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When I'm Fluy and Flemy, there's nothing I feel like more than a creamy gooey.
Oh, and it's a worst time.
You don't need more goo in you.
I don't.
I truly don't.
Though, is that a myth?
Is that real?
I think it just adds to the goo.
Lily's got something to say.
Well, just huge news of wedding when you're sick is a myth.
Thank God.
That's huge news.
Hi, my name is Anna from Porto, Portugal.
Hi, this is Matt from Shawnee, Oklahoma.
I'm Laura from Albany, W.A.
And I approve this podcast.
Let me take you behind the scenes of showbiz, ladies and gentlemen.
Showbiz.
Tony, with a broken foot, says,
I feel like a bit of a pump up.
I feel a bit lethargic and a bit meh.
I feel like I need to watch a bug's life.
And then we had an in-depth discussion about the improvements in animation
since that came out in 1999.
We're actually not sure on the year.
But I think that that was about the right year.
It might have been 97,
but it wasn't 96 because that's the time that Titanic came out.
98?
Oh, fuck, that's like in the game.
No wonder it looks so good.
So earlier, you'll find...
What, hang on.
On my birthday, 1998.
Oh, we're actually not...
A brilliant day, the 3rd of December.
We're actually not doing coincidence chat today.
Do you know what's crazy?
Is that a bug's life?
And I know that this can be said for so many things,
but a bug's life, he's older than Charles.
Yeah.
Like, I, like, a bug's life when it came out.
I've known animated centipedes longer than I've known you.
Caterpillar.
I've never seen it.
He's a Caterpillar.
He's not a Cymnick.
Yeah, but he's called Heimlich.
That's fun.
Speaking of animation upgrades, I, for reasons that will become a parent on tomorrow show.
Yeah.
Watched, my heart will go on the music video.
Oh, sure.
Now, animation's come a long way and so has CGI because I think they put all of the graphics and special effects into the Titanic movie and then they go, fuck, we should have, we should have shot the music video on the set.
We'll just whip something up.
Amazing.
Oh, it is so.
I don't think of it.
Yeah, I don't think of a watch.
She's just clearly standing in front of a green screen and they're like, put her on a ship.
Because does it have like scenes from Titanic in it?
No, she's on the boat.
But does it have scenes from Titanic in it?
I don't think not the one I watched.
That's what they used to do with like...
Cut it in, yeah.
Well, that's what they used to do with like official music videos.
If it was a song from a movie,
you would just have the scenes from the film in it.
There might be flashes of the movie in one version,
but when it's her doing the singing,
she's standing on a $3 ship that meant to look like the Titanic.
And it just looks.
I've got to be honest, you really hooked me through to tomorrow show now that you've said,
that'll be clear tomorrow.
I've been, hey, I'm researching, I'm preparing.
No, I love it.
Welcome to showbiz.
This is how it's done here at Tarp Tower slash Tony's house.
Another little peek behind the curtain might be that Ryan has brought me some beautiful flowers.
Like you bought me some starning flowers.
Who did?
Ryan, sorry, Mabel picked them.
Ryan helped with the delivery and the payment, I'm guessing.
but they are giving me the worst hay fever
like something fucking chronic
I won't tell Mabel if we fucking pop them outside
because I'm a bit hay feet
I'm a bit polly at the moment as well
I've been so gooey this morning
same because and I think it might be those flowers
well I'll let my daughter know that she's disturbing
someone who does not need to be disturbed
Tony it's just like dried me
like I've got now like a bit of a cough
because I've got like a scratchy throat
And I'm pretty sure it's from those.
We need to fuck them off.
Do you reckon?
Yeah, I won't tell Mabel.
But they look beautiful.
What if in 10 years she watches these back and goes,
we'll delete this episode.
Okay.
Enjoy this while at last, folks.
It's only online for the next 10 years.
Today, what is not a part of your job that you ended up happening to do?
What's not your job?
