Toni and Ryan - What to do when you're sick

Episode Date: September 9, 2025

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Starting point is 00:01:57 I truly don't. Though, is that a myth? Is that real? I think it just adds to the goo. Lily's got something to say. Well, just huge news of wedding when you're sick is a myth. Thank God. That's huge news.
Starting point is 00:02:13 Hi, my name is Anna from Porto, Portugal. Hi, this is Matt from Shawnee, Oklahoma. I'm Laura from Albany, W.A. And I approve this podcast. Let me take you behind the scenes of showbiz, ladies and gentlemen. Showbiz. Tony, with a broken foot, says, I feel like a bit of a pump up.
Starting point is 00:02:46 I feel a bit lethargic and a bit meh. I feel like I need to watch a bug's life. And then we had an in-depth discussion about the improvements in animation since that came out in 1999. We're actually not sure on the year. But I think that that was about the right year. It might have been 97, but it wasn't 96 because that's the time that Titanic came out.
Starting point is 00:03:05 98? Oh, fuck, that's like in the game. No wonder it looks so good. So earlier, you'll find... What, hang on. On my birthday, 1998. Oh, we're actually not... A brilliant day, the 3rd of December.
Starting point is 00:03:17 We're actually not doing coincidence chat today. Do you know what's crazy? Is that a bug's life? And I know that this can be said for so many things, but a bug's life, he's older than Charles. Yeah. Like, I, like, a bug's life when it came out. I've known animated centipedes longer than I've known you.
Starting point is 00:03:34 Caterpillar. I've never seen it. He's a Caterpillar. He's not a Cymnick. Yeah, but he's called Heimlich. That's fun. Speaking of animation upgrades, I, for reasons that will become a parent on tomorrow show. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:48 Watched, my heart will go on the music video. Oh, sure. Now, animation's come a long way and so has CGI because I think they put all of the graphics and special effects into the Titanic movie and then they go, fuck, we should have, we should have shot the music video on the set. We'll just whip something up. Amazing. Oh, it is so. I don't think of it. Yeah, I don't think of a watch.
Starting point is 00:04:16 She's just clearly standing in front of a green screen and they're like, put her on a ship. Because does it have like scenes from Titanic in it? No, she's on the boat. But does it have scenes from Titanic in it? I don't think not the one I watched. That's what they used to do with like... Cut it in, yeah. Well, that's what they used to do with like official music videos.
Starting point is 00:04:34 If it was a song from a movie, you would just have the scenes from the film in it. There might be flashes of the movie in one version, but when it's her doing the singing, she's standing on a $3 ship that meant to look like the Titanic. And it just looks. I've got to be honest, you really hooked me through to tomorrow show now that you've said, that'll be clear tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:04:56 I've been, hey, I'm researching, I'm preparing. No, I love it. Welcome to showbiz. This is how it's done here at Tarp Tower slash Tony's house. Another little peek behind the curtain might be that Ryan has brought me some beautiful flowers. Like you bought me some starning flowers. Who did? Ryan, sorry, Mabel picked them.
Starting point is 00:05:16 Ryan helped with the delivery and the payment, I'm guessing. but they are giving me the worst hay fever like something fucking chronic I won't tell Mabel if we fucking pop them outside because I'm a bit hay feet I'm a bit polly at the moment as well I've been so gooey this morning same because and I think it might be those flowers
Starting point is 00:05:37 well I'll let my daughter know that she's disturbing someone who does not need to be disturbed Tony it's just like dried me like I've got now like a bit of a cough because I've got like a scratchy throat And I'm pretty sure it's from those. We need to fuck them off. Do you reckon?
Starting point is 00:05:52 Yeah, I won't tell Mabel. But they look beautiful. What if in 10 years she watches these back and goes, we'll delete this episode. Okay. Enjoy this while at last, folks. It's only online for the next 10 years. Today, what is not a part of your job that you ended up happening to do?
Starting point is 00:06:13 What's not your job? You guys aren't allowed to say anything. You guys are just, it's discluded. Lily, excluded. When we first met you six months ago, don't. At a cafe. We need to go for a fancy dinner with Lil to celebrate her six months.
