Toni and Ryan - When we were THREE

Episode Date: August 14, 2024

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Welcome to the Tony O'Brien podcast! We are a metal podcast and I don't think we get enough credit for that. Yeah. And I feel like the metal society disses us as like some comedy podcast, but we are about hardcore metal. We're the Nickelback of podcasts. Of metal podcasts. Yes.

I saw Nickelback do a cover with Hardy, who's like a country singer who's got like a flirtation of metal in him a flirtation yeah wow someone's been reading thank you that's beautiful yeah now where should I try to pronounce this name they've explained how to say it and it doesn't help me Zamiakai. Zamiakai. Not quite. Fuck. How do we say it?

Zamiakai. Zamiakai. That is a beautiful name. Now I know how to say it. No, Ryan said there's a pronunciation that hasn't helped me at all and so we thought we'd just let you tell him yourself, Zemeiakai. Thank you. Now, what's your last name? Dun.

Dun. Just like me. Bit of a switch there, isn't there, from Zemeiakai? Yeah. What's the origin of both those names? I mean, that comes from the family name, obviously Zemea Kai, my mum made it up Oh

How cool I'm literally the only person with that name My mum apparently made it up as a kid Named her dolls that growing up And then had her first child It was like, your name's Zemea Kai. So you're not the only person with that name because all those dollies are called Zemea Kai.

All those dolls, true. I'm the only living person with that name then. Have you seen Toy Story? Have you murdered your dolls? Now, what kind of car do you drive? A Jimny. A Zemea car. A Zamea car. A Zamea car.

The fact that there's a Dunny in a Jimny. And it's not you. Is that really cutting you dead? It's really fucked me off. Yeah. Oh, sorry. Luke, the episode you did where you were going over the process of getting the quote for a Jimny, I resonated so deep with me.

I was just sitting there getting PTSD and I was like, I remember this. How funny! It's a universal Jiminy experience. They make you work hard for it. It costs to be cool. They really do. Dunny, will you approve today's podcast? I will definitely

approve today's podcast. Hi, this is Zameh Akai from Brisbane and I approve this podcast. 48 hours to go until our party. Wow. Wow, wow, wow. And if you want to hear Tony doing that. Live. Live on the dance floor, baby.

Cutting shapes. This Saturday, 2pm. I'm going to keep doing it. Our next clue coming up today about where our third birthday party is. Yeah. And also to celebrate the podcast's third birthday, we're going to take a trip down memory lane and you're going to get to know three-year-old Tony Lodge because Sister Libby has sent some notes through.

Good. And Mandy, my mum, has provided some information as well from when I was three. Amazing. My mum wasn't available to do it, so my sister did it, stepped in. But I dare say that our dear old Liz may make a cameo today. Aw. Yeah.

That's nice. Like in memory. Yeah. Not like. She walks in. Surprise! Oh, my God. I would die.

Literally. Just say straight away. How annoying would that be, though? She's like, I came back from the dead and now you're. Yeah. Yeah. True, true, true. Like I was there the whole time waiting. like, I came back from the dead and now you're. Yeah, true, true, true. Like I was there the whole time waiting.

You could have done that. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. Anyway, let's do Normal or Nah. Don't you hate it when you just miss something? Yeah. Sheep's in the night.

What's that Gwyneth Paltrow movie? Sliding Doors. Yeah. Shallow Hell. Iron Man. Normal or Nah, thanks for submitting these in the Tony and Ryan Facebook group I'm trying to think of another

Gwyneth Paltrow movie the goop documentary I just kept thinking you goofers are steamed vagina candles what other movies has she been in

she's been in fucking shit loads she's been in heaps of stuff I just feel like it's all, like, different time, eh? Yeah. Shallow Hell? Oh, James already said that.

Shame. How embarrassing. Oh, my God. Seven. What? What's in the box? You know that movie? The Talented Mr. Ripley, Siding Doors, which we already said.

