Toni and Ryan - WARNING: The Most NSFW Episode Yet

Episode Date: October 29, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome to the Tony Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge. We're calling Megan who's in Florida. Hot in Florida. Isn't it? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:00:13 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe not right now, but. Depends where. Florida is like the size of three Australia's. Is it? Probably not, but it's big. Like there's different Florida's. Crocodiles or Gators. Go Gators!
Starting point is 00:00:28 Hello? Hi Megan! Hello? Hello. Oh my! Can you confirm, is it hot today where you are in Florida? It was 82, so actually not too bad. Okay, well we live in a real country that has real ways to measure temperature.
Starting point is 00:00:46 So we don't know what that means. Um, but that seems like a number that exists. So yeah. Love that view. Generic response. Uh, you know what? It's 27 degrees Celsius. Coincidence chat Megan.
Starting point is 00:01:03 It's 27 tonight here as well. Oh, that is crazy. That is good coincidence chat. I do feel like one of our many spiritual homes is Orlando Disneyland. Okay. Um, because that's just where a lot of- I feel like that's everybody's. Yeah, but like we got a lot of stories from that specific Disney. I remember the two guys doing it in the-
Starting point is 00:01:22 In the tunnels underneath the park. No, doing more of them, yeah the tunnels underneath the park. Yeah. A few more tunnels. Yeah. Megan, what part of Florida are you in? We're in Port St. Lucy. So like what are the East side kind of South.
Starting point is 00:01:35 I've just never heard a more American name for a place. Port St. Lucy. Yeah. Yeah. Port St. Lucy, Florida. Megan, will you approve today's podcast?
Starting point is 00:01:46 Well, I'm not here to fuck spiders. Of course I will. Hi, it's Megan from Florida and I approve this podcast. Coming up today, the 44th installment of the hierarchy of communication. I love this. So the hierarchy of communication, if you're new to the show, is some types of news have to be delivered differently. Yes. For example, if it's really important, you'll probably tell them in person or call them.
Starting point is 00:02:27 If it's not so important, a text is probably fine. And my family is committed an egregious fault. Egregious? A harrowing tale of misusing the hierarchy of communication. I'd say the most important news has been communicated in the least formal way. And don't you think that sometimes an impact is not just the importance of the news, but how close the person is to you? That automatically puts it up around, I feel.
Starting point is 00:02:55 Yeah. Yeah. Wow. OK. But first, are you OK? Sorry, but are you all right? I felt a bit let down by it. Oh, mate. We're family. I'd a bit let down by it. Oh, mate. We're family. I'd never let you down by the hierarchy of communication.
Starting point is 00:03:09 You wouldn't. I actually wouldn't. You actually wouldn't. You wouldn't. I think I'm pretty good with that. I think I'm like a good, yeah. Yep. Yeah. Me, not so much. I've called for some interesting things
Starting point is 00:03:18 and interesting hours and Tony goes, fuck Ryan's call must be important. And I go, no, not really. No, but I'm better with that now. Yeah, and same. Yeah. Yeah. And same. Yeah. And same. Love ya. But first, what's the weirdest thing a guest has done in your house? I just think that that question invites many memories into your head, doesn't it?
Starting point is 00:03:40 Memories, thoughts, feelings. Yeah. And what's the first feeling that comes to you when you hear that question? So when you asked it yesterday, I thought of this story that like made me go, what the fuck? But then just then when you said it made me think of a really funny one, like people sleeping over and like fucking on our couch. Oh.
Starting point is 00:04:01 You know, like things like that. Where do we stand on that? Or is that an age thing? At what age can you not just like rail someone at a house party on a couch? It wasn't a house party though, like staying with us. And it was like three years ago. I know who it was. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:15 And so, and it's kind of like, Oh, is that OG? Well, I don't like it is, but you know, it's kind of like, Oh. But is it not, can I out them? No. Okay. But all I'll say is that redacted, redacted, Lane and Jag, redacted, redacted. They live like a kilometer away. Yeah. It was where they lived around the corner. They could have just gone home and fucked in their own house.
