Toni and Ryan - Weirdest Drive Through In The World

Episode Date: November 7, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:58 From Searchlight Pictures comes one of the most moving and funny films of the year. Written and directed by Oscar nominated Jesse Eisenberg and starring Eisenberg and Emmy Award winner Kieran Culkin, A Real Pain is a comedy about mismatched cousins David and Benji. They reunite for a tour through Poland to honour their beloved grandma, but the adventure takes a bit of a turn when the pair's old tensions resurface against the backdrop of their family history. That's what happens when you travel with family, isn't it? A bit too close to the surface. Yeah, exactly right. Remember that time we did that? No?
Starting point is 00:01:28 No, I don't remember that. I thought we were talking about that. We weren't talking about it. That was 20 years ago. A Real Pain was one of the- Well, you would say that because Grandma preferred you to me. A Real Pain was one of the buzziest titles at Sundance Film Festival this year, garnering rave reviews and acclaim from both critics and audiences alike.
Starting point is 00:01:43 See A Real Pain only in theaters on November 15. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. I'm Ryan. This is Dr. Arthur Tony Lodge. We are calling MJ in Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh. Have I been there? Nah, haven't been there. We were sort of close. Chicken MJ's been there?
Starting point is 00:02:03 Yeah. Wazzup! Wazzup! Wazzup! Wazzup! MJ, hi! Oh my god, Tony, right? Hi! Aren't you so lucky, MJ, that that wasn't like the insurance company or something? Oh, no. Fuck him if it was.
Starting point is 00:02:21 I'm a total c***y. They can handle it. Yeah, wow. Yep. Couldn't agree more. MJ, tell Tony and the Taffas what you're doing this Saturday. Um, well this Saturday I'm marrying Mala. You're getting married? That's so exciting! Getting married to a fellow Taffa. Oh my, what a union. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:42 And you... Taffa, I hardly know her. It's Doris. She's right here. Oh my God. Hello. Well, she can book her own time in. Thank you. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:02:50 OK. OK. However, please post some wedding pics on the gram and tag us in it, because I would love to see how the Tarpa wedding looks this weekend. Absolutely. Oh my God. Oh my God. I will.
Starting point is 00:03:04 Thank you so much. We approve this wedding. I was going to say, well, actually, the fact you guys are getting married and didn't ask our permission is interesting. It's rude. It's rude. Frankly. Yes. That's okay. Will you approve today's episode though? Oh my God. Yes.
Starting point is 00:03:18 Woohoo! Yeah, once, one time. A thousand times yes. Yeah. Luckily we asked you. My name's MJ. I'm from Pittsburgh and I approve this podcast. Tony is waving, but she should be concerned because she and you are about to hear the most harrowing tale involving a drive-through that you will ever hear in your life. I would like to come to the defense of a drive-through because I think that the drive-through in this situation, and I don't know the situation yet, but I think that the drive-through might be the innocent bystander in all of this because the drive through is a gift from the Lord.
Starting point is 00:04:09 The drive throughs are great. I'm pro drive through. We are pro drive through podcast. Thank you for putting that on the record. Um, we're going to have to break down this story bit by bit. I love it. I love details. Now, first, my association with drive-thrus is I think instantly like McDonald's, Burger King, KFC, that kind of stuff. I know Starbucks is getting into the drive-through game and in America, I'm pretty sure you can get cash out from the bank without getting out of your car. Huge move. That's wild. Yeah. I mean, now that cash isn't really relevant. How good that on a Friday night, it's, you know, maybe 10, 11 PM. Don't have to get out of your car.
Starting point is 00:04:55 Get 300 bucks out. What for? Facebook marketplace. Yeah. Yeah. And so before we get into the story, Tony, if you're new to this show, Tony is like a business whisperer. I am.
Starting point is 00:05:06 Now I gave Tony... No one encouraged that. No one encouraged... Oh, she's hit the ground. She's down. The business whisperer has hit the floor. She's down and out. She's pretty very impressed with their comedy. I. I hate it here. I hate it here. I'm back.
Starting point is 00:05:39 That was actually very funny. Thank you. As evidenced by you laughing at your own gear. I actually blacked out for a second. Did you see the dots? Yeah. Yeah. So business.
Starting point is 00:05:53 Yep. I asked the business with Brat yesterday. I said, I'd love for you to come in tomorrow morning and pitch some things that should be a drive through, because again, the story I'm getting to, OK, I'm going to guess you're not going to pitch that. OK, so that was going to be my question. What if I pitch the thing and then you're like, oh, oh, you'll see it in my face. OK, but that's not even that. That's only one part of this wild tale.
