Toni and Ryan - When Is It OK To Treat Your Dog

Episode Date: June 10, 2026

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I do talk to Pippur about French things. When we get home, I'm like, I had a croissant. Has she ever eaten a croissant? No, it's like full of butter and would be so bad for her. But you know, like how people like, if they have to put their dog down, they take it and get it like a Wendy's hot dog or something. Like, I would fucking do the hell out of that for Bipper. Have a bit of pizza, sweetheart, you know?

Have a croissant. I'm Laura from Zeno, Ohio in the US. Hey, I'm Leah from Fort McMurray, Alberta, Canada. Hi, my name is Kate, and this is Mowgli. And we're from Kansas City, USA. this podcast. Welcome to Tony and Ryan live, not really. It's a podcast.

Yeah. So we're live at the time of recording here in Sicily. Aren't they all bonjourna? Bonjonno. Are coming up the final installment of Tanalla and Riano. Will they end up together? Yep. Or will evil identical twin brother Jani ruin everything?

It's really shaping up to be a very intense time, isn't it? What will happen to find Fran from Florence who liked getting fingered in the fanny and wears a fedora? Yeah. We're going to find out. She's a nutritionist. So last night, Tubs and I were laying in bed and I was like, oh, I just like kind of feel like a bit of noise in the room. And we flick the TV on and it's just like, all in Italian, obviously. And we put this show on and I was like, oh my God.

I reckon this is Italian deal or no deal. and it was except here they call it Dill and I deal They don't call it Italian Dillon O'Dill No I've got the actual name of it It's called If this is the game I saw the other night

I'm gonna freak It might be hang on sorry I looked at up last night It's called Affari Tuoi Tui And instead of the banker Who calls with the offer

Yeah It's the doctor Doctors can do everything here. Yeah, and they play as a team. So the one that we watched last night, it was a husband and wife, like picking from the boxes.

And so they've got a range of money in euro in all of the cases. And then they also have the Paconiero, which is the black package, which has a random amount in it. And it can have anything in there from zero to 30,000 euro in it or something. This is amazing. I know. And would you believe?

And that's all you want to fall asleep to because it's seems like you would be so invested in the story. I got so invested and they had 20 euro in their box and they won 22,000. And you want to know something really cool. When they get an offer from the doctor, the host writes it on a piece of card and shows them. And then if they don't want the thing, they don't go, no deal. They put it through a shredder live.

That's fucking awesome. There's a paper shredder like built into the desk where they scare. And it goes, and everyone's like, yeah. That is awesome. And can you tell that from my very short amount of explanation just then, I already understand it better than I do Grant Denia's version. So I still think that's, I still think that might be on Grant Denia. So someone who does not speak English, your only language,

could explain it to you better than Grant Dania. Potentially. And I would love any Italians to call into this lifebook card. And let us know what they reckon. But I couldn't believe it. And I just say it was like, because obviously you don't know what they're saying. Yeah.

Oh, but you can feel the energy. The movements of what they were doing. And I was like, I think this is Italian deal or no deal. And then I googled the name. And it's like, it's basically Italian deal or not deal. And I was like,

oh my God. That is so good. It was amazing. Do you remember what channel? Because wouldn't I love to watch that later? It was just whatever. We turned it on and it was on that. So obviously,

whoever stayed in our room before us, us loved that channel and a big fan of deal or no deal. I wonder if anyone who's in Italy who doesn't speak English has seen you on deal or no deal and have the same experience the other way around. I was like, oh, they don't even have a shredder. And then we changed the check because then it went to something scary. Like it went to, you know, like an Italian Inspector Morse kind of thing. Oh, I think it's just like Italian the project.

Nah, not that scary. And then it was like, Willa de Fortuna. was Italian Wheel of Fortune and the guy who was hosting it, then it cut to an ad break and he did like six live reads in a row and he's like, this is my favorite coffee. This is my favorite soap. It's like he was the original podcaster. Yes. And then he did another one. And he's like, oh, you know what? My favorite power company only charges me blah per killer what hour. It was unbelievable. He's really doing the most. Yeah. So I really feel like I've mingled with the locals last night. Right. That is so good. Watching some local TV.

That is incredible. Maybe we should just play Italian deal or no deal for the rest of this episode. Just go, oh, we'll come back. I've got some normal or nars. Thanks for sending these in. There's a thread in the Tony and Ryan Facebook group. Amazing. Campaigning that espresso martinis be recognized as a breakfast beverage.

