Toni and Ryan - We Try Your Pregnancy Craving Meals

Episode Date: June 19, 2025

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Details at fizz.ca. This episode is sponsored by Audible, and if you're into psychological thrillers, then listen up, this is for you. Oh, it is. Sacrilege Curse of the Mbui is the new audible original and it's bone chilling. Bone chilling. It stars Caleb McLaughlin, you know, Lucas from Stranger Things,

and it follows the story of the Wallace family whose trip to a luxury game reserve in Zimbabwe quickly unravels. He unintentionally desecrates sacred ground and unleashes a supernatural force called the Mbuwi, a vengeful spirit born from centuries of colonial oppression. We're talking possessed animals, shape-shifting horrors, a vengeful spirit rooted in generations of colonial trauma. Now Daschen, that's Caleb's character, he has to face this curse and his own past to save what remains of his family. It's written and directed by visionary creator Nyasha Hatendi and presented in spectacular Dolby Atmos. Think pulse-pounding suspense with powerful explorations of identity and privilege. Listen to Sacrilege, Curse of the Mbuie now. Go to audible.ca slash sacrilege that's S A C R I L E G E.

I want to approve Tony's box. I want to come into Tony and Ryan podcast. Yeah okay you can come on us and be you have to approve as well. That's the whole thing. That's the deal. That's the deal. I practiced too. I could tell. I could tell. So now if you say I want to come while I approve Tony and Ryan podcast, we'll use that. Yeah, that's what a compliment really. I want to come while I approve Tony and Ryan podcast. Yeah, there we go. Now we can start.

Finally. Hey, this is Paul from Seattle and I approved this podcast. I feel like my eyeballs are gonna pop out. As you've just heard, Tony wanted a clarin-tine, which is apparently not how you say... Clarin-tine. She wanted an antihistamine and I said, I've got a strong one. Let me hook you up. It turns out Tony normally has a dose of 10 and I just gave her a 180 tell fast. So hold on to your fucking seats because today's going to be a wild ride.

I'm not going to breathe for three years. No, sneeze. Sneeze, yeah, it's a good thing. Yeah. See? Oh, it hasn't started working yet, so that was a bit wet. Are you still scratchy or you smoothed it?

It was actually my scratchy eyeballs, and I feel like they're a bit better. Yeah, I've been having to use eye drops heaps. Not anymore. That is such a fucking guilty pleasure. There is something so fucking slutty about dripping into my eyeballs. I love it. Using eye drops is like, it's like when you put a Q-tip in a bit too far, it feels a bit

good. Do you ever use eye drops? I'm just going to need to take a sip of water after hearing that. Yeah. Do you, have you, Charles, ever needed to use eye drops? Not since I was seven years old. Yeah. Oh, okay. So as a glasses wearer, my eyes get quite dry. It's like just, I think that some people just are more susceptible to that or

whatever. And so sometimes if I'm having a dry day, I'll just **** it and it is the best. It like have you ever heard a squeaky door yeah and then somebody like puts a little bit of WD-40 on on the we're on the runners and then it rolls like it's gonna fucking roll to Adelaide so you can roll right off the fucking door frame that so's so my eyes sometimes just be like, are they going to roll out of it? Reee, reee, reee. You put the eyedrops in and it's like they 360 roll around.

It's like the Las Vegas sphere. It's been all the way around. It's absolutely phenomenal. There's so much unpacking that last. I encourage you this weekend to try an eyedrop. That's why you love to see it. Eyedrops. Yesterday, Tony recommended you do not see- Materialists.

...the list, but she does recommend eyedrops. Yeah. And I'm not a doctor. Well, I am. Have some. Don't drink them though they make you shit. How do you know that? Oh, it's like a fucking- Internet meme. Yeah, like I've seen someone who was like, oh, I gave fucking, someone that pissed me off

put some eye drops in their food and it's like, makes you shit. I don't know if that's true. I can hear someone in this room Googling it, but I don't know if it's true. Yeah, I don't know if it is either. But either way. Yeah.

Eye drops in your eyes, very good. Mouth, no. Yeah. Eye drops in your eyes, very good. Mouth, no. Yeah. Last week- Speaking of eyes, they're just keeping it rolling. Last week we mentioned pregnancy cravings and Bridget and I ate mac and cheese three meals a day for weeks on end

and it was the three best weeks of my life. And you had to be supportive. I had to be supportive. I had to be supportive. I had to have gluten and dairy and all that stuff. And it was fun. Such a shame. Was that a rough week for you though, shit wise? Yeah, but it was worth it for the mac and cheese.