Emma. Are we just saying names now? She was in Glee. What? Like a cameo. They did cameos and stuff. I don't know. Or was she the teacher, the PE teacher, the tall blonde one?

No, that's Jane Lynch. Don't you fuck off. I was getting there, Sophie. But did she not play the- She went to say Jane Lynch and I already had on too. Did she not play the role of Jane Lynch? No. No, no, no.

The character's called Sue Sylvester. Yeah, so she plays Jane Lynch and I already had on to her. Does she not play the role of Jane Lynch? No, I don't know. The character's called Sue Sylvester. Yeah, so she plays Jane Lynch playing Sue Sylvester. Oh, my God. Ryan, we forgot about the biggest one. Titanic. Goldmember. What if Eldridge is in Goldmember? The fake Austin Powers movie right at the beginning

and she plays Felicity Shagwell and Tom Cruise is Austin Powers. Yeah. Spoilers if you haven't seen it. I didn't realise how huge that was until now that they had the fake one and it was Tom Cruise. Yeah, and then it's like Steven Spielberg being like, yeah, what do you think about the movie? And then like the real Austin Powers is like, yeah, you know,

could use some work. I remember that. That's incredible. I should watch Austin Powers more. Watch Goldmember again because, I mean, that's just a great choice. Candice Wells was sent through a normal on that. I'm sorry, we still aren't. Yeah.

Yeah. Should we just do a whole episode? I was going to say dedicated to Gwyneth Paltrow, but I think we've used all the- That's all the gear we had, yeah. Candice Wells. At age 16, I realized not everyone flushes their leftovers down the toilet.

Did anyone else think that was normal? Is that a euphemism for poo? No, no, no. Oh, just fucking shitting out my leftovers. Yeah. Oh, that's right. That's right. But say you haven't finished your meal.

Instead of scraping it into the bin or the sink, you just take them to the toilet and then you just flush it away. Candice says we flush pasta, soup, vegetables flushable stuff not steaks we're not crazy oh yeah well that would be out of this world yeah um that's fucked and weird yeah so then in a restaurant we like no i'll take care of it take all your plates into the bathroom well ladies can i tell you the plate no they go yeah they're probably taking it to the toilet probably take it to the toilet that is weird. That is so strange. What did she say when she was 16?

She realised? She stayed at her friend's house and goes, why are you guys putting it in the bin? Compost? Hardly know her. Does it even work? Strangely, my mind went there as well. That's the way I said it.

Yeah, I saw your head go like this. Compost? Yeah. Compost up. That's fucked. Next one. Bree. Oh, I love cheese.

Ask normal or nah. When you're getting your nails done, does anyone else desperately try to not hold the hand of the nail tech? Turns out someone in the team does. I just spent the whole time stressing about it because you're like touching, but you can't like just hold their hand. Am I insane or overly anxious? Or is this something every other nail painter getter feels?

Normal, 100%. Pass me your hand, Ryan. So what happens is like especially when they're doing the thumb, they're holding it like that. And then, yeah, naturally, naturally your hand curls around theirs. And then you go, and then you go too far the other way and your fingers bend back in time. And then you're offending them like, oh, I can't have my hand too close to yours.

You're doing nail tech. Yeah. Like, oh my God. And then you're like, I'm being offensive. So then you go halfway back around just in case. That's my favorite part is when we held hands. Yeah, that was, yeah. That wasn't even a real normal or not.

He just wanted me to do that, yeah. I loved it. Normal or not, us kissing. For example, when you're, oh. Yeah. Normal or not, kissing your nail tech. Oh, so we need to. I want everyone to know that when life gets a bit overwhelming,

Tony Lodge will give me just a little five-second hand massage and it is delightful. I do do that. Yeah. I'm a good friend. Yeah. Gave you a nice bit of head the other day as well. You heard me.

