Toni and Ryan - Weeing In A Onesie
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How often do you get pannia?
Every day.
There's always something going on.
Every day.
No, maybe not every day, but like, you know, every day.
I'm Courtney from Ottawa, Ontario, Canada.
I'm Daniel from Bandura.
This is Bridget from Magnolia, New Jersey, and I approve this podcast.
Welcome to the show.
Hello, happy Thursday.
My name's Ryan.
This is Tony.
This is the Tony and Ryan podcast.
It sure is.
Thanks so much for joining us today.
We do really, really appreciate it.
On a Thursday, Tarpers, that's Tony and Ryan podcast.
Oh, hang on.
Sorry.
This is Pippa.
This is Pippa.
For anyone watching you on YouTube, Pippa, my little French bulldog is sitting on my lap today
because we're working from my house because of the MB, the moonboat.
Yeah, because Tony's broken.
And so if you hear any like,
that's just people getting excited.
Yeah.
And I just really want you to be careful of your sight lines with the camera, Tony,
because it does look like you're playing with your dog's bits.
No, I know.
And we had to address this last week.
I'm not touching her swimsuit area.
I'm rubbing her on the tummy because it calms her down.
Lower tummy.
But it's like the little crease between a chicken drummer.
If that's what you call it.
Oh, no, it's like the inside of her little.
I get I get it
But it doesn't look great
Yeah I just
It's important to know that
She just
She's a happy girl
She's missing her dad
Yeah
When we when we're working here
She's like hang on
Dad's missing out
Yeah
It's also getting real suss
Because Torbs left
As I rocked up today
And it just looks like
We're like taking turns
Yeah it does
I wonder what the neighbours are thinking
Oh I've told them
Yeah
I'm telling them straight up
I'm hitting that
That's actually so nice
You're welcome
Would you proud of
tell people that.
I do it all the time.
I know.
We have a podcast.
They've done 900 plus episodes of me telling people I'd hear that.
How cool.
I'd fucking slap your turkey route.
Sorry.
And me gobble on your turkey.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Is that yet?
You know how he said like,
I've your first episode,
welcome.
I fucking hope it's not because that's a big introduction.
If today's your first episode,
episode, it's probably also going to be your last.
And thanks for joining us.
But people submit their normal or nars.
And let's start with Tarpa Laura.
Hi, Laura.
Getting the ick from motorcycle kickstands.
No matter how badass the bike, once I see it leaning on that dicky little stick, it's over.
Instant ick.
Sorry, Harley Davidson.
Blame physics.
It's like, oh, you bring strong bike and you have a little stand, get a little
stand on see she's like as soon as i say that she's like don't remember i actually i've never
thought about it but i absolutely get what you're coming from but like you know when anybody
pulls in with a motorbike they look like such a badass they pull in on their motorbike no they
pull in on their motorbike and they stop and then they like kick their leg down to push the stand
down that looks cool that's hot i think that's hot i think it's just seeing it they're standing on a
little thing.
But is it because it's so skinty?
Yeah.
Compared to the rest of it.
That's like a big heavy bike and it's like,
yeah.
Although imagine you are walking with someone and they're like, oh, I've just got my bike up
here.
I've just got to grab it and you go, okay.
And they sit on it and like a push bike and then they kick the little stand up.
Oh, yeah.
That's not great.
Because I agree, putting it down on a motorbike, hot.
Flicking it up on a push bike.
Yeah, not great.
Because you got a kind of like donkey kick backwards.
Yeah.
Nah, I get what you mean.
I get it.
Yeah, I get it.
Tapa Morgan.
I saw someone the other day on TikTok and their username was M and like the heart emoji.
And they were like, oh, my name's Morgan.
Like Morgon?
I thought that was so smart.
My heart.
My heart.
Mahat, my heart, my Gandhi.
Oh, he broke up with me.
My heart.
Oh, my heart.
My heart will go on.
I ate too much bacon.
I feel it in my heart.
No, yeah, no, it was Morgan.
I thought that was so clever.
That reminds me of the other Celine Dion classic.
My organ will go on.
I've heard it played on my organ.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The.
Not my your organ.
You know, my favourite actress in Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
What's her name?
I knew.
I'm Melissa Joan Morgan.
I was about to do one, but it's Jennifer love you at not heart.
Oh, that's good.
That's good stuff.
That's great stuff.
Morgan?
Morgan.
Washing cooking trays in the bathtub.
Norgon or not?
