Toni and Ryan - We've All Been PRANKED

Episode Date: May 14, 2024

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge. We are actually calling, it must be my second cousin because her name is Sharon Ryan Johnson. That's funny. I bet you she's got a big Ryan Johnson. I hope one of us does. Oh, I hope it's not Ryan John's daughter. We're calling Mabel. Ryan John's son. Ryan John's daughter. Mabel's on the phone. Can't talk yet

Sharon are you there? Yes I am Oh hello I found you Hello Yes How are you guys? Oh my god

This is all awesome Is everything okay there Sharon? Yes A little bit of background We've had some issues with the phone this is the 74th time we've called sharon in the last 15 minutes it was the wires under the ocean were not really hitting right this morning but we got you now in the end now uh sharon ryan johnson is it true that we are second cousins because of your name i think so i think you guys sound related? Yeah, I hear that.

Because I know that Rhode Island twang I've got in my voice, that's from Sharon Town. When I was a kid, I had a pink jumper from Jane's West and it said Rhode Island on it, which is quite funny, isn't it? Oh, my gosh. Sharon's actually got a jumper that says Perth. Yeah, it says Rolly Stone. Rolly Stone? That's funny.

That's funny. Sharon, is that true about the shirt, Sharon? It is. It is. So we're actually all related. Sharon, Rian Johnson, Rian John's son, and Tony Lodge. No, we can't be related, Tony, because of what happened this morning. Sharon, will you approve today's episode?

Yes, I will. Hi, Jane. Hi, this is Chas from Rhode Island and I approve this podcast. So you know how the other week, Tony, you said you had to remind someone of their manners? Oh, yeah. I do it with you all the time.

Coming up. Do you? Yeah, when we go through the diathlone and you go, can I get 24 and I go, please. And you go, please. Coming up today, I'm going to have to remind someone on the Tony and Ryan podcast about one of the most important rules of TARP. Oh. And just really let them know that some things we do here

and some things we don't. Oh. And we'll get to that. What did fucking Sophie do? Oh, okay. Yeah. Because, like, we're a pretty tight-knit crew. Yeah?

Yeah. All four of us? And the two of us. Oh, yeah, you and I. I mean, we're blood brothers. I don't really know what that means. Does that have to do with periods? Do we get our period at the same time?

Most brothers don't. Do you have yours right now? Three, two, one. No. We have our brothers. I don't have my yours right now? Three, two, one. No. We have both of them. I don't have my period right now and neither do you. That's amazing. Are you both pregnant?

Is it yours? That's coming up. But yesterday you mentioned that you didn't realise that you weren't allowed to order the same thing as someone else. Yeah, that apparently that's like social law. New anxiety unlocked. Awkward, not awkward. Gemma Ashton replied yesterday.

We went out for a work lunch and everyone ordered the same thing except one dude. And she said it was more awkward for the one guy that didn't order the same thing than the rest of us. We were all like, oh, that looks great. Yeah. I'll also get that. I'll also get that. I'll also get that. No, I'll get the same thing than the rest of us. We were all like, oh, that looks great, yeah. I'll also get that. I'll also get that.

I'll also get that. No, I'll get the other thing. And everyone was like, yeah, righto, mate. Oh, but then you're the one that's especially at a work lunch when you're like, oh, maybe I should just try and fit in. Yeah. Yeah. So let's do another round of things that shouldn't be awkward

but are definitely awkward. Charlotte Mack. Hi, Charlotte. Said, when are you going to meet up with someone like Tony and I? We'll go, hey, let's go meet for coffee. You're coming from 50 metres on the other side of the cafe. I'm 50 metres away on the other side. We see each other and we wave.

And Charlotte goes, and then what do you do? Because you're both walking towards each other sometimes you do that jog don't you and then you do like a like do you know what i mean you know you do that she goes do you keep looking at each other do you look at your phone you lock eyes the way you kind of like acknowledge each other then you kind of pretend to think about something and just keep walking because you can't just walk towards each other for 100 metres and just keep eye contact. Why are you giving two hands up?