Like real firm through the head and the neck. I was face down on the couch. Normally it's me. And Tony just ran her fingers through and it was nice. But then you fisted my hamstring. Yeah, you liked that though. But when you tighten the glutes, it was a real like, oh. Yeah.

Can you just do that hand thing again real quick? Yeah, a little bit of a hand. Know how you do that? I can't do it from. Because it's in there. Oh, yeah. In your little like. Thumb groove.

Your hand thigh. Yeah. The thigh of the thumb. The thigh of the hand. That's what that is. The thigh of the thumb. And then that is like the chicken breast of the hand. What do you reckon the other bits are?

There's the beak. Oh, my God. You love to see it. Mabel knows monkeys, crocodiles, and elephants, and she makes sounds. Because you're doing that hand thing. She knows that a crocodile goes. That is so sweet. And she also does. Because you're doing that hand thing. She knows that a crocodile goes. That is so sweet. And she also does.

Should we call her? No. She got a phone already. But we called her because you can go, hey, Mabel, what's the elephant do? And she goes. That is very cute. I love her so much.

She's the best. Speaking of the best, the best normal or Nara? Now, this is a big call. Normal or Nara? I'm not a normal. Esty Anderson is bringing the gold again. And I feel like every couple of weeks Esty rolls in and just drops some gold in here.

So thank you, Esty. Working full time for us now. Does anyone else call a business by phone simply because they're unsure on how to pronounce the name? There's a new gym down the road and my husband and I were debating how to pronounce it. So you just a new gym down the road and my husband and I were debating how to pronounce it. So you just kind of call them and then they answer and then you go,

oh, nothing, it's all good. Oh, I've never done that. So nah for me, but like it's smart. Can you call? Call who? Oh, hello. Who am I calling? Who am I calling?

Who am I calling? We don't know because you don't know how to pronounce it oh say bring bring bring bring hello chimpanzee fitness how can we help you what did they think it was that's obviously a great pun what did they where was the question in how that was pronounced it was actually a long story I believe they were debating it because they thought it was something and then they heard their neighbour mention it and they both went, have we been saying this wrong the whole time? Oh, chimpanzee. That's amazing.

Give me a call. Bring, bring. Hello, Jim and Tonic. Nah, chimpanzee is much better. Bring, bring. Hello. Sorry, I'm spending my whole day on the fucking phone. Flex in the city.

I like flex in the city. Oh, no, I've got one. You call me. Bring, bring. Hello, dumbbell and dumbbell-a. Dumbbell-a Bella Dumberella story Hi this is Zamanca And you're listening to Tony and Ryan

A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. I'm absolutely love to see. I'm just actually quite sore from the gym last night. I was throwing around the Nesquik ball. That is a ball. You could have destroyed some actually pretty important shit just then. Sorry about that. A massive shout out to a few of our champion tapas over at our Patreon. You absolutely love to see it.

Em, thank you so much. Chloe Marie, Jazz Gip, Kim O'Keefe, Nick B, and Brodie Roberts. Thank you so much for being part of it. We can't make the pod without you, so it makes our life. Now, somewhere in the world. Somewhere. In the world. This Saturday, 2 p.m.

And remember, the world, not the universe. Not on Mars. We Saturday, 2 p.m. And remember, the world, not the universe. Not on Mars. We're staying on Earth. Yep. We're throwing a party. There has been chat about whether the food will be included. Well, yeah. We can neither confirm nor deny until we know how many people find us.

Well, and also there's like a bit of logistics chat as well about that as well, which maybe as we get closer to the thing so that I don't fuck anything up. But basically it's after lunch and it's before dinner so you can feed yourselves like perfectly normally as you would on the weekend. That's not up to us. And maybe we'll discuss the amount of people that can come maybe tomorrow. Well, the place. Because I'm just going to keep fucking.

I can't. I actually. I'm just going to keep fucking. I can't. I actually. She's just going to keep fucking. Right now, I can't talk to anybody because I keep almost doing it. Because I'm really excited as well. So I'm like, oh, I want to talk about. The thing is about having a you have to find a party. What did you call me?

