Toni and Ryan - Why Being LATE Is Better

Episode Date: September 30, 2025

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audible.ca little warning you may develop unrealistic expectations of real life people and that's okay that's fine totally fine do you want to give me like a breaking news sting people who are late aren't rude science proves they're just optimists um sorry I was late this by the way. Maybe I'm an optimist. Optimist Prime. Is that a transformer? Yeah, draw back you'll duck. That's the sound they make.

Is it? I'm Sarah from Warren Dye. I'm Mike from York, Pennsylvania. I'm Jazz from Essex, UK, and I'll approve this podcast. Pinching a punch for the first time of month. How is it October? Don't even get me started. It feels like March last year.

Last year. I was just about to say. It feels like March last year. Just before, I was like, oh God, could I be end of financial year soon? Like thinking that it was much. Why have you got money on your mind and money on your mind? There was like, oh, there was an ad about like a car. sale for the

Hyundai Tucson and I was like and I was like oh well that makes sense because it's yeah end of financial year and then I was like no it's not it actually almost couldn't be further from the end of financial year Tony only buys new two songs at the end of the financial year

yeah it's just all out of whack can't be buying a two song in Q4 and like so I welcome to Q4 everyone so it's just that's really thrown me and also like it's kind of nice weather like it's been nice-ish yeah like there's been a couple of hot days and whatever so it's

starting to feel like should we go and tan in your backyard this afternoon go and have a layout that actually sounds lovely how the grass torbs actually just did it yeah like nice and fresh or like antihistamine first fresh or anti-histamine first Emily because it's spring yeah yeah um but yeah torbs because it got cruel chasm because i haven't been able to do it obviously the lawn queen has been off her feet yeah I told you to get a ride on Moa. I know. I should have.

I should have lived on the end. For those playing along at home, if Tony was on a ride on Moa, it would just go, and she'd be done. It made me just turn it on and then turn it off. You know what I was surprised. Hello, we've been keeping like the stuff in the shed and whatever. I was surprised you didn't have like a robot one to do your back lawn. Do I even sell that?

Yeah. Do they? Yeah. I thought you would have that. It's surprising that you don't now that Charles has mentioned that. That does sound good. Stay tuned. But I actually enjoy doing the lawn.

And so will the robots. I feel like if I had a big bit of lawn and then a small bit, I'd be like, well, someone else can do the big bit, but I'll take care of the small bit. Yeah, because then you feel involved. Because I get to do it. And it goes, oh, the lawns are great at your place. And you go, yeah, I do that.

But it's like low stakes because it's just the little one around the back, not the full one. Yeah. Yeah. All good. All good. Well, speaking of science, Hello. I've got some science news and I've actually printed it out

because I feel like you won't believe it. So I've attached, you know how it's like I've cited the article? Oh my God. I feel like I'm in class. You know when they hand out like the handout? I want you to turn it over and read it straight away. Okay. Read it out loud straight away?

Okay. Science news. Do you want to give me like a breaking news sting? Do-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-d-n... People who are late aren't rude, science proves they're just optimists. Okay. Yep. And I thought, how great is this?

Sorry, I was late this morning, by the way. I did that for comedy. Not because of who I am as a person. Yeah, okay. But let me tell you about this science. Okay. So what the science is saying, it's, I'm a tidsoptimist. A tid-soptimist.

It is a cognitive bias where the brain. brain consistently underestimates how long task will take, not because we're careless, but because we're so optimistic and happy, go lucky, we genuinely believe. It'll all go fine. Oh, but like, it'll just all have, like, from the office to your place, in my brain, that's two minutes. Yeah. But it's deceptively 13.

It is. And, and if you get, but, like, I actually totally not what you mean, and if you get stuck through a school zone through there, that can add five or 10 minutes. We're meeting at 9 a.m. this morning. Yeah. and I tell and I was it was like 8.52 and I'm like cool pop on down no yeah just as an optimist sorry for believing in us no I actually love that um do you know what I think has made everybody in like in general I think I've always kind of being like a bit obsessed with time

but something that I reckon has made it worse was COVID because it's like if you were jumping on for a meeting and you're like, well, the meeting's at one. You're like sitting at your computer and you're kind of like, well, there's actually just no excuse to not be there because it's 1258. You're not like getting from one meeting room to the other. You're not like driving to a meeting. And so I reckon that because then if it's 101, you go, oh, you're late. When in real life, you probably wouldn't have considered that late. Was there school traffic in between your Zoom meetings? Right. Like you don't, like there's no excuse. Um, it's optimism, says the article and science.