Because I'm like, oh, it's like you're marching towards each other or something. Oh, okay. I was just like, oh, I didn't understand the jerking. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. Charlotte says, I never know where to look and it's awkward as fuck.

It is awkward as fuck. Do you know what's fucking awkward that shouldn't be awkward? You know when you tell someone that they've got something in their teeth and you go, oh, you've got something in your teeth and they do the same side as you, but then you go, no, the other side? Yeah. Like they mirror the same one that you've.

But that's what you're supposed to do. But like, you know, when. As soon as you said, now I'm just really paranoid. Yeah, you are. There's nothing in your teeth. Thank you. But like, and know, when. As soon as you said, now I'm just really paranoid. Yeah, you are. There's nothing in your teeth. Thank you. But like, and you go, oh, you got something in your teeth like just here. And they either do the same and you go, oh, now the other side.

And you then feel embarrassed that they like. Yeah. Shame, shame, shame. Jenny said. Hi, Jenny. Asking for a tampon. Why do we whisper like we've done something wrong yeah you do you absolutely do i i don't know why that's awkward but i would still be like oh you don't

and i'm like the least like quiet person in the world but if you had the person you were asking were the only two people in a 10-kilometre radius, you would still whisper? Yeah. Well, you kind of go, oh, do you have a... That's kind of how you say it. It's like if you haven't said the whole word. That's going to sound like we've edited out a swear word.

No, we actually haven't. Do you have a... Do you have a... How do you say the... Do you have a... Yeah. Yeah do you say the – do you have a tampon? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And you know exactly – but to be honest, maybe it's a part of the thing

that like as soon as someone asks me, I know what they want. Yeah. Like so they actually don't have to say the rest of the sentence because I know exactly what they're asking for. If I was a period haver and I go, hey, Tony, could I get it? And you just go, yeah. Like literally I would hand you a tampon straight away or a pad or whatever I had in my bag.

Yeah. I would rip the menstrual cup out of my body and give it to you. That's actually fine. Okay. So in our. Just letting you know the level of commitment. Bridget is like, I wouldn't say passionate. That's like too strong a word.

But she's like really big on in our bathroom, like the communal family main bathroom in the house, there's like a spare everything for anyone. So if anyone's over and, you know, a court short. Condoms, lube, everything in there. Yeah, all the wild orgies we're having in the house. No, there's like sanitary products and stuff. And then when, and she's like, oh, you know,

it's just like the polite thing to do. Yeah. And do you remember the, I think this is like way back at the start of the pod, this guy had like a woman's hairbrush and a spare pad and a spare this. And we were like, is this guy having so many biddies over that, like this is just a common, or is it polite? And it was like.

But didn't that story end up being that it was like a bit of a lost and found? He's like, oh, no, girl left that hairbrush, so now I just leave it out for everyone. Oh, was it? I feel like. I thought he was being like a good Samaritan. I think it ended up, or maybe I'm getting that confused a different story. I was like, is this guy like such a player?

It is really nice though. But Bridget's like it's really nice. So when we went to the US and I was packing, Bridget goes, oh, put a couple of these in your bag. You never know. For me? Then I was like, for Tony, she's like, oh, just for whoever. I'm like, how many girls do you think I'm bringing back to my hotel?

Oh, my God. That's like a cool mum, like when you go off to college and she gives you 100 contacts. Just in case. Just in case. Safe and sorry. I was like, what are you saying? Yeah, what do you think?

Is this you, like, giving me permission? Like, is that what this is? Don't threaten me with a good time. So I'm just imagining that scenario. Yeah, it happened. But what happened? No, her giving me the stuff. You're like, yeah, well, I needed it.

