Toni and Ryan - We Found Google Maps’ Hidden Adventure Mode

Episode Date: November 5, 2025

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We're in the car and I'm like, look, I hate to be a backseat driver, Charles, but we've turned a lot of times. Charles goes, oh, it's because I put it on adventure mode. What's that? And he goes, oh, it takes you a new way each time so you can see your neighbourhood. That sounds really nice. It does. He goes, yeah, and two minutes away from the destination.

And I was like, oh, so you're being a... Yes. I'm Laura Smith. blade. Hi, I'm Anna from North Carolina in the United States. Hi, I'm Nicholas from Rudy and Idaho and I approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. I'm Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge, who I believe on her drive to work today was asked, did she choose adventure mode on Google Maps. I've been

I've been hustled by this team. Charles, youngies on our team. What is the number one rule of this show? Tony's too gullible. We don't do pranks. Yes. Do you know what? Every time I say to Charles, we don't do pranks,

he goes, you don't. Do you remember the day when... And you know what it really rubs me the wrong way? Yeah. Because sometimes, I don't know if you guys know this, but sometimes I get wound up. What? What?

Tony says what? Tony says what? And sometimes I'm just so able to be wound up that it just really, I just get so in a tiz and like I think I'm better now, but sometimes it just really winds me up before I go like, hang on, this is fine. You know how we're at Brunswick doing that photo shoot the other day? You said don't drive. There's no parking.

Yeah. I just parked. No, but don't be nasty. No, but like. No, no, no. I just, I purposely didn't tell you on the day because I was like, I don't know if Tony's up for this.

No. Okay, I'm getting wound up. I think, though, that's unfair because that makes it just sound like I'm super neurotic. I said to you like, I'm letting you know. They have said there's no parking.

If there is only two hour spots, you actually can't go out and move your car every fucking two hours or whatever. And then, so you had a look and you went, oh, I actually know the area really well. I know that there's spots. That's not the same as me being like, don't drive, everything's off,

don't tell Tony what's going on. No, but I know that you would be stressed if I came in and went, oh, I fucking couldn't find one of those parks. I was going to have, like, yeah. Yeah, which is why beforehand, and I said to you on the phone, I was like, I know that you, like,

take the, like, advice is free, take it or leave it, like, whatever. I just, it just makes me sound so neurotic that you're like, oh, don't tell Tony I parked the car because I'm like, not made of fucking glass, like I can handle it. I just know that like in the morning, I go, do I want to stress myself out and think about it? No.

So like my version of that is like, don't worry about it then and just get a car. So true. Or get Charles to drop you. Do you want to hear one of the most? So Charles's new house is sort of near Tony's house. Oh, comments. So we finish up doing the photo shoots at the calendar. And Tony goes, oh.

I guess I'll book an Uber home. Yeah, better book an Uber. And Charles goes, oh, do you want me driving? I go, oh, okay. Didn't even pretend to be like, no, no, no, no. Two days in a row as well. Oh, she did such a good job the first time. So sometimes you get wound up.

I do. And that just happened and I had to like talk myself down. But also, I think that I need to like stand up for myself sometimes because parking is stressful. Now, tell me, child, what did you tell Tony was real? Now, in a joking way, it was a joke. We were like going to Tony's and we'll, because it was the second day I drove in her home,

we were going a different way and we'll take like all the back roads and stuff. It was hella traffic time. Like it was like 10 past five. Oh, and so Google's like, oh, let me fucking. Yeah. We had 10. And you said, and what, you go, I've clicked adventure mode. No, so we took every left, every right, every fucking roundabout.

we went around twice and fucking like we were just going like the goose chases turkey journeyest way i've ever seen and after like being in the car for five minutes we had no fucking joke turned left and right 15 or 20 times yeah you know the way from where we were to where my house is there is a way to go which is one straight line chapter and so we we're in the car and I'm like, look, I hate to be a backseat driver, Charles, but we've turned a lot of times. Yeah. And he goes, oh, yeah, yeah, it's just like the way that Google Master's taking me.

I was like, that's so weird. Like, I just would have turned left up there and gone the one road. Charles goes, oh, it's because I put it on adventure mode. And I was like, what's that? And he goes, oh, it takes you a new way each time. It's like so you can see your neighborhood. And I was like You know like that sounds really nice

It does Like it takes you down roads You've never been before Maybe you find Maybe you find a new spot to park Next time you're in but who knows Who knows And Charles goes

Yeah it takes you ways That you haven't been before And I was like Wow so like If you put in the same destination Say you're driving to and from work every day Takes you a different way Maybe you see a different cafe

Yeah You know a different park I didn't realize There was a takeaway joint there fuck yeah totally and then i obviously like well but i obviously started taking it too seriously and charles goes fuck like she's thinking that this is real yeah how do i back out of this and he goes he goes yeah and two minutes away from the destination all goes rainbow okay so you're being a so yeah so yeah the strategy is like i have to go even further because i didn't go far enough

yeah yeah so he's like oh well right now i could either go It's not real. Or... Push a bit further. Go further and kind of let me figure it out myself. And then I was like, oh. Oh. Okay.