However, it is wildly misplaced optimism. Oh, any optimism's good in my book. I'm in a good mood today, obviously. Thank you. Yeah. Maybe I'm an optimist. Optimist prime. Is that what it's called?

It's called Optimus Prime, but I just said Optimist Prime. That's quite funny. Thank you. Is that a transformer? Yeah, draw back you. That's the sound they make. Is it? Yeah.

It is. I've never transformed. Oh, you haven't? Yeah. Well, I grew up with an older brother. So I played with a lot of Hammondown Transformers. And then my nephew, Tyler, when he was born, like, love Transformers when he was little. So I've been, I've been forming for years.

Does he still love him now or is he, like, too cool now? I think he's probably a bit too cool now. Yeah. Yeah. He is pretty cool, too. He's got, like, a cool hair cart and wears, like, wear sick clothes. Yeah, he's definitely an outlier in your family, eh? He is, yeah.

He's pretty cool. Because he's cool and the lodges... Oh, yeah. No, we're not that cool. As a crew, we are... On average. We're not doing great. Yeah.

None of us were, you know, voted most popular anything like that. Now, this is fascinating. New science news. Oh, new news? Yep, new news. New news. Oh, no, we can't do that. Oh.

That is trademarked the Kelsey Brothers. Yeah. That... Yeah. Oh, and... does someone does someone else do sarcasm I thought that was our thing

yeah breaking news jokes exist imagine imagine me doing the exact thing that they did and you know why I know that is because Taylor Swift talked about on her episode

I was like I've seen one of their full lengths and I watched it with you and we did that and we thought that's a good idea oh that was PBF pre-rogan foot yeah all right Please If you're apologising for something

Science has proven that using bigger words makes your apology feel more sincere Yeah, I believe that I know that this is new news But that feels legitimate Dr Sherry Levari from Royal Holloway Which is in the University of London Conducted the research said

Oh, University of London. So I'd make sure that the research matches the place that came from, if you know what I'm saying? What did she say? In the context of an apology. Doesn't sound like that's how she would say it. Doesn't sound like that's how she would say it, does it? She's an exchange student.

From Australia. In a context of an apology, longer words reflect effort and may be interpreted as I'm doing that accurate in every... That was absolutely amazing. Who's the guy who's Alfred and also? Michael Gain.

That was an amazing Michael Caine. In a context of an apology, longer words reflect effort and may be interpreted as expression. expressing greater remorse. Can you say, I'm sorry, Mr. Wayne? The way I would spell what you just said. Excuse me, Mr. M-I-S-A.

Yeah, Mr. Wayne. Give it to me again. Excuse me, Mr. Wayne. Excuse me, Mr. Wayne. A she-bri is not drank with that type of glass. That is actually. Bang on. Thank you.

Ryan Wayne. Thank you. Thank you. Hey, just a couple of orphans hanging out, you know, me and Batman. That's quite nice, actually. Yeah, except he's rich and skillful. Yeah.

And as a butler. And I have a podcast. You might. Hey, you've got a butler's pantry. Yeah, I fucking do. Maybe that's where my butler's been hiding. So you've got somewhere for the butler to live. Yeah.

Yeah. And be like, if I were to live in your house, I'll be in that little room off the kitchen. It is really good. If my... New news. Ryan can do an amazing Michael Kane impression. If my Michael Kane was Al Stewart,

I live in a little room off the kitchen. Stone of flaming crows. Has anyone seen Michael and Elf Stewart in the same room. Well, Alfred, isn't that his name in the thing? Alfred Stewart. I mean, it's sounding like the crossover of the century. Yeah.

And Alf loves little orphans. Does he? Like in the timeline. Oh, he's had heaps of people in. Yeah. In the timeline of Homeway at the moment, though, his daughter Roo is like foster parenting. Lots of kids.

Right. But one of them, one of them. He set the house on fire. Classic. Oh, no. But isn't it funny how like between Elth and Pippa, who's had like four different actresses go through her? Yeah. They've...

Remember Pippa? The O.G. Yeah. Yeah. What a good bitch. Yeah. Don't you think that it's like they've had 17 adopted children just pass through the show? That's exactly.

