Toni and Ryan - We Went To The First NFL GAME in Australia

Episode Date: September 13, 2026

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What did we actually just watch? Was it A, NRL? Was it B, NFL? Was it C, S-N-L? Or was it D? A-N-L? Hi, I'm Adrianna from Guelph, Ontario, Canada. Hi, I'm Paul from Westchester, Pennsylvania in the US. Hi, I'm Carissa and this is Roshin from Utah.

And I have a group of podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. This is Dr. Tony Lothelodge. Welcome to the 49ers podcast. Welcome to the 49ers podcast. We've just got back from the football. And we fucking won. We fucking won.

The 49ers fucked up the ramp. Maybe they should have got here earlier and paid a bit more attention to the Australian people. And the community. Like San Francisco did. Sorry that the 49ers were out there giving fucking footballs to little kids and shit. Turning up to our local cafes. Going to the bunning sausage sizzle. We're going to Australian football and getting around it.

We know where our fucking butter is butter. Go toast. You know? And that's San Francisco. Yeah. I've never been. to SF, have you? Oh, when I was real little.

Yeah. Yeah. But it has, we have missed it on our journey somehow. I was told by a TARPA recently, you know what they hate in San Francisco? Mm-hmm. Calling it San Fran. Do they? Apparently, they don't like that.

Do they call it SF or it's San Francisco? I don't know what they, yeah. Or you know what they call it there? Here. Home. Home of the 49ers. Actually, yeah. Yeah.

It's the home of the 49ers. I know that you guys might have believed this, but I did bandwagon to become part of the 49ers gang for this specific event today. What was it got you over the line? Was it someone giving us these shirts? Someone gave me the shirts. I wore it.

We went with Netflix, which was beautiful. They looked after us today. And they gave us this merch and this, because it started really early. 10 a.m. on a weekday, 100,000 people turned up. And we officially, we officially drank the stadium out of beer. All the beer's gone, like empty. Midday on a weekday.

Before the game was over, they were like out of beers. Proud of us. One of the people that we were with was like, oh, can I get a soda water? Like a sparkling water and they go, we're actually fully out and they go, cool. I'll have a hard rated solo. Yeah, I'll get a vodka. I'll have alcohol instead of soda water. But this morning, we woke up real early to get into town to get into the game.

I kicked Tony up at 6.30. Yeah. And. For a sporting event. Yeah. Which feels crazy. So I walk out of my house and I've got my merch on. I'm holding my fucking phone finger and everything.

And this guy's walking past at 630, you go and catch the train. He goes, ho ho! 40! Really? I'm not fucking you at 630. And I went, oh, yeah, he's like, you go into the game?

And I was like, what do you reckon? I was like, yeah, I am. And he goes, oh, you're so lucky to get tickets. I was like, oh, sorry, you're not trying to rub it in, huh? And he goes, oh, no, my son's a huge fan. And he goes like, oh, um, they're looking good and I went

yeah and I went and I went oh well it's early and I meant in the day right but he goes

oh well yeah like I know it's the first game but like they're looking good in the preseason and I went so he thought I was talking shop because I thought

it's early mate bit hard to tell and he went oh no man I'm feeling real good about it I feel good yeah

oh everyone's in tip top condition that been here all week, going to the bunnings, going to the school. Not a gym, they don't like those boys. Yeah, and yeah, so we talked shop about football at 6.30 a.m. in my driveway. Impressive. And I thought, what, morrie's there? You love being a sports fan.

I do. It brings people together. It does. You would never have spoken to that guy otherwise. No. And also, I did heaps of really good small talk in our little area. You did. You did a great job of small talking.

I was talking to all the lads around us about their footy balls. I think we've seen the blossoming of love. Okay. So because we were a guest of Netflix, there were some fancy people around us. I don't think we've told the gang this yet. No. I'm going to leave names out.

Leave names out. Hey, he's saying that because he doesn't remember anyone's name. No, I remember her name. Of course you do. Yeah. Stunting. Stunting.

Stunting. This girl is a model slash presenter. She's six foot one. Stunning. Now, this is... Like, disgusting. Like we, you were sitting next to, but we're just like, well, we can't see next to me.