I see what's happening here. Sure. And yeah, so adventure mode is not a real thing. It doesn't go rainbow. Maybe it should. It was just that there was heaps of traffic and Google Maps was trying to get us home quickly. Not the way I would have gone. No.

But you're better than, you're smarter than Google. That's why you don't always trust the Google. Yeah, I don't. He goes, I go this way and I go, I don't think so, dog. Yeah, or it says turn right here, I go, you don't know. Across those seven lanes? I don't think so. I never turn right.

I turn left until I get home. So, and you made it all good? Made it all good. And then on the roof of the car, there was a ladybug. What a great day. She was probably there from the ring. Yeah. You'll see it in December in Petra.

December, fucking her. Hooking you through. Yeah, it's just. like to get the calendar but stick around for the vlog you're going to drag another month out of me for that yeah come i'd say that though ladybug murdered ladybug a bug's life a bug's death oh so poetic it is poetic yeah so car chat though all right so the chimney i had a great six months of the chimney it's over and i actually need a new oh i still have a fridge in my living room, by the way.

Sorry, I haven't given anyone on an update about that for a while. I've had a few fucking trolley messages on Patreon being like, well, fridge still available. Then Charles and Lily gave it a fair nudge the other day, started texting Torbs and trolling him about the Facebook marketplace listing. She didn't mean. He didn't really appreciate that. When was the exact, do you know the exact moment where Charles stopped working for us

and we started working for him? Oh, immediately. And I tell you the very first. Because the power dynamic is not how I want it. The very first day he came in here on the Melbourne Cup public holiday last year. It's like your anniversary. Yeah. And I went, we've done something from here.

We've made a huge mistake. He twisted us around his little finger. Huge mistake. Huge mistake. Big, huge. So the chimney, it turns out the chimney is really, really great for like actual four-wheel driving off-road. Sure.

When's the last time you think I saw a dirt road? you know what I mean never yeah and so I was like maybe I'll actually buy one and then it's like off road features this off road features that and I was like I don't think I need this I want this shame because they look so fucking cool

the other thing and this is you know maybe me being uptight the other thing though is that because you literally have a baby there isn't a lot of like boot space so you can't like you can't like fill the car with stuff well in the Jiminy XL there is actually quite a lot of boot space

Didn't you not see the song where you did a squat-y slut squat drop? No, so I saw, oh. Look with that big rear, I believe. Yes, we did. But four maibs, yeah, and it only has four. Yeah, so, and I was like, I love it, but it's, it's just not going to be it. Yeah. And so.

Is it do you me a car that maybe, if you go, oh, we've got a third car. Like when you're, if, you know, like, you go, oh, on the weekends, we live at the beach. And that's that. Okay, so a lot of this next conversation is going to be around the topic of my wife has become a rich person because she's got a fourth car. Yeah, no, but she was like, if we had a holiday house near the beach, that's where the chimney would stay. I can't judge it because I just said that, but not because I thought you would have a holiday,

but I'm like, oh, when you are that, you know. When you whip down to the beach, you're going to chuck the surfboard in, you're driving on sand and dirt roads. I just like, it's just like a little whip around. Like, say you had like your uncle and auntie had that at the farm. Yeah. That's kind of what I mean. And that's, yeah, and that's sort of not what I want. So we've been, and I currently drive Bridget's old car, which is about 10 years old,

Volkswagen Golf. It's done a great job. But, like, it's time is, you know, it's probably, it's one of those. You just do something a bit bigger, I think. They're like, if we don't upgrade it now, then it's going to like, you know what I mean? It's like, get the last five or 10 gram way you can and fucking move on. I see. But there's been a few things

I'm like, oh, maybe, maybe. And then Tony knows the saga I've been going through for the last few weeks. The court where I plug in my phone, I can't get my podcast to play through the thing. The port is like... Well, I was trying to protect you then.

No, and you know what? Give me everything I deserve. Ryan, not to pay you out. No, but I mean, I've given you a couple of study week so fucking have no well Ryan messages me and he goes oh I think I want to buy a new car and I was like this is so exciting I love car chat I'm a car guy this is I I look at car sales the way that you look at real estate.com.com you like I love it and I was like what are you thinking what are we doing and like what's our timeline here and he goes oh I think we need to do it soon and I'm kind

of like oh my god are you about to tell me you're having a second kid or so like what's coming And he goes, oh, because I can't get my phone to connect to the radio. And I was like, oh, what do you mean? And he goes, yeah, the port's broken, but it might be the cable. And I was like, what do you mean? And he goes, yeah, so the cable's not connecting my phone. So I just think I need to get a new car. And I was like, should we try a new cable first?

