Toni and Ryan - We're Competing in the 2030 Winter Olympics

Episode Date: February 25, 2026

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Arms up. Yep. Left. Straight. Right. Right. Straight. We're going to be at the French Alps in 2030.

You've got it. Hi, I'm Mark from Union, New Jersey in the USA. Hi, I'm Peter from Alice Springs in Central Australia. Hi, I'm Tricia from Bend, Oregon in the US. And I approve for this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. This is Tony, Dr. Author, Dr. Lodge. Hello.

And I'm Ryan. and everyone, we're all on the edge of our seats because this time yesterday, we promised we were going to light up a 13 year old kid in Tony's sister's front yard. And everyone's been messaging going, how did the lynching go? Yeah, and everyone sent the screenshots.

Good to go. Good to go. We did find out yesterday that this punk punk-ass little bitch has been pressing the doorbell at Tony's sister's house and I saw some... For a while.

I saw some footage afterwards. Am I not supposed to say that? No, but like, fuck you. Not you. This little. bitch anyway. He's got a face on him. So all we're going to say is that yes, he did it again. Yeah. Yesterday. It turns out on. Was it eBay or Amazon? But we did actually find a bad bunny tree suit. We found the tree suit. Yes. Yes. I don't know if it's an original.

Might have been an original. Might just be a bit of paper cut out. Yeah. But we're getting our. We're getting closer to revenge. Yeah. So watch this space. But this is a very exciting episode and not to be tainted with that punk-ass little bitch. Yeah, I'd hate for anything to be tainted by that punk-ass little bitch. We have a visitor.

Ladies and gentlemen, Golden Ticket Tapa. Jesse! Yes! Yay! Hi, guys. Just to confirm from New Zealand

currently living in Dubai. Correct. So you flew all the way from Dubai to come to Tarp Tower. Very long flight, yes. Believe it or not, direct flight from Jesse's apartment to here.

To the top tower. They flew in. Hypothetically, if you did come through Melbourne Airport, how did you get from the airport to the hotel? Well, I was, you know, I was wondering what. And a humazine pulled up, took off half the pickup zone at Melbourne airport. That security guy was not a great welcome to the area.

It wasn't, no. I just, and I did have to keep saying to Jesse, and he's plus one, his best mate, Shabell. I did have to keep saying like just so you know like not all Australians like this like I just needed to really set up but for anybody wondering who Jesse is he's our golden ticket tarpa so at the end of last year

we made a Tony Ryan calendar which Tony has here. Here's one I prepared earlier that was my phone falling down for everybody so he made this calendar and it was for champion tarpers and everybody who became a champion tarpa got a calendar and went into the draw to be the golden ticket tapper.

Yep. And so Jesse was our golden ticket tapper. He won, yay! So we are wearing Jesse's shirts. Shirts with Jesse's face on them, which he was very surprised, right? Cheers, Charles. Was that a highlight?

Do you think? I think so. Yes, cool. That's cool. And the sons. That's good. The socks. You like the socks?

Yeah, I'm wearing them now. Oh, that's amazing. The songs are fantastic. Great job. So for anyone in the Patriot, Exclusive tarppers and champion tarpers, you'll be able to see a vlog in like over the next couple of weeks. We'll of us picking Jesse and Charbel up. Yep.

Of us doing all the stuff together, making signs for the airport. All of that will all, you will see it all. It's very fun. When we got the goods from the supermarket for their hotel room. Yes. Are we going to in the vlog include when Tony called a tapper a bitch in the car park? Yes. 1,000.

Yeah. Next Saturday. That will be off. Extremely funny. Next Saturday. Amazing. Okay, great. Because, wow, what a moment.

And I'm like, Charles, will you film? He goes, yeah. Fuck, he doesn't miss a thing. No, he doesn't. Now, if you're thinking, I know what everyone's thinking. Is it how good Jesse and Charbel smell? People watching, probably not because. Oh, so true.

Sorry. Yeah. They do smell good, though. Yeah, they do. Did you pick that up? Did you guys buy a little something in the airport? Judy free. Judy free.

And he thought, I've wondered about that good. she owed a papa. People in Dubai just smell good. I think it's just like a thing. Really? Yeah. Like a point of cultural difference. I think so.

Yeah, everyone buys a nice perfume. Sorry, this is crazy news, but there's some other crazy news that we have just stumbled upon. After three and a half years of long COVID, Tony's sense of smell has returned. Oh my God. I can't stop! That hasn't happened for so long.

Oh my God. You haven't smelled for years. She really haven't smelled anything. Yeah. And do you want to hear some coincidence, chat? Please. The second I realized I had long COVID was smelling a Gucci perfume in the Melbourne International Airport.

And I went, what's everyone fucking talking about? I can't smell a thing. So the beginning of your I can't smell a journey. The beginning of your I can't smell journey and the ending of your. can't smell journey was at the melbourne international airport oh my god they really are part of all the big moments in our life aren't they yeah oh um that's wonderful i do have a confession oh i am wearing a t-shirt that's two sizes too small to me this is actually lily's jesse t-shirt um when we're at the airport we were wearing our ones yes and someone and then i walked in and you were like did you forget

your jessy shirt and I didn't forget it I just didn't think about it. I was like we wore it the other night and then I came in everyone's wearing it. I was like well why else we would have fucking got them. And also you kind of did it in it not to pay you out but you I was like you bring your jess shirt and you went no yeah but you did it in that voice being like no I did not let's let's no you do not let's go through it again you asked me I'll re-play exactly how I said did you remember your jessy shirt oh no I'm so considerate methaphetti. Ryan is so good at remembering his Jesse shirt.