But that's what I mean. Like, they'll take anyone in. Sounds like me on a Saturday night. Now get a ticket and wake in turn for Tony. It's very good. What were we talking about? The longer the words in an apology, the more sincere it sounds. I actually do think that because the difference between, like, I'm really sorry,

versus like, I'm so incredibly sorry and really want you to know that I really respect your time. You know how I haven't got you those socks yet? Yeah? Yet? I love that. Either the optimist. I've prepared. Hey, you're just running late. School traffic.

It's currently the whole day. I've prepared a statement. Oh. Beep-da-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b. My most profound and unmitigated contrition extends to you. Tony. I fucked that up. Extends to you, Tony.

Do you want to do it as Michael Cain? Well, that... My most profound and unmitigated contrition extends to you. Tony, for my egregious and repeatedly neglected obligation to procure the hosery in question. I am besieged by remorse and of such magnitude that mere words feel insufficient and atone my sockless travesty. That 1,000% sounds like something he would say in a film as well. So. Thank you.

Tony hates clapping on podcast. And you've got the role, by the way. Your audition was successful. You've got the part. You're going to Hollywood. Oh, the only role I want after that is the ham and cheese roll from Baker's Delight. You know those little pizza. Do you know what I've been thinking about recently?

What? Like a pork and gravy roll. Shut the fuck. Like when you're at the market and they're doing like a little pork kettle and you get like a little... All right. Play the thing. I'm Sarah from Warren Knight. I'm Jazz from Essex UK.

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A massive shout-out to a few of our champion Tarpers over at our Patreon. Thank you very much for being part of it. Candice Fyitch, good on your Candace. Faye England. That's where Ryan's from. Or as we call it, home. Faye home, sorry, MPEG, good on your MPEG, Adam, Glou-Larejo, Brian Barutza. Great fucking name, Brian Baruchza.

He hardly knows it. Katie Baloo, good on you, Katie, Victoria Lynn, Lauren Castro and Adam Stasia Beaverhausen. Very funny, that's a Will and Grace joke. And a few of our Champion Tarpers, hopefully some of those guys are going to join us on Friday for the release of Life of a Showgirl, the new Taylor Swift album. We're going to be live streaming in Patreon for Champion Tarpers. Our first listen of the album. So tell me that... It's a short one.

Is it? Yeah. Only 12 tracks. Well, the last album that came out was a double album. Question. Question. As I've never done a listening party. Yeah, me either.

This is my first one. But like, do we just like sit and listen? Yeah. Gives it away. Geez, we're phoning it in a patron at the moment. But I think it's fun. But do we comment and say, oh, that was the nice one? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So you, I think, and you kind of like... Do you get a moment between each song? Yeah. Like, it dips out and you go, good three out of five. Well, we are controlling the, like, music. Oh. Like, do you know what I mean? Have you heard of Spotify?

I have Well, you're in the right face So we get to Hit play and put So if there was something that you're like Oh my God We could pause it like that's fine But would that be annoying for people listening

I think I'm confused The thing where I'm torn is Yeah I feel like there's people that want to listen to the album And there's tapas that want to hang out with one another And I just feel like that They those two feelings might Now I don't want to big up myself

You never do Never but I think the reason people watch listening parties though because even if they don't join live you can watch it later like we'll save in our Patreon it's normally because they want to hear your opinion of it so it's a reaction video yeah yeah

so like if you're a diehard Taylor Swift fan the first listen of an album wouldn't be through a listening party where other people were reacting Yeah, you would like, you'd settle in. You would sit and you would listen, and then you would probably watch people's reactions after. Gotcha. Okay, okay. Okay, I just, yeah, good debrief.

No, I think that's good, but that's on Friday. So if you're not a champion Tapa at the moment, but you've been thinking of a reason to upgrade and you're a Swifty, then please come on over. Then come and join us. On October 13th, oh, this might be news for you, too. New news! Big announcement. Something we've never done before What is it?

Can you tell me? Huh? She can't hear me. Monday, October 13th. Something we've never done before. Everyone's stressed. Look at the, yeah. Charles is like, tell me about it.

I'll edit that. All right. You just heard Ryan say I'll beep and it was really funny. Was it? But we've beeped it. Was it funny? No. But it was funny.

me yeah yeah i'll say that to the grave and no one tell the bloody king um now victoria pharaoh in the tony and ryan facebook group vicky fats can anyone connect themselves to either tony or ryan within six degrees of separation i'm in the UK and i can get to the cast of neighbors within four considering they were in radio surely because you know how neighbors they're always they come through. So that, she goes, but what's your connection? Well, surely if she's from the UK, she'd know you from school or something because she grew up there.