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
My sink is too small.
for our big pan, so I wash them in the bathtub.
No, you don't.
I think it's practical, but my husband's horrified.
Something about the grease and the oil on the white fiberglass tub just freaks him out.
And the thought that, like, well, you're going to hop in and have a bath and there's like a
fucking bay leaf floating around or something?
Do you know what I mean?
Like, like...
Bay leaf? Whoa.
Someone is living the fancy life.
I'm here on the good side of reservoir.
Bayleaf, fuck, what's next?
Lobster swimming in your fish tank?
Bayleaves.
Oh my goodness.
You just had lobst swimming in your toilet.
So you don't have a own lobster tank would be more relatable than bay leaves.
And you might be able to see behind me the soda stream.
There's a lobster in that as well.
Yeah. A Bailey.
Fuck, and now.
Oh, sorry for loving fine cuisine.
Tell you what would do, me in is when you emptied the bath after washing the pots and pans, the like...
The orange rim from your spaghetti bowl, eh?
Yeah, like where the border got up to.
That is so great.
No, I'm on your husband's side.
And I've always said that.
I've seen his mahogan
Put you my organ in here
Put your organ in Morgan
Managed she has to get a liver transplant
Morgan's new organ
The GoFund me
Sorry the Bayleaf chat
That is funny
This is from Tapa Sarah.
Hi, Sarah.
No emojis in her name.
Not as funny, yeah.
No.
She's just laying down some rules here.
Okay.
When pissing in a body suit, I pull the body suit to the side.
Yep.
When pooing in a body suit, I pull the body suit down to the ground.
Yep.
Tapa says, is this normal bathroom bodysuit etiquette or nah?
1,000%.
You can't risk a poo in it.
What's the difference?
Well, I think because with a wee, it's like where the wee comes out is like very, like, because that's like, it's more reach.
But like to pull it across to poo would be so dicey.
And imagine if it was, because whenever I imagine wearing a body suit, I'm like, you're probably like out out.
So I'm like, you probably had like a spicy margarita.
You don't know what vibe the poo is going to be.
on the moon.
Oh.
And so I think for me, it's that, like, imagine if you got runny shit on your body,
so it's just not worth the risk.
But piss is fine?
Because it's just a bit of piss.
What's a bit of piss between friends?
So true.
Do you know what?
Like, if you've got a little bit of whey on you, it's fine.
You get wee on you all the time.
All the time.
How often do you get pee on you?
Every day.
There's always something going on.
No, maybe not every day, but like, you know, every day.
Yeah, I'm so glad that my mum is dead.
She just would be so disappointed.
Like, imagine if she could see this.
That would just be such bad news for her.
She'd be like, oh, she said it again.
Oh, what?
I had a surprise planned, but...
Liz, go back.
Yeah.
Oh, just back down.
Stay down there.
Back down.
That was in the coffin, not like.
My ghost mum, you wanted to give you a blowjob.
That's fucked.
You can't say you want my ghost mom to gobb, y'all.
Ghost gobb.
Gobby from a ghost.
I don't love my second book.
I'm going to be from a ghost.
Me and the other side.
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I'm Daniel from Bandura.
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You know how Torbs applied for that job
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Have they ever got back to him?
Erickson.
Is that with Erickson?
Motorola Erickson.
Oh!
Nah.
And they just never got back.
Still waiting. Yeah.
Yeah, the guy, his name was Ed.
Ed from Erickson.
And we were like, oh, what's the go?
And he just, like, ghosted him.
A couple of interviews.
It was a good vibe.
It was going really well.
Yeah, I actually totally forgot about that.
So did that.
Yeah.
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And also, I just got subway from there the other day.
Took the other half into the cinema.
Did you?
Which didn't go down so great.
the guy that I was with.
Did you have something to say about that?
Did you guys go to Vic Gardens?
And you took a subway.
Jesus Christ.
And we went to Lux.
You went to Lux.
That is so.
They served gourmet food.
I know.
Yeah.
Were you embarrassed to be seen by her,
Charles?
It was the way she was holding it.
She had it like in her eunucho.
back like hidden she offered me some and i said oh what's on her and then i was like oh i'm good
charles like unfortunately i can't have what did you have instead did you like a nice drink and some
food in there i didn't it was like a weird time we went i just had a heaps of popcorn i got a
refill of popcorn yeah yeah you got it yeah you got it yeah yeah you got it yeah well because i got
a foot long subway i just had the six inches and i thought i liked the sandwich lighter uh sorry
and then um put the other half of the sandwich into my handbag and then we went in the
there and then I was like,
something in you.