I'm like, boo! Boo? What's her name? I was like, you didn't give me a damn one while we were away. We're out of meat and grain. You hear someone go, can I have a damn? And you go, yes! I was really nice to meet you.

I've travelled all the way from Austin, Texas. Have you got any questions for Tony and Ryan? Yeah, can I have a damn? Yeah, do you have a damn? Oh. Yes! My wife prepared me for this very moment. Jenny.

Oh, no, that was Jenny. Thanks for your question, Jenny. Was that Jenny, Jenny? Microwave Jenny. Oh, my mistake. That's so funny. MJ Swan. Hi, MJ Swan. that's so funny mj swan hi mj swan something that's awkward but shouldn't be awkward is doing a u-turn don't you just feel like the biggest fuckhead is there ever a time when you're making a u-turn where you haven't made a mistake just prior? Because like he's doing a U-turn admitting that you stuffed up before.

Is that what she's getting at? A lot of the time. But sometimes on a big road, if there's like a nature strip in the middle, you have to U-turn so that you can turn left somewhere. So it's not that you fucked up, but you have to U-turn so that you can get back over to the other side of the road. But does it still feel like you fucked up? Yes.

And you feel like, oh, yeah, I can't read a fucking map, like is what you feel like. And they make it so easy now, Google Maps. I mean, basically drives the fucking car for you. Yeah. And I think in that situation, though, I will turn left until I end up there. Yeah. You're only ever three lefts away from a right.

Yes. It sounds wrong, but it is. It is correct. Yeah. It is correct. Finally, we've got one here from Sophie Woods. Oh, she needs a tampon. Yeah.

After I drop my child at daycare, I walk home with an empty pram and I feel like I have to explain myself. That? Obviously, I don't have a child, but 100%. I just dropped him off. Yeah. I'm not just walking around with a pram. I didn't forget him.

I left him with respectable people. I didn't just find a pram and just wheel it home. Also subtle flex. Yeah, I walk to daycare. Okay. All right. Someone's living their best cool girl life.

Hi, this is Shouts from Rhode Island and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. You can check out everything in the show notes of the episode, which is like the little description underneath each episode. It's got all our links in there. Georgia Taylor, good on you, Georgia.

Thanks, Georgia. Samantha Richardson. Sammy. Yeah, the big S. Erin Bray, Laura Maxwell, and Kim Gillette. The best a man can get. And she's always said that. She has.

Love you guys. Thank you so much for being champion, Tapa. Just speaking of the no kid in a pram. Yeah. At the farmer's market, Mabel will sometimes like want to walk around. Oh, God. She's so cute with her big booty. Yeah, her big booty. She's got her nappy on.

Yeah. So cute. But what's really handy is when she gets out of the pram, the pram's a great trolley for all the food. Hack. So I'll get Mabel out. She's like walking around and I'm putting food in the pram. And then, because a lot of people have two kids.

We just have one kid. Yeah. But I was at one stage holding Mabel and just out of habit was like rocking the pram back and forth. And I just had like. A watermelon in it. Yeah, something. And then this old lady like looks, because, you know, when old ladies see a pram, they forth and it just had like a watermelon in it and then this old lady like

looks because you know when old ladies see a pram they're like oh don't they lose their shit old ladies fucking love babies yeah um they do they fucking do old people in the supermarket when you got a baby with you holy moly real popular honestly like how do you get anything done yeah man mabes went to and she wanted to walk around the supermarket the other day. She's pretty slow. And so we had to get like dog food from Brighton Mountain. We were like, oh, we don't have any dog food. Me and Mabes would just run down to the shops.

It took us like an hour. And because you stop every old person you see. Oh, hello. Look at her. Look at her shoes. Yeah, so I'm rocking this watermelon back and forth. And this old lady kind of looks in and goes, oh. She takes her glasses off.