It's all about trade-offs. I completely agree. Leah Compton-Cann, who's a tarpa. She's currently seven months pregnant. Oh, that's far. Yeah. And she said, my only real craving this pregnancy is for margaritas. Since being pregnant, also the thought of eating meat

is sort of giving me the heebie-jeebies. Sure. So my husband has been given the task. A vegan margarita. The second that child is born, don't worry about holding my hand says Leah don't worry about doing anything I need a cheeseburger and a margarita in that hospital bed. Yeah a steak and a Tommy's, fuck that'll take care of ya. Yeah. Yeah. Um Cheryl Ann said that she ate KFC Mashies and nothing but for weeks on end. Oh luckily they were available

cause they're not always available KFC. In Australia they are a real collector's item. They're not always available. Do you know what they do at KFC in the UK? Corn on the cob. At KFC. They should do that here. Colonel Fried Cob.

Colonel Fried Cob. Fried corn. Yeah, yeah, that's it. Do we have the K, this is from Erin, the KFC famous bowl. I don't think that's a thing in Australia. Well, if it is, it's not that famous, you know what I'm saying?

The bowl, so what is it? Like a burrito bowl, like burger bowl. Must be. It's a layered dish containing mashed potatoes, sweet corn, bite-sized pieces of fried chicken gravy and shredded cheese. Do you know what that is? A KFC HSP. It is.

That sounds amazing. Can we have that for lunch? Erin said, that's the only thing I wanted for a whole month. Every meal was that and she got it. The lady in the drive-through knew my name after the second week, the obsession was so bad. And if I wasn't having a boy, I would name my baby after that lady in the drive-through.

That's iconic. I absolutely love that. Just like, yeah, same again, doll, yep. What would the name of the lady be at KFC? Three, two, one, Lucy. Same energy. Same. Same energy. Same. Good best friend test. Very different, but same. Helen Boyd. And they're both blue, like the names are both blue in my mind. Yeah. Helen Boyd said when I was pregnant all I wanted was dirt. I've heard, I think

that's quite common. It's like you want the minerals or something like that. The nutrients and yeah. Yeah. A lot of people messaged through and said ice, like just anything cold, chewing on ice, sucking on ice, just iced anything. A girlfriend, my sister of my girlfriend, she, nope, one of my sister's girlfriends was like, I wanted to eat rocks. Like it was like the actual like Emily said I wanted to eat lumps of coal. Yeah. Like the texture was like the like on your teeth. You just want to really like scratch it.

Give you the heebie doobie though. It does. Yeah. Now I'm gonna, should we, I know this is a YouTube episode as well, like maybe put some pink around me and like some sexy music in and I like, I'll read this in the spirit that it was meant. Okay. This is from Louise Murphy. Hi Louise. And don't get too turned on because we are in a workplace.

Oh, I won't promise anything. I was a vegetarian for 12 years before I was pregnant. Then 13 weeks pregnant I just looked at my husband and I said I need five guys inside me. My husband the gentle carnivore said, they don't do veggie burgers there. Let's go somewhere else. And I said, babe, I need the main. Give me a cheeseburger. Give me that me. Yeah. So good.

Charles. Sorry. He's just put a background up. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's the energy. Welcome Perth. 30 minutes later.

Very good, though's the energy. Welcome Perth, fucking 30 minutes later. Very good though, very good. Time difference chat. As the meat juices rolled down my chin, my eyes rolled to the back of my head. Obviously it used eye drops. I later found out my iron levels were shockingly low. So obviously my body knew what it needed, but oh boy, give me that meat.

So fair, so fair. Yeah. The body knows. The body knows. The body knows. And I know my body. What's that Gable Matta book that the body keeps score? I don't think that's what he had in mind. Like. The body keeps score. Five guys.

Yeah. Now I thought we'd try some of these Tony. Little's going to help us out. Don't we get a cheeseburger? No. Michelle. Are we getting the KFC bowl? Nope.

Oh. Michelle Campbell said. Hi Michelle. And Lily's got it over. Good on you, Lille. Chef Lille. A cloche! That's so fancy.

It's like we're on MasterChef. Now Michelle said. I can see myself in the clock. When I was pregnant, I loved the smell of bleach. Pfft. Oh, um. But I also- But I also liked grapes and cheese dipped in tzatziki.

