Toni and Ryan - What's 🔥 but soon to be 💦

Episode Date: September 24, 2023

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Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name is Ryan. This is Dr. Author Tony Lodge. Hello. And we're going back to the homeland today. We're calling Les Murdy. That's the place in Western Australia. Ooh.

Fair name. Surely no one's called Les, like Les Murdy. There definitely is someone called Les Murdy. Surely. Can we find him? I will dedicate a whole episode to finding a Les Murdy. I actually don't think we need to. Okay, good call.

Let's call Holly, who is in Les Murdy. Oh, yeah, I'll meet Les Murdy. I actually don't think we need to. Okay, good call. Let's call Holly, who is in Les Murdy. Oh, yeah, I'll meet Les Murdy. Buy me a drink for us. Les Murdy's pretty close to where I grew up. It's right near Raleigh Stone, up in the hills. Maybe you know Holly. Yeah. Which I know you.

If she listens. Hello, Holly speaking. Hi, Holly. Hi, it's Tony and Ryan. Hey, guys, how you doing? Yeah, we're good. We obviously grew up near each other. I'm from Rollystone.

We sure did, yeah. I'm just across the other side of the hill, and I work in Maddington, so I'm always at the Coles Deli there too. Oh, my God. So we've definitely met before. 100%. We would have. You've probably served Holly some ham.

Probably. So Holly is- Oh, no free slices of bologna, though, hey? have. You've probably served Holly some ham. Probably. So, Holly is... Or no free slices of bologna, though, hey? No. No, obviously not. Don't take the piss, Holly. Holly, will you approve today's episode? Absolutely, I will, yeah.

Imagine if she said no after that. Hey, this is Holly from Les Murdy and I approve this podcast. Coming up today. Hi, happy Monday. I'm not sure who posted it first, but someone in the Tony and Ryan podcast Facebook group said, poorly explain what you do for a living. And the meme or whatever went off and everyone's got these like quirky things. And so we're going to quiz you, Tony. I'm going to give you their shitty random explanation and then you're going to guess what their job is. Great.

And you listening, you can play along as well and we'll see if you do better or worse than Tony. And there's some fucking gold in there. Oh, okay. We'll get to that soon. But first. Sorry, I'm feeling a little bit flat because I have my calendar open, not like my work for recording this episode, and you're talking and I was looking at my calendar going,

I don't have that written down because I didn't have the right tab open and now I'm feeling really overwhelmed. I've got the right tab open and now I'm feeling really overwhelmed. I've got the right tab open now. I'll just – are you on the right tab? Have you seen how it said, how smart is your friend followed by I guess the job? Do you see that coming up? And then, spoiler alert, we'll probably wrap it up with a you love to see it.

Yeah, okay. I'm really – I don't know what just happened. My brain was just like, I can't see what you're saying here And I just I was literally like The Sims is open Why can't I see what you're saying? To let everyone know

A little behind the scenes Yeah Before we hit record Toni was deep in her calendar Being like How many days can I have off To go to the Melbourne Royal Show? I want to get show bags

And take my nieces and nephews So they think I'm a good auntie Really? Sorry everyone You're at work right now I want to get show bags and take my nieces and nephews so they think I'm a good auntie. Really? Sorry, everyone. You're at work right now. So unprofessional. Switch on.

It's Monday. Haven't had my coffee yet. There's wine in here. Anyway. What would your friend say about you if you asked them these two questions? And I'm going to ask you, Tony. Oh. How smart do you think I am?

So smart. I think you are so intelligent. And you're smart in, like, lots of ways. How so? Well, because you're book smart. You know, you really enjoy and are good at studying things and learning and applying yourself, which is a different type of intelligence to just being like emotionally intelligent. You're good at reading a room, reading a vibe, knowing what people need from you most of the time. Pointed, sorry. And then I also think that you are like straight smart, like you're clever in a crisis.

Okay. So that's question one. Oh, okay. Question two is how dumb do you think I am? How long is a piece of string? I know everything I just said. I know everything I just said. However, you can be a dumb Carla Conti at times, can't you?

You can. You can. DCI. I didn't realise you were going to use the C word. I would have... Carla Conti, that's kosh. That's okay. No, but I just... I was expecting, yeah, a bit dumb sometimes,

but I didn't say a dumb C. Well, we've all had our moments. I just was opening the wrong thing. I mean, you know, we've all been there. Yep, yep. I think you are so smart in so many ways that maybe the juxtaposition of those two things make you look sillier sometimes than you are. Very diplomatic.

