Toni and Ryan - White Powder Confession
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My name is Ryan and this is Dr.
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Arthur Tony Lodge.
And let's call Zachary, who's a hot California girl.
Zachary, more like Zachary.
I'm going to tell him you said that. I would. I'll tell, I'll say that to Zachary more like Zachary. I'm going to tell him you said that.
I would. I'll tell.
I'll say that to Zachary's face.
Hi, Zach.
Zachary.
Have we got a hot California girl here?
Oh, she is.
Hi.
Hello.
Oh my God. No, don out. Hello. Oh my God.
No, don't freak out.
Zachary, someone in the Tony and Ryan podcast,
who's not me gave you a new name.
Oh my God.
What is it?
Well, I said Zachary more like touch me on the Zachary.
I thought that was a bit of fun.
Oh my God.
No, I love it.
I'm taking it.
I'm changing my name now.
Love it.
Perfect. Love it. Love it.
Zachary, where are you?
Sorry, I should, I was saying the wrong name. Sorry. Love it. Zachary, where are you? Sorry, I should, I'm saying the wrong name.
Sorry. Zachary.
Zachary, where are you and your partner going this weekend?
We are going to Paris.
Oh my God.
Are you gonna get proposed to?
No, Ryan, don't say that.
That's what everybody says.
That's, and.
No, that is very romantic though. No, yeah.
I feel like Zachary is going to just do his nails just to make sure.
Be ready.
Just be ready.
You gotta be ready.
In Paris you've gotta be ready.
Another voice.
All right, well, before you go on a lover's retreat to Paris, will you approve our podcast?
Absolutely.
Oh, we were looking for a wee wee.
Hi, I'm Zachary from Marksburg, California, and I approve this podcast. We start this episode with some breaking news.
Last week on the show, we were extremely confused about how Roseburn and that American guy were in the domain ads.
Oh yeah.
Because it's for an Australian real estate company and we're like, well,
Rose Byrne's Australian, so sure. And then why is this random American guy?
And he's super American, like their voice, yeah.
So that's her real life husband and they've been together for 13 years.
They've got two kids together. So like they're literally
looking for a house in Australia.
Yeah.
Oh, how is that not something we even conceptualize?
Yeah.
Like, oh, maybe it's her actual partner.
Yeah, so Tapa Kara, don't make me say that too fast.
She was like, oh guys,
and they were like, let me hold your hand
while I tell you this. You went on a big rant about why the fuck is this random guy there?
Yeah. So 13 years they've been together since 2012.
That is crazy.
Two kids.
Uh, Bobby Cannavale is his name.
They have two sons and they live here.
I'll be honest.
I didn't pick that because I don't think they have a lot of on-screen chemistry.
And obviously if they are really married, maybe that's why. Because they've got off-screen chemistry.
You know what I mean?
So it's just so natural for them that I'm like,
oh, there's not really anything.
Yeah, no zip.
Because they're not acting.
They're not acting.
They're not pretending to be in love.
They are in love.
Hang on though.
Do you know what acting is?
Yeah, but they weren't doing that because they didn't have to.
Because not everybody knows.
So acting...
Fucking hell.
Acting... that's just pretending.
But they didn't have to pretend because they...
They weren't acting.
Yeah, they weren't acting.
They were just being... they were just looking for a house on the Domain app.
That's... I might need the day for that one. Yeah, they weren't acting. They were just being, they were just looking for a house on the domain app.
That's, I might need the day for that one. That's just amazing, isn't it? Thank you, Kara, for letting us know. Where does Rose Byrne live?
Well, we'll find out soon because she's currently living-
Surely it'll be on one of the ads. Yeah.
But does she live in Australia or does she live in LA?
Well, I'm assuming she might have multiple residences
depending on where she's working.
How well's that domain I've paid off?
Pretty fucking well, I reckon.
Maybe they don't pay you in money.
They just give you the house.
They give you the house.
Yeah, so you go on this app and point to one.
That would be your best job ever.
Oh, the other pressure.
Oh, of only picking one.
I think I'd pick one.
Can I pick one a week?
Yeah. If I change my mind. Maybe that would be better than if Airbnb, and you go, I'm only picking one. I think I pick one. Can I pick one a week? Yeah.
If I change my mind.
Maybe that would be better than if Airbnb, you go, I'll live there for a week and I'll
live there for a week.