Yeah, but Michael Kane grew up there in the 30s. Oh, so true. Now, I've actually ordered these. Oh, like, ranked them. Yeah. Yep. And they go from, that's a legitimate connection to the last ones alike, not strong. Okay.

Hey, I could have maybe, should I have decided. whether it was still a legit connection or not. And people, I haven't really gone six degrees. They're like, they've just gone, here's my connection. He's as quick as I can get there. No,

it's just like, here's my one thing that I think means we're close. Okay. Because what's the thing with Kevin Bacon? Isn't that like that everybody six degrees away from Kevin Bacon? He's like, so Kevin Bacon's been in a movie with that guy and that guy's been in a movie with that girl.

And then you can kind of like. Oh, I thought it was to me. Not to actors. But that's the Kevin Bacon one. yeah no no sorry i thought that when people did the six degrees to kevin bacon i thought it was like to them not to another actor sorry do you know what i mean yeah no this one is literally to me now i see the confusion anyway maybe got that out uh but again let's not half on how many degrees because people

are just saying stuff okay so they haven't met the brief no that victoria set okay well the first one too maybe The first one is from Charles Patterson. He said, if they do this on the pod, I'll probably be sitting just here. And he is. We should have done it on a day. He didn't come in.

The next one's from Bonnie McLeod. Oh, my God. You're about to say the next one's from Lily, but it's even worse. Bonnie McLeod said, Ryan is my cousin. That's very funny. The next one's from a guy.

You can guess. I reckon you know him. Okay. he said i'm married to ryan's wife oh that took you he did yeah so that's you oh charles like bridget has another husband no well i don't know uh shan says i came in tony's box does that count sian i think you say yep um i guess that if you've met us and she came my box yeah I mean, that's pretty close. Mayer Shin said I used to work with Ryan's cousin.

Bonnie? No, Rowdy Bonnie's brother. Tammy Ballard. And I said, they're starting to get looser. No, but the looser ones is better. Yeah, but it's better than someone commenting I'm married to Ryan's wife. Tammy Ballard said, I met Tony and Torbs at the doctors the other day. I limped out as she rolled in and we chatted about broken body parts.

I did meet Tammy. At the... The I limped out as she rolled in is one of the great, like, visuals. Well, Tammy was limping down the ramp and I needed to scoot up the ramp. Oh, traffic jam. That's why I was late at the morning.

It was school traffic. Luckily, I'm such an optimist. Yeah. And I was stood at the bottom of the ramp. And Tammy said, just hang there, Tony. And I was like, oh, hello. And we chatted for a bit, yeah? On the ramp?

She came out of the ramp. Gotcha. And then, because it's kind of, It was, it's like, it's a one way. It's a one way ramp. Yeah. So you had to wait for whoever was coming down or going up till you could kind of join. Nicola Shepard said Ryan follows a girl on Instagram that I used to be in a pyramid scheme with.

That, I want more of that. Yeah. That's good. So hang on, you're following someone who is part of a pyramid scheme. You should probably find out who that is and unfollow them. Um, no, I support it. Um, oh, edit that. Uh, no, leave it in.

Leave in one of them. But then I've Because Tammy's like I won't like Sorry Nicola said I won't out this person But me and Nicola have been DMing I'm like so who is it She goes on this girl

I'm like really She goes yeah Don't get involved for that one Don't buy that stuff Wow I am Kelly Hi Anne One of my mates in Melbourne

gets tattooed by Tony's tattoo artist That's good So I know someone who's touched Who's been touched on the back By someone who's touched Tony's foot I yeah I mean I have my feet haven't been tattooed in Melbourne but I get it summer power says I've seen Matt Corby and he's thrown a frisbee in Tony's face hit me in there with frisbee that's good see these are better this is good

Michael Roberts hi Michael I met former US president Jimmy Carter wow who's met Snoop Dog who fist bump Ryan which was in the back of a video about Tony's boobs. And I've met Tony's boobs. Yeah, you've got them. Wow. Does this one two degrees? Are they one inch?

Yes. Rebecca Brown. Hi, Rebecca. And this is where piss is being taken. I like these. I've been to a dome cafe. I'll accept that. I'll accept that.