And I showed her and he went,
Tony,
uh,
it's so embarrassing.
Yeah.
It smells,
like Subway has a smell.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Everyone in that theater knew that someone had Subway.
Yeah.
She had to finish it before I dropped her home.
Yeah.
Did you say in your Uniclo bag to like the small one?
Yeah.
It was taking up like the whole bag.
So it was bulging.
Like the little,
the little bum bag was bulging because I had a chicken fill at six inch in it.
Yeah
I had to throw the drink out
They wouldn't let me
Take the drink in
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Because we were going to
draw the Vic Gardens food court
From memory
Yeah
And I haven't been there in years
It's different
That's what I mean
No well you can do yours
You've got a fresh look
And I can be
Well that's how different
They'll be
That's art
We should do them side by side
And like put it on a poster
This is not spoilers, but the EB Games is gone.
Really?
It's now a float tank place.
Tony started going to Vic Gardens again more regular.
Philo's playing all at home.
You couldn't have a wank in the food court.
That's the title of my third book.
And I actually won't have you telling me where and where not I will and will not be wanking.
No, and that's actually so.
fair that's civil rights
the TARP constitution
the Tony Lodge law you have to say
congratulations and you look beautiful to a bride if you see them in the
wild and the 69th amendment is
is that you're not allowed to tell people where they can
cannot wank yeah legally you can
but there's consequences
so true but
at your own reason
God this is all good stuff isn't it
I've actually had a few moments recently
where I'm just like, do you mind if we all just get like a bit woo-woo and like what is the world?
I absolutely love it.
You know that.
I didn't yesterday.
I say there's no scarcity of love.
I mean, that's pretty, that's getting serious.
How many conversations do you reckon us humans have in our entire lives?
It'd be like hundreds of thousands, right?
Like it'd be billions.
What constitutes a conversation?
Or just any verbal exchange, yeah.
Well, we have more than the.
the average person true or are we just having one long one each day anyway of the hundreds
and thousands maybe billions of conversations you know how some just like probably transactional
not memorable but does everyone else have like like my mum has said so many things to me over
the years but there's like some sentences or specific things that are just like for some reason
just really fucking stick and you're like I'm always going to I always remember that conversation
absolutely I had one of
of those with a four year old kid in a park the other day and he said something so fucking
insane and i was just like because i have conversations with kids because you know when i'm at the
park with may we're like hey may oh you're on the swing now and you know you see the same kids all the time
and you talk to their mom or dad and it's all very like hey how you're going oh you're done on the swing
oh we'll wait for him you know you're all good this kid just said something and i just like
for the rest of the day was just was it one of those things
that makes you think like, oh, you've been here before?
You know, when you talk to, talk to a kid and you just go,
fuck, this is not your first time.
I reckon he said the sentence before, but I haven't heard it before.
So it was on, there's this park on St. George's Road.
Yep.
On the Google Maps, you know how it goes, St. George, right?
Yeah, and there's a park like on St. George's Road with a playground.
Is that the one where they fix bikes once a month for free?
Maybe.
Yeah.
It's a cool place.
you know the park
I'm doing that's not what that is
I've driven past and been like
what are all these people doing with all these bikes
yeah once a month they service your bikes for free
and it's like a it's in like a green initiative
to be like we'll service like the council services the bikes for free
because there's a bike path that goes right down the middle
yeah but they do that so that like people use their bikes more
so I was at my mate Kate and Cheryl's house
who they live like pretty much across the street
and then I was just I was with Mabel
and I was like oh we've hung out with my friends and had a coffee
let's go to the playground we can't
with you. That's fun. And then we're in the sandpit. Oh, take me back. Yeah, I know. And this kid
waddles over and he just laissez-faire just nonchalantly just throws out a question. And I just
can't get my head around it. Like, is this kid fucking with me? Is it a prank? Or is he just...
Well, we don't do. Did you say that to him? Well, I know that we don't, but I don't know this kid.
and I don't know if it's like a trick question
like you know like the
if a tree falls in the forest
and no one hears it does it make a sound
yeah
so the kid comes over
and sees Mabel like playing with the sand
and he goes
do you want to do a sandcastle competition
whoever makes the smallest one wins
and I just
well that's
I've won
I don't know
what that means
because what is
like is it
and then he just goes
and Mabel kind of goes
and he goes have a good
and there's like leaves
and Mabel keeps playing
he keeps playing
and I'm just sat there
in North Kent
Dodd
what are the logistics of this
what does life mean?
