Toni and Ryan - Who's The Father? (and other Astrocartography Map Findings)

Episode Date: July 13, 2025

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Shop the Summer Pre-Roll and infuse pre-roll sale today at ocs.ca and participating retailers. I'm Joshua Jackson and I'm returning for the audible original series, Oracle, season three, Murder at the Grandview. Six 40-somethings took a boat out a few days ago. One of them was found dead. The hotel, the island, something wasn't right about it.

Psychic agent Nate Russo is back on the case and you know when Nate's killer instincts are required, anything's possible. This world's gonna eat you alive. Listen to Oracle Season 3, Murder at the Grandview, now on Audible. If Bridget and I go to Mexico at the end of the year, we're probably going to have a second child. I said that I'll come and be the official cock blocker. If Bridget gives birth to a child and it comes out looking like you, I'll be for, I'll know. Imagine if it had little glasses and a denim jacket and you're like, who's is it?

Oh no, Tony again. Hi, this is Estee from Queen Creek, Arizona in the United States. Hi, I'm Roswin from Carmarthen, Wales. Hi, my name's Emily from Shero, Tasmania, and I approve this podcast. All right, we're starting today with just a quick update. Now, no one realizes this, but we're recording an hour later than we should have because Lily came in and said, have we all checked our astro cartography map interpretations? So let me just bring you up to speed really quick. We're all feeling very in tune with ourselves.

Charles has been told that as long as he doesn't live in Melbourne, he'll be fine. If Richard and I go to Mexico at the end of the year, which we are, we're probably going to have a second child. Lily, do not go to Japan. And if Tony goes to a tropical island, well, she's probably going to meet a local tropical island boy and never come home. It's said to avoid the Pacific. Yeah.

And if Sophie, who's not in this week, maybe she already knew. Maybe hers was like steer clear of podcast factories in the Northern suburbs. She's like, oh, it says I've got a line here. I don't think that that's right. Oh, no. So that's how our morning's going. How's your morning going? If you're new here, sorry that that was a chaotic way to start.

But no, I'm not. And you wouldn't be. No, no, because you're new here, sorry that that was a chaotic way to start, but. No, I'm not. You wouldn't be. No, no, no. Because you're on island time, baby. No, I think that's just the whole thing, isn't it? And. And encourage people to do that and see if it's right for you. We'll put the instructions in the link in the episode thread in Facebook and in YouTube

as well. I'm like. Lily, you'll have to do that. Have a good day everyone because we have we have a productive week because we have. It's like high. Um, what's that thing like high spiritual, emotional energy? It does lead to that. But what's the thing? It's like, if it's good, it makes you feel awesome. And if it's bad, it doesn't make you feel great. Cause Charles is having a f*****g existential crisis over there about having moved to Melbourne. Yeah, and Bridget and I are banned from looking at each other on our trip.

Yeah, I said that I'll come and be the... No, hold on. Is it yours? That I'll be the official cock blocker. If Bridget gives birth to a child and it comes out looking like you, I'll be for... I'll know. Imagine if it like, had a baby and it had little glasses. Last one with little glasses and a fridge and a denim jacket.

And you're like, who's is it? Yeah. And you're like, oh no, Tony again. Oh little Tommy, Tommy. Yeah. Our little Italian Tony. I watched a YouTube video about pizza just before, so. Anyway. And how know that go.

It's funny that we're talking about maps because we've got time zone chat. We do. Should I just play the video? Play the video. All right. This is what we've been sent 5,000 times. Yes. I just found out about Australia's time zones and they're so bad they're going to send my

family back for generations. First let's just say it's 8 p.m. in Western Australia. For some reason, the Northern Territory in South Australia go by half hours, it would make it 930 there. Unless it's daylight savings and then it'd be 1030 in South Australia, they don't believe in daylight savings. Daylight savings should also be illegal, by the way. But it gets worse.

Even though east of South Australia is Queensland, New South Wales, Victoria and Tasmania, they're 10 PM and not 10 30. Unless it's daylight savings and then a New South Wales, Victoria and Tasmania, it would be 11 PM. These territories don't believe in daylight savings. These do an absolute abomination. And don't worry. It gets so much worse right here. If you're like, it can't possibly get worse. This is terrible. If it's 8pm in Western Australia, it's 8.45 in this little area right here with a town called Cocklebitty. I'm totally not shocked in a town called Cocklebitty would make an absolutely insane decision. This is a war crime Australia. What are we doing here?