Oh. Yum, I love dip. All right, the grape and cheese though. All right. A grape. So a grape and a cheese into the dip. Is that what I'm doing? Yep.

So I'm wearing quite a big sleeve. I don't know if I'm getting the tzatziki. You are. Your big wizard sleeve over there. Is it almost getting in the dip? All right. I'm going to break up the, so that I can like, you know, get a mouthful of both. In the tzatziki.

I love tzatziki. Oh. Tzatziki. I love tzatziki. Tzatziki cheese Grape that fucks actually If I was pregnant, I would eat the craziest shit. Oh The grape yes the cheese and no I've just gone cheese and tzatziki straight in. Yeah. It's the cheese and tzatziki is a bad combo for me.

How dare you? It's just like dairy on dairy. How dare you? Oh God. All right, let's grab the next one. That was fucked. I like that. Did you get some crackers so I can have that tzatziki later?

Bring the next one, please. Bossy. The next one is, Yvette Copley said- Yvette? I hope she got time off from work. Yvette says, strawberry milk?

Oh, no, I won't drink strawberry milk and you know that. And Hope says, gallons and gallons of strawberry Nesquik. No, I will not drink that and you know that. No fucking way. Really? No, because my mom used to put medicine in strawberry Nesquik. No, I will not drink that and you know that. No fucking way. Really? No, because my mom used to put medicine in my Nesquik, my strawberry Nesquik and you know that. I do know that, but I didn't know that meant

you were like a strict no. I won't drink it. Just. Ha ha ha ha. Blech. Blech. Strawberry Nesquik is fucking delicious. If you can get past the mental demons,

I think you'll find a delicious flavor on the other side. Oh, she spat it out. She spat it out. No, I can't do it. I can't do it. Sorry. I can't do it. Sorry.

I can't do it. Sorry, I knew that. I'm gonna have a bit of cheese. Yeah. Pallet cleanser. All right, next, Sophie says, I made mugs of bistro gravy and drank them like coffee. What? That's very English, isn't it, bistro? I remember that you had the medicine association, but I didn't know that men are hard, no.

No. Put some spoons there, just to give it a little- So is this quite literally great? Oh there's a film on the top of mine! What is it? The materialists. A shocking film on the top. Oh it sounds like chicken. Cheers. Oh that's so beefy. I think it's like chickeny. That to me smells like, oh, maybe it just smells like, um, like chicken treat.

That is, fuck, pregnant people got a leaf day. Yeah. Eat good shit. Bridget, smack and cheese cheese straight up and down. Finally, Tori said, when I was pregnant, I crave the smell of guinea pig food. What? I'm not eating guinea pig food. No, the smell of it. Like it's something about the similar to the biting into the cola. It's just something like, I just need to smell it.

Sorry. And a shout out to Lily. The packaging, small animal gourmet treat. Oh, it's rabbit food. Yeah, shout out to Lily. The packaging. Small animal gourmet treat. Oh, it's rabbit food. Yeah, yeah, yeah, rabbit food. No, it's got a rabbit and a guinea pig. Yeah, the whole family. But the fact that it says small animal gourmet treat is so funny. I must stress it's a gourmet treat for a small animal, not a gourmet treat made of small

animals. How's it smell? Because of my long COVID I don't have great nose. Oh it's just real grainy and farmy. Yeah it's farmy, it smells like a horse. Yeah. Oh now can I send this. So what she's's just snorting the small animal gourmet tree. Yeah, and I think it's the nutrients, because it's like the dirty, grainy, like, look. I mean, at least she wanted the smell and not to eat it. Have a muesli bar.

That does look like a muesli bar. It does. Yeah, that's what's talking to me, I think. Now, I just want to send out a shout out to Lily, who works with us. Good job, Lil. I get this call yesterday and there's a bunch of different sorts of- Hey Ryan, there's a large animal gourmet treat and a small animal gourmet treat. Which

one do you think- No, so the issue was, is cause Lily calls up and goes, just to confirm, Tarpatory said it's about the smell, right? Yeah. And I go, yeah. And she goes, well, how do I know which one smells strong or not? Oh, because it's hidden in the packet. Oh, actually, I shouldn't have added. Someone who works for us spent time going up and down the aisle at Pet Barn,

sniffing the different small animal gourmet treats to make sure the one they purchased did, in fact, have a smell about it. That is so fucking funny. I was on the phone with Ryan, right? That's commitment to the bit. I was on the phone with Ryan and he kept just like laughing. And I was like, are you all good? He goes, yeah, Lily's just texting me cause she's out trying to get something for me.