Starting point is 00:06:33 I know. Yeah. We could order in. We met Lily just up the road actually at a cafe. At Jackson Dodds. And sounded her out about a job. Did you realise six months later, Lil, that you would be. fetching Tony's underwear and walking into the toilet
Starting point is 00:06:48 where she's naked saying, I don't have any claims. Did we mention that up front? No, you didn't. That is, oh, in the harsh light of that. Like, when you say it like that. And I did say, like, I need some knickers and is this appropriate? Yeah, but when your boss says, is it appropriate,
Starting point is 00:07:09 like, what are you going to say? Yeah. You know, it's a power of imbalance. What are you going to say, no, it's not appropriate? it and then you just stand there nude in the powder room in a weird Airbnb for three weeks. Yeah, like just waiting for someone to come find me. That's what friends do for friends though.
Starting point is 00:07:26 Oh. That's going to make it hard of to fire her. No, and I think that you can kind of tell when it's like friend mode and like work mode. Yeah. Don't you reckon? Because it's tough because we've got such a small team and because, you know, most of us,
Starting point is 00:07:45 friends with each other. Where would you draw the line? Like, when do you know you've gone from one mode to the other? I just feel like sometimes, you know. Are you ramping up to something? All right, let's go to Dana. Hi, Dana. Oh, you know what I could eat a Danish?
Starting point is 00:08:07 Like, you know, when you have like a little custard Danish or something? Who's married? You don't need more goo in you. I don't. I truly don't. You know what's fucked? When I'm fluy and flammy, there's nothing I feel like more than a creamy, gooey cappuccino. Oh, and it's the worst time.
Starting point is 00:08:22 Yeah. You shouldn't have dairy. Though, is that a myth? Is that real? Because I know that it's one of those things people say like, creamy stuff, like creamy stuff is going to make you feel crooker. I think it just adds to the goo. Do you know what's so fucking yum?
Starting point is 00:08:39 Rice pudding. Let's hear it for rice pudding. Hard agree. So yummy. So yummy. You know what I had the other day actually? Was it rice pudding? No, it actually, it wasn't.
Starting point is 00:09:01 I wish it was. I wish that every day I could say the other day I had rice pudding. I could say it, but it wouldn't be true. You know what, Torbs and I had the other day? A vegan Vietnamese iced coffee. and they used... What's the vegan part? Coconut condensed milk.
Starting point is 00:09:19 Get the fuck out. I know. It was so... Like, because you know how like coconut milk is like the like... It's got that sweetness. It was so yummy. And Charles, you'd be able to have one. I've literally never had a Vietnamese ice tea.
Starting point is 00:09:34 Ice coffee. Yeah, because it's got the condensed milk in it. I'm going to have that today. The vegan one and it was so yum. Huge. It was really, really good. Anyway. I'm sorry, hang on, Lily's got something to say.
Starting point is 00:09:45 Well, just huge news. Avoiding dairy when you're sick is a myth. That is huge news. That's great. So if you're sick, get yourself a rice pudding. Avoiding dairy when sick is a myth. Thank God. That's huge news.
Starting point is 00:10:03 What is it? I know that you just said like big capuchin. Is that what you feel like when you're sick? I think there's just something about the warmth and when you're feeling See, it's just like the comfort of a really nice fluffy coffee. Mine, I don't feel like coffee when I'm sick normally at all. Do you feel like nuggets? Do anyone else feel like nuggets?
Starting point is 00:10:23 Do you feel like nuggets? Yeah. Oh, I could get you some nuggets. Oh, nuggets and a fucking vegan Vietnamese ice coffee. Wouldn't that hit you right in the cockhole today? When I'm sick, though, ice cream. Same though. Like the cold, because you want to soothe your throat a beer.
Starting point is 00:10:39 Well, now you can because there's no, the dairy's a myth. But that's my dairy craving when I'm sick. I can't wait for the break of this podcast so we can make one of the all-time online Uber-E purchases. Yeah, we're going to have to order from multiple places. That's okay. That's okay. That's okay.
