Toni and Ryan - Why This $5 Rule Actually Works

Episode Date: September 21, 2025

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dot ca a little warning you may develop unrealistic expectations of real life people and that's okay that's fine totally fine i go into the tony and ryan facebook group and that's where we find out tony lodges probably spend a million dollars in the comment section of other people's money people's money. You need a Tony in your life. Rihanna says she wants a $300 matching set. Let's $5 rule this out, says Tony in the comment section. If you wear it 30 times, that's $5 per wear.

You've made money on that. And I was like, and I would never do that. But it's good advice. My name's Casey. I'm from Hobart, Tasmania. I'm Jonathan from Valach, New York. I'm Jenna from Boxside, Arkansas and the United States. And I approve this podcast.

I'm rattled. I'm rattled. We're not talking about football yet. I'm not ready to talk. No. But I'm rattled. I'm rattled. So I thought,

what do we do when we need to unrattle ourselves? We get wet for life, right? And I was like, I'll go for a swim because I know. need to calm the fuck down. There's so much to catch you up on, by the way. Yes, we're back. Like, it's, like, there's so much stuff to talk about.

So we have to just do this first. No, this is part of it. Because there's so much to catch up on, I'm rattled. I don't even know where to start. So I'm like, I'll go for a swim so I can calm down. Yeah. I get to the pool. Yeah.

And I've left all my clothes at home and my towel at home. Yep. And I'll, and the pool's like on the way to your place. I don't really have time to go home. Bridge is coming this way, so I'll give her a call. Yeah. I don't know where my phone is. Yeah, so I just got a text from your wife, Bridget.

Hey, girl, assuming you're with Ryan, she doesn't even know where you are. He's left his phone at home if you didn't know where it was. Classic. Literally, that text came through three minutes ago. And Charles goes, we're ready to go. I went, yep. So I've just learned where my phone is. I get to the pool.

I've got no towel. And I'm like, I got to unrattle myself. I'm still going to swim. I'm still going to swim So what did you go to the pool wearing um you know those like short fluoro leopard skin little swim shorts yep and a tarpathon hoodie yeah and just and that's it yeah and I was like I'm rattled I need a swim yep so I swim so I love that for you thank you yeah and so then I just get out of the pool and just put the hoodie back on and

I'm like I'll just let mother earth dry me some people get town dried, I get earth dried. And by earth dried, I mean the front seat of my wife's Volkswagen golf is damp. Is wet. And then I was like, there'll be something in the boot of the car to wear.

Now, a lot of people for this is a podcast, so do you want to bring people up to speed? Ryan has walked in wearing a top gun costume. It's not a top. It's not a costume.

No, but like, it's like the, the Army Green. I'm pretty sure Tom Green, Tom Green, Tom Cruise has shoes. I don't, I mean, because he's so short. They only, they crop up, you know? Because they can't show the box that he's standing on, but he's next to John Hamm. But it's like a, because in Top Gun, they wear like the jumpsuits like that. And you've walked in kind of wet, kind of disheveled. And I was like, is that a Halloween costume?

It's the end of the month. It's very chic. Like, I love it. I do love it. Halloween's the end of October, right? Yeah. Oh, sorry. And you've still missed it by that eight days anyway, even if it was September. So I'm wearing a green.

I just call this the mechanics outfit, but it's green. Which is what in the top gun. Yeah. But if it was Navy, you'd be like he's fixing cars. Totally. And if it was orange, you're like, he's on the run. Yes. All the same thing.

Yeah. So I found this in the back of my car. So after I. earth dried on the way here. I just chuck this on out the front and the street. Oh, we can get that video. Oh, the ring doorbell. Well, yeah.

And the like, yeah, we'll be able to get that video. If you were out the front of our house, yeah. High paying subscribers only. We're not posing that because it was sure I live. Also true. So we're not showing it to anyone. I'll blur the outside so you can only see. We might be able to.