She's like, am I seeing this correctly? I know the doctors put me on some new pills, but Jesus Christ. A green child. I've seen Shrek. That was good, wasn't it? The sequel was fantastic. Number two is one of the greats. You don't often find a sequel

That's better than the first one Do ya? Look at that little ogre Yeah Now we laugh away now And we're all having a good time But I would just like to remind everyone That we don't do pranks on this show

See are you pranking us now? We don't do pranks Would you say. See, are you pranking us now? We don't do pranks. We don't do pranks. Would you say it's the number one rule of TARP? It definitely is. Don't be a dick and we don't do pranks. And only dicks do pranks, so they are actually the same rule. Yeah, there's a Venn diagram. There's some crossover there.

Yeah. Same guy. I would like to remind us that we don't do pranks. I'm actually, like, my arsehole is clenched because I don't know what I've done. Are you pranking me now? No. Tony Lodge, you are my partner in crime, life and podcasting

and you are a non-pranker. I am not. I'm so not a pranker. Like I couldn't prank if my fucking life depended on it. I've been bubbling away for a few days because I don't know if I'm being gaslit. Mate, I would never fucking prank you. What the fuck?

I don't know if the cough syrup has fucking really got in there. You're sounding better today. Thank you. Not a prank. Not a prank. Don't fucking think. I'm not. Fuck.

I'm so on edge because I feel like everyone's in on it. I feel like I'm going crazy. No one's in on anything. What are you talking about? On Saturday night, I go into the Eltham 305 Life Facebook group, the community Facebook group. Yeah. And despite the fact that Australia is like a pretty southern country. Yeah. And despite the fact that Australia is like

a pretty southern country Yes. In the southern hemisphere and Melbourne is the southernmost city in Australia. Except for Tasmania. Mainland. On the mainland, yep. People in the Alphan 3095 group are like

we can see the northern lights. Southern lights, Aurora Australis. It's not the same thing, but yes. You sound like one of them. So everyone in Altham, so I live on the border of Altham Research. Yeah. So everyone in Altham is like, I can see the fucking lights. I can't believe you could see it from your house.

Well, from your area. That's crazy. I go to the Kangaroo Ground Facebook page, which is the next suburb over, and everyone's up on the hills. They're parked and they're watching the fucking northern lights despite the fact we're in the south. Yep. It's not the same here.

So from one kilometre to the west, you can see the northern lights. One kilometre to the east, you can see the northern lights. So me and my wife and my puppy dog who doesn't like to go out when it's cold walk out into the street and we look up and what do we see a black fucking sky yep everyone is fucking with us there's no way you can see the northern lights from the southern most southern city in the southern hemisphere on the mainland of australia and i was like everyone's fucking with me they're all in on this am i the fucking truman show am i the truman show tell me right now no you're not so i thought i

would message one person who i can trust to not fuck with me because tony lodge does not do pranks does not do pranks and you can take that to the bank, the prank bank. Then I open on Saturday night. So I see Tony Lodge's stories pop up on Instagram. And you go, what did she post today? More gold, I bet. What fucking banger has she got up at the moment? And for a second I forgot about the Northern Lights,

and I thought, yeah, Tony's probably just fucking blowing up the ground. Yeah. With some fucking comedy. Comedy gold. Or she has her period and is asking for a tamer. But it turns out

she's one of them. No. She's in on the prank. She's in on the ruse. I drove all the way to the Mornington Peninsula to get a great view of the Northern Lights. I drove even further south to see the Northern Lights. I did. We drove two hours. I looked in the sky.

It doesn't fucking exist. Yeah. Are you fucking with me? Nah. Is everyone fucking with me? Nah. You can't see it with your eyes i have actually heard it all now you can't see it with your eyes nah you can't

yeah good on you so you can that tell me all right forget what you know and just remember forget what i know i'm done it doesn't take long Here's a thing you can see but you can't see it with your eyes. Does that not sound like a scam? This sounds like the emperor has no clothes. So here is a video. Well, if I can't see it with my eyes, then how am I going to see it? No, so this is what I'm going to show you, right? This is what it's like just to your eyes, right?

