Toni and Ryan - WHO USED A FAKE ID?

Episode Date: March 31, 2025

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Sunrise on the Reaping, available now at audible.ca. Hello and welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. My name's Tony, this is Ryan. Hello. And we never start an episode of the podcast without a tarpa approval. Yeah, that's Tony and Ryan podcast. Now, Anna is a hot California girl. Hello, Anna. Hi.

Where's Anna from? No. Anna has a joke for us all. Take it away, Anna. Okay, so a guy walks into a psychiatrist's office, but all he's wearing is plastic wrap or cling wrap. And the psychiatrist turns to him and says, I can clearly see your nuts.

I like it. That is. I like it. That is very good. I like it. Anna, will you approve today's podcast? Of course, I'd love to. Let's.

Because there's see-through. Yeah. And because? And because he's qualified to assess that. Love it. Yeah. Yeah, it. Because they're safe through. Yeah. And because he's qualified to assess that. Love it. Yeah. Yeah. Hi, this is Anna from California and I approve of this podcast. Do you remember last time we had a confession from a psychologist that we all had to like take a bit of a deep breath because shit got a bit wild? Because their ex-husband was the new wife's new fucking... Cheating with the psychologist partner and it just got wild.

And of course it has to be in the confession segment because of doctor, patient attorney privilege. Yes. Confidentiality. Today, just a quick one real here. I'm a therapist. Yep. No, not.

Sorry. I got the sillies. Have you been smoking, Wade? We swapped from yesterday. Are you smoking what I was smoking yesterday? I'm a therapist. This is someone who listens to our show, and I found out my client is also a tarpa.

Oh, okay. We may or may not have spent a lot of the session talking about the Tony and Ryan podcast, but if I'm being honest, I'd say it counts as self-care and was quite therapeutic for the person. Does this still count or am I a dickhead? No, I think say it counts as self care and was quite therapeutic for the person. Does this still count or am I a dickhead? No, I think that totally counts. Yeah. I've been in therapy before when they're like, you just want to chat because you

just want someone to talk to. Yep. Yep. And actually, yeah, you know, like, so I think that absolutely counts. I thought that you're about to say, I found out they were a tarpa and I don't want to say anything. I'm like, no, I would love that. No. So they just hang out, you know, Tuesday, four o'clock.

Yep. My therapist and I used to talk about Catherine Kim a lot, like he was super into Catherine Kim, like, and so like, yeah, we would just like quote Catherine Kim and whatever. And was it a productive session? Yeah. Like, but I think it just also made me feel like, oh, it's my people, he gets me. Well, I think it can be pretty intimidating walking into like a doctor's office in any circumstance. So I think anything that

like levels the playing field a bit makes you feel like way more comfortable. Right, yeah. Don't you reckon? No, in that light, yeah. I was more like, because sometimes I've been in a therapy session where there's a lot of like getting to know me and chatting and I go, can you just give me some tips or something? Yeah. But they need to get to know you though. Like that's so impatient. Like I get it. Cause you're like, just tell me to do something. Oh, this would be a great trick. Try this. And I'll go cool. Yeah. Yeah. I just hate that. Like when you go to a new one, you've got to be like, yeah, so my mum's dead. That's the whole thing.

Tell me about that. Yeah, well, go listen to the podcast. Like, yeah, I've read a book. You could just get all the sad shit out of that. All right. These are top confessions. Is anyone willing to admit on the record that they had a fake ID? I said yesterday, let's have a think about where we stand.

Tony, you've slept on it. Yeah. Well, I absolutely didn't. Like? No. No, I thought about it. Like I absolutely thought about it because a lot of the bands that I liked used to only come to Perth and do like an 18 plus show. Yeah. Yep. So it was more for a 18 plus show. Yeah. Yep. So it was more for that than like drinking.