Um... I have been to Cocklebitty and it fucked me off so much. Well because they literally have a sign that's like hey sorry just letting you know that the time does change here like it's like a big huge sign on the road. We're kind of in between time zones so we've just split the difference. Yeah. No you're either in it or you're not. Is it like if you drive fast enough you don't have to really mind? Yeah, but like real fast. You know what, like if you just like hoof through there like it doesn't really matter. Yeah, but it's so far away from anything else it's like your only place to eat and fill up with petrol and like you can't just hoof through. Oh you've got to do it. Yeah. Nah, I think that even though I would like a sign with the town

that says cockle beanie because that's pretty funny yeah now um look can I just read some comments please because over the years I've been banned trying to talk about time zones yeah we can plan about time zones when we used to do live streams I used to say oh if you live here it's there and if you live here it's there and it was always wrong yeah Danielle hi Danielle I always wondered why you winch so much about time zones they're not that complicated they fucking are then I saw this video and I apologize for my Daniel. I always wondered why you winch so much about time zones. They're not that complicated. They fucking are. Then I saw this video and I apologize for my sincere error.

This is fucked. Thank you. Mel. Hi Mel. I always wondered why Ryan was such a fucking idiot when it came to time zones. Hey that's a bit rough on you mate. They're not that hard. But having watched this, this is an abomination.

It really is. Thank you Mel. And because as I'm asking you a melody nice as Is mentioned in the video that like not everybody does daylight savings? So it's even though it's fucked at a baseline It's even more fucked during daylight savings because some places move forward an hour, but the rest stay the same So it's not like the difference between Perth and Melbourne is always two hours. Sometimes it's three. And like the difference between 9pm and midnight is significant. So like if I've got like friends and family in Perth, which I do, it's actually a very

big time difference for them to me. When professional sport is on, what time would you say it's like normal time for a professional sports game to be on? Probably like 7.30 p.m. or like midday. When I was doing breakfast radio in Perth. Mm hmm. Hang on, I'm going to have to fucking lock in here. Yep. The cricket started at 8 a.m While styles on air so 5 a.m. It started What oh sorry 6 a.m. Was it not Dalit Savings

You've already adjusted for that. So when I was in see this is what we're talking about Fucking prime example. I'm trying to do breakfast radio and the crickets on on the screen in the studio. Good luck getting anything out of me that hour. Yeah. There's actually some great audio of me and Zayv just watching the cricket on Hit 92.9. Well, that is terrible.

But I think I also have to disagree with something which is that daylight savings should be illegal. Hard disagree. I love daylight savings. It fucking rules. It's the best. It's just the Northern Territory, Perth and Queensland need to fucking get on board. Cause I feel like as a country we should do it or we should not do it. That is 1000%. But I do get that in the Northern Territory and Queensland, it's already sunny

later cause they're, you know, the latitude and longitude of it all but what do the astrological maps on chat GPT say that? So I've got the astrocartography map here and I'm gonna say how does it feel how do you feel about daylight savings? Does daylight savings affect the map? Let me ask does daylight savings affect this question mark? She's typing. Such a good question. Love that you're thinking like a true astro sloot. Short answer, no. As long as your birth time was correctly adjusted for daylight savings at the time you were born because you got to put in your birth time. So you're still gonna get lucky on the island. Yeah. Yeah. Basically, when all's said and done, daylight savings is not going to affect you getting pregnant in Mexico.

Now, as you can see, we are very time zone challenged here, Tony and Ryan. However, it's too much to take on. Yeah. And we've stopped taking it on. The farmer in the paddock can't wonder what time it is in New York. So true. Do you know what I mean? Well the reason Queens... alright one more. The reason Queensland don't do daylight savings is because the cows don't like it. And I'm like I don't think the cows know what time it is anyway. It's the dumbest... The cows don't know when to be milked. They'll eat a fucky curtains. None of it's true.

Well that is true about the curtains because if there's an extra hour of daylight at the end of the day, they'll fade more quickly. Or the classic like, oh, well, if we're saving all this daylight, when do we get to spend it? It's like the fucking anti-vax of time chat. It's just truly terrible. Someone's got it worse than us. No, they don't.

They do. I tell you don't. They do. I tell you right now. They do. And it's this guy in New York City. Oh. Um, now- New York City is not good for me. I found this on Twitter.

I found that out on my astro-cardiography. Yeah, I'll steer clear of this story. I'm allowed to go, but it's not good for family for me. I wouldn't stay there, no. Yeah. Now, this is what happened to a guy in New York. You're joking. I told my coworker we had a 9am meeting. Now this is what happened to a guy in New York. You're joking.