Starting point is 00:04:38 You know what I mean? Could you not just, oh, feel it. Yeah. Let's just fucking go home. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's just fucking go home and fuck it. Yeah. But, yeah, so I feel, but I feel like it just, it's such a great question from you. What's the weirdest thing you've ever done in your house? Cause it just, it does, it brings back so many different types of it. Cause some that are just like, what? So if can you write down for another day, fucking at other people's houses.
Starting point is 00:05:03 Cause that needs its own, dare I say it deep dive. Because yeah, I mean, would you have sex at my house? I actually kind of was flattered by it because I'm like, oh, you feel comfortable here. And like, it's like, it's kind of a nice thing. There's so much context. Yes. Agree. Like imagine, all right, imagine you're at my place and I mean, I've had sex at your house, but with the owner.
Starting point is 00:05:30 My landlord, he was gonna tell me. If I go, oh, give us 10 minutes. Me and Bridget are going to like go bath Mabel and put her to bed. You guys, you know, just keep watching the game, have a beer. We'll be back in a sec. And then we just walk back into the lounge room and you and Torbz are railing on the couch. Okay. Well, you know what, sir? You know what I'm saying? Well, no. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. So there's... And that hasn't happened. That sounds a bit like you're burying the lead a little bit. Like, maybe that happened. That did not happen. Is that what Torbz calls it? A lead?
Starting point is 00:06:01 Torbz calls it a lead. While they don't bearing the lead in my asshole. Redact that. Redacted. Redact that. Redacted. Redact that. Redacted. Um, let me read this thing.
Starting point is 00:06:24 You and I were just as run at Sophie's house the other week. And we fucked at your house. You know when you gave us the tour and you said, this is my study. And I said, I know. Cause I was studying Tony's insights from there about 10 minutes earlier. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
Starting point is 00:06:47 No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
Starting point is 00:06:54 No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
Starting point is 00:07:00 No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. I'm like, Mike. I know it's about a year ago because we're getting closer to Thanksgiving season. So Mike was in high school and his older brother was at college and he's like, I'm bringing a girl home. He's going to need a moment.
Starting point is 00:07:29 moment. Just thinking about how brazen you would have to be for you to go like, which is going to go back in 10 minutes. And that we go, oh yeah, click one. Like there's just no way that people would do that. But I reckon that it has happened. Absolutely that's happened. And I can't wait to find out what all the tapas to tell us about that because that is crazy. Here's the new question. Is it just simply what was the most brazen, like the least? Well, we can figure that out, but the question is like, that is that happening? Have people done this kind of shit?
Starting point is 00:08:02 Tony. Yes? Were you ever at an Airbnb? What's happening? Have people done this kind of shit? Tony. Yes. Were you ever at an Airbnb? You, Torbs and another couple. Ryan. Ryan. Are there? Ryan.
Starting point is 00:08:24 Ryan. And you're all in the hot tub. Ryan. And the other couple goes, oh, Ryan, we need six more beers. Let's go. Ryan. Let's go get some ice and six beers from the general store. That's 50 meters away. So they wrap themselves in a towel.
Starting point is 00:08:43 The other couple put on their jandals. Might've been New Zealand and walk 50 meters away. And in the time it takes them to walk 50 meters, Torbs goes, and Tony goes, yep. I'm sorry, but we were drunk in a hot tub. Okay. Don't apologize. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:09:08 They don't actually know that. Oh, don't they? No. Well, they got back in the water. Oh! No! No! No!
Starting point is 00:09:18 No! No! Sophie's just on her wheelie desk chair, pushed herself away from the desk. They got back in the water. We might have to redact that. No, I don't think so. And can I also leave for the desk?
Starting point is 00:09:36 No, no, actually redact that question. I stand by Tony and Torbs because you're in a hot tub drunk at an Airbnb, like, what are you going to do? Not do that? And yeah, maybe this might make it better. It might not. Maybe we can cut this out. It'd probably make it worse.