And if you're close by one now, if you can go and get an espresso, I'd love that. Like, if you're close by one now, if you're close. always buy a dome right now they have a honeycomb express yeah they do the crunchy one i'll do do awful things to that it's called a gold rush i believe now of course it is what a great name now i'm going to read this story and you're going to wait for the next sentence and there isn't one spoilers amber hardly noah when i was in high school we had an exchange student from Australia that was good acting from me

that was good that was wonderful um yeah okay that's just it yeah I know I knew like back in the day there was someone at her school from Shane do you know what would be comedy though if it actually if whoever that kid was was you

Coincidence chat. I mean, that would be hilarious, but like, imagine if it actually was by some, like, you know, they grew up in exchange in high school? No. Did your school do they exchange? Nah, don't think so. I don't know. I actually don't know.

I think we had kids come to our school because we had a sister school in Japan, actually. Really? Our school, you know how every school, like, has a. language like yeah what were your school what were your languages as we did Japanese but I I joined too late so it was too late for me to yeah but I did German at my primary school because they didn't have a language and there's like a language requirement set by the government yeah and um the deputy principal spoke some German so he taught us like that's I'm not even joking like is like he goes does anyone know anything the guy goes oh I went on a Kentucky trip 15 years

ago and learned to say hello please one more beer yeah cool you're the new german teacher literally yeah his name was mr philson and he was an ex-gymist that spoke a bit of german if anybody went to roll his stone district high school and you remember what i'm talking about please comment on today's episode thread or on the youtube video because it's such a niche thing is it or if anyone else knows someone who's an ex-jimist who speaks a bit of German. Doesn't have to be that teacher. Doesn't have to be Mr.

Philson. Yeah. Or as we called him, Air Philson, because he was the German teacher. Yeah, so we had Sensei Halken. Nice.

And I got really good at Japanese in primary school. Oh, yeah. And like, it's like pretty handy. And I was like, oh, this is sort of fun. And you know how like it takes a while to click?

Absolutely. But it clicked. And I was like, I think I think I'm... When you're a kid, that's the perfect time. But then I get to high school and they go, do you want to do Indonesian or French?

And you go, I'm really enjoying the Japanese being doing. If I'm like, if there's Japanese at our school, I probably would have done it right through. But then I kind of being, I was like, well, I'm not fucking doing another one. Yeah. So I just sucked in Indonesian for a year and then dropped it.

And then I lived in Malaysia, which would speak the same language. It would have been really convenient if I had have kept it up. Torbs did Indonesian his whole school in Korea to like year 12, like did like HSC. Yeah. Um, and can like,

so not anymore. because he doesn't use it. When you guys go to Bali, he's going to dominate. Yeah. You better not get screwed over in the markets because he can heckle in the local time. Yeah, but so he, um, it was like, because I said could you do like conversational? And he was like, yeah. And one of the, um, I found this crazy.

One of the like exam pieces is you watch an Indonesian like soap opera. Yeah. And you have to translate it. Like that was one of the things that you had to do. I wish I had to stuck with it. That sounds like. so much fun. Imagine watching days of our lives and then being like, what just happened?

I'm like, well, this bitch. Well, I can tell you, yeah, he's fucking her mom and whatever. Yeah. He thinks he's forgotten it because it has been a while, but the Bahasa, it just comes back. Yeah, Satu, do a Tiga and Puttlima, M-Patlima, you know, one, two, three or five. But he'll get off the plane and we'll just, part, puggy. Paggy. Nazi goring.

Yeah. He'll just get off the plane and it'll feel right. And it would just flow out of him. Yeah. Yeah. Someone would be flowing out of him. Sorry. All right, we have to beat one of the last three.

I think we should beat your pyramid scheme. Oh, well. And finally, shantel. Heavy on the shunt. That was real heavy on the shunt. Well, I was just emphasizing that it's not Shantau. It's Shantau. Yeah.

Heavy on the shunt. Shunttall sounds like. Sorry, it's getting close. It's getting real close, that's all. All right. If you had a telecommunications company in the Philippines. Are you not? I'm just knowing with Shantelle.

Did you do news in primary school? Oh, yeah, we did, but we called it Shantel. Do you have a secret? Yeah, but I shantle. I was going to say, I'm not a snitch. I shantel. You bitch, you got his first. Did you kiss him?

Oh, no, I don't kiss Shantel. That's good stuff. That is good stuff. Do you have any more degrees? Oh, Shantel. More like. I don't have enough. one.