I told my coworker we had a 9 a.m. meeting. Yeah? We were in New York, he was in Los Angeles. He showed up at 9 a.m. his time and by the time he showed up, the meeting was over, the decision had been made and the company had been sold. So he gets there, goes, Oh, I'm here. And they go, Oh, you're a bit late. And he goes, Oh, what, what happened?

He goes, yeah, the company's gone. Like, yeah, you're fired. This was the HR meeting and you missed it and you're gone. Now, but imagine turning up to a meeting for work and you were that late that the company didn't exist anymore. Imagine thinking that someone was telling you in your time zone. Like I would just assume, like if someone in Perth

said to me, we'll jump on at 8 a.m. I'd go, you mean your time, I'll adjust. Did you do that for the cricket before? Yes, I did. You said it was 8 a.m. and I was like, let me adjust. But he was already in Perth. Cause he was doing radio already. Sorry, so I heard you say it's stuck, you know what I mean?

I've done the right thing. Hi, I'm Roswin from Carmarthen, Wales. Hi, my name's Emily from Surotaz, Maniak. This is Estee Anderson from Arizona. You're listening to Tony and Ryan. You're listening to Tony and Ryan. You're listening to Tony and Ryan. You're listening to Tony and Ryan.

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Thanks Jill. Victoria, where we are. Good place for me and my cartography, but not long-term. No, not good for Charles. Not good for Charles at all. We got a meeting after this actually. Tiffany, thanks Tiff. Kasia Badamiara, love that, thank you very much.

Amelia Ayala, Brian Jensen and Robert Vettetta. Oh my god. Robert Vettetta. Apparently for my creativity, Italy and Switzerland very good for me. So I'll be going next year, I think Hot Girl Euro Summer. I'm going to Austria to swim in that pool. That crazy pool.

Yeah, that we put on the live stream. Yeah. And apparently Austria is great for children. Cause I said, is there any Austrians watching and is it good for kids? And they said, yes and yes. Do you remember that part? Was that 4am?

I do actually remember that. Now that you've said, I wouldn't have remembered if you asked me to say it, but now I guess. Now I've got a way for a lot of tarpas to make money because what's the point of being a white guy with a podcast and not give financial advice. Okay.

Now let's calm down. White women do it too. On sportsbet.com.au, they're running a book where you can bet on who's gonna be on I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here Australia next year. And on the list paying $13 to one is Tony Lodge. Now.

Oh wow. Thanks everyone. Um, so because you, me and our community of tarpers, we don't keep secrets. And we believe in insider trading. And we believe in insider trade. Yeah. If I believe in anything, it's insider trading. Yeah. You never worry when you're insider. Trading fluids. Yes. I believe in insider trading more than I believe in artocatography maps. What were they called again?

Astrocatography. That's exactly what I said. Yeah, and that's a lot. Yeah. At this stage, Tony Lodge, are you going into the jungle? Actually, are you allowed to say? I've signed an NDA. No, no, no, I'm not going to the jungle.

I would, that's not for me. No, no, but like, could it be for the right amount? No, I don't think so. Okay, so what if we've already put some money on it, $13 to one, and now we're trying to sway you to protect our investment. Oh. Cause me and Charles have got 50 each. Really?

Thousand, $50,000 you bet each. No, I think it's a $50 limit, which is quite disappointing. Is that because it would be easy to find out the truth? Probably, yeah. Like in Australia, especially, everyone knows someone who knows that land. If a lot of boys on the construction site start betting either way about Tony and or Ryan,

you know I've been chatting to Dave Parsons. Exactly. No, I'm not going into the jungle. I'd... Ooh. Ooh. We don't do pranks. What happened Charles?

I think the power went out. Oh my, put the aircons on. The aircons on back up. We're still recording. We're still recording. This is fucking thrilling. This is amazing. This is all of the-

This is us getting used to the jungle. This is so spooky. It is spooky. It is spooky. It's cause we talked about the astro cartography, the ghosts. Maybe the Northern suburbs of Melbourne. Do you think it's my mum?

Hi mum. She wants me to go on Armour Celebrity, get me out of here! Charles is running downstairs right now to try and fix the power. This is crazy. This feels very good doesn't it? Is your tea still warm or did the powers up out as well? That is so funny! It's still warm though, it's good. Shall I light a candle? Do you know what we used to do as kids when the power went out?

We used to play charades. Do you want to play? Obviously only good for people watching on YouTube. Ready? Movie. Titanic. Nice. You do one. All right. What's the thing for TV show? TV show. The Simpsons. Oh, you have to tell me how many words, two words. The, first word, angry, angry, mad, mad, mad men.

Yes. Yes. Oh my God. Okay. I've got one. Book, four, I've got one. Book. Four. I don't need therapy. Available now at tonynryan.com.au. What if I told you that this is all a ruse? And we are actually in the jungle. And it's part of Hot Take Tony.