Starting point is 00:06:15 OK, all right. So I think I've talked to you about this before. A drive through boost juice. Yeah. Where you can all like a juice bar. Yeah. We can go through and get like a little green juice on your way. Cause there's not really any places where you can get like a smoothie or something on your way through. Starbucks would do a smoothie, but it's not their bread and butter. It's like, and we don't do that here anymore.
Starting point is 00:06:38 Yeah. Starbucks wouldn't do that here. But boost juice would be great. And they will get so much business from hungover people that don't want to get out of the car. Because at the moment, I think this is the other part of why I think it would be successful. They're only in shopping centers. And you have to go into the center.
Starting point is 00:06:53 So you have to park in the actual shopping center car park, walk into the thing. You can't even just like kind of swing past one. There was one that I used to go to in Peran, like out the front of the jam factory and for people that don't know Peran that well, everyone is the hottest f**king person you've ever seen. And if you're in the zone for a boost juice, you're either sick or hung over as f**k or dehydrated. And as Tony knows, once you start to feel thirsty, it's already too late.
Starting point is 00:07:21 It's already too late. I actually like a boost juice. Can I just say like, as someone that doesn't party a lot or anything, I feel like a boost juice regularly. I love them. I think what I was getting at is you're not in your best. Yes, sure. You're not dressed to the nines
Starting point is 00:07:36 and then you get out of the car at the jam factory and everyone is just hot as fuck and you just feel like an idiot. Can I just also say that there's not a lot of parking around there. Oh, it's horrible. So it's like practically I think that a boost juice drive through would do very well. Huge tick, big tick for me. Okay.
Starting point is 00:07:51 I've come up with this. I've never seen this. I don't know if it's a thing. A drive through chemist. That should be a thing for the exact same reasons as the boost juice. Because you're sick. The boost juice and the chemist in the same one. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:08:08 What a crossover. So you drive into a business. That was very good. Business. Hey man, can I get some tail fast, some cold and flus and the, what's the green smoothie with all the- Green tea mango mantra is what I get. Like imagine going in there and being like, can I get some tampons and a green tea mango mantra? Like how good you would have to get out of the car. You can sit
Starting point is 00:08:29 there with your hot water bottle on your tummy. You know, what a great idea. Do you reckon they could crush up the antihistamine and put it in the smoothie? Pop it in. It's like one of those wellness shots. They just, they squeeze it right in. But imagine like, as a parent, you've got your baby in the back seat. Your snotty little toddler. You don't want to take him in and dirty up the whole store. Or they're fucking passed the fuck out finally. And you're like, I just really need to go on. Yeah. I don't know if that's a thing, but that is a great idea. And the other one, I think I'm really proud of this one. A drive through cold water fountain to just fill up your water bottle.
Starting point is 00:09:10 Is this a free service? Well, I don't know, but like- For a buck? But yeah, like I would pay for my water bottle to get filled up with like clean filtered water. Yeah. Because I don't want to go and buy a bottle of water. I don't want to do that. I don't need a random fucking disgusting plastic bottle. I don't like the go and buy a bottle of water. I don't want to do that. I don't need a random fucking disgusting plastic bottle. I don't like the taste of it.
Starting point is 00:09:27 Yeah. I'd rather just fill out my own water bottle. I think like eco-conscious, do you know what I mean? Like, I think that's a really good idea. That's a great idea. Business. Um, let me, I don't know whether I can- Have I gotten close to what-
Starting point is 00:09:42 No, but your goal wasn't to get close. Because if you got close to this, I would call you a fucking idiot. Oh. Now I don't know whether I should just read the first line of this story or just read the whole thing and then we can go back. Okay. No, go back. I think I liked when you said we're going to go bit by bit. I work at a drive-through zoo. Drive zoo? Drive Zoo. What? Like a safari? But then it's usually like the safari driver.
Starting point is 00:10:06 Is driving you. Yeah. Is this like Werribee Open Plains Zoo? No, it's a drive through zoo. I don't get it. So you know when you go through the Burnley Tunnel. Yeah. But there's just like giraffes.
Starting point is 00:10:14 You know when you go on the Eurostar to Paris and there's no fish. It's that kind of thing. It's like a safari. Yeah. It's like a safari. Yeah. It's like a safari. It's like a safari.