So you don't want to keep them.
We should work with Airbnb.
How's that one, that house I sent you the other day?
Honestly, amazing.
Yeah, stunning.
There's our top confession.
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I pulled a prank at work and it cost the company $900,000.
I have something to say. Amazing headline.
Obviously, absolutely love it. This is why we don't do pranks.
Not in our workplace.
We don't do pranks ever.
And pranks, I hate pranks.
Yeah.
I hate them.
I hate, I hate it.
Feeling stupidly overworked and undervalued,
working a dangerous job on a coal mine,
I decided to pull a little prank so I could have a break
and a cup of tea in peace.
They're trying to pull at my heartstrings.
I don't like that.
I got a little sealable bag and filled it with baby powder from my room and accidentally
dropped the bag in the staff locker room.
The bag was found, alerts were raised,
and the safety department shut down the whole site.
All operations ceased so they could drug test
all 850 people on site to see if anyone was working
under the influence of illicit drugs.
Police called, CEO notified, the mine is at a standstill.
Nobody could return to work until every person on that shift was drug tested.
It took over six hours.
And with the coal price being up, it's $25,000 per truck.
So that's about $900,000 worth of coal that did not leave the mine while they were testing
people for drugs.
Well, you got to love how seriously they took it.
But I really just needed a break.
So for six hours, I savored those cups of tea and even had a few bikis.
I don't know if this is a thing everywhere or like it's something that we've done as
a workplace but you know like annual leave.
Do you know LinkedIn jobs?
And like how when you're feeling a bit burnt out, you go,
I might take Friday off, give myself a long weekend.
Charles is doing that this week.
It's actually all good.
Like this is so fun.
You know?
Yeah.
Like,
take a day, take a week.
Calling sick, fake a sick.
You have a cup of tea at home for eight hours.
Or just say, you know what?
Obviously maybe this is a different situation
if you're doing five-four on side or whatever.
But like say, oh, you know what?
I'm having a ruffy.
I'm starting late tomorrow.
And we would go, sick.
Sure.
I'm guessing coal mines aren't as flexible.
And you would just have to get someone
to cover your whole shift, not just the
morning or something.
Or if you're living out on the sites during the evenings.
I'm going to sit in my little shed all day.
Yeah.
Shed.
That's so weird that they're called dongs.
Eh?
Yeah.
I don't know if that's just an Aussie thing, but, um, but you know what I mean?
You just go, you know, I think I need some time off.
Is that the most expensive cup of tea in the world?
I'd love to find out.
We had high tea in London. We did.
And it was not cheap, but it was not nine hundred thousand dollars.
No. How much was that coffee we had that time?
That two hundred bucks in Smith Street,
well, Wellington Street. Yeah. Yeah.
And that we had that fancy cup. Two hundred bucks, was it?
Yeah. And it was like, because, you know, a cat shattered out in North South America.
And the cat then was embalmed in gold and then the coffee ate the shit and the fuck and whatever.
Question about the $200 coffee.
Question about the $200 coffee.
I can't tell the difference between that and Nescafe gold to be completely honest.
It wasn't that good.
Aye.
I love a Nescafe gold.
Tell them I love it.
Yeah.
It has to be Nescafe gold though,
cause I love the shape of the little flakes.
Yeah, and I'll tell you what Nescafe gold don't do,
shove it in a cat's asshole.
I don't think they do, you're right.
You're so right.
I don't believe so.
I'd have to Google it.
I don't know, I haven't been there.
I can't confess.
I'm neither a cat's asshole or Nescafe, so I can't know for sure.
Just one cat's asshole.
It's just one cat that does it.
Hey, nice to meet you, bro.
You ever had Nescafe come around?
No?
Okay, it must be all good then.
It mustn't be you.
It's Garfield.
That's why he hates Mondays.
Because people are shoving coffee up his asshole.
And he goes, maybe I'll come.
And then so when he leaves on Friday, he goes, well, I'm not coming in Monday.
So I guess I'll see you next Tuesday.
Yeah, it's a job.
What are we talking about?
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But coming into summer in the US and the UK, great for an
iced latte. Great for an iced Nescafe Gold. That's a lot of stuff. They are though. Actually,
you know what? After we've finished recording, let's, this is okay. Live rain song. We put
two scoops of Nescafe Gold into the bottom of the tumbler. Yep. And then we put maybe
like 40, 50 mil of boiling hot water, just enough to...