Starting point is 00:10:55 Dana Ogden. Oh, fuck. She wants to talk about olden day dick picks. Before digital cameras, I worked in a photo lab developing pictures when this very not subtle man drops off the film and says, do you guys actually look at the photos? yeah and they they do right what i said oh we're too busy for that we just put them through the process and it actually oh it's a it not she's like not really oh so they don't like have to look
Starting point is 00:11:25 at them for like quality control no you just put them through and just make sure that's all oh oh thank god that's really good news for me i didn't lie we never normally look but the fact he brought it up and sounded so sus made us so curious absolutely because of what he asked you can bet you're asked me, my boss and the other girl on shift were hovering over the conveyor belt to see what came out from the film turns out the whole 24 photos were of his pecker with his pubs
Starting point is 00:11:55 in various stages of shaving oh great Jesus Christ I thought it was really funny at the time but years later I still have a weird feeling about it and he ordered doubles which was weird that's a strange one
Starting point is 00:12:10 for him and the one to send off. Oh, that is. So he's like shaved like different cuts in and then like, all right, I'll try a different style. So, yeah, I guess when you go, oh, do you actually look at them? You kind of think, oh, maybe one's a bit racy. Yeah. You know, not that there's 24 different photos of your dick. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:29 What's your favorite hairstyle of a men's junk? Do like a mullet? A little party at the front. No, business at the front, party at the back. What the asshole's got a ponytail? I don't know. What would that be? I don't know, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:46 I don't really, I don't really care. Yeah. Like it actually, I don't think I've ever really thought about it. Dave. Hi, Dave. A man was squealing for help in room 520 of the grimy hotel I used to work at. Oh, are you sure that you didn't send this through when you... I've got a few wild stories from some grimy hotels,
Starting point is 00:13:08 but I can confirm that no, this is not made. but I've actually strangely had similar. I went to investigate. I heard the cries for help, so I entered the room to find out what was going on. Of course, because you're like, duty of care,
Starting point is 00:13:22 right? You work in this hotel, yeah. A gentleman is tied up in the shower naked. It turns out him and his friend are into bondage and his friend tied him up and just fucked off. Haven't we had a similar story to this where they were on FaceTime or something? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:40 Am I reading the same one again? I think you might be. Were they on a video chat? Yeah. You know what you need? You need to watch a bum's life. You know what I need? A better system of when I'm ticking them off.
Starting point is 00:13:56 Yeah. Well, can you remember what the guy was wearing on the Zoom call? All of a sudden, this is a quiz. Yeah. And you're listening. If you've heard this story before, which apparently you fucking have. was it um hey don't lash out because she read the same thing is everyone else's fault um what was the person wearing were they wearing like a mask or something depends how you label it oh but sort of no what was what was what was the person because they're like on the laptop screen or something they're on
Starting point is 00:14:25 the laptop screen uh he was fully clothed in a nice suit except his dong was out and it was wrapped in electrical tape god can you believe i couldn't remember that Probably enough, Dave can't forget. Yeah, he was watching The Man in the Shower on Zoom, and then he got a bit awkward when he saw us there. Yeah. Not awkward enough to stop watching or close to Zoom. He just sat there awkwardly in his nice suit with his cock out wrapped in electrical tape.
Starting point is 00:14:54 I feel like maybe the guy on FaceTime thought maybe that Dave coming in was part of it. Oh. Do you, like maybe there was... Like a role play, or that's just part of the like getting caught is part of the kink? Like maybe. Or do you reckon that the guy in the suit, He's in the room next door. Like, he hasn't gone that far away.
Starting point is 00:15:12 Maybe he was the original guy. Maybe it was Dave. Wait. Hi, I'm Anna from Porto, Portugal. Hi, this is Matt from Shawnee, Oklahoma. I'm Laura from Albany, W.A. And you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Today's episode is brought to you by Audible.