Starting point is 00:09:54 It might, but I'm just going to say it. Only I. No, I think this makes it better. Yeah, but even just, even just humble bragging that you did. That makes it heaps better. Thank you. Because like we've been drinking. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:15 I thought if I tried in that circumstance. Plus the hot water. It does now. So it wasn't like floating on the top. But it wasn't. But it wasn't like floating on the top. Do you know what I mean? But it wasn't, but it wasn't. Yeah, but now I have to imagine that. But that's not what it was. It was just, do you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:10:35 That's fine. So we weren't all just like swimming in cummies. Yeah, that's why I wanted to leave. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, but we weren't doing that. Oh, so all good then. Because that would be fucked and I have limits. That would be fucked.
Starting point is 00:10:49 There is a line. So, okay. Do we bother with the... Because now... I can't believe that you just fucking brought that up. I can't believe that you did it. I can't believe that you brought that up. I told you that as my best friend that that happened.
Starting point is 00:11:13 Is this episode still on? So anyway, the guys at college, and- I think after that, I don't know. There's no coming back from that. Do you want- Don't say coming back. All right. I'm just going to read this and you can decide.
Starting point is 00:11:26 Mike. Hi, Mike. My older brother brought a girl home last Thanksgiving. Beautiful. Um, she had a few nervous habits, including, she was a bit fidgety with labels and packaging, totally. Which is, and nervous to make the family and stuff as well. I think those nerves kind of, uh, amplified the, the fidgeting and stuff. And it's actually
Starting point is 00:11:49 really understandable. And can I just be clear here? Mike isn't actually judging the action. He just is just like, this is what happened. And they don't blame her, but it, to be honest, I think that whatever they, they could have murdered the whole family. I came in a hot tub that other people were going to get back into. So. She had really nervous habits. She'd get fidgety with the labels and the packaging and she ended up taking all the labels off all the canned goods in the pantry. Oh no. And for the next nine months, every meal was a real lottery. No one knew what anything was.
Starting point is 00:12:29 Peaches? Peas? Who knows? Every can in the pantry. Fuck, doesn't that sound like a great thing to do to your enemies? Yeah. Like, fill the label of all this shit. And that's why I was like, she wasn't being a dick. And they actually went, oh, like, you were nervous. Only good. We get it. And also meeting the family just, fuck. But Mike's like, it's actually pretty dick and they actually went, Oh, like you were nervous. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:45 We get it. But also meeting the family. Just like it's actually pretty funny. Cause they're like, that's my scream and go to put some peaches on and go. And the thing is like, if you open it, you have to go on the ice cream. That's fun. That sounds like a fun challenge. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:00 Um, no hot tubs in that story though. So, so let us know. So what's the weirdest thing you did against Tony. Yeah, okay. Okay, let's pick this up another day. Let's just take a breather, but Sophie, don't leave the room. Hi, it's Megan from Florida and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. I'm as a shout out to a few of our champion tapas.
Starting point is 00:13:36 Don't apologize to me, apologize to everyone listening. That's from both of us, not to you. That's not at you, that's from us. We are sorry that Ryan used a private story in public for his podcast. Oh. Diana Cripps, good on you Diana. Finally. Scotty D, good on you Scotty.
Starting point is 00:13:56 Jordan Montgomery, Alex Eder, Caitlin Hoare and Billy Bruso the fourth. Thank you, Billy. May Billy Bruso the fourth be with you. And if there's one thing you remember from this episode, let it be that. It's that. It's that. Um, that bad Star Wars joke. Hey, uh, this is the, this is this week's it. If you want to be a champion tarpa and get a 20, 25 tarp calendar, you got to be a champion tarpa at Patreon by Friday. And then we're shutting the door. Not available purchase.
Starting point is 00:14:28 Can't buy them later. Can't buy them later. It's not like, oh actually. Cause then they're being printed on the second cause you'll know the exact amount and they'll be shipped and they'll be ready there for December to get the new year started. So if you are a champion tarpa
Starting point is 00:14:37 or if you want to join so that you get a calendar, make sure that you update your shipping information. Get it all ready to go. Make sure that you're all ready to go. We'll ship it out for you. You'll get it. It'll be fucking gorgeous. We're going to sign them.