Tony is showing me a picture of black. That's what I can see at my house. Yeah, but you can see a little bit of green because of where we were, but then this is what it was like on your phone. So it's like an Instagram filter. No, it's like a Snapchat AI bot. And then the Aurora Australis has kitty cat ears. Yeah.

No, it's not a trick. But I did feel very disappointed because we got there and I was like, oh, so you can't really see it. And then I was like, oh. It's like use the filter. No, it's like because your eyes can't. No, just hit a fuck with Ryan. Just go along with it, dude.

No, because your eyes can't like see as much color as your phone can. It's like apparently, I don't know. Is this an Apple scam? Who first broke the news of this? can is like apparently, I don't know. Is this an Apple scam? Who first broke the news of this? Was it Apple News? Was it Apple News? I don't know. Was it Apple iPhone?

Was it Steve Jobs? Yes. He came back to life and he said, guess what? No, I don't actually really understand it. No one does because it's not true. Because you kind of think it's going to be this like amazing thing that you can just like bask in. Like you think you can just stand there and watch it, but you can't.

Me, Bridget and BJ walked up the street to the top of the hill and were like, oh. I reckon if you took a photo, you probably wouldn't have been able to see it as bright as what I just showed you, but I reckon that like. Is that because I'm not as good as you? No, but like you can't see it with your eyes. How much are they paying you? No, honestly, I was actually kind of like, oh, that's a shame.

You can't just like sit there and watch it. There were times though that it got more intense and you could see more of it just with your eyes. But like, yeah, which was. More of it. Magical. Like it was fucked. But yeah, like when you, as you're taking photos with your phone like the colors were coming up and it was unbelievable so you're claiming so you're sticking to the script basically yes

yeah but honestly like i didn't know that you couldn't see it with your eyes i think that when if you go to the northern lights you can see it with your eyes like i'd hope so if i traveled all the way where do you go iceland greenlandland, whatever it is. Yeah. Yeah. And so. Santa's Village. Yeah. If I travel all the way to Santa's Village and they're like, oh, like, just trust me. It's there. You just can't see it. I'll be like, give me my fucking $55 back.

And because your phone, like, you can't take a video of it because, like, there's no, like, you can't do the long. Because the Snapchat filter is for only photos. No, because you can't do the long exposure, which is what you need with the photo. Like you need to take the – so you have to take the photo, right, hold your phone still for like five seconds. To let it like lock in.

To let it like expose and then – anyway, I don't really understand it. Do I need to agree in digital photography to – Well, so I didn't know this, but my brother-in-law, he's like a mad keen photographer and he was the one that like told us. Really? Yeah, yeah, my sister's husband. Yeah, right. And so what?

Then you go, great, we'll drive to the Mornington Peninsula? Well, so Torbs read an article about it, like it randomly popped up on his feed. On an Apple phone? On an iPhone? No, it was a, what's he got, a fucking Google Pixel or fucking something. What the fuck? I don't know.

They hand those out for free, like at the shops. You know when you walk into, well, where's they got the free fruit? They just hand those phones out, I think. You know how they've got the fugly fruit? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the not quite right fruit? Yeah. And then they're like, do you want a Google phone?

Yeah, literally it just comes with that. Yeah. They go, we've got a Google Home Mini as well, do you want one of those? Yeah, do you want some shares to Nokia? Yeah, they're like do you want a google phone yeah literally it just comes with that yeah they go we got a google home mini as well do you want some shares to nokia yeah we're fucking you can have whatever you want anyway um actually the ceo of nokia if you want to be like no it's actually yeah no i'm so busy yeah um and i'm actually going to see the northern southern light yeah um anyway and they're using their biological name the christian name um anyway so he just like sees this um article pop up and it's like, oh, the northern lights are on.

The southern light. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. But like Aurora Australis is visible from the mainland, which like happens once every fucking three billion years or whatever. Every second week there's a once in a billion years thing. It's the last chance for three centuries.

