I do have time for a little quick one. Oh. Oh, that needs fresh batteries. Fresh batteries. I'm just going to go down the store and get a couple of monster energy drink because I'm going all night. Fuel that monster. Do you really need another turn? Can't I have a go?

I drive all the way down here. I've never experienced this because I was an only child, but apparently that conversation very common amongst siblings. Yes. Can I have a go? It's my turn. You died. When people start putting an A on the end of words that don't have an A,

that's when you know shit's fucked. Yeah, and it's funny that you know that because you don't have siblings. Yeah. Like, so I have three siblings. Yeah. So, like, there's a lot of that in my house. Like, no, you already had a turn. Mama.

This is when you're doing a multiplayer game. Okay. And you're on a team. Tony, please don't die. I'm about to come. A lot of death chat today for me. Yeah, yeah. It's dark.

But I would be into playing multiplayer if, like, it's on the table. Oh, does anyone else want to join? Sometimes you can play online with people you've never met. It's the best kind. And then when you're finished, see you later. No clean up. I mean. Oh, well, for them.

Should I smash that Xbox or should we both dine out with a Nintendo 69? And we've been going all day, so here we starving. Who's ready for a feed? Is that unnecessary? No. You like that? Yeah. Interesting.

Sorry. Don't be. Show me your console. I'll play with your joystick. It's bringing me a lot of joy, that's for sure. It's Tyler from Ohio, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. If you're interested in checking it out, you're most welcome.

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No. Patreon.com slash Tony and Ryan. There you go. Every time. But the link is in our show notes. So considering we don't know it off by heart, maybe you could just click there. But the people that have managed to find it. That was a bit aggressive, actually.

For me? Yeah. Sorry. Oh, you just go find it and click it yourself. It's in the show notes. It's literally right there. Do people read those? I hope so.

I put a lot of effort into them. No, you do. They're great. Why am I being an arsehole? I don't know. I'm sorry. That's okay. Gabrielle Svensson. I'm jealous that there's someone in your life

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And Keith Coinpots. Thank you so much for being part of the Patreon. Thanks, Keith. Can't believe you managed to fucking find it. Maybe they just clicked to the link in the show notes. May as well call it the G-Spot because I have no idea. I'm sorry, everyone. I'm sorry.

It couldn't be simpler, mate. I make it so easy for you. I give you all the information that you need and you still can't find it. I'm going to attempt to explain a hilarious visual gag on an audio medium and it is not going to work. Okay. Strap in everyone. Yep.

Sit down if you're not already. I fucking backed this in, haven't I? In the UK, there is a cathedral. Yep. And it's at the top of an oval. Yep. An oval-shaped road. Yep.

And in the middle of the oval-shaped road is like a bit of like a hole and the cathedral is like just above the hole. Yep. Is this a euphemism or they're actually? It's a real place. It's a photo. Because you know how like in London, like the small little streets and laneways and stuff.

Yep. And there's like a little park down the middle. Like a nature strip. Kind of. Yeah. Fuck, this is so hard. I wish you could say it, but I back this in. And it said, boys will – I can't remember what it said.

Oh, my God. This is the opposite of better, okay? Oh, no. It's not right there, but it's fucking. Basically, the cathedral is where, like, the good spot is. And it was like, blokes say they can't find the cathedral. I'm going to have to find this, aren't I? I don't think you do.

I think it's fine. I think we're all fine without it. Just take the loss and move on? Yeah. Cut the L. See you later. Don't throw good money at bad. Juice not worth a squeeze. Open door policy. I'm so embarrassed. I move on. Yeah. Cut the L. See you later. Don't throw good money at bad. Juice not worth a squeeze.

Open door policy. I'm so embarrassed. I would be. That was shocking. But I saw this thing. I've said some fucking terrible shit on this podcast and that was worse. But when you see it, it's hilarious. It sounds so funny.