I asked the question, so feel free to answer. It's a big drop sometimes. I asked the question, so feel free to answer. It's a big drop sometimes. By comparison, because you're so smart and talented and handsome, and I love you. This morning. This morning, I'm driving in. Beautiful.

There's kangaroos everywhere this morning. This is like the most Australian story ever. Kangaroos, and you've got to be careful when you're driving at like sunrise or sunset because that's when they come out and they jump on the road and you got to like swerve and whatever. Do you reckon it's the weather warming up that they're kind of like getting active and getting amongst it maybe? A little bit, but I think I'm also leaving, like the sun's coming up earlier. So, the time that I'm leaving is like the first crack of dawn, which is when they're

like up and about and doing stuff. So, I see this, like, massive kangaroo that's, like, I know they're not ants, but it seems like it's the queen of the fucking whatever. And then there's a bunch of- The queen guru. Yeah, the queen guru. Then I see a bunch of, like, little kangaroos,

like the little joeys. Yeah, I think that's just a mum. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you're the queen. I think it's probably just a mum with her babies. That's a cute little morning walk. Bounce. Sorry.

And then I see there's a whole bunch of rabbits in our area and especially like first thing in the morning, as soon as the sun goes out, like just that dusk, half-half kind of light is when the rabbits are out and about. And you know when like it's getting dark and that's kind of when they're pouncing around as well. And if you're like sitting in the backyard or and you see like bandicoots or rabbits or whatever, it's like so fun. We had chickens in our backyard the other day.

They wandered over from next door. They weren't wild though. They were domestic chickens. Four eggs a day, mate. Yeah. Four eggs a day? Yeah. How good's that?

Is that all? Well, there's one each every day. Oh. Yeah. So, imagine you've got four chickens in the backyard and every morning you just walk out and go, cool, two eggs each for me and Torbs. And they're like orange, like real juicy, yolky. Yummy.

What if they... Oh, God. What if they had twins? Would that be two eggs? Or would that be a double yolker? Double yolk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Twin, chicken period.

Yep. So I see the. Twin chicken period. Yep. So I see the massive kangaroos. Beautiful. I see the really little kangaroos. Australiana. Yep. And I see the rabbits. And in my mind, I went mama roos, toddler roos, baby roos.

And as I drove and I just didn't question it. I was just like, yep, there's the adults, there's the toddlers, and there's the babies. I love that you were having that conversation with yourself. Full stop is beautiful and very cute. Well, it was just you couldn't have been driving at this time and not noticed all the animals around. Yeah.

So I was like, oh, big roos, medium roos, little roos, cool. The whole family. Yep. Yep. Then pulled out onto the main road and drove down the highway and continued on. And you were listening to Young Gravy and you didn't think about it. Yep. Just having a mad time.

It wasn't until I got into Kew in Richmond, which is about 20 minutes away at that hour, for those playing along in Melbourne, and I went, no. About 15 minutes later, no, a rabbit is actually a different animal to a kangaroo. But there was 15 minutes of my life that I spent thinking that a small rabbit grows into a- Big kangaroo. A small kangaroo. Like a tadpole? Yeah.

Or like, what's the thing that goes into a cock, like a moth and a caterpillar and a bug and a sloth? Caterpillar. Butterfly. Yeah. I was like, this little rabbit. And then it fucking nests for the winter. Little kangaroo. And then it grows into a big kangaroo.

The bunny goes into the kangaroo's pouch. And it pops back out as a rabbit. It nests in there and it pops out being able to bounce. It's like with a big tail. Yeah. And I think like mentally. It's in there and it pops out being able to bounce, like with a big tail. Yeah. And I think like mentally. It's so sweet. But like I wish there was like a dash cam,

but facing back at me, the driver. There's no one else in the car. Yeah. And I just went, oh, hang on. And then, you know, when you kind of. No, incorrect. I'm smart. I'm doing an MBA.

I promise. Swish. MBA, accounting. Yes. Rabbits into kangaroos, no. You know when you have those moments, though, of, like, realising something, like, very obvious and you kind of, like, just by reaction, you go,

like, you kind of look around to be like, fuck, did anybody see that happen? Like, because you know that the look on your face, like you said, if you had that dash cam facing you, that there would have been that no, that's not the same thing. It just happened to me with the chicken egg. It also happened to me last week when I said, if there was a spa on a plane, would the water float out? Speaking of my intellect.