Yeah. Oh yeah. Just being at the party doesn't, yeah. It's not about drinking at the party. You're just getting into the club. But yeah, like I feel like most of the time when you go, yeah, I got a fake ID so I could drink and whatever. Oh, I associated it with getting into places. But like so that you could get loose. Oh, just that's just swear everyone's at the,

at the club. I think most of the people that I went to school with, the reason that they got a fake ID was to drink. To drink. Yeah. But when mine was, yeah, just so that I could get into fucking capital and watch a band play. And still nah. Nah. Nah. So I used a Tony Lodge. So I used Tony Lodge. I just know somebody else sitting in this office that did get a fake ID so they could get drunk in a foreign country. You're looking at Charles. Yep. Also Tony has a big thing about a foreign country. Yeah, that is something that happens overseas. It's so much worse.

Yes. I don't know how much we can disclose without disclosing too much, you know what I'm saying? But once there was a conversation, Tony's like, we're overseas. And I'm just like, yeah. Like I would take even less risks overseas. But Charles Wood is not the same as me, apparently. I'm with Charles. But the laws are different in each country.

Yeah, The law. Yeah. So in French Polynesia, the drinking going out age is 17 and not 18. And when I was playing volleyball over there, I turned 17 when I was there. Sure. Which is turning 18.

Totally. So I hit the clubs and went partying and I was having a great time. And then I flew back to Australia and was being a child again. I tasted the forbidden fruits of using my own ID to get into a place. Yeah. Have you had a fake ID?

Yeah, I have a few in my time. But once one of the big issues, I used, I'm going to out some people here. I used Micah Venturini's ID. Oh yes, you have told me about this. The problem with using Mike Aventurini's ID is that I don't look like someone called Mike Aventurini. You don't. Do you remember the second issue?

That one day he was there. I went to the club with Mike Aventurini. Yeah. He was behind me. Yeah. And so. And I went, I'm pretty sure this is the guy that's over there. But he was my strategy, right?

I was like, if Mike is in front of me, then they're going to check Mike's ID, then I'm going to turn up with the same ID and they're going to go, no, I just let that guy in. So instead I'm like, just go directly behind me, because then I'm already in. So you're just fucking him over. No, well, it's him, but he's like, well, it's me. Like, look at the photo. I am Mike Aventurini. But like, by then I would have gone in. Sure. But it wasn't in my mind like maybe be three people back.

No, maybe I'll turn it up half an hour earlier. I was just like, hey, you just let me get an NFS. Oh my God. Mike is also six foot four. So are you. Yep. Well, I was, but I applied to colleges for a volleyball scholarship. Jah's also six foot four. So are you. Yep. Well I was when I applied to colleges for a volleyball scholarship. Joke's on them.

That was overseas. You lied on a form that went overseas. I told Pacific University I was six foot five. How tall are you? Six foot zero. How tall am I? I'd say five two. If I had to guess.

Yeah right. Without, yeah. Without my had to guess. Yeah, right. Without my platform shoes on. Yeah. Yeah. But so they check my ID and they just look at me and look at the ID and go, and Mike is like not a year older. He's probably five years older than me. So I'm 17 rolling in with not P's.

A 24 year old. Yeah. And the guy's like what? Yeah. And then looks up like, what? Yeah. And then looks up and Mike is standing directly by, and because Mike is a head taller than me, his head's just sitting above mine. And they're like, so that's not you?

Cause that's him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And do you just have to cop the L on that? Do you just go, oh, hang on, sorry, I picked up the wrong ID and then you just walk home? Like what happens? Yeah, but you try to stay face a little bit.

You go, oh no, I left mine outside. I'll be back in a sec. And then you just don't go back. Yeah. But like, does that- Yeah. I think I still got him though. I just sort of snuck around the side. I'll do something. I also had this thing of like, if you're asked with confidence, you'll get away with it. So I once went to a bottle shop and the guy asked for ID and I just showed him my bank card. That doesn't work.