Oh, normal. Tapa Colleen asked normal or nah. People drink mimosas and bellinis at brunch. Espresso martini is mostly espresso. So I've been talking up amongst friends and family. They are not on board for it with breakfast. It feels strange to me. It does always that it's like an, how do you say,

aperitif? Appertif, yeah. Is that right? And that it's supposed to be like, you know, after you eat dinner or whatever, I'll be up all night. I'll be bouncing off the walls. Oh my God.

You know, the poor man's cocaine, isn't it? You have three espresso martinis. You see it all the next week. No poor man is buying three espresso martinis. really fucks me off when um you because an espresso martini is expensive right like it's an expensive cocktail and it takes a long time for them to make it so i understand why it costs more yeah and that when you go up there if the bar is busy they give you that look like if you ask for an espresso martini they don't like that however i'm not paying the amount for an espresso martini to be

pulled from a tap so the pre-mixed When you get an espresso martini and it's expensive, I go, okay, I'm paying for you to brew fresh coffee and I'm paying for the time for you to make it. Like, I get it.

I'm, if it's from a tap, I'm not paying for those parts of the recipe. What about in a pre-mixed can? I would drink that for, like I would buy, I was supposed to say J.B. Hi-Fi.

I'd buy that from Dan Murphy's. Yeah. But like, if that's what comes at a restaurant or in a bar or something, a fucking auto fortiro, put that through the shredder. No, dear. No deal.

So I was in a club once and I saw this. And this is like, keep in mind inflation when I was fucking 18. Yeah. It said cock sucking cowboys. Yep. $2 a shot. What's a cock sucking cowboy?

Or like a Bailey's plus some. It's a barley's and caramel something, isn't it? Something liqueure and a butterscotch or something. It's fucking delicious. Or maybe that's what's in it, Charles? It's got butterscotch snaps and Bailey. Irish cream. Yeah.

Yeah. So it's a milky one. So we roll in and they go three dollar shots or two dollar shots and we just went. Be rude not to. Yeah. Totally. So I go, it's never ever in my time since turning 18.

So you guys would be the same. It's never been cheap to drink. Oh. I went to a place where it was. I'm all post tax. Before 10pm at this bar called 7 in Melbourne. it was 50 cent beers because it was one of those places

that got busy at 1am and they've obviously gone we got to get people in all right we open at 8 until 10 it's 50 cent beers so I walked in and was like hey uh is there a catch is it true 50 and she goes no it's 50 cent beers

and I was like great here's 20 bucks I'll have 40 beers please and she goes and I was like nah yeah I didn't get here at 801 for no fucking reason yeah yep

stop pouring. No, I've never. And me and my friends rolled in and just like, yeah. And then it gets to 10 o'clock and the cool people start turning up. And we're like, but you're fucking sideways. Where's the talk to you?

Shit. Like, where's the what? Where's the taxi rang? Because I've got to get the fuck home. What do you think I said? Taco truck. I'd take one of those. Yeah.

Yeah. But yes, we walk in and we order the cock sucking cowboys and we go, fuck, they're going to make shots. They're only two bucks. Whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Well, great.

We'll get 12 for those. Thanks, bud. This guy pulls out. a sack of pre-mixed cock-sucking cowboy and just does the little like... Like a goon sack. A goon sack. A bladder. A bladder of coxswain and just goes...

And I was like, oh, well, I mean, yeah, the effort is zero. Like, you're just... And then I felt like I'd paid too much. Yeah. Because I'm like, I could have bought the sack for 12 bucks. I was about to say, yeah, are you selling the sacks in bulk? Would you get that from Costco? I reckon they've bought a sack for eight bucks and they've gone, cool.

50 shots in that. They're making 100. I was like, no, it's clever. Yeah, well done. But yeah, I've never been old,

like I've, since I've been 18, it's always been expensive. It's always been really expensive. Have you ever tossed the boss? No, but you've talked about that before.

Have you ever tossed the boss, Charles? No, so you order your drinks. Oh, yes, you have. You order your drinks and it's important. You need to like lock in your order and they make it. And then,

do you see my stuff? I did, yeah. It was, blittle, remember the peach snaps. Yeah. And then the barman goes heads or tails. And if you get it right, enjoy your drinks, they're on the house.

And if you don't, you just pay the price. So it's not double. No, it's just regular bar price. Yeah, yeah. So there's nothing to lose. Yeah, and I think this was a club where it's similar, it probably got busy later. And in one bar, that was the toss the boss bar till 11 or something. Yeah.

