Toni and Ryan - Ye Olde Pickup Lines

Episode Date: June 8, 2022

Ryan tests me on my flap-level, and we try and pick each other up using the best Ye-Olde rhymes. Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello? Ross! Ross Attano! Oh, I'm literally shitting. Do you want us to call you back? Do you need a towel? No, this is freaking great. Yeah, it is!

What are you doing? Where are you, Ross? Well, I'm currently at work, and I was trying to run out of work to answer the phone and then I was just crying in the parking lot because I thought I missed your phone call. Well, you did. But we've called back, so that's okay. Where do you work, Ross? I'm a manager of a restaurant in Louisiana called Lucky's. Well, seeing as you have run out of your beautiful Lucky restaurant, it's called Lucky's, so it kind of makes sense, would you be able to approve this podcast for us?

Oh, my God, it would be my absolute honour to approve this podcast. Oh, yes, we should be so lucky. Oh, God bless you. I've never said that in my life. You've never said that? No, no. Sorry about that. And thank you so much for being a supporter and helping us

and supporting us. We really do appreciate it. Yeah, it means so much. Also, Josh is also going to be signing up on Patreon, so you don't have to worry about us sharing. Oh, I do appreciate that. And I think I saw a message about this from someone. It was like, don't worry, my partner and I have signed up separately,

so don't abuse us. Good, good. Okay, I know y'all are really busy and y'all have a really busy schedule. Is there any way I can just hurry up and add Josh on a phone call so he can hear y'all? Absolutely. Yeah, fucking put him in. I'm not going to tell him anything.

He thinks that I missed your phone call. All right. Okay, so I'm going to go silent for a bit while he rings, and then I'm going to merge the call. Oh, my God, amazing. I'm so excited. Okay, thank you. Hold on.

So right now we're on hold. Hey, Josh. Yeah? I have someone I want to tell you hi. Who? Hi, Josh. Josh, how you doing? Oh, my God.

This is so wild. Thank you to the two of you for having separate Patreon accounts because those freeloading Frank Dreen sipping scumbags. Yep. It's an honesty system. It's an honesty system and we appreciate your honesty. But you can't approve, Josh, because Ross already did. No worries.

Get a ticket and wait in line, mate. We'll see you in October. Hi, it's Ross from Louisiana, and I approve this podcast. Welcome to the Tony and Ryan podcast. Tony and Ryan Friday. That's a Thursday. Yeah, but it's our... And it's Wednesday night for Jared McQuaig in Canada.

Yeah. Bless him. I feel like you're really trying to make a Tony and Ryan Friday thing. I hope it's going better than the facts. I just... Fuck off. Fuck you. I think it's cute, but we don't have to do it.

I think we've got off on the wrong tone. Coming up in this episode, actually. It's now. It's first. But coming up, we're going to do flappable Tony. And I feel like if you've started a bit on edge. Yeah. Or should we start there?

Who puts me on the edge? It's you. You put me there. Should we start with flapped instead since we bit on edge. Yeah. Or should we start there? Who puts me on the edge? It's you. You put me there. Should we start with flapped instead since we're already there? Yeah, all right. All right, later in the episode, we'll be talking about a knight's tale. But first. Flappable Tony.

On the 1st of January 2022, Tony Lodge rolls into the studio and says, New year, new me. That did happen. That did happen. I'd spent Christmas with family in Albury. I am cool, calm and collected new Tony. I am unflappable. Yep.

And as people who are a part of the Tony and Ryan podcast have learned. Come to realise. That Tony, in fact, is flappable. But. She is not unflappable. In fact, in fact, is flappable. But... She is not unflappable. In fact, she's very easily flapped. But can I say, I feel like credit where credit is due, I get a lot less flapped now than I did last year.

I've worked very hard on being less flapped. Let's re-evaluate in about eight minutes. Fuck. Okay. Natalie writes in, her husband has got a PhD in economics. Pretty huge dick. Natalie's husband's got a pretty huge dick. Wow.

Natalie says, my husband's got a pretty huge dick and a PhD in economics. Wow. So what she's trying to say is, though, he's actually a very highly capable, intelligent person. Yeah. Switched on, learned mind. He refuses to use calendars because he prefers to be surprised by the day.

