Toni and Ryan - What Your Phone Says About You

Episode Date: August 18, 2025

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Thank you for your patience. Your call is important. Can't take being on hold anymore. Fizz is 100% online, so you can make the switch in minutes. Mobile plans start at $15 a month. Certain conditions apply. Details at fizz.ca. Okay, this is really bad.

This is very revealing for me. Charles knows that I use Safari. Hang on. What? Do you use Google Chrome on your phone? There are no other internet browsers. worth having in my life. It's just the default one.

It's the default, but it's so bad. It sucks. What's the difference? Safari is so much faster on an iPhone than crow. What the fuck is happening to these points? We have cold and flu tablets and everyone lose their fucking mind. Hi, I'm Ashton from Alabama. I'm Sam from Newport News, Virginia, USA.

Hey, I'm Mitch from Frankson and I approve this podcast. Welcome back to the Airbnb in Los Angeles. Tony, health check-in? Yep. That's a good check-in. Yeah. And that's accurate. I think so.

I've also just had one of Tony's eucalyptus thingies, and they are nice. Yummy. Are they eucalyptus, or they're just honey and sugar? No, I mean, it only has. 1 gram of sugar per lozinge That's what it says Made with honey, vitamin D and zinc And we're feeling good

And bee propolis extract And shikery root fibre Tapioca syrup honey And monk fruit extract So as you can tell We're feeling Female founded certified B corp It would be funny if they did certified B

Like B E because it's honey That's a shame Are we a certified B corp? I don't know. Why not? How do you know? Because we haven't done it. But it's just a sticker, isn't it?

Yeah, but it's what the sticker means. Oh, sure. Yeah. Because I've seen heaps of stickers. Like, I couldn't just put a sticker on me that's like, um, the Heart Foundation says, all good. All our Oprah's book club. Yeah.

Yeah. Could we do that for your book? If we just like, I'll just pop it on. Like Gorilla Martin. We'll just go down in the bookstore, pop it on. I'll just pop it on. That's huge. Yeah.

I like it. Uh, you've got to be. savvy in this business and you are witnessing the breakdown the pinnacle of savviness that can be today's episode a title

let's do these are top confessions thanks for sending these through at tony and ryan.com.com. Don't forget the dot au I forget it on my email address all the time see you what would you like first tony lodge yep um i did something so bad at school it's now in the training manual or i went the most red light amsterdam story ever when you said that yesterday it did

really pique my interest yeah oh all right i've been away from home for a while this is from a tarpa thank you so much for sending in i don't know if this is a confession or a recommendation or a warning, but I need to tell someone. Love it. Please get me anonymous, but I just need to talk about the time. I went to an adult cinema in the Red Light District of Amsterdam and watched 4D porn. Four day. Four dicks in your ass.

Tony, what do you think the Ds are when it's four Ds? There's one option. Well, that's what it is, isn't it? What's better than a dick in your ass? Two dicks in your ass. I can't take credit for that That's a Jim Jeffery's joke We're a bunch of girls in our early 20s

And we'll like how funny Let's go to the cinema And figure out what 4D porn is Is it? So you got the classic 3Ds You got your cellophane glasses on etc Yep, they were giving glasses going in The fourth D-D is that there's a dildo in the seat

It's actually not far off it What? You walk in, you get get glasses and you sit on these electric chairs that move for no rhyme or reason while you're there they just kind of like buzz along like vibrate on you oh my god like you're being thrown in the chair while watching some girl suck a dick in 3d and so they've got the glasses on and the dick's like look it's coming out right at me yeah then when he jizzes in the movie these sprayers come on and cover you in foam so the fourth d is just like

right up, you know, in your physical environment. I've never laughed harder in my life after my, hang on, her Irish friend, you know, there's a bunch of girls. Like this actually sounds like the funniest thing a girl's trip could do. To do as a crew. Yeah. There was an Irish girl. Sounds like the beginning of a joke.