Thank you for supporting me. Sounds really funny. Yeah, it is. Thank you. I'm glad I brought it to the table. Do you have anything else that you wanted to bring up? No, I reckon we should just go with what we planned. No, you've got anything else.

No, no, I reckon you go. Anything else in the tank, mate, that you wanted to? I mean, open door policy. Say whatever you want. We've got, there's no bar. It's cowboy world here, mate. You can do whatever you like. No, no, I reckon you go.

So inside the Patreon, if you can manage to find it somehow in the cowboy world of the internet and the show notes, I write a blog every week. Yeah, from the desk of Dr. Tony Lodge. Oh, there's a fly. Oh, my God. Did you see that? I can't believe you trying to find a fly is still more entertaining

than my story. Visually, I mean. Anyway, so each week I write a blog from the desk of Dr. Tony Lodge. I'm not a doctor, disclaimer. But this week, of course, the talk of the town, the buzz of the podcast, is that I have just rehomed a gorgeous little puppy named Pippa. She's gorgeous. She's nine months old and Torbs and I are now parents.

So what I obviously want to talk about is that. Anything to do with Pippa forever? Well, yeah, I mean, I'm Pippa Central at the moment. But I explained this in the blog and I talked about how as soon as we got home, Torbs was straight in there with mum chat. As in? So he was like, what's mum got? And like, go to mum.

So he's referring to Pippa. Like talking to Pippa. Referring to you as mum. To me. And are you getting a bit of, oh, to Pippa, referring to you as mum. To me. And are you getting a bit of, oh, dad's over there, give dad a hug? Well, it didn't feel natural to me, so I didn't really say it at first. Okay. Because I was like, oh, is that, is it weird?

And we've asked in Facebook and Patreon about pet owners referring to themselves as mum or dad. As mum and dad. Overwhelmingly, the response is people saying yes, 100% normal. Matt Gleeson said normal. I will fight anyone who disagrees. All right. Matt, no one's asking for an argument here, okay?

I'm not going to fight, Matt. We trust you, mate. I'm with you. We get it. And Renan from Japan, who we've spoken to before, Renan says totally normal. I have a nine-year-old cat and a one-year-old dog, and to me I love them as much as my three kids,

and the same goes for my wife. So they're mum and dad to their kids and their cat and their dog. So very normal, and across many different continents. Yeah. It's a global normal. And you go with mum and dad. Mum and dad for BJ the dog, and then my mum is Yaya. She's the grandma.

Which is very sweet. Of BJ. So have you dropped a dad yet? Yeah. Oh, I had to feel that first one. Really good. Why is that? It's just like because it was just like, oh, my God.

Like, yeah, that's because I feel like Pippa has her own personality. And so she's like finding her way into our family. And we're getting really comfortable now. Like, so we're like over a week in. And she's settled in like nothing else. It's like she was never there. It's like she was always there. Sorry.

Oh, my God. You're like, are you feeding this dog? It's like she was never there. Yeah, we took her for a walk and left her out. It's like she's never there. That's because she's still gone. She's so quiet. She's run away.

And so I was like, oh, like, go to Dad or like, oh, what's Dad got or whatever. And I, like, really liked it. Anyway, so we've fully gotten into the mum and dad thing. And it's also the other thing that I did want to out myself with as a smaller side is like the mum voice. Pippa! Pippa! Such a good girl! Pippa!

You know how you kind of do that voice? That makes me sick. You do that with BJ. Absolutely I do not. Yes, you do because you go, he just wants to see his dad. That's how you talk to BJ. The way that you say dad to BJ. That's just how I pronounce the word dad.

But admit it, you have a voice that you speak to BJ. There's a softness and a difference in your voice when you talk to and about BJ. But I don't baby talk him. I'm not baby talking her. I'm doing a sweet voice that's going to entice her. God, I sound like an old witch with a candy house. No, I mean like. Finally you've admitted it.

