Toni and Ryan - We complained to the manager

Episode Date: April 3, 2022

We discuss DAYLIGHT ROBBERY and I write some letters to the manager, and we read some feedback on last week. Love ya!!! T xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello? Hi, is that Arnott? Yeah, it's me, Jane. Hi, Arnott, it's Tony and Ryan. Oh, hello there. Hi. Yes, I was trying to figure out how the hell I call Iceland from Australia and it turns out we've figured it out.

Welcome. Yeah, we've figured it out. Well done. Yeah, and we just wanted to say Heikovic. What? Because the capital of Iceland is Reykjavik, and we wanted to say Heikovic. That's the worst joke.

Heikovic. Thanks, Anna. Anna is not impressed. Anna, do you approve the podcast? Yeah, yeah, I do. Yeah, great. Even after that joke. Hi, this is Anna from Iceland, and I approve of this podcast.

Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. I'm Tony. I'm Ryan and I'm being trolled and bullied online by Tony Lodge. I, no, no. There's no bullying involved. The t-shirt I'm wearing today is a long t-shirt and probably should be tucked in. It's pretty long. So as a guy that's got a bit of a dad bod. Tum.

A bit of a tum. We've all got tums. We all work nights. When the T-shirt is too short, sometimes, you know, like you don't want your butt hanging out the back or a little bit of gut hanging over the front. Yeah, well, we talked about when your shirt shrunk in the dryer and you had a little muffin top.

I had a muffin top. Yeah. So to combat the muffin top, I ordered this shirt and it's like. Are these the tailored ones that you got for? No. Oh, okay. See, I think I have to move to tailoring to get around this for the same reason.

But this shirt was like, oh, we've got an extra long cut. And I was like, oh, well, I hate the short one, so I'll click on the extra long. Yeah, that would be a dress on me. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if someone clicks extra long, they're going to get what they asked for.

Yeah, that's true. It does what it says on the tin. In hindsight, I would have preferred maybe not an extra long, but a slightly longer. A mid-long. A mid-long. Oh, okay. Well, if anybody knows a good place to. A mid-long. A mid-long. Oh, okay. Well, if anybody knows a good place to buy a mid-long T-shirt,

hit us up. Let us know. I actually thought you looked really cool in the photo because I said to you, do you want me to download this and save it and you can post it on your feed? I said that to you and you said no. I thought you looked cool as. I just thought the shirt was a bit too long.

Tony asked the internet, is it too long? And the DMs are harrowing. They are harrowing. And mean and awful. And overwhelmingly, 82% yes, 18% no. Saying yes, it's too long. Yeah. Sorry about that, mate.

I get it. Are you paying, here's a question for you, Tony, for you listening. Are you paying money for something in your life that is total bullshit? And let me answer that for you. Yes, you are. But, like, do you mean, like, having to pay rent is bullshit? I mean, that is bullshit. That is bullshit.

But I've found some what we're going to call normalised scams. Or what's that word? Daylight robbery. Daylight robbery. The theft is happening right in front of me. For instance, last week on the show we were talking about cloak rooms at nightclubs. Which I didn't know was a real thing.

That's how bad it is apparently. I had to question myself because I don't think I'd been to a nightclub with less than eight beers in me. So I'm like, have I just fucking created this thing and just been giving money to a stranger to hold my jacket in the corner? It turns out, no, they are real in nightclubs. Because I've seen them on like How I Met Your Mother

or Community or whatever, like American TV shows. So I just thought it was like a funny bit from a TV show where it's like, oh, they've got the coats and they're all mixed up. How cute. But I didn't know it was a real thing. So Ian Farr messages through, who is one of the OGs. It might be Ian Farr from The Truth, though. Sorry.

Paying to leave your jacket in a club is the biggest scam ever. And especially in places when it's cold, you go in and the heat is pumping. Like there's something not computing there. So he goes, what I do is I hide my jacket in a dark corner somewhere and I just leave it in the corner. Over the years, I've only ever lost about two jackets, but I reckon the jackets were worth less than what I would have paid if I got a cloakroom every week for the last five years.

I mean, it's a gamble, isn't it? Well, if it gets stolen the first time, you go, am I going to keep doing this? But for me, right, I feel like the problem isn't actually the jacket's monetary value. It's that you probably like it. Yeah. And the, like, unnecessary fuck around of replacing a jacket.