You guys aren't allowed to say anything.
You guys are just, it's discluded.
Lily, excluded.
When we first met you six months ago,
don't.
At a cafe.
We need to go for a fancy dinner with Lil to celebrate her six months.
I know.
Yeah.
We could order in.
We met Lily just up the road actually at a cafe.
At Jackson Dodds.
And sounded her out about a job.
Did you realise six months later, Lil, that you would be.
fetching Tony's underwear and walking into the toilet
where she's naked saying,
I don't have any claims.
Did we mention that up front?
No, you didn't.
That is, oh, in the harsh light of that.
Like, when you say it like that.
And I did say, like, I need some knickers and is this appropriate?
Yeah, but when your boss says, is it appropriate,
like, what are you going to say?
Yeah.
You know, it's a power of imbalance.
What are you going to say, no, it's not appropriate?
it and then you just stand there nude in the powder room
in a weird Airbnb for three weeks.
Yeah, like just waiting for someone to come find me.
That's what friends do for friends though.
Oh.
That's going to make it hard of to fire her.
No, and I think that you can kind of tell
when it's like friend mode and like work mode.
Yeah.
Don't you reckon?
Because it's tough because we've got such a small team
and because, you know, most of us,
friends with each other.
Where would you draw the line?
Like, when do you know you've gone from one mode to the other?
I just feel like sometimes, you know.
Are you ramping up to something?
All right, let's go to Dana.
Hi, Dana.
Oh, you know what I could eat a Danish?
Like, you know, when you have like a little custard Danish or something?
Who's married?
You don't need more goo in you.
I don't.
I truly don't.
You know what's fucked?
When I'm fluy and flammy, there's nothing I feel like more than a creamy, gooey cappuccino.
Oh, and it's the worst time.
Yeah.
You shouldn't have dairy.
Though, is that a myth?
Is that real?
Because I know that it's one of those things people say like,
creamy stuff, like creamy stuff is going to make you feel crooker.
I think it just adds to the goo.
Do you know what's so fucking yum?
Rice pudding.
Let's hear it for rice pudding.
Hard agree.
So yummy.
So yummy.
You know what I had the other day actually?
Was it rice pudding?
No, it actually, it wasn't.
I wish it was.
I wish that every day I could say the other day I had rice pudding.
I could say it, but it wouldn't be true.
You know what, Torbs and I had the other day?
A vegan Vietnamese iced coffee.
and they used...
What's the vegan part?
Coconut condensed milk.
Get the fuck out.
I know.
It was so...
Like, because you know how like coconut milk is like the like...
It's got that sweetness.
It was so yummy.
And Charles, you'd be able to have one.
I've literally never had a Vietnamese ice tea.
Ice coffee.
Yeah, because it's got the condensed milk in it.
I'm going to have that today.
The vegan one and it was so yum.
Huge.
It was really, really good.
Anyway.
I'm sorry, hang on, Lily's got something to say.
Well, just huge news.
Avoiding dairy when you're sick is a myth.
That is huge news.
That's great.
So if you're sick, get yourself a rice pudding.
Avoiding dairy when sick is a myth.
Thank God.
That's huge news.
What is it?
I know that you just said like big capuchin.
Is that what you feel like when you're sick?
I think there's just something about the warmth and when you're feeling
See, it's just like the comfort of a really nice fluffy coffee.
Mine, I don't feel like coffee when I'm sick normally at all.
Do you feel like nuggets?
Do anyone else feel like nuggets?
Do you feel like nuggets?
Yeah.
Oh, I could get you some nuggets.
Oh, nuggets and a fucking vegan Vietnamese ice coffee.
Wouldn't that hit you right in the cockhole today?
When I'm sick, though, ice cream.
Same though.
Like the cold, because you want to soothe your throat a beer.
Well, now you can because there's no, the dairy's a myth.
But that's my dairy craving when I'm sick.
I can't wait for the break of this podcast
so we can make one of the all-time online Uber-E purchases.