And now the visual of you just sniffing the aisle at Pet Bar and hilarious. Maybe Tori was in the aisle as well. And she goes, you just getting a bit of a whiff too. Yeah. She's like, we're on YouTube. Yeah. Oh, have some bistos. Hey, this is Paul from Seattle and you're listening to Tony and Ryan.

This episode is sponsored by Audible. And if you're into psychological thrillers, then listen up, this is for you. Oh, it is. Sacrilege Curse of the M'B is the new audible original and it's bone chilling. Bone chilling. It stars Caleb McLaughlin, you know, Lucas from Stranger Things, and it follows the story of the Wallace family whose trip to a luxury game reserve in Zimbabwe quickly unravels.

He unintentionally desecrates sacred ground and unleashes a supernatural force called the Mbuwi, a vengeful spirit born from centuries of colonial oppression. We're talking possessed animals, shape-shifting horrors, a vengeful spirit rooted in generations of colonial trauma. Now Daschen, that's Caleb's character, he has to face this curse and his own past to save what remains of his family. It's written and directed by visionary creator, Nyasha Hatendi and presented in spectacular Dolby Atmos. Think pulse-pounding suspense with powerful explorations

of identity and privilege. Listen to Sacrilege, Curse of the Mbuie now. Go to audible.ca slash sacrilege. That's S-A-C-R-I-L-E-G-E. Mobile plans totaled $17 a month. Certain conditions apply, details at phys.ca. I'm asking you a shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. Kathleen Elers, good on you Kathleen. Casey Adams, love to see it. Venus 70, love that.

Like the Venus fire trap. Yeah, that's better than her friend Venus 69. Oh, I wouldn't have thought so. Ryan Skinner, I'm like Noah. Miranda Owen, Angela Hennote and Christopher Beach. Not that Christopher Beach, different one. Is it that Ryan Skinner? Cause he may have been involved with,

remember that time I was sent nipple tassels? Oh, it might be. Us Ryans nipped together. And this Sunday actually is the cutoff for if you are a champion tarpa and you would like to submit a video to be in the opening sequence of the Tarpa-thon. Yep. Tarpa-thon three, dual confinement. Are you also about to burp cause we've eaten that gravy? Yeah. I'm really sorry. I was trying to hold that in. Yeah, but I just couldn't. I could see you and then I could feel me. You saw me about to float away.

I had to get some air out. I'm feeling what you're feeling. Yeah, the gravy is really not agreed with my body. I think for me it was the cheese and the tzatziki is going to mean I've got about eight minutes till I shit. Okay, well let's get through this. But yeah, so at least I did a cute burp like it was like private. Oh, because you're a cute girl.

Okay, yeah, you're right. I'm just a dirty boy. But so you can still upload your videos, but a hard cut off Sunday night. Yep. So that we can start putting it together. So if you would like to be part of it, make sure that you've joined already and that you upload your video ASAP. All the information is in on the champion tier only of Patreon. Yeah and they're every hour so you can watch yourself a fair bit. Yeah. Lots of chance to get on there. Especially if we don't get many you will be in all of them.

So next week is the Tarpathon June 28th. We're spending 24 hours in dual confinement locked up. We have to complete these challenges and complete the 24 hours without driving each other insane to prove that we are in fact best friends. 24 hours to prove we're best friends. Yep. Now I've got a little best friend test here because I thought we need to warm up. And you watching, I want you to imagine your best friend and like what would they say about you, what would you say about them because you can you know play along yourself as well. Yep. Or maybe even guess what I'd write for Tony here, because we all know Tony pretty well by now. See, I feel like, yeah, if you're listening or if you're watching, I reckon it might be like, what do you think I'm going to say? Yep. Now the first one, don't say it out loud yet.

Ryan's writing on a whiteboard at the moment, so he's writing his answer so that he can't cheat. This one's actually easy. And I think though that as a best friend, I know that you're so thrilled about the whiteboard. Yeah, I just like writing. Yeah. It makes you feel old school. Yeah, I know. But I can see that you've got like a little bit of like a... Because typing is for suckers. ...a pep in your step about like having the visual. It's very good.