Imagine if the lights being off was part of the set. It's not, but imagine if I'd planned that. I think going dark before your hot take and then as you drop the take you're like I'm so sorry. Charles is on the ground. I'm going to film Charles. This is very meta but there's Ryan. Hi. There's Charles on the floor. Oh girl. Oh, I'm not recording. There's Ryan.

Sorry, take two. There's Ryan. I'm glad that we captured that elsewhere. That is so good. That's so funny. Sophie knew something. That's why she didn't come in today. Um, so I have a thought. Yeah.

You know how- Please share it. That I really like that when the power goes out, there's still like other lights. So there's still a bit of shat. Like see, you can still kind of see us a little bit. Oh, there's me. Oh. Oh, guess who?

There's Ryan. Oh. And we're not sponsored by TCL. Oh, guess who? There's Ryan. Oh! And we're not sponsored by TCL. It's just the TCL. Is that you know how in movies when it's like pitch black it's obviously not because you need to be able to see them? Yeah. And it's just like, you're like, well,

you're obviously not in the outback in the pitch black because there's a light sort of. But the moon. Yeah, but you just like watching you go, well, that's obviously like not how that would work. Yeah. But it's a movie. So you have to be able to see them. Yeah. When we went dark just then, there was still like enough. Yeah. So it felt like a movie. It felt right. She's there bright once you've had them off. You know,

on the Simpsons when like it's in the dark and like, you can just see their eyes. That always makes me laugh. So we're just looking into the TV. TVs should not need a fucking login. That's a hot take. Don't waste your hot takes, man. Hot takes are only coming up in a second. We're back. Okay, we are back.

All right, and we are back. I don't know, the 15 minutes that just happened in darkness there, does that get uploaded to fucking the dark web or something? No, I reckon it stays in. We were entertaining the whole time. We played charades. We did play charades.

People were good at it. We were good at it. But basically, where we're at is, anytime Tony says she's not going on I'm a celeb, get me out of here, the lights go dark. So don't say that again. So I won't say that.

Because if you were going on I'm a celeb, I don't know how it is in other countries, but the whole start and teaser promo is like who's going in. Yeah. There's never like, oh. And they give clues of like, yeah. Yeah, and that's like the whole excitement of the first week like who's going in. Yeah. There's never like, oh, and they give clues of like, yeah. And that's like the whole excitement of the first week is who's going in. So if you were going in, you'd still have to pretend like you weren't. Oh

yeah. And you say like, oh no, I'm, I'm. It's got a week off. I've got a week off or, you know. But here's the, here's what I want to know. And Charles and Lily have both worked in TV. So maybe they can give me some insight here. Is that whilst Tony signs the deal and goes, yeah, yeah, like NDA and I won't say anything until I go in. Like I don't have to sign anything. But isn't it the joy of like the thing is making money on sportsbet.com.au. So true. But I think that the joy part would be that like you wouldn't want to scoop it

because you'd want people to be talking about it and wondering what's going on. Scoop John doesn't deal like that. No, I think you would. I would love to scoop it. I would want to scoop it. I would want to make the money. I would want tarpas to be all up in sports bets, asshole, just dominating. Because I don't have a deal with Channel 10.

Yeah, true. You haven't, yeah, Tony hasn't allowed us to say anything. Fuck, good for you, sweetheart. So I really wanted to go on the slip, but, but they said, no, because we don't trust Ryan. You're not allowed to go on. I wouldn't be able to go on that show for, I mean, I wouldn't really want to. But the thing that gives me the biggest ick about that is that people say I'm a celebrity. Yeah. That is the worst thing on earth The only way we could have anything to do with it is if you go in but every day you're allowed to sneak out

For half an hour and do an episode. Do the podcast. So I'll just sit backstage Just you know, yeah on the yellow couch ready to go Yeah, and then I'll just hang out with the Leopards or whatever they do in the other times. Yeah and Or we hosted it. Oh with the Leopards or whatever they do in the other times. Yeah. Or we hosted it. Oh, we hosted the show. We were the Robert Irwin and Julia. Morris.

Morris. Yeah, because. Lady Julia Morris. And then we could still do our show. Because I'm more concerned about this show. I don't really give a fuck about their show. No, but that's exactly why I think, because what you go in there and you're in there

for fucking six weeks or four weeks or whatever. If you keep getting voted for. True. And I probably wouldn't the Australian public, I don't know if they'd like me. No, I think they would, which would be an issue for our show. So I think that's where we got to find a middle.