Yeah, we're going to have to order from multiple places.
That's okay.
That's okay.
That's okay.
Dana Ogden.
Oh, fuck.
She wants to talk about olden day dick picks.
Before digital cameras, I worked in a photo lab developing pictures
when this very not subtle man drops off the film and says,
do you guys actually look at the photos?
yeah and they they do right what i said oh we're too busy for that we just put them through the
process and it actually oh it's a it not she's like not really oh so they don't like have to look
at them for like quality control no you just put them through and just make sure that's all
oh oh thank god that's really good news for me i didn't lie we never normally look but the fact
he brought it up and sounded so sus made us so curious absolutely because of what he asked
you can bet you're asked me, my boss and the other girl on shift
were hovering over the conveyor belt
to see what came out from the film
turns out the whole 24 photos
were of his pecker with his pubs
in various stages of shaving
oh great
Jesus Christ
I thought it was really funny at the time
but years later I still have a weird feeling about it
and he ordered doubles
which was weird
that's a strange one
for him and the one to send off.
Oh, that is.
So he's like shaved like different cuts in and then like, all right, I'll try a different style.
So, yeah, I guess when you go, oh, do you actually look at them?
You kind of think, oh, maybe one's a bit racy.
Yeah.
You know, not that there's 24 different photos of your dick.
Yeah.
What's your favorite hairstyle of a men's junk?
Do like a mullet?
A little party at the front.
No, business at the front, party at the back.
What the asshole's got a ponytail?
I don't know.
What would that be?
I don't know, yeah.
I don't really, I don't really care.
Yeah.
Like it actually, I don't think I've ever really thought about it.
Dave.
Hi, Dave.
A man was squealing for help in room 520 of the grimy hotel I used to work at.
Oh, are you sure that you didn't send this through when you...
I've got a few wild stories from some grimy hotels,
but I can confirm that no, this is not made.
but I've actually strangely had similar.
I went to investigate.
I heard the cries for help,
so I entered the room to find out what was going on.
Of course,
because you're like,
duty of care,
right?
You work in this hotel, yeah.
A gentleman is tied up in the shower naked.
It turns out him and his friend are into bondage
and his friend tied him up and just fucked off.
Haven't we had a similar story to this
where they were on FaceTime or something?
Yeah.
Am I reading the same one again?
I think you might be.
Were they on a video chat?
Yeah.
You know what you need?
You need to watch a bum's life.
You know what I need?
A better system of when I'm ticking them off.
Yeah.
Well, can you remember what the guy was wearing on the Zoom call?
All of a sudden, this is a quiz.
Yeah. And you're listening.
If you've heard this story before, which apparently you fucking have.
was it um hey don't lash out because she read the same thing is everyone else's fault um what was the person
wearing were they wearing like a mask or something depends how you label it oh but sort of no what was
what was what was the person because they're like on the laptop screen or something they're on
the laptop screen uh he was fully clothed in a nice suit except his dong was out and it was wrapped
in electrical tape god can you believe i couldn't remember that
Probably enough, Dave can't forget.
Yeah, he was watching The Man in the Shower on Zoom,
and then he got a bit awkward when he saw us there.
Yeah.
Not awkward enough to stop watching or close to Zoom.
He just sat there awkwardly in his nice suit with his cock out wrapped in electrical tape.
I feel like maybe the guy on FaceTime thought maybe that Dave coming in was part of it.
Oh.
Do you, like maybe there was...
Like a role play, or that's just part of the like getting caught is part of the kink?
Like maybe.
Or do you reckon that the guy in the suit,
He's in the room next door.
Like, he hasn't gone that far away.
Maybe he was the original guy.
Maybe it was Dave.
Wait.
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Hi, this is Matt from Shawnee, Oklahoma.
I'm Laura from Albany, W.A.
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A little bit less at the moment, actually, because of my foot.