Is that trying to book a tavern if you If Is that a university? Five people turn up or five. It's hard to know what to book for because we don't know. And obviously. That's why we're nervous about. We don't want like

your 21st of November to turn up but we also there's capacity on the place. The place. So there's actually like it's getting early, I would suggest, because if lots of people find us, like not everyone can come in. Not everyone can come in. It depends. Yeah. No, but like that's and that's not up to us,

but we had to have it at a place so that people could come and find us. But do you know what I mean? Yeah, I'm just trying not to talk because of the- No, I know. So it's like a little bit of logistics chat, but without telling you what it is. So it's like quite hard. Speaking of hard, Tony's got a clue for you

and I don't think it's going to help. Okay. No, I reckon it will. The clue for day four is George clooney's 2009 rom-com we did gwyneth paltrow before we're doing george clooney now um and i think that's going to be really helpful i think that's i i really like people all of a sudden going to be like, oh, it's in bang. And they'll walk in the door. And they'll walk.

They're waiting for us already. They've just heard that and they're like, oh, I'm already here. What's the capacity? There is also in the Facebook group a picture of us from the TV yesterday. Yeah, a little bit of a clone. I'd say this is a better clue than whatever that was. No. Not as creative.

Not as thank you. Maybe helpful. But I think it's still like it gives you the same, but the one that's in Facebook gives you a bit more. But they're about the same information. Yesterday we were on the TV from. If you want to find out, you can join the Facebook group, I feel. Or...

I need them to know which post they're looking for. They'll know. They'll know. If you can crack the code on George Clooney's 2009 rom-com. The point is, if they can't, this will help. No, but if you can crack that, you'll know what post we're talking about. And that's how clues work. Because it's the one at the international departure terminal

of the Melbourne airport. Oh, just say where it fucking is. Well, that's where it's not. Because we'll be leaving the airport. You know what I mean? But not necessarily. Maybe we flew back in and that was all a decoy. Oh, no.

What are those viewing flights like antarctica when you just get on they kind of just come back yeah yeah you don't have to go through customs for that do you if you fly over antarctica no well remember when i flew to perth and it was technically an international flight because they were flying on to fucking one of their direct flights And so it ended up being like the connection from Melbourne to Perth. I had to go through customs and I had to take my passport and stuff. I had to go through customs in Perth as well. You're like, I've got this great flight. Why do I have to get there seven hours in advance? Yeah, but it was a huge plane though and there was like no one on it.

So I got a great seat. The food was awesome because it was an international flight. I got a little blanket. It was a huge plane though and there was like no one on it. So I got a great seat. The food was awesome because it was an international flight. I got a little blanket. It was great. It was actually awesome except, you know, the fuck around of having to go on an international flight to, you know, get to my nephew's birthday. So considering we were at the international terminal,

did you have your passport? Can't say. No, we might just be going to Perth because apparently. Right. Third birthday chat. Third birthday chat. No, we might just be going to Perth because apparently. All right. Third birthday chat. Third birthday chat. Now, Tony's sister Libby has sent through some information about when Tony was three.

And I don't know what she sent me. So this is when you were the same age as the podcast is. That's so weird. It is weird. Libby says, Tony was a real water baby. She loved the water. Wet for life. She always wanted to be in the pool and swam all the time.

She spent most of her free time in the water and she didn't mind reminding us that she had her bronze medallion. I'm free. That's how advanced I am. That's how advanced I am. Tony desperately wanted to have a yellow and pink bathing suit because she loved the yellow so much because she loved the show Madeline. Now here is a photo. Guys, everything I've ever told you is all, like, true. Isn't that crazy?

I'm about to show Tony this photo of Tony because Tony hasn't seen this, I don't think, for probably 25 years. I haven't seen any baby photos of me for a really long time. This is when you were three and you were wearing the yellow and pink bathing suit. I fucking remember the bathing suit she was talking about. Now, the photographer has done you dirty because back in the day there isn't like a, you know what I mean?