But you just, it's so much fun. That does sound fun. Yeah. And then you kind of don't mind going up for the round. Yeah, it's fun. Your friends don't need to know whether you paid for it or not. Yeah. Where it gets crazy is because we're 18, 19.

when you don't have any money and you make your order and you go hopefully I'm all in like if this doesn't come up I don't actually know what I'm going to do See I would never though Yeah

and they go oh there it is cool mate 22 bucks and you go fuck Yeah Has anyone got any money Double or nothing I'll pay 44 if you let me toss again And you just keep tossing Yeah

till there's nothing left Um Normal or nah from Leah Hi Leah. We do hardly know her. Yelling at your dogs in their native language when they're naughty or when they ignore you. Tapa Leah asks, is this normal or nah?

I have a German shepherd and an Australian cattle dog. When they stop listening, I switch accents to show that I'm serious. It's the dog equivalent of full naming. For example, if you had a naughty friend. French bulldog, they might say, uh, um, Bonjour,

my friends, oh, people, stop barking. So I had to just get into the vibe. Uh, if you had an Italian

greyhound. Oh, the opposite of sea. No, he don't depart. An American pit bull. Hey, stop barking.

The show, not doing this. Hey, stop barking. You're an American, Hey, I'm barking here. Uh,

what about a Puerto African pit bull. Mr. World War! Can we check if he's from Puerto Rico? If I find out he's from Canada, I'm going to be pissed. He's from Canada. He's from London. Where's he from?

He's from America. Oh. Australian sheep dog. Oh, good. I'm coming. Is this normal or no? I've never thought of it before. though I do talk to Pippa about French things.

So I have a French quarter. Just things. But like if we get croissant, like if we're going out and I get like a ham and cheese croissant, when we get home, I'm like, I had a croissant. Like I tell her like she. Do you know them? Have you met them?

And I just think that she'd be interested. Is she? Yeah, I think so. She likes it. that she'd like her. You're from France. You like croissons? You're a fan of that.

Has she ever eaten a croissant? No. Would you give her one? No. Why not? No, because it's like full of butter and would be so bad for her. It would be bad for any dog, but like, because she's so... I haven't meant anyone French that doesn't like lots of butter.

No, I know, but because she's so little. There is very little, like... Of anything of her. Yeah, and there's like very little wiggle room of her weight. being like, like from her being like a healthy weight for her body structure to like deathly, terribly bad news. Because then they get problems with their back and stuff. So we've got to be really straight.

We don't give her actually anything nummies. Would you treat her one day to some vegime and butter on toast? Wouldn't that be a treat? No, I would give her something that she, I would give it like, you know how. They don't know how the real people are eating out there. You know how like, take a break from the salmon and the pork belly or whatever you normally have. She doesn't have a fork, really. But you know, like, how people, like, if they have to put their dog down,

like they take it and get it like a Wendy's hot dog or something. Like, I would fucking do the hell out of that for Bipper. I'd be like, here's all the food that whenever we're eating on the couch you can't have. Here's a cab. Have a bit of pizza, sweetheart, you know? Have a croissant. That's the time when I would be like, girlfriend, like, enjoy. So the time to start living is when you're dying.

For a little doggy. Yeah. Because until then, we've got to keep her as healthy as possible. so that that day is as far away as possibly possible. So true. Yeah. Finally, Tapa Lydia. Hi, Lydia.

Feeling the weight of copied text in your hand until you can paste it. Oh, my God. Yes, heavy as the head. When I copy something, I can feel it. It's heavier. It's like if I swap tabs on the computer, I'm like, I'm still holding this thing. It's in your, yes. Yes.

before. If I never paste it, I feel weird for a long time. Like I'm carrying it around with me. Yeah. Or you know if you paste something by accident and that's from like the day before and you go, I'm sorry. Like you feel guilty that it was just like hanging over you. It's like stuck in your bag all overnight.

Yeah. You know when you open your backpack and you find some shorts and you go, oh, sorry. Do you know the visual that that gives me like a fish that's being caught out of water? And it's like, like, it can't breathe because it's not underwater. And the words to me are like a fish trying to breathe through its gills, but they're on land. And you know, the second that you pace them, they're like back in the water and like, and they're all good.

Straight away. Yeah, but like, same. Do you know what I mean? That Lydia, I've never been able to put words to it. But as soon as I read this, I was like, yes. I feel so much guilt. What are you carrying right now?