What was Shantel's degrees? Shantel says, Like Tony, I too wear glasses. As we remind you, Victoria Farrow, 18 years ago, wrote, What's your six degrees of separation to Tony and Ryan?

And Shantel does tell, like Tony, I do wear glasses. What was, I mean, yeah, you're right. They did get pretty loose and goosey towards the end. What was victorious? That she's four degrees away from someone from neighbours. Oh, and then the rest should just take care of itself.

I've got a musical you love to see it. And it's probably... I mean, I love to see that full star. Okay, so let me tell you about what happens at night at my house. Yep. I give Mabel a bar. Uh-huh. What time we're talking?

It sort of depends because she's actually getting good at knowing when she's tired. Or like if she hasn't had a nap and she's been at daycare all day, she's like knacket and she's kind of like, oh, a bit like, okay. So we kind of just like vibing it. We used to be pretty stricted. Yeah. That's good though. I feel like that fits better with like. Yeah.

And she had a bit of a sleep in the other day and then a nap. So we're like, oh, well, it's going to be a late night. So we'll just see how she goes and, you know, once she starts getting a bit tired. So Saturday night, we were partying. That's amazing. So after bath, we brush our teeth. We put our jammies on. Yeah.

And dad reads a book. But then dad will sing her a song before he puts her to bed. Is that too exciting a song before a bed? No, but it's like a lot. So she's like, I'm hugging her. Her head. As soon as I start singing, her head just drops onto my shoulder. And I've re-rig.

Did you sing to her in the womb? Is that why? Well, Bridget was the one that carried her. No, but like, did you do the like, hello baby coming in, you know? Yeah. Did you do that? Yeah, but I was more doing comedy. Oh, okay.

Yeah. But, so I've rewritten the song, You Are My Sunshine. And I'm going to sing it for you now. Okay. And then I've got an update. That's beautiful. But this is what I do. I hold her in her heads on my shoulder.

Yeah. And I say, you are my Mamu, my little Mamu. You make Dad happy when skies are great. you'll never know dear how much dad loves you so please don't take my mamu away and then by then then she's usually like and then I'll like lay her down soft and she goes to sleep that's sweet so then yesterday I'm out of the house and Bridget sends me a voice note and she said Mabel um she's she's now like got the dolly and she'll like dolly time for bath yeah and then to like dress dolly and then put dolly to bed have a listen to what so bridget's sneaky recorded

this this is mabel putting her dolly to bed you are my mammal my only mammal you make that happy inside a great no dear how much i love you so please don't take my mammal away I thought she was asleep But they hear everything But also she's just like That's what we do at bedtime That's what we do at bedtime They hear everything

That is so cute Yep When I heard that I nearly Combusted That is so I'm so glad you have that recording Yeah Isn't she beautiful

And she puts a dolly down And I'm like I pat's her She loves her little dolly Yeah Yeah So she loved see it. Yeah, I mean, it's obviously very hard to follow that, but I do have a good you love to see

it and a bit of a start the fucking blog. This is from Izzy Moore. Over the last few years, my girlfriend has been growing her production company called Sad Girl Shows by putting on small pop cabaret events in and around London, which is really cool. Sorry, where is it? In London. Sorry. Last year.

Issy says, last year she put on a tag. Taylor Swift themed cabaret, which sold 1,600 seats in London. Isn't that amazing? Since then, she's hosted lots of different pop girl cabarets. And on the 3rd of October, so this week for the new album, is going to do the Hens party of a showgirl, which is a showgirl listening party and craft evening. When's that on? So it's on the third, so on Friday.

What are you doing Friday night? Well, I'm going to be doing our listening party. You have the time difference. Oh, yeah, I might be able to do listening party here and then fly back. Yeah. That's a great point. Izzy says, I'm just so proud of everything she's doing and thought it would be something you and the tarpers would be into. Taylor Swift listening and crafting.

It is God's combination. It really is. So if you want to check it out, I don't know if there's still tickets available. But on the, I'll pop the Instagram in the link in somewhere. They're fucking, I don't know. Someone else will do it. But the Instagram is just sad girl shows is what the... Sad girl shows.

I love it. So if you're in London, you might want to go check it out. That's it. If they've got some seats left. But yeah, so cool. And they do merch and stuff. They've like created this whole thing. I love it.

Love to see that. Sad girl shows. Yeah. All right. Isn't that awesome? Love you. I'll be there with Tony Lodge. Hey, do you want to hear one of the least enticing hooks you'll ever hear?

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