But there are lots of really fun travel vlogs that Charles made while we were overseas.
And they're popping off.
I really like them.
Popping off.
One of the thumbnails is particularly upsetting.
I'll let you decide which one.
Is that the foot one?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ryan stepped in something and the diva he is.
Oh, what's speaking of not.
what's not in my fucking job description.
Ryan being like,
can you see what it is?
And if you look at,
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Like in my head, I was like, nope.
Then I was like, yep.
Well, I was just about to do my enough to see it.
Checking out, mate.
Had a big day.
We've got a bug's life ain't going to watch itself, you know?
Oh, you're not allowed to be mean to me at the moment, like legally.
Have you got science chatting you for five?
minutes.
Oh, yeah, always.
Science has proven that spending too much time with friends makes your brain sink.
The Journal of Neuroscience says this results in friends purchasing similar things.
Oh, oh my God, sync like, S Y, and C.
I thought you meant like, sink down.
And I was like, that sounds terrible.
Spending too much time.
Like, no, but like, oh, spending too much time with your friends means that like you just,
you start to rot your brain.
And I was like, that feels the opposite for me.
I agree with the sync, S, Y, and C.
Yeah.
S Y, and C, it's hard to stay at the S.
Y and C.
I'll think you of N-Sink, so we're clearly not in sync.
To bring some truth to the allegations earlier of Lily and I being friends,
we've bought hoops of the same shit.
And every time she comes over, she goes, love those cups, I've got those.
Or, God, that vase is beautiful.
I've got the same one.
Like, we have a lot of the same stuff.
Using behavioral data and MRI imaging, researchers found that friendships drive both behavioral and neural similarity,
offering fresh insights how social bonds shape consumer decision making.
Wow.
Spell that three times fast.
I don't need to.
just inserted that in my fucking brain asshole this research offers valuable insights into the
intersection of neuroscience social behavior and consumer decision making so do you think that there's
a little bit of like oh like me sending you a link and being like oh do you love this and you go yeah
I do that kind of makes me feel more confident in my decision like do you think there's a bit
of like when you egg each other on a bit.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
It's not peer pressure because that sounds bad,
but it's like peer, uh, what's like when you do like confidence like.
Yeah, I guess, um, like the sounding board of being like, do you love this couch or do you
love this top or do you love this whatever?
And it cut and people go, oh yeah, because that would go, this is, this is where I'm a bad friend.
Because if anybody sends me anything, because I've got quite a good memory.
And so if you sent me clothes, and Lil and I have done this lots of times,
if you send me clothes, I'd be like, oh, you should definitely buy that.
Because that'll go with those silk pants you've got, those jeans,
and you could wear it with that Gorman set, that denim Gorman set.
You know what I mean?
Like, I'm just like, I remember shit like that.
And so it makes me a bad friend because I am 1,000% an enabler.
Yeah.
Actually, you are a great enabler.
Yeah, and you can look at that
From whichever side you want
But it does mean that I'm like
Oh my God, I love it
I'm so supportive
I think I pitched this as a segment once
And it didn't get up for some reason
Is it normal or not?
It's called Tony the Enabler
I think it's because the name sounds bad
It does sound very bad, yeah
It's called Tony the enabler
And if you're thinking of getting something
And you're not sure or your partner's not sure
Send it to us and Tony also do it
Well, I'll like, I can talk you into buying stuff
If they're sending it through
I think they're convinced.
They just need someone else to go, yeah, it's fine.
Yeah, and I'm happy to be that friend.
Send it through.
Like, if you need a third party to look at that and go, I think that's a great idea.
Today's Facebook thread.
Yeah.
Put the link to what you're thinking of buying and say, what do you reckon, Tony?
And she'll just go, yep, looks good.
But I won't just say, yep, I'll look at it and I'll justify it.
And maybe even if it's clothes, I'll look at your profile picture and be like, well, that'll go with your style.
And for us to read it out on the show next week.