You need even less than that.
That's how good the Nescafe Gold is.
Yeah, just enough to like get that crank in.
Obviously fill it up with ice.
Then I would say mostly like regular milk, but like maybe two dollops of cream.
Then...
We need half and half., we need half and half.
We do need half and half in this country.
And then use the straw to do the swish of the swish of that.
And then you're all good to fuck. That's going to hit.
That sounds really fucking good.
You know what else would be good instead of the dollops of cream.
Just all cream.
Sure.
A tumbler full of cream.
Yum.
Once I ordered a thick shake from Macca's and they didn't do anything.
I was like, can I get a vanilla thick shake?
And they're like, sure. And they just gave me a cup of ice cream.
Like it wasn't mixed up. It didn't have any flavoring.
Like it was awesome. But I was like, well, that's not what it is.
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you take it, but like, it's not what it is.
What I was going to say though, ice cream in there.
Yeah. Of there. Yeah.
Of course.
Yeah.
Also, or should I wait till they're here
to defend themselves?
No, it's probably better to do it when they're not here.
So we've had team updates recently.
Obviously if you check out our website,
you can see the 4,000 people that work for TARP
at the moment.
So beautiful.
Sophie, we mentioned is freelance, she's not in today.
Lily's helping
us out with some stuff like partnerships and whatever. She rolls in the other day and she
claims that she invented the frappe.
The frappe. Yeah, she did say that. Yeah.
What's that about?
Yeah, I don't know. Luckily she's still on ProPage.
Yeah, that's a wild claim. And if you want to look her up on LinkedIn, her name is Lily
Frappe.
Yeah, where'd she get the name from?
That was big news.
Is that going to be on Patreon?
Cause I think when she made that claim, the reactions were...
Yeah.
Okay.
It might be part of Charles's BTS of Top Tower.
Just one of the many things we offer inside of our Patreon.
Yesterday, I don't know if you know this, Charles, Tony sent me a DM yesterday saying,
let's have a baby.
And then she messages me and goes, oh, sorry, that was meant for talks.
And the message was accompanied.
Because you'd sent something else after I just didn't think that you saw it.
I saw it mate and I was like that'll be on the show tomorrow.
And it was accompanied by a video of a cow named Milkshake.
I can't watch it again.
There's a cow named Milkshake and he's like or she's like so excited that she's had her
own baby that she's like taking the farmer over to see the baby
Hey, let me watch it
She's beautiful.
She is beautiful, darling.
You did so good.
I'm so sorry I wasn't here.
Hi baby.
Hi gorgeous girl.
Hi gorgeous girl.
I'm sorry I wasn't here for you very personally.
I'm sorry I wasn't here for you very personally.
I'm sorry I wasn't here for you very personally.
I'm sorry I wasn't here for you very personally.
I'm sorry I wasn't here for you very personally.
I'm sorry I wasn't here for you very personally.
I'm sorry I wasn't here for you very personally.
I'm sorry I wasn't here for you very personally. I'm sorry I wasn't here for you very personally. I'm sorry I wasn't here for you very personally. I'm sorry I wasn't here for you very personally. I'm sorry I went here for your very first day, but you
are just gorgeous, you are just beautiful.
So Milkshake has given birth to a baby little cow on her own.
Look at the pretty.
And she's so proud of her little baby and she takes the farmer over like like introduce them
Oh my goodness, look at this little tail like it's dipped in paint
That gets dipped in paint. Ahem.
Sorry, I fuck it. Oh my god.
The way that when the farmer was like,
I'm so sorry I wasn't here.
This is really beautiful.
And like,
the mum milkshake.
Which is so funny.
The mum is like licking at the calf because she's obviously like, that's how
they clean them after they're born and stuff.
But she just looks so proud of her little baby and the baby's like nestled
in this long grass in this field.
Oh my God.
Sorry.
I'm actually fucking bawling.
Yeah.
Do you need a tissue or something?
No, just wipe it on my dress. Okay. Torbz can wash that later.
Oh my God. Yeah. And so I watched that. And,
and did you just start ovulating?
I think it's because we're just like, so like we're always in love,
but we're so in love at the moment. Of course, yeah. And I just, like, I saw that and I was like, oh, sick.