Like literally, I was like, does anyone want to swap seats with me? So this guy in front of us, and I don't mean this as having a go, but he was just like a very average looking, just a regular person. Disagreate. I thought he was a hottie. Oh, but like he, it's not like she's a model and he's also a model. Oh, he was just a regular do. But like, good looking.

Good looking. But normal. Just any bloke you would see at a sporting event. Yeah. Having a beer, having a chat. whatever, blah, blah, blah. Chill outfit. Yeah.

And I know you said you were good at small talk and you were. It's something you've been working on. Thank you. The confidence of this guy to just chat to a six foot two model and he's probably going down on her right now because he was just like. It was amazing. He wasn't like he was crazy funny or he was just like a nice guy. Just kept asking questions.

Yeah, just getting in, getting in. And then she was like. And he was talking to me and I was like, you're wasting time. You talk to the model. I know you're just being polite. but just it's really fine. I'm married like it's okay. And she's giggling.

I'm not hot. Just talk to her. She's giggling. He's giggling. You know how you have that like we're being friendly and then something happened and you both kind of go. Is it? And Ryan and I was sitting there like proud parents like,

oh. What? And I was like there. And it's like so loud in there. And I'm like, they're going to fuck later. Right. Yeah.

You did say that really loud. You did say that really bad. But everybody was pumped for it. Like everyone was watching on just like, this is crazy. He's going to. take home this model. Yeah, give him her number.

He woke up at 7 a.m. to go to a football game. He did not know he was going to fuck a model today. Yeah, and you know what? God bless America. And I bet when she woke up, she didn't know she was going to fuck average job football either. He was a hottie.

He was a hottie. But like in a very normal way. Yes. Yep. I. Not derogatory, but just very normal. She was so fucking nice as well.

She was. So you hate that when someone's hot and nice. person. Hot and nice. Oh my God. Not relatable. Give us a chance. Yeah, we're mean and ugly.

She got me sunscreen. She did get you sunscreen. Can I please? Did I have the joke of the day when I did that impression? It was very good. We needed sunscreen and no one had sunscreen. And can I just say, I know that it's fucking 14 in Melbourne on this game day today. Baked. Baked in the sun.

14 in the shade, 57,000 in the sun. You've got, yeah, your arms. Look, I'm like so freckily. Like, the sun has come straight through. Yeah, we were getting reamed. We were getting fucking dominated by the sun. So then someone goes, oh, there's like a little like push the button,

sunscreen squirt comes out the bottom thing. Dispenser, some people say. Scientific language. Yeah, I mean, I hate to. Yeah, I'm just trying to keep it real with the people, you know. Yeah, yeah. Pay the picture. Theater of the mind, I believe.

So then some legend that Tony Bullitt into going getting a sunscreen gets an empty coffee cup goes to the sunscreen and just does a bunch of pumps And brings a whole cup back Yeah A cup of sunscreen Yeah

Which is as disgusting as it sounds Yeah Really And we were all fingering it like these Trying to get the sunscreen out And we're all like And then I said Hey everyone

Watch me do an impression of me Having giving a donation at the IVF clinic. Yeah, it was very, very good. And then I carried the cup. You need to stop saying donation, though, because it wasn't a donate. It was like...

It was a donation. But it was like, no, it was for you. I donated it to my wife's pause. I take that back. You redacted. Your wife will never talk to you again. Redacted. Can you imagine Bridgett heard you say that?

Oh my God. I'm sick right now. So before... No, don't. It's not. It's not going to. be good. It'll be great. She loves this stuff. But so while you're doing that, the guy who, you know, the handsome normal dude who was like, oh, what does this look like a cup of? And I was like,

Hoy, hoi, are you on the podcast? Come. Oh, hi. Hi. Hi, Bridge. Hi, Tony. So we got a cup this morning full of sunscreen, uh, because it was really hot in the sun. And I said, hey, everyone, look, this is an impression of me walking down the hallway at the IVF clinic. which was very, very funny. I looked really sheepish and embarrassed. It was good. It was good. It brought the house down.