This is actually too easy. it's like not even fun. What is their comfort TV show? Oh, The Office US. That was amazing. Easy, easy, easy, easy. I can't believe you have The Office. Can you? Well, I watch a lot of TV.

The other answers I would have accepted is Broad City. Or Auntie Donna's Big Old House of Fun, or Kath and Kim. Yeah, yeah. They would all lean out there for me, yeah. But the office, is this the part of the game is that I say the first thing, don't overthink it. No.

Oh. Because you know with these things, sometimes it's like the first thing that comes to your mind, but then when you start thinking, that's when you get into like just too far away from it. Yeah, you can talk yourself out of things. You know what I mean? But also because like this is a show,

Yeah. You know, maybe we could just like have fun still. No, but that's what I mean. But like, I want to get it right. I want to win. What holiday slash holiday destination do they talk about the most? Japan. Oh, what?

Maybe you should overthink some things. As if you're not going to take the piss out of me about Japan. I can't believe I haven't either, but that's not what I've written down. Oh. Well then you're wrong, not me. I've read I don't need therapy and otherwise I've told myself. I know. Oh, Broom. Nice. But I reckon I would have thought you were to Japan. Okay. All right. I'll lock in. That's one from two. Yeah. That's one from two. Are you keeping score Charles on

your own personal whiteboard? I got a laptop. Oh, big powerful laptop. Someone's from the year 3000 over there. Someone's doing well. Charles doesn't even know how to write. He was born with an iPad. If your best friend called you at 3 AM, what would it be about? So if Tony called Ryan at 3 AM, what would it be about? Let me put my answer in first. If I called you at 3 AM, oh.

If you called me at 3 AM, I would just assume it was bad news. Yep. I feel like that's what I would call you about at 3 a.m. Yeah, specifically. If you were calling me at 3 a.m. the chances are it would be because... I've been broken into. No. That's not my answer. I'm just thinking about some potential answers. Not looking that in. Did my face give it away that maybe that wasn't correct? No, I'm not looking at you. I'm not cheating. I'm just working through what the answer could be. Think realistically, if you were calling me at 3am, it would be to say... I have to go to...

Nah. I've called you at 3am. Hopefully this hasn't happened or doesn't happen, but... Oh, Pippa's dead. Torbz is dead. I'm dead! Tony, what's the problem? We're all dead!

Oh... No, think. Think. Huh? No, you're like... Because I'll show you and you go, oh, well, yeah. You're like, because I'll show you and you go, oh, well, yeah. Torbz has died. Charles is like, that's not it. Let me show Charles.

OK, I'm not looking. Oh, yeah. You know? Yeah but... Or is 3am too late? Way too late. Alright, if you were calling at 11pm... Oh, I've got diarrhea, I'm not coming in tomorrow.

I would say like 9pm. Okay, so we know where 11pm is. So 3am, Torbz is dead. 11pm, Tony's shitting. I'm sick and I'm not coming in tomorrow. 9pm would mean... What do you do before you go to bed? I've slept in the shower.

Oh I can't find my retainers! Pippa's dead! No! So Pippa dies at 9pm, is alive at 11pm and then dies in... I don't know! Alright 7pm. No! So people die at 9pm, is alive at 11pm and then dies in... I don't know! Alright, 7pm. I've burnt my hand on the oven, I've gotta go to the emergency room.

6pm. Stop cheating, Charles. That doesn't even mean anything! I don't even know what he's doing. 5.30 PM. Oh, okay. So I've just gotten home from work. What's the last thing you do when you get home and you're on the desk and you

check the show for tomorrow. 3 AM. Oh no way. I've written podcast not uploaded. I checked that at 5pm but then I also checked it at about 7pm and then I also checked it at about 10 or 11pm before I got to bed. Okay. So 3pm is too late. I'm gonna sleep by then. Worrying about my boyfriend being dead. Okay so is that zero from?

No that's one from 3pm. Oh yep. Who's someone they always look up to? This is tough because I don't know what... Can I give three potential answers? You're writing a lot. Um... I'll accept three answers because I may have written two. Okay. Is this based on current events? I just, who is someone that you're best?

Because this is like a quiz from online. Who is someone your best friends always looked up to? My mum. Hang on a second. No, you can't change it. My mum. No, you can't change it. That's not't change it. My mom, no, you can't change it.