Like you just develop and there's not like, oh, hang on, go again. Yeah, there's a bit of a finger over the lens or something. No, it's just the, I mean, they could have asked you to smile because there's little Tony in a pink and yellow. And I had a fringe. Yep. Yeah, you did. It's a bit wet, obviously.

I love those bathers so much because the little skirt on them I thought was hell fancy. I felt like a gymnast. I have another picture of you here with a lovely lady. Who's that? That's my mum. Oh, my God. Look at my mum's hair, you guys.

She's so fucking, that's so sick, that hair. And fringe again. See, I'm really, I'm stayed true to my roots. I can't believe the difference between 30-year-old Tony and three-year-old Tony is not that much. I'm the fucking same height. Like, you know, and you're like, oh, is that you? Like, there's no asking who is that.

It is so Tony. Look at this. Same person. Now, one thing I didn't realise about Tonyony and we're going to put all these pictures in the facebook group we might put this video somewhere as well if we uh if we want but i didn't realize tony was bad to the bone when she was younger she was a bad girl she was on the wrong side of the track cross her in a dark alley tell everyone what you're wearing there tony She was on the wrong side of the track. I want to cross her in a dark alley. Have a look at that.

Tell everyone what you're wearing there, Tony. Not the Perth chapter of the fucking... Oh, my God. I'm on a purple Huffy bike with training wheels, but I'm wearing a motorbike helmet and a black leather jacket. That's like obviously 80 sizes too big for me. But the cane basket with the flowers on it. Fuck, that really polishes the look off. It really takes it.

Oh, I'd say it takes the edge off. She's a badass. Oh, nice flowers on the front though. Oh my God. That is the training wheels. And finally, Tony, on the playground. That was a Huffy bike. And it was like I said, like, Tony, on the playground. That was a Huffy bike and it was like I said, like, got to go on the thing.

Like it was like, oh, zooming around town. Tony Lodge. Oh, sorry. This is such a trip. I haven't seen any of this. Where would you put on the playground? Because Mabel's at the age where she loves the slide. Yeah.

Did you like slides? Because you know how everyone's got their favourites. You know, some people. I'm a swing girl, loved the swings, also loved a flying fox. But not a slide guy. The reason I ask is because in this photo you're on the slide and it doesn't look like you're enjoying it. I don't look like I'm enjoying it.

Oh, sorry. Can we talk about how hot my fucking mum looks there? I didn't want to bring it up, but she. What a fox. She is a fox. The long blonde hair, the little legs, and oh, my God, snaps for mum wearing masseurs. Those fucking, yeah, those sandals with the fucking knobs on them.

Oh, sorry. Sorry, mum. and there's another little cutie one of Tony that will pop in the group there that is so cute that's us on the way back from Broome

in the car in the car the fringe guys I really did you have photos in your book was that an option no

oh it was an option but I didn't have it yeah okay but the fringe I've really stayed true to my style you have I wish I was wearing my fringe out today actually now um i'm just gonna lob you this information this is from my mother oh beautiful okay what am i looking at i read that piece of

paper first okay when ryan turned three years old he was obsessed with thomas the tank engine amazing was thomas your favorite yeah i was a percy girl you would have been yeah because i was obsessed with Thomas the Tank Engine. Amazing. Was Thomas your favourite? Yeah. I was a Percy girl. You would have been. Yeah, because I liked not being too mainstream. He has that on fire. Yeah. It's not good. Yeah.

And would only wear Thomas the Tank Engine clothes except for when he had to wear his daycare sweater. Yep. That's cute. Ryan always carried around his official Thomas the Tank Engine membership. Oh, sweetheart. Oh. That is, where can we get that jacket from?

