Toni and Ryan - Your partner HATES this

Episode Date: January 31, 2022

How we like the aircon, and things you can say in THE restaurant and the bedroom! Love ya! Toni xx Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toni.lodge and @ryanjondunn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello? Jamelia. Is that how I pronounce your name? No, it's Jamila, actually. Jamia. Jamila. Jamila. Yeah, kind of.

Kind of? Well, I'm so sorry, but would you like to approve this podcast? Yeah, definitely. Thank you so much for taking our call. I'm assuming it's a weird time in Germany at the moment, like early in the morning? Yeah, it's like 5.30. Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry, but also thankful, but still sorry. This is Jamila from Cologne in Germany and I approve this podcast. Welcome to the podcast. What was that? I just had a little glance because we're about to do things you can say in the restaurant and in the bedroom. Right in your own gear. It's my favourite time of the week. It is good. I mean, I love these videos.

People love watching them. We love doing it. It's the best. I think that there's a lot of people that have found us through TikTok videos and Instagram videos, if you'll hear from that. Thank you so much. And these, obviously, we post these every week. And I thought people would be sick of it by now, but they still love it. I still like doing it. I thought people would be sick of it by now, but they still love it.

I still like doing it. I thought I would be sick of it by now. Nah, it's my favourite time of the week. Don't fix what's not broken, I guess. Not broken, don't fix it. We need to talk about how hot it's been also. Melbourne has been through a heat wave, and Tony and I, would we say a fiery debate or a discussion on the phone the other day?

Yeah. About when and when not to use air conditioners? Yeah, and the thing was we were arguing for the same side as well. Took us a while to figure that out. We just started yelling at each other and then I was like, hang on, mate, let's read. Hang on, are we both on the same side here? Yeah.

Why are we yelling? Yeah. All right, love you, bye. Love you, fine. Agree to agree, fine.? Yeah. All right. Love you. Bye. Love you. Fine. Agree to agree. Fine. See ya. All right.

That's coming up shortly. And I love to, between couples though. As in you and I? Like all couples, I reckon there's not always agreeance on, are we sleeping with the air con? Do you want the fan on? Is the fan too loud to sleep? Does it dry you out?

Is it too cold? In every relationship, there's one. There's a hotty and a coldy. And the other. Exactly right. Are we sleeping with the air con? Do you want the fan on? Is the fan too loud to sleep? Does it dry you out? Is it too cold? Do we do noro or blanket? In every relationship, there's one. There's a hottie and a coldie. And the other. Exactly right. And you know which one you are. Yep.

I'm just glad that when Tony and I sleep together, we're on the same page. We're so lucky. All right. Here's things you can say in the restaurant and also in the bedroom. I like that you said the restaurant, like there's one. Things you can say in the restaurant and also in the bedroom. I like that you said the restaurant, like there's one. Things you can say in the restaurant and also in the bedroom. I don't know if I've mentioned I lived in the US.

What? What? When? What for? When I was 18. I moved there to do college. You went to college in the US? Fuck off.

Fuck off. The US? Just because there's only one? When people spoke of Australia, they spoke as if, like, there was one the shopping centre in Australia, the high school. Because every time, like, their cousin's mate knew a guy from Australia. Did you go to the school with Steve? Yeah, do you know John?

Do you know there's 25 fucking million people in Australia? So, no, I actually don't know John. And it was always like, oh, the shopping centre in Australia. Yeah, my friend said that. And I'm like, what? There's actually more than one. On like a much smaller scale, is it the same when you say something like, oh, I went to Blair University and they go, oh, my friend Gary went there.

Do you know him? No. I'm like, oh, what year did they graduate? They're like, oh, 94. I'm like, okay, well, I went in 2010. So, no, I don't know. I studied economics. He did science.

We were 10 years apart. No, I fucking don't know about Gary. Yeah, oh, that's a shame though. Do you want to know the worst one? What? I went to Mizzou. What's Mizzou? Missouri University.

It's called Mizzou. Great party school. Is that why you went there? Like I said, I went for the weekend to go to a party and stuff. Oh, right. And when you're Australian, you're pretty welcome. Everyone's like, mate, come to this party. Come meet these guys.