The other day I did cry about the thought of all the trapped water in the world. It made me really like, because if you're trying, do you know how we were talking off air about like someday mentally we have like fragile days and sometimes we like feeling a bit stronger. What, how would you have described that day? I'm trying to ask us as a supportive thing. No, no. I think I was feeling really sensitive about something and then I was.

Yeah, I was talking. here come the waterworks. I was talking to talk about the water cycle. Which water cycle? Like the water cycle. Like the rain comes down, it goes into the waterways, then it evaporates, it goes into the clouds and it comes back down through the thing. But any water that is trapped is held hostage away from that water cycle

because if you throw out a water bottle with half an inch of water in it, it can't ever go back into the system. It's not like a finite amount of water that can kind of keep doing that cycle. And the more that we take away and desalinate and then bottle and then it gets thrown out, it can't ever go back into like the water community. So what's happening with all of that? When you say water community, are they running a Patreon up there? No, like just the water cycle.

It wants to be with the other water, but it can't be because. And this brought you the tears? Trapped water. It made me really sad. Danielle is nodding. She knows what I'm talking about. Did you see some trapped water? water and like, no, we were talking about the water cycle.

I can't be any more clear than that. We're talking about the water cycle. I just don't know how that comes up. Well, you've got to hang out with smarter people. Get on my level, bro. Catch up, dog. Catch up. Or evaporate, as they say, in my circle.

In the water community. Which part of the water cycle do you feel at one with? I hate, I hate that you already have an answer. You've all, this isn't the first time you've thought about this. And that is the worst part of all of it. I was like, here's a random question that no one's ever asked. And you're like, well, here's.

Charles is about to pass away. I go back and forth because I think about this. Yeah. So what are you torn between? Okay. So I am torn between two because one feels, one feels like, Okay. One feels like the most obvious answer for me personally.

There is no. No, no. And that would be to be in the body of water. But I think that I'm post-evaporation pre-rain. You're a cloud. In the cloud. Is retaining all that knowledge? I think so.

I think that's where I am. I don't think it's like the choice I want to make, but I think that I've got like a responsibility. But I will say, as we all know, you cycle through all of them. but that's where I think I spend the most time. Now, with a sound, can you describe the feeling of being in a body of water? Yep.

And now can you describe evaporating and floating up to the sky? And now can you give us the sound of being a cloud and floating in the air? And now can you give us the sound of falling from the sky to the ground to your death? But there's no death because it's a cycle and you go back into the body of water. You're assuming they land. in water. What if they were laying on concrete? No, no, no.

It's not about landing in water, but all water ends up back. So true. Even if you're on a sidewalk, then when the sun comes out, it evaporates back up. And that's what I think. Did you do the water cycle as a kid? Because like in. No, you're laughing. But genuinely, it's like one of the things you learn about in like society and

environment or whatever. Yeah. I've never learned about any of this. I think what scares. That is crazy. I think what scares me about the water cycle is that I imagine. the rain is terrifying because you're falling from the sky. No, but don't you think it would be freeing that you're coming back down to earth?

Because it's somewhere you've been before. I don't like heights. Yeah, but the water has a memory and it knows that there is safety in below because then eventually it will return to the sky. Maybe this is why I toned out. So I just can't believe that you didn't learn about, did you learn about like the importance of the waterways and like, like that kind of stuff?

No. That's crazy. The ports of the waterways. Like rivers and shit? Yeah. And like... Go hi, welcome to class. Rivers flow and you go cool.

But they don't always. This is the whole thing. Well, there wouldn't be a river. It would just be still. It would be a lake. No. It'd be a tributary. No, it would be nothing.

And that is what a drought is. I can't believe he didn't learn about this in like S&E. I don't know what that is. Like, what's the site environment? Like SOS? Yeah. Yeah. They're all the same thing.

S-O-S-E. I think SOS is studies of society and environment. Yeah, there you go. But S-N-E is just society environment. No, never. Or maybe I didn't. It just really did not stick. I think it's part of the Australian curriculum.

It evaporated from my brain. Yeah, well, let it fall back down. I'm Laura from Zini, Ohio in the US. Hey, I'm Leah from Fort Worth, Moray, Alberta. Canada. Hi, my name is Kate and this is Mowgli and we're from Kansas City, USA and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. A massive shout-out to a few of our champion TARP is over at our Patreon.

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We might do that or we, but there'll be some kind of water sports. I think there's lots of, yeah, activities there. Like when you guys were there, you did the jet ski. Torbs and I tried to do that with the cyclone of it all. Yeah. You should have a big wave surfing. Catch a cyclone in.