Now, actually, let's get you to write letters back to these people. Can you write a letter to Natalie's husband with a pretty huge dick? Hi, Dr Dickhead. Surprised by the day, what do you mean? I've got a lecture on, cool. No. Better go teach some economics. But, like, you can still be surprised and delighted by your day

and know what's coming up. Yeah. I just think that people that do that and have that attitude are the same people that would be fucked off if somebody forgot about an appointment with them. Well, he wouldn't know about the appointment because he doesn't keep a calendar or a diary. But say he remembered that, Ryan, you were supposed to go around there

and you were going to have this hour-long meeting because you had this thing. He had to do prep for it so he's like yep i know that i've got to do that on friday mental note doing that on friday i got to prep this stuff and you didn't rock up because you went oh i just like to be surprised by the day like you wouldn't feel good about that and so dr dickhead what i'd like to say to you is you're a fucking idiot. Wait. No, I'm not flapped by that. Next one. There's just no way. How can you live your life that way?

This might not flappy, but it's pretty fucking gross, I think. Okay. Although, you don't get freaked out by gross? Not really. I'm pretty gross. Yeah, actually, you might appreciate this as being efficient. Stevie's friend went to a person's house to hook up. Nice.

Remember hooking up? No, it was so long ago. Yeah. Couldn't remember. Good answer. Sounds awful. When we finished, she... He had a PhD as well.

When she graduated from that PhD class, she went to have a shower. Fair enough. And asked if there was any, like like soap or body wash or whatever. And he gave her a little bar of soap, which was actually made up of 40 or so tiny little bars. You know when a soap gets so small there's just like a tiny bit left? So this guy over the years had kept those little bits that were too small to use and mushed them together,

making a new bar of soap of 40 leftover old bars that he'd been accruing for years. Soap costs 50 cents. Like a bar of soap is not expensive. Can you please title this Dear Stevie's Friends Hookup? Dear Stevie's Friends Hookup. Soap, a bar of soap, costs literally 50 cents. It costs nothing.

I just have a problem with bars of soap in general. It just freaks me out. I don't like it. What do you mean? I'm a liquid soap on a loofah girl. Yeah. A bar of soap, there's a lot of places stuff can get lost. Do you know what I mean?

Lost? I thought you said it could go. I thought you were going to say it could go. Lost. You just don't know when it's going to slip away. What happens when it reappears? Well, then. Where'd that come from?

Oh, last Thursday I had a shower and I was wondering where that went. You just do a little queef, it's like little bubbles come out. It looks like your vagina has rabies. It's foaming at the lips. It's. Is she all right? Oh, my God. She's foaming at the mouth.

She's like, there's nothing on my face. Has she got rabies? No, the other mouth. Has she got rabies or she doesn't know how to drink a pina colada? It's coming back out. Holy moly. I'm not a bar of soap person. Okay.

But can you imagine going to someone's house and them being like, borrow my bar of soap? The fact that it's 40 little ones squished together is like a whole other thing. But borrowing a bar of someone's soap that's been in their bum. In their bum? How are you guys using soap at your house? No, but it's like being in and around your bum and your nethers. Oh, except around.

I don't know about in. But, like, when you're soaping yourself up, do you, Ryan... You lather up your hands and then use your hands. What? How are you using soap? Is that actually how you use a bar of soap? Is that how you knot? Oh, my God.

What have you been doing? Oh, my God. You've been putting the soap... Don't make... Oh. I've used soap at your house. I've taken the bar into the areas that it needs to go. Are you supposed to just, like like flap it up in your hands

and then scrub like this? Well, you wouldn't lose it in any orifices. Oh, my God. This is the fucked fact. We're all learning new things. Wow. Okay. With that in mind, does it worry you, though,

that other people are using it that way and then they're using your soap and, like, et cetera, et cetera? I didn't think it was a thing until just now. I think we'll, in the thread, can we do a poll or something? Yeah. And say, do you use the bar of soap on your body or lather up your hands and then use your hands? Because I reckon people are doing what i

thought you were supposed to do but that's why i use a loofah because that just freaks me out using the and then when you're holding the bar of soap it like slips out of your hands because it gets all wet and soapy and then you're holding it and it like you're holding it and it just goes like slips out so that is why i don't like the admin of a bar of soap. I feel like one of us is about to learn an incredible lesson in life 20 or 30 years too late. But I honestly don't know which one of us that's going to be. Okay. Like when people discover that some people wipe their butt while sitting and other people stand to wipe their butt.