The longer, yeah. Or what if I get like the real celebrity deal where they go, oh no, and he got out after two days. Cause they could only afford to pay David Beckham to be in there for two days. Yeah, or David Beckham is just on Zoom for like half an hour. And then he goes, no, I don't think so. And then they just don't do it.

Yeah. What if you went in as David Beckham? Cosplay. Like coming up, did you? Spat really far. Yeah, that's really far. It'd be like, oh, and this season on I'm a Celebrity, David Beckham as played by a podcaster, Tony Lodge. Yeah. And they go, who?

Yeah. David Beckham. So anyway, Tony can't speak for the on the matter, but I can. So if you want some cash, keep watching the Tony and Ryan podcast, listening in, I'll give you the hot tip and we'll all fucking cash in. If you want to make money, I wouldn't put money on me. You have to say that. Cause they all go, oh, I don't know. Question, can you- Sorry, my whole fucking throat just closed up.

Can you like bet against, be like- No, and that's what I was investigating because that would have been the easiest cash. Yeah, cause we all go, there's no way Tony Lodge is going in there and we all fucking, then we get to go out and have a steak. Yeah, but then imagine. That sounds fucking nice.

Imagine then two weeks before you get this like, hey, Tony, would you like to come on the show? And you know that we're all locked and loaded on. That's more important to me. What the tarpas have invested in is more important. And I just needed you to say, can you say it, look down the barrel and say that again? Well, I would obviously say no, because you've all bet it against me going in there. You have to be a celebrity to go on those shows. Oh, true. We've all seen it.

You would be more well known than, I'd say, at least half of the people. No way. No, no, no, no, no. Can we pull up who was on last year and see how many of them we've heard of? I've worked on it and I can't remember the name of a single person that was on the streets in the day I worked on. and I can't remember the name of a single person that was on the streets in the day I worked on. Well, cause Charlotte from Jersey, Geordie Shaw was on it.

Yeah, but they have the top end, but then they've got the bottom half, which is like. Yeah, true. Oh, sorry, actually Vicky Patterson is the only person I remember. And you said she was really nice. I've also heard that Charlotte was absolutely lovely. But yeah, I don't know that people would know

who I am on that show. I don't know who any of these people are. Yeah, I think you're missing the point, Tom. I've just looked up the light up. Is this from last year? From 2024 and I don't know who any of these people are. Can you put a picture on our screen or behind me or something of like the cast? You're on the UK one, Charles.

Which is bigger than the Australian one. Yeah. Okay. Okay, so I'm the Australian version. It's like, so I'm a celeb get me out of here in 2024. Sky Wheatley was the winner. I don't know who that is. Oh, Denise Drysdale. Jesus. I haven't heard that name in 25 years. Candice Warner. I don't know who that is. Dave Warner's wife. Um, she's an iron woman. Frankie Muniz. Brittany Hockley. Brittany Hockley. Who we know. Oh, hang on. Here's the thing. Michelle Bridges. You know, like I would, I would know. The only one I know on this list is Callum Hull, who was a Love Island star.

Oh, I don't know. I don't know who that is. The only, oh, I know Khan. I'm friends with Khan. I know Brittany and Frankie Muniz because Malcolm in the Middle. But the rest of them. Malcolm in the Middle, like he came for three days and was like, oh, I've been voted out.

He was, he withdrew on the 14th of April. So I'm guessing that he was the third person out, but he didn't get eliminated. He obviously did the, I'm a celebrity, get me out of here. Cause he had to go and film the Malcolm in the middle reboot. Understandably. He goes like, you can only afford me for four days, which is what I reckon would be the same for like David Beckham. As played by Tony Lodge.

Now, Tony, last week we introduced the Hot Take Tony segment and said that it's on its way. Yep. And we were, and I don't know where we're up to, but what I remember from last week is that there was discussions of what's it going to look like this new segment called Hot Take Tony? Is there going to be pyrotechnics? I believe there was flames on a jacket was discussed.

Anything that's like hot take Tony. And I'm thinking very Guy Fieri flames, spiky hair, but can you bring us up to speed? Well, so we decided that we needed to workshop how to make this look really different and really fun. All the things that you just said were all things that like tarpers suggested and that we went back and forth on. There was a few more comments on our YouTube.

So if you're watching on YouTube, you can comment below all of your thoughts. We kind of go through them. Do we have a smoke alarm up here? We do actually. Really? Isn't, oh no, that's a PowerPoint. Considering all the shit we've done up here,

the fact that we've never set it off probably implies there is one. But we've never really it off probably implies there is a- But we've never really done anything like that. We've given the air fryer a fucking fair crack on something. Oh, but the air fryer. I've like, I've never set my smoke alarm off at home. Oh, I set my smoke alarm off at home.