We're obviously having seven babies.
We're having a little cow.
Yeah.
Now, did, when you realised you'd sent this to me.
Yeah.
Cause you guys both in my Instagram, cause I text you and Torbz on Instagram.
We're like the top two.
Yeah.
So you know how when it comes up share and it has like three options?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it's like literally says like Torbz, Ryan, Charles.
Yeah.
But sometimes they move around.
And so my automatic one is that I hit to send to Torbz and it was you instead.
Charles, who are your top three when you go to DM something?
Mine will be different today.
Again, I can probably give you guys an update.
None of you are in my top three.
I've got group chats at the moment because I went to like Billie Eilish last week.
So like that's there because like we've been getting a lot of...
Yeah, I've got Bridget, then Tony and then the group that is Charles and Tony. Yep. That's in my top six. Yeah. Then I've got Charles, I've got Tomget, then Tony, and then the group that is Charles and Tony.
Yep. That's in my top six.
Yeah. Then I've got Charles, I've got Tom Wood, and then I've, can I say the group that you mean, Sophie?
Sluts.
Yeah, it's called Sluts.
Yeah. Mine is Torps first on the left, then Ryan, then Tim Collins.
Oh, okay.
Then my sister Libby, and then Sophie by herself, not that group chat. And then you and Charles.
Did you lower Charles because of what he said before?
Cause it sounded like he was top three and then
you're lashing out.
No, cause it changes every time.
You're lashing out because you're not in Charles's top.
This is like my space back in the day
when you had to have your top eight friends.
Yeah, my top eight.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
You're in my top 15, Jamie.
Oh, thanks.
You're welcome.
That's nice.
But the group chats are my top 15.
Yep. Okay, thanks. You're welcome. That's nice. But the group chats are my top 15.
Yep.
Okay.
So, um...
Well, when I noticed I'd send it to you, because you know when you send something and you write
the message and it just sends both at the same time?
Yeah.
And so I was like...
I never get when is something a group chat and when is something being sent separately?
Who decides that?
I don't think that that's even an option.
Cool.
I think that if you want to send
it separately, you've just got to like send it twice. Oh, like select them differently. You know,
when sometimes you tag someone in an Instagram story and it says like start group chat and you
go, no, no, no, no. Just the one thing. Yeah. I don't need a group chat. Just tag them. That's
all good. All good. Yeah. Anyway, though, yeah, so I sent that to you
and I'd written the message and then flicked it off and it was already, I couldn't even just be
like, how cute? I'd literally already sent the thing that was like, let's have a baby.
I would like to know you listening today. And this is the butt funny.
And this is the but funny. No.
No.
How did you have the chat with your partner to make a big life decision, but funny?
Now obviously this isn't you actually deciding, oh, we're going to have kids.
Instagram DM.
To the wrong person.
I guess in theory, like you'd expect like, oh, and so we sat down one night and
we planned.
Or the day after we got married.
That's when we, you know.
Or, but even other life decisions like we decided we're going to buy the house or I
was going to change careers.
It's always like we sat down with a cup of tea and a bit like, does anyone have a, oh,
we just DM'd and then we moved countries.
I would love to hear that.
That is so fun. My partner DM'd me a house in Bali and I said, yes, let's'd and then we moved countries. I would love to hear that. That is so fun.
My partner DM'd me a house in Bali and I said,
yes, let's move and then we did.
Yeah.
Or like my new fiance sent me a video of a cow
and we decided to have children.
That I reckon, of all the things that could get me
over the line, I reckon, that really, it really hit me in it.
Like, it really got me in it like It really got me
Don't oh
Thank you for showing her to me
So sorry, I wasn't here
What do you call a baby milkshake baby, you know
Is that what it's called? I don't know.
I love it. Well, congratulations. Thank you. Big week for you. Huge week. Pretty, pretty big. Yeah. I got a love to see it here. That is from Kate Brennan. Hi Kate. Oh, Kate's everywhere.
Yeah, she is everywhere.
And actually, there's a double you love to see.
I just love people tagging us in the competitions.
Same, me too.
And Kate is a small business owner
and she's doing a giveaway for her ceramic travel mugs.
I want one. Oh my God, can I enter?