Yeah. And then I said, this is like when I did a donation at the IVF clinic. And Tony said it's not a donation if it's for yourself. Um, yeah. But where did I donate it to in the long game? I don't know. Bridget, I'm going to have to tell you this. And I'm so sorry.

But your husband, disgusting Ryan, he said, I don't. donated it to my wife's Puss. That's gross. That's what I said. And I said she won't like that. But that doesn't even make sense because the donation is to a petri dish. Yeah, but it, you know where it ends. You didn't.

No, you're like, I'm on the next floor. No, that's not. Yeah. But it ends up there. But no. Only, no, well, not really. Well, then how does our daughter exist? Well, only one of them ended up there.

Yeah. And you're welcome. Speaking of that little... Donation not accepted. Speaking of that little embryo, can you put her on? She's currently making a flying train. That's very important. Daddy loves you, Mamu.

Do you want to talk to Dash? Hang on. Don't talk to Dad? You call me Poooo. Hey, I'm doing a show with Tony. Hi, Mabes. Hello, pooh-poo. I'm part of the family.

We're in a real poo-poo era at home at the moment. I love it. Yeah, the train just went flying. Oh, okay. Was that the plan? Was that the plan? Oh, my gosh. No, it's everywhere now.

Okay. Sorry about donating that. Yeah. Love you. Love you. Hey, we're going out tonight. Yeah, I know. I'm excited.

Send me a picture of your boobs. My mamma's got something to say. Hang on a speaker. Hey, Mamu. Hey, Mamu. Hey, Mamie. Hey, goodbye to you dad. Oh.

She got you. She got me. Bye, poo-poo, Mamu. Hey, can we start throwing the Lego around? Okay, all right. Have a good day. Love you. Love you.

Gotta say the donation to the Puss went better than I thought. You welcome. She did say, oh, gross. And then said, well, actually, that's not how it happens. Yeah. Well, she's a science person at heart. So, you know, she doesn't mess with that. Yeah.

But I will say, the impression went down like an absolute treat. People loved that. I actually regretted it for a bit because I'm like, like if this guy's going to fuck the model I can't be funnier you know what I mean like it's his day oh you've got to do worse that's why I look like this today because I was like oh I don't want to ruin it for her what a selfless performance I did also keep poking Ryan in the penis with my phone finger by accident was that your phone finger are you just happy to see me should we discuss a merch idea for the live shows oh my god okay

I think that we should get foam fingers, but it should be a foam rude finger. Yeah, a middle finger. Can we, do we know, is that in play? Doesn't that sound fun? Yeah, it sounds real fun. No one's happy about it. Okay, no one's happy about it. Okay, no, that's all right.

You know what, some ideas are fine. Charles is in. Oh, Charles likes it great. All right, love you. Same a second. Hi, I'm Adrienne from Guelph, Ontario, Canada. Hi, I'm Paul from Westchester, Pennsylvania in the US. I'm Carissa and this is Roshin and you're listening to Tony and Ryan.

A massive shout out to a few fellow 49ers fans. 49 nations. A few of our champion to have us over at our Patreon. Emily! I've heard American emcees all morning. And I'm feeling jeed up. Nothing gets you jeed up like someone going, B.

You know how they've got that like cadence in their voice? It's so good. Let's hear it for the Rams. Yes. Who's her? else is it, you know? Not their fucking house because I lost. It's Shane warns, actually, and watch your fucking mouth.

Yeah, and thank you very much for saying that. Danielle McNab, good on you, Danielle. Krista Marshall, oh, hardly no one Marshall. Colby Koppf. Cheesy head. I love to see it. Nikki, good on you, Nikki, Heather, Jasmine Antone, Tori tattoos and Madison Yazner.

Thank you very much for being part of our Patreon. Absolutely fucking love to see it. And thank you for being part of the 49ers team. Welcome to I was going to call it the name of the sport quiz, but I just realized the name of the sport is one of the questions. Because welcome to the quiz. The quiz.

Let's start with the question that Tony has really struggled with over the last few days. Question one, and it's multiple choice. Oh, good. What did we actually just watch? Was it A, NRL? Was it B, NFL? Was it C, S-N-L?