Starting point is 00:10:22 It's like a safari. It's like a safari. It's like a safari. It's like a safari. It's like a safari. It's like a saf go through the Burnley tunnel, Yeah. But there's just like, You know when you go on the Eurostar to Paris and there's no fish, Well there are, but you just can't see them. It's that, but there are fish. Yeah, no, there are fish at the Eurostar,
Starting point is 00:10:32 you just can't see the fish cause you're in the tunnel. Oh, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Yeah, yeah. Yep, yep, yep. Actually, but yes, that's probably the closest thing. This is what we're, yeah. But imagine, you know the McDonald's near Northland, like across the street from Northland. Or at the Home Acres Centre.
Starting point is 00:10:48 Yeah. When they're the other day actually. Fantastic service. So imagine there you drive through and you go, I'd like to see the monkeys. And they go, yeah, just drive down that one. So the like glass of the cages is like either side of you. You just sort of drive through? That is strange.
Starting point is 00:11:06 Okay. Do you want me to read the whole story? Yeah. Do you have like, can you tune into like a local feed and it's like telling you on your radio what's going on? Yeah, but the monkeys don't speak English. No, no, no, no. Like, you know-
Starting point is 00:11:21 Number one hit music station for chimpanzees. That's funny. Um, now, you know, like when you're on like a, a, a walking tour or something and they give you the little iPod and it's like, oh, and up on your left is the Farkins, Sistine Chapel or something. Like is there a thing you can tune into? Like when you go to the drive-in and it's like, oh, that's the lion. That's the-
Starting point is 00:11:44 All great questions. I don't actually know any more information about the drive through the zoo than you do. All great questions. I'm just trying to make it make sense. But I don't know if it does. Okay, no, you're right. And I'm so sorry.
Starting point is 00:11:56 I'm sorry. Yep. Sorry. I work at a drive through zoo. No, you don't. You don't like you don't. Like you don't. That doesn't exist. Actually, I missed a step. This story came in because we were talking about weird places.
Starting point is 00:12:12 You've done it when you did it at the spa at the Airbnb with your friends. I work at it. That is some of the words like grandma. Let me just read the story. Because I didn't have sex with all my friends. No, like you had an Airbnb with friends. And happened to have sex in the hot tub. No, jizz happened.
Starting point is 00:12:32 I used to work at a drive-through zoo. No, you didn't. There was a large giraffe exhibit that had these high cranes so we could feed the giraffes on their level. Question. All giraffe exhibits are large. On a few occasions, I bent over a coworker up there because we thought it was hilarious.
Starting point is 00:12:49 And also it's a stressful jobs and sometimes you just had to get one away. Stress wank. I believe you called it the other day when we were talking. I did off air. I did not during a recording. You called it that. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:05 The stress wank I believe is the term you used. Yeah. But this guy's stress wanked in someone else's butt on a crane above a giraffe. What a sentence. At a drive through zoo. Wow. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:13:17 So which part would you like to dive into? Or is that just, have we heard enough? I just think that the chemist is such a good idea. Hey, it's MJ from Pittsburgh and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. At Algoma University, your future has no limits. Here, you can go further in the classroom, in the field, and well beyond. We provide personalized education, cultural fluency, and training for in-demand careers.
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Starting point is 00:14:34 Oh my God. It, it, the Alex. So it doesn't continue the same trend. Um, is that Alex's folder or the person to put the list together? Not like just asking a question. Okay. You're choosing violence. I don't know why.
Starting point is 00:14:48 Kate Lu, good on you Kate. And your love. Oh, good on your love. And Jodie with the hair. Love you, Jods. Jodie with the hair. Jodie with the hair. Was that her?
Starting point is 00:14:57 She called herself that or you've named her that? Jodie with the hair. Is that how it came true? I love that for you Jodie. That's what intended it. Yeah. Yeah. Love that. Last week, I told a beautiful heartfelt story about my cousin, Georgia, getting engaged.
Starting point is 00:15:12 Um, because Luca, her now fiance, I took her on this beautiful day out and then he proposed to her on the doorstep. Of the house that they own together. Yep. And then she said yes. And then they opened the door and the whole family's there for a big surprise. That is beautiful. However, let me just, I thought what a beautiful romantic tale. Let me just remind you of Tony's first
Starting point is 00:15:37 reaction to this story. He proposes and then they go inside and the whole family's in there waiting and it's a big surprise party. F**k you, wanna be sure, eh? You've got the whole family on the other side of the door. Also, I'm sucking that d**k. If you've just given me a diamond, I am- Very nice room, brother. You're on your knees. F**king meet you down there, sweetheart.