But like. Hope that goes in a podcast review. She sounds like an old witch in a candy house. Like I'm enticing people into my home. No, but like, you know how you just kind of do that like cute little voice. Yeah, I mean, I get it. And even hearing you say that, I'm how you just kind of do that like cute little voice? Yeah, I mean, I get it. And even hearing you say that, I'm like, yeah.

You do that. It feels natural coming from you. And so the other day, we've kind of just like fallen into this place where that's how we talk to Pippa. And the other day we had to drop Pippa off to be spayed so that she can't breed and she won't go through puberty and all of that. And we dropped her off and in the car on the way home, Torbs is like, so my boyfriend, he's like, oh, this is where Pippa and I went for a walk the other day

while you were at work. And I went, did you? You did the voice to Torbs. And Pippa wasn't even in the car because she was at the vet. So it's the first time she hasn't been with us the whole time we've had her. So hang on, this is not your mum voice. This is just who you are now. I've just turned into this person.

I knew this would change you. So he goes, oh, so this is where we walked the other day. And I went, did you? And he went, what? And I went, oh, sorry, I'm in like dog other day. And I went, did you? And he went, what? And I went, oh, sorry, I'm in like dog mode. And he was like, yeah. And I went, did you? And he was like, yeah, up to the school and like back around the thing.

And I was like, oh, sick. And then I was like, my normal voice is pretty boring, eh? Has Torb's got a dog voice? Yeah, he does. He does? Yeah, and he goes like, go to mum. So it's just a little bit softer, a little bit more high-pitched. Not like mine.

He's like, people, gorgeous girl, what a clever girl. Now when people hear their partner speaking in this kind of way, it can do one of two things. One, it kind of, it's a bit childish, it's a bit weird, it's a bit high-pitched. But then other people are like, nah, I've seen a side and I'm feeling it. So which are you? I'm getting hot for Torb's being in dad mode.

Really? Yeah. So this is where the vulnerability comes in. Okay. I didn't know how people were going to respond because it's like I'm turned on by like the emotional intimacy of like seeing Torb's like in dad mode because it's like a different side of it. Like obviously he's very protective like of me and he looks after me and stuff,

but like seeing him with somebody and like us talking about like organising, like taking her to the vet or being like, oh, like I'll feed Pip this morning because you're going for a run or fucking whatever, you know, all that shit. So it's like a really different part of our relationship that we've never had before. Yeah. And it's fucking doing it for me.

Really? Yes. So is it the like, I don't want to say like being a man and responsible. The protector thing, I guess. I'm like when we dropped her off at the vet, like Torb's like, he like teared up and his eyes like went all glassy. So you'd known each other for two days and you had to drop her off someplace and you both took the day off work to drive her down together

to a place how many metres from your house? Probably about a kilometre, not even. Three-minute drive? Yeah. And you both took the day off work to drive her down there and he cried when you dropped her off. Yeah. And I just was like, fuck, you love her and you love me and we're a family

and I just got hot for him. Like I just, but is this normal? Have you, like you've got a, you're abhorrent. Like have you got like a story, like did that happen to you with Bridget, like seeing Bridget like that, like or did she have that about you? Do you feel like it changed the dynamic a bit of your relationship? I think you guys sound like a team. Whereas at our house, I would say it's almost competitive

about who BJ loves more. So me and BJ are really tight. During the pandemic and lockdowns, Bridget had to go to work. So it was just me and BJ at home. And that's when like we really brought up. Yeah, nice. And so now if we're like on the couch, he'll come and like sit next to me. And Bridget doesn't like that.

Yeah. She has said the words because she's the one that actually like got in from the rescue. Yeah. And she's like, I came and took you from a life that you didn't want. And you're going to hang on. I'd lay that down as well. Also in the bed, me and BJ have one side and Bridget has the other. So me and Bron like cuddle up each night and Bridget's like, no, I do my space.

I'm like, okay. But, and I think over time, BJ now knows who the favorite is. Yeah. And so it's a bit more like competitive rather than a loving thing. Although she does love, because she was like, are you a dog guy before we got the dog? And I was like, yep. And she's like, yeah, but like everyone says that.