I just don't think. $15. Oh, Charles, how much is a new car? You know how you've got those good ones? Yeah. 15 bucks. Well, a new Toyota Corolla Cross is 48,000. Yeah.

How much did you say the cable? About $15. How many cables could we get for $48,000? Charles, can you do that? $48,000 divide 15. Do you know that you can do on Google the slash? Because I always say divided by, like the words. Well, that's what?

I did the slash. 3,200. 3,200 cables. What can we do with that? Could we fill a pool with those? Or something fun? I'd rather swim in water if I had to choose. So true.

So here's a question I have that a lot of other couples might have had. And I think you and Torbs might be in this, having this chat in the next year or so. Because Torbs's new car isn't doing that well. Spoiler alert. We bought it second hand. Yeah. And there's a reason that the people got rid of it. Because it sucks.

Yeah. Well, when you're spending more at the mechanic, then you're spent on the car to start with you kind of like well we do we just should we wave this up yeah yeah my car going strong so here's my question so we we've got a family car we've got the the golf which has probably had its time yeah in a relationship who gets the new car who gets the good one and how do you broach this conversation so let me just explain that me a working blue collar man Oh Not to pay you out

Had with his rich trophy wife So I go I think it's time I'm looking at a Toyota Corolla cross So it's a bit bigger But like steel Kind of

Yeah but I'm just like What is it like a compact Yeah small SUV I've also looked at the Kia Because I like the EVs And the hybrids and the hybrids and stuff Just yeah a little four-wheel drive Doesn't need to be massive

But at least I can put a car seat in for Mabes Yep And I've looked at jeeps Apparently they catch on fire a few other little bits and pieces and then she goes Oh, Corolla, yeah, that Toyota Corolla. Yeah, I could see that.

Oh, the key looks right. And she goes, oh, okay, yeah. Sort of like, yeah, whatever, dude, sounds cool. And all cars kind of like, unfortunately look the same now. Cars aren't cool anymore. And then I said to her, what if I take your one and you get the new one? Yeah.

All of a sudden, no fucking Kea is going to do, I bet. Toyota Corolla, wouldn't have thought so. Guess who's been looking at fucking outies or weekend? Literally, I've known, considering they're, in theory, the two of us have two cars. Yeah. As soon as I went from, or maybe she gets the new one. Yeah. Oh, didn't the slider scale of car sales.com just fucking go up a little bit.

And they see you coming. She goes, geez, those are BMWX3s look pretty good, don't they? And I went, yeah, they look really fucking good. Oh, a second ago, I was getting a Kia. Yeah. And now all of a sudden, yeah, okay. She's looked at Audi's. She's looked at Kears.

She's looked at the big BYD shark thing. I like those BYDs. Yeah. And then I go, but you know, you like the current car and it's already got Mabel Chead in. And she goes, yeah, no,

the Crollar Cross looks pretty good. So you're not allowed to get. No. Oh, I see. No. And then I said, why don't you get the Toyota Corella and she goes, well, I wouldn't do like the Toyota Corella.

And I don't. I was like, who is this rich bitch that I've married? Well, I do. You've been hanging out with Tony Lodge too long. I know, the art of spending money. She said, how does Tony like her outy? And I go, she loves it. And she goes, yeah.

I do love my car. I, um, though it has been floated that may be to replace Twos as Forrester. Imagine if he had the Audi and imagine if I got a, you. And when you say it's been floated. by me and I was like seems Torp's got a trophy wife as well yeah

yeah but I'm also the blue collar worker I'm out here getting my hands my hands look like this so he's gonna like that you know this is what just happened in my brain you said you're a blue collar worker and I went get fucked blah blah blah

and then I realized and we have the same job yes so I was on your side and then we're out here in the trenches You know how sometimes you've got to see it from a different perspective? Yeah. Now I see it.

Appreciate you doing that live. Yeah. That's gross. Oh, that's ridiculous. Oh. Yeah. Oh. But no.

He says in his purple knitted sweater. And then one of the most humbling sentences could have come out was Charles going. What? I know the sentence. Charles goes, oh, when's he off his piece? Is he allowed to drive a car that powerful whilst he's still on his pee plates? Is there? 35 years old.

Yeah. Is there limits on that? Which is so funny. But is there? Um, nah. I don't think there is. I think there is because Mark Phillipus got, uh, Australia's great tennis player and, uh, you'll remember him from that TV show where he was, like, dating the older

girls and the younger girl. I actually remember him from the lays ad? Do you remember when he was in the ad for those potato chips? No, but like, of course he was. Don't you remember that? No. Oh, that was so iconic. And he dated Delta Gudgeon, you know.

He did too. That were Australia's golden couple before Matt met Laura. Yeah. But he won... Oh, you just made me mad because I thought about Greg with the fucking lasagna. So he's 20 years old and he's making millions playing tennis. Oh, we're back on Mark Fullerbusses, yep. So he buys this Ferrari and then they're like, oh, you're on your...