I know, but like. An Irish girl walks into a 4D porn cinema. Do I do it in the accent or do you, like where are we? We could do it in the accent. So the guy jizzes in the movie. They're like dodging the jizz in the 3D glasses. The spray comes on and they're literally being covered in foam. Yeah.

I've never laughed harder in my life after hearing my Irish. Hang on, what does Irish sound like? Tap in the morning to you. Oh, no, he's coming on me. Oh, he's coming on me. Oh, he's coming on me. That sounds like, that's quite a good accent you've just done. We all pissed ourselves so hard.

My review, zero out of ten for sexiness, a thousand out of ten for hilarity. Should we go find one? You must go in a group though. So as they were leaving, because they're sort of like, it goes for 10 or 15 minutes, you watch your show, you can. And they're just like, you know, all day rinse and repeat. Question, though. Oh, sorry.

They leave as a group, and as they leave, one guy goes in alone. And he's like, oh, you know, adult film to go by myself. You know, it's a bit hot and sexy. But he doesn't know he's going to a comedy show where he's just going to get jizzed on. And then he's going to leave, like, wet. I've always said that. I'm always leaving wet. Tony Lodge has a question.

Well, I've got a question about, like, naughty cinemas in general. Wasn't with you, like, was it on the pod? Oh, he's just talking about this privately. That, like, because, like, do you jerk? off in the private cinema, in the naughty cinema, but wouldn't that be like public indecency or something? You would think so. I don't think you can...

Like, are you sitting in there actually jerking off or is it like, what's the point in like a porn cinema? Charles, I'm going to ask you to Google that on your computer. The Airbnb people will be watching, they'll know. That he's Googled that. Yeah. I don't know. That's just a joke.

But like, is that what it's actually for? because I don't watch porn and then go, I'm going to think about this later. Like, I do it while I'm doing it, you know? I get it. Like. Well, first of all,

the Gemini AI overview says it's not available for this search. Oh, okay. Taking a day off. First thing's Reddit. Oh, I have to now say I'm over 18. Oh, and you're not. He went incognito window.

And fair. Fair. Fair. Fair. Even to not like shape your future searches. because they're like, well, there's someone that likes jerking in a cinema, you might prefer these results. Yeah, that's true.

Yeah. That's what I get. So there's two type of results where they're saying in the early 90s, it was the only way to see it in like that form. Yeah. Also, they're saying people weren't known for sitting and watching quietly if you catch my drift. Oh, so they were. Doing it.

Fucking or fingering? Faparin? Folling. Well, that's so true. Pre-Intern. Where are you going to see it? Well, because you could just have a magazine or hire a VHS. That sounds expensive.

New confession. In 2011, I snuck off to the back of my school oval for a cheeky cigarette during class. Oh, okay. I stroll back to class 30 minutes later after my pee break. And within two minutes, sirens. lockdown a fire had erupted on the oval and spreading to the bushland by the highway and delayed school pickup by 40 minutes and sent the whole school into meltdown to this day no one knows it was my half-lit cigarette that sparked the whole fire i feel so stupid like

and you should yeah and you would yep 10 years later i'm now at the same school as a teacher And every year we do staff induction and training and emergency planning and they bring up the fire. So you don't even know this second hand. You know it because every year they go, well, remember 15 years ago that happened? They go, God, that's stupid. Yep. So there's a fire starts here and here's the protocol and here's what we do. Because usually when there's a fire, everyone go to the Oval.

But if the Oval's on fire because of the incident, then this is what we'll do. And then the tarp bar is seeing there going, oh, God. God, that would be terrible. Who would do such a thing? Yeah, because they're like, you know, as you know, like fires can just start randomly for no reason, like the incident. We've never discussed our emergency muster point for Tarp Tower. That is so true.

We only have one, if there's a fire, we only have one exit. There's the back door into that scary. Oh, no, that is true. That's scary area. I'd rather burn to death. But I reckon that would be on fire. So true. Because I'm always flicking sickies back there.