Well, it's over now. But I mean, we can go and find Katie Brennan's business and just buy one. Buy one. Oh my God. Can I enter? Well, it's over now.
But I mean, we can go and find Katie Brennan's business
and just buy one.
Buy one. Yeah.
Charles, write that down.
And she goes, so I did this little competition
and little do I know people in my little small town
are tagging Tony and Ryan in my post.
And she's like, these motherfucking tarfers are everywhere.
Coincidence chat. I love that.
She goes, shout out to Izzy who tagged Tony
and Ryan didn't know they were like you know tarpas from the same town. Sorry didn't win though.
Hey because Kate random plays by the rules so you put the names in an automatic thing.
Love to see it though says Kate and I love to see that that's happened. That's really what a cute
little connection hopefully they do connect like imagine if Kate was like I love to see that that's happened. That's really, what a cute little connection. Hopefully they do connect.
Like imagine if Kate was like, I love Tony Ryan.
And then it's just reminded me
because we're obviously planned that it is now March.
So we probably need to organise a February update
of the winner's tally.
Hey, mate, you take, fucking yeah, whenever you're ready.
Yeah, okay, thanks.
Fuck, who cares?
Yeah, thanks, thanks.
Fucking, it's our fucking podcast.
Yeah, it is our podcast.
Fuck, who gives a fuck?
Yeah. Yeah. I've heard podcast. Yeah, it is our podcast. Like who gives a fuck? Yeah.
Yeah.
I've heard you love to see it though.
And maybe this contributed to the me texting
so desperately being like, let's have a baby.
Because on the weekend,
Torbs and I were at the post office.
We just had like, I had to send a bunch of stuff for work.
I had to pick up a,
like I kind of had to do a few admin things.
Yep.
And we get there and like the systems down and the person who's running the post office is on the phone with IT
support from fucking
Australia Post head office or mother fuck you know I just felt
No, absolutely not
Absolutely, not and there's all these people lining up that obviously like
Saturday is the only day I can get to the post office.
Cause if you work office hours, you can't get there on the week.
Same as the bank when they open for like three hours on a Saturday morning.
It is carnage.
And so there's everybody doing the same admin that I was trying to do.
And we were like, oh, then we'll go out for breakfast after.
And the woman who runs the post office, Kate, I go, it's our post office, we go there all the time,
and she's like in such a flap.
And she was like, I'm so sorry everybody,
and she's got the guy on the phone.
And then the guy on the phone goes,
can you please unplug the blue cable
from the back of the computer and plug it back in?
She unplugged it and then plugs it back in.
It wasn back in.
It wasn't in.
And she's like, that hasn't worked.
And we're standing there
and we can see that the cable's not in.
And we go do-
Oh, she hasn't put it back in properly.
Yeah, like it's like, and she's like, that hasn't worked.
And now it's worse because now it's not even, you know,
connected.
And anyway, so we're standing there.
And you've seen it?
We've seen it.
Do you feel obliged?
And we kind of are all standing
and like everybody's kind of there,
but Torb's and I are the only people that are like a couple.
Everybody else is there by themselves.
And I look at Torb's and I'm like, just plug it in.
And he's like, huh?
I'm like, just plug the cable in.
Cause you guys are both kind of tech guys.
Well, he's especially good.
Yeah, but you know, you've picked up on that.
But I've seen it and I'm like,
just plug the cable back in.
Just go plug it in.
He's like, what?
I'm like, just plug the fucking cable back in.
Fuck, Torbz.
And don't say, shall I plug, just do it.
Like, just do it.
Don't be a hero, Torbz.
Just plug it in.
Just plug it in.
And so he just like reached into the back of the,
like reaches over the thing, plugs it back in.
And she-
Did she notice?
She'd kind of turned around.
And then, so then she looked back, she goes, Oh, that's working now.
Cause the guy's kind of like, was the cable plugged in?
And she's like, yeah.
And he's like, well, it should be working.
She turns around, Torb's pops the thing in and then, uh, she turns back around
and goes, see, it's working out.
I told you it was plugged in.
It was a problem on your end.
So my, you love to see it is that we one up to the tech support
on the phone at the post office.
And that she ended up being like, I told you I'd done it.
And he was like, oh, sorry.
Yeah, it must be our end.
Like, cause she's on, she's got the phone
and she's fucking, yeah.
So it was just unreal.