And then when she sees me like BJ asleep on my head, she's like, no, he really is a dog guy. And I think she likes that a little bit. Yeah, it's just like, but you don't think it's weird, right? No, but here's the question. Well, I don't know. I can see the, like Bridget sees me with Beige and goes, oh, if we have kids, like I can see, I can see how you can be a great dad because

of what you do for him. And I think there's that bit, but in terms of actually being like, hey, that face you just pulled and being barred up for it, maybe not. But here's the question I have for you, Tony Lodge. Yeah. You'd had the dog for about a week or so before it had to get spayed, how do I say? Mm-hmm. You go to drop him off at the vet. Yeah.

A little sweetheart. Yeah. Torb's tears up a little bit. Yeah. You're also tearing up a little bit, but you're seeing Torb's tear up, so you're a bit like, fuck it, this is a bit of me. Yeah. Then they send you home and they go, we'll call you when the operation's done. Yeah.

Now, a lot of new parents will appreciate this. Oh my God. I already know the answer. This is fucked. That when you have children, human or otherwise, sometimes you don't get the house to yourself that often. You've got to take a chance while you've got it. Yeah.

And I'm guessing you guys have been pretty preoccupied and every waking hour has been focused on Pippa. Yeah, absolutely, yeah. So you're all barred up. You drop Pippa off. You're feeling torbs and you're seeing how good this is. You get home to an empty apartment. Yeah.

We were both beside ourselves with worry, so no. We didn't. Are you sure? We didn't. Don't. No, because I was like, fuck, we're on here. No, I did. I thought I was like, nice, like she's not here,

we don't have to worry about it, like she's being taken care of. And you're. And I was. You're all wrapped up. I was kind of ready to go. Yeah. And we get home and he's like, the house smells like her. Oh, my God.

He's in love with her. You can be in love with her and still not be. You guys. Like we've fully like drunk the Pippa Kool-Aid. It sounds like it. Yeah, because I was like, we're fucking on here. Like I'm getting lucky today. And both of us, we were both really worried and we both were just like,

oh, I just want to know what happened. Has it impacted your sex life? We have not done it since we've had Pippa. So we've had just shy of a week when we're recording this. So, like, yeah. Okay. I'm a new mum, you know, so I understand. But it was good to know, though, that I'm actually not alone

because Hayley Noodle chimed in. The big noob. And she commented saying, as a parent to a human child, my fiancé is way more attracted to me now he's a dad compared to before and he says it's the same for him. It's weird how our brains work because I guess it's like your lizard brain being like you are like we mated and you're looking after our offspring. So since Hayley's had the kid, now the dad's like even more into her.

Yeah, both of them have found each other way more attractive. Really? It's like the emotional intimacy is like fucking turns you on. And Bethany Heideman said the same thing. Super normal to feel hot for your significant other watching them with your little love. As new parents, when I see my husband with my son and they're being super cute and playing or whatever,

oh, fuck me right here. That is what she wrote in the comment. Yeah. Now, were you relieved to read this? I was because I was like, people are going to think I'm a freak. But it's just this whole new side, isn't it? It's a whole new world. How do you think Hayley and Bethany will feel?

And here's like, I don't want to say a word of warning. That's not what this is. Oh, you're going to say because they have human children. That's really unfair. Please don't put words in my mouth. Is that what you were going to say? What I was going to say and will say is you look beautiful today. Thank you.

I really appreciate that. Because I would never call anything out. I really appreciate that. Because I would never call anything out. And I don't think anyone with human children would feel that you having a dog is any different in terms of the commitment and how hard it is. Good. Emotionally and physically. I don't think anyone would question that. Yeah, great.

Because Pippa's my baby. Yep. And I love her. Yep. Yeah. Because Pippa's my baby. Yep. And I love her.

Yep. Yeah. But I appreciated that the people, the parents of the human children, came to my defence. Yeah. You know? Oh, parents stick together. Parents stick together.