I think this actually is, though. Oh, until next week when they go, oh, there's this thing happening this week and it's the only time in a million years. Because it was like some crazy solar flare activity that, like, doesn't happen. Anyway, I'm not a fucking scientist. I'm actually a doctor, so I don't know. Anyway, and he sees this article pop up and he goes, oh, my God,

Aurora. And it's, like, on our bucket list to see the Northern Lights, Torbs and I. And so when we saw that this thing and we looked at each other, it was about 5 p.m. on Saturday and it was like starts at 10 p.m. and we looked at each other and we were like, let's go. Look at you, living La Vida loca. So we drove down to the Ninch.

Don't call it that. That's what the locals call it. I. So we drove down to the Ninch. Don't call it that. That's what the locals call it. I know. We drove down to the Ninch. We went to Red Gum Barbecue and we had like a massive like American barbecue dinner. Was it sick? Yeah, it was amazing.

And then we. Did you go Pippa? No, we didn't take Pippa with us because. So at first, the first place that we looked at to go was like four hours away. Oh, no. And we were like, we'll stay the night. Jeez, you guys went from zero to one.

Yeah, we were like, oh, we'll just find a fucking Airbnb. Like, who cares? Like, we're obviously not going to drive eight hours tonight. That's crazy. I can't remember what it was, but like a month ago, there was a big thing in the US and a lot of people like stayed out to watch the fucking whatever. Yeah.

And there was this, someone showed me this graph of like Airbnb bookings and there was like literally this strip across the right of America and everyone had gone, oh, if we travel up a few hours north. We'll stay the night and then drive back in the morning kind of thing. Yeah. Yeah, and that's what we were thinking. It was a solar eclipse. There you go.

Nice. Once in a million years. Thanks, James. Three weeks ago. I mean that. Nice. Once in a million years. Thanks, James. Three weeks ago. I mean, that one actually. They're not the same thing. There's always fucking something. Yeah, but it's not the same thing.

It's a lifetime opportunity most fortnights. No, but it's not the same thing. Anyway, and so we look at this thing. We're like, we'll go down, we'll have dinner, and then we'll go watch this fucking sunlight because how amazing and how many people are going to do it. We get there. There's five billion people like the traffic getting down there was insane and we get to this like we went to west head in flinders and we're at this lookout it's like right on the beach

it was it was beautiful there's hundreds of people there we couldn't believe it and torps and i standing there and my sister and her husband and their two kids they came with us all right um and we were standing there and we're kind of like can't really see a lot but we're taking photos and we're like this is insane this is going on and we're like torps and i standing like holding hands it was like really really beautiful and it was like this life-changing one where we're seeing this thing that like no lot of people, like everything feels like it makes sense. Did he? And then someone turns on a UE Boom and starts playing Maroon 5. I thought you were going to say, and then he proposed

and then we like had a smooch. And then in this moment where it's life-changing. Which Maroon 5 song? It's life-changing. This love, it was. I mean, when was the last time you heard that? Mine was on Saturday. Yeah.

It's this life-changing moment. Everything feels like it makes sense. And I go, you know what would make this moment better? Fucking Maroon 5. And it did. It really did. Made the evening. And everyone's just like, what the fuck?

And this guy's just like, yeah. Like it was honestly the craziest moment of my life. And seeing this thing that's like life changing and someone's got their fucking, yeah, someone's got their fucking UE. You know when someone turns on a UE boom and it goes. Yeah. That's the noise.

And I'm just like, what's going on? And I go, fucking Adam Levine. That's what I needed right now. And Torb's and I are pissing ourselves laughing. Of all the things though, Maroon 5. Hilarious. I thought it was going to be a 16-year-old who thought he was cool who pulls the guitar out and goes, does anyone want to hear Wonderwall?