What one are you? Well, I was a sitter. Yeah. Are you a sitter? Yeah. Or maybe I was a stand. I don't know. But then someone said, oh, which one are you?

And I was like, I didn't realize there was two ways. If I stood up, the poo would just get smooshed around into my bum. I do it while I'm sitting. Interesting. Do you go around the front or in the back? Around the front. Are you joking? What?

No. No. Let's not. No, let's not. Let's not say we did. Let's not. Because when this debate happened, there was a guy who went from the front and went back to front.

No, you can't do that. Yeah, that's how you get chocolate balls. Have you ever heard that really disgusting joke and it's like, how many calories is eating out a girl? And it's like, depends what way she wants. Oh, my God. I'm cutting that out. Cancel the podcast. I'm cutting that out. No, leave it in. No, I'm cutting that out. Cancel the podcast.

I'm cutting that out. No, leave it in. No, I'm cutting that out. That's fucked. Leave it in. That's fucked. Sorry about that. That is fucked.

It is fucked, but leave it in. Okay. I mean. Hey. I'm flapped. Are you flapped? I'm fucking flapped. I was just about to say.

I am flapped. I flapped you, so all I've got to do is be disgusting and then you get flapped. Are you flapped? I'm fucking flapped. I was just about to say, I am flapped. I flapped you, so all I've got to do is be disgusting and then you get flapped. Good to know. Carrie Williams doesn't set an alarm. She just hopes for the best. No, Carrie, fuck off. A friend of mine getting married this Saturday.

What? Yeah. Who? Not a little bit of a say. Oh. 250 people. Your friend? Like a little bit to say. Oh. 250 people. Your friend? Like an acquaintance, someone I know.

Getting married this weekend? Yeah. Do I know them? If they're an acquaintance of yours, I must know them. I don't know them well enough to be invited. I was going to say, are you going to the wedding? No, I'm not. And 250 people are going.

250 guests. Because a lot of extended family on both sides. And it was one of those ones where both parents got involved and it was like, you've got to invite your auntie and her friend from the church. And don't forget Noni that we lived next door to for two years, fucking 20 years ago. She said genuinely of the 250, there would be 150 that she knows

or met, 100 strangers. Because, again, her partners, aunties, fucking whatever. That sounds awful. Yeah. And also, you're buying 250 people dinner. Yeah, it's going to be a spending one. Fuck. Lots of extended family on both sides.

Apparently there's also a lot of exes that have to be kept apart. What? Like his sister used to go out with her cousin and like. Oh, fucking hell. The seating arrangement would be an absolute nightmare. Oh, here we go. So the wedding's this Saturday. Uh-huh.

Thursday today. Yeah. She hasn't done it yet. The seating chart. There's 10, there's 25 tables of 10 each. And she's just not doing a chart? No, no, she is. Or she still has to do it and hasn't done it yet?

Yeah, she hasn't got around to it yet. She has to do it. And when I was chatting with her yesterday, just said, oh, I've just been so stressed, you know, I've got to get something about the menus, you know, the last minute run around. She goes, oh, and I've got to do the seating plan. And I was like. That's not last minute run around. And goes, oh, and I've got to do the seating plan. And I was like.

That's not last minute run around. And I said, like, you mean like print it or like confirm it or like send it to the venue? Or like do it. She's like, no, no, no, like. Write it all down. I've got to do it. Figure it out.

Yeah. Oh, I feel like, I mean, I would never, I don't know enough people to have a wedding that is big enough for that. I don't know that people to have a wedding that is big enough for that. I don't know that many people. No. I also don't think that I would have a seating plan at a wedding. If I were to have like a large wedding, I don't think I would have a seating plan at all.

But if you're sitting down for dinner, which they are, it actually you have to because then you're just basically outsourcing the awkwardness to everyone else because then they have to go, oh, where should we sit? You know what I mean? Sometimes it's nice to be just told what to do and you can do it. That's a good point. Oh, fuck, but that's a big job, especially you've got Noni,

who you used to live next door to, can't sit next to Bob because they, you know, kissed once at somebody else's communion and, you know, like. Let's call it Marie, her Marie. Let's call her Marie. Dear Marie. Hi, Marie. You're a fucking idiot and you absolutely should have done this months ago. I bet you didn't sleep on getting, you know, your hair done or your nails done or whatever

because why would you? That's a priority. But the seating plan for 250 people. Also, if you're busy coming into a wedding, isn't that what like bridesmaids and shit are for? I don't know. I've never been married. I'm not married. Jobs were divvied up a few weeks ago.