Yeah. This is the thing. No, but yeah, like I said, I didn't actually, like, forget would be being too generous to me. It's like, I looked at it this morning and I'm like, no, I'll actually go this shirt today. Do you know what? This should be embarrassing for Ryan, but it's more embarrassing for me because before this, we had a meeting like a call this morning and I get on the call because I'm about

to leave before, come to the office, but I did it from home because I did a workout. I did a quick workout and then I did the call from home and then was like about to leave. We get on this call and I'm wearing my Jessie shirt already and the guy's kind of like oh, close shirt dude and I was like oh like yeah we're meeting a time today like whatever

and so I'm now embarrassed that in that moment Ryan went God have you got nothing else but I did say it and I just literally my brain went she loves that new shirt That's more embarrassing on me than it is on you. I know.

Like there couldn't have been more clues. I knew we were coming in to do an episode of Jesse. Tony's wearing the shirt that I've seen on a Zoom call. You know that mass meme? Yeah. So many clues. So much going on. You're like Alan on the hangover.

You still just didn't get there. That's so funny. And then I looked in my wardrobe and I saw the Jesse shirt because it was sitting there on the floor from the other night. Yeah, totally. And then I saw this light blue shirt and I put the light blue shirt on and Bridget goes, oh, really brings out your eyes. And I went, thank you. What an excellent choice for me today.

And another thing that Ryan is very into at the moment is matching his shirt with his socks. And now I'm wearing Lily's Jesse shirt and these light blue socks with have no context. But the light blue socks did go perfectly with the t-shirt you rocked up in today. So there is something. See, this is how much I love you that I of course know that. Jesse, you didn't have to clap for that, but I appreciate that. I appreciate it. So this is how it works in the morning.

Mabel picks my sock colour. And then I'll get... And you go from there. And then I'll get a corresponding shirt. You're like Cher on Clueless how she had that thing. That, you know, she had that program that matched all her clothes together. Mabel's that for you. Sorry, when you said sure, I was thinking of sure.

Yeah, nah, share. Yeah, but that's really strong. She got named after Cher. Like in the movie they say, we both got named after singers from the 80s. That's a good fact. I've seen a lot of time. Yeah. You seem clueless, Jesse?

No, I've been. We don't have a lot of income. Leave to the jokes, Tony. Shut. She doesn't like when other people are hilarious. Do you want us to take your fuck my phone? Maybe too. Let's do normal or nah.

Thanks for submitting these, tony and ryan.com.com. Or in the Tony and Ryan podcast Facebook group. So logistics shut, are you, me and Jesse saying that whether we reckon it's normal or not? We will all say normal or not. We're all deciding? Yeah.

Okay, great. first of all, this is from Aaron. Hi, Aaron. Tapa Aaron. Googling things on your phone while sitting at your computer. It's just muscle memory. It happens without thinking. Or maybe if it's not work-related Googling, I don't do it on a work-related machine.

I do a personal Google on my personal device. I'm not backing it in, but I've just noticed I've been doing it, says Aaron. Is this normal or nah? Normal. I do that. I'd say normal. A hundred percent normal. I also, you know how some things are a big screen task?

Yeah. Some things are just a small screen task. Yeah. Like if I'm just Googling Clueless, I'm probably just doing that on my phone. It doesn't need the full screen experience. There's only so much stuff to find out about clues. Well, you just learned something new, didn't you? Maybe I should Google it more on a big screen.

Maybe it is a big screen. Sorry, did you say that that normal or nervous frame? Tapa Aaron. I saw the funniest fucking meme about the name Aaron the other day. Please. People that call their kid Aaron looked at the first name in the baby name book and went, that'll do. But they opened up and went great.

Oh, fuck, that should be right? This book is excellent. Yeah. Go on over the sequel. Do you want to know of fun facts? Always. Back in the day, Apple Podcasts. You know how there's next.

now like charts or like if you subscribe to podcasts, they come up first and you download and stuff. Sure. Back in the day, it was just a straight up alphabetical order. Oh, so we'd be called Artonian Ryan. Yeah, but like, so there's a lot of podcasts that just have random A names because they're like, oh, when people open the app, we want to be any of the top? Like this is like pre-alorithm days, you know? Oh my God.

Yeah. They're also used to, remember the thing where it's like, everyone posts at 5, so we're going to post at 445. Yeah, we're going to beat the rush. Or we're going to post at 510 because then we're the, in the last one. be at the top of the list. Charles, can you Google Seth Godin's podcast? Hang on, hang on, hang on.

Big screen, little screen. I think that is a big screen, Google. Only because Charles got three big screens in front of it. Yeah, and a B-Farine. Screen. We've got guests in. Three screens, sorry. What's his podcast called?

It's called Akebo. Yeah, a random word that starts with an A. Well, akimbo isn't a random. It's a word. All words are random, depending on how you use them. You say legs akimbo all the time. time to me. Well, like a Kimbo, that's like fucking, well, a Kimbo.

It's a bit of an amount of pier, isn't it? Because it kind of is what it sounds like. And I think you know what I mean? I have never known what you meant less. Okay, I'm not feeling very supportive. No, but that's more on the- Are you showing up in front of you new friends? That's more about the fact that I don't know what a Kimbo means.

So it's hard for me to agree with you. So if you said like legs of Kimbo, it's like, fuck it. Oh, shit everywhere. Like, legs all over the place. Right. So Akimbo's Oh, Akimbo!

Can you small screen, Google, the meaning of Akimbo? I thought it was like because people say... He actually picked up his screen. His phone, that's really sweet.

That's really cute. Because Akimbo, that means random, I think. Like, strewn. It says, A kimbo is with hands

on the hips and elbows turned outwards. That is not what you describe at all. But when you say like legs akimbo, hang on, I'm going to do my own More up to my own research.