Oh, yeah. Because you're like a... A novelty. A novelty, exactly. And especially not being in LA or New York. Like in the Midwest, there aren't just like Aussies everywhere. Yeah, because I guess in LA, New York... They're full of them.

For dickheads like me... Yeah, you'd go. That's the only place I know of. Yeah, because I guess in LA and New York, for dickheads like me, that's the only place I know of. Yeah, exactly. So I get to this party and you don't even need to say you're from Australia because people just go, whoa, look at that accent. Are you from where you're from? And I go, yeah, yeah, I'm from Australia. And they go, oh, do you know Gary? He's from South Africa.

What? As if like... Oh, you're from a different country than this one. You must know Gary. I was like, do you realise in between Australia and South Africa is like one of the biggest oceans in the world? And like in Melbourne, Sydney, the majority of Australia is on the east coast of this island.

Yes. So like we're literally half a world away from South Africa. Awkwardly, I met Gary the week earlier at a party, so I did know him. But the fact that he asked just really fucked me up. All right. Things you can say at the restaurant and the bedroom. I wonder how Gary is doing. Oh, well, I talked to him the other day.

Do you know him? Well, I'm from Perth. Oh, well, yeah, half my day. So he's pretty much there. I hope mine comes soon. Don't you hate it when you're waiting for mine to come? You never need to wait for me too long. How would you like your meat served?

Oh, that's quite tough. Gamey. It's very sinewy, isn't it? What's sinewy mean? Like when it's got the muscle bits in it. Oh. Would you like things to come in a certain order or should I just bring them out when they're ready?

What is your preferred order, actually, Tony? Me, me, me, Torbs. Me. Yeah, me again. Take an extra. Would you like dessert? Yes, please. Always room for more.

Do I have to pay extra for the sausage if I want it? No, mate, I'll throw that one in. Throw it in for free. You don't do anything for free, mate. For the price I'm paying, I expected a bit more. What more would you want? Like are you talking, you know, the front and the back? It's just when I look at the meal, there's not a lot there.

I would like more. More. More. So people on the podcast can't see the hand gestures Tony and I are doing at each other. More. More. So people on the podcast can't see the hand gestures Tony and I are doing at each other. More. Please unclench your ball-grabbing fist. Oh, sorry, I don't normally talk with my mouth full.

Well, that's a goddamn lie. Otherwise we'd never chat. Will this fill you up? Nah. That's a shame. Not the first time we've heard that. Order two. Oh, this is quite spicy.

Yes, it is. Ouch. Please leave a five-star review on Yelp. Spicy. Yes, it is. Yowch. Please leave a five-star review on Yelp. Sorry, I'm actually allergic to nuts. Where's my EpiPen? Yeah, stick something else in me. Yeah, you put the EpiPen in the ass, don't you?

Is this not where that goes? EpiPenis. No wonder my friend died. Because instead of stabbing her with the EpiPen, I put my dick in her ass. Sorry, that's dribbled over my chin. Oh, God, don't you hate that? Slow down, Grandma, or you'll choke.

What was that sound you just made? You sounded like a choking grandma. They're just the ones about the grandma. They're just so funny. Slow down or you'll choke. I mean, we've all been there, haven't we? Yeah. Don't forget to breathe. I was bigger than my belly. Would we be able to get some water?

If we weren't surrounded by technical equipment, I would have... Technical equipment? Hosed you down. Would have lit you up with my Frank Green water bottle. A new one, I see. Yes, it is a new one. The other one was compromised. Things you can say in the restaurant and also in the bedroom.

If you choke on it, don't worry. I'll come around behind you and do the manoeuvre. The hyme won't be the only thing being licked. What's that thing called? Hyme. I'm just imagining the logistics of that. I don't think it would be very nice for any of the three people if you were being choked in the mouth.

Who's the three people? Well, so I'm just... Explain this to me. Okay, so when you just said, we choke on the front thing, I'll take you from the back, give you the Heimlich. Yeah. So imagine there's someone with something in the mouth

and then the middle person and then there's someone at the back giving the Heimlich, as we're calling it. Yeah. That's not going to be good for the person on the end or the middle. The back person's probably doing all right. Whatever. Because you're going to be moving them around.