Well, no. Yeah. I can't imagine it would have worked. Fake ID confession from a Tapa. And the reason it is a confession is because of the fake ID-ness. Yes. But it's actually one of the great confessions we've ever had also. There's a lot going on in this story. So we need to pay attention. My friend and I bought fake IDs here in Texas when I was 17 years old. Yep. I had to add an address like you know there was like this guy that did it and so I

thought what name do you need? Send me a photo, what's the address? I'll get it made, I'll get it back to you. Yeah. So I googled some nice neighborhoods here in Texas and picked a beautiful big house on Google Maps just went yep it's got to be someplace so might as well be that one. Might might as well be there, yeah. Yeah. Got the ID, halfy times in Texas. And do you do your own real name? I think so. Yeah. So that then if they go, that's not you, then you go, well, here's my bank card. And that says Tony Lodge on it as well. Yeah, you got a whole wallet full of it. Yeah. Yeah, makes sense. A friend moved to Los Angeles to go to college over there. So I took a trip to go see him and I met this new guy that he was railing.

Yeah. And he goes, my friend's from Texas, this new guy, he's from Texas as well. Oh, man, you know, a couple of Texans here we are in California. Yeah. Great. How they part, man. Exactly. Yeah.

So they're at a restaurant and they go, oh, actually, we'll get a few margaritas. And they, you know, they get carded. So they just sort of, I have, here's my, here's my ID. The guy who my friend's railing looks at my ID, a bit funny. Kind of give it a bit of a look. And I'm like, Oh, is he, is he onto that? It's a fake or is he a bit sus or, you know, why is he looking at it? Yeah.

Were they underage as well? I don't think so. Okay. But I'd like, so this kid's rolling with them and they're just like, uh huh huh huh huh. Yeah, yeah. And so, then the guy gets his ID out

and puts it on the table next to mine. No fucking way. The random as fuck address on my ID is the same as his. It's his family home. His family home is the home I randomly found on Google Maps of all the houses in Texas. I picked this cowboy's home. That is incredible coincidence chat. Are we? That is amazing. You have to pay that as good coincidence chat.

I actually can't believe it. That is unreal. I'm still shooketh. And not even just like, oh, same suburb. And she goes, well, it's actually the same house. And it's not just like, I also picked the same random house. He's like, I grew up in that house. And she's like, the same.

Can you imagine someone goes like, oh, that address. You go, that's my childhood home. Yeah. Well, no, you can't cause it's crazy. I can't imagine it. This is how excited I get when other people say that they're from Perth. Like, it's not even close. Where are're from Perth. It's not even close.

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That sounds a little bit like croquette and I'm so hungry. As soon as you said the C of croquette, I was like, oh. Croquette, mac and cheese croquette, like a little deep fried mac and cheese. I think that I would go into battle for mac and cheese balls. We can do mac and cheese balls today. But like I would go into physically fight for that.

Like I would do anything with them. Okay, now I get what you're saying. Yeah. But what I'm struggling to understand is like, who's fighting for you to not have them that you would have to brawl with? I don't know, but I'm just saying that like hypothetically. You go down to the mac and cheese shop, no, you're gonna have to punch on for it. Yeah. Although if someone was like, you can, I can't think of another hypothetical. You're in it. There is a one.

Yeah. I'm not, I'm just not really like at the moment. Okay. Well, I don't know if this next story is going to confuse you or shock you, but I guess what I'm saying is the more you think about it, the less it's made sense. Give me a wide berth. It's just, I giggled to myself a lot. I love that.

When this happened. It's just, I giggled to myself a lot. I love that. When this happened. Let me send you and Charles and Lily, who's here today, a link. Sorry, I just over my phone. The last text I've got from Charles is, ha ha ha, it's so big. What was he referring to? I don't know.

What was I referring to? Look at that, see at the top, ha ha ha ha ha, it's so big. Click on it, What was I referring to? Look at that. See at the top. Bahahaha. It's so big. Click on it. What was he referring to? You're referring to Tony and Charles's big day out. Oh yeah. You guys have got a little date this Friday.

Yeah. Sorry. Oh my God. Charles, can you say what you're referring to? You know in a text exchange, you also have that on your phone. Yeah. That was two weeks ago though. Oh, check your text.