Or like on. On average, at what age would a child's ability to read be better than their parents? For everyone. And then secondly, when do you think Mabel's ability to read will exceed my ability to read? She might already be there. She just started on solids. So she's getting close. Actually, no. Sorry? She just started on solids. So we put this like a bib on her. So cute. And I was like, Mabel, you're about to eat solid food for the first time. Here's your like your bib. And she goes, great. And then started

trying to eat the bib. And I was like, maybe I'm a bit further ahead of you than I thought. Oh yeah, we need to rewind one step. Yeah. Because keep in mind, she is related to me. Yeah. I think, which is so nice because you don't have any other blood-related people. It's like so sweet that she's not related to you. Yeah.

And she's also dumb and trying to eat a bib. No, you put the bib on and then eat the food. You're allowed to do that when you're, what, four, five, six months old? Four months, yeah. Yeah. You're allowed to do that when you're, what, four, five, six months old? Four months, yeah. Yeah. Well, like, I know that your reading comprehension would change,

like, what you read and how you process it. But once you know how to read, you know how to read. Sky's the limit. Well, like, you kind of, you achieve it and you max out your ability to read, right? Nah, surely you'd improve over the whole course of primary school. Oh, but I mean, once you get to that, like, I can read and you're that, like, I think still the way that you take it in and what you process out of it would be different. But like, once you know, you know.

Have you heard of the, so every night, my favourite book, because we're like reading to Mabel at the moment, which is interesting. And sometimes Bridget will be listening, being like, fucking really can't read. I don't think that's what's in here. And you do the, do you do the thing where you're like reading to Mabel at the moment, which is interesting. And sometimes Bridget will be listening being like, fuck, he really can't read. I don't think that's what's in it. And you do the, do you do the thing where you're like, three pages instead of one? Some of the kids' books are like four or five pages. And I'm like, but they're charging you full price.

I'm like, for four pages work, mate? Fuck, Bridget, I want one PDF. But they often got that really nice card. Like they're on that really nice paper. And one of our favourite books is Harry McCleary from Donaldson's Dairy. Oh, a classic. So, do you know this one? Bottomless pots with all covered in spots. Oh, because I was going to play this little game, but you might already know the answer. Oh, sorry. Well, yeah, I am a big fan of Harry McCleary, but. Okay, well, play along because there's a little bit more. Okay.

But which of these, you know how I love James Bond movies, like old school James Bond movies? Yes. And you know how I love James Bond movies, like old school James Bond movies? Yes. And you know how I love Seinfeld? Yes. So which of these three? I've got three names. Yeah.

One of them is a James Bond villain. One is a character from Seinfeld. And one is an animal from Harry McLaren from Donaldson's Dairy. Okay. Okay. So the first one is Art Vandelay. That's, sorry. No, you can go. Well, Art Vandelay. That's – sorry. No, you can go.

Well, Art Vandelay, that's from Kim Kardashian. That's from the Kardashians. It wouldn't have originated from there. The second name is Schnitzel Von Crumb. With a very low tongue. Yep. And the third is Xena Onatop. Well, so I know that Schnitzel von Krum is from Harry McClary

from Donaldson's Dairy because he's a little sausage dog. Yeah. And Schnitzel von Krum with a very low tongue. And he's walking around and he's like, tummy's on the ground. So, Schnitzel von Krum is my favourite character. Yeah. And then Bridget, like, gets excited because she knows that page is coming up and she knows when I read it, I give it all the gusto in the world

and really go hard. Can you do your Schnitzel von Krum voice? Is there, like, a voice you do or something? Well, because I – and the reason I created this it, I give it all the gusto in the world and really go hard. Can you do your schnitzel von kram voice? Is there like a voice you do or something? Well, and the reason I created this quiz, I was like, it kind of sounds like a Bond villain. It absolutely does. The von? Yeah.

Oh, schnitzel von kram. And do you know, like, so you know how the villain of Harry McCleary, Scarface Claw, is the name of the cat? Yeah. Terrifying. As if that hasn't come from a superhero movie or something. And the origin story is that they were sliced open by a cat or something. Anyway.

Xena on a Top and Art Vandelay. I actually don't know between the two. So, Art Vandelay, there is an arc of the Kardashians where Khloe makes this shit art and they tell Kris that it's made by this person, Art Vandele, and that all the pieces are like $30,000 each. And she goes, I want all of them. And it's like Khloe in the garage doing it. Well, first of all, they're fucking idiots.

And second of all, they would have got it from the answer. Okay. I'm going to go that Art Vandelay is from Bond and that Xena Onatop, that has to be from Seinfeld. Incorrect. Xena Onatop is one of the great Bond villains. I think she's in GoldenEye or Pierce Brosnan. Is it the same as Xena the Warrior Princess?