I think the more financially irresponsible the decision is,
the more likely it will get on the show.
I would love someone to buy a house off the back of Tony saying it's all good.
Oh, my God.
Now, I'm not, oh.
Now, Tony, Tony's also a good friend and we'll never say a bad thing about a friend.
So this will test her.
Who do you trust more?
Who's smarter?
Oh, no.
Science?
Oh, yep.
You don't know the options yet.
No, I don't.
I thought you were going to say, who's smarter?
Me, Lily or Charles, I'm like, that's going to be tough.
What's the answer, though?
Is it?
You're all smart in different ways.
Which way am I not smart?
Well, for example, you are very smart in lots of ways, but Charles is really smart technically, which isn't really your forte.
And you know that.
That's why we have someone who's really good at stuff.
I listen to a podcast today on the drive to your house.
Wow, and you managed to hit play?
That's amazing.
I didn't play it through my phone sitting on the seat.
It played through the system.
So, fuck you.
You plugged your phone into your car.
So take back what you said.
I'll take it back.
Who do you think smarter?
Science or Ryan?
Oh, Ryan.
Thank you.
Because here's the real neuroscience of the fucking sinking thing.
Yeah.
Whatever you put in the journal of neuro.
What is it?
Science.
the journal of neuroscience
stab in the dark
oh here's what really happens
Tony starts talking about something good
and my phone hears it
yeah then my phone hears it
it's algorithm starts putting ads at me
and then I go that looks fucking sick
and then I buy it
oh neuroscience sinking incorrect
it's just because of the phones that's listening
it's algorithm was there a
because obviously I didn't read the full article
how fucking boring
oh yeah the headline that was very good
surely what I'm saying is a fact it's not just like somehow coincidence it's like they literally
target you with the ads because you've sent the link and they're you know yeah because then
you click the link and it goes oh you love that website like you look surely you got to factor that
in I think that these days you definitely do need to factor that in thank you I I truly
get it together science but I do think though it's there's probably more
behavioural science rather than neuroscience at play here
because if you're friends with someone
chances are that your values are pretty similar
chances are that your tastes are fairly similar
so wouldn't that play into it as well?
Yeah.
Like you've made a choice to be friends with this person
because you have similar vibes and styles and values.
You would like you would ultimately hope so.
The reason I'm friends with Tony is because we're both hawks guys
which is why we both bought the same jumpers at the same time
without telling each other.
And that was amazing.
And that wouldn't happen if Tony wasn't a Hawks guy.
But also if we weren't really good friends, we wouldn't have, like, because I saw that
and went, oh, well, that's got Ryan all over.
You know what I mean?
Like, I know.
It does multiple times now.
And now we have four of them.
Yeah.
So coming up soon, Tony the Enabler.
Well, I could do the links on Facebook.
Yeah, yeah.
Send them through today.
Oh, do that.
Yeah, if you comment them, I'll fucking flick through and tell you to buy shit.
All right, I got you love to see it here from some.
Hi, Samantha.
And it is a follow-up, you love to see it.
Oh, I love things with a story.
In November 2023, Samantha sent through where you love to see it.
Yeah.
And Tony read it out.
Oh, are you welcome.
I love to say that.
I delivered my first baby as a student midwife, and it was Tony's you love to see it.
Oh, Samantha.
Two years later, I have now delivered my first baby as a fully certified, fully fledged midwife.
So she's finished the course.
She's done it all.
all, and now she's not like the student helper.
She's actually catching the babies as they pop right out.
Oh, that's amazing.
It's been a crazy journey, but so happy that Tony and Ryan have been with me all the way.
I wonder how many babies she's delivered now.
Huge.
Well, that was her first official, as like the in-charge catcher.
But, I mean, wherever she lives, there are lucky mums and bubs getting caught and taken care of by Samantha.
By our type of Samantha.
Love to see it, Samantha.
You love to see that.
Thank you for sharing that.