There could be a fire from next door because those guys are always roast a lamb on a Friday but like one of our neighbours just like loves to smoke meats on a Friday Yeah, I think he's from Perth And they sit in their office and just like smoke siggies all the time Yeah, so we'll get there at 7am in the morning And the Coles are going on like, oh, what's going on?

Like, oh, we've got a big lunch today We've got to chuck a rack on soon. And I'm like, and they do. Guys, we're trying to record a fucking podcast. We're trying to run a fucking business and all I can smell is delicious smoking meat. Do you know how hard it is to concentrate with smoking meat happening around me?

And it has actually happened more than once that we've smelt that and then gone, let's go do a barbecue at Tony's house. More than one time that's happened. It's a gateway smell. Gateway barbecue. Yes, you've always said that. I'm Ashton from Alabama.

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Details at FIS.C. A massive shout out to a few of things. our champion tarpa's over at our patron thank you very much for being part of it Laura Beth

Carlson love that for you Laura Beth Texas Del Angel we'll be inside Texas Del Angel very shortly Yeah

next week we'll just call her dull angel Yeah Like here Del Angel Lynn Marie Jay

Juliana Jay Wonder if their sisters They might be the brothers from that show you're watching They might be related to

Maddie Jay It might be their daughters Christine Elkin, love that. Christina, thank you. Rodolfo Villalpando. Okay. Vampire, though.

That vibes, do you reckon? Kayla Flint, good on you, Kayla, and Beth Sanford. Absolutely love to say it. Love to say it, Beth Sanford. Yep. And if you're watching us on YouTube, which you should be, and if you're watching on YouTube, then you should subscribe. If you're not and you're listing elsewhere, you should follow there,

because, I mean, it's all good shit. But if you're watching on YouTube, all the names scrolling across the bottom of the screen are all tiers of Patreon. I've just noticed the lights we're using so people can see us are just starting to affect Tony's mindset. Yeah. And it's really bright. Yeah. Yeah. And the, what's that, window?

I reckon we've got about nine minutes left before you die and I don't want to waste it on the window. So fair. I'm just going to put that out there. No, so fair. So the other day we were talking about the, um, the like kind of person that we all are based on what apps you have as you're like shortcut apps on the bottom of your phone and it all came about because Charles obviously did a beautiful job setting up these iPads thank you so much Charles um and he like logged us into everything to

make sure that we could access whatever we needed to access so we could get on to Patreon open up our notes because we prep our show before we get started this is this doesn't just happen Believe it on that. And Charles obviously got to decide where everything was and how it all looked. And might I add a very panicked email from both Ryan and I separately to Charles when we got a notification that our photos were going to be automatically shared because of our I cloud accounts? No, one of us panicked and it wasn't me. I was told that There was definitely correspondence from you as well

No It was in person What did I say? You said I got a notification last night Saying that my photos are shared with you Is that all of my photos That does sound familiar Yeah

So just to just to be clear It isn't It's just the photos we take on the iPad Because you know Some of us could be monitoring a rash We could be Like you just You don't know what people are taking photos of

Why was that the first thing to get him to mind? Because the real thing I was concerned about is way more incriminating. Now, just quickly, because the photos on our iPads are different to our phones. Charles, once he's like separated them, was like, well, I'll take a test photo to make sure it's going to the right cloud and right places. Ryan's lashing out now. No, and so Charles took a test photo at home, and it actually gave an insight into Charles's life. Yeah. uh about you know what goes on in charles's personal life the four day porn yeah um he actually

supplies the spray to amsterdam yeah no you're such a great person yeah very generous no uh so he's just taking a random photo and he's watching on a big screen i don't know if he thought this would be in the background um a youtube video on how to best install a hard drive into the back of a computer and thanks for always making sure that everything's backed up you're welcome and that is linus tech tips oh shout out to linus tech tips because they need a shout out because they are struggling small business with a billion subscribers they're what's the word fucking killing it their titles and their thumbnails are awesome and i didn't think i'd be someone that ever cared about that but here we are here we are anyway so charles set this all up and can i say that

I think it's a real insight when you look at somebody else the way that all of their apps are laid out first of all I'm going to show this to the screen that is they're not the apps aren't just like one after another they're like split up in a crazy way that's insane to me is that how your phone set up Charles it's not the way I set up these iPads though was I did it so then all the like admin apps are up top

and all the apps you need for the show are down the bottom Oh. So what are the ones in the middle? They're like half admin, half show. Well, that's... Oh, hang on, yours isn't the same as mine even. It is, because you're in different orientations right now. No, it was...