That's not part of it. But then also like, Alison Roman or like Alex Cooper or something like that. Is that kind of- You can't be swayed because we've just watched the Call of Alex documentary. But that's why I'm like based on current events. Who else do I look up to?

I would probably say my mom, but that's obviously not what you've written. Is there anyone else who just wants to try it there? Who else do I look up to? Like creatively or business wise? I'll just read the questions bro. Um... Creatively or business wise? No, but like I'm like...

Who's your go-to mogul? But is it about work or like, cause like, I'm going to say my mum. Oh, or Mindy Kaling, that's very good. I've written mum in big letters. Big letters. Or Mindy Kaling in small letters. You really threw me by being like, when I said mum, I had it right.

Two out of four, it means it all comes down to this, the past. But I had it right. Why did you go, I feel like you need to learn how to do this quiz. A blah, a blah, a blah, a bad workman doesn't blame their tools. No, but like if I had it right, then I wouldn't go. I'm sorry for breathing. No, but why would you? To get oxygen into my lungs. That's not how this works. We are not going to last.

If they were sad, what snack would cheer them up immediately? Now this is hard because if it was the other way around, there'd be about 50 things. It's the same for me, I guess also snack is snack because just food yeah, cuz Look at me. I haven't written anything down yet. So don't say anything, but I'm just trying to like Okay, I've seen it I don't think you're thinking it should we do a three two one yeah, but let me just write just to like, just to double check. But... I'm not talking like, oh I like that food.

I'm talking like, oh, pick me up off the ground. I need some comfort food. The podcast hasn't uploaded and Torbz has died. Ha! Charles, can you give us a 3, 2, 1? I really hope we're thinking the same thing. We are. It's what you would suggest as well, I think.

Yeah. Ready? Yep. Three, two, one. Kransky. Oh. We haven't had a Kransky in four years. Yeah, it's because we've been too happy.

That place shut down. Oh. I thought, because when at the end of- A cheese Kransky. Yeah that is good. Am I wrong? No, absolutely not wrong. But at the end of a day if I really wanted to like fuck myself up and like like really like settle in I'd probably be like let's get KFC. There's a K in Kransky and there's an F in a C if you spell it wrong.

Yeah you're an F in C. I think that you did terribly at that quiz. That's what I'll say. I just don't think that when I say the right thing, you go, that's not how it works. I don't want to fall apart at the seams. It sounds like you do. I think you just need to maybe.

I don't think we're going to last. Don't you think though that I got it right? Why did you go shhh? We got that one right. Yeah but you, not before I went on a turkey journey to come back to the same answer. Don't you agree? I'm lashing out because it's a sad day for me and I've got an announcement to make. What? It's not because of you. You're right, I am wrong. And this is why. That's not what I'm asking you to say.

No, I've got something to say. Anyway, like anyways. You look concerned. You just told me that you have bad personal news, so yeah, I obviously am. Today I'm taking the Jimny back to Suzuki. Yeah. That is, that is actually no, that does explain your horrendous mood. I'm wearing my Jimny t-shirt. Are you going to just set that on fire after you give it back to them?

Yeah and then lob it into the backseat. Nah, obviously not. But seriously, one of the great three-week loans I've ever had. If this was a blockbuster DVD the fine would be outrageous. It might be. You haven't taken it back yet. You don't know what they're going to say when you get there. For summer, they said, it's the middle of winter. It's very cold now. Yeah. Well, you definitely got your... Got my no money's worth.

Yeah. Thanks to the good people at Suzuki. Yup. Suzuki Australia and head office in Japan. Yup, arigato. Arigato. And sayonara. So true. I've used up my two words of Japanese.

Yeah, that's good. But best friends, to make up for my atrocious effort and my terrible, would you like to go for one last spin after the show today? I would love that. Via the KFC drive through. Get a Kransky. And this is fair.

Yeah. I'm not going to get the inside of the Suzuki vacuumed until after we've had the KFC. So true. Because. Well we don't want to be limited by that. No. Is this a great excuse to go through the car wash? I do have to wash it before. You know what I mean? I think it's a nice thing to No. Is this a great excuse to go through the car wash? I do have to wash it before,

well, I mean, it's- You know what I mean? I think it's a nice thing to do. It's a nice thing to do. Question of the year, are you going to fill it with fuel? No. I wouldn't. I'll fill it with KFC while I'm in it. You're going to fill it with fuel?