You can't drive that. That is so funny. And Torbs is also on his piece. So don't get a Maserati. Yeah. So I think that there's a little bit of difference between my A3 and a Ferrari. not a lot but I don't know

but yeah so I I get it because I was like oh yeah maybe you could have the Audi and I could get something else now tell me if this is like I'm word

Prima Donna is the word I'm after oh fuck and here we go or like is this actually just how it is these days yeah when I'm looking at cars I'm like does my phone connect and how bigs the screen? Okay. And I actually don't.

No, but like the rest of the car couldn't give a fuck. No, but that's your value. You go, I just want to know that my phone's going to connect.

That's why you're like, I'll get the Yaros cross, or whatever the fuck it is. Yeah. Because you go, I don't really care what it looks like. But I just want something like moderately priced, super reliable,

cheap to service and I want my fucking phone to connect. My phone to connect so I can listen to Prof G. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. You can listen to One trick Tony Tony and Ryan Tony and Ryan Is that too much to ask?

No Do you know what my one thing My dream thing in a car A sauna? The pussy blowers What are the pussy blowers? The ventilated seats Oh the pussy blowers of course

Remember you had them in that car You hide in Perth that time Okay Do I want And it had the pussy blowers And that was fucking nice Do I want pussy blows Because some of the top end cars

Because when we look for Bridget they have like massage things in the chair now crazy and I'm like I'm trying not to crash this car yeah I'm trying not to jizz everywhere you want me to come while I'm driving

you're going to massage my back and blow pussy air up my fucking pussy hole yeah and expect me to concentrate on the fucking road so um every probably week I build my dream Porsche on Porsche.com.com. You're right this is my real estate.com.

I go, if I lived in Brisbane and had $15 million, where would I live? Like, and I build my dream Porsche on there and I add everything. No expense bit. Yeah.

It's a lot easy to spend when you don't have to buy it. When you're not actually like putting your car information. What's the highest you've got to? That should be our new game. Who can go to Porsche.com and get the highest thing. Oh, I reckon probably like 190. And that's on like a Porsche McCarm turbo.

That's three years of work. wage for your last job. Oh, my, my first job I ever had in Bumbury, I got paid $40,000 a year. Yeah, so you can buy a Porsche every four years. Is that how that works? No, and it's still not even enough. It's not even the right amount of number. Wait, you learn about taxes.

What? No, I go to jail because I have not been paying my taxes all this time. No, and one of the options is a massage chair. And, you know, when you're doing the window shopping thing, I've literally gone, No expense bed, right? I've literally gone, a massage chair is just too much. And I don't add it.

And I don't add it to this car I'm not going to buy. This magical, like, non-existent number. Yeah. Obviously, that number. But, like, actually, like, I don't need it, but, like, dangerous. Sure. But it's just, like, a soft one. It's $1,150 for the massage on the Porsche.

I've driven cars worth less than that. Oh, so. Yeah, my first Yaris, I got given about 800 cash, and I thought I ripped them off. Oh, yeah, I thought I ripped off the people that bought my Yarris off me as well, and it was your uncle. I said my family would do you a favour. Yeah, and they did. I didn't do them a favour, though. Tony took him for a ride.

I did and take him for a ride. He offered me, and I said, I'll give you 500 off because I thought that sounded like too good a deal. Yeah. Still too much. It was still too much. But, yeah, so Bridget and I are getting new cars. Love to see it. Love to see it.

That's great. If you see Torbs and I driving around in our partner's X cars. Yeah. Just give us a wave. Yeah, no worry. Bipid. I'm Laura from Adelaide. I'm Anna from North Carolina and the United States.

Hi, I'm Nicholas from Meridian, Idaho. And you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Oh, normal an R. Yep. Fuck, yeah. A massive shout out to a few about J. Actually, leave that in. I just realized we got normal NAR and I'm really excited about it.

Chloe Metafs, good on you, Chloe. Carissa Varick, love to see it, Carissa, Danielle, Andrea Pals. Love that. Love that. Pals. Arizona, Joe Berry. Arizona? Yeah.

Where's she from? Atlanta. Joe Berry, good on you, Joe. Louise and Chloe Crawford. Cindy Crawford's daughter. Really? Hot. Yes.

Long legs. I just, we're about to do normal on Arbor. I have the funniest you love to see it. Is it the Porsche you just bought? That we built during the break. I use the word card. I hope you don't mind.

It declined. Yeah. I've seen the card recently. Good luck. Yeah. Yeah. Our credit card is blown out. The minimum every month.

Yeah. We're doing that. Yeah. I've got the funny you should love to say it. I think I've done it as you love to see it before. It's so funny. Please. No.

We're doing normal or now. I'm just hooking you through. If a dad names a motherfucking boat. No. Oh, God. No, I said it was funny. And it was funny the first time I did it as you love to see it. To be fair, it was also.