You're going to be moving them around. And you might be, you know, into the penis. I feel like the middle person, because of the Heimlich, would also be doing okay. I just think you're right. The one at the front is definitely the loser. Yeah. But also, like, you might be getting your nose buffed around a bit.

You can tell that no one has ever wanted to have a threesome with me. I don't know why that reminded me. I don't, not the biggest fan of Friends ever. Not that I hate it, but I just, I'm not like a hardcore Friends. Yeah, person. Oh, I'm not a big fan of Friends. I just don't like Friends. I don't like having Friends.

There's a scene where Ross and his, I think it was his wife or girlfriend who ended up being a lesbian. Yes. Said I wanted to have a threesome. Yes. And. It's like literally the first episode. Oh, is it?

Yeah. Oh, right. So, and all the boys are like, oh, it a threesome. Yes. It's like literally the first episode. Oh, is it? Yeah. Oh, right. And all the boys are like, oh, it's everyone's fantasy to have a threesome with Trigger. And they're like, how was it? And he ends up being like, oh, like those two are pretty into it. They weren't overly fussed about me. I ended up having a sandwich and just kind of hanging out

and went down the road and did some shopping. Yeah, no, it was a great threesome. Yeah. I just think how much work. Keeping two people happy. Oh, fuck it. Like, I couldn't great threesome. Yeah. I just think how much work. Keeping two people happy? Oh, fuck it. Like, I couldn't think of anything worse. Anything worse?

Well, four. Keeping three people happy. What about there's two people keeping you happy? It just sounds like a lot of work still, doesn't it? What goes around comes around. Two people keeping me happy, eventually I'm going to have to do that for them as well. That just sounds like a lot.

Don't you think? Maybe Ross was right. Maybe a sandwich and sitting on the couch is the better option. And then it's just like you're watching two people have sex and it's like watching porn anyway. I don't think he was in the room while I was eating the sandwich. Sure, okay. That would be my mistake.

Things you can say in the restaurant and the bedroom. Do you mind waiting until mine comes to start? It's the gentlemanly thing to do. It is. I love it when the chef whips it out and does it in front of you.

Teppanyaki, more like teppanyummy. That's funny from me. That was good from you. Thank you. I can't believe I fit the whole thing in my mouth. Don't say that's a short, mate. I've seen you doing your best work.

Do you want me to flip it over or do you want sunny side up? Oh. That I'm... Oh. Is that? Oh. Do you want a towel over there? Yeah.

Get the tarp. Put a tarp down. Get the tarp. Put a tarp-pollen down. We said yesterday we'd be very specific if we ever referenced tarps. Oh, this is so hot. When I whistle, I expect the waiter to come. Give me a whistle, I'll be the waiter.

Oh! How embarrassed would you be? If you came at a restaurant? Yeah, you would be. You would be. Is that what you're going to say? No. How's the fish?

Shit. Not bad. Someone walks in and they just love to whistle. Like... And then... The waiter. It sounds like one of those would you rather. Or like come every time someone whistled. Or like stick a fork in your eye when there's a fly or something.

For example. I mean, first of all, you'd clearly go the come when whistle. Yeah. Especially in Australia. The flies are everywhere. They're everywhere. Yeah., you'd clearly go the come and whistle. Yeah. Especially in Australia. The flies are everywhere. They're everywhere. Yeah. You'd be getting forked in the eye nonstop.

What were you going to say? I was going to say, wouldn't you be so embarrassed if you went to a restaurant with someone and they were someone that clicked or whistled at a waiter? Okay. I don't want to reference the fact that I've lived overseas before. But in a certain country that's not Australia, it's very common to, in Malaysia, you would kind of go like, to get their attention.

And when I saw it, I was like, that feels a bit aggressive and a bit rude. And someone's like, it just is like. That's just what you do. That's what they do. Yeah. Because it's a bit less, like when you've got your hand up, you're like, it just is like. That's just what you do. That's what they do. Yeah. Because it's a bit less, like when you've got your hand up,

you're like, oh, excuse me. Yeah. It's a bit like, it's just a bit more subtle. And then sometimes you would like kind of point to the ground and kind of go, and they'd like come over. And it's totally fine. But because it's just a cultural difference, I found that really like. Yeah.