Well, twice in a few years. I mean, it's not bad odds. Compared to five bucks every Friday and Saturday night. It's not bad odds. I will give him that. But, I mean, don't be a tired ass. Maybe you should just pay the five bucks. All right, now you've got a decision to make.

Yeah. Are you going to be, fuck you, maybe you're a tired arse, or are you going to be Tony, Karen, Felicia Lodge and really stick up for some people because I've got some more examples? Okay. Oh. Well, you're just going to have to, yeah, case by case, I think. Someone's messaged through.

Okay. Nothing pisses me off more than cups with so much ice in them that you barely get the actual drink. All right, we've decided which way she's going to go. I bought a 20-ounce cup the other day and it probably had like four ounces of actual drink in it and the rest was just ice. I hate this. I am often dehydrated, so I always have a massive fucking

Frank Green water bottle. Yep. And do you know what I just love? A post-mix Coke. Same. How good is it? It's so much better. It's so fucking good.

So when you go to Macca's or it and i've been saying this for 20 fucking years it hydrates you so much more because it's full of like soda water but does it also dehydrate you because it's coke but like instead of it just being coke it's like the syrup and the soda water and maybe coke is that anyway but somehow somehow in my head I've decided it's just so fucking good. I think is it Hungry Jack's or Burger King, depending on which country you're in, they've still got in-store where you take the cup up to the thing. Oh, the free refill?

Yeah. Stop it. So good. And I like ice because I love drinking really cold water or really cold Coke in this situation. So are you torn by this? No, but if there's too much ice, you do one gulp and you're like, oh, great, some fucking water, hard water that I can't even enjoy.

I think when I was a teenager I went through a phase where I was like, no ice. But they don't like that. Because, yeah, well, that proves they know what they're doing. Yeah, it's fucking daylight robbery. Okay. She's fired up. This is good.

This is where I want it to be. All right. Oh, this will fuck you right off. Am I doing a letter? Do you want to write the letter? Yeah. Dear places selling drinks with too much ice in it. Dear Ronald McDonald.

Let's not name names. Okay. We don't know who's advertising on this podcast in which region. Oh, that's a great point. Dear places that don't... Our great friends at McDonald's. And Burger King. Yeah, get around them all.

At your establishment at redacted location, I asked for a large Coke. I asked for no ice because I like the drink. I was given a cup filled with way too much ice and I couldn't enjoy the drink. I am now dehydrated, my lips are chapped and my day was ruined. I would like for you to have another look at your policy on not giving ice and the young woman that served me at the drive-thru, while absolutely delightful, was belligerent that I had to have ice in my drink. I've posted about it on TikTok and I'm not happy.

Yours sincerely. Tony, Karen, Felicia, Louise, Lodge. I love when you see those things go viral when it's often someone that has 12 Twitter followers. They're like, I'll put this on social media. Oh, yeah, I'll tell the masses. I'll light it up. Mate, I've got more fucking cousins than you've got Twitter followers.

Fuck off. All right. Mate, I don't think I can follow that up. I used the word belligerent. I don't think that I can get better than that. I was impressed. And don't ask me to spell that word because fuck me, we'll be here all day. This will fuck you off though.

Okay. The Melbourne International Comedy Festival is at the moment. Yes. Yeah, I'm going to a show tonight. Awesome. And I think. I love to support the arts. Just supporting the arts.

I think Melbourne is a little bit behind a lot of the world. We're only just coming into like post-co- like going to events and stuff is almost new for us, right? Yeah, it's kind of only coming back around. So events are happening again, like the comedy festival, like the football, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. One thing that annoys me is when you're booking tickets

and it says, tickets sent to your address, delivery fee, $9.99. Venue pickup, collection fee, $5.99. Printing yourself from home, digital service fee, $4.99. At my home. On my printer. You know what else? With my ink. A booking fee is also fucked.

Incorporated into the ticket price. What is a ticket if not a booking? Thank you. You're welcome. It couldn't be closer to a booking. It is literally a booking. It is a ticket that says I've fucking booked. Does booking.com have booking fees?