Starting point is 00:14:47 Gorgeous. I'm off on a fucking yeah. Um, I've written a limerick for the calendar. Love it. Lots of calendars look tired, old and bland, but the tarp calendars, they look grand. Ooh. A sexy Tony printed on card. That month you will be hard.
Starting point is 00:15:07 You'll soon have a tarp calendar in your hand. Okay. So there's been a lot of sex chat last couple of days. I regret that one. After what we've just spoken about. But I think like, are you all good? I'm all good. Cause I think like, are you all good? I'm all good.
Starting point is 00:15:26 Cause I think that you're the one that's maybe, you know? I'm taking out my own sexual frustrations on my colleagues at work. Are we colleagues? Are we not? I don't know. It doesn't sound serious enough. Like a colleague is like, if you-
Starting point is 00:15:44 Oh, this doesn't sound serious enough. No, no is like, if you- Oh, this doesn't sound serious enough. No, no, no. Like it feels like a read. Like if you went, oh, you're friends from work, we're colleagues. Do you know what I mean? Like it feels like a sh- like throwing shade a little bit. Yeah, no, I hear that. Sophie?
Starting point is 00:15:55 Business partner. See, that feels like- That's too much. Is that too hard? Yeah. Ooh. I once referred to Tony as my partner. Yeah. Yeah. Like, but I once referred to Tony as my partner.
Starting point is 00:16:06 Yeah. Yeah. Like, but I meant business partner and it just got weird. This is a little bit cringey maybe, but like a lot of the time, if I'm like talking about something that you and I are doing together, I'll be like, Oh yeah, my life partner in crime, like my little mate. Nah, yeah, that's yeah. And it is a little bit cringe, but I think it's like, it's serious, but it's not like... Yeah, no, I'm fine with that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:28 If you're new to the podcast, welcome. And sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry if this is your first day. But something I've spoken about before is the hierarchy of communication. Let me give you some examples of what would be incorrect use of communications and the hierarchy of... Is this a quiz? No. Great. Cool, of. Is this a quiz? No. Great.
Starting point is 00:16:48 Oh, I don't want a quiz. We can make it a quiz. If Bridget and I were expecting another child, which, Which no fucking way, however, I hope that's not news we'll be sharing anytime this Millennium. So you're going to say this year, I'm like, oh, the door's open. The door is firmly closed. The, how would you expect me to say this year. I'm like, oh, the door's open. The door is firmly closed. How would you expect me to tell you that? In person.
Starting point is 00:17:11 Yeah. So I just wrote here, I wouldn't send you a DM on Slack. No. Because there's a hierarchy of communication and that's right at the top, I would have thought. And when you were expecting, you did tell me in person. I let Bridget say the line. Yes, so I was working at your house the day and I was like, am I head off?
Starting point is 00:17:28 You're like, oh, actually, could we maybe a bit more stuff? And I was like, what the fuck, I want to go home? Yeah. Like I was- I was like, what was I doing when you- Like stalling. Stalling, oh stalling. And I was like, no, I have to leave.
Starting point is 00:17:41 And it was your old house in Richmond. And I was like, no, I literally have to leave. Otherwise Bridget can't park out the front. Cause you only had like one spot in the street. I was like, I have to leave. Cause if she gets home, she'll find another spot. Yeah. And mine's like, no, I think she Ubered to work today. I'm like, well then her car's out there.
Starting point is 00:17:58 Like it was just. Yeah. And then she said, oh, well yeah, I'm pregnant. Yeah. And it was a lovely moment. It was very, very exciting. Yeah. If I called you at 11 PM and said, can, well, yeah, I'm pregnant. Yeah. And it was a lovely moment. It was very, very exciting. Yeah. If I called you at 11 PM and said, can you come over right now?