Yeah. It's like a varsity Thomas the Tank Engine jacket. Yeah, it's gangster, isn't it? Oh, my God, and you're wearing this. Oh, you are so cute. Mabel looks a lot like you. She does, doesn't she? I don't think she looks like me now, but when I see your photos

when I was younger, it looks like Mabel heaps. Oh, and that's when you stopped cooking. Yeah, my last meal there. What's on my sweater there? Thomas the Tank Engine, but it's like a knitted sweater. Did someone hand make that for you? Maybe, I think so. That is so cute.

Not a heap of cash when we were younger, but definitely some creativity in the family. Go, you want a Thomas the Tank sweater? We'll make that. Yeah, and it was just like trim us the tonk or whatever, you know, because someone couldn't knit that well. Yeah. Oh.

You know, like because someone couldn't knit that well. Yeah. Oh. I can't believe the things that I've said about you as an adult now that I'm looking at this little baby. That beautiful innocent child with a beautiful blonde bowl cut. Also, your hair is like dead straight. Stunning. Stunning.

Oh, what's this? Oh. Oh, what's this? Oh, this is to certify that Ryan Dunn is an official member of the Meyer Thomas the Tank Engine Club. Yes, look who signed it. Signed Sir Topham Hatt, the Fat Controller. Signed by the Fat Controller. What did you call me?

It's on a beautiful high GSM as well. Yeah. Also good to know we're both members of the Maya Club. I was about to say. Yeah. I'm surprised that I haven't addressed it to Dr. Ryan Dunn because I believe that they refer to everyone as a doctor. Yeah. These are so cute.

How was that for you like looking at old photos with your mum? Was that quite nice? It was quite nice. And I turned, mum watched this, I think it's on Netflix or maybe it's on SBS, some TV show, and it's called The Gentle Art of Swedish Death Cleaning. Have you heard about this documentary? No.

Your mum told me the other day, though, about something else on iview I've got to watch. Like, she just loves it. So she's into The Gentle art of Swedish death cleaning. Death cleaning? That's a little bit grim. I know. So I go over there and it's just like she's like it's the Marie Kondo

but like just savage. Marie Kondo is already pretty savage. Yeah, no, but so Marie Kondo is like fold that shit and mum's just like get the fuck out. This is death cleaning. So I go over and go, yeah, I'm looking for a photo. She's like fucking take that that get rid of this get rid of that is that yours not fucking take it out of my house and so i was there for fucking well your car's got a couch in it and yeah yeah it's crazy she's emptied the freezer into yeah um and but no it was sort of

nice but then yeah like you said looking at the photos of me when I was Mabel's age, uncanny. Because it's like Mabel looks like Bridget does as an adult, but then looking at kid photos of you, she looks a lot like you when you're a baby. There when I'm three, I'll show you some younger ones and you kind of double take. But that little, like, yeah, fucking spitting image or splitting image or whatever that saying is. Yeah, I also found another photo when I was, like, with mum. Yeah.

And I don't know what it says about my family. Oh, my God. I'm so nervous. Once you see it, like, that's it. Okay. You know what I mean? Yeah. And we have to, like, work together every day for 30 minutes every day.

Okay. 15 months old, there's writing on the back. Oh! Oh! Shit. Now, that one's not going to be posted in the group or anywhere. I can see that. Can you just show these guys? Turn it over.

Don't let me see it. Why do we have that? And also, that's a fit. Like, someone had to develop that. You know what I mean? And the chemist. Yeah, the chemist. They took the roll of film in and had to develop.

I don't even think we can even describe that. I can't. There's no words. It's so cute. Like, i know why your mom like but you know well how did bridget react when you showed her this please record her seeing that later i'd love to hear that i will film film her reaction yeah yeah I think that's amazing. Well, see you Saturday. This won't be happening.

You know how I said, are we still friends? Do you feel weird? No, I don't feel weird. Do you feel closer? Pretty close. Pretty close. There isn't much more left. Nah, that is so fun. While we're talking about me, and sorry to make it all about me for a moment, but my love to see it is I found my school report from prep. Aww. So when you're in prep, what are you, turn four, turn five? I'm not sure.