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Starting point is 00:16:44 But there are lots of really fun travel vlogs that Charles made while we were overseas. And they're popping off. I really like them. Popping off. One of the thumbnails is particularly upsetting. I'll let you decide which one. Is that the foot one? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:02 Yeah. Ryan stepped in something and the diva he is. Oh, what's speaking of not. what's not in my fucking job description. Ryan being like, can you see what it is? And if you look at, I'll give you $5,000 or something.
Starting point is 00:17:15 Thank you to a few of our champion chappers. Spoiler alert. Still got all my cash. And the thing's still on your book. Don't tell me there's a cost of living cross when people won't lick something off someone's foot for $5 grand. You obviously don't need the money. Okay.
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Starting point is 00:18:11 It's quick maths. Like in my head, I was like, nope. Then I was like, yep. Well, I was just about to do my enough to see it. Checking out, mate. Had a big day. We've got a bug's life ain't going to watch itself, you know? Oh, you're not allowed to be mean to me at the moment, like legally.
Starting point is 00:18:33 Have you got science chatting you for five? minutes. Oh, yeah, always. Science has proven that spending too much time with friends makes your brain sink. The Journal of Neuroscience says this results in friends purchasing similar things. Oh, oh my God, sync like, S Y, and C. I thought you meant like, sink down. And I was like, that sounds terrible.
Starting point is 00:18:58 Spending too much time. Like, no, but like, oh, spending too much time with your friends means that like you just, you start to rot your brain. And I was like, that feels the opposite for me. I agree with the sync, S, Y, and C. Yeah. S Y, and C, it's hard to stay at the S. Y and C.
Starting point is 00:19:21 I'll think you of N-Sink, so we're clearly not in sync. To bring some truth to the allegations earlier of Lily and I being friends, we've bought hoops of the same shit. And every time she comes over, she goes, love those cups, I've got those. Or, God, that vase is beautiful. I've got the same one. Like, we have a lot of the same stuff. Using behavioral data and MRI imaging, researchers found that friendships drive both behavioral and neural similarity,
Starting point is 00:19:55 offering fresh insights how social bonds shape consumer decision making. Wow. Spell that three times fast. I don't need to. just inserted that in my fucking brain asshole this research offers valuable insights into the intersection of neuroscience social behavior and consumer decision making so do you think that there's a little bit of like oh like me sending you a link and being like oh do you love this and you go yeah I do that kind of makes me feel more confident in my decision like do you think there's a bit
Starting point is 00:20:30 of like when you egg each other on a bit. Absolutely. Yeah. It's not peer pressure because that sounds bad, but it's like peer, uh, what's like when you do like confidence like. Yeah, I guess, um, like the sounding board of being like, do you love this couch or do you love this top or do you love this whatever? And it cut and people go, oh yeah, because that would go, this is, this is where I'm a bad friend.
Starting point is 00:21:00 Because if anybody sends me anything, because I've got quite a good memory. And so if you sent me clothes, and Lil and I have done this lots of times, if you send me clothes, I'd be like, oh, you should definitely buy that. Because that'll go with those silk pants you've got, those jeans, and you could wear it with that Gorman set, that denim Gorman set. You know what I mean? Like, I'm just like, I remember shit like that. And so it makes me a bad friend because I am 1,000% an enabler.
Starting point is 00:21:27 Yeah. Actually, you are a great enabler. Yeah, and you can look at that From whichever side you want But it does mean that I'm like Oh my God, I love it I'm so supportive I think I pitched this as a segment once
Starting point is 00:21:38 And it didn't get up for some reason Is it normal or not? It's called Tony the Enabler I think it's because the name sounds bad It does sound very bad, yeah It's called Tony the enabler And if you're thinking of getting something And you're not sure or your partner's not sure
Starting point is 00:21:52 Send it to us and Tony also do it Well, I'll like, I can talk you into buying stuff If they're sending it through I think they're convinced. They just need someone else to go, yeah, it's fine. Yeah, and I'm happy to be that friend. Send it through. Like, if you need a third party to look at that and go, I think that's a great idea.