Starting point is 00:16:01 I can't have my family on the other side of that door. I've got a mouthful. Your knees dusty, one two sweetheart. How many carrots? That's how many times we're going. I will keep sucking that dick until you die. Well that's what the ring remains. So that is risky territory.
Starting point is 00:16:28 I feel that was like hearing the nutbush in the freezer. Um, may I ask a question? Logistics chat. What was my swearing, babe? I feel like the? Logistics chat. What was my swearing? Beeped. I feel like the content's not offensive enough. Like is the swearing pushing that over the edge? That was the limit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:52 Oh, yeah. Does the swearing get beeped in the podcast? No. No. No, that was the real. Oh, okay. I was like- Because YouTube was like nah. Right.
Starting point is 00:17:04 Like in shorts or TikTok or one of them. Yeah. That's so fine. But I was like, you guys. Cause YouTube was like, nah. Right. No, no, no. Like in short or TikTok or one of them. Yeah. That's so fine. But I was like- Does that happen every show? Yeah. I'm like, because I post the podcast and I haven't heard that version.
Starting point is 00:17:14 Nah, nah, nah. Is someone changing it behind my back? Nah, it must've been TikTok or Instagram or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was just like, I said some risky shit. Is that what? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:25 Um, yeah. So I'm so happy for, um, Georgia and Luca. Yep. Um, I'm so happy with them. I'm so glad that your 93 year old grandma, Betty was there. My best friend. Um, I'm just, I'm really happy for the family and I'm glad that they were there. Now, the way I found out Georgia was getting proposed to
Starting point is 00:17:47 is I got a calendar invite on my Google calendar, saying George is being proposed to. See you there on Saturday kind of thing. Which I feel with the hierarchy, I feel like finding out your cousin's engaged is definitely a phone call. Getting engaged as well as like, oh. Is definitely a phone call. Getting engaged as well as like, oh. Is definitely a phone call.
Starting point is 00:18:05 Maybe a calendar invite is just, so some people have heard that story and somehow still had a dusted themselves off after hearing Tony's response and said, I would also like to share some inappropriate hierarchy of communication from their family. Ooh. Which was what we were trying to get to on that day actually, but we got carried away. I believe someone said, thanks for the carrot, show me yours. No, I said, how many carrots is it?
Starting point is 00:18:40 That's how many times I'll do it. Finny River, not a fake name. Ah, Finny River. I found out my sister got married because she posted photos from her wedding day on Facebook. I knew she was engaged and was planning on flying into town for the wedding, but no. Whole family was there and everything
Starting point is 00:19:03 looked like a great day. Yeah, so the whole family being there, that's rough. And I think they were like, oh no whole family was there and everything. It looked like a great day. Yeah. So the whole family being there, that's rough. And I think they were like, Oh, Finny's out of town. So, you know, they probably won't come, so all good. I have a question about like being the friend or family member that like lives out of town. Don't you think that you need to do like a, not if you're having a barbecue on a Saturday, but like if you're having a
Starting point is 00:19:25 party, it's like, I know you can't come, but just want you to know that you're invited. I think that's nice. I think that's fair. Yeah. I think, yeah, if you guys are catching up and having a coffee, I don't need to be invited to that. But I think if there's a wedding or an engagement party or- Well, I lived away for 10 years. A big birthday. And I always got a, hey, I know you probably can't make it, but. But it's my 30th. Would you like to come, you know, I think something, cause there's something about living out of town where you go, yeah, I've got my own life, but like. So nice to feel included.
Starting point is 00:19:52 Yeah. Yeah. Jackie Grace. Hi Jackie. A family friend asked, why weren't you at your grandpa's funeral? That's how I found out he'd died. grandpa's funeral. That's how I found out he'd died. I bet you that was just a Facebook message.
Starting point is 00:20:15 No, no, she's throwing down the street. Oh, grandpa's funeral. Where were you? What? Granddad died? That is horrific. God, and wouldn't your, your auntie just get a fucking mouthful after that? You know, like, Oh shit. Now I'm going to read this next one. Do you want some off air chat? Yeah. On Monday, we're doing name based coincidence chat. And I've, I've, I've put one of those on my lists of hierarchy of communication. I've just had a look and I've gone. That's not no, um, but a great story about two ladies named Naomi coming up on
Starting point is 00:21:01 Monday. So I'm going to read this one from Brooke. Hi Brooke. And she knows someone named Brooke. Crazy. We can, as a team, similar to the drive through zoo, having sex on the crane, decide whether we want to like break it down or maybe we can just nod and like push on with our day.