No, but they're- Xena can't fly. I told you I'm not Xena. They're somewhat similar, like in like, I don't know, Aura. But Art Vandelay, it's funny. So, Seinfeld and Kramer are like trying to get into some apartment or scope something out and they're trying to be a bit sus and the real estate agent's like, oh, so what's the name? And he goes, oh, Art Vandelay, the blah, blah, blah, blah, you know.

Oh, my God. Or maybe he's an importer-exporter. He's like, what do you import? And he goes, things on a boat. But it's like this go-to, like, fake name. So maybe that's where the Kardashians got it from. That's where they must have got it from. Oh, I see our worlds are colliding.

Colliding. Finally. Yes, we should start a podcast. Oh, my God. Leave it in the spa. Hey, this is Holly from Les Mody in Western Australia, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout-out to a few of our champion tapions from the Patreon,

our tapers, Tony and Ryan Podcast. Laurel SF. Love to SF that. Ethan Ranzel-Levy. Excuse me. Christopher Waterman. Okay. Charles here has a little bit of editorial.

The last name is there and in brackets he's added a pronunciation, which, you know, is probably fair enough coming to us. Fair, fair. But Lotsenheiser. Charles Lotsenheiser. And I hope that you're really happy that I pronounced your name correctly. Thanks, Lotsenheiser. Because I probably would have said Lootsenheiser.

So, you know, or Loutz and Hiser or something. And if you stuffed his name up, he would have been a less than Heiser. But no, he's a Lots and Heiser. That's beautiful. Thank you. I'm a poet. And Art Vandelay. And Art Vandelay.

And Zina on a top. Thank you very much, guys. A lot of tarpers have messaged in their terrible job descriptions. Beautiful. I mean, descriptions of, like, their job. And Tony is going to guess what the job is. So, we've got five and we'll see how many out of five you get right and you can play along as well.

Amazing. The first is from Jilla. Hi, Jilla. Like the mints? Yep. Oh, you got it. Oh, my God. I forgot we were playing a game.

Sorry if I did fuck up the punchline. No, no. You know those Jilla mints? Yeah, I know, I know. With the blue lead and the white stripy box. Jilla says, I might- Is she a Jack or a Jilla? I make people smile

before shooting them. Oh, is it jiller or killer? Sometimes I flash them as well. A police officer? No. What? Controversial. Let me say it again.

No, no, no, no, no, no. School photographer school photos. I make people smile before shooting them. Sometimes I flash them as well. She is a photographer. Yes. You've editorialised and put school photography in. Well, I just think that Jillah sounds like someone

who would be a school photographer. Well, I don't know. I know her well. I don't know that she's not taking pictures in schools, but she just said photographer. Okay. One from one. Oh, that's a good one, though.

Make people smile before I shoot them. Yeah. And by the way, I wasn't thinking of a cop in like a... The less you explain, the better it is. I was actually thinking about it in like a, you know, when you shoot targets and that thing goes up, it comes back to you and you get to see where you got it. Smile.

I don't know. Sorry. I did the gun fingers as well. Sorry, everyone. Marco. Marco? Yep. Polo.

He loves exploring the world. That's his job. With his eyes closed in a pool. Fish out of water. I manage waste and recycling, promotions and sales. And they're all connected. I manage waste and recycling, promotions and sales. Sounds like Marco works in a small business.

Oh, we're a family here. All hands on deck. Everyone does everything. Everyone does everything. Waste and recycling. When you hear the answer, you're like. I mean, I don't think I can get. It's a very specific single task that is managing waste, recycling, promotions and sales.

I'm actually really stumped. I can't get out of my head working at like a recycling plant or something. But now I'm like, is it HR? Is that where you're locking in? Because you often do deal with like office things, which is like waste, recycling, hiring and firing could also be like wasting. Like wasted, like on that game. Mortal Kombat.

Grand Theft Auto, maybe I think it happens. And then you would be doing the hiring and firing and the 69ing or whatever you said. I didn't say that. What did you say? I definitely did not say that. Promotions. Sales and promotions. Yeah.

Are you locking in HR? Yeah. Yep. Ba-bam. Oh. Marco is an antiques dealer. So, you know, like Antiques Roadshow? Because sometimes it's waste or needs to be recycled,

but sometimes there's a diamond in the rough that's worth tens of thousands of dollars. Because sometimes people bring you stuff and go, oh, what's this worth? And he goes, put it in the recycling bin. Well, I've seen that on like porn. No. Excuse me? No. Don't stop that., I've seen that on like porn. No. Excuse me? No.