Is one
speck
of sand a castle in someone's world?
What tools are we working with?
Is there a minimum?
Who, you?
Yeah.
And if there's a minimum, then why don't we both just do that and it's a draw?
Like, yeah.
And there's no other adults around because I kind of wanted to lean over and go,
does he yours?
Yeah.
Like, do you know what that means?
Because that's fucking Nietzsche and shit.
No, but here's even the thing like,
I don't know if this four-year-old's like,
I'm going to throw a curveball at this dad
and going to fuck his Sunday up.
Yeah.
Or if he's genuinely like, let's play a game.
We can't get too crazy.
So let's just keep it small.
And I just, for days on end, every time there's a spare moment.
You're like,
and I just had a small.
And I know deep in my soul that in the 100,000's conversations I have in my life,
I will never forget the moment with this kid.
Have I smoked weed today?
No.
Did you on Sunday with the kid at the pub?
I wonder,
and I don't know if this is,
I don't think that this is anything groundbreaking,
but maybe because you didn't grow up with siblings,
this feels like a really like older,
other thing to me.
Like a prank.
Well,
yeah.
Like a left-handed screwdriver.
And a bit of like a,
oh, do you want to play cards?
And I'd be like, yeah.
And they go,
50,
do you pick up,
they throw the cards.
I mean,
fucking leave.
Yeah.
That's why I was,
Like, that's what brothers do.
Am I being pranked right now?
And so the defensive little fat Tony is like, that's a prank, and I don't like it.
Big brothers are mean.
But he also didn't have the like, Charles is fucking having it.
He's an older brother.
So, oh, you're a younger brother.
That's worse.
Of course he is, though.
That's worse.
But he didn't have that like older brother swagger of like, he didn't look like.
He didn't look like he was saying something.
You know how there's an attitude?
Yeah.
He didn't have that.
Or is that how they get you?
Is it?
He's a younger brother and his older brother has done it to him and he didn't like that.
And he went, I'm going to pay it forward.
On to Little Mabel.
Who kind of just went.
Beautiful little Mamu.
And she's only two.
So she's kind of like, what are you like, what he's saying?
She had a shovel bigger than she was.
And she was just slinging sand everywhere.
It was so funny and.
and so dangerous
because I'm like
she's gonna slas her
like head off
and I was like
she's having fun
she's having fun
oh PC gone mad
yeah
kids can't slice
their heads off anymore
what can they do
yeah cool the fucking brigade
yeah
so if anyone would just like
to let me know
if I was being pranked
or if this guy just said it
and didn't really
but
that kid had an agenda
yeah
I'm on your side
thank you
thank you
and then
this is why
so this is the mood
I'm in right
Yeah.
I'm having a day.
And then we get in the car.
We're coming back down St. George's Road in Preston, Thornbury, wherever it is there.
I'm in the right-hand lane.
And do you know what?
It's 70 along that fucking road and no shit does 70.
It's fucking revolting.
Okay.
Okay.
It makes me sick.
If you live in this area and you don't do 70 chances are of big.
You slow bitch
I'm fucking ruthless on that road
I actually couldn't agree more
And it's like you've read my mind
But this is going to fuck you up
I'm in the right hand lane
And it's 70
In the left hand lane
There is a car doing
45
They always do
And so normally when you're in the right hand lane
You would just overtake them right
the car doing 45 was a police car
are you allowed to overtake a cop
yeah
on fucking St George Road
everything's off it's Cowboy World on the road
it's 70
but I'm like I can't just cruise past a cop
because then I'm like am I doing
am I speeding oh hang on
like you kind of do the way round
and then maybe they were looking for
I thought that and they were looking for an accomplice
They were looking for a very small sandcastle.
They were looking for that little boy.
He'd been harassing kids at the neighborhood.
But like, because I kind of saw it and I kind of went, oh, I'm, oh, oh, oh.
Is it a school time?
Yeah, kind of.
Yeah, it was a red light coming up.
And then I'm like, oh, maybe they're looking for someone.
So I kind of like tried to peer.
And they're just like cruising along, having a gas bag to the other cop in the passenger seat.
And I was like, I think I'm about to take a cop.
You've got it.
I would do this if I saw any, yeah.
Yeah, but you're a...
No, no, no, no.
If I saw a cop, though, I would be like, oh, are they slowing down because there's something on the road or...