Starting point is 00:21:26 Okay. Because there's just a bit going on there. All right. Question, is this the last one you got? It is. Okay. Okay. It is.
Starting point is 00:21:33 Unless you want to hear a name based coincidence story about someone called Naomi. Oh my God, Naomi, someone was just telling me about someone called Naomi before. Now I don't have siblings or I didn't grow up with siblings, so to speak. And so I don't get the whole sibling rivalry. So maybe I just don't get it. Okay. Maybe I just don't get it. Maybe this is on me.
Starting point is 00:21:56 Okay. No, no, no, but it's not on you. It's just like not something you've experienced. Yeah. I found out my grandpa died by my brother's Facebook post. Karma had my back though, because 10 years later, my brother found out our dad died by my auntie's Facebook post. So I guess we're even. You know?
Starting point is 00:22:23 Pros, cop that cons. Dad's dead. Dad's dead. Um, okay. Baked sucked in. Got you back for the uncle. You fucking piece of shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:33 I think a granddaddy is different to a dad. It was the granddad was the brother's post, right? Yeah. Um, poor fuck me. Is that your first thought when you found out your dad's died? You go, I sucked in brother. It doesn't. Your dad's dead.
Starting point is 00:22:50 Sucked in. It does. Like also 10 years later. Yeah. Like you're still hanging on to that. Yeah. Is Brooke needs some more stuff? I think when you said like, oh, maybe I just don't get it because I don't have siblings.
Starting point is 00:23:02 I've got a few and that is not how I'd feel about it. Um, I've been to therapy though. So, yeah, so maybe it's that. Yeah. Um, I do get the sibling rivalry thing, but that feels like quite sad that your brother would find out that your dad died from a Facebook post. Like I just can cannot even imagine. When your beautiful mum Liz passed away.
Starting point is 00:23:29 Yeah. God rest her soul. God rest her soul. Also, I called her Lizzie during the week. Yeah. She doesn't like that. I know she's been dead for 10 years, but she doesn't like that. And I'd like to say sorry, Liz, for calling you Lizzie and also sorry. I think you've, to be honest, and this is going to give you a huge ego and maybe I
Starting point is 00:23:47 shouldn't even say it. I'm ready. This is an honor. We're coming into the weekend. Pump me up dog. But I think. Would she like me? I think so.
Starting point is 00:23:55 And I think that if anybody was going to call her Lizzy in that way, I think that she would have been okay with it. And I think she would have been like, oh yeah, just was chatting to Ryan or Ryan mentioned me on the podcast today. Like I think this is huge news for me. I think that's huge news for me. Um, would she have been okay with the fact that I joked about us using a credit card to carve out her ashes? Yeah. And doing lines of her. I did think about this. Yeah. Was she being cool with it as a joke? Yeah, it was a joke. Yeah, like who hasn't done Lines of a Dead Mom?
Starting point is 00:24:27 Yeah. I think what I was getting at is, when your beautiful mother passed away, was your first thought like sucked in sisters, your mom's dead? No. You know what I mean? Or would your first thought be like,
Starting point is 00:24:38 oh damn, my mom's dead. You know what I mean? Yeah, I mean that, but also you don't really think about like that. You just like, fuck. Yeah. I wasn't really thinking. Revenge on siblings wasn't your first.
Starting point is 00:24:52 Definitely not. Nah. And that's just my experience. I know a way to judge how Brooke deals with grief. So, yeah. Hey, I got to love to see it here. This is a game you can play with your partner if you want to get your dick sucked this weekend.
Starting point is 00:25:05 Propose? Two ways, two ways. Yeah, actually, I was going to say I'll demonstrate with Tony Lodge, but I think she's already told us the answer. Redacted. Let me demonstrate with the hot and sexy Tony Lodge. Tony, if you scare me, you get to suck my dick today. If I... Oh, fuck! Oh my God, she's got me.
Starting point is 00:25:33 Alright. I guess I have to. I won! Get away from me. So hang on. Logistics chat. Nah, it's not required. Okay.
Starting point is 00:25:48 I've got your love to say it here. I've just have to say it. Does that count as my love to say it? I don't think so. Cause I got another one. Okay. But no, let's go with what you got. I've got your love to say it here.