Okay, we'll work on that. Can you also blur me for modesty purposes? So we'll just post a fully... Did you have your cock out in my street? God, the neighbour's going to love that. I can't believe it's still like popping off the WhatsApp group chat of the street. Nah, so here's the trick for young players at home. Is when you open the front door and the back door, it creates a little alcove.

Yes, it does. Yeah, so you've got to get between the doors. I love that for you. Thank you. And that's all we have time for today. Yeah, voice is sounding good, by the way. Yeah, but I tried to sing on the way in and as you found out. Yeah.

Ah, La Pippa. It's okay on the high notes. She's a beautiful door. Oh, oh, that's the way. You've warmed up. You've warmed up. I've warmed up. But there is also another piece of housekeeping.

I've had surgery. Tony's had surgery on my foot. Yep. So I'm a bit more upright. Now, I'm still feeling a bit like, because I'm taking like, obviously, loads of like stuff so that I don't get an infection. Yeah.

But literal plates and pins and stuff have been inserted in you. Yeah. Which is like, it's pretty nally. Is there a pin count? I don't have a count, but I haven't shown. I don't actually have it because... You've been... You don't want to...

Yeah. Well, I have seen the X-ray. Torb sent you the X-ray, I believe. You've seen it? No, not yet. The Sins X-ray? No, I'm not with the pins and stuff. Oh, okay.

I'll have to show. You're like, oh, it's actually quite confronting. Well, Torbs said to me, like, I don't think you're ready yet. And I went, okay. And that was like the day I had surgery. And then, like, two days later, I was like, I think I'm ready. I'm like still half asleep. I think I'm ready.

And I wasn't. Unless he sent it in the last few hours. Yes. No, because here we are. Yeah. Yeah. But you do look better. You look more upright.

I know the surgery itself was painful, but I feel like already you've come out the other side and a bit. I just think knowing that like now it's done. He reckons I'm going to be in a Birkenstock in November. And don't you love to say that? Could that be the name of your next book? Yeah. It does have a good sound to it, doesn't it?

A burken stock in November. And that's the start of Australian summer, which just really feels right. Yeah, it does. It feels right. I know. You'll be in a Birkensock by November. Yeah. Which is, what a great thing to hear.

Yeah. For me, because I'm like, I'm just rocking right shoes at the moment. Look at that line up of right shoots. We'll put a clip of that on the screen for people watching on YouTube. I can't wait to be double shoeing. You should get into the market selling lefts because you've bought all these new pairs. I should have hung out in the, like, in the recovery area, being like, you're hauling the left for a right. Like, to all the other people that had foot surgery on the same day, I'm in the hospital.

I like open up my hospital gown. I've got like all these, I've got all of these left shoe. All right. You feel like a left hooker. Now, if there's a tarpa that's had surgery on their right foot, what size are you? Eight or a nine.

If you're an eight or a nine and you've had surgery on your right foot, send us a message. If you, maybe you don't have a right foot. Yeah. And you just need to get rid of those. I can take that up your hands. Imagine if an amputee tarpa comes through and goes, yeah, perfect.

It's the same foot, blah, blah. I'm a size 7 and I'm like, fucking go home. It would be like too bad. Yeah, sorry, mate. Lily could do that because she's a size smaller than me. But she's got two feet. So true. That's a great point.

The other thing, though, is like, I shouldn't probably give away all my left shoes because if I'm in a Birkenstock by November, what do I then recall them all? Great title for your third book. Ten right shoes. Oh, that. That's beautiful. It's the cousin of, oh, you've got two left feet. Yeah.

But it's like a, not a sequel, but like a spin-off. Yeah, or like Wallace and Gommett is the wrong trousers. I've got the right shoes. Yeah. Ten of them. Because we've done like a book group swap. Yeah. Now, before I lost my voice and before you had surgery,

there was some fucking wild claims being thrown around your lounge. And I love to say it. You were cute. use Lily of being an enabler? I didn't accuse her. Bridget has been enabled by Lily. I celebrated the fact that Lily and I enable each other. Then I looked in the comment section.