You're obviously not cooking right now. Because yeah, my house always- Every time I cook, it's fucking gone. Oh yeah, it's out. I'm in the hallway and I just close the door. Yeah, so can I. And it's fucking gone. Oh yeah. I'm in the hallway and I just close the door. Yeah, so can I. And it still goes off. What I'm saying is do we have smoke alarms

and is everything in play? I think everything is in, everything is in play and I'm comfortable saying that cause it's not the route I think that we should go down. So is it in play? Yes, love to hear the suggestion but it's not what I think I'm gonna do. I mean, I'm just one vote. Yeah, no, I know and I am pro flames great

There will be flames. It just won't be hot Someone suggested in the YouTube comments whiteboard with flames drawn all over it I actually do like that so that I could like wheel it in which I quite liked as well You wheel that in I sit Down and then it's like Because hard to cover a white because it's what? But you have to be really good Yeah, like you just color it in yeah, but like you know how even you go out this and there's kind of like white streaks behind

it yeah, but he's that part of the character of the what I'm saying is if you started with a blackboard with orange and red chalk Yeah, same effect, but it would do you reckon I can to be easier than a whiteboard. I Would love to a b-test But I think a whiteboard a blackboard actually might solve this problem But a whiteboard is gonna be super reflective because we've got so many lights in here. I was like, it's just gonna look a bit shit. A few people also suggested lights

with like material and fans. So it's kind of like noisy though. We've learned that during the Olympics. Gotta think. Remember that little. Nah, I do, but you have to think about how people think. Yeah, we learned that during the Olympics sounds like something huge happened

Oh, and didn't we all learn that during the Olympics You know what I mean? Yes a few more suggestions of a guy Fieri type number I actually did in the end do a live stream Last Wednesday to come up with some ideas. We spent quite a lot of time workshopping like a painted denim jacket, but realized that it just looks too similar to what I look like in real life. And is that just a bit like, it doesn't look different enough. It's maybe not as severe. Is that bad news for the segment or like concerning for your everyday? Okay, let me just flag.

Not because I wear denim jackets with flames on them, but because I wear denim a lot. Nah, Tony just loves... If you go to a service station, that is Tony's fashion choices. If you see me in real life, I'm always wearing stuff with flames on it. Or like the bottom of your car has like flame stickers. A flame decal? That is shocking and that's not what, that's not true and it's not what we're doing. You're right, we need to avoid that because it is too similar.

So we're not doing that. I think you just got to have the flame to not flame ratio up so high that it doesn't conflict with your everyday outfit. My personal life. Yeah. With your everyday outfit. My personal life, yes. With your personal. Lots of people offer something so plainly fucking offensive that it made me wanna throw up a green screen.

Absolutely not. I can do better than that. This is a huge- Can you please show me the thing that's better? Charles. See, but I was thinking that- That's good. But in like real life.

The pyro in real life? They're on AliExpress for $400 each. How many will we need? Seven? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. They've got eight. And who's that? I don't know.

I just searched pyrotechnics. I'm guessing it's like fucking disturbed or something. That looks pretty sick. Um, but yeah, so like at a concert, Taylor Swift had them during reputation era that was flames. But no, I don't think that we're gonna go down the route of real flames for safety reasons.

Also cost, it's gonna be pretty expensive. But I thought I can do better than a green screen. So I would like to introduce to you a sketch. I was wondering why you had that notebook. I was like, is this a new creative? Like, I just carry around my journal. It is, but I have a sketch here. Yeah.

Of the idea. I introduce to you Hot Take Tony, the angel of darkness. Oh. Your face is on fire. Yes. So, what we're thinking- Hang on, how is- What we're thinking-

Okay, Tony's showed me a sketch of her face being on fire. No, okay, let me explain. Show that to the camera, please. Yeah, I'll do a close-up later. But what it is, is a big cape with like a big collar, and on the inside of the collar is going to be all the flame like like satin or felt or something TBD you know what I mean? Not like real flames. That would have been sick. And then that I will set on fire. And then the black cape is going to be

like black velvet or something and then all at the the bottom is gonna be like flittery flames across the bottom, which you won't be able to see when I sit down, obviously. No, but we'll feel it. We'll know it. We'll feel it. And the other thing that's gonna help is that I'm gonna have a headband with flames all coming up the top. Okay, this is fucking awesome.