Well, not for the reasons I thought, but to be fair, it probably was funny the second time. I thought that producer cam was going to shit a chicken That's how funny that was that I was like And I was having like deja, I was like, what? Shit a chicken. Yeah. What does a cow have?

Deja moo. That's not my love to say it, but My daughter, Mabel, would love that joke. She would, yeah. Can you do that next time you come around? Do you know what I'll do for Mabes? That one that's like, um, knock, knock, knock. Who's there?

Interrupting cow. Oh. Interrupting. Have you got any other knock-knock jokes? Knock-knock. Who's there? Knock-knock. Who's there?

Knock-knock. Who's there? Knock-knock. Who's there? Oh, sorry, I'm a little bit deaf. Would you be able to... I did that knock-knock joke on my brother, right? I reckon I was about seven years old,

and I didn't realize that he'd had a pretty rough day at work. I was about seven, so he'd. would have been 43? I was about seven so he would have been 19 probably

I was only 19 and he was working at a car yard actually at um yeah he's like a salesman and I didn't realize

he had a pretty rough day I think maybe he'd gotten fired actually like he'd had like a fucking Greg of a day and you go I know we'll cheer him up and I go

well I've just heard this joke at school or whatever and I go knock knock and I'm so cute and fat and little and knock knock and he goes who's there so proclaims and I go knock knock knock like I'm so proud of this joke because my brother is really funny so I'm like so proud knock knock knock knock and he goes Tony I fucking had it with you and your fucking knock knock jokes he went fucking bananas at me Jamie it's not Tony's fault that you got fired yeah and I think For you to take that on your seven-year-old sister. Cute, fat little sister.

You're cute fat little sister. And like, you know the scene in like that pussy in boots thing where like the cat's looking up and the eyes are huge? I just went like that and my eyes started welling up. And like, mum came in and she's like, what's going on? Are you guys okay? And Jamie's like, yeah, I'm just fucking sick and fucking. And mom goes, oh, the punchline is like, oh, sorry, a bit harder hearing.

Like, go to here. And Jamie goes, oh. Like, and my mom was just like, oh, she, she's really proud of this new joke. And my brother just, like, went mental. Oh, and was that just the fucking quietest in any of you guys have ever had? Oh, yeah, like it was so, like it was. So, Tony, how was your day? Oh, I'll learn a joke.

Well, don't say it. Jani, how was your day? Oh, you got fun. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Well, now it all makes sense. Yeah. Yeah.

Haley, what about you? Oh, she's gay. But, yeah, oh, God, a fucking strifector. A comedian, a fucking jobless person and a lesbian and a lesbian and a lesbian and all walking. do a bar and then my sister's there my other sister yeah a big family yeah liby had a good day that day she had a great day yeah normal or no thanks for sending these through the tony and ryan facebook group is where most of these come from um now marcell's on something here hi myself and i think we'll all agree that society you've got their

fucking priorities wrong sorry you got your feet real close to mine and i'm not wearing shoes or socks do you like that it's just oh that's your sore foot It is, yeah. Is that nice, like? No. They just, how did they get this far that far over? I actually am now six foot four. That was a, that was a long.

Don't have long legs. Don't. It's so ticklish. My footsy's cold. A little bit. Oh, don't. I'm uncomfortable. Sorry, you're in the workplace.

Now you know how Charles feels. I don't have an erection. Take that back. Redact that. Sorry, can we talk about that comment? Sorry, redacted Charles. On YouTube about Charles. Which one?

I just spat everywhere, sorry. So, during the Golden Ticket Tapa, that person messages Charles and goes. Oh, and said, um, does the, does the golden ticket Tapa also get a taste of the cough or another? Yeah. And then someone, and then someone says, my burner account. I think it's horrible that you would sexualize a 12. year old. It's so fucked up. But then someone else said like, what?

How old is he? Not getting that. Obviously, the joke on the pod is that Charles is 12 years old. He's 22. Marcel. Oh, my bye. My buy. It's in my laundry.

Fridge update. just like at the beginning of the episode, still there. Checking dessert on the menu before ordering your mains. So you know how normally you'll have your dinner and they go, any room for dessert? Yeah. Myself's like, we've got this around the wrong way. Check how good the dessert looks.

Let me assess. And then I'll decide how big a main to get. So true. Is this normal or nah? Not normal, but genius. Yeah. Because sometimes if you overcommit to a big. dinny and then you go oh they've got a fucking sticky date pudding on the menu i was going to say

what's going to get you over the line a sticky date pudding with little vanilla ice cream or or sometimes when they do it like a thick custard or something that's a bit of good that's a bit of good i tell you what i also don't hate is when they have anal a good quality ice cream and do like an affigato this is your saying this in a cheeky way as if we don't know this about you you make them for yourself at home Yeah, I do, Doug. Like, you make affigados on every Sunday afternoon. Yeah.