Or was it, or was it D, A-N-L? It was an N-R-L. No. NFL. Yes. Oh, for fuck so. I know. I've been here the whole time.

Yeah, I know. I'm really sorry. I had a great time, though. Yeah, no, I know. I had such a great time. Question two. What is the colloquial. name for the ball used in NFL.

Pigskin. Would you like to hear the multiple choices? Not locking it in. All right. The options are the pointy end pie. If it's not even an option. Yep. The leather potato.

Oh. The fat brown sausage. Oh. Or the pig skin. I swear I heard someone say pig skin today. But pointy pie, I like the sound of that. And I also like leather potato. Yeah.

That sounds like BDSM stuff. Plus me that leather potato. We left one on me right one. I'm going pigskin. It's pigskin. Well done. Yeah. Do you know the only reason that I know what that is

is because when you played that quiz, they called it pig skin. So true. Yeah. So true. You know when you won that quiz today? Where it was like, where's the football in the boxes?

I did win that quiz. And you won that quiz. Thank you. And it said like, found the pig skin. Yep. And our family. all the pigs get. No.

Question three. Three. Now, they didn't play today, but what is the nickname for the Cleveland NFL team? Is it the Cleveland steamers? The Cleveland bagels? The Cleveland Browns

or the Cleveland Ohio's? I am going to lock in. I really like the sound of the Ohio's. Because whenever we talked about Ohio, we went Ohio. Ohio. Did they get that from us? Do you reckon?

Yeah. And because the team with a hundred year history heard us say that once last year. Yeah. They've got to give us a credit for that. That's a clue. Oh, okay, 100 years, maybe not. I'm going to go, what was it, the steamers? Cleveland steamers, Cleveland bagels, Cleveland Browns.

Bagels sounds yum. I'm going to go the steamers. Fuck. Charles is not here. Are we able to Google something, Danielle, or is that stretching it? Yeah, just give me, give me a mo. Let's Google Cleveland Steamers. Do you want me to just Google it on my phone?

No, nah, nah, nah, no, no. You've got this. Danielle's got this. Danielle, and you've got it. He showed me. I've got, I've got this. Oh. All right, Tony, what is it?

Oh, a Cleveland Steamer is an offensive slang term for a sex act where one person defecates on another person's chest. Oh. And it's also correct. No, no, it's not. Let's go steamers. No, the Cleveland Browns, which is sort of... That sounds like what that should be called. The Cleveland Steamer, yeah.

What's their team called? The Cleveland Browns. Oh, sorry, I thought that was like a nickname for what their team was actually called. No, I think that's, yeah. Oh, got you? All right. Question four, the final question. You need 50% to pass, so you need to get this one right.

Okay. What is it called when the quarterback gets tacked? Is it A, sacked? Is it B, whacked? Is it C, backlit? Or is it D, tank skanked? Okay, well, my mind went to interception. And that's not one of the options.

So, okay, that's fine. It is tackled. Oh. Like, what's it called when they get tackled? I hope that it's skank tackle. Is that, what was that D? They're sacked, whacked, backlit or tanked skanked? I like skanked.

Tank skanked? Yeah. Danielle, can we Google tank skanked? Okay. Sure. Yep. And I hope you logged in as yourself onto Google. Tank skanked, thank you.

Imagine if it comes up as like most recently Googled by Charles. Yeah. Like he's already looked it up. Like when it's a different color. Yeah, it's like purple. It's like, oh, I've already clicked on that one. Tank skank. Like a car slot, but for motorcycles.

Oh. A tank will go out with guys who love motorbike. and leave on the boy's bikes. Sounds like a bad boy, and I'm into that. Yeah. Did you already know that term to add it as a fake answer? Shall we moving past that or? We are moving past that.

Okay. Then I think it must be whacked. It is sacked. I was actually planning on putting sack tapped into the. I probably would have fallen for that to be honest. So you get sacked. You get sacked. Like, but in a.

Australia, sacked means fired. Yeah, you get fired from standing. They ask you to please leave the field. Yeah, you go down like a sack of potatoes. Okay, I've got a redemption arc here. Please. Maybe I could win the quiz if I share a cool fact. I'm sure.