Can I ask you to Google something? Can you Google Adam Sandler Opera Man? Because this is what I have imagined. Obviously plus flames. No, no, no, no. It's not going to look like that because it's less vampire-y and more Princess of Darkness. Princess of Darkness in my mind is vampire. I've been listening to a lot of Black Sabbath lately. You can tell. And so obviously Ozzy Osbourne, bless him, is the Prince of Darkness, I believe was like his thing and so this is where I've gotten a little

bit of inspo. However, the piece de resistance is that I am going to have us like a stick, like a staff, like shaped like a matchstick. And be on fire? Not real fire. Love the Statue of Liberty though. Like it implies fire. Yeah. Yeah.

This is fucking cool. Fire implication. How long, um, I know you're a craftsmith. But what's our timeline? Because this sounds impressive. And I feel like I feel like we need to do it justice. Yeah, no, absolutely. You know, so where where's your head at? OK, so I love this. Yeah, I'm really excited.

I do have to do a little bit more research because over the weekend might have tried a material that did not work out, no spoilers, that's okay. Oh, can you spoil it? If it didn't work. Nope, nope. No. Okay.

But tried something, didn't work, which has pushed the timeline out a little bit, but Charles and I have discussed, and you'll like this. I, technically, we have the technical ability for me to go to spotlight and live stream while I'm wearing a GoPro on my head. Oh, to go and find the stuff. To go and buy more stuff. So the stuff that I've tried didn't work.

We figured out though that we could, and it was the weekend I was like, okay, like let Charles, you know, deal with his own life. Yes, Charles. I've been thinking about this as well. Yep. And I was like, should you have it on your head though, or should you be holding like a stick of it

or have it like chest strapped? Because I just feel like if you're like talking, you're not gonna be able to see it. I think we need two cameras. We can't do two GoPros. Oh. But I don't wanna hold it. That's the first time I've ever said,

Charles say, I'm not good enough to figure that out. Don't you do it. He's having a crisis about Melbourne. I don't think we can give him a crisis out there. The crisis about Melbourne, the power's going out in the building. Yeah, it's all bad signs. Technically we can do it.

It will just cost a lot to do multiple cameras. And I'm already over budget. Hang on. First of all, I just want to list off Tony's favorite things and see where we're at to with this current adventure. This is like that video where they say like chicken and walk to the dog and they're like, ah, ah. Actually, though, like when you are like with my old dog Zach. Ray's. His name is Zach. Both blue. But you could never say the word walk. Oh because they go ah. Yeah he'd just go nuts you'd have to go oh um so and so for a

WAL cat. Yeah. Um so he's. Not that smart then obviously. Yeah because he can't spell. Couldn't spell. Yeah um smart then obviously. Yeah, because he can't spell. Couldn't spell. Yeah. Um, live streaming with something strapped to her head. What's the store called? Spotlight. Spotlight. Ling craft maybe if we get desperate. Finding stuff to do craft with. I mean. Charles will be there. Charles will be there. Doing shit in, is this on patreon or where's this? It's gonna be in patreon. Yeah, I mean Could we put it could we get like a trolley because I'm guessing you'll have a trolley anyway I'll make a trolley Yeah and then we like put the GoPro at the top of the trolley so then you can like see you driving around and then

All the stuff you put it because me holding the GoPro on a stick is gonna affect my craft abilities because I can't have one in the hand I just think in terms of I just think in terms of Tony's perfect day I mean put a dome of Spresky in her and put her in a pool and call it a fucking afternoon I was literally about to say imagine if we got a booze juice on the way home Yeah, that's like what else is there? What else is there? What else is there? Okay, so I'm at spotlight and guess what? My hair's a bit wet because I've already been swimming in the morning.

My hot glue gum is heating up. With your power pack that's powering the GoPro, could that power a hairdryer? Get it all going. And a George Foreman grill. So I've got a toasted sandwich, a toasted sandwich, a booze juice, a GoPro, a craft shop, and I've been swimming. Literally finger me, I'm done. Everyone go and check out my Instagram stories because I'm going to draw that.

Anyway, so stay tuned. Stay tuned. Stay tuned. Yeah. Um, might be a little while until the actual segment gets up and running, but that's just art takes time. Um, and I've always said that. It does take time. Um, my love to see it is, uh, Tapa Shane's attitude. Hi, Shane. Yeah. Now, uh, is Tarpas Shane's attitude. Hi Shane. Yeah, now, last, or a few weeks ago now, I guess, Shane was laid off from his job. You know, redundancies,

times are tough, it's whatever. Yeah, absolutely. But Shane, he's like, well, I was there for a while, the payout was like pretty, you know. So you got a bit of runway. Got a bit of runway. And Shane has decided,