Hang on. What does legs akim, no, I don't need to email someone. Well, you're talking about legs akimbo. It's just a kimbo.

Okay, what does legs? Sorry, came up, what does legs amputated mean? That's not what we're going. I mean, I could guess what that meant.

A posture where a person's legs are spread apart, bent at the knees. But you're, or splayed out in an awkward manner. But it's just the kimbo. Yes. I know,

but I didn't know if legs of kimbo men are different. Like, if that was a different. thing. Hand on the hip and the elbow. I don't like that. No.

And you'll never listen to Seth Godin's business podcast again. Follow him on Instagram, I think. Yeah. To support you. Thank you. Yeah. Appreciate that.

Kylie has a normal one arm. Hi, Kylie. My partner suggested a movie after dinner. I really want to see the movie, but I don't want to stay up for a whole movie after dinner. A movie during the weeks a lot. So instead, we watch a TV show. but because TV shows are so good at hooking you through to the next episode,

you end up watching three episodes and it would have been quicker just to watch the movie you wanted to watch. Nah, actually, so fair. Yeah. Is this normal or nah, ask Kylie? It's normal. Yeah. I think. What do you think?

Yeah, normal. Yeah. How many movies did you get in between here and Dubai? Oh, you're asleep the whole time. I think I keep trying to watch one and it would just fall asleep. What was the one? Uh, you see me now you don't. I haven't seen that.

What, you wouldn't? It's good. Now you... I just don't say it. Is that the new one? Yeah, yeah, the new one. Yeah. Fuck, they're quick on the movies.

It's on the plane now, aren't they? That's a dull thing I've just said, but it is true. Like, they are, though, aren't they? What's the premiere section? What do you mean? What's for premieres? It's like the new ones. But that still feels fast.

That's what a premiere is. It's the first one. Well, premiere doesn't necessarily mean fast. It just means first. Yeah. So it wouldn't be second, would it? No, no, no, but it doesn't necessarily mean it's fast. Bridget watched four Fast and Furious movies back to back on a flight one day.

Yeah. Well, we've talked about this before because then I said about watching The Matrix and they'd cut out all the naughty stuff. And so I was like, I thought that the movies were pretty sexy. And Tubbs was like, yeah, I think you missed a whole film. So we're backing your normal for that one? Are you, do you reckon as well? Yeah.

Because do you watch a lot of TV at night, not really a morrow? of a scroller. But it's because of this, I think, because I'm like, oh, I don't have time from moving. Don't want to commit to a whole thing. Yeah. And you scroll for three hours. Yeah. I could have watched Mission Impossible by now.

Yeah, but I've watched the same scene from the departed 20 times. And that's a great scene. How good? She fell funny. That's it. A Kimbo. Yeah. Yeah.

Tarpa Grace. Dason, Dawson. Dyson, Dawson. Dawson, D-A-Y-S-O-N. Yeah, Dacin, I guess. Dason. Dason. Dacan.

I aim my home security camera at the crock pot while I'm at work so I can keep an eye on my slow roasting. That's so smart. It's just crazy that we leave a cooking appliance plugged in and turned on while we're gone for so long. agree with that. But it's so convenient. I don't fuck with a slow cooker. For that reason? Yeah.

Yeah. What if you got the ring doorbell but like attached it in a right spot? Just popped it in the thing. Yeah. No, because, okay, so here's the thing, right? It's too busy at your sister's house getting beat up by a 13-year-old. But so then it sets on fire. God fucking forbid, right?

Yeah. It sets on fire. What, I'm going to watch it live. Like, what? Like it's the news. You would call the fire brigade. So you're still, what, 20 minutes away? Yeah, but it's better than four hours.

Yeah, but I just think I'm like, well, if I'm going to just sit there watching it feeling anxious, I'd rather just not use it. Like, what? But, like, you don't call the fire brigade. Like, no one else is going to call them for you. Yeah. Hmm. I just don't want to bother them.

Like, they have other things to do. Yeah, fires. Yeah, but they've got bigger fish to fry. Well. Oh, like, you know. Sorry, just the fish to fry in the cooking is just that. Sorry. I don't fuck with a slow cooker.

I don't need to be convinced. I just don't do it. But do you know what I do have that I want to learn how to use better? I bought an instant pot, like, which has got like the pressure cooker. Sorry, the instant pot of the slow cooker. It's like the exact opposite. But, um, and you can, it's like you can set it up and do a press. So what a slow cooker could do in eight hours, it can, you know.

But like, I think it's pretty good. Yeah. Oh, they'd be good, but like, isn't slow roasting. It's like, it's almost got its own flavor and its own style. Yeah, I don't think you can replace it with that. But I think like for something that you go, yeah, I pop that in the thing. It does the pressure cooker thing and you don't have to touch it. Yeah.

So it's the same thing. I just don't, wouldn't leave it the whole day. Do you remember Hot Duggy that you had a crush on? Oh my God. What's he doing? What's it like, what's he actually doing now? I think he's in real estate. Is he?

Yeah. Interesting. He flies drones for real estate companies. Like does those videos of the rich mansions. and stuff. Oh, that's hot and cool. That is hot. So he's a pilot.

Tony loves a drone boy. Yeah, he's a pilot. So he's so hot, you guys. Like, we used to do breakfast radio on the same building.

So we all get him to work at like 4.30. He's got a nose ring. A lot of tats. A lot of tats. And I'm like, hey man, what's up? Because we'd all get it.

And he did like, like boxing and fighting. Yeah. He's so hot. Yeah. I met him once. I was like. So it's a nah from Tony.

With the camera on the slow roast. Or an NA almost. Nah. Yeah, not applicable. Would you do the slow cookup? I think so. I mean, it's pretty intelligent. I think just to keep an eye on things because...