Like, not every Sunday. But you're saying it in a way that's like, oh, you wouldn't wudge up, but you do. You wouldn't wudge up? Yeah, you would. So for Father's Day last year, I got given a little, well, they made a bar corner for me in the kitchen. Very sweet. And then on Sunday afternoon, I'll mix Bridget and I drink and I go, oh, do you want to G&T or do you reckon I should mix all this weird shit together and have a coffee liqueur, fucking blah, blah,

and she goes, well, I won't have that, but you will. Well, so this is the thing, yeah, you need very little. convincing. Can someone else come over on Sunday and join me for one of these? I'm getting a head to my love to see. That was so much happened. Yeah, very good idea though to assess it. I also, do you know what I hate when you're out with people that like aren't like a something to share first? I just love a little, you know, first. Yeah. Like a. And as a team, we do a well we are good

we are good at that yeah we'll get a couple under we'll get the wings for the table yep or like a nachos to share or like I think that as a crew

at Top Tower we are good at a I had nachos for dinner last night calm town and it was fucking awesome did you do like a queso like a

like a cheese sauce as well no because Mubiala's not good on the dairy of course yeah but what she did do is use a corn chip as a spoon and eat a whole bowl of guacamole.

Fuck, she's just my niece all over. Isn't that just? I had corn chips and guacamole for dinner also last night. After I had a burrito. It's been a big week. Yeah. I just can't say no. This is an anonymous normal or nah.

Oh. Controversial. That's new. Refusing to date someone with your sibling's name. My aunt married a man with the same name as my dad and I can't stop gagging. I could never moan my brother's name midrute. And I think that's for the best.

Midroute is fucking graphic. It sounds like an English town. Oh yes. And we're going to stop in midrude. He leaves up midrute. I like that accent work. Thank you. That's good.

I'm doing the Alfred again. No. Michael Kane. Oh, you're good at that. When did you force me to do that? Was that on a podcast? Yeah.

Because that was awful. It was at my house, I think. And that all kind of hazed altogether, the episodes at my house. Cynthia's a normal or no. Oh, sorry, back to them moaning your dad's name or whatever. Oh, your sibling. I think your parent is worse. Like, can you imagine if Bridget was called Mandy?

Yeah, you're right. Do you know what I, like, I think that's worse. Or if your partner was called Mum? No. Sorry, I was about to act that out, and that's fucked. Go on. No. I don't actually understand how it would sound in the moment.

Do you want to give me an example? You can say it because your one doesn't listen to the show. Because she's dead. But she's listening. True. Oh, no, I actually can't. And that's fair. No, I can't do it.

Charles, can you do it? Your mum's name? Yeah, you can do my mom's name if you want. Oh, your mom. That's funny. Do you want to do your mom's name? Go on. I'll do your dad's name.

What's Charles' mom's name? Katie. Oh, you'd give a Katie one. Yeah, and his dad's name's Matt. And that's their email address. Katie and Matt at Yahoo.com. Yeah, it is. Just pretend it's Katie Richens.

Katie, Matt. Katie Richens. Oh, Katie. I'm going to fuck your mom. I've got to you love to see it. Hi. Huge news Oh no you were just telling a normal or not

Yeah I've moved on because that was No what was the last normal or nah that you had This is really creepy I've got a hair in my ring Is it my mom This is why we should have pushed on When we had the chance That's what his mom said

You can email her that Katie and Matt at yahoo.com Tapa Cynthia has a normal and this just sounds fucked and this is this is the end of our week do you know what I mean like this is

yeah come on Cynthia bring us home wearing sunglasses during indoor yoga now this is fucked halfway through yoga the guy behind me put sunglasses on is this iconic or is he a lunatic

um Um, I normally, if I'm doing yoga or Pilates or whatever, I normally take my glasses off because often you need like, especially if you're doing stuff like we like, bending. There's parts like where you're like forehead, hands are under your forehead and you're on the ground and your glasses would just like maybe break or get foggy and stuff like that and because you get hot, they like can't fog up. So I normally take my glasses off. so I can't imagine adding glasses halfway through for me that feels crazy yeah dark glasses

kind of implies he thinks no one can see where he's looking you know that thing where it's like oh you wear dark glasses so you can't tell where they're looking yeah but the trend is then like the face is at the bar yeah and then fucking tarpa Cynthia is downward dog and in front of him oh what a creep do you reckon that's what it's for

well I've read that and gone And so she's going, oh, is he just like being iconic? And I was like, I don't think so. My first thought was, did he start to cry? Because you know when sometimes you have a bit of like a breakthrough while you're exercising, especially doing yoga or something? Maybe it was like during shavasana and he had like a bit of a moment and started to cry. He started being extremely grateful and was like.