About football. Did you know that the Super Bowl is the grand final of the football? I think everyone knew that, dude. Tony learned that. Did you know, oh. I knew that. I thought like it was like a special extra game and I thought it was the same two teams every year.

So when we're like, oh, who's going to be in the Super Bowl this year? You know how every year we had different foods because there was always different towns? Didn't we go for Kansas City every year though? They just in every year? They had a good run, yeah. So I thought that when people were like, oh, who's playing in the Super Bowl? I thought that was like a funny thing we were all doing. because in WA for the AFL,

it's like the Western Derby, it's like if the Eagles and Frio are playing each other. And so I thought that the Super Bowl was a bit like that and it's like, oh, the Derby's on this weekend, oh, who's playing? Like every time Dallas plays LA, it's the Super Bowl. Yes. Yeah. And that's what I thought it was.

I didn't realize it was the grand final. Yeah, because you said, is this the first game of the season or the last game of the season? And I said, well, it's obviously not the last one. That's the Super Bowl. And I said, no, it's not. What? And do you know what would just make me so mad is that we were on the pitch?

Like, it was so sick. We were allowed to go down there and, like, actually look up into the arena and stuff. Tony learned what the Super Bowl was while standing on an NFL field. I mean, but where's a better place to find out? And what an amazing life we get to live that that's where I get to do a learning day. Every day is a learning day. It's like I was at school. That's awesome.

Well, it wouldn't be awesome because you would have been at school. Oh, yeah. But I mean, my school, that's cool. Was it? Yeah, I liked it. Yeah. As in, like, today. Oh, yeah. Like, today's learning day.

Today was a learning day. And I also ate a lobby roll like before 8 a.m. I think lobster rolls could be a breakfast food because we ate them at 8 a.m and didn't they just fucking disappear? It had a cheeto on it, which I thought so weird. But it kind of worked, eh? Mine was a little bit sog town. No. Yeah.

Yeah. From the ocean water. It was fresh. what like the lobster was the cheeto fresh out of the ocean the cheeto was a bit sog town oh was the cheeto was the cheetah was the cheetah that was on the top you know how like it had a cheetah yeah and that was soggy that's hmm do you know what i'm saying yeah yeah yeah yeah they had that i was expecting maybe a little like bacon egg thing but it was like do you guys want some food we go no i find like oh that's okay we just had some lobster roll and i said sorry

And I said turn the fuck around. I actually just come on right back down here. Turn back. Yep. I love going to the sport. Yeah. It's fun. And the sport loves having you in it.

I just love it. You get to talk to people. We get to wear a cool hair. Everyone's in a good vibe. We've got so many tappas. That regular looking dude gets to plow models. Yeah, that's cool. I'm going to message her tomorrow morning and go.

And just be like, what was he like? Yeah. Yeah. And we're in that group chat with her. Yeah. Yeah. And he'll be in there too. I just think that they were getting along really well.

If they, you know, even if they don't like... Just the game on this guy. It's amazing. Yeah, he was. And he was good at talking. Because he was talking to me as well. And I was just like, you're just a really nice person. I hope he gets there.

And I gave him my phone finger. You did? Didn't he love that? He loved that. He said, I'll use that on her later. Yeah. He did. He really did.

I'm the best time of the football. Same. Ready for a nap though, eh? Oh my God. Early start. Early finish. Early. You know all about an early finish.

And a big shout out to the motherfucking Jonas brothers who tore it up. They really did. They tore it up, tore it up for you, baby. That's all right. Thank you. They also sung a John Farnham song. They did.

Yeah. Which was, and the whole stadium sung horses by Daryl Braithwaite at one stage and all the Americans did not understand what was happening. And then the play was like ready to begin again and all of the players were just saying they're like, why they've seen about horses. We have to wait for,

the Darrell song to finish. Because we're all like, little darling, and they're like, hey, can we fucking get going? Yeah. Can we wrap this up?

Wrap this up. Nice. Also, something really crazy. We saw Super Bowl rings in person. That was crazy. Like there were like these footy players there and that are obviously, yeah,

like the 49ers one back in the day, that's 20 years ago or something and that were there. They'd obviously were from their team. How'd they get those rings through customs? Fuck. Me. We thought we got pulled up at, remember we went to New Zealand and they pulled us up for bringing all those goods in?