Do you cook a lot at home? Shabelle cooks, I don't. Yeah, all right. Jesse's just the trouble. So I would just watch it. Yeah. I can keep an eye on it. Hey, mate, when are you going to be home?

Because I've been watching this for a while. I'm hungry. Grace says, yeah, I love the food. But I also love checking that my house hasn't burned down. No, so fair. I think if you just want to keep a little eye on it, but I think that then that would distract me. I would watch the whole time and then the eight hours is wasted.

I might as well just cook it at the stove. Do you know what I mean? Like, well, I'm not getting, I'm not then reassigning my time. Well, I think she's checking in on it. She's not just at work still. No, because I would all I'd be thinking about is, is my fucking house on fire. I've got enough going on.

Now, I'm about to, Grace has just said, oh, by the way, quick question, like on the end. Yeah. And this has thrown me You look rattled Yeah, I am because Okay She goes

So space, what is it? So she's submitted this The normal or nah Yeah, the question And then got, oh, also Also, can you let me know where to submit The normal or nah's? It's been a while

And I'm not sure where to write it. Might love to say it. She found it. Oh my God, wonderful stuff. Right. You know? Great. I saw that one and I was like, really?

Okay. Okay. Seems like you had a guess. I was going to say, capable, but leave that in that's so nice. Hi, I'm Mark from Union, New Jersey in the USA. I'm Peter from Alice Springs in Central Australia. I'm Tricia from Bend, Oregon in the U.S.

And you're listening to Tommy and Ryan. I'm asking shout out to a few of you about Jamie Dobbers. We found where to be a champion top of it, which might be. Could you let me know on the podcast next week where I find it to listen to? Yeah. Bering enough to ask. Hey guys, just watching on YouTube. Where can I watch this show?

Found you on Instagram. Do you have an account? Tea, good on your tea. Thanks for being a champion. Tapa. Sean might be Sian, you know, our friend, Cian from Tazzy. My Fair Ladies, Breezy and Katie. Sounds like a joint account to me.

Sorry about that. Breezy and Katie. Yeah. Olivia Buck, my fucking will. do too. The buck stops with me. Teagan, good on you Teigen. Camille McCabe.

Is that Tall Teagan? Or just regular height? It's not Tall Tegan. Okay. Because Tall Tegan is T-E-A and this is T-E-G-H-A-N. So it might be Tegon. Tegon Tegon T-Tackel. Or T-O-T-O-Haw-on.

Camille, good on you, Camille. Jordan Hopkins. Was that Camamile or Camille? Jordan Hopkins, Anthony Hopkins son. Oh, no, no, don't talk about his children. Oh, is that fun? He hasn't spoke to his daughter for ages. what a piece of shit

there was this big interview about it and he was like he's Hannibal A Anthony Hopkins? Not in real life he's sorry let me teach you about his profession what you're not going to believe this what is he is an actor

yeah so when he does roles such as Hannibal he's just pretending to be Hannibal for the movie what do you mean like so then he goes home and he's just Anthony Hopkins again. Just ignoring his kids? Yeah.

Oh. So is he acting like a c? Or he really is one? Depending on which side of the comment section you end up on. So true. Yeah, go either way. Yeah. Sounds like this is just one though.

Selene, good on you, Celine. Good on you, Brock Therring. Good on you, Brock. Hanna Spaghetti. Oh. That might not be a stage name. You met her cousin. Hannah Rigotony.

We have to get some rigatoni for that video we came up with on the later the airport, pick Jesse up. Yeah. I'll give you a clue. The video includes Tony's name and the capital of Latvia. Which will be in, hey, we should start talking about that. That's soon. We're going to Riga soon.

Yeah. Reagan Tarpers, get ready. We're going to put on the biggest four-person live show in history. Someone messaged Patreon today and said, instead of me coming to Fiji, if I win the trip to Fiji, could you take me to Riga instead? And I said, We don't do pranks. Where are they from?

Like, I don't know where they are. I'm guessing Fiji. But she goes, oh, my granddad's like from Riga and I'd love to visit. Like, I think I might be dead. Like, I don't think that they could visit together. I think it's like, oh, I want to do like a bit of like a soul searching journey. Yeah, okay. Yeah.

I said no. Oh, but. Cop that, grandpa. Well, I said if you can learn how to do Charles's job before we leave, you can have his Spillo. Actually, whilst I appreciate the comedy, as someone who has made a spelling error on a travel document and learned how hard it is to change a name on a flight, I'm actually going to have to stop you right there.

That's a great point. Well, I'm very sorry, we can't take you to Riga. It's a logistics issue. I'm going to put an asterisk on that. No. No, there's no. No, the asterisk is that if they're closer to Riga than Fiji, I'll consider it. No, we're not considering.

It's not happening. We can't. What if they're from? Estonia and then it saves us a flight. You know what I mean? Saves us a flight. We don't have to fly them all the way to Fiji. We'll just put them on the bus and bring them down.

Just rent a car. Time's a tougher type down, man. I'm trying to cut costs. We've got a Vauxhall Nova for you to drive down in. Can I? That's a very specific. That is a great reference. I'm really sorry that didn't get the, yeah.

I really, because it's like a very European car. I just, thank you. You've reminded me about a financial strain in my life that I need to share with you. What is it? Oh, hang on. And also, Riley Donovan. Thanks, Riley. I just had one name and I needed to get it out.

So let me teach you about running a business and by you, I mean people. So when... Okay. Let me just stop you right there. Just said, let me teach you about... It sounded like if you were saying that to me. Very rude. That's what I'm saying.