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swan dog swanidoo all right now it is time for the final installment of tonella and Riano last time in Porto Tapu two people were lied to

a child was introduced and a fine fiancé named Fran who wears a fedora and whose fanny Riano fingers in Florence is about to get a phone call Riano is out of credit Rich Charles is not

Rihano picks up the phone and dials Francesca's number Francesca, chow I have some news and I'm not sure how to tell you Who is this? It's me, Rihano But Riano's right here with me in Florence I'm not sure who this is

But don't call this number again Cachon Rihanna Can't sure that Francesca is about to hang up Wait, wait, wait Is he wearing a hat? Yes, it's no for him But it's working for me It's really working.

It's like he's gotten significantly more attractive over the last 24 hours. We're really hanting off. Do you get it? Hitting it off, but with a hat. Get it? Motherfucker. Who is this? Riano quickly hangs up the phone and stares at Tonella and Charles in disbelief.

What happened? It's out of time. Rich Charles, go get yourself a page boy suit. Mama and Papa are getting married. Tonella, get Georgia Young from Georgie Young Kishua to get a dress ready. Oh, Wierce, why? Rihano gets down on one knee. I'm going to suck me off, right?

Are you? No, Tonella, I am proposing. What's an Italian gal I got to do to get a socked offer here? We just call it gal here. Tonella Lovella, I love you. Will you marry me? Large screams of yes were heard right across the town. Yes!

Yes! Yes! Riano slips the ring onto Tonella's finger, and they stared deeply into each other's eyes. What about Francesca and her family in Florence that you lack a finger? She'd be fine, that, France. She's got a new man. He looks like me, but wears a hat.

She's about to start a new shop in a bridal shopping, Queens. Oh, a good for hair I've never stopped thinking about Porto Toto Tapo I said Pop-Tarts I've never stopped thinking about Porto Tapo I've never stopped thinking about

Pop-Tarts I've never stopped thinking about you I love you, Tonela I can't believe it Sorry I love you too Rihano No But another child

in me. That was the last line. End. End. Wow. Whoa. Wow. So what words did you think

would be the last five words? Put your rod in here. Unfortunately, it was now put another Charles in me. Put another Charles in me. So I got the putt. Yeah. Yeah. And the me.

Yeah. So just to recap, Tonella and Riano end up together. Thank God. And true love is. Yeah. Charles has a mother and a father in the house, a mama and a papa. Amazing.

And just to confirm, that sneaky, sneaky Johnny. Yeah, where's Johnny? Oh, where's Johnny? No, but like, do you know where he is? Oh, with Fran Fine. Yeah. Yeah. Because she couldn't even tell the difference.

He just had a hat now. But he's with, he's with Fran Fine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. In Florence. Yeah. Fingering her family.

Yeah. Yeah. But she's going to move to Queens to open up a bridal store. Yeah. Yeah. And something about a fedora. Yeah. But wow, what a ride.

I just, I feel like Anita say something. Well, to people that are watching that are listening, do they know about acting? Because. We're reading scripts the whole time. Over the last week, like, we were acting. And acting is just pretending. So I just want everyone to know that we would, we were acting, acting. We're not getting married.

Charles doesn't have a mama and a papa. Oh, well, he does. That is huge news to Charles. Yeah, sorry, we should have taken you to a donut king for that. It's actually huge news to Charles's parents as well. Yeah, Katie and Matt, they're wondering what's going on. Shout out. I didn't read out their email, Charles.

but fantastic acting absolutely incredible writing from um daniela and riano fantastic job should we pitch it to Netflix i already have what they say um it will i pitch it to Italian Netflix and they said you know what we call on you um do you have you love to see it to finish off the week i do and I think I should go maybe I should go second okay Do you want me to go? I can go fast. No, because mine's great. This is from Gareth Roberts. Hi, Gareth Roberts.

It's been 10 years since I last competed in Taekwondo, but I've restarted the fucking blog and got back in the ring. Fuck yeah. I won an award at the Welsh Open and I kicked a heavyweight British champion in the head. Don't you love to see it? Is that good? I guess. If it wasn't with the context of the taekwondo, maybe not.

Like my love to see is I kick some kid in the head. Yeah. And good job. Sure. Yeah. But I just love, similar to earlier this week when we were talking about joining the soccer team, he was just like, yeah, been out of the ring for a decade, but I just loved it, want to get back in there. Fuck yeah.