No. How much is like too little? Like if I'm in it. You're going to fill it with fuel? No. How much is like too little? Like if I'm- No, that's, I'm like, what's a like nice amount? I reckon I'm currently at two thirds of a tank. So by the time I get it back to Suzuki, it'll be like half, not empty, it'll be half. Half is fair.

Yeah, that's what I think. I think below half is maybe a little bit dog shit. Like 49% is bullshit, but 50 you'll cop that. No, I think like 40 and above, that range of like 40 to 50 I think is okay. Maybe I'll fill it with KFC Zinger sauce. Just tip it in. Yeah. Yeah. That'll make him regret ever asking you to take the car back. I've got to love to see it here as well, which I think will perk us back up. Please.

Because friend of the show Ansley Clark, who we recently spoke to, they did an approval with us. Yep. Ansley's from Chicago. Ansley has gifted a Champion Tarpa membership to another Tarpa so that they can watch the Patreon live stream. Legend. So the Tarpa-thon is going to be live next week for Champion Tarpas. Yep. And now Katarina Jones will be watching along thanks to Ansley.

That is such a kind gift. Yeah. So Ansley was just like looking through the comments in the Facebook group and someone said like, oh, I'd love to watch, but like, oh, it's just not really in budget now, which I totally get. And they said, look, I'd actually love to gift you a membership so that you can watch along with us. Um, isn't that so sweet? Doesn't that just warm your cold little heart? Isn't that so lovely? That's lovely. What a legend. Yeah. Um, so thanks to Ansley and welcome to Katarina. Um, it's lovely to have you. I'll see you next week. It'll obviously, uh, be significantly more successful than the best friend test. No, cause you know what? You won't be parting with a dear friend next week. You've got to give your chimney away today. Do you know what? I actually wish you'd said that at the top of the show so I could have then taken that into account for the whole thing. Do you know

what I mean? Like I wish I knew that and I would have given you so much more grace. This is the thing. are you okay, Day? Who's someone you look up to? Are you okay, Day? Should be every day. It is every day. Yeah. At Tarp Tower.

Yeah. Are you okay? Are you okay? No. Oh. I'm mourning. Oh, why? I'm not time.

Who's someone you've always looked up to? And I'll give you the correct response. Jimny. Yes. You had on your shirt already. My love to see it. You already did yours. Didn't you?

Oh no, that was about the Jimny. That was, I don't like to see that at all. Sorry, I just think you love to see it. No. Sorry, everyone. I've just you love to see it. No. Sorry, everyone. I've just messaged you in Slack for some reason. In the weirdest channel. Yeah. Now, before you look at that though, Pagan Donovan, she's a tarpa.

She said her love to see it is the Pitbull tour that's going on at the moment. Friday's live or something. Oh, that's the Australian little thing, but he's on a world tour. And it's going. Of course he is, Mr. Worldwide. It's going the fuck off because I think he's reached that like nostalgia. You know what I mean? I think it's a bit of a meme as well. The bald caps and stuff. I've never had FOMO when the Miss Carter tour was on. Ears, I was like, good for you guys, but it's not my thing. But seeing all these women there in suits and bald caps, having the time of their lives,

I really wish I was there. By the way, people usually refers to like, the ladies is like the baddies. But when they got bald caps on there, the baldies. And he's like, well, the baldies, you know, and he's just like really, he's leaning in and in. He's leaning in, yep. And then-

I'm so sorry, the video started black. Yeah. Can you please take the volume off, put the volume on and for everyone else? Yeah, hang on, I'm just gonna rewind. Rewind because I'm 300 fucking years old. Cute breed, what is she? She's a whippet, what breed's yours?

Oh, it's a pit bull. Mr. Worldwide. Worldwide. It's a person on a leash. Bing dresses as a pit bull. What kind of dog is yours? A pit bull. Mr. Worldwide. Mr. Worldwide.

Take a picture of that on a cool neck. That's amazing. Love to see that. I love when everybody gets amongst the same joke. Yeah. Like it's just so fun. Imagine you're on a tour and like you're on the stage and you're looking at all those people and they're dressed as you. Yeah. And you kind of go, well, whether it's a meme or not, like you're all here, we're all getting amongst it. Like how fun. Yeah. It's like if we went to the cricket and everyone dressed up as Tony, it's like, as if I've had that experience. I'm just like, I'm Mrs. Worldwide. Mrs. Worldwide.

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