because he's in the US, it's gonna be the summer of Shane. He's just like- Summer of 60 Shane! decided, because he's in the US, it's gonna be the Summer of Shane. He's just like... Summer of six to Shane! Yeah, exactly. And he said to last week, I went back to Massachusetts where I'm from, caught up with heaps of friends, heaps of family,

have been hanging out, we've been doing pub trivia, I'm going to the baseball this week, you know why? Summer of Shane. It's the Summer of Shane. And not only do I... Summer of six to Shane! And not only do I love that he's like just going live in the Vidal Oka he's named it I feel like when you give it a name it just he gives me like

oh yeah I just hung out for a bit no it's the summer of six to Shane and I love to say that that's amazing good on you Shane all the best oh I've got something that's equal good vibes I've got here someone has- Is there a song involved? There isn't a song, but maybe while you're reading this out, I could come up with one. Sure. Someone has shared their Airbnb's hosts, the hosts review of them.

So you know, when you go and say in Airbnb, you rate the house and they rate- The house rates you. And the- Yeah, I get it. But the host kind of says like, oh, left it super clean. Thank you so much. This is something that our Airbnb host said about Kathleen.

Please read this. What can I say? She was like family. I wish she was my daughter. Her mother must be so proud. She was born and raised part-time exactly where I am from. Don't really get that bit. I hope I see her again. I told her I want an invitation to a wedding should she marry, but I do not know if there is a man as equal to be worthy.

Oh my God. So what's happened that way? I absolutely love that. And don't you? there is a man as equal to be worthy. Oh my God. So what's happened that weekend? I absolutely love that. And don't you, so I read this and was like, how amazing. And then I was like, don't you think that that sounds like a situation I would end up in?

Like I've gone and stayed somewhere and we've just like booked a room. Cause you remember when I first moved to Sydney and I lived with Ariel and Tui and those Vietnamese people that were doing their PhDs. And we lived with them for like two months in one room of an Airbnb. And then we went to their kids birthday party.

We went to Lunar New Year. They taught us how to make dumplings. Like it was honestly the most beautiful time. Even, hey Tony, can you run down the street and get some bread? And she's like, so I met the Baker's family and his wife is the legend. She does the same Pilates that I used to do. Yeah.

Or I get out of an Uber and I go, oh, their family's really struggling at the moment, but they think it's all going to turn around soon. And I've adopted their nephew and all is well. I've sent them some money, but this is so me. So I love to see that because wow. I actually, because of the differences of us, I actually don't like to see that. Yeah. Because I go, well, how much time have you spent on your weekend away with the fucking

Airbnb? Yeah. So this is the review they left after a 36 hour stay. That I could get so much more done in that time. All right. imagine this. If you left me alone with someone for 36 hours, I could name every person in their family tree. Well, we did 24 hours the other week and we were best friends. Ryan, Mandy, Rod, Linda, David, Bonnie, Rowdy, and then on the other side, Peter and Sally, Georgia, Kat and Rachel.

Rachel has a son, Kat has a son, Bonnie doesn't have kids, Radie doesn't have kids, but his girlfriend lives in France. Yeah, pretty good. And I don't know anything about Tony's family. There's very little to know. Yeah. No, I believe you're a rundown. No, there anything about Tony's family. There's very little to know. No, I'll give you a rundown. No, there's Libby, there's Jamie, there's Hayley. Yeah.

And there is Tyler. Who's that? That is Jamie's son, who has a pretty sick car. Yep. And then there is the boys here in Berlin. Mm-hmm. What are their names? Hayley in Templestowe. Berlin Templestowe, as people in Melbourne know, are one and the same. And then there is the boys here in Berlin. Mm-hmm. What are their names?

They live in Templestowe. In Templestowe, as people in Melbourne know, I'm one and the same. And thanks for asking, how are they referred to, Charles? And they are referred to as the boys. Libi's husband. Jamie. Nope, that's your brother.

Ooh. Well, I know he's doing his MBA at the University of Adelaide. Yep. And I know he's a more- Doxing my whole family. Because honestly- What about Jamie's wife? Doing your MBA is more important than your name.

And I've always said that. I hope not. Yeah. What I know is that I like Jamie's wife more than Libby's husband. That's not true. That's not true. That's not true. You don't know either of their names. But yeah, so I'm pretty good.

I'm pretty good. Charles' mom's name's Katie. His sister's name's Bella. His dad's name's... I should know this. Daddy. Yeah, I just know him as Mr. Patterson. Oh, sorry.

Oh! Okay, let's move it as Mr. Patterson. Sorry. Oh. Okay. Let's move it up. Let's wrap it up. Let's wrap it up. All right. See you tomorrow.

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