Oh my, I can't believe it. Yeah, he's like, this is personal. I'm like, I almost fucking stood at that thing and lined up to get into the MCG. And then I was like, oh, no, that's not the stadium. Yeah. It was fucking enormous. Huge. It was like you had a fucking tupperware on his finger.

And the diamonds and stuff in it was just. It's like almost, I reckon you couldn't stand outside if you were in a flying zone. That would blind a pilot. Honestly, crazy. Maybe that's, they stand down the runway to be. the lights. And they just do this, like fucking, beep bo,

beep bo, that was actually crazy to see in real life. I just, I've never, I've only ever seen it on a movie on Ice Ventura. You know how they show their last Super Bowl rings? My NFL knowledge is restricted to Dan Marino's Miami Dolphins from 93. Lacey's out.

You're welcome. So I know sport. You can keep me around. I got to you love to see it here. Amazing. I hope you do. Oh, Maddie Ames. Hi, Maddie.

Maddie or Matty? Maddie. I started the fucking blog. Fuck you. I took the plunge and started a bookstagram. Sick. Started a month ago and I'm almost at a thousand followers. Holy shit.

But more importantly, I've made so many book-loving, you know, online friends. That's awesome. And I'm having great conversation so I can actually like chat about the books I love and we're sharing thoughts and opinions and stuff. So it's like she kind of found her people. That's fucking sick. It's great to put myself out there online and have people answer back. so strongly. People are great sometimes. People are great. Now, I messaged back and said, what's the at? And she hasn't got back yet. But if you go on there, you'll love to see it thread.

If you're interested to find Maddie's thing, it'll be there. And maybe we'll put it down below. If we get it in time, yeah. That's awesome. But at the time of recording, I did not have it available. Yeah, because we just went to the football. I have also an amazing you love to see, which also might be in like, start the blog energy. Sorry, we found it. It is your British book bestie. He's not even here. Charles isn't even here and he's DMing it.

Are you recording yourself wherever the fuck you are, Charles? No, he's not, I don't think. Okay. I mean, if there is a way he would be. Know that Charles is logged in from somewhere around. He is recording. Hi, Charles, fuck off. Fuck off, Charles.

Put it, oh, hang on. Now have to go find it again. No, your bookish bestie. Your underscore British underscore book underscore besty. So what I said was. right. No. I said your bookish bestie.

It's close. I've got you love to see it here from Gabby. And Gabby says... Not Gabby, Rash. What? We did the nicknames the other week. Did we? Yeah.

No, it wasn't that Fanny Rash? Yes. Yeah. I wanted to drop a bit... Leave a comedy to me, man. I wanted to drop a message because you... I did a great impersonation today. You did.

You did. Thank you. Yeah. Do you know who's in high demand? People that can impersonate. themselves. What do you do for work? I'm a Ryan John impersonator.

Who's that? Birthday parties. If you're interested, bar mitzvets, everything. And to be fair, the resemblance is uncanny. It really is.

You could be a Nick Cody impersonator. Met him today. Nice joke, but that's okay. Gabby says, I wanted to drop a message because you and Ryan brought me excellent luck today. After nearly 10 years breaking from driving lessons,

like was doing it, didn't pass my test, got too scared, didn't want to do it. I decided to try again at the age of 37. When it came to test day, I heard you should wear a cap so the examiner can clearly see when you're checking your mirrors. That's a great tip.

Instead of just kind of like your eyes moving, they see like the peak of your hat move. That is a good tip, eh? That is a good tip. Does that help running red lights? Because that's what I did on my first test. really yeah that's great Ryan you just pull over here and I go oh all good and he's like no you just ran a red light in that moment though were you like I'm so good they've passed me early

no oh you were like I'll fuck it no I was like I thought that was a bit orange in it like I knew times to take a risk on a fucking red light though well you you know when you you're pulling up and then it sort of goes orange and you kind of go am I doing it is it too late is it not yeah and I'm floored it and then my instructor just goes are you kidding you fucking do you want to try or not? Yeah. So was that the first test you did? Yeah,

and he's like, get out. So you failed? Yeah. Did you pass the next one? Yep. Great. How many did you do?