Hence why I know what size shoe she is because we've talked about it. Because we've been like, if we got those shoes, could we share them? I go into the Tony and Ryan Facebook group, which anyone listening or watching is welcome to join. And you should join it because it's a good time. It's a good vibe's in there. It's where we get normal or nars. it's where we read you love to see it

to share on the show and it's where we find out that Tony who is accusing Lily of enabling celebrating Lily for enabling Tony Lodge has probably

spent a million dollars in the comment section of other people's money I'm basically Charles I want you to think also about who in your family or your friendship group

is that person where you're like if I need a yes I'm going to get it from over there. Yeah. And if I need a yes, I'm not going to ask them because I don't want responsible fiscal chat.

Like when I said to Ryan, I wanted to buy a stand-up paddaboard, he said, why don't you rent one and then see if you like it? But I'd already bought it. You need a Tony in your life. Now, it should be said that I have been without technology for a few hours and there's a few gaps missing in my research. Okay. But we're all friends.

Now, we can all fill in. And you know what? This podcast is fun. Yeah. What's a gap between friends? So true. Uh, Rihanna says, I really want this matching loungewear set, but it costs $300. Rihanna.

Oh. No, the Rihanna. The Tapa Rihanna. Yeah. The Rihanna. Now, she wants a $300 matching set for those playing along at home. It's a nice one. But $300.

Yeah. Now, Tony Lodge. Now, a smaller man would walk away from that. Not me. Let's $5 rule this out, says Tony in the comment section. Let's do the math. It's 158. It's two pieces.

If you wear it 30 times, that's $5 per wear. And that doesn't include the times. You throw on the jumper or the pants separately as well. If you do that, you're pretty much making profit. Your math. Mishka. You've made money on that. You've made money.

Think of what people, the compliments as well. That's basically a tip. How? If you were to put a dollar value on a compliment. $2.50. You look good today. Chiching. Mishka.

My Doberman already has a heap of fancy collars and harnesses, but I found a really sleek, fancy looking one for $250 and I love it. Tony Lodge. At a cup. The enabler slides into the replies. When it comes to our baby's safety, we need to take things seriously. It's not that you want this. You need this.

You can't put a price on safety. Well, you can't. It's $250. Well, but think of how well you'll sleep at night. Well, can I tell you how well I didn't sleep last night? Because I clicked on the $250 doberman collar harness thing. Can I say that three times fast? Yeah, I know.

And it was like, I can't believe this website exists. It's like fancy collars for fancy fellas.com or something. Amazing. Anyway, so... That's why we couldn't get that domain. Yeah. It's already been taken. But so the pixels or the fucking algorithm went,

gotcha, this guy's into fancy colors. And not all of them were for dogs. And so I saw a lot of shit coming up on my sponsored feed last night and I had some wild dreams. That's very good. Sim says, Hi, Sim. I'd love to get my colours done.

Oh, like, your colour analysis. Can you explain that to me? So there's this thing that kind of went around on TikTok, but basically it's to find out, do you remember back in the day they used to kind of say like, are you a summer or are you a winter or are you in autumn or whatever? No. But basically it was like what kind of vibe your colouring was and what clothes you should wear to complement your skin tone or your eye colour or what, or your hair colour or whatever.

So is this the same as when someone says, Tony, what colour is Natalie? No, no, no, no. this is like quite literally purple by the way quite literally what colors clothes should you wear or what color makeup you should wear and things like that to complement your features because i'm picturing someone walks in the door does like a little spin and you just go autumn that'll be 300 well that's kind of what but they do this fancy thing no it's not that really they do this fancy thing now where you know when you like picking fabric for curtains or something and you get the like swatch of them there's like 20 colors and you

hold them up to the wall you go oh that one compliments the paint beautifully or whatever they put like a swatch on your chest and they like move the colors and then one of them like makes you light up and that's your cut like that's the one and how much does it cost I I've never done it um Lily got chat GPT to do hers um you like um you're putting um colorists out of work Yeah, you put like four selfies into chat GPT and then it says like, these are the kind of colours you should wear. You're joking. That's why she bought that maron set.