Interesting. Because Charles knows that I use Safari. Anyway, the up... Hang on. What? I use Safari. Don't you? we've just spent four years podcasting together happy birthday

you and your partner torbs live in the year 3,000 listen to how technologically advanced they are they have doorbells where they have cameras on them they if her parcel arrives and we're at work and it arrives at Tony's house she just looks at her phone and says thanks mate and he goes all good and I'm like what the fuck is happening

if I ask about Tony's dog she looks at a camera on the screen when I go to Tony's house and I say oh it's pretty dark in here she turns the light on with her fucking phone they are living in the year 3,000 however

when it comes to searching the internet Tony apparently goes to the dark ages and uses Safari do you use Google Crime when you're fine there are no other searcher like what there is there are no other internet browsers worth having in my life i still google stuff but i just use safari like i'm not like using ask jeeves on safari like i'm like i'm using google but i just use safari

that's crazy that you don't because as someone who is like no please don't let me interrupt someone who uses lives in the current day someone even the year 3,000. I'm up to date. I'm about right. I think this is actually fair. I think I'm about right. Someone who uses the defaults.

Yeah. Well, if they weren't the right thing, they wouldn't be the default. Exactly. And Safari is the default. For fucking losers. I'm so surprised by this. Okay, this is really bad.

This is very revealing for me. Because my... Why? Do you want me to tell you my... Is there a reason? Because it's just the default one. But it sucks. It is the default, though.

It's the default, but it's so bad. It sucks. Do you use Chrome? No. Safari is so much faster on an iPhone than Chrome. Google. What the fuck is happening to these parts? Oh, I'm so.

We're on the floor table today, but lose their fucking mind. It's the big window. The big window is making us crazy. I use Chrome on my laptop. Oh, same. Same same. We're not crazy. But Safari.

is so much faster on a phone. But do you go to safari.com and then type in google.com and then... Safari.com. So Google... Yeah, Safari's a browser. Google's the search engine. And Google actually pays Apple like $300 million a year. So then it's like their default in Safari.

So the way I listen to the Tony and Ryan podcast is I try to get my neighbor to listen and then I stand at the gate. That's what you guys are saying. And then, because, you know, I'll just be next to the thing I want and hopefully I can get a slice. But, like, you know that the Safari is the app. Open your Safari up. I mean, right now, it's real estate.com.

But then if I open... Hang on. So when I send you a house... Yeah. It doesn't open on the real estate app. No. I don't have the real estate app. I just look at it in Safari.

That's why. But then, if I Google something, right? You don't have the real estate up? Then if you just talk... type something in. I just typed in Tiger. It opens in Google. What's Tiger?

No, like an animal. Like I just like Google the first thing I thought of. Into the top bar and it uses Google. And it uses Google. Yeah. So show me your phone. Show me how you would Google something. Yeah, okay.

Yep, I've deleted Charles's footpicks. Yeah, nice. So show me. how you would Google something I would click on Chrome that is wild to me that you're using Chrome that honestly like I don't mean that to be nasty but that is bonkers

oh look at the last thing I googled oh because I said you it got 200 bucks just a little bit just me doing some currency conversion for a massage yeah how much is that Australian because mine

neck could use a wrap. That is honestly like so crazy to me that you're, that you're rolling Google Chrome when you're fine. But this is going to really fuck you then because my bottom four apps. So if you don't have an iPhone, I'm pretty sure that there's like the same way on like a pixel or an Android or whatever. There's like you've got a task bar that the four bottom apps stay the same

the whole time. Mine from left to right are as follows. messages yep phone yep safari and then Spotify really yeah because they're the things I use the most and I'm happy to take a screenshot of my home screen and show that for proof Charles I'm sending this to you you can put this on the show show me oh so you mean the those four ones yeah oh when you okay okay what what are you rolling Okay. Because I thought you meant like the bottom four of the main ones.