Oh, probably. They all do, don't they? Well, if what's not in the booking fee, booking.com have booking fees? Oh, probably. They all do, don't they? Well, if what's not in the booking fee at booking.com, that's my... Yeah. The whole thing is bookings. Oh. So...

That is fucking daylight robbery. But I actually think if there's no $0 option, then they can't be an additional fee. It just has to be in the price. Imagine booking an aeroplane ticket and then they go, oh, you want it to sit? Actually, they fucking do that. They charge you for it.

I might think, yeah, oh, imagine if they charged you to check your bag. They do. Do you agree? For me, it's the printing your own ticket, $4. How could I? Yeah, I'm already paying premium for ink. Do you know how fucking expensive ink is?

There's another fucking daylight robbery. You know that it's cheaper to buy a whole new fucking printer than it is to just buy ink? Oh, here we go. I had to buy ink the other week because I use my printer a lot for work, like for my day job. Yep. And it's fine, claim it on tax, whatever.

Yep. But $75 for a cartridge of like the black and white ink just the plain white 75 for black and white and i'm not getting any fucking magenta no cyan how much is a new printer 28 bucks like fucking 50 dollars honestly i was Honestly, I was through the roof, as you can hear. Oh, oh. Do you know what else is fucked? Cakeage. When you go, right, when you go to a restaurant and you take a fucking birthday cake, not for me, obviously, birthdays are for fucking idiots, but you take a birthday cake

and they go, oh, well, it's $2 per person. Do you know what? I'll bring fucking paper plates from home and I'll take them home and reuse them for arts and crafts. So I've heard of corkage. Yeah. So if you take a bottle of wine and you pay $2 per person for the glass or whatever, yeah, cakage.

Fuck off. I've never heard of cakage. Yes. So if you take a cake to a restaurant. Who's taking cakes to a restaurant? Is that common? If you take a birthday cake, yeah. Okay, yeah.

People that celebrate their birthday, they like that. We don't do that. It's foreign to us. Yeah. But if you take a cake to a birthday, they like that. We don't do that. It's foreign to us. Yeah. But if you take a cake to a restaurant, they're allowed to charge you cakeage and it's like basically for them to cut your cake up and to wash the plates and forks that you use. Imagine there's eight of us sitting around a table.

Oh, so good to see you, Jenny. Haven't seen you since last birthday. So there's eight of us. How much is cakeage per person? Maybe, let's say $2. Okay. How much for the table then? $2, $4, $6, $8, $10, $12, $15.

$16. How much, considering you probably bought it from Coles? The Cheesecake Shop. How much would it? Oh. Oh, sorry, Becca. Oh, jeez, you must be doing all right. We're living a different life, mate.

Oh, we're not in the same hemisphere here. Buying cakes from the Cheesecake Factory? Jesus. Cheese're doing for life, mate. Oh, we're not in the same hemisphere here. Buying cakes from the Cheesecake Factory. Jesus. Cheesecake Shop. Oh, whatever. Cheesecake Factory is that place in the US. You know my mate Tim? No.

Yes. Yeah. Hope he doesn't listen. Yep. He, his family business factory make all the cakes for Coles and Woolies, like those stock muddies. So you were telling me this a little while ago and I'd had a few drinks and I remember overreacting to the fact that the Coles

and Woolworths ones are made in the same place because I've always thought that Coles ones were better than Woolies. Turns out they're all the fucking same. I have gone into battle with people saying that the Coles ones are better because you know how you're a Coles or a Woolworths girl? Yep. Like you're one or the other. Yeah.

I'm a Coles girl. Yeah, that says a lot about you. Thanks. I would go into battle with people and be like, the Coles ones are way fucking better, and I am shooketh, shooketh to the core that they're all made in the same place. P.S. Is his family rich as fuck?

They do all right, I guess. They must be because I personally have probably paid for their holiday house in Mornington. Hi, this is Abner from Iceland and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. On Wednesday's show... You know what? I will wait for you to finish sculling from your Frank Greenwater one. I've had a few lemonades last night. I'm a little bit dusty this morning.

Well, you don't look it. That's nice of you, mate. That's a good video. Keep that. You look like you've had 10 hours sleep and you've moisturised. That's a really fucking rude thing to say. And I will go home. You won't go home.