I actually would have preferred that. No, don't say things you can't take back. That would have been better than the Maroon 5 on the fucking new EP. But it was actually unreal. It was unreal because it's fake, bogus, scam, hoax, fake news. And then we got back in the car and it was like midnight and we drove home and it was like midnight and we drove home and it was really cool and where are maroon five now yeah i don't know i'll google it

after this was that guy with a girl what was his deal you could it was pitch black you couldn't see you couldn't see who it was like it was literally you could not see a thing and so there was people there with kids that couldn't keep track of their kids. How does this love go? This love has taken its toll on me. She said goodbye too many times before. And my heart is breaking in front of me. No, this is good.

But I have no choice because I won't say goodbye anymore. Oh, oh, oh. I changed my mind. I tried my best to be appetite. I'm actually pro Northern Lights now that I've heard Maroon 5's involved. I'm glad. I take back the accusation. Steve Jobs loves Maroon 5's involved. I'm glad. I take back the accusations. Steve Jobs loves Maroon 5.

I got a love to see it here, Tony Lodge. Amazing. Is it that I left the house? Is that the you love to see it? Two you love to see it. One that Tony left the house. There's a new YouTube video on the Tony and Ryan YouTube channel. It's called Are Tony and Ryan Dating?

Spoiler. No. Oh, fuck. Way to break it down. We're basically answering the most Googled questions about Tony and Ryan. Yeah. And the top four questions are, are Tony and Ryan dating? Are Tony and Ryan married?

Are Tony and Ryan together? We're not, but we answer all of the questions. One of the questions is, why do you always refer to Tony as a doctor? Can you just, and another spoiler alert, but just remind us real quick. When I was signing up for a Mile One card online, when I went. Which is like a department store. It's like a department store here and it's just like a loyalty card program. I was filling it in and they had a drop down menu of all of the prefixes.

So it was like Miss, Mr., Master, whatever. And instead of Miss, I accidentally, it scrolled down and selected Doctor. So according to Maya. I'm a Doctor. And so whenever I get mail from Maya 1, it says Dr. Tony Lodge on it, which really gasses me up. Tarpa Matthew Madden has sent us a message. Hi, Tarpa Matthew Madden.

He said, similar thing to me happened. Similar thing happened to me, rather. But instead of being a doctor, I accidentally chose Reverend. And it's on my driver's license. So you get pulled over and they go, oh, Reverend, have a wonderful night. God bless. Yeah. So for a while, I was Reverend Matthew.

And Matt, I love to say that. That's amazing. So he also said, thanks for doing the podcast and may the Lord be with you. A man of the clock. That's amazing. So I love that. Thanks for sharing, Matt. Similar bang actually to Reverend Matthew.

Emily messages on Patreon and said, I thought you'd find this funny. I took the normal or nah card game to a BDSM convention. How is that similar? I think that's the joke, isn't it? It's obviously not similar at all. I thought Reverend Emily was going to have a story for us. It went down really well and everyone loved it. Fantastic.

And I was like, because you know when you go to a BDSM convention and you really need an icebreaker. Icebreaker. But I thought that was so fucking funny. Thanks for sharing that, Emily. So before you put that 15-inch dildo in my asshole, sauce in the fridge? Yeah, normal now.

What do you reckon? Where do you stand on that? Everyone would have voted. Far out. I do love to see that. It's good, isn't it? I do love to see that. Thank you very much for listening.

We're back tomorrow and no pranks, obviously. No pranks tomorrow. Pranks are out. However, normal or nah is tomorrow. And JJ, who is a frequent commenter. Yep. Hi, JJ. They've got a normal or nah about something they witnessed

in a public area of a hotel. And if you've ever stayed in a hotel. Was it me wearing my pyjamas? Because I do that a lot in hotels. No, but remember when you mooed a cemetery from the hotel pool in Jakarta? No, I don't. Neither do they. Yeah. All right.

More on that tomorrow. Bye. Love you. Bye.