Yeah. And what a set. Oh, don't talk about her like that. She's got a face. Her eyes are up here. You can't say what a set about Lily. Even though in LA I did actually talk to Lily about her boobs. And then I broke my photo.

It doesn't end well. I'm not going to your stairs today. I'm not wearing shoes. I'm not wearing. underwear. I look like I'm in top gun. I'm not walking downstairs after saying stuff about Lily's set. And you've always said that. And I've always said that. Little, what's it? What are you? You can't ask her what size her boobs are. You can't ask her that. It's embarrassing me from Lily. What colors were you, Lily? I think I was something autumn.

There's like, is there something autumn and there's two different types of like each. It's really I haven't actually, I haven't done it because I just wear colors I like. Sim says I'd like to get my colors done and Tony just went, oh, yeah. Well, because I, like no, just spend it. Well, yeah, because I think if it's going to make you feel good, I went to a stylist a few years ago. Like I had like a styling session. And at the time, I was like, I don't know how much of this I'm going to like, take into my life but actually quite a like you learn quite a bit about yourself and even like

stores you wouldn't normally buy from and like because they kind of take you to like you don't just go to insert defamation soon to be defamed the brand here but like but like shops I hadn't heard of before and like local Melbourne labels that I'd like you know that I just never heard of and And she's like, oh, no, like, they're really cool or they have extended sizing range or whatever that I was like, oh, I didn't know that, like. So I like wearing jackets and have pasty skin. I feel like I'm a winter. That's not what that means.

Okay. You should pay to get Carl's done. I approved. Carly says, my husband wants to buy a 600 pound coffee machine. I don't like coffee, bet he'll make me elite hot chocolates. Yeah, that's good. Tony says, think of all the money you'll save on. Takeaway coffees.

And that's true. How much money have you saved on takeaway coffee since getting a coffee machine? We used to buy. Like a few coffees a day. A day each. I'd say definitely one each, maybe two each from the cafe. Like around the corner. So that's like 15 bucks, 20 bucks a day.

And now we spend zero on takeaway coffee. Like it's pretty good. The other thing that gets me with a takeaway, because we don't do, Torbs and I don't do takeaway coffee really at all. Yeah. because we've got a coffee machine. But the thing that gets me with a takeaway coffee is that I can't go past the cabinet. So you get a takeaway coffee and then all of a sudden,

oh yeah, throw in a ham and cheese croissant or an almond croissant or, you know, that's what kills me. It's the snacks. The cafe near us does an amazing, the sandwiches, the catsoo. Yeah, the Sando one. Yeah, it's very good. And so they're always like, and because Bridges got it a few times, she'll go for like a morning coffee and they go.

Oh, did you want that for lunch? And she goes, oh, well, I'm here. I'll get that. Oh, since you offered. Kind of. Yeah. And so we've saved probably millions of dollars by buying a coffee machine. See, you're making money.

Profit. Sarah asks, should I buy the stupid viral TikTok couch? I've never seen it, never sat on it. You can't return it and it's fucking expensive, but it reclines. That sounds nice. Yeah. I didn't get up to finding Tony's comment but I just saw Tony had replied

I said because she said if I don't like it it's going to be really hard to return and I was like just get it and then if you and then deal with returning it or sell it on marketplace Tony and I would never do that

but it's good at five and finally someone said this isn't for me but Tony can you please enable my boyfriend to buy an engagement ring and propose. And I said, send him this link. My name's Casey. I'm from Hobart, Tasmania. I'm Jonathan from Valachian, New York. My name is Jenna. I'm from

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Totally fine A massive shout-out to a few of our champion-tappers over at our Patreon, who enjoyed an amazing recap of a certain TV show that we'll get to in a second last week, and we love to see that. Lilith Bloom, thank you, Lilith. Sorry, I went to say Angelina, but it's Angelica. Angelica Dockery. Doesn't that sound like a fancy spy's name?