Yeah, just three mums hanging out. Bethany and Hayley and any other tarpa start like a tarpa's mums group. Oh, I do like that. It'd be good to hear advice from other women going through the same thing. Oh, I just love her so much. Fucking hell. I love her too. Yeah, she's such a little sweetie. But, oh, yeah, I hope no one's taking that the wrong way.

Well, they probably are. Things you love to see. Humans of New York. Do you love Humans in New York? I love Humans in New York. I actually just read a great one this morning. What was it? About this guy who had a really traumatic childhood.

Yeah, the bodybuilder? Yeah. I read that as well. Yeah. And that he, instead of turning to drugs or whatever to numb his pain, he started working out in the gym. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, such an amazing story.

A beautiful story. So I saw this one and I've seen similar vibes before, but it was just a great reminder. It was just like these two best friends sitting on the park bench. Like us. Just like us. In fact, this sums up any great friendship, I think. And tell me if this sums up the two of us hanging out together, Tony.

You didn't just correct me when I said best friends. You said couple of best friends and I said like us and you said yeah. Are we official? No. You're turned on by me being a mum! No! No! Yes! It's a real thing!

I knew it. It's the motherly glow. It's actually the opposite that I feel. It's the motherly glow. It's actually the opposite that I feel. It's the opposite of worse. It's better. I feel I now have to compete with more people for your love and attention. So you're loving Pippa and I'm like, well, I've got to get in there. No, well, I like that.

Keep you coming, if you know what I mean. Apparently. Couple of best friends. Just making it, keeping it coming. It's nice to find someone who doesn't judge you, but you can judge other people with. Oh, yep. And I mean, we all can sit around on our high horses and be like, oh yeah, I don't like to judge everyone else.

That's not, I just, everyone loves judging other people. Fucking, if you think you don't, shut the fuck up. It's just nice to find someone who doesn't judge you that you can judge other people with together. And isn't that just fucking poetry right there? It really is. Have you seen that meme that's like, it might be a TikTok and it's like when you sit with your best friend

and bitch about someone or something for two hours and then at the end you go, but who am I to judge? No offence. Nothing personal. Exactly. It's like saying who am I to judge negates all of the stuff that you've said. I thought that was tough.

Well, you are you to judge for the last two hours. Because that's what you've been doing. But just a good reminder from Humans New York and that was two good friends sitting on the park benches watching people go past going, look at this cockhead. Oh, I love that. Same. I do really like that.

I really like that. I wonder how many people have watched me walk past with their best mate and gone, what a cockhead. Yeah. I love the thought that I've brought people together. I think we brought a few people together at the cafe this morning when we got coffees before the show. We got a few people looked at us and went, look at those cockheads.

We got hot-girled at the cafe, didn't we? Yeah, there was hot girls and we were just rolled in looking like shit and they just looked at us. And they pushed us out of the way and, yeah, we did. We got Lulu Lemoned at the cafe this morning. Are we now, because we're like a bit older than them, have we grown out of the age where there's like... Speak for yourself, Sonny Jim. I don't think I bit older than them. Have we grown out of the age where there's like... Speak for yourself, Sunny Jim.

I don't think I was older than them. I definitely felt like the young, hot Lululemon girls were like, look at these old, gross people. Did you feel that? Yeah, I could feel them going, she's a mum. How long is this going to last for? How long does a Frenchie live? How long does a basis drink?

I think it's more how long is the honeymoon period. Not that we're ever going to not love them, but I feel like we can get back to regular programming. Yeah, maybe give me a couple of weeks, I reckon. A couple of weeks? Yeah, I reckon, and then the novelty will have worn off. I'm joking, I'm actually totally then the novelty will have worn off. I'm joking. I'm actually totally joking.