Yeah. And this was the one that she was, like one of the ones that she was given. So she's outsourced other stuff. No, no, I'll take care of this one. Marie, you've taken the worst job. The thing that's flapped to me is that you've gone, I'll take care of that. Yeah.

I'd give that to mum. Yeah. Oh. What would you? I couldn't, obviously. Oh, okay. Why not? She won't be able to help me.

Is she there on the day? I'll ask Marie's mum if she can help me. Hi, it's Ross from Louisiana, and you're listening to Tony and Ryan. Every week in the Patreon, we ask people to vote for a movie. And we want to say thank you to the people in the Patreonions. Why are you looking at me? That just wasn't your best, like, way of bringing that up. I'm flapped.

Yep, that's okay. I'm flapped about the soap. The soap. Ian Beattie, thank you so much. Brooke Silva, Scott Mitchell, Kelsey Lampron, Kat Killshaw, Jack Cooper, Nathan Tate, Ryan Arioli, Jack Shanks. Hang on a second. What was Ryan's last name?

Ryan Arioli. Do you think he's making a joke about ravioli or do you reckon it's actually his real name? Oh, I was thinking more arancini balls. So not the same at all. What did he say? Arioli. And I said ravioli. I think in my mind I combined the arancini balls with the aioli

that it would be dipped in. Or the areola. Yeah. Yeah, the nipple. Jack Shanks, thank you. Jack Shanks, thanks. And Jimmy Brantingham, thank you so, so much for being a champion topper. Frank Green Water Bottles are in production on their way

to your hot little hands. We did clean out Frank Green, who have had to reorder. And then we ordered all their bottles as well. Do you believe that considering we weren't a business until three days ago that we are now a part of the global supply chain, that we would use terms like global supply chain issues? I actually can't believe that we, and I know that it's not done yet, like don't count the chickens before they've hatched. Please don't. But I can't believe that we, and I know that it's not done yet. Like, don't count the chickens before they've hatched.

Please don't. But I can't believe we've pulled this off. We don't say, fuck, no. Do not say that. Okay. There's 2,500 bottles put into production. We're just hoping for the best. They have to be shipped to Poland.

Yep. Texas is now the new Northern American hub. You've said it a hundred times, mate. Don't say we've pulled it off. Okay. I'll pull you. Sorry. Once this has gone down, you should pull me off.

You'll be going down. I thank you, pull off. You did a great job. Anyway, like we were saying, people in our Patreon, we pick a theme every week of movies. We put like five films up there and then you can pick which one is your favourite. This week we did Heath Ledger movies because last week we watched

10 Things I Hate About You. And so we were picking out of, sorry, I'm just trying to open. Oh, who's doing the good explaining? I was just trying to open the, have you got the fucking videos ready, mate? And the winner was A Knight's Tale And the winner was A Knight's Tale. The winner was A Knight's Tale. The other options were Casanova, The Four Feathers, Lords of Dogtown, Brokeback Mountain and A Knight's Tale.

I had never seen A Knight's Tale. And you came in hot this morning. I fucking hated it. I don't like... I don't know if it's really technically period, but I don't like period shit. I don't like, like, themed shit like this. Downtown Abbey? Yeah, nah, Downtown Abbey.

Downtown. What about Outlander? Downton Abbey. Outlander? Nah, haven't seen it. I'm the same. I don't normally like old-timey things, but I thought it was, like like cute and a bit like in fairness it's kind of funny random i was like is this a comedy

well yeah so i thought this would be easy because even though it's long as fuck it's like two two hour 15 or something was it so fucking long um i was like but i'm pretty sure it's supposed to be like a bit funny a bit kitschy a bit cute'll be easy to watch. I watched half of it and then went out for dinner and drank a lot and then watched the other half when I got home. And I was like, oh, the second half will be better because I'm blind. Yeah. It'll pick up from here. It was shit. I fucking hated it. It was awful. I hated watching it. I hated listening to Heath Ledger do that dumb accent. I just fucking hated it.

I hated the movie. I'm so sorry, but I hated it. What about Paul Bettany's character? The, like, announcer guy? The one that was naked and dirty? Yeah. I just didn't get it. It's just not for me.