It does, but anytime I think Angelica, I think I think of Rugrats. Yeah. I loved Angelica. I loved her mom. She was such a boss bitch and she was like always on her cell phone. The mum wasn't mean. Angelica was a bit mean, yeah. But her Barbie Cynthia with crazy hair.

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in Patreon as well I believe good well it's good that the videos there yeah so while I was without voice and you were in surgery yes um the finale of the summer i got hot yeah happened yes now you were a late comer i was these guys have been all over it yeah my wife was an even later comer yeah and she's made tracks she's almost up to the finale that's amazing which is really putting some hard yards like i had to

break my foot to get into that yeah into that kind of territory she's really putting the work well and she's been making the most of it yeah and you have to and so I reckon, as I've like swaned in and out, I've watched, I'd say five minutes of every third episode. Yep. And that's probably all you need. Well, you'd be surprised how up to date I am because it doesn't seem like a lot's happening.

Yeah. But I have... Especially in the third season. There's a few filler episodes in there. Right. But you know how it kind of like jumps forward and back a bit in the first couple of seasons? The second season does it hangs. Yeah.

So I've been the most. annoying because I was smiling and go oh what's he up to what's he up to and you know what's crazy it's always the same as from eight episodes ago

because nothing fucking happens the writers have fucking phoned it in no no no it's that all the change that happens it ends up the same way each time yeah that's what I mean but no but like between those eight episodes you've missed

a lot has happened but the outcome is the same each time they're like how do we stretch a 40 minute show into three seasons. Well, Charles has actually read the books. What is the other, didn't you read the books? I read like half of one.

Yeah, and then you've read it all because this is what happens. Something gets resolved to read them. So like, oh, which one of the brothers will she fuck? Oh, it's this one. And then, and then they go, oh, we need a twist. What if she has to choose between the brothers? And you go, I think we just did that story. Yeah, yeah.

But this time, there'll be two brothers. But it's the stuff that happens between. And she'll choose between. So then I miss like a whole fucking season. And I go, where are we up to? And they go, yeah, so both the brothers are into her. And she's like trying to figure out which one. So I'm like, I fucking swear that happened last time.

Oh, but just say you don't like art. Just say you don't get it. You know? Well, this is what I do get. All four of us are going to do an audition to be Conrad. Now, step one, and there's only one step is to act like a moody fucking c. Tony, you go first. You've said twice now.

Okay. How many do you get per rep? Zero. Oh, yeah. Tony, can you look down the barrel and give me your Conrad? No words required. Nailed it. And to fill everyone listening, she didn't do anything.

Charles, where's your camera there? You look down the barrel and give me your Conrad. Charles is too much of a good boy to be a Conrad. Charles is a German one. Conrad is a fucking... That's good, Charles. That is good. Lil?

Okay. I dreamed about this. Spoiler from the last episode. Oh my God. All right. I'll do mine. Because every time I... Oh, let me do Jeremiah.

Buh. Every time I walked into the room, he's just looking sad. And I'm like, why is he sad? I'm like, oh, because they're in love with some chick. And I'm like, that's all that's fucking happened

in this stupid fucking show. I think, no. I think that as like... And there, you've seen it. Everyone, no need to rewatch. Good old fashioned trash. it really hits. Does it?

The soundtrack's amazing. The soundtracks is amazing. The clothes are great. Like the... The haircuts are on point. The gratuitous wealth is quite enjoyable. For me, it's kind of like the same way that you enjoy like watching succession or watching Gossip Girl.