It's like the Royal You. Yeah, the Royal You. So the thing about hiring a team is you have to pay him. Don't I fucking know. Yeah. So, and you actually know half of this story because you were involved, but you don't know the best. back side of it. So I work here. There's like the everyday bank account and then there's like

the savings account. Yeah. Turns out we have to pay the guys fly someone from fucking to both. Yeah. And so I had to move. Yeah. And for lunch today, we've all forgotten our wallet. And so we have no money in the the checking day account. So you don't. Yeah, no. So I was like, fuck, we're going to have to get some out of the savings account because we're a bit skinned this week. And so I, I go, I go to move it across and I go, Tony, can you hit approve? Because we both have to approve when money moves out of that one. Which is, you know, so that one of us doesn't steal money from the other, which sounds like it would never happen.

You'd be surprised though and I wish I had it in previous businesses I've worked in. So anyway, I go, Tony, can you just click approve? And she goes, yeah. And then... You've lost me now. And then how many times did I ask you to approve that this week? I'm actually a fan of a hyperbole. but this is legit, probably seven.

Yeah. Because every time it didn't go through. Oh. So it wasn't more. It was like, oh, I'll do it again. Oh, and I just thought you kept transferring money. I was like, bitch. Where are they stayed?

Yeah. We bought them out. Yeah. So, yeah, golden tickets. Yeah. Buy your gallon. The ticket is made from gold. And so, no, so we kept bouncing.

And I'm like, fuck, we've literally got like, like, where the account, we're dry. And so I was like, fuck. And it keeps bouncing, keeps on the phone. It's your dry, mate. I could have made you wet. Tony, we're on the verge of bankruptcy. I'm going to need you to pay attention.

You sucking my dig. It's not going to help. It's not going to make it worse. It's not going to help. It will take the edge off for at least six minutes. And then I'll be back to the stress. I'll need seven hours in between them. I'm above the age of 20.

Now, I'm on the phone to the bank. And they're doing it. go there's obviously been a technical error. I call the bookkeeper though. Yeah, I'll call the, so we're, yeah, and you're in the bank, you transfer to this guy. It gets escalated. We go to this thing. Like, all shit's going, because seven times, well, six.

Six times doesn't make it and all this stuff. So we're like, what the fuck's going on? Blah, blah, blah. I'm just trying to move money across. This is ridiculous. And you start getting a bit stress because you're like, we need to move the money over. Yeah, like we had some stuff to put like I was a bit, a bit frazzled. And then you really.

Rarely frazzled. Really frazzled. I don't think I've ever even heard you use the word frazzled. Yeah. That's how frazzled I am. That's a lot for you, yeah. So I reckon three guys in the tech team, the tech team's manager gets escalated to this. The head of like business bank and goes, I've got to check in on this and, you know, it's going right up there.

And then do you know what I'm about to say? I do because it's happened before. It's happened before. Ryan, I'm guessing, was transferring it to an account that doesn't exist. Put the wrong number in. wrong numbering. Because it has happened before where he was on the phone with the finance people and they were like, do you mind just checking the numbers?

Because it can happen to anyone. And Ryan goes, I don't need to check it. Like, fully bad. You never a dick, but you're like, I don't need to check it. Like, I know it's the right thing. And it wasn't the right thing. So we get on the 27th. So this one that we've been approving all week, that was going to the wrong account.

Well, no, it was just wrong. It's just, yeah, going to nowhere. Nowhere. Yeah. And so, um. Lucky we didn't send it to someone else. Yeah. Well, the guy goes, so, so hang on.

He's like, I've tried this. It's seen, you know, everything's set up right. Should be there. Blah, blah, blah. So just confirming, you know, it's the account of then, you know, 042. And I went, oh. I'm doing 024. And I just went, oh, yeah, I think it's all the fix.

Thank you. And then, um, and then put, and then message you for the seventh time and text, you just to prove that one. Oh. And, you know, I trust you so implicitly that I'm, yeah. Yep. Like, all good. So, we're all good.

Hey, thanks for fixing it. That's awesome. You're so welcome. You're so good at doing the money in the bank. MBA accounting degree. Yeah, that's amazing. So we can go out for one. That's what I'm saying.

Now. A present. A present. So, now, usually we would have assumed that we are providing the presents for Jesse. But there's a limit where we've done. so much that it's only fair that we get something in return. I give and give and give in this fucking place. If you're watching on YouTube,

should we put a photo of how we left the room on the screen? Oh yeah, we can show some footage. Yeah, oh, hang on. I'm going to call. Oh, no. It's Bridget saying she could maybe bring the Jesse T-shirt in for the podcast recording. Oh, okay.

I don't know that maybe it's okay. It's all good. Did you appreciate all the gifts that we left in the hotel? It was incredible. You liked it? It was so cool. Like the DC. the instacs, the condoms, that was funny.

Thanks, Ryan. You're welcome. Thanks, Ryan. And a snack, my favorite. That was a late edition from Ryan. Here goes, I'll get some less snacks and I went, okay, but I'm glad he loved it. I'm literally buying 50 when I'm leaving here because that's so good. So thank you guys so much.

And we're both wearing the socks because Shabelle's wearing sad day because, you know, we need to go. Yeah. All right, Tony, please do it honors. All right. this is such a beautiful box by the holy fuck it's a heavy it's a heavy it's a heavy it's a heavy where do you know this box from uh from borders in uh Dubai

oh I thought they all got shut down not in Dubai oh my what the what hang on oh I don't know the best way did this is oh my gosh holy shit oh my God there's so much stuff in here is it's for everyone it's for the whole team there's something for the whole team Oh, that's so beautiful. Hang on. So we got all these.

Okay, so this has come all the way from. From Dubai. Oh my God. Did you buy it all? Yes, we did. Did Dubai it all? Did Dubai. Okay.