And thanks for keeping us around for that long.
Isn't that amazing?
I just love an update.
Yeah.
Because especially when people start on the fucking blog and stuff.
It's like, oh, I'm starting it.
And then it's like, and a year later, here we are.
Or I decided to start the course and I fucking finished it.
It's huge.
I love it.
I've got one that has follow up vibes as well, actually.
This is from, my you love to see it is from Deoni, who sent this through on Patreon.
And Deoni says, you guys are hilarious.
And I've actually been once before.
medically advised not to listen to the podcast.
Who? Name that doctor.
Well, I was having a pet scan, which requires you to stay very still for about 45 minutes.
You can't hold a phone or a book because the activity in your muscles messes with the clarity of the scan.
So the best thing to do is listen to that music or a podcast.
Not a science chat today.
And they were like, well, you can't laugh or anything because you have to stay really still.
She says, I couldn't listen to Tart because I might have laughed out loud
And the scan might not have shown that I'm cancer free
Holy fuck
Isn't that amazing?
Huge
Thank you for being there through every drive to the hospital
Quiet moments sitting in my chair
12 sessions of chemo, countless sleepless nights
Deoni says my husband always requests Tony Ryan podcast
Every time we jump in the car together
And Deoni is not stopping there
She's also started the fucking blog, a YouTube channel documenting her journey so that other young people with cancer can kind of feel seen and supported and know that there's other people going through it, which is so beautiful.
She says, it's really nerve-wracking speaking on the camera and learning to edit videos, but it's like really wonderful kind of putting myself out there and having a new hobby.
So if you go to YouTube and you search out, we'll put the link in the thing, but it's called Defeating Lymphoma.
so D-E-E-heating lymphoma.
That's funny.
Because the name's Deoni, D, very fun.
And we kind of chatted backwards and forwards.
I just thought that's so amazing.
That is amazing.
I mean, as if conquering cancer's not enough.
Now you're conquering the internet.
Wow.
That's amazing.
What's tougher?
I mean, that out with them.
Do you think if Deoni had the choice between
she can't listen to Tony and Ryan's at a scan,
but she's cancer-free?
or she could listen to Tony and Ryan
but she still had the cancer,
what would she have preferred?
I mean, I know what I would pick.
Same.
Yeah.
Tony and Ryan's pretty good.
No, isn't that just the most wonderful news?
Yeah.
We actually, we hear from people that are beating cancer
and kind of taking control of their mental health,
taking control of their situation.
And I just, I really love to see it.
It's like watching a bug's life.
It really just pumps you right up.
It's just like.
Dione defeating lymphoma is just like a bug's life.
Who's the villain in a bug's life?
Hopper.
Hopper is essentially cancer.
Yeah.
And then he tries to steal the ants food, much like cancer.
Trying to steal those healthy cells.
Cells.
And then when the bugs make that fake bird, that's a bit like the keyhole.
All right, we've got to stop.
This is getting, this is getting conspiracy-adjacent.
It's a science-heavy show today.
All right, we'll be back tomorrow to find out why Ryan watched that weird video about Celine Dion.
Tomorrow, Celine Dion, have you seen her in carpal karaoke?
No, I don't think so.
She's like a bit crazy funny.
Oh, I can imagine.
Like crazy auntie.
She's French.
I thought she would have been like a bit like, I'm a French beautiful.
singer and like a bit like yeah see like like you know but just but she's like a loose auntie
oh really yeah do you recommend it's because now she's just like who gives the fuck well she's like
proven herself like she you know at the beginning i'm sure that it was like she had to
be very switched on and very what are you laughing at i just searched up like the carol karaoke
and watching it with no audio there's just a scene where she goes like with her face yeah she's
Okay. Should I watch that before tomorrow?
And the documentary.
Okay. All right, I've got a big night.
I'm a bug side.
Bad side to lean down with God's duo.
Love you.
See you tomorrow.
Love you, bye.
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