Yeah. That's like, I just scroll weeks ago though. Oh check it. Yeah, that's that's like I'm just scroll for ages to even find that. Oh How many babies you got it? I'm not in My pizza I'm full my pins are full of this Charles Charles is legit pain second How many people have you got pinned and how many people are you messaging to on

the I've got nine. I've got nine people pinned because that's as many as you can have. Sorry that I didn't read your message straight away. I do. I know that Ryan got like fucking rinsed alive in our Patreon the other day for posting a screenshot that he had like 100 unread fucking text messages or something. Oh, fuck you. Tony's got 430.

Okay, here's a question that I didn't think I'd ever have to ask. If I've got a pinned chat between Tony, Ryan, Charles and Lily, if I've got a pinned chat with Tony and I've got a pinned chat with Tony and Charles, do I also need a pinned chat with just Charles? Do you have to? Yeah. No.

Like he's already in two. But I guess it's like, do you just directly message Charles very much? No, I just yell at him. Like, I don't have a pinned chat just with Lily and I, because we don't talk. Do you hate her? No, because whenever I talk to her outside of work

it's in our group chat. Yeah, okay. And when we talk during work, she'll just slack me directly. Would you say that you're a woman that lifts up other women? As the she-o in this business. Okay, okay.

Nah, Lil, it's not like I love ya. You know? Yeah, no, I feel you. I mean, I texted you about knitting the other day, but that's okay. Did you? Let me pin it. Did she respond? Yeah. Yeah. We had a convo. Yeah, I'll pin it. Let me pin it now. Okay. Okay. I'll pin ya.

I didn't think the boys needed the knitting chat. And honestly, Charles and I agree. Yeah. I appreciate that. Thank you. Yeah, respect. I did put in the group chat though. Can you, what? Oh, sorry. Yeah, that's why I had to put it out there.

I was actually, what I was about to say is that I opened my phone and just opened Instagram. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Like, cause I'm just such a fucking idiot. Yeah. Well, I was talking about group chats. I put in the group chat the other day about

when I was an idol the other day with the dog. The tiny dog. Yeah, the tiny dog. And I did say I wouldn't be returning to work until we have an office dog. We get it. Scott Tweedy and Australian Idol are better than Tony and Ryan. It wasn't Scott Tweedy, it was Marsha Hines' dog. Well, we can't compete with that Disco Queen's dog. Yeah. Also, no one replied after you said that.

I know. That's why I bring it up right now. Yeah, because I couldn't believe that you called me a dog. Okay. I've just opened this, The Essential Man. I've sent a link to theessentialman.com and what is the blog post about? The title is, How Men's Shorts Should Fit. Yep. And have a scroll down. Don't you think it's just a great article? No. How long should your shorts be? Get to that picture. This inseam short. Yeah. Tell everyone what's there. Okay um how long should your shorts be? Five inch inseam, seven inch inseam. Oh so it's showing the different inseam lengths. Yeah like you can have a short length and a long short um

because I've been rocking a short. A short long or a long short? Yeah I've've been rocking a short short. Like a little shorter than usual. I really like those shorts you were wearing the other day. Yeah. Is Torbz a short short guy? Would you like Torbz to be a short short? I think that I like a boy in a short short. All of Torbz's running shorts and swimming shorts and stuff are like above the knee. I would say on this picture, probably eight inch between the seven and the nine. Yeah. All right, can we all just agree a fantastic article? What is going on?

Okay, let's just remember that for a moment. Oh, you need to be aware of the factors of what length you can wear. What are the factors? The short fit factor number one. If you want to wear a short fit, you've got to think about these things. And I've always said that.

Number one, your height. That's the first factor. Well, that'll, your height will determine whether the short is a short short or not. Your height usually determines how long your seam is. There you go. Because against your leg and 11 on me could be a 20 on someone else.

Yeah. Well, it's 11 inches, but. Oh, is it? Short fit factor number two. How confident are you about your thighs? Very. A short fit factor I haven't seen on other men's style sources. It discusses your thighs. Do you feel, I don't exactly have an MMA fighter's body to pull it off. If you're like me and wanna leave something to the imagination, opt for a longer length. Great intel.