Starting point is 00:22:09 Today's Facebook thread. Yeah. Put the link to what you're thinking of buying and say, what do you reckon, Tony? And she'll just go, yep, looks good. But I won't just say, yep, I'll look at it and I'll justify it. And maybe even if it's clothes, I'll look at your profile picture and be like, well, that'll go with your style. And for us to read it out on the show next week. I think the more financially irresponsible the decision is,
Starting point is 00:22:32 the more likely it will get on the show. I would love someone to buy a house off the back of Tony saying it's all good. Oh, my God. Now, I'm not, oh. Now, Tony, Tony's also a good friend and we'll never say a bad thing about a friend. So this will test her. Who do you trust more? Who's smarter?
Starting point is 00:22:51 Oh, no. Science? Oh, yep. You don't know the options yet. No, I don't. I thought you were going to say, who's smarter? Me, Lily or Charles, I'm like, that's going to be tough. What's the answer, though?
Starting point is 00:23:02 Is it? You're all smart in different ways. Which way am I not smart? Well, for example, you are very smart in lots of ways, but Charles is really smart technically, which isn't really your forte. And you know that. That's why we have someone who's really good at stuff. I listen to a podcast today on the drive to your house. Wow, and you managed to hit play?
Starting point is 00:23:26 That's amazing. I didn't play it through my phone sitting on the seat. It played through the system. So, fuck you. You plugged your phone into your car. So take back what you said. I'll take it back. Who do you think smarter?
Starting point is 00:23:45 Science or Ryan? Oh, Ryan. Thank you. Because here's the real neuroscience of the fucking sinking thing. Yeah. Whatever you put in the journal of neuro. What is it? Science.
Starting point is 00:23:57 the journal of neuroscience stab in the dark oh here's what really happens Tony starts talking about something good and my phone hears it yeah then my phone hears it it's algorithm starts putting ads at me and then I go that looks fucking sick
Starting point is 00:24:14 and then I buy it oh neuroscience sinking incorrect it's just because of the phones that's listening it's algorithm was there a because obviously I didn't read the full article how fucking boring oh yeah the headline that was very good surely what I'm saying is a fact it's not just like somehow coincidence it's like they literally
Starting point is 00:24:32 target you with the ads because you've sent the link and they're you know yeah because then you click the link and it goes oh you love that website like you look surely you got to factor that in I think that these days you definitely do need to factor that in thank you I I truly get it together science but I do think though it's there's probably more behavioural science rather than neuroscience at play here because if you're friends with someone chances are that your values are pretty similar chances are that your tastes are fairly similar
Starting point is 00:25:07 so wouldn't that play into it as well? Yeah. Like you've made a choice to be friends with this person because you have similar vibes and styles and values. You would like you would ultimately hope so. The reason I'm friends with Tony is because we're both hawks guys which is why we both bought the same jumpers at the same time without telling each other.
Starting point is 00:25:25 And that was amazing. And that wouldn't happen if Tony wasn't a Hawks guy. But also if we weren't really good friends, we wouldn't have, like, because I saw that and went, oh, well, that's got Ryan all over. You know what I mean? Like, I know. It does multiple times now. And now we have four of them.
Starting point is 00:25:41 Yeah. So coming up soon, Tony the Enabler. Well, I could do the links on Facebook. Yeah, yeah. Send them through today. Oh, do that. Yeah, if you comment them, I'll fucking flick through and tell you to buy shit. All right, I got you love to see it here from some.
Starting point is 00:25:56 Hi, Samantha. And it is a follow-up, you love to see it. Oh, I love things with a story. In November 2023, Samantha sent through where you love to see it. Yeah. And Tony read it out. Oh, are you welcome. I love to say that.
Starting point is 00:26:10 I delivered my first baby as a student midwife, and it was Tony's you love to see it. Oh, Samantha. Two years later, I have now delivered my first baby as a fully certified, fully fledged midwife. So she's finished the course. She's done it all. all, and now she's not like the student helper. She's actually catching the babies as they pop right out. Oh, that's amazing.
Starting point is 00:26:32 It's been a crazy journey, but so happy that Tony and Ryan have been with me all the way. I wonder how many babies she's delivered now. Huge. Well, that was her first official, as like the in-charge catcher. But, I mean, wherever she lives, there are lucky mums and bubs getting caught and taken care of by Samantha. By our type of Samantha. Love to see it, Samantha. You love to see that.