No, but stuff happens in those shows. But because they're so wealthy, it's like you get to feel like you're vicariously rich. And I think that that's part of the summer I turn pretty like the appeal is that it's like anything's possible. I did see one thing where he said. dad says I can't make it on my own and then the friend goes you're unemployed and don't have a job and don't have a place to stay and just live off your dad's money and he's like yeah but besides that yeah and he has a jeep a red jeep anyway anyway so is that you doing a hot take is

that the no but how was your like did you guys settle in and watch the finale yeah we did yeah um there's uh vlogs in patreon of our predictions before we watched the finale and then there's a video of after like a bit of a recap so there are spoilers obviously if you haven't seen it yet um but in patreon yeah the three of us watched it together can i ask ryan was dying at home we're like well we're hanging out can i ask one thing and this is spoiler free yeah is there like closure or a conclusion thank fucking christ because if it ended with like oh and then she just wandered off into the fucking streets wondering which one she'd choose i'll be like fuck off but then the day after it came out they announced a movie

he's coming. Really? Yeah. Because at the very... And so then whatever they chose in the thing, then the movie comes out and goes, oh, then maybe it's the other one. Like, maybe.

Yeah. The writer said something like Belly's story isn't over yet. Let it be. Can you just imagine how much fucking money they will make off that movie? Yeah, I know. And good and good on then.

Oh, yeah. And you get, take away again. Make haywell sunshine. Also, one thing, I know you guys went like trying to convince me to get to watch it, but I didn't realize how much volleyball chat was in the show. Yeah. You could have mentioned that earlier. Yeah. It's so funny that it's quite a big deal in the first two seasons and the first season it really is. And then the second one, it kind of falls away. And then the third one, it's like, has she played sport before? Like,

it's not important. With the, has she played sport before, the montage where she goes back to summer camp because she hasn't played volleyball before. Were her wrist not strapped? No. I'm like, oh, you're going to play at Penn State. And I saw three seconds. I was like, I don't think you are. I actually don't think you're playing at Penn State. Do you want to send her some feedback? I would love to.

Yeah. I would love to. Maybe they didn't have a volleyball coordinator on the set. Maybe that's what they needed. Maybe that could be my area. I can be. That is amazing. I'm wearing my top gun soup.

Yeah. I should have been employed 25 years ago and they made that shit fucking movie. So what happens if you, if you, really shit. All right. So what happens? If you want to have a volleyball scene in your movie. Contact. Ryan John.

Hire me and I'll tell you what does and does not need to be strapped. And I'll tell you what to actually... He doesn't actually know that. Hire me because I know that you need your wrist to be strapped. And then I'll, you know, Coriov, Gouriaf, some fucking shots and scenes. Because you know how like in Grey's Anatomy, they have like surgeons and doctors on set to be like,

oh, even though it is called a fucking glauocoblastoma, you wouldn't say it like that. Yeah. Or whatever. That's why they need me. That's a great job. Because there have been a lot of medical dramas, not a lot of volleyball dramas. And maybe it's because the lack of court.

Great, but why aren't they doing that? Because they haven't had the coordinators to get the lingo right. Yeah. Should we write this show? I'm pretty busy. But I'll coordinate the scenes. How busy are you? You left your phone at home today.

You obviously don't have a lot on. Maybe I've been getting calls from the movie. And you've got no idea. Yeah. All those opportunities are being wasted. The summer I learned. how to be a past hitter and which she hasn't learned yet the summer i learned how to dig set spike it hasn't happened yet that must be season six that's good for me though that is thanks um

well actually to continue on with the tv base chat i do have a hot take please sorry i feel like i've come in hot no no no i absolutely i love the energy and i think that you'll like this as well okay my hot take is bring back bloopers at the end of a movie course because so obviously I can't do a lot at the moment um because I just choose me not too the summer I broke my foot literally it was somewhere in the US and it'll be summer here when you get back into burks so yeah the summer I wore Birkenstocks by November we should do a countdown on our website or something if you go to Charles you've got by the time this episode goes out to figure this out

If you go to burksbynovember.com There's a countdown. There's a countdown. Yeah. Yeah, just takes that note quickly. Was it available? Oh, I think it's available. I mean, all right.

Work on that, Charles. So, not like the week before I had surgery. So just before I had surgery, I could kind of still, I could start to walk a little bit. But I was still like pretty much scooter bound. And Torbs was like, we need to get you out of the house. We need to do something fun. And he took me to the driving. Such a great idea for someone with a broken car.