Yeah. Let's just keep that in mind. I feel like I've gotten dumber reading this. And that is impossible. How dare you? Let me tell you another quick story and I think you'll see where these two meet up. Okay. You know how we have the little video clips from the podcast and they go online?

Yeah. I'm familiar. Yeah. TikTok, Instagram reels, Facebook, YouTube shorts. Shorts. Yep. So we've got a video clip that's like over 60 seconds. Now I'm pretty sure TikTok,

you can have like 10 minute videos on there now. Instagram, is that 90 seconds? Or has it gone up to three minutes? Three minutes, yeah. That's a long time. That's almost a music video. Yeah. Should we make a music video?

Yeah, so Instagram's fine, TikTok's fine, but I wasn't, how long is YouTube Shorts? Oh, I think that's gone up, it used to be 60. Well, I also didn't know, so guess what I Googled? How? How long can shorts be? I Googled length of shorts. I googled length of shorts.

And then I spent 25 minutes reading this blog from the essential man, the shorts fit God. I google shorts length. Do you think that Peter Neuen who wrote this article, he was asleep, right? article? He knows what he's doing. He was asleep, right? No, he knows what he's doing. No, he was asleep. Yeah. And he gets a bing on his phone and he goes, someone's hitting me blog. Someone's hitting me blog. Someone's online.

Okay, what should I Google? How long is shorts? No, just shorts length. This is what I Googled. Is this because of the email you sent me? Yes. He's the first person that comes up. Is this because of the email you sent me yesterday? Yes! He sent me a message that comes up!

So, you were here when that, I'm pretty sure Lily was here when that happened. And I'm guessing this is what Lily heard. What? Uh huh. Is that about right? Yeah, can confirm. Then you turned to me and looked at me and you just showed your screen

and it's like all these men's shorts. And I was like, yeah. She's like, like those ones on the left. Like, do you want advice? She goes, how confident are you in your thighs? Yeah. What's your sweet spot? She like looks under the desk.

That is so fucking funny. And if anyone's keen, theessentialman.com for all your conversation and community around short length and attire. But how long can YouTube shorts be? We still don't know. Peter hasn't written a blog about that yet. We're waiting for that to drop. Yeah, so Charles was at the start of that story because I did message him saying, I think this video can be a bit longer. How long?

And I said, let me figure that out. And then you just never replied. And I'll find out how long. Should have pinned the group chat, then you would have been able to very easily. It was on email. Short B. Email? Yeah.

Doesn't email feel so professional? Oh, it's up to three minutes now. No, it's six inch inseam I think we all covered it. Okay I'm a five inch inseam and a three minute. How do you fit an eight inch cock in a five inch pant? Sorry. How? So anyway we all had a great productive time in the office yesterday. That's good. Yeah.

That is good. Oh good. Hey, I've got a, you love to see it here. And Tony was actually present when this happened. Yeah. Yesterday I'm driving home and often when I'm driving home from work, I'll give Tony a buzz. Yeah.

It's actually one of my favorite parts of the day. Oh, so you look sometimes my, my annoying. No, I like it. So I'm driving home. I'll give Tony a buzz and, and we're chatting and I go, Oh, I you're sometimes my my annoying. No, I like it. So I'm driving home. I'll give Tony a buzz and And we're chatting and I go up. I've seen something I Saw someone driving with a coffee on the roof of their car now you hear these stories and you go well But you always hear the person going. Oh, I put my coffee on top of the car Never you never see a guy fanging down main road, Altham next to Altham lower park with a coffee on his car.