The first time I did it, I'm like, I feel awful. You feel really rude. Yeah. But for them, it's the equivalent of you going, oh, g'day, mate. Can I just get an extra drink? Like that's their job. It's actually how it works in this country. I reckon just like because in Aussie, you don't do, like you wait until a waiter comes to you.

Like that's just kind of how it works. Yeah, and if you want an extra serve or an extra drink, you could be sitting there for hours. Because heaven forbid you'd be like. Yeah, you would just never do it. But if I was at a restaurant with someone and they whistled or like clicked for a waiter, I would be mortified. So mum came over.

It was nice, by the way. Yeah, it would have been. To Malaysia or Thailand. I can't remember. And I did it. I've been to Thailand with my mum. Really? Yeah.

That is nice. Yeah. So when I first did the. Years ago, obviously. Obviously. Yeah. When I first did the. mum was like, Ryan. She would have been mortified.

She was. She was like, my son is being so rude. And I was like, nah. And, you know, you're like, it's just normal here, mum. She's like, no, it's not. Don't you dare. Yeah, and then after a few weeks she's like, oh, okay, that's sort of a thing.

Yeah. In Japan, I've been to Japan. Fuck, have you? Yeah. Oh, that's surprising. You haven't mentioned it all the time. Jeez, this episode has brought the worst out of us, hasn't it? Oh, get a new personality, the two of you.

Yeah. A couple of loaves coming in. We've talked about the countries we've been to and friends. That is not good. They're like the worst personality traits. By the way, I'm getting into crypto. Obviously, I'm joking. I've got a life

You've already got some, you're already in it I actually do I got FOMO Everyone's got a bit of bloody Ethereum in their portfolio But it's FOMO right? Everyone's getting rich and I'm not I'll just get a little bit, just at the top of the market Just in time for the crash

And you just know that the people that already had Bitcoin in the beginning You're like, okay, you obviously bought drugs online Like we get it Why else would you get it? Yeah, why else would you have this? Anyway. You've been to Japan. In Japan, in lots of restaurants.

First or second time you went? This was the first time. Okay. Who's a shout out to our friend in Japan? Nodoka. Oh, Nodoka. Yes, big fan. In Japan, in lots of the restaurants, they have like a button.

So you just like press a button on your table and the waitress or waiter just comes over. Genius. And it's so good because you don't have to yell out. You literally just press it and they come when they're ready. Oh. That saves you from whistling. This is Jamila from Cologne and you're listening to Tony and Ryan.

I've just remembered something. What? Because we were talking about how to get the waitress's attention and blah, blah, blah. Something that's happened during COVID that I welcome to stay forever. I know what you're going to fucking say. The QR code. Scanning and ordering at your table. Oh, how good is it?

How good is being able to buy a round of drinks but not waiting in line at the bar? How many nights out have you wasted standing and waiting for a round of drinks at the bar and you don't get to chat with your mates. I decided to come out tonight because I wanted to hang out with everyone but I'm standing at the bar waiting to get a drink. Yeah. And it just occurred to me because we were just talking

and I was like, oh, it's been a while since I've tried to get the waiter's attention. Well, of course it has because I just QR-coded the thing on the table. Oh, an extra side of chips, guys? Yeah, I'll get some sweet and chilli sour cream on the wedges and whatever. Yeah, bang, bang, done. Okay.

Well, it sounds like you've really struggled to talk to someone, so I'm glad that you've got the QR code. The reason I use the QR code is because English is not my strength. Mate, you don't have to tell us twice. Well, I won't. Thanks to our champion. I'll tell you four times a week, inadvertently. Yeah, no, the QR code.

I hope it's here to stay. All right. Thank you so much to a couple of new champion tapas, Hannah Sterland, Brady Jeffrey, Oscar Esquire, and Paige Breniser. Oscar sent me a message during the week. Hi, Oscar. Can you read his name out again, please? Oscar Esquire.

Oh, is it Esquire or something? No, it's Oscar Esquire. Oh, is it? Because last week I called him Oscar Empire and was like, that's the most gangster name I've ever heard. And he's like, oh, hey, Ryan, thanks for the shout out. By the way, that's not correct. Okay.