Don't stop that. I'm saying that. Porn stars. Yeah. You know how they go. The porn shop. Yeah. The porn shop.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they go in there and they go, yeah, I've got this Walt Disney thing from 800 years ago. What's it worth? And they go, yeah, this is from a McDonald's toy last year. Yeah. Like this is an 800 years old. Like your dad was lying to you.

You know? Jenny. That's a really good one. Yeah. One from two. Jenny. J-Lo. It's Jenny from the block. She used to have a little and now she's got a lot because she went to the antiques dealer. But you know where she came from. Yeah. I do book reviews except instead of reading lots of books, I just review the same book over and over. Huh? That's actually really hard.

I do book reviews, except instead of reading lots of books, I review the same book over and over. Maybe. Are you like a school teacher and you're like marking kids stuff all the time? No. Maybe a book reviewer, but it's always the same book. Is it like Groundhog Day and you do the same thing all the time? I'm really stumped.

The same book every time. If I tell you the book, it'll give it away. Oh, my God. You work at a restaurant and it's a menu, not a book. Nope, because it's a book review. Oh, okay. I don't know. Are you passing?

You'll fucking kick yourself. You've got to kick yourself. I'm going to lock in. Teach our book report thing. Okay. Jenny. Cam, should I say the book first or the job? Yeah, mate, can you give me a-

No, I reckon the job because the book is the answer. The book is the answer. Oh, okay. The book is the Bible. She's a pastor. Yeah, well, a vicar, but yeah. She's like just reviewing the good book over and over again. That is- She's over again. That is.

She's fucking clever. That is really good. All right, Tony, one from three. I wonder if people are beating you in the quiz. I think so. Anton. Now, this one's controversial. Hi, Anton.

And I'm going to give the gusto that it deserves. Okay. I reckon that Anton is a pest, like, evader thing. But it's called Anton's Ant Off. That's quite good. Yeah, not correct, but I love where you're headed. Yeah, great. I like to be creative. Anton says... Is that a clue? No. Anton says I teach kids how to be evil or so they say.

What? Teach kids how to be evil? Well, that doesn't sound like a real job. That sounds like cashy under the table. Very important is the last bit. Or so they say. Teach kids how to be evil. So let me rephrase just to help you out.

It's like he's being accused of teaching kids. He doesn't believe he teaches kids to be evil. I was about to say driving instructor. What the fuck? And then I was like, no, that's not it. What's something evil that people do? Teach kids how to use scissors. You're locking that in?

No. And is that a profession? I don't know. Would you need a degree for that? Teachers do it, I guess. It's part and parcel of going to school. Again, he doesn't believe it to be evil. He doesn't think it's evil.

Yeah, but people that are doing evil shit don't think it's evil. And I agree. Do you think it's evil? He doesn't think it's evil. Yeah, but people that are doing evil shit don't think it's evil. He, and I, I agree. Do you think it's evil? No. I think it's creative and I'm actually, like, impressed. I, like, maybe a debate teacher? Teach, like, kids how to, like, assert themselves and, like, form an argument? Anton? Yeah? Creates video games. Are you hiring?

Because my boyfriend would love to do that. Let me know, Anton, if you need a soundie or a fucking... All right. One from four. How clever is that, though? I am sucking dick. And that is not me being creative. I'm, like, not doing a good job.

I'm sucking dick. It's like, oh, Tony's. Yeah, sex worker, woo. Finally. Now, this is the sexiest one of all. It's me. It's Tony. No, so it's the sexiest clue.

And maybe this is another clue. And maybe the sexy profession. Shannon. Hi, Shannon. I deal with hot stuff that's soon to be really wet stuff. Hot stuff that's soon- Works at a water park. No.

Oh, like, because you know when you're really hot when you're waiting in the line and then you jump in the pool? I mean, it checks out. Yeah. But no. And I mean, if that's your answer, that's one from five. Fuck. No. You'll kick yourself when you hear it.

No, no, no. Okay. You'll figure this out. Really hot stuff that's one from five. Fuck. No. You'll kick yourself when you hear it. No, no, no. Okay. You'll figure this out. Really hot stuff that's soon to be wet. Really wet. Or when you make jewellery and you, like, smelt it and then you have to put it in the water to, like, shock it. Jewellery maker.