Starting point is 00:25:58 It's a real, I just sent to you on a text message, But this video just like really made me laugh. We'll pop it up on the screen if you're watching on YouTube. It's just really sweet and innocent. And basically like somebody, somebody is like on the upper level of a boat, it looks like. And someone's like dangling their feet off the edge. And with the person that's up above who's filming,
Starting point is 00:26:25 they're like pretending to like, alligator chomp the feet of them. And the person's like moving their feet out of the way and they're like, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. It's, it just like really made me laugh. I thought it was really fucking, fucking sweet. And the caption is small moments that make me love humanity.
Starting point is 00:26:42 I just thought it was really innocent and really fun. I do love to say that. Big different vang to Ryan's. Don't say vang. Oh, redacted. I'm gonna send you something and I'm scared. So you're getting another turn at this. Yeah, I'm gonna have another caption.
Starting point is 00:26:57 Do you want us to cut out your other you love to say? Do not redact to the other one. Now Amanda Sinclair and about 50 other people have sent this to me. So I'm scared. Is it that the word homeowner has the word meow in it? Does it? I reckon you should send Tony that meme.
Starting point is 00:27:13 No, but I'm scared that this is that same category and that you've been sent in heaps. Is there something you've been sent in heaps this week? I get sent a lot of shards. But like the same thing over and over? I don't know. Where are you sending it? Text? I'll send you a text message.
Starting point is 00:27:26 I'll send you a text. I'll send you one SMS. This is a new scented candle that's hit the market. No, I haven't seen this. Okay. So the, the, um, descriptor of the candle, first sip of diet cola. Obviously couldn't get the rights to diet coke. Citrus zest sparkles above bubbly fizz. Sorry, I'm doing the wrong voice. Citrus zest sparkles above- Sorry, I was learning to cue up a sexy piano and go.
Starting point is 00:27:57 Citrus zest sparkles above bubbly fizz splashed with a hint of cherry syrup. That was- It sounds better than maybe it would smell. It would smell pretty shit. But I respect that. The cherry, why is there cherry in it? Is that cherry cold? No, it's just a garnish.
Starting point is 00:28:15 OK, a rumour of cherry. A suggestion of cherry. A whisper of cherry. A flight of cherry. A flight of cherry. I think also, you know, it's coming from the right place because they know it's not just the taste of diet cola. It's the sip, the first sip, that real spicy sip.
Starting point is 00:28:36 Speaking of diet coke recently on a champion Tarpa live stream, and I think we'd maybe touch on the pod. Ryan mentioned, um, I don't redact. It was redacted. That can't be redacted. Cause in my heart it's alive. I told Tony I would get her a. Diet Coke fountain for my home.
Starting point is 00:28:57 And I'm obviously, hang on. I just will say, obviously it's being left up to chance. Cause you don't know who you've got the secret Santa. Yeah. Oh, so it's a secret Santa gift. I thought it was. Okay. That makes sense. Um, that's what I thought. So what's the limit this year?
Starting point is 00:29:11 One Diet Coke fountain in my house. Okay. Um, I've been thinking about what I might get my person. We're getting close to December. Is it a Hollandaise sauce fountain? It is now. I want a bar tap in my kitchen built in where I can just go and have Hollandaise sauce on tap. OK, question.
Starting point is 00:29:32 What if it was actually one of those fountains, like a chocolate fountain, but it was Hollandaise? Like a fondue? Yes. A Hollandaise fondue. Oh, and then we just come around with bread. And you just fucking dip it in. And we just get like toasted focaccia and just like, oh. Would you settle for that? Settle?
Starting point is 00:29:48 That's the dream. But that sounds pretty good. Like instead of a tart, cause I think it would need the movement to like make it not go off. Yeah. Otherwise it's just churning in your tart. Yeah, no good call. I'm sorry for saying that.
Starting point is 00:30:00 Good call. No, I'll allow it. Yeah, okay. All right. Can it be. Up to the list of ideas. Near the pool. Oh, I don't it. Yeah. All right. Can it be to the list of ideas near the pool? Oh, I don't think you'd want it in the sun. I don't think you'd want it in the sun. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, I can, I can run with that. I just want to,
Starting point is 00:30:18 we were talking about Diet Coke. I just thought I would sit that in and just see. It does depend on who I get. Who Sophie gets exactly right. Okay. All right. Well, it depends who you get for Secret Santa and who's- It does depend on who I get for Secret Santa. Who Sophie gets and who I get. Who Sophie gets, exactly right. Okay. All right, well, love you so much. Thank you so much for listening. On Monday, crazy- A surprise for Monday. Surprise for Monday, crazy Naomi stories.
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