Oh my God, is that a pen? Yes. Oh, that's really fun. I've got a spiced orange lip balm, which is my favorite flavor of anything. Camel milk. Camel milk lip balm. Smell that. I can smell again.

Smell that. I can a magnet we could send this to Maria yes oh my God oh my god is this real Dubai this is the legit

and there's three whole delicious blocks for you oh my god because you know how that like went va-va-vav-viral this is the OG the original maker this is the oh it's really heavy

it feels really good quality that's how I know I'm good quality because I'm a bit heavy Oh my God. First and finest camel milk chocolate. Let's try this. Do you want to try camel milk chocolate? I'd love to try camel milk chocolate.

Jess, you didn't have to do this man. This is so nice. This is so beautiful. Thank you both. It was a thanks for both of us because you guys are so awesome and also the date in there,

the blue packet. That is a Lamington date. This? Yeah. A lambington. Milk, chocolate, date and almond. Oh my God. I believe some camel milk chocolate was promised.

Sorry, what's this? Is that like Turkish delight or something? That's like a Lebanese Arabic sweet. Oh my God. This is so cool, you guys. Thank you so much. Okay, sorry, camel milk chocolate. It does sound like I'm saying camamil, but it's camel milk.

Not Camille. Cammer. There's cam. Is there camel on the front? That's fairy. That's camel. That, I think that's camel. that's taken advice

and that's okay don't our like don't our cabri's block come wrapped in cow it's leather this is amazing oh yeah that's why they call

Tony that's why they call it cacao you know that's like chocolate's maiden chocolate's maiden name that's very oh my god look at this

okay new rule we're never giving Tony a gift box yeah sorry sorry sorry sorry she's so distracted sorry Oh my God.

Oh, fuck, it's a whole thing. Okay. Would you like the Nuga-Praline? Yes. Or the other praline or the pistachio with the camel milk. Pistachio's in at the moment. Well, that's the Dubai chocolate thing. That's the whole thing.

Is it pastasio? Yeah, it's the pistachio cream with the... Keneffi. Yeah. Last night I had... Do you know what I'm talking about? Pistachio teramisu. Okay, we're going to try this one because it's the one on the left.

Oh Do you want the Nuga or the one on the left Oh it's very fancy packaging I bet this was expensive Tax for eight bucks It tastes like you could retain water for ages I suppose you just like a little bite Oh my god

That's really fucked That's yum You can taste the camel That's very good Oh my god We'll do a proper unboxing later Charles can you please take this away Because I'm going to get so distracted

I have no real power Oh my God, that's so yummy Mmm It's left a beautiful creaminess in the mouth And I normally really say that on Saturday Because on Sundays We have sex

I'll live that with you Can you take your table away from me? It's very much Not a good spot in my way I appreciate that Oh, there's a coffee there Don't we've been there since yesterday I think Shocker

That's good you're good at putting your stuff away right what do we got Tony yes I want to talk about your favorite thing to do which is swimming being wet swimming in the ocean that's how well we know each other yes swimming in the ocean definitely because I watched this video the other day right what but I watched this video the other day and it was like get out and touch grass no I need the fucking ocean I need to be wet, I need the sea, I need the air, I need the, and I was like, same.

Yeah. That's what I, when I'm like feeling really blocked, I'm like, I need the beach. So true. Now, paint the picture for us. Oh. You and I, we arrive at the beach. Oh. Find the car park.

Thank you for including that. Have I done my, I've done my mantra? You've paid, you got the ticket for the parking. That's all good. We step onto the beach. What, give me a play by play. What happens next. Oh my God.

Okay. We go onto the beach. I'm already wearing my bathers and my hooded towel. Yep. I take my hooded towel off and I put it down and then I walk into the ocean. Where's your stuff? My bag's on my beach. Let me read this for you.

Non-Australians can't believe we just leave our stuff on the beach and go swimming. One viral TikTok says the trust these Australians have in each other to leave car keys, iPhones, handbags and fashion accessories just sitting there on the sand is insane. Totally. So in my bag would be Normally, fuck Should I Well that's the whole point

Because yeah But in my bag Normally would be my keys My phone My glasses At my wig my ring And we just leave there on the sand It's normally in my bath on the beach

So if you never sit at the beach If you see Tony swimming You'll see someone else running With a bag Just that guy running So a nice bag Yeah I do I probably wouldn't normally wear it

Especially at the moment It's a bit big So it like is kind of falling That rock We know mate Wade me down in the, you know, I'll drown if I wear it. Oh, it's sick to the bottom.

So I normally take it. I like take it off and just like pop it into my bag, which is rogue from me. That doesn't sound like something I would do, but I do normally. But I didn't realize that in other countries just like lobbing your shit on the sand and wandering in it for a 30 minute swim.

Australians, we don't fuck with people's stuff on the beach. You know the other one that we don't fuck with? People's stuff at the gym. Yeah. I'll leave anything anywhere in the gym and it's just fine. It's just fine. Like if you go to the gym and there's like not lockers, but like the pigeon holes.

And you just like slide. You just don't fuck with it. Some gyms have to like little scan the code open that lock it away. And I'm like, who's got the time? Well, you've made it all the way to the gym and I'm going to spend time locking shit up. So Charles has just put his hand up.

I actually, I agree if there's no extra steps. You know how if you at your gym, you've got like a wristband like fob thing? Yeah. That's as much effort as like. then you can just open it and you, but if you have to go to talk to a person. But then I don't carry a fob around.

No, no, but normally there are a bracelet like a little, um, bangle thing. Oh, that's nice. So that you can wear it in the pool and it can get wet and whatever. So, Charles, you have no faith in humanity. What's your issues? Well, no, like at my last gym, I, it was just like pigeonholes. But at my new gym, there's like lockers and you just like the, it's around my drink bottle, like the band and you just like tap that to like the locker.