Yes, on Wednesday what? On Wednesday what? On Wednesday what? Christian Hull is going to be joining us. Oh, that old foreskin. Excuse me. Christian's an Australian comedian now. Totally, yeah. Like YouTuber, podcaster, like prolific content creator

and a lot of people in our group know of Christian. I feel like there's a lot of crossover. So if you haven't met Christian, you're going to love him. And this is like weird territory for us because we've never had anyone else in the room. What do we do? Do we like make them a cup of tea or something? I guess so.

I mean, I'm probably not going to scull all that water again. That was probably a bit weird to do. Not in front of him. Don't look him in the eye when you're sucking on the end of it. No. That was me drinking the water. But never fear, we're not doing that weird fucking thing that people do where he's going to come in and we're going to interview him.

No, he's co-hosting. He's part of the furniture. We're going to do a few normal nas. He's got a harrowing tale to tell us about a date. I said we love a first date gone wrong story, and he said I've got grinder stories for years. Yeah, he said don't you fucking worry. Hold my beer.

I've got this. So don't worry. We're not going to be talking about his fucking hopes and dreams and shit. He's going to be telling a dirty fucking story. Great. You sold that well. Thank you, mate. Good luck.

Bring on Wednesday. Don't even worry about tomorrow, Zev. But first off, a big thank you to a few of our new champion top girls of the Patreon. Danae McKay. Oh, that's cute. That's a name. Danae McKay.

Name rhymes. Name rhymes. Justin Corrivore, Hannah Gordon, and Hannah Sterland. Thank you so much for being part of our Patreon. You'd fucking love to see it. The Hannahs. Oh, yeah. Hannah squared.

Stop. Hannah squared. Stop. Hannah time. As you can tell, neither of us have ever heard that song before. No, we don't know the beat, and I just went with it. I was supporting you. Thank you, mate. You're welcome.

Yeah. Good to see you today. My favourite day of the week when we record. Me too. I'm in such a great mood, even though my water bottle's empty now. Do you want me to get you a refill? And it's making me a bit anxious. No, it's okay. We'll wait till the end of the episode. I'll in such a great mood even though my water bottle's empty now and it's making me be anxious. No, it's okay. We'll wait till the end of the episode. I'll go get myself some fucking cold water. We should go

and get a Coke from McDonald's. Bless you. Alright. Feedback. Does the picture of health here today, guys? Today, guys? It is a picture of health today, guys. We've replaced Ryan with fucking voiced text. It'd probably be more efficient and significantly funnier.

Oh, that's funny. Harrowing, harrowing, harrowing. Oh, this guy's got the personality of a fucking robot. It is just a robot. Oh, great. Yeah, he's good looking though. Thanks, mate. Yeah.

I needed the pep. Yeah. Feedback from last week. People were thrown by Tony Lodge, A, saying she'd never seen The Lion King. Don't unroll those eyes. How dare you? What did I just say? I unrolled them.

I rolled them back the other way. Oh, sorry. That's what that was. Second of all. Yep. The amount of times you've supposedly said Hakuna Matata on this podcast, despite not seeing the movie. You backed me up last week and said you're right.

You're not the kind of person that says Hakuna Matata. We've gotten fucking hundreds of messages, people being like, actually on Tuesday the 15th of blah at 3am you said blah. Okay, I fucking said it. First of all, they can't time check you when it's a podcast. Oh, at three minutes in. You said it exactly, 8.24. Don't, because we'll get lots of people being like,

I'm listening and it's 8.24. Well, for. I actually quite like that. It's quite cute. Anyway, lots of people messaged and said, actually, Tony, you did say Hakuna Matata and okay, fucking check me, all right, egg on my face. I said fucking Hakuna Matata. I regret it and I'll never say it again.

Starting now. Starting now. Such a time slip. Starting. Last week we also discussed some people had a code word for sexy time and they said, oh, we're going to go meet Joanna and someone else. No, that's not for me. Just say let's do it when we get home or like, all right, let's get out of here.

Well, I'll save that thought because some people have sent through their code words. You really don't like that, do you? No, it's okay. Like a pet name or something is different to a code name so that you can say it at a restaurant. Well, I know this isn't going to get you fired up more than cakeage does, but let's see how we go.

Nothing could. I mean, we've got our priorities in mind, and mine is eating brought-from-home cake in restaurants for an acceptable amount of money. And the acceptable amount is zero. Thank you. Cakeage. Even the word sounds like a fucking word for it.