Well, it says Oscar Esquire on thing, on Patreon. Actually, I've changed my tune. I'm off Oscar. Pick a name and stick to it. Yeah, Oscar. It sounds like he's paying a lot of money. Thank you, Oscar E. Squire. Thank you. Welcome aboard. See you soon, bud. Pick a name and stick to it. Yeah, Oscar. It sounds like he's paying a lot of money. Thank you, Oscar Esquire. Thank you.

Welcome aboard. I'll see you soon, bud. Best friends. The big O. Wow. About time I gave someone my name. Yeah. Can't tell me about it.

Not me, though. I won't tell you. Okay. I'll show you. Show me. Show me. Oh. This might be strange.

I've been inside for over a week. You're so excited to see another human who's not Torben Sting. This might be weird because the majority of people who listen to the Tony and Ryan podcast are based in the Northern Hemisphere. That is not true. We have many listeners from many places in the world, all equal in love from us.

What I'm trying to say is even if it's winter in some places in the world, a very cold, in Melbourne we have been through a heat wave. It has been hot and sweaty and sticky and humid and gross. And for anybody that is not from Australia, potentially there may be more or less people listening not from Australia, I think that there is this perception of Australia being like a burning hot turd on the sun.

It is 98% of the country. A lot of the time it is. The middle of it. So can you please understand that when we say there's a heat wave, it's fucking hot. It's a proper fucking heat wave. Like on the news, you know when you say like England's had a heat wave, 600 people are dead but it's 24 degrees Celsius.

I was like get a real heat wave, England's had a heatwave. 600 people are dead, but it's 24 degrees Celsius. I was like, get a real heatwave, England. Yeah. Pathetic. So literally in Melbourne the last week it's been, what, 35, 36, 37 degrees Celsius. Every day. So fucking pop that in your fucking pipe and smoke it. It's fucking hot. One thing I will add, though.

Yes. I've been in England when it was a balmy 25 degrees. The buildings aren't designed for heat. It's a different heat. Yeah. It's a different. So when it is 25, you're like, I remember being in England when it was a balmy 25 degrees. The buildings aren't designed for heat. It's a different heat. Yeah. It's a different. So when it is 25, you're like, I remember being in a hotel being like, oh, there's no air conditioning.

So you've been to England as well. I'm sweating and yeah. Oh, nice. It is. Well travelled. Thank you. A few times. I went twice in two months a few years ago.

Oh. I went to the Harry and Meghan's wedding. I think I told you that. Oh, yeah, that's right. I mean, not to the wedding. Yeah. Like I was in town to cover a few years ago. Oh. I went to the Harry and Meghan's wedding. I think I told you that. Oh, yeah, that's right. I mean, not to the wedding. Like, I was in town to cover the wedding for this radio station. I met Harry and Meghan Markle when they were in Melbourne. Oh, you sung to them?

Yeah, I did. And that's why they quit the royal family. They're like, fuck, is this what we've got to do? We just have to deal with people singing at us in Australia? Fuck this, I'm moving to Los Angeles. It's too hot. Do you know they got paid $30 million to do a podcast and didn't make it?

Really? Yeah. But, I mean, same thing with us. Well, I was going to say quite the opposite. Except the opposite. We did not get paid $30 million. And not. So.

It's fucking hot. It's fucking hot. And I feel like every couple, there's one person that wants the fan on, the air conditioner, turn the house into an ice block. Yes. And there's the other person that's like, no, it's too cold. Don't run the air con, it's too expensive or it's too loud or it drives me out, it gives me a little sore nose. One of my mates has an app that connects to the electricity

meter so he can see if his partner's got the air con on at home during the day. What a fucking psycho. He is a psycho. What, because he doesn't want to pay the electricity bill for the air con to be on? We don't need it. It's not that hot.

It's a waste of money. No. Let me, is he a dad? He is. Yep, you can fucking tell. Because dads hate when lights are on, fans are on, air cons on, don't know what it is. They don't like it when you boil the kettle because the element,

it draws heaps of power. What is with that? There's just something about dads. They hate spending money on power. So you and I agree when it's bedtime. Cold as fuck. Ice the thing down. Yeah.