And I was like, Oh, I've seen it. Yep. And then what happened this morning? Well, these two yahoos who work at Tarp Tower. Ryan and I, we were upstairs working diligently. Of course, we should have done one of those videos like we're recording at 9am. Let's see what time people turn up. Oh, yeah

And we hear this hubbub downstairs And Lily and Charles had pulled in at the kind of similar time and little got out and then she was like, oh hang on I'll let you pull in first and I'll go because I've got to leave soon and then Charles gets she gets back in her car Charles Charles races around and they both start laughing. We're like, what happened? And Charles is like, she left her coffee on the roof. So had you driven from the cafe with the coffee on the roof

or was it just as you were maneuvering downstairs? No, it was just as I was maneuvering. Yeah. I wish that I drove from the cafe. That would be huge. And it stayed on, that would be huge. I would be really impressed by someone's driving if it stayed on.

Especially the start of the driveway. Yeah, because you got to like get over that little bump. And I kind of wish that I let you leave it there just to see if it was to survive or not. For comedy. Like reverse into the garage. Did you know Charles though that if it fell off you would have to clean it? Who would have to clean it? Charles. And it was like the creamy coffee so it would have to clean it Charles and it was like the creamy coffee so would be Milky and stuff yeah, no that would be like that like fat sheen Yeah, like that cream leaves in but you could have gone just around the corner to the BP for 12 bucks and just clean the car You can't take the factory floor to the car wash you can't take the office where it landed to the car wash Yeah, it would have happened outside, out front, communal property.

No, because it would have been as she was pulling into the thing. Oh, I care about the community here where we work. Yeah, sorry that you don't give a fuck about the shared driveway. Oh, says the girl that shat on it. Oh, sorry, I forgot what that was because it's not the date to talk about it. I didn't shit on the driveway. I shat in the little garden. And I'm not allowed to bring it. I shot in the little garden. And I'm not allowed to bring it up till February 29, 2028. April fools. I also saw the room

camera yesterday. There was somebody in that. I was just about to say, yeah, there was someone in that garden like weeding it yesterday. Oh, they're not weeds, mate. Tell them to be careful. Might be a tomato plant. No, anyway, I got to get up to see here. What a joy I've said. The other day on the pod, we said like, every cloud has a silver lining. And it does.

And I think you said like, oh, but what's the opposite of that? Like when, and I said, every silver lining has a cloud. Well, Mike, Lauren shared this on Patreon. And I just, this gave me a little peep of my step. I really liked it. Mike said, instead of every silver lining has a cloud,

try sunny days still have shade. Ah. So it can be a great day, but still a bit of shade around. A sunny day still has shade. Isn't that nice? Well, is it nice or is it a bit sad? Because every sunny day still has shade. No, because I think Well is it nice or is it a bit sad because every sunny day still has shade? No because I think it's just like a fact. Like it's a beautiful sunny day but it's still going

to be shady. Yeah. Some spots. Yeah. I just thought that was really nice. Thanks for sharing that Mike. Thank you Mike. Appreciate that. Nice perspective. What's the every silver? Oh yeah, you know, no, yep, yep, yep, yep yep sorry I'm rattled someone's mentioned a $12 car wash yeah it's hard for me to think about it. And a mac and cheese ball. Could we get mac and cheese balls in it? Where's that place that does them? Oh sorry I just gotta chill. Where's the place that I used to get the mac and cheese balls from? I don't know. There'll be a place in Preston or Thornbury that would do a fucking mean mac and cheese ball somewhere.

Probably like every burger place has them now. Yeah and so we'll go down there, we'll get a box and then we'll leave them in the drive in the car wash. In the car wash. That does sound pretty good actually. Do you want a kiss in there? Yeah. Yeah okay.

I'll be all cheesy. Yeah just the two of us or are we bringing these clowns? My car needs a wash so you guys can be in the back seat if you want. Ah, the Jimny will be getting a wash. Thank you very much. But we could be in the back seat. No gear stick in the way, except for the one that I need. That was pretty hot and cool. That was very hot and cool. Alright, love you. We're back tomorrow. Bye.

Don't know what we'll talk about yet. I do. Something... Something is killing our sex lives. Yeah, it's that Charles isn't driving the car. Something is killing our sex lives. Yeah, it's that Charles isn't driving the car. Two things. But there is something that women are doing that statistically decreases. It's not because it's just... It's never my fault, mate.

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