Starting point is 00:18:09 I need to speak to you. Yeah. I'll get in my car. And then if you got there and I was like, I'm thinking of getting a new blender. Have you heard good things about Breville? I would be very mad, but I'd also be excited that you cared to share that with me. Okay. Okay. I think that it's, it's almost in my opinion, if I may, it can never be too high, but it
Starting point is 00:18:31 can be too low. I think that last example would be like, you could have texted. But like I've had a three hour conversation on the phone with my sister. That's been like, so what do you think about excite? I think more about the calling at 11 saying come over. The call's fine. The coming over is fine, but the time's wrong. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:51 Yeah. I get it. But yeah, it can be too low, but it can't be too high. I found out my cousin, Georgia and Luca are engaged. Oh, congratulations. Oh, that's beautiful. He's great, right? Luca is the best guy.
Starting point is 00:19:04 Great to have him in the family. What a fucking legend. He's great, right? Mika is the best guy. Great to have him in the family. What a fucking legend. That's a really nice thing to say. Well, he would really appreciate that from you. He really likes you. I found out by getting a calendar invite on Google calendar that said 3 p.m. Saturday, Georgia getting proposed to.
Starting point is 00:19:30 I asked to get adopted into a new family. Yeah. That's fucked. I actually called the adoption agency, go pick another one. I know it's been 35 years, but. 35, thank you. Um, what? No, what the fuck? So I knew before Georgia did because she was-
Starting point is 00:19:45 I would hope that she wasn't on the internet. That's what I thought. And then there was a bit of stuff in like the family group chat and I'm like, you know, our cousin George is in this, but there was like a separate group chat. And then it was like, there's like- Oh no, I don't like an offshoot group chat.
Starting point is 00:19:56 Yeah, yeah, no. That's so confusing. And I think you might've even seen, did you see this, Carol? I just saw that you were doing something on the weekend and I remember being like, what are you up to? And you were like, no, I don't know. Really?
Starting point is 00:20:06 What is that? Georgia doesn't know yet. I can't just be like, oh yeah. Hey guys, what are you doing this weekend? Oh yeah. My cousin's going to get proposed to on Saturday. So I'm going to be at her house for afterwards. Like, so was, yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:16 Can you walk me through? Was it that you guys were doing a flash mob to surprise her? Like what was the, that you're all singing fucking semi-sonic? This is what Luca planned, which is actually adorable. So they- How long have they been together for? Years and years and years. I can't even really remember her without, like they met in high school. Oh, beautiful. For those playing along in Melbourne, it's a Genizano girl and a Xavier boy.
Starting point is 00:20:38 Yeah. Yeah. Does that mean something? Well, it's just like the boys' school and the girls' school that are like sister schools. Oh, does that mean something? Well, it's just like, uh, the boys' school and the girls' school that are like sister schools, like in the same area. And so there's probably a lot of Genizano Xavier relationships. So, Fuck, sorry.
Starting point is 00:20:51 Say Genizano again. Genizano. That just rolls off the tongue. It's like sound, it's a really satisfying, can I say it? Genizano. It's just like a real satisfying thing to say. Maybe Pippa should go there. Genizano.
Starting point is 00:21:02 Genizano, cause a little Pipparelli. Well, Luca is bringing the Italian heritage to the fam and we are not hating it. Yeah, that's good. Um, so anyway, Luca, lovely guy. Also a lawyer. Isn't Georgia doing well? Love that for her. A lawyer, a lawyer.
Starting point is 00:21:19 That is just a great friend to have. You're in any sort of trouble. You call up your cousin Luca. Oh, I'll just get my lawyer on the phone. So one of grandma's neighbors was trying to make her pay too much for the fence. Yeah. I've heard redacted, redacted, but they were like, we're going to take advantage of this little old lady. Guess who has a lawyer in the family.
Starting point is 00:21:36 So he fucking came in and just burned that place to the ground. Legally. Is he engaged? Legally. Well, he's taken mate. Yeah., but he's a, he's a fucking legend. So anyway, he takes her on this helicopter trip, like, like, you know, around the city and then they go to this beautiful restaurant. And you know that at that point, she's like, this must be it. I think so.