We don't have prep in. You turn five. So you're four turning five in prep. So your first year of like kind of before grade one. Yep. Pre-primary for those in WA of like kind of before grade one. Yeah. And this. Pre-primary for those in WA that are listening. This is Mrs. Ferrari, who's written my.

And also. Mrs. Ferrari? What's she doing now? Looks like a checkbook. I know. I haven't read of that. I thought it was going to be your Dolomites account. I'm like, oh, flex.

This is my love to see it. Ryan has completed an excellent prep year and has been a much-valued member of the grade. Of the grade. He has a bright, cheerful personality that has endeared him to not only his peers but many throughout the school. That's very sweet. Ryan is a capable student with an enthusiastic attitude to school. He has been a delight to teach.

Maybe you need to go back to crap. Yeah. Oh, this is in coincidence chat. This is in 93. That's the year I was born. That is coincidence chat. It's dated the 10th of December, which is my mum's birthday. There's a lot of coincidence chat going on there.

That's quite, that's really, that's crazy. So hang on, that was written, what, a few weeks after you were born? Yeah. Here I was just dominating academic institutions. Yeah, and I was fucking shitting myself. Well, I was still shitting myself then. Yeah, you still do it now. Still are, to be honest.

That's very sweet. I love that you found that. What do you love to see, Tony Lodge? Besides, I mean, you've seen a fair bit in the last 100 years. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What I love to see, turning that photo over. Yeah. The other way, obviously.

I've got to love to see here that I've actually just text you, Ryan, because I know that you love interior decorating and stuff like that. I just want to see how you feel about maybe this, that we could add to our home or maybe the type tower office. Yep. Okay. Okay. Okay. So, also, can I just say the category of, like, jokes on doormats is not for me.

And it shouldn't be for anyone. No. I think it's a bit kitschy. But this one is, I think, essential. Especially these. So, I think. Should I say what they're trying? What I think they're trying to say?

Yeah. I think they're trying to say, hope you brought wine up. But the W kind of looks like a U then an R. So it says, hope you brought urine. And strangely, I take back what I said about jokes on doormats. I want that. Hope you brought urine. Hope you brought urine. Well, I mean, you got to about jokes on doormats. I want that. I hope you brought urine. I hope you brought your urine.

Well, I mean, you've got to take it with you everywhere, don't you? Well, it's actually very hard to go anywhere without urine. The whole thing. You'd be dehydrated. But that fucking, I pissed when I. Don't say pissed. Oh, yeah, sorry. But I saw it and I was like, why would it say that?

And it actually took me a while to read wine. What it was supposed to. Yeah, yeah. Like, I really, really took me a minute to read wine what i was supposed to yeah yeah like i really really took me a minute to be like what are you what have you done here i'm scared that my next this next line will end up on a t-shirt but once you see you ryan it's hard to see anything else yeah yep yeah because then you're in trouble oh come on mate you're really starting to take the piss oh that anyone me off damn it damn it all right um thank you for listening thank you for indulging in our little trip down memory lane but we'll post some

of these photos into our facebook group not all of them some of them some of them uh saturday see you wherever that is yeah i will say on our Instagram tomorrow, as well as on the podcast tomorrow, we'll have another clue, but the visual version will get you pretty close. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Yep.

How's the flight? I'm just not saying a fucking word. No. Shut up, Tony. Shut up, Ryan. Thank you very much for listening. Love you so much. Have a great day. Or direct flight. How long was the flight, if, shut up, Tony. Shut up, Ryan. Thank you very much for listening. Love you so much. Have a great day.

Or direct flight. How long was the flight? If you had to choose. Ryan. At time in. Ryan. Tony Lodge. Love you.

Love you. See you Saturday. Bye. At the place. Love you, bye.