Such a good idea because I could just like stay in the car. I was safe. We got Maccas thrive through on the way. And then... Just in the back side of the front seat of the drive then. I sat in the front. Yeah. Because I could like kind of keep my leg straight.

Yep. Like... Yeah. Because it's hard to like get in and out of places because I can't put weight on my other foot. So it's like, I'd be random. Anyway. So we're sitting in the front seat. We had our Maca's Drive Thrive Through, sorry, and watch this movie.

And at the end of the Freaky Friday sequel, which is what we saw, they had a blooper reel. And don't you just miss that so much? I do. Does it have to be mainly for comedies? I think it does. Because it kind of takes you out of it. Okay. So this is what I've been thinking of.

You imagine, so you watch, say you watch Titanic, right? The RMS Titanic biopic. And at the end, it's all, all happens, it's all said and done, it's all fine. But then, as the credits roll, it's like, boop, oh, I'll love you for it. Oh, sorry, I get, oh, the ship's going down. Captain, huh, oh, oh, can you imagine the bloopers at the end of the Titanic movie? Yeah, all the ship comes back up and then the boat goes, oh, sorry. I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry. I missed my mark. I'm so sorry. Sorry, I went the wrong way. Or the door flips over when they're on it and they're like, you know. Oh, it turns out I did fit. Yeah. And I just think that would be really,

I just think a little bit of levity after a heavy film might be welcome. Yeah. You back up. So there's something, you know, my mate, Phil. Yeah. His number one pet hate in life is when there's like a biopic or something.

And then after it in the credits. Like Titanic. Yeah. And then in the credits, they show like. the actual guy oh how come because he's like no no no for the last two hours

I've believed that is the guy and now you're and then I just he goes and then you're just so aware that you've watched an actor because for the last hour and a half you have been that person and when I go and think about it later and now you're just I'm just so aware

I've watched a movie like they've conned me and they've just gone oh gotcha you know at the end of Wolf of War Wall Street, how like Jordan Bell, like actual Jordan Belfort, is that his name? Is it in the movie? Is he? Like, he's the guy that asks for the pen or whatever at the end. Yeah, I didn't know that, but that's classic dumbfuckery.

But yeah, I've never thought about it like that. But yeah, you feel really conned by the end. But yeah, I think bring back. First person that's ever been conned by Jordan Belford. Yeah. That's like, he's like, let's put this in there. We're like, put him back in jail. Because also then I've spent a bit of time on the couch as well.

I have watched all of the toy stories at the end of... That are incredible. Because they actually animate those. As a kid, I was like, oh my God, they messed that up. But they make that for that. Like... Is that your... Tony's hot take is that the toy story bloopers weren't real bloopers.

Like, as a kid, you just don't know. Like, you just don't really think about it. And then I was watching it. I was like, how Stu was I? you know but like you know it's a bit fun

yeah so I think that's a fun hot take that's a great hot take bring it the fuck back yeah you imagine if you watch like pineapple express or something

the bloopers of that would have been fucking awesome let's just take do you want to lock in pineapple express I'm locking in pineapple like oh

or forgetting Sarah Marshall because both comedies though both very good yeah Jonah Hill in both interesting

yeah I am I watch, like, super cuts of, like, bloopers from the office and stuff on YouTube. Yeah. Don't that. They're great, though. And they're just so good. I love it.

Yeah. What movie would you lock in to see a blooper of? It would be. So silent. Rounders with Matt Damon. Oh, and Edward Norton. The card playing game. Yeah.

That's a great movie, by the way. And no one would have expected me to have seen that, but I have. And because the. I had it on DVD. At the end, it's him versus John Malkovich in the ultimate game. So the... But the thing about the bloopers is, is that John Malkovich is just doing this hardcore Russian accent. And it turns out he wasn't supposed to be Russian.

Like, they hired him for three days to do like those scenes. And he just turns up and like, because it's, you know, a young Matt Damon or whatever. And he just turns up and he goes, I think I'm just going to do a Russian. And they went... Okay. Rado. Thanks for coming in. So I think in the blooper reel, like is he doing bloopers in Russian or is he converting back?