No. Fuck. That's a great answer. And also, like, I guess correct in what you've said, but no. Okay. Really hot, soon to be wet. When you make a lasagna and then the tray's really hot and then you put it in the dishwasher.

Okay, it's actually what you're saying is all correct, but it's the most obvious answer and you're kind of saying the answer, but you're not saying the profession. Or when you use a hair dryer and then you wet your hair. A hairdresser. No. When you... Really hot.

Think of the hottest. The sun. Close. That's the water part. Close. You're going to shit. A gardener. Because the plants get hot in the sun and then you water them.

That's not why you water them. But that does happen. Shannon is. No, I got it. Really hot. Okay. When, like, you need to cool down after you've had sex. Yes, he's a post-jizz hoser.

Like the opposite of a fluffer. Like, whoa, hose you down. You're getting too randy. You're actually close. What is it? You want to hear? Yeah. Shannon is a firefighter.

Oh. You silly girl. You know how before we were talking about when your friend's really dumb? Oh. I got to love to see it. A firefighter. Oh. I'm embarrassed.

I didn't do it. I'm more impressed with the creativity of people with their job descriptions. Oh, I thought you were going to say my creativity with my answers. I was like, thank you. Yeah, no, that's exactly what I meant. Okay. My love to see it is from Caitlin Robinson. You know how our favorite thing to say is like, oh, sorry, I'm nine years old.

Yeah. Please be patient. I'm nine years old. Caitlin Robinson, she says, I'm 34 years age. And she's like, I'm not. I'm 34 years age. She goes, I'm not like talking down about myself, but like I'm 34 and I look like I'm probably 34. Like, you know, you know, some people just, you know, they look way older or younger.

I look 34. I look 34. Yeah. Someone came to my door the other day, said, can you sign up for this new thing? Or they're selling something or whatever. Oh, classic. And Kaylin says, I'm holding my baby and my three other kids are standing behind me. Yep.

And I said, sorry, I'm not allowed. I'm a child. And the person goes, oh, all good. Have a great day. I'll come back when mum and dad are home. And she's like, I can't believe that worked. Okay, see you later, mate. I was like, I'll have to see.

Obviously, the person who was selling is just so sick of it and goes, fair, fine. Yeah, cool. I know you're going to say no anyway. I'll accept whatever excuse you've got. Maybe not that far. They just go, oh, if they're underage, I go to the next house. And she goes, I'm underage.

I went, okay. And that person just has no luck. Yeah, they didn't give a fuck. Yeah. Yeah. So she's like, I'm standing there with four kids and a baby. Oh, I'm a child. Cool, mate.

Great. That'll do. Like, good enough for me. And Caitlin says I was inspired by the sorry I'm nine years old. Yep. And I finally had a chance to wheel that out. Get the sticker. Put it on your car. Thank you. Thank you, ma'am. Love to see that.

Miranda Wees, she shared this in our Facebook group. After making a few difficult and upsetting decisions over the summer intended to better myself you know when you can't maybe break up with a shitty person um miranda says like i was going through a bit of heartbreak and decided to start planning a solo like road camping road trip camping backpacking trip um including a bunch of bucket list places i've been wanting to do it for a while

and you know when you're with someone or your group of friends or your partner or your housemate or whatever and you go, that would be so great if we did that. And they go, oh, I'm not really into that. And you go, oh, okay. And you just kind of give up on it. Miranda says, I've been wanting to do it for a while. I'll be gone for almost two weeks and I'm so happy to say that I leave in two days and couldn't be more excited

for this spontaneous solo adventure. Great. And very looking forward to having you guys on the stereo, like playing through the radio. Blasting in the stereo. While I'm living my best life. You love to see it. Love to see that.

Congratulations literally for taking the plunge and just doing it. Absolutely. I love to see that. Taking that chance and being like, yeah, I'm just going to do this. Yep. Whimsical. Awesome. Summer, she gets it.

Yes, it is. She gets it. Good on you, Miranda. Good on you. So good. Tomorrow on the show we have some confessions. These are top confessions. And hang on, let me just like open the confession here because I think it's a bit... Do you remember how I told that story about when Bridget and I were trying to have a baby how I had to like...

The cum in your pocket. The delivering of the sperm sample. Yep. Another tarpa has fallen victim to a sperm sample delivery. Say no more. And they've had to remain anonymous, not for their sake. I imagine. But for the sake of their family and for the sake of a staff member who worked at the place.

Have you just submitted this yourself? No. I'm on the record with mine. Okay. But anonymous sperm supplier will share his story tomorrow on the show. All right. Happy mine. Chat to you then.