All right, now he, now, I decide I'm going to take him.
Yeah, nice.
Do you look?
No, you just fucking, you know what you do.
You zoom past and you wind the window down, then you go, chopped.
You've got to...
Chopped, motherfucker.
That's what you do.
St. George Road, bitch, it's so many.
That's what I would do.
What I don't know.
That's chopped chopped.
Like chop chocked.
Chopped.
Is that a thing?
Nah, that's a thing.
Chopped jar.
Choppeda.
Tell me in the comments that you haven't heard chopped.
Shit.
All right.
But I don't know if I've made any progress, but I just needed to share that.
No, and I love it.
And you met, I get home.
Bridge goes, how wasn't I go?
Oh.
You got, I just...
Some real weird shit's happening in Northgett and Preston.
Yeah.
Thornberry, I'm never going back there.
I'm not like, I just need to really think about this.
Yeah, I just need to...
Oh, well, I'm glad that you were able to share your thoughts here in a safe space.
Someone help me in the episode thread all the YouTube comments.
Yeah.
I feel better.
I feel better having shared, but I still don't feel resolved.
Yeah.
And I can't, I don't think I can do that.
I think that only you can resolve your feelings.
Thank you.
chopped
I've got to you love to see it here
because recently there has been a lot of chat
on our podcast about everyone's
second favorite cafe
which is the rainforest cafe
obviously everyone's first favorite cafe is
dome what up
chopped
and Kay Lana
sent this video
isn't it sent this video
I've just sent you a text with the
link it's a TikTok
and Kalana said
How I imagine
Tony would have felt
at the rainforest cafe
No shame
because same girl
I'm mad at me
No they're not mad at you
The kid asking
If the fake elephant
Is they mad at me
They're yelling
The elephant is like stomping
Yeah
And there's like all this music
Was my sandcastle too big
And yeah
So Kalana
Thank you for seeing me
For who I am
I really appreciate
You would
I don't think you'd like it.
Oh, no, I would have been so overstimulated in there.
That would be way too much.
Yeah, like, funny, but also like...
But also just like, you're trying to talk to someone, you're like,
yeah, so the KPI and the Q4 and the...
Too much.
Too much.
Now, Tony is a big advocate for cost per wear
when trying to decide if it's, you can buy expensive clothes.
$5 rule.
Because if you wear it enough times that it becomes less than $5 per wear, all good.
Or how many times you have to wear it for it to be $5,
then you go, wow, that puts it in perspective.
So, um,
Tapa Amanda has been impressed and inspired and influenced by Tony Lodge's cost per wear.
I love that.
And now she are saying, I've made a great investment here.
Love it.
I measured the use of my body wash as cost per shower.
Okay.
I just checked my body spray.
It says Amanda.
she bought it in 2005.
It's lasted 20 years in her bathroom.
Oh, cost per year.
I mean, that's got to be making money.
And she said, I think I've made money on this investment.
And she's like, got a photo here.
We can put it in the thread,
but it's got all the like, oh, you know,
all the details on the back produced at this factory
and this city, blah, blah, blah.
In 2005.
That is amazing.
And for those playing on home,
it's called BodyFend.
fantasies.
Oh, okay, Mariah Carey.
Girl Math here.
I think I've made money on this investment.
Cost per shower.
Can I just say, though, that from, like, at a quick glimpse of that, I thought that was
a ham hawk.
I saw, like, the quickest glimpse of that photo, like, from a far.
How was that a hammark?
No, just a quick glimpse of that from afar, I went, are you about to tell me someone's
Girl Math to Hamhawk?
Because I don't think that's how it works.
I know Ryan had a Christmas.
for three months
well I've had mine
for three years
cost per month
in the fridge
so you know what
I'd love to see it
and that's from
Parfam's to Coor
Oh hardly no one
Yeah
packaging by Parfam's
Decoa
2025
2020
Sorry
2005
2005
Avoid spraying in the eyes
Oh
she's been
Avoid spraying it
anywhere
Seems if it's still
gone from 2005
All right
Tomorrow
Oh, I'm going to test Charles here.
What's tomorrow on the YouTube channel
and the Try Not to Laugh?
It is Hotel Nightmares.
Welcome to the Hotel, California.
Nightmare edition.
Such a lovely place.
Such a lovely face.
Bow, bow, bow.
That's tomorrow on the Tony and Ryan YouTube channel.
We'll chat to you then.
Bye.
Love you, bye.
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