Don't you think the beautiful princess lady was, like, the most beautiful person ever? Yeah, and, like, but there are a lot of beautiful people. It doesn't mean they're interesting. Not like me. Don't you think the beautiful princess lady was like the most beautiful person ever? Yeah. But there are a lot of beautiful people. It doesn't mean they're interesting. Not like me. If you were to choose between good looking and boring versus interesting and ugly, what would you choose? I haven't had to choose because I'm beautiful and interesting. I was blessed by God. That was a trick question and you fucking owned it. Well done. Do you know what did trip me out though? So Alan Tiddick, who was like the orange head guy, I recognised him from Dodgeball, the movie Dodgeball. Did you know the movie Dodgeball?

Yeah. That movie came out 18 years ago. What the fuck? I know. That movie can drink in Australia. Isn't that fucked? That is fucked. 18 years ago.

Jeez, that makes me feel old. If someone told me that movie came out five years ago, I'd be like, yeah. Yeah, I believe you. You're right. Correct. Yeah. The most offensive thing you've ever said to me,

do you know what it was? What? I mentioned the other day that I was 34. Yeah. And you just went, ha, you'll be 15, 16 years. Fuck off. It's not nice, is it? It's not untrue, but it's fucking aggressive and it's fucking rude.

50 in 16 years. And if you think about how quickly it went when you were, like, born to when you were 16, think about how quickly those years went. That's what it's going to be like for you in 16 years. Anyway, so it's fucking depressing. I hated the movie. You're closer to 50 than birth. Yeah.

Yeah. But you know what? Age and ageing is a privilege denied to so many. So I own it. I own it. I don't care that I'm getting older because you know what? My mum would have loved to have gotten older. Heath Ledger, he would have loved to have gotten older.

Didn't get the chance. Don't fucking pull it. Don't fucking wink at me. I would never wink at you at the time. You just fucking winked at me. You winked at me and put this on the video. I want everyone to see that fucking wink. But, I mean, it really fucked me up that, like, We Will Rock You was not out in Shakespearean times.

That's why it's funny because it's got 70s rock music. It's not funny. I hated it. Right at the beginning of the movie, though, Heath Ledger is on a horse and he starts saying this little, like, sonnet. I didn't like the poetry aspect. No. Why are you talking like a fuckhead? Just, you know, like, what's the best pick-up line? And also because he, like, sonnet. I didn't like the poetry aspect. No. I'm like, why are you talking like a fuckhead?

Just, you know, like, what's the best pick-up line? And also because he, like, only does it once. It's not as if he speaks in sonnets the whole movie. He just does it at this one time when he's on a horse. Look, you've said sonnet a few times, like, you know, like, you think I know what that means. Sonnet is, like, just like a little rhyming poem. I don't get that.

The whole film, like, when they introduce people, that whole vibe. I hate it. I don't like it. I fucking hate the movie so much. But I thought that it would be really fun if we pretended that we were on a horse and we tried to pick each other up in ye olde medievaly to burner times.

So would you like to be on the horse first or would you like me to be on the horse first? I'll get on the horse. Okay. All right. Okay. Hang on. Let me pretend to be a blushing corseted maiden.

And do I have to do the full like? Yes. See, can I just? Yep. What's wrong? I'm scared that my Yoli character and my pirate character that I've done in the past may become the same person. You know what?

That's okay because art is beautiful. But I feel like they're very different from each other even though they both say, No, they don't. No, the Shakespearean people, they don't go, What do they do then? They'll be like, I tell you a tale, a sing of a song.

Show me your underwear. Is it a thong? That was really good. I didn't even write that down. That is good. That was off the cuff. I've done a lot of good off the cuff rhyming this week. Yeah, you should start a podcast, mate.

Thank you. Goldcast, actually. All right. What? It's a goldcast. What's that? We made that joke last week. All good.

Yes. No, that's pirate. That's pirate. Yes! That's pirate. Ye search the whole world for a lass so beautiful. Swam oceans, searched deserts, a worldwide hunt. a worldwide hunt. When I first laid eyes on Tony Lodge,

remove me armor and let me put me candlestick in your... I'm sorry. The voice was something else. You searched the whole wide world for a beautiful lass. Swam oceans, crossed deserts. I fucked it again. I liked that. And I loved that you rhymed hunt with...

You searched the whole world. Why are you doing it again? For a lass so beautiful. Why are you doing it again? For a last so beautiful. Why are you doing it again? I can't sleep until I nail it. Okay. We're going to be here all week. You searched the whole...