Yeah.
And that wasn't the first time that day
that Torbs was told to, when she turns around pop it in
Just pop it in and what a Saturday he had. Yeah, great day
Yeah, that's huge. And so but not taking the credit is such a power play, isn't it?
Well, cuz I was like, did anyone else see it? I don't know like anyone else in the line
No one else said anything, but they were probably thinking like oh thank fucking god
You know, um, cuz everybody's just there trying to fucking pay their BP pay bill and fucking
fuck off.
This is what I imagine. And I don't know why this is what I'm picturing.
So post office near where we work, but it's actually a Western.
A Western. Like a Western movie.
Oh, I thought you meant Western, like W E S T I N like hotel.
And I was like, no, it was a post office.
So Torb's plugs it in. And as you do your delivery, whatever. You walk past everyone in
the line and they just pull the tip of their cap down. And Torbz goes into his fake gun.
Because that's how he plugged it in. He's like, yeah.
Well, no, and he blew on the thing before he put it in.
The network cable. Plugs it in. He's like, yeah. Well, no, he, and he blew on the thing before he put it in. The network cable.
Plugs it in like an old Nintendo game.
And they're all like, well done, sir.
And he's like, howdy little lady.
Yeah.
So what?
I think Tony just got pregnant.
I was just imagining if Torb said little lady.
What about if he was wearing like a cowboy get up?
I don't know about the cab.
Like tight jeans.
Yeah, okay.
Some big boots with the spurs.
Boots with the spurs.
Like a button up shirt and a hat.
And what are those like?
Is it a neckerchief?
Yeah.
He'd look good.
Yeah, he would actually.
Yeah.
You should have a cowboy birthday or is it like,
we need a hat, what's the excuse to like do something like that?
I can do that, for you. For you. We don't do birthdays but. For you. Yeah. You should have a cowboy birthday or is it like we need it out? What's the excuse to like do something like that?
I can do that. For you? For you. We don't do birthdays but... For you? Maybe the Tony and Ryan birthday could be cowboy themed.
Where is Cowboy World?
Oh! Another theme this year!
Ah! Not that we'd give it away but is Cowboy World like Arizona?
Yeah, like Middle America, traditionally? Like middle America right?
But that side, like the desert side kind of. Arizona, Nevada. Yes. And everyone including
Torbs. Yes definitely. Has to dress like a cowboy. I love that, that's really fun. Live Brainstorm.
Oh recommendation, the Leonardo DiCaprio movie where he is a
young kid in a Western call. It's got Gene Hackman in it. The Quick and the Dead. No,
that's the lion one. The movie is the Quick and the Dead. Does anyone know what movie
I'm talking about? Quick and the Dead. Yeah. Fuck yeah. And that movie is from 1995.
I think we might've just gotten another bingo.
Have a great day everybody.
How can a movie being from 1995 be a bingo?
I'm pretty sure one of the bingos is
Ryan recommends something more than 20 years old.
No, fuck, it's just six years old.
I thought- That is so good years old. I thought-
That is so good for me.
I thought the big girl was like,
Ryan recommends a Western from 1995.
I love Cheat and Zimmy.
Cheat and Zimmy.
Sharon Stone, Gina Hackman, Leonardo DiCaprio,
Russell Crowe.
Wow.
Keith David, he's good in that.
It's a great film.
Is it?
Like for a shit one.
Oh sure.
Like the Western.
I don't think I've ever watched a Western.
Yeah and like fair, cause you know.
Do you know what I mean?
Before a Western.
It's good.
This and- Does it have that
wow, wow, like slide guitar and stuff.
There's only two good Westerns and it's this one
and the I drink your milkshake one.
That's real good.
What about Back to the Future 3?
Where they end up in Cowboy World.
Oh, and also the one with-
Is that Back to the Future 3?
Um...
What's the one with the guy who looks like a Labrador?
What?
What is the-
Jeff Bridges.
Yes, I'll pay that.
He's in one called-
Fuck. Trom. Yes, I'll pay that. He's in one called fuck.
Tron.
Jeff Bridges, Western, True Grit.
Now that's a fucking movie that'll put your hair
on your chest.
Jesus Christ.
All right, have a good day everyone.
Love you, bye.
Pew pew.
That little lady.
Bye. Pew pew. Little lady.
Bye.
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