Oh. Because I've got docky sign, which I don't know how to use. On your home screen? Yeah. What? How often are you signing stuff? It's just, that's just where it's landed when I've got the app for some reason. Horrifying.

I've got email, phone, text messages, Facebook Messenger. You don't even use it. messenger really that's why i've got so many unreads see look at the bottom there yeah no that doesn't affect me okay like some people i don't care about that yeah oh oh oh sorry's just fucking strange also you've got the vick roads app on you yeah because it's got my license in it yeah oh because we've got digital licenses now yeah oh lily tried to show her digital license whilst getting drinks the other night yeah not in this

down. Yeah. I didn't think it would work. Yeah. Oh, but they were just like... He just waved me through. Yeah, he didn't care.

He would just work there. Another thing that is potentially interesting for some people is that on my home screen. I also have the IMDB app because I use that probably more than any other app on my phone. Really? Because the second I look at something, I watch something. I need to know who's in it. I'm the same. I've just sent you a photo of my home screen.

and you can have a perv. Okay. What I do at the end of a movie is I actually, Wikipedia is my new IMDB. No, as soon as the movie ends, I go straight to Wikipedia and read about it. No, I go straight to IMDB.

What are you guys fucked off about? No, they're looking at my home screen. I, in your bills app, why do you have the Telstra Air Wi-Fi apps? I feel like that hasn't existed for a few years. It doesn't not. No.

Oh. Yeah. I think I probably just put all of Telstra together. I also have the AGE app in there and we're not even with AGL anymore. I've got the GoJack app for that one time we went for Jakarta for two days. That's funny. I also have the spaceship app and I don't have any...

My superannuation is not with them anymore. I can't wait to burn them? Yeah. Can I tell you something that was really upsetting that I found out? So the Google app and the Chrome app are two separate apps. I have heard this. So I use Google, but Chrome is like disgusting on the phone. on like iPhone

Oh, hang on I use the Google app Not Safari Is that why Whenever you send me stuff It goes weird Yeah Oh

Yeah Who's using the Google app You freak Are you So show me Did you just send me Your home screen And he's using Chrome

Yeah So that's different But why is there two Have I got two Chrome apps No No Why is there a Chrome app And a Google

It's the Google app if not the Chrome app. I also have Evernote on my front page and I stopped using Evernote three years ago. I've been through three phones since then. Do you know what is cute though? We both have a lot of other stuff similar on our home screen. Like DocuSign? No, I don't have docus sign on my first one.

But photo, settings, clock, weather, calendar, camera. That's cool. In the episode thread. Post your home screen. Post your home screen. I need to know what people are rolling. I'm looking into other people's lives. I got to you love to see it here.

Amazing. And it's from Courtney Monaghan, who's a tap-up. I started a TikTok and an Instagram page called The Broke Celiac. Oh, love it. So I can start building up a fun little community of people who want to have a laugh at living the gluten-free life, but be relatable because we're doing it on the cheap. Oh, because it's expensive. I put a loaf of gluten-free bread. I think maybe one day you were coming over or Tim was coming over, and it was like $9.

Yeah, and the loaf is like a third of the, like it's. And it's like a roof tile. Yeah. Like it's not nice. So it's at the broke celiac. Yeah. Started a month ago, but the last couple of days I've been getting a head glowed more traction as I find the best way to do posts.