It's like, yeah. So that's as simple as putting in. down. But I think, so at the reservoir pool, if you want a locker, you have to give them your car keys. Oh, that's. So, like, you like swap something for it. And how much do you trust the staff there? Oh, yeah.

Did I just want a Subaru forester? Yeah. That sounds more risky than just leaving them by the pool. True. Yeah. I'd hate for anyone to steal them. So, case? I just handed them to you.

Yeah. So that I think I'm just like, oh, too many steps. Yeah. I'd rather just get my car stolen. But so the rest, because there's this TikTok, this British guy's moved to Australia and he's just like, he just can't believe it. Top comments.

It's not human stealing your keys you need to worry about. It's the Seagull stealing your chips. True. That's an epidemic. A genuine concern in our country. And if you fuck with one, they all come, don't they? Like one Seagull gets a little taste. They all come running.

Yeah. We had a guy in our volleyball team. We nicknamed him Seagull. I don't like that. The nickname or the fuck? Both people that do that. There's just, there's two people in my life that I have eaten with a lot that both do it and I hate it. It's very different.

No, no, no, it's no one here. I'll say it, but can we cut it out? One's my **** who's a fucking cockhead. The other one is. Really? Yes. Every time I've eaten with, it gets his fucking squiddly diddly fingers and eats fucking stuff off my.

plate and I don't like it. It makes me feel ill. And he's always sweaty. So it's too much. I don't like it. Anyway, we can cut that out. No, we can leave it in. We can leave it in but beat the names.

Anyway. Would beep the name of the first one or and the follow-up sentence or just the name. Just the name. Just the name. So we're leaving beep. Who's a fucking. Okay. It's a part of the story.

It is part of the story. But I think it also paints the picture of that kind of person. Me being like, my food's come early. Do you want to have a chippy? Totally different. But someone that just does that, I don't like. Yeah. Well, although Charles and I yesterday both said,

oh, Lily, we don't want anything from grilled. And she goes, I'll get these losers chips because I know they'll steal mine. And then the chip turned up and me and Charles were like, fuck yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But like, that's just friendship. Yeah. Jesse, in Dubai, you'd leave stuff on the beach.

It's real safe, right? We'll leave anywhere. You can literally leave anything anywhere and no one will ever touch. You can leave like a gold bar sitting on a bench and no wood steal it. Is it like because it's like an honour system or because everyone's so fucking rich they don't want your old shit? Like is it just that everyone's so wealthy and they're like, I don't fuck with that. Yeah. Like which one is it?

No, I think honestly I think people are just like. Respectful? Respectful. And no one touches anyone's stuff and it's, you feel safe. Like literally people leave their handbag at. the mall on the table and the food court to claim the table and just walk away. Like bags a spot. Yeah, it wouldn't do that at Whistfield.

Yeah. No fucking way. You wouldn't do that here. I'd barely put it down next to me while I was still sitting there. That's crazy. Super safe. Yeah, I love it. Yeah.

Should we move to Dubai? Because I love that camel chocolate. I am. There's not anywhere I wouldn't move to not suck off that camel again. Yeah. Yeah. I'm actually, and I know I say this is a joke every single. single place we go.

Yeah. But I would fear you going to Dubai for a trip because I actually don't think you would leave. Do you reckon? Hot sexy sports cars. Yeah. And what, you love that and what do you hate? Paying tax.

Paying tax. What do you like? It's my two favorite least favorite. Warm weather. Dry heat. Is it dry heat or is it humid? It gets humid in like September, like June, July, August. But you don't like cold though.

I don't like the cold. You'd cop warm over cold if you. I would, yeah. And what's the parking like in Dubai? Very easy. Very, very easy. And there's lots of it. Question.

And you don't have to go to the petrol station. They drive to you to fill up your car. Do you know what Jesse fucking told me? This is my love to say it. Do you know what Jesse told me? You can get fuel delivered to your house. They rock up with a cherry can. Yeah.

Fuck, when did he mention that? Yeah. I've never heard that before. I know. isn't that crazy. What did you just say? What did you say that? Oh, I got so sorry. Yeah, you didn't love. Sorry. Yeah. Just got so excited. I'm blacked out. Yeah, I do that every day. Now I know how it feels. It's actually great though. I like it. Do you know if I do have one question. With the tax thing. Yeah. If I moved to Dubai, how would that work for me tax wise?

Yeah, no, no. That was also that other thing I said. No, no, no, I know. But because technically Like, I'm earning one in Australia. Like, how would that work? What are you owning in Australia? I don't know. Well, I live here now. Yeah. So would it be the same as if I move?

I just don't have to pay tax. That's dope. We'd have to, the company would have to move to Dubai. What do you reckon, Charles? No tax, I'm down. Yeah, Chacks hate tax. Fuck. No.

See you. You guys can stay with me. Oh, okay. He doesn't cook, though. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Shut up. And are you sticking with that for you? You love to see it.

I do have another one though, which is pretty fun. Dylan Sanders sent this through on Patreon. He said, I went to dinner tonight with my boyfriend. We're in Louisiana in the USA. We were getting some cheeky drinkies and I asked the waitress for a lemon, lemon bivis. Fuck yeah. She walked back over and was like, oh, the bar, don't know what that is.

Can you describe it? And we'll try and make it. So he described it based on what we had said on the pod. And she came back with an LLB and Dylan said, it's my now my favorite drink. You're welcome, Dylan. Lemon, lime and bitters has made it to Louisiana. That's huge.

I wonder if he was at Egos on St. Charles Avenue. Charles. Different one. Oh, okay. Yeah, this one's a street. Oh? Yeah. And Eagor's is one of the great slash not great dive bars, but it doesn't close.