Doesn't it fucking make your skin crawl? Yeah. It sounds like a kid was like, oh, cakeage, and they went, I get it. Let's call it that. Let's call it cakeage. Yeah. Nikki Francis.

Hi, Nikki. Our code for sexy time is did you want to work out together later? Not really a code word. It kind of is what it is. Well, I agreed. And then also I don't want to body shame the two of us, but if you and I said it's a workout, would people believe? That's really rude, but probably not.

Ryan said he's gone home to work out every day. Hang on. When we were on the phone that time and you said, sorry, I've just been at the gym and I believed you. I'm a good friend, but you'd actually been. I code worded you. Yeah. Oh, maybe it does work. I've changed my at the gym and I believed you. I'm a good friend, but you'd actually been. I code worded you. Yeah. Oh, maybe it does work.

I've changed my tune. Okay. What I'm saying is I don't look like the guy that's working out that much. Yeah. For someone who's trying to have kids soon. That was really funny. Thanks for letting me know. Yeah, that was great.

Annie Wowser. Surely that's not her last name. Hi, Annie. That's how it's spelt, though. I didn't even realise that. Wowser. It's not Wowser. Wowser!

It's W-O-S-A-R. I don't think it's Wowser. Annie Wowser. And her husband, Mr Wowser. Mr and Mrs Wowser. She's a trouser wowser. No. My husband and I use the term meeting.

He'll lean over to me and say, I think we need to have a meeting later. I don't like that. I don't like that. Now, let me give you some insight into the life and mind of Tony Lodge. If Torb said to you, we need to have a meeting later, would you? I think we were breaking up. Yeah.

Yeah. I was going to say I thought that he was firing you, but that's not. Yeah, firing me from the relationship. So at one stage in Tony and I's friendship, would I say I was sort of your boss for a little bit? Yeah, you hired me. I hired you. Yeah. I've had a previous role.

And then in the morning I said, oh, I need to check some things with you. Can we catch up at 3 o'clock this afternoon? And so because you had your job at Kiss. Yeah, I was on the radio till 3. So it wasn't as if you were like, I'm going to keep you fucking hanging. It was like, oh, I'm busy till 3 and then I'll call you when I'm done. Tony was sent. And I worked with your wife at the time and I complained about it to her.

I was like, oh, Ryan said that he was calling me at three. She was like, babe, I'm sure it's fine. And I was like, well, why wouldn't he like, pretty sure I shit myself. Well, you were very concerned to the point where I had to leave my day job and go and take a call and be like, it's okay. I just wanted to like see how you were going and see if there's anything I can help with. But what did I do?

You're going to fire me. Don't you think it feels like a real power move to say to someone, oh, let's catch up later? Yeah, but I didn't say it with an attitude like that. No, no, no. I was like, oh, hey, is everything going all right? Let's catch up later for a chat. But like that's a power move to be like, I think we should catch up later

or how about I put a call in our calendar or something like that. That is a fucking power move. Yeah, and you know, with that kind of tone, you know they're trying to assert dominance. Yeah, yeah, yeah, even though the thing might not be that important or that bad. But for this situation, the wowsers, let's have a meeting later. Like I get that it's trying to be sexy and cute.

I guess I appreciate that more than let's meet up with Laura and Jonathan later. But I just, I guess because Tobs would just say to me, like, do you want to do it later? But I guess other people would find that cringe too. Final one here. What do you say? I don't think I've ever, like, code words have just never come up.

But, like, if you were at work or something and you were like, oh, I'm going to do it with you later, would you ever say that? I don't think so. Okay. Yeah. How come? I just, I don't know. Would you say, let's have sex later?

No. Or you just wouldn't say anything? I just wouldn't say anything. If you know, you know. But, like, do you ever think, like, fuck, like, I'm gonna get home and we're gonna do it? It'd probably be more because we're trying for a child. Just very

like, oh, it's, today's the day. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. You have said to me a couple of times, today's baby day. Which is pretty crappy. Okay, so you're not saying it to Bridget, but you're saying it to me. She was away for the week. It's baby Doe. What would Baby Doe mean in any other context?