And I, just to lay it down. Yeah. Restarting the blog is the same as starting the blog. Oh, absolutely. So you've fallen off the wagon. I haven't done that for a bit. I haven't had time. Yeah.

Next year's, whatever it is, still fucking counts. Love to see. Was it Colleen earlier this week who. rejoined the soccer team. It was Dawn. Oh, Dawn. Sorry, Colleen. Was pitching for espresso martinis to be back for two legends.

Two legends. Two legends. That I care about very much and are very close to my heart. Yeah. Yeah, but you know, like Dawn getting fucking started again. Yeah. That's awesome. Absolutely.

Every day has its dawn. Will you go Dawn on me? You know my favorite band from the American Pie soundtrack? Dawn McLean? No, three Dawns down. Oh. Dawn McLean would have also been great. Don McLean sings the song American Pie.

Are you joking? Yeah. That is the craziest coincidence. Yeah, I get it. But the movie American Pie, the song is by three doors down. Yeah, it's not, it's Blink 12. The soundtrack. I think they have, it's, yeah.

Charles, Google three doors down, American Pie. They might have a song on there, but Blink 1382 probably have more. Oh, we had more. Fuck. Nah. No. Google. If I go crazy man, will you still call me Superman?

How how more was the song you said? Be like that. If I could be like that. That is a good song. Oh, Be Like That was in the American Pie soundtrack. Suck my Italian sausage. Was in it? So it was Blink 1-82. Yeah.

And that's okay. I actually my love to see it is actually an award for the best joke of the trip because something happened and I laughed so hard that I thought I was going to go in a cardiac arrest and Charles heard me laughing from his room I laughed so hard. Is this what I think of it? Yes. The other night, so just down from where we're staying there's like, this is like really busy walkway. It's like the center of town that we're staying such a great spider than fucking you. This is so funny.

At one of the restaurants, they have like these guys playing the guitar and you could kind of hear it like wafting through and you can hear it. No, no. Sorry. Who's telling the fucking story? Go on. You can hear these people playing guitar and it's kind of softly wafting through the town

and it's quite beautiful and relaxing. And then all of a sudden, one of them starts playing a saxophone and not only is it very good but it's quite a different vibe from the guitar like the guitar kind of sounds quite chill and relaxed and then it's like I would say the guitar sits in

like it was crazy and to our group chat after this fucking saxophone's been going for like 10 minutes to our group chat Ryan just texts I'm so sorry it's me playing the saxophone

bothering in my bed, like crying, laughing. I just thought it was so fucking funny. So huge ups to you because it was the funniest thing I've ever heard. It was better than the Mamma Mia joke. Yes. Damn it. Yeah. It was just so hilarious.

Like, and I, yeah, it just sent me into oblivion. Maybe I did. Because I just texted that and it went off. You nearly died and I just carried on with my day. But I was like howling with laughter. Like you can ask Torbs when you see him later. Genuinely, I was like beside myself. That's made my day.

Yeah, it was so funny. So congratulations. I didn't realize we were doing joke of the trip. Well, we weren't. But then I saw that and I was like, well, there's a very clear winner. At the Guinness factory, they said our beer has hops in it. And Tony said, hops on this duke. And this old lady just looked at her.

We were on the tour. And this lady just goes. And you know what? She's not the judge of comedy. No. She's not my normal audience. That was extremely funny. Thank you so much.

And the timing, being on a guided tour in a very busy tourist area. Yeah. Phenomenal. Yeah. Thank you so much. Phenomenal. I mean, genuinely, I will never ever live up to, am I bothering people playing the sex fine? Like, I just, it was so funny.

Sorry, is that bothering anyone? Like, just off the dome, but just so funny. Do you remember five years ago when we were in Dublin on this trip two weeks ago? That is actually wild, I. Yeah. I remember it vaguely. On Monday, we're going to a small town called Melbourne, Australia. Yeah.

Do you still tell you, totally? Sounded like me in the bathroom after having that pizza. That's not the joke of the trip. That's the choke of the trip. That could be a, we do a joke and a choke. Like when we do. Rosenthorne. Yeah.

All right. Okay. Thanks for coming to Sicily with us. We are moving here given the tax credits for Sardinia. Sardinia Oh, before I move there, I'll mail it And see you Monday We love you

Bye Will I get this hat Back through customs Oh yeah Well I go sorry Mr Dunn You seem to be a different person Sorry, we've got to ask what here for a Johnny That was my birth name

Miss Goosey Bye