You know what I mean? This is why. I want to see that. That's a really thoughtful answer. Thank you. To be put on the spot and come up with an answer that good, I think that's amazing. Yeah. Or top gun because I'm ready for it.

Yeah, because you'd be in the bloopers. I would be in the bloopers. Would I be a blooper today? Because like turning up like this is the blooper? It's an interesting choice. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Well, um. Logistics chat. of the century. I'm about to, yeah, go and get changed. Into what? Torbs's clothes? Like, I'm going to drive.

Oh. Go get my phone and some clothes and have a crack again tomorrow. But first. But no, do you need clothes to like leave in or are you just sticking? Oh, why would you? Because you got. Look at me. That outfit.

Sorry. You're staring right at my junk. I did. Yeah. Sorry. I've got to you love to see it though. Um, sorry, the fact that you've come in with no phone is like really ruddly me. I'm trying to be cool about it.

I've got a year love to see it here from Nadine Elizabeth. Um, and this is really amazing. Uh, she says I'm super proud of myself. I'm a 30 year old single mom. Um, I've made back, I've moved back in with my parents five years ago. I've just going through a separation. Um, she says, my daughter's almost eight and I've never been anywhere alone. Like, never been on holiday by myself, never had like time to recharge.

And when you're a single mom, you know, that's like, or single parent. Yeah. Crazy. Nadine says, I've just booked myself a solo trip to Calgary in Canada for my birthday in September. Oh, yeah. This will be my first time flying, first time renting a car and traveling alone, everything. She said, I'm really excited and so proud to finally have built my confidence enough these last five years of being free of a bad relationship to do something I've wanted to do for over 10 years. Isn't that amazing?

That is amazing. I love to see that, Nadine. Thank you so much for sharing that. Actually, though, huge, Nadine. What are, like, you would just feel so accomplished to be able to, like, not even just putting yourself out there, but, like, saving the money to go on a holiday. Like, it's not cheap to fly somewhere and... Not cheap to rent a car.

No. Especially if you're under 25, she's 30. Charles is under 25, and our business is up credit tab, yeah. Uh, my love to see it is whilst I was looking for clothes in the back of my car. Oh, finding it in. Yep. Would you say, Dean obviously really put her heart and soul into it and you're like, well, in the back of my car. Yeah, but no, let's hear it. I was pretty desperate when I was scrounging for some stuff.

And I found something. What? My love to see it. If you give me the finger. It would have been amazing. Oh, is that what you're actually going to do? That's not a you love to see it. Fine.

I'll just have to think of something else. Because in the back of my car, I found, I found my wedding ring. In the back of the car. Buried under shit in the boot. I was like, oh my God, surely there's more clothes than this top gun outfit. And then I kept looking and I was like, I think that's my wedding ring. There it is. So all the times you've said that you're concerned about losing it.

I've been like, how would you lose it? Well, I guess if you're going to take it off in your car in the boot and leave it there, then yeah, I would be concerned. Well, I'm not concerned because it was in the car. Like, what a safer place to be. It or wherever I'd go, it comes with me. Yeah, see, I would think that about your phone as well, but that's not here, is it? No, because I don't love my phone, but I do love my wife.

But she's not here. No, but... And your wedding ring was just buried in the boot of your car. I never go anywhere without it as long as I'm driving Bridget's car. Beautiful. Well, it doesn't quite fit like I used to. There's chubby little pork sausages trying to squeeze in there. Okay, I'll just pop that back in the first there.

Yeah. Hey, safekeeping. Coming up tomorrow, all the confessions I was going to do last week before I lost my voice. That's amazing. Day off for you. today don't have to plan anything. Yeah, I'll just go home, find my phone. Yep. Um, get dressed. I hope you don't need fuel. Look at my notes from last week. You don't have any money. Well, I did consider getting a coffee on the way here and then obviously didn't. Yeah.

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