Yeah. Yeah. Like I'm actually not being a dick. That was my first instinct. It was like, oh, I wonder if maybe he started to tear up and was like, oh, I just want to like have a bit of a moment. I don't know that's funny though

that our instincts were opposite our assumptions were very far apart yeah no I just think glasses in yoga and stuff it like gets in the way and sweaty and like you're trying to see through the fog if you're bending down they just like slip off that's so annoying yeah that's weird so yep that's the end of our week

I've got a great you love to see it though I swear I've used this for you love to see it before but I just when I see it it It makes, like, I, I got service to me on the internet while I was in the back of a manoeuvre. And I laughed so hard that I started to cough. And then I coughed so hard that the guy said, do you need some water? And he offered me his half empty pump bottle.

Whilst disgusting and obviously you would never. Yeah. So sweet. And we've been chatting and, you know, he was telling me about his, how his wife, like that, when they moved to Australia. out anyway. Did he bring up his wife because you were like cracking on to him? No. You're like, oh, hey, what are you doing later?

And he goes, oh, my wife and I. My wife and I? No. We just like, I was just like, oh, do you live around here? And I'm an Uber driver's worst. I met, truly. Anyway, this came up and I laughed so hard that I cough, cough so hard that he had to offer me. He's disgusting palm blood bottle.

Kate Melvin posted this on Twitter. I just found out that my husband thought white claws were energy drinks. And he's been drinking one. on the way to work every day. Oh yeah, my boss doesn't seem like as much as a dick anymore. It's been really chilled out. I'm pretty cruisy at work now. Nothing really bothers me.

And as you drink, she's kind of crash in the afternoon, though, a little bit, don't you? God, they give you a pretty bad headache up, for a bit. Then I went out on the weekend. Didn't even really get that drunk. It's like I've strangely built up this tolerance. You just have one drink every day. Yeah. The first thing that you've put in your body every morning on the train, I'm guessing,

is a fucking white cloth. What about everyone else on the train? Is this guy a fucking ride? Do you know what that would make me do? I would look at him and go, fuck, I thought they had alcohol in them. I didn't realize that or any of your drinks. It would just be so far out of my, I would be like, I must be wrong. Imagine if you were driving to work in the morning, you stop at the lights,

you look at the car next to you, and a guy's drinking a VB. But yeah, so he's just. just getting on the train with a fucking white claw. Has she told him yet? I don't know. I hope she doesn't. Fuck, that makes me laugh so hard. Should we go fucking get stuck into some claws, Zavo?

Need a bit of a pick-me-up. Have a white claw. That should be their new slogan. Hate your job. Have one of these on the way to work. Perfect on your morning commute. Huge news in the local area. Yeah.

Which I may have mentioned in a group text earlier. Pan who works at the cafe. the road at nice guy eddies yeah um he is such nice guy every time i walk in there though he says no and then he gets someone else to take my order because he knows that he knows that i'm gonna order six fucking coffees yeah and he sees starting coming he goes i can't fucking do this and you know how the other day you were like can you order a cappuccino i did that there and and he went what and i went cappuccino so you know how we've been barred up about how he's doing the we love the the orange cream and then he did the banana cream.

Oh, he did the banana cream matcher that. I had it on the show the other day. Yeah, yeah. And he goes, there's a few days ago. He goes, hey, Ryan, I'm working on something. Are you about to tell me about that fucking tiramisu thing? Oh, sorry. What is that?

How do you know about the tiramisu? I post it on Instagram. Oh. Don't you? I thought I had a fucking exclusive. Oh, don't you follow them on Instagram? Oh, you hate my good business. Oh, good to see that you don't care about the little guy.

So when did they? posted though seriously no shit 10 days ago fuck off I'm actually not joking I'm not joking let me have a look but did he say it's coming or do he say it's like it's out let me let me let me let me have a look at him because he showed me photos the other day and he goes

I'm working on something I haven't quite finished it yet you guys will love it oh it was on the Instagram stories but I'm not even joking it was on like the 25th of October Oh my God And it's now The 6th of November

This has happened a few times I think I'm being played So I gave Penn You know I love that book The hospitality book Oh yes You gave him a book No because I was like

I was like Are you much of a reader And he goes oh yeah But strangely it's more about like Business and stuff And I was like bro I've got the fucking book for you And you love that book

Yeah it's called unreasonable hospitality It's Will Gidera And he did 11 Madison Park in New York and it's just like a crazy book about all the crazy stuff they did. And that they like did all this awesome stuff for their patrons and stuff for their patrons? Patrons.

Patrons. And if you join the Patreon, no, you get a 11 Madison Park calendar. Yeah. If you go to their patron and you get one fried rice. And I was like, bro, this is kind about business, it's kind of about life, but it's a guy who runs a restaurant. So it's like hospitality right up your alley. Love it. And it's all about doing

unreasonable stuff. Did you give him a physical book or you recommended the book to him why are you weird about this it's like when i said i was chatting to a friend at the gym the other day and you got weird about that as well because that was weird we went out for coffee oh oh tony hates when i make friends that aren't no it's not about that i actually i actually love it i'm challenging myself to talk to more strangers so no i love it but Do the challenge Does the strangers want to be challenged?