I love sharing the reality of it rather than the influence of versions of living dietary restrictions. I love that. I won't lie. Being an active podcast listener for over a year now has helped me start the fucking blog. I love to hear that. Yep. So Courtney, all the best. And I actually follow the broke celiac because I should start paying more attention.

to that. Yeah. You should, yeah. So I'll be following. Because you were pooping all night. I was pooping all night last night. I've got your Gatorade though, isn't it? That's your second one you're rolling for the day.

I drank half of it and filled it up with water. Oh, I don't know why you do things like that. Anyway, it's so strong. I've got to you love to. It's so strong. Or too rich for my blood. I don't know. I'd be funny from here out.

because all jokes aside, I could probably shit again. Okay. We're not good on the road. We're not good on the road. We are. No. No.

I also had a flu shot like a few months ago, right? Where's that? No. And I think it is working because I would be a fucking sight worse. Yeah, no, that is true. There was a point yesterday where I thought Tony was out for a week, but she's, um, yeah, you're probably right, the flu like. Yeah.

It's like evened out a little bit. Um, no. I've got to you love to see it and also you just said that we're not great on the road I think we're awesome because as a group of four I think we've done a really really good job

and now that we're staying in Airbnb like as in when we travel we do it in a house so we can like cook and we can order food and like order groceries hang on to see and I'm including myself in this

because we now stay in Airbnb's and we now have the ability to cook between the two of us how many meals have we cooked. I mean, I've made myself breakfast every day. Like, I cook myself eggs and bagels or something. Oh, I take that back. You know what I mean? Because I've cooked zero things. And I'm like, oh, now we're in a house we can cook. And I was like, we get agreed every night. Well, I know that. And that leads me to my next point. Okay. Sorry. We have also been doing our

washing as a crew. We've all kind of got to put our washing in together. We do a few loads. And in Vancouver, I did all the washing. And I really enjoyed helping and like being the washing lady um and then this morning i woke up and i come out of my room and i see that all of my washing is folded up on the end of the bed all that was for me as well do i thought you did that well i saw lill and i went did you fold up that washing and she goes no i did it and i went it must have been charles you didn't even get a look in must have been Ryan no no I literally

Lily was like oh no I didn't do it I was like oh Charles must have done that my love to see it is that my clothes and underwear have been folded in a way that you would see in a store it did and the fact it was yeah it looked really great

pressed down it's like folded with like the sleeves at the back it's folded with intention it is it is so So fancy. Because everyone's dominating. What have you done, do you think?

So what are you bringing to the function? I'm going to let you finish. This is just a bit of paper towel. That looks really rough. It's rough. Keep going. Don't look at my boogers. That's private.

I think my job is. and actually we'll talk about this in our trip review is taking the stuff out to the bin now Lily selfishly included herself and I was like Lily this is my only task please let me do it and she like also did most of it last night but at the Airbnb in Vancouver I did all the fucking bin trips and took everything out and cleared the bin

and I've been trying to like clear the table after dinner and stuff good job we're on YouTube we can see your face oh that means everyone just so we blow my nose yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah good job on the bins my love to see it is that Ryan took something to the bin last night with Lily with Lily did you take the stairs

or how'd you get how'd you get down there how'd you get down there big boy all right you might be able to see behind me that this creaky old house has an elevator so I put the trash in the elevator

and sent it down um and then Lily at the bottom took it from the elevator to the bins so you didn't even go down no I did I went down later and so then when Lily took it out to the bins and walked back into the house what did you see Ryan laying on the couch going paint me No, direct quote I paint me like one of your French girls It's from the RMS Titanic feature film Have you seen Titanic?

Yes I don't think you have It doesn't sound like it. It's actually mandatory When you work here to watch a once a year That should be part of our induction As well as learning if there's a fire escape route But you know how there's that couch at the front door

Yeah I like lane like lounge done it and Lily walked in and I said draw me like one of your French girls. Yeah, oh, I got it. But I don't think she did. She was like, I don't draw that much. Oh. Did you get it as a Titanic reference?