Okay, you go and then I'll go again. I want you to get it. No, go. Okay. I'm waiting for the music to feel right. You searched the whole... Oh, there you music to feel right. You said stop! Oh, there you go. All right.

Here, pretend I'm on a horse. I'm picking you up. I see a sight, a brave young knight. Please, bearded sir, lay with me tonight. Atop this horse you see me sigh. I hope you'll open up my thighs. Oh, shit. Yeah.

That was so much better than mine. Thank you. Yep. Yeah. Heath Ledger would fuck you for that. Thank you. I really appreciate that, actually. Shame the movie was so fucking shit.

Shame. Shame, shame, shame. You searched the whole side of the world for a lasso, beautiful swam ocean, searched deserts, a worldwide hunt. When I first laid eyes on Tony Lodge, I removed my armour and put my candlestick in her cunt. and put my candlestick in her c**t. Let us know which one you think was better.

I thought that was quite fun. Did you think that was fun? Yeah. I'm annoyed that yours was so much better than mine, though. Thank you. And I literally wrote it in 10 seconds as well. Yeah, you did too. I saw that happen and I was like, fuck, you're so annoying.

You Tony with the pen. That's my story. Things you loved. What? That was just a whole thing. Do you know what I want to say? That I know that that's not your thing. And I'm really proud of you. Talking.

I know it's not your thing. What's not my thing? Like being in character and doing those things. I'm not an audio queen. Talking? I know it's not your thing. What's not my thing? Like being in character and doing those things. I'm not an audio queen. No, and that's fine. You're Mahartys in old Shakespeare land. No, there wasn't. No, not the same thing.

Peg Leg Mario. No, Romeo. Who's Mario? He's the. Mario and Luigi. It's a me. I'm Mario. Yeah, so you're better at this than me.

Yeah, I am. Would you like to go first, kind sir? Hey, I know we're like 10 days in now, but happy Pride Month. Happy Pride Month. And a lot of people have messaged through and there's a little thread in the group saying, happy Pride Month, everyone. Yeah.

And I know we're like two straight, boring white people. Thanks. But a lot of people are like, oh, I love that the TARPA community is so inclusive and everyone's involved and everyone's friends. So I love to see everyone making friends with each other. It's lovely, isn't it? Except George. He can fucking just drink some cold water.

I reckon George is probably celebrating Pride Month as we speak. He's never not celebrating Pride Month. I'm good for George. Good for George. He's Pride Decade for George. Decade. Turned dukes. But you love to see everyone getting involved and meeting each other

and being at a safe space where we can all be the fucked up idiots that we really are without shame or judgment. And just put it in the Facebook group, mate. No one ain't going to judge. Exactly. You know that everyone's going to come to the party on whatever fucked thing you say. Even when whoever it was talked about wearing underwear

more than one day, you know. Ye Pride Month hero! Er, my hearties. All right. Changing gear. Might you love to see it, was this photo of a young woman looking very, very happy, holding a bike. A bike, yeah.

Like a bicycle. Yeah. My bike was stolen last week, which is so fucking annoying. That's annoying and expensive. Expensive. And yesterday I saw it for sale on Craigslist. Fuck off. So someone stole it and then gone, I can flip this for a dollar.

Saw it on Craigslist, messaged the seller and met him at McDonald's and when I noticed it was 100% my bike, I dumbly asked to take it for a bit of a test drive. The guy said... And if it's a bike, that's probably a genuine test. Yeah, because you need the height to be right and stuff. He said, yeah, but don't ride off, which is exactly what I did. Stole my bike back.

He told me specifically not to ride off and guess what I did? I defied him. And then what's he going to do? Complain to the cops? Or ride after him. He's got no bike now. Yeah. So she's way quicker.

Try and keep up with this, bud. Which I thought was quite cute. You do love to sit on it. It's quite cute. Thank you so much. Old bicycle stolen off the stealer. Oh, don't steal my steed, young lass. I need to slap it on my ass.

If you take away my ride, how can we celebrate the month of pride? Tony Lodge, fuck me up. How do I do that? You should do it. Is that a job that I can do? You're doing it right now, though. You love to see that. It's worked out perfectly.

Yay! Yay! Woo! You love fucking to. Well, thank you so much for listening this week. We will chat to you on... ...Miam Day. You searched that up.

Yeah. Okay. Love you, bye.