I want the bed to be a water bed with no protection. I want to be laying in a pool of iced water to go to sleep. I agree. Couldn't agree more. The colder I am, the better it is because then I can snuggle. Like, not torps, but, like, I can, you know. Curl into a ball. Enjoy my blanket and I can, you know, be relaxed.

I know that I don't have to worry about being sweaty. I'm not going to wake up in the middle of the night with like sweaty hair. So good. Amazing. Amazing. Nothing better. I'd rather have fucking cold nipples I could key a car

than be warm. Well, look out cars because are you still not wearing bras because of the... Yeah. I mean, I didn't really need to ask. I was just being polite. Yeah, thanks. So my wife, Bridget, is a human ice block.

She's always cold. Cold-blooded human being. So it can be 40 degrees in Melbourne and Bridget's like, the air conditioner's too loud, it dries out my nose. Fuck off. She'll be borrowing my tracky pants and a hoodie and she'll be like, oh, let's cuddle and I'll be like no to everything. Don't touch me. I'm hot.

I'm sticky. I don't want to hear about it. I'm sweating in bed. I'm just laying here on top of the blankets like an idiot, feeling like a fool, sweating here. Absolutely not. No. And I want to know who is the couple,

because I'm sure there's not many of them, where both people can actually agree. Okay, you're going to hate this. Are you fucking joking me? Torbs and I love the same temperature. We both sleep with the fan on every night of the year. Who would have guessed you and Toblerone would have been so similar? I know.

We're a great couple. We are actually a great couple. You are a great couple. I'm just now realising how good a couple we are. I'm torn because I'm both very happy for you and really fucked off and jealous because I reckon most people listening now, they will know the fight of, oh, we'll put the fan on, but can you turn it off in a bit?

Oh, maybe if we just put the setting up a little bit. There's always a compromise. There's always a fight. No one ever wins. One likes it hot, one likes it cold. Awful. And this fight has just been happening every day. I can't imagine.

And during the day I'm working from home. I want the air con on, Bridget's like, no, it's too loud, it's too cold. Oh, and then I turn it off and I'm sitting there sweating at my desk. And there is nothing worse than when you're trying to work and you're hot. Or you're just at the wrong temperature. As you know, I'm part-time doing my MBA. I'm doing a subject on financial accounting and it's as fun as it fucking sounds.

Sounds like fucking drier than me. You're fucking right. Holy moly, that came out of nowhere. Sorry about that. Could you imagine how boring and stressful studying accounting is anyway? Yeah. Adding in then you're sweating at your desk trying to learn it.

Yeah. I can't think of anything worse. Well, I can't think of anything else than what you just said. Me either, actually. I've really thrown us off. You've thrown us. I'm sorry. I agree.

I also work from home at the moment, like the majority of people, and I'm sitting in our spare room and it is hot as fuck because we've only got air con in the lounge room and it doesn't go down into our bedroom or our office. And it's the worst because it's so fucking hot. And we've got like oscillating fans, but it's just not cutting the mustard while it's hot, as hot as it's been.

And we're talking about getting like a portable air con because it's just that fucking hot. So here's my question. Why haven't you got an air con? Because obviously we know you're doing all right. You've got a finance team. There's a huge courtyard. Exactly right, yeah.

Why don't you get an air conditioner in your bedroom? Well, because we, I mean, we don't own it. We're just renting. But you know when you're like part of a body corporate and stuff and you can't like do stuff? But don't you just do it? What? Ask for forgiveness, not permission.

You don't know me at all. If you think that I'm someone that's going to ask for forgiveness instead of permission, you're wrong. I'm going to ask for permission. What's stopping you from just getting an air conditioner and just putting it in? Ryan, I would never, ever do that. I'd never just do anything.

You'd rather sweat and die in your own heat than just put an aircon in your room. Yeah, but if I get a portable one, then it's not going to affect anybody. And it's not permanent. It is expensive, though. Yeah, just get a proper aircon. Ask the landlord. He'll pay for it. Your landlord's nice.

Yeah, he is lovely. And he's lived in that house. He knows how hot and sweaty it is. It's probably why he moved out and threw you guys under the bridge. He's like, oh, yeah, it's great, especially in summer. It's he is lovely. And he's lived in that house. He knows how hot and sweaty it is. It's probably why he moved out and through you guys' undergarage. He's like, oh, yeah, it's great, especially in summer. It's great in summer. You've got this great courtyard. Oh, what's it great for?