About seven. Yeah, I think I passed the six one or the seventh one. I just got so... That's from Charles. That was an excellent Charles impression. That is what he sounds like. Do you want me to do another?

So you're a Ryan John impersonator and a Charles Patterson impersonator. Quite niche. Can you do Tony Lodge? Yeah, I'll do Tony Lodge. Yeah. Yeah, you will. Nah, do me. I've got a Soda stream.

Sleigh, Sleigh. I've got an Audi and I'm funny. Awesome. Yeah. An Audi, a soda stream. And a deep throat. Oh, and you fucking read about it. Anyway, the only cap I have is my Tony and Ryan cap from the Hens party.

So on it went, the test came in a blink of an eye. It was over. And I passed. Gabby said, part of me felt you and Ryan telling me I could do it. You were calling me a hot slut and Ryan was saying to give the examiner

the best ride of his life. And you're welcome. We're funny in Gabby's mind. That's true. Here's my Gabby impression. I passed. She's from England. But she's got a weird accent.

Nah, she's English. She's got an English accent. Who killed the bloody king? I passed No I went to about seven different countries in three words

there and none of them rack it Bloody ow I passed didn't I Oh buddy passed a chest Oh I bloody got my bloody driver's license in it Oi governor I'm driving Oh hello Queenie I'm driving Rest in peace

She's Gaffy here Yeah Gabby I thought it was Michael Jordan But it's Gabby She says She finishes this message

from Patreon off saying, if you're ever back in England, I owe you a Macca's drive-thru and a car wash. We don't do empty offers, Gabby. It sounds like a pretty fucking good deal to me. You know what I've never seen in England? Your own car? Not my best. That's all right.

Let's move on. A Macca's drive-thru. Like, where the fuck are they hanging out in London? Where the fuck are they? Do they not have them there? We just never seen one. Do you know what they should have in London? I know what you're going to say?

Macca's drive-thrus. so close. No, the tube should go through. Because so many people catch London Underground. Yeah. Lunderground, I call it. And you should be able to kind of go like, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, we're coming up to fucking white chable blinky bong or whatever the fucking thing is. Yeah, I'd love to grab a bacon and egg McMuffie as I go through.

And all the windows come down on one side. Yes. Up next, McMuffins. And everyone's like, oh, like, sorry. I'm a bit far from the window. Could someone get me a frozen coat? What sort of tea would you like? English breakfast or as we call it here.

Breakfast. Or as we call it here, bloody afternoon tea. And an English muffin. Or as we call it here. A muffin. What's the next stop? London Bridge.

Or as we call it. Bridge. Bridge. Are we still? Thanks for coming to the football with us. Yeah. Vicariously. We had such great time.

I was honour and a pleasure. We're back with a normal episode tomorrow. Well, as normal as we can get, it's probably going to be fucked. Being a 49ers fan as being one of the great honours. A great on. And they won. Yeah. We're good luck.

We are good luck. Now, hopefully. Should we go to the Super Bowl? That's the grand final for them. Not talking about it. Okay. It is in February. Great.

What day is? the Super Bowl. You're telling the story, mate. You reckon you know all about it. I've got an idea. It's on Valentine's Day. Oh, well, I love to say it. In L.A.

Should we go? No, you know what? No, Charles, no! No, fuck you, Charles. One ticket is like 15 grand. So we'd have to cap it at all of us. Nah, we're not going. Do you mean we'd have to cover it at none of us?

Yes. Yes. Because you just said we were all going. Yeah, I was actually just, Comey. Oh. I was doing an impression of someone who could afford to go. Here's my impression of someone that can afford to go to the Super Bowl.

What are you guys doing for Valentine's Day? We're going to the Super Bowl. I think I might have sunstroke. I hope so. Because if you don't, then I can't explain whatever's going on. I'll call your mum and I'll go, oh, Mandy, I think I've got some stroke. Because I'm stroking! son! See

tomorrow. What a horrible thing to say. 49. I'm all like 69. Okay, let's thank you. Love you. Bye. If I got my phone finger.