Don't let her hear that. I have a love to see it. Please. This tweet that I saw. You know how sometimes, and especially lately, bad news clogs up your newsfeed, right? And you're saying everything is bad, everything's awful, and it's just fucking depressing. It is. I saw this tweet from HeatherDino09 and she said,

bit of a timeline cleanse. I'd like to start off with a Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon thread. How good are they? Because you know how that thing that like everyone's six people away from Kevin Bacon. Every actor is six other actors away from starring with Kevin Bacon. Well, so there's like a website where you can type in any actor and it will figure it out.

But apparently this is people doing their personal Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. Well, apparently, so there's like a website where you can type in any actor and it will figure it out. But apparently, like, this is people doing their personal six degrees of Kevin Bacon. Oh, great. So this person in particular said, I went to school with Matt Rapley, who was on Canadian Idol with Carly Rae Jepsen, who had Tom Hanks in her music video, and Tom

Hanks was in Apollo 13 with Kevin Bacon. There you have it, folks. So that's from this girl, Heather. Yeah. That's done it. So it's got like 13,000 likes at the time when I read this, and it's just a thread full of people being like, my personal six degrees of Kevin Bacon.

What's your six degrees of Kevin Bacon? I don't know. But I guess if Tom Hanks is one, I'm friends with Lauren Phillips, who's very good friends with Matt Damon, who has definitely been in something with Tom Hanks.

And then that would lead me to Kevin Bacon, I think. It just occurred to me that Lauren Phillips connects me to lots of people. Should we do three degrees of Lauren Phillips? Yeah, that would be easier. I reckon we could make a website about Lauren rather than about fucking Kevin Bacon.

Because she connects me to lots of people. Because of Lauren, I have two degrees of Chris Hemsworth. How do you feel about that? I love it. It makes me feel penetrated from here. You really need to get laid. Mum's gone wild. It's been a week.

But I thought you loved to see that. I'll share the thread. I do love to see that. Because it was just like a nice little refresher. Should we do a Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon post in the Facebook group? Oh, and see if people can figure out if they've got one? Yeah. Especially Americans, I reckon. Because've read one and it was like,

I went to school with Anna Faris. And I was like, what? Yeah. That sounds crazy to me. That is crazy. Thinking about having been to school with Anna Faris. I love Anna Faris. It was a scary movie.

Yes. And again, maybe the age I was when it came out, but I just thought that was the greatest. Yeah. She's good. She's quirky. Oh, that's not a compliment. The other day, oh my God, I was getting in the lift to come to work to meet you. And I had my scooter and this chick looks at me and she's like, oh, you look really familiar. And I was like, oh, I live here. I live in the same building as you, babe. So maybe you've seen me before. She's like, no, that's not it. And I was like, oh, I have a podcast. She's like, no, that's not it. And I was like, oh, I have a podcast. She's like, no, that's not it.

And I was like, okay. And then the lift like dings and as the doors open, she goes, oh, adult on a scooter, quirky, and walks out. What the, who the fuck is this bitch? What level did you come from? Mine. I'm going to knock on every door in your apartment. You're like, who is judging my friend, Tony Lodge?

I'll stick up for you. I'm pretty sure that's what she said. Yeah, she was like, I'm not trying to be quirky. I'm fucking trying to get from A to B, mate. Say quirky again in the way she said it. Quirky. Fuck that bitch. With the head tilt as well.

Yeah, no, that's not for me. It wasn't for me either. I was rattled. And it was just after I'd fallen off my scooter. So, you know, I was feeling upset. You've had a rough... It's been for me either. I was rattled. And it was just after I'd fallen off my scooter. So, you know, I was feeling upset. You've had a rough... It's been a big week. Anyway, thank you so much for listening.

Tomorrow, we haven't written anything down yet. I know what tomorrow is. What is it? The return of Audio Queen. Return of the Queen. One second. Return of the Queen. Return of the Queen.

For those playing along at home, we've rested it and anything to do with the word Queen just for a few weeks. Yes. But guess what? She's back. You go and do what you need to do. Oh. And we'll see you tomorrow.

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