For letting the sun in the house. Straight on through. Come on in. You'll love opening the doors up, let the heat straight in. Straight in. Yeah. I would never just do anything and you know that, and I'm offended that you would think that.

What would happen if I just arranged it? I'd throw up. I'd pass away. I don't know what would happen. So the body corporate's like, oh, you need written permission to install an air conditioner and then you just get home one day and some tradie's like, oh, g'day, love, I'm just looking this up. And you're like, whoa!

Yes, that's exactly what would happen. Oh, that's great. Now I just want to get you an air conditioner just to see how it plays out. Just for me to throw up on command. Yeah. Yeah, whistle and I'll come and install an air con and I'll throw up. My love to see it is, and I've talked about this before,

that my apartment building has like a Facebook group. Yep. And generally it's a fucking pain in the ass, to be quite honest. Who's parked in my spot? Who's in my spot? Who's got an air conditioner illegally? Exactly, an air conditioner. That would be you.

Has someone got an air conditioner? I can hear it. No, it would not be me. I wouldn't do it. I'd be throwing up. They're like, is someone throwing up constantly? Sorry, I can just hear the combination of an illegal air conditioner and a spewing lady.

Does anyone know what's going on there? Has anyone been down to building 45? Because it's not good. Anyway, no, so generally it's a pain in the arse, but this post made my fucking heart melt and it was very sweet. A girl has posted, hello, lovely neighbours. Is anyone going to Coles and would like to add this delicious ice cream to their shop?

And there's a little screenshot of a Magnum Lux salted caramel tub of ice cream. Is anyone going to Coles and would like to add this delicious ice cream to their shop and leave for me in the foyer of building blah? Currently awaiting PCR COVID results. Can transfer the money to you or... And I'm just hankering for a cold ice cream as we discussed yesterday. Yeah, she's like, I need some fucking ice cream. I need some comfort food.

I'm feeling shit. Don't know if I've got COVID or not. Have to isolate until you get your positive result. Did someone get it done? Yeah. So there's all these comments of people being like, yeah, I'm there now. Like, I'll pop it in the foyer for you.

Isn't that the sweetest thing ever? You know what's funny? Because everyone in your... Well, the majority. We've heard of a few of them, the majority of people in your building are lovely, is that she'll post next week

and be like, oh, thanks guys, I've received 47 tubs of ice cream. If everyone could just please stop buying me the ice cream. I'm actually lactose intolerant. I've been shitting my way through the week.

And there's no air con, so don't melt it. But I thought you'd love to see that. You do love to see that. You do love to see that. Speaking of Facebook groups. Ooh. Not planned.

There was a thread of dog pics in the Tony and Ryan Facebook group. Oh, tarp dogs. And what does tarp stand for? Tony and Ryan podcast. Rachel Coates, she's from Bunbury. Is she? What a lord. Is's from Bunbury. Is she? What a lord. Is she from Bunbury?

And I commented on something she posted the other day on her page because we're mates now, and there's a whole bunch of people from our old hood of Collie and Bunbury, they're all hanging out out there. Oh, so that's the south-west of WA, bloody old stomping ground. And without wanting to, you know, make this dark and whatever, like I was having a rough day, I was just tired and it was a bit like... You were?

Yeah. Yeah. Are you okay? Well, that's it. It's been really hot. It's been fucking hot. I worked a long day. So I was just a bit tired and exhausted.

And then I was just scrolling through all the tarpa dogs and it just brought me back. Oh. Because everyone's got these cute dogs. They're like, oh, hey, meet so-and-so. Everyone was talking about BJ. Like, it was great. Oh, that's so nice. Isn't it funny how something so silly can just, like, oh, hey, meet so-and-so. Everyone was talking about BJ. Like, it was great. Oh, that's so nice.

Isn't it funny how something so silly can just, like, bring you a bit of joy on a shit day? Absolutely. We love to see that. You're that for some people. I'm having a shit day. I just want to hear about Tony throwing up on an air conditioner. Meow.

Meow. I thought you can combine the sound effect of throwing up and the cat. All right. It's the air con. Meow. See you tomorrow. Super graphic. Sorry.