It's 24-7. Oh, what? Yeah. That's amazing. I should ask. Yeah. I don't know if I trust an hour. I'll be there, you know.

Yeah. Although, well, that would actually, the downside of Igor's and the strength of the LLB, like... They combine, yeah. So I love to say that. LLB around the world. My love to see it. Although... Oh, sorry, Charles is just showing us a picture of Eagor's.

Spirits, burgers and laundromat. What? I forgot about the laundromat. And I can go back. It is 24 hours, as I said. So what happens is you put your laundry on. You go get an LLB and a spirit. and a giant burger and hang out into the games room until your t-shirts are dried.

Yeah, and that is truly a one-stop shop. That's amazing. Yeah. And actually next to it is a like a BP convenience store that has like hot chicken in a Bay of Maria. And on the other side is an office works. The People's Triangle. You never need to leave. My love to see today is from Peter Pink.

Hi, Peter Pink. Oh, yes, I love Peter Pink. Yeah, he is originally from the UK. We met him at our third birthday party, but he now lives in Perth. He lives in Perth. I don't know if we knew this when we met him, but he used to in the UK do like skeleton like they were doing in the Winter Olympics. What?

You know the skeleton? It's just skeleton. I don't think it's skeleton. I think it's just skeleton, isn't it? Like the upside down luge. Is it skeleton or just skeleton? It's a big screen. Google.

Skeleton. My mustache. Sorry. I thought it was a skeleton. No, no, I'm saying. Why is it called skeleton?

Because that's what you'll never have again when you bones scratch. That's what's so fucking terrifying. Hang on. Peter Pink. Was the skeletoner? Holy shit. Yeah.

So he, like for him, the Winter Olympics, he brings back all those memories and, you know. And so it turns out that back in the day, Pete was having a rough. trot and his skeleton like buddy because you know and his skeleton yeah so but you know how they like

sit on each other like the the doubles and it looks like it's yeah great time for all involved yeah but so his teammate we could do that we could do that we could do that I used to love sitting on a skateboard and fanging down a hill oh no I wasn't allowed to do that that one that's what peter pick used to do let's try it now I'm on the floor oh no you're not I'm not gonna get on top of me. Oh. You're gonna see if we could do it. Well, call me Peter Pink.

Hey, it's about there. Yep, all right, arms up. Yep. Left. Straight, straight. Straight. We're gonna be at the French Alps in 2030. We've got it.

Charles, can you do this so it looks like they're going really fast? I do that. Woo! We could be in the next winter games. And I'm just... Sorry. Do you have to get back up at the end? Is that part of it? Now, I would never fat shame ourselves, right? But looking at those people on the screen and looking at us, I reckon...

We're going to look better in the suit than them. Probably not, but I reckon the extra weight will help us get down the thing a bit faster. So I've thought this too. Yeah, because why are they skinny? They're so dumb. Yeah. As long as you've got, like, strength, like as long as you've got core strength, I reckon you'd be sweet. And you're jacked. Like... Did you go to the gym this morning?

I did. Same. Dude. We're ready. This is the road to France. To the French Alps. The, um, when I was at Wet and Wild, this kid was like, oh, it's not that fast. And I was like, yeah, mate, I've got 70 extra kilos on you, dog.

Yeah. Trust me. There's this thing called gravity. Yeah. And it fucking work. You learn about it in size, okay, bitch. Um, let me tell you that kid. Peter Pink, yeah.

His skeleton buddy. His skeleton buddy. Um, because he was also having a bit of a rough time back in the day. But his skeleton buddy's wife was a therapist and just said, you come and see me any time. You don't pay a thing, all good and like really took care of him. That's so beautiful. Unconditional heartfelt therapy sessions without that outpour of love and ear to rant to, who knows where I'd be now. But seeing the Winter Olympics is like reminded me of her and he's decided to pay it forward.

Yeah. So he's a dentist or like a surgeon in Perth. Shout out. If anyone's been struggling with their smile, I'm willing to help you free of charge. Just let me know that you're a tarpa and I'll take care of you. It's my way of paying it for it from the help I got back in the day. Everyone deserves to be here and deserves to have a big smile on their face. Let me know if I can help you out.

Oh, wow. Oh, Peter Pink. It was really good to read that. then you do see the word Peter Pink and it could not sound more like a porn star. Yeah. I was like, isn't that nice? What's his Instagram?

Peter Pink. Okay, what am I about to find here? What am I about to see? You go to Peterpink.com. That's going to get blocked at your work. Yeah. Like, that's not okay. But so Peter Pink and I have chatted on Patreon a lot.

Petin Pink. Patreon. I can say that fucking 20 times fast. But you said Peter Pink and I, it sounded like you got Pink Eye. That's funny. than what I was going to say. That's great. I like that.

Question without warning. Jesse, anything you love to see? I love to see being here with you guys. We weren't fishing for that. We are about to go and get a frape from the Thrive Through. And then go through the car wash with Jesse and Charbel. And I can't fucking wait.

So thank you very much for listening for being here this week. It's been amazing. Just before we finish. Can I just tell you about how much of a dumb Charles is? Charles was setting up a GoPro in my car because we're going to go through the drive

and I was like, oh I better clean the car because you know we're going to have guests in the car so I've been some stuff and he goes Why do you have to clean it? You're about to get it washed in the car through. Drop, car through. That's what he said. That's what he said.

Direct quote. You fucking fool. Yeah. It's a good day to have a good day. Oh, my name's Charles. I remembered my shirt. Chat to you all Monday. Love you.

Bye. Say bye to see. Bye. Bye. I'm not Jesse. Sorry.