I don't know. Just looking at them. Just choosing my favourite Justin Bieber songs. Last one here is from Mel Gay. Hi, Mel. I'm torn by this one. Oh, God, wouldn't have thought so. Yeah, it's not the first gay I've been torn by.

I'm fucking out. Now, this is just fucked up. You'll see why I'm torn. We use the code word spousal arousal. And my issue or my tornness is, A, that's fucking hilarious, but, B, if you think you're fucking conning anyone with this, oh, we'll use a code word so no one will know what we're doing. I've got this word I use so no one will know what we're doing later. Hey, Tony, can I put my dick in you later? Oh, yeah, okay.

No one knows what we're doing. That's code for sex. Thank God you told me. God, I would have fucking gotten the mop and bucket out and thought we were cleaning the house. Get a bucket and a mop. That's some wet-ass spousal arousal. Oh, we don't know what the song is. Oh, shit.

What have you loved to see this week? My you loved to see it for today is that you finished your exam. Oh, thank you. I'm so proud of you. You've been studying so fucking hard. It's been a hectic couple of months. You've been doing your day job, doing this podcast. I guess this is kind of also an appreciation post for Ryan Jonathan Dunn.

Thank you. And also studying your MBA, which is fucking crazy. I'm taking a break now, by the way. Yep. Which is good. I'm going to give it a month or so before I pick up another subject. But, like, you know, you had meetings on Wednesday nights and Thursday nights, studying all weekend, waking up early,

studying before work. Absolutely fucked. I'm so proud of you for finishing. Hopefully you passed. Well, let's of you for finishing. Hopefully you passed. Well, let's not say for finishing because, honestly, tough exam. We'll wait to see how I went. Hey, you still finished, but you might not have passed. You finished your first attempt at financial statement analysis.

Who knows how you go in the next one? Similar topic. You know what I love to see? What? During the exam, and I won't bog you down with the details, but financial statement analysis, basically you always get the financial statements of a different company and it's like, how do you interpret this?

Is this good or bad? What should they have done different here? Blah, blah, blah. And you kind of hope going into an exam that maybe you might know of the company. It just might help if you get it a bit more. A bit more context of something. Yes, but a lot of them are like telecommunications or mining

or manufacturing and you're like, oh. So you're like, not my industry, not something I'm familiar with. Yeah. Did you say that I posted this? No. No, I don't think I follow you on Instagram. The company was Domino's Pizza and I was like, welcome to my wheelhouse. Oh, my God, I thought that was a joke. No, it don't think I follow you on Instagram. The company was Domino's Pizza. And I was like, welcome to my wheelhouse. Oh, my God, I thought that was a joke.

No, it wasn't. I thought that was a joke. It wasn't. So in the practice exams, it was Telstra. So you were like, yep, extra pepperoni. I know they charge X for that. I'm familiar with their fucking menu. I didn't know either way, like, who it was going to be.

And then I saw that and I was like, oh. I'm home. I'm home. Welcome. So you saw that. That wasn't a joke. I thought it was a meme. I thought, like.

I don't know if anyone else, I hope no one who's doing an MBA listens to this podcast. But if they do, they all did the same exam. Everyone's like, oh, how about those Domino's pizzas? Am I right? Oh, well, you fucking love to see that. I'm loving seeing Domino's get a big up slightly. They're fucking... Get around them.

It's good, isn't it? They're great on social as well. Oh, yeah, they are. Same with Red Rooster. Same vibes of like that underdog kind of vibe of their... The first sponsored video I ever did, first ever money I made online was Domino's. Really?

I dressed up. You know those suits that make it look like you're riding a horse? Yeah. Yeah. So I dressed up in one of those. that make it look like you're riding a horse? Yeah. Yeah. So I dressed up in one of those. With the little legs on the side? With the little legs, yeah. And I had like a cowboy hat.

And then this guy comes. And so the delivery driver didn't know that he was going to be a part of a video. So he rocks up to deliver the pizza. And I opened the door and I sung him this song as a cowboy. Welcome to my house, young man. Thanks for delivering the pizza, man. And he was like, what the fuck's going on? I'm like, this is for Domino's Facebook page, so look alive.

Look alive, son. That's amazing. Get her out of it. Just love the suit. Maybe later we can do some spousal arousal. That's good. Meow. Dom meow nose.

See you tomorrow. I love you.