Starting point is 00:26:55 Thank you for sharing that. And thanks for keeping us around for that long. Isn't that amazing? I just love an update. Yeah. Because especially when people start on the fucking blog and stuff. It's like, oh, I'm starting it. And then it's like, and a year later, here we are.
Starting point is 00:27:06 Or I decided to start the course and I fucking finished it. It's huge. I love it. I've got one that has follow up vibes as well, actually. This is from, my you love to see it is from Deoni, who sent this through on Patreon. And Deoni says, you guys are hilarious. And I've actually been once before. medically advised not to listen to the podcast.
Starting point is 00:27:28 Who? Name that doctor. Well, I was having a pet scan, which requires you to stay very still for about 45 minutes. You can't hold a phone or a book because the activity in your muscles messes with the clarity of the scan. So the best thing to do is listen to that music or a podcast. Not a science chat today. And they were like, well, you can't laugh or anything because you have to stay really still. She says, I couldn't listen to Tart because I might have laughed out loud And the scan might not have shown that I'm cancer free
Starting point is 00:27:59 Holy fuck Isn't that amazing? Huge Thank you for being there through every drive to the hospital Quiet moments sitting in my chair 12 sessions of chemo, countless sleepless nights Deoni says my husband always requests Tony Ryan podcast Every time we jump in the car together
Starting point is 00:28:17 And Deoni is not stopping there She's also started the fucking blog, a YouTube channel documenting her journey so that other young people with cancer can kind of feel seen and supported and know that there's other people going through it, which is so beautiful. She says, it's really nerve-wracking speaking on the camera and learning to edit videos, but it's like really wonderful kind of putting myself out there and having a new hobby. So if you go to YouTube and you search out, we'll put the link in the thing, but it's called Defeating Lymphoma. so D-E-E-heating lymphoma. That's funny. Because the name's Deoni, D, very fun. And we kind of chatted backwards and forwards.
Starting point is 00:28:58 I just thought that's so amazing. That is amazing. I mean, as if conquering cancer's not enough. Now you're conquering the internet. Wow. That's amazing. What's tougher? I mean, that out with them.
Starting point is 00:29:12 Do you think if Deoni had the choice between she can't listen to Tony and Ryan's at a scan, but she's cancer-free? or she could listen to Tony and Ryan but she still had the cancer, what would she have preferred? I mean, I know what I would pick. Same.
Starting point is 00:29:25 Yeah. Tony and Ryan's pretty good. No, isn't that just the most wonderful news? Yeah. We actually, we hear from people that are beating cancer and kind of taking control of their mental health, taking control of their situation. And I just, I really love to see it.
Starting point is 00:29:42 It's like watching a bug's life. It really just pumps you right up. It's just like. Dione defeating lymphoma is just like a bug's life. Who's the villain in a bug's life? Hopper. Hopper is essentially cancer. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:01 And then he tries to steal the ants food, much like cancer. Trying to steal those healthy cells. Cells. And then when the bugs make that fake bird, that's a bit like the keyhole. All right, we've got to stop. This is getting, this is getting conspiracy-adjacent. It's a science-heavy show today. All right, we'll be back tomorrow to find out why Ryan watched that weird video about Celine Dion.
Starting point is 00:30:30 Tomorrow, Celine Dion, have you seen her in carpal karaoke? No, I don't think so. She's like a bit crazy funny. Oh, I can imagine. Like crazy auntie. She's French. I thought she would have been like a bit like, I'm a French beautiful. singer and like a bit like yeah see like like you know but just but she's like a loose auntie
Starting point is 00:30:53 oh really yeah do you recommend it's because now she's just like who gives the fuck well she's like proven herself like she you know at the beginning i'm sure that it was like she had to be very switched on and very what are you laughing at i just searched up like the carol karaoke and watching it with no audio there's just a scene where she goes like with her face yeah she's Okay. Should I watch that before tomorrow? And the documentary. Okay. All right, I've got a big night. I'm a bug side.
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