Yeah, have you asked them if they want this? Yeah, have they in on this? That's so mean. No, um, but it was the way that you said, she's doing this thing, she's challenging. Yeah, go on sweet up. It was the way that when you brought it up to us casually,

that you said, oh, yeah, like I said to Matt the gym this morning. And I said, who, oh, who's that? I'm like, oh, is that your PT or, I don't know. Like, have you got a trainer? or something, have you just gotten a train? Have you very recently gotten one? Have you not heard about it? Have you not seen him yet?

Yeah. And you go, oh yeah, it's just a guy over the gym and I was like, what? And you said, yeah, I see him like most days. Well, most days I go to the gym. And then you said like that you were showing him something on your phone, which feels like pretty close, right? It's like a close friend thing. Well, my face was a bit torn up from.

the calendar shoot from having the prosthetic nose and I said oh my nose my skin was looking a bit weird and I was like

let me show you why because look at the and I was showing him some of the photos tell him tell him what you said what he said after that I said

if my skin looks a bit weird it's because of this and he goes yeah it does yeah it does look bad and I'm like oh I barely notice yeah

no so did you so did you and that's what you want and a best friend Matt So did you give Pan the physical book Or were you like, bro, you've got to find this book Or listen to it or whatever

I mess like shared their audible link Oh How via their Instagram Or do you have Pan's number? Oh You've got Pan's number? Wow Fuck you Penn and Matt out on the town

But I But yeah, well three of us Three Amigos Yeah, that's what they call you down of the gym If the three of us walked in somewhere together It would be like a joke As in like

God, you're not very nice back But you know it's like Oh, the Irishman, the Scott And the policeman walked into a bar We're just like Those three guys hanging out like But I don't know about you If I get told

Oh check out this movie, check out this book I'll like well if I don't write it down I'm going to forget So I'm like Let me send it to you Anyway The book's about unreasonable shit And treating everyone really personally

Yeah I think he's read too far into it Because he's getting me back Because every time I go Pan's giving me an exclusive Then I come into the office And everyone goes Yeah I already knew that

Remember that other time When me and Lily both came in With the same story He's playing us dude Yeah And he's gonna play me right into That Terramisu iced latte And I'm gonna order five tomorrow

It does look really good When he posted on Instagram Still working on it. I think I'm going to do this, going to do that. And I'm out and it's coming out soon. And I was like, my, you'll have to see it as it's ready 10 days ago. Oh, great. Good.

No white claw on the train. But yeah, I get it. Well, you can have these and drive. And that is great news. Although, when you see the amount of Tiram Rousseau on top, I would not recommend. Yeah, is there a bit of rum in that, maybe. Oh, but even just the, uh. It's like a slab of cake.

Yeah. On the top. Yeah. I saw the photo. Two weeks ago. That's so upsetting Next time he gives me an exclusive I'm going to call him out

You just go Have you already posted this on Instagram Because Tony's gonna know If I go and tell Tony about this thing She doesn't already know And she learned about it two weeks ago I'm gonna fucking flip this place upside out Yeah we will never come back here

Until tomorrow Yeah until at least an hour from now That's so upsetting that you knew I'm really sorry for fucking your punchline No it's no it's not about the punchline It's about we all love Tiramisu Yeah We all it's getting into ice coffee

season. Oh, why is it a day fucking ending in why? Yeah, exactly. But I'm like, oh,

maybe we could all go up on the launch day two weeks ago. And enjoy one. Oh, Jesus Christ, he's got me again. He has.

But that's great that you've got that kind of relationship. The way he lies straight to my face. Well, I give him sick book recommendations.

He goes, you know how I'll pay you back by lying to you. Poor pan. No, poor Ryan. Oh, poor Ryan. Thank you.

Poor Matt. Well, what did Matt say when he told him? He was pretty devastated. Matt's actually... Matt goes, are you sure he about that Tiramisu coffee? You know what? This is why it's strange. Near the La Trobe Beauty?

Yeah, I got that a year ago. Matt is like a health coach or something. Sure. Is he your health coach? Or he's just another guy at the gym? Look at me. Do I look like a guy that has a health coach? No, but I mean, I don't know if Matt would approve of a tiramazoo

What I say, Matt, have you heard about this? And he goes, he goes, no. He's like, I've never heard those words together. Our algorithms are real different. Yeah. Yeah, you get that on the big jobs? Yep.

Yep. All right. Anyone else got any fucking breaking news? That we already, oh, Adam Band, lost his seat. Did you say that? Love you so much. Have a great weekend. Megan Fox and Machine Gun Galilee broke up.

There's parking at the photography studio. Titanic sunk. Titanic sunk. what did the rms titanic thank you is its christian name love you so much have a good weekend bye bye