No. That's creepy. What? I knew, I thought it was just something funny that you say. Also, can we just, to take me out of the song? Okay, hang on. Hang on, wait, hang on. I'm doing a Titanic joke, which is moderately funny.

But if you don't know that joke, I'm just being the creepiest fucking guy in the world. But also, who doesn't know that that's from the Titanic movie? Literally. Can I just point out that Charles has told me he's never seen Titanic. Yeah, but he knows that bit. What the fuck is going on last night? You haven't watched Titanic. It's just so long.

Oh. So you've spent more time watching the Taylor Swift podcast on New Heights than you haven't watching Titanic in your life. Yeah. You've spent more time watching this podcast than you have watching Titanic. Oh, to be fair, he sees a lot of this podcast. yeah wow

okay so you didn't get a Titanic joke and you haven't seen it wow who's in charge of HR that's not good yeah the culture we're trying to establish here at TARP is not working

no also can we give some can we give some behind the scenes chat about what we considered for TARFathon which I pretty much has already said I mean, I think we've said it before. Okay.

One of our ideas for Tarpathon was like, let's be on the Titanic for 24 hours or whatever. Well, like, act out. And so these guys were like, oh yeah, that's fine. What were they going to fucking contribute? What were you thinking we were doing? Yeah. Oh, I had no idea. I was just nodding along in the meetings.

Like, oh, we could do all the fun stuff they do in the movie and they're both going, yeah, great. Yeah, probably would have, if we went forward with that idea, I probably would have watched it, like, more recently. How many times you reckon you've seen it? Once. Like, what's the fuck? Like, the only thing worse than having not seen Titanic is only watching it once. I watched it four times in one weekend when I was in college. It was on one of the movie, you know, like a movie channel?

And it was just on rotation. And I just kept watching it over and over and over. You've watched it. How did you not feel like a pool to go back to it? I think I was quite young. When did it come out? 1997. Yeah.

But it's also not on a streaming. White months. Do you want to say it's not on a streaming service? It's not on a streaming service, I have. Because it's like on Paramount Plus. Yeah, I have Paramount Plus so you can log into mine. Great. Yep.

Or I have it so I can watch Jersey Shore. You could also watch it on the very long flight. If it's on there. Because they have Paramount Plus. They do. I don't think Titanic's on there, though. unfortunately. No, and you know why.

And I actually, and I actually know this because of, um, when I worked at Jason PJ, they used to do an in-flight podcast for Air New Zealand and Qantas and Jet Star and stuff. And I used to cut that. And they don't have,

on purpose, they don't have disaster movies on planes because like, it sends people into a frenzy. That's probably fair. So like, if there was ever a break, a radio break, where they talked about being on a plane in the airport,

you weren't allowed to use it. And like, I'd say that a movie like Titanic is so stressful that they're like, we actually shouldn't put that on there. So does that mean like Sully's not on there? I can't imagine they would ever put anything like that on. And that movie with Denzel Washington when he goes upside down and like save the flight and stuff. But he's drunk.

Yeah. Yeah. Or like castaway like where there's a big plane crash and stuff. See, I've watched movies like they have plane crushes on a plane before. I don't think you have. Oh, maybe on my iPad. Yeah. Yeah.

But it's never on the thing. Yeah. yeah think about it all right bye there's a lot there is i just feel like there's a we've learned a lot about each other today we have do we all like need to get a cut of do you know what we should do you know the other day that we did the 60 second cuddle should we do that again oh where i'm off and i won't have the thing happened to me that happened you can't get a stiffy again Tony just said she hasn't had human contact because she's been away from torps and she made us all hug her for 60 seconds no i just said i haven't had a lot of human contact you said oh

hug you and I said we've got to do it for 60 seconds because that's how long it takes for the I don't know if I've got 60 seconds before I've just hit up yeah okay do you you got a poo yeah okay all right love you see tomorrow maybe who knows dog we'll see love you so much sorry we got to go right to take the bin out bye love you babe your patience. Your call is important. Can't take being on hold anymore. FIS is 100% online, so you can make the switch

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