Starting point is 00:21:57 Cause you don't just go on a fucking helicopter. Yeah. And so I think she was like, And then she's like, glad I got my nail star on. Kind of like. Then they land and she's like, and then she's like, glad I got my nose. Yeah. Then they land and she's like, okay. And then even the helicopters like, Oh, a special occasion. Luke was like, no, shut the fuck up. So then they go to this beautiful restaurant.
Starting point is 00:22:14 I'll fucking sue you. Yeah. Then they go to this beautiful restaurant. One 800 lasagna. No, ironically, I did go there this same night. They go to this beautiful restaurant and the waiter goes, oh, special occasion. And Luca goes, no, it's not. Can't we just have a beautiful meal? You fucking ass. So the plan was helicopter trip, beautiful lunch. Then they go home.
Starting point is 00:22:39 Yeah. He proposes at the doorstep. So that all day she's like, oh, he hasn't done it. But then he proposes and then they go inside and the whole family's in there waiting. And it's a big surprise party. Yeah. What, is there a problem? Fuck you want to be sure, eh?
Starting point is 00:22:57 You've got the whole family on the other side of the door. Also, I'm sucking that dick. If you've just given me a diamond, I am- Very nice. You're on your knees. Fucking meet you down there, sweetheart. I am- This is my family.
Starting point is 00:23:14 Sucking cock today. I can't have my family on the other side of that door. I've got a mouthful. Tony, do not. You're these dusty butt two sweet arse. How many carrots? That's how many times we're going. I will keep sucking that dick until you die. Well that's what the ring
Starting point is 00:23:36 remains I think. Like. So that is fucking ridiculous. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do that. die. Well, that's what the ring remains. Like, you know, I get it. So that is fucking risky territory, I feel. I'm sucking the life out of that guy.
Starting point is 00:23:56 You made that real clear. You've made that real clear. Also, it just occurred to me that because I've spoken to my family, they'll probably listen and it means that I'll hear the first half of this episode as well. So they're going to, I don't think Tony's going to be invited to the wedding for some reason, but actually fair.
Starting point is 00:24:14 You know, like that's the only thing that I'm thinking is like, and he's like, Oh, should we go inside? And she's like, fuck. Yeah. He's like, yeah, we fucking. And then your grandma's they're like, Oh, hey, what'd you say? Yeah. Oh, thanks for the help with our fence. Okay, so-
Starting point is 00:24:28 You know, can't read the room. Like, can't read the room really. Like, it's like, oh. So, you know what, who gives a fuck? So they walk in and everyone's there. You guys were there? Yeah, all cheering and stuff. Well, the thing was they were like,
Starting point is 00:24:46 you either have to get there before this time. That's what I'm thinking. You're not good at times. Or wait an hour and come after, because you can't get there at the same time. And don't fuck the surprise up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we're pretty nervous about that.
Starting point is 00:24:56 And like Mabel's nap and trying to like fucking. So did you get there in time? No, you didn't. We were there on the day. Yeah, we were there on the day. You didn't get there for the surprise. We were there on the day. You were there after. We were there on the day. Yeah, okay. We were there on the day. Yeah, we were there on the day. You didn't get there for the surprise. We were there on the day.
Starting point is 00:25:05 You were there after. We were there on the day. Yeah, okay. We were there on the day. And I think what everyone will take from this story is that I found out via email, invitation, calendar invite. Not even an email. A Google calendar invite.
Starting point is 00:25:16 A calendar invite. And even I feel like in corporate land, you would email saying, blah, blah, blah, should we book in a meeting? They say yes. And then you book the calendar invite. Yeah. Yeah. You don't just send the invite. That's good manners.
Starting point is 00:25:28 Like, and so I get this thing. Oh, invitation. George is getting proposed to. And I go, oh, sorry. So much has happened today. It's still the same day. Sophie, I promise I'm thinking that all the time. Now, I think if we've learned anything from this episode.
Starting point is 00:25:53 Have we loved to have seen enough? I think that we need to shut this shit down. Like I think that we need to cut the cord on this bitch. Now we need to cut the cord on this bitch. Sophie, because we've recently taken lots of photos for the type calendar. That we'll use throughout. Remember in one of the scenes for one of the months, I was wearing like lots of jewelry. Do we still have those rings?
Starting point is 00:26:20 Because after finding out what Tony does when someone presents her with one, I Because after finding out what Tony does when someone presents her with one, I'm going to need all of those rings. Because I'm probably going to propose to Tony three times this afternoon. I'd be surprised if Tony walks the streets of Melbourne this weekend, there's going to be people proposing to you left, right and centre. Now that they've heard what your likely reaction will be. You know how I just said that we need to shut this shit down? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:46 We should. Reduct that. Does Tobbs listen to the podcast? No, no, he's got a lot. He's got a lot. I don't think he would talk to me if he listened to Tobbs. Yeah. I know what he would do though, propose this weekend.
Starting point is 00:27:07 You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't want to be that guy, but like. I don't want to be that guy, but I will be. What do you love to see Tony Hodge? I've got what I love to see. Oh, congratulations to Georgia and Luca, obviously. Oh yeah. Great. Amazing. Hope that you enjoyed that the whole family was there. Um, that sounds lovely. I've just texted you a little meme and this is one of our favorite types of memes is that like the name's a bit funny and there's a little bit of
Starting point is 00:27:33 editorial on the name. He's going to explain this. Uh, do you want me to have a crack? Yeah, great. Okay. So Claire Connolly is the chief... She's being interviewed on the BBC. So she's on the screen.
Starting point is 00:27:53 She's got a little name band at the bottom. Yep. She's the chief financial officer and I'm assuming there's a new startup, a little company who are making some really fun sodas and they're a clear color and they're called Clearly Drinks. But she's being introduced as Claire Connolly, Chief Financial Officer, Clearly Drinks. And the comment, bit harsh on Claire, we've all had a few rough weeks.
Starting point is 00:28:15 Well, is it that fucking? I read it like this, Claire Connelly, CFO. Clearly drinks. You know? And her face is on the screen, poor bitch. You know what I'm saying? Poor bitch. It's like she's a CFO of a company. Like it's a stressful job.
Starting point is 00:28:36 Yeah, she clearly drinks. Yeah, and isn't it? Yeah. Fuck, that is great work. So I love to see that. My love to, no. Sorry, you gotta follow that. It's a toughie.
Starting point is 00:28:49 No, this is just from Rena who's a Tapa. Hi Rena. And at the age of 46 years old, she's finally got her driver's license. Oh, amazing. Yeah, well done. That's huge. She's like, she's, you know,
Starting point is 00:29:02 had some moments during her life and she's only recently just gone, you know what, I'm in charge. I'm gonna do what I need to do's, you know, had some moments during her life and she's only recently just gone, you know what? I'm in charge. I'm going to do what I need to do to, you know, do it on my own. I'm going to get a driver's license and get myself all set.
Starting point is 00:29:11 So she's on that journey and she's just recently bought her own car, if you don't mind, at the age of 46. Obviously her first one, she hasn't driven till now. And you know how we were joking when you got, they make you take the photo with the bow? She's popped that in the Tony and Ryan. You love to see it. And doesn't she look proud and doesn't she deserve to be? What a cool black car.
Starting point is 00:29:31 Yeah. That's amazing. Congratulations, Reena. Congratulations. You love to see that. You do love to see that. You love to see that. Clearly unsure if she drinks.
Starting point is 00:29:41 Yeah. It's not clear. It's not clear either way. But thanks so much for I think. And we really hope that you'll come back tomorrow. Unsure if she drinks. It's not clear. It's not clear. Clear either way. Thanks so much for li... I think. And we really hope that you'll come back tomorrow. And we really hope that you want to sign up to the Patreon to get a calendar.
Starting point is 00:29:54 And I hope that... It's our thank you and sorry gift for the year. And I hope that Georgia and Luca have a beautiful life together. Oh, and won't they? Beautiful. Beautiful. Yeah. Love you. Bye. Fuck. I need to go do Beautiful. Love you, bye. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:30:07 I need to go do something. Yeah, same. Love you.

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