Too Scary; Didn't Watch - EVIL DEAD (2013) WATCH-ALONG

Episode Date: February 23, 2025

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Oh, was it 15 at the end of the day? Oh, you're right. It was 15. Oh, my God. I got it wrong. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah. You know, let me change my tune. Let me write the hell up and say, holy crap, that was amazing. We're very excited. You deserve the world. And what you get is

You deserve the world and what you get is Cheers Us watching Evil Dead 2013 Um It's it has just started This morning really really hitting me in waves what we're about to do and I'm really not excited You know I obviously was like very excited about this when we first agreed to it. And truly last night when I was going to sleep,

I was like, oh no, oh no, oh no. You guys are gonna fucking hate it. This movie's so gnarly. Yeah, I know, I know. This morning I was sitting, I was like getting ready for the day and I just kept being like, and Joel could move to the other room and he was like, it's gonna be fine. Just think of it like an action movie. And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then

from the other movie, I just heard him start laughing and he was like, you're really good. Yeah. I just like started really thinking through some of the scenes you're going to have to see and it's going gonna be really, really crazy. And listeners, this is obviously available as an audio version to listen along to, but we'll have it up as a video on YouTube as well. If you wanna, I don't know, watch the movie on the TV, watch our faces on a screen, I have a feeling

there's gonna be, good facial reactions. It's hitting me in this moment. I had been in full denial. I'd even been this morning been feeling so frustrated about certain things in my life that I was like, I'm ready to release that energy. I'm going to release it so hard. I really don't think it's going to help. And it's dying on me that you know what, in the past, not a once has a horror movie helped me release that energy. It doesn't change for us in the past, not a once has a horror movie helped me release my energy. I'm not sure it's going to change today. It doesn't change for us in the same way.

I understand that it is that for other people, but it's really not that for me. And I hate watching movies like this. I hate it. I hate it so much. I think it will be harder for you, Emily, than it will be for you, Henley. This is like more in Emily's realm of shit that you hate. Because it's demons and body horror. It's just like extremely gory.

Of course limbs are coming off. Oh my god, so much. And I, we've done this as a recap episode and I was, I can't believe I didn't think, I mean, I guess I would have, I would have just been doing it to myself twice, but if I had relistened, I maybe could have prepared myself because I don't remember enough details. But maybe it's better. I mean, maybe it's better to just be surprised. Well, go in, rip that bandaid off.

Some strategies that you can, that we can both do in our mind. Okay, one, one, obviously, no one's actually being hurt. Of course. So anytime a limb is being severed, we think silicone, wax, fake, not real, plastic. That's not real. That's not real. Think of the art that went into it. The people who spent hours and hours making the craftsmanship. Imagine the Pinterest boards. Think about people doing their jobs well, which I love. Yeah, that's cool. That actually is a good... Also, I'm just simply not going to look at it. I'll look right at you guys. at it. Yeah, you look.

I'll look right at you guys. I'll look right at you guys. Anywhere but at the screen. And you know, we also were like, we can do this. It's 90 minutes. Like what is, like 90 minutes feels so fucking long when it's in, when it's with something you don't like. Like 90 minutes is actually a really long time to do something you fucking hate.

Yeah, it's actually quite long. It's actually quite long. Like you don't wanna run for 90 minutes. You don't wanna be swimming for 90 minutes. You don't wanna be like, I don't know, what's another thing you don't like? Going to the dentist for 90 minutes? Ooh, that'd be bad.

Yeah. Especially if they only had Evil Dead on the TV. That would be fucking so funny. That would be a funny dentist. That would be a funny dentist, but I wouldn't like it. Oh, I'm sweating. Okay, we just have to do it. Like here's the thing.

We just have to fucking do it. We just have to do it. Yep. And this is work. This is work. I'm clocking in. We're clocking in. For those watching along, we are on Amazon. We have rented the unrated version.

And another battle Emily lost. We lost that battle too. I mean, it's like, it's all bad. Well, I looked up on Reddit which version is better. Obviously they're going to say unrated, but in addition to having more gore, it's apparently also paste better. We'll definitely notice that. Emily will appreciate that. I was really concerned about the pasting. I really wanted to make sure that my experience was well paced. If I recall correctly, it's fucking nonstop insane the whole time.

So it's interesting to think of. In a way that's better because tension is really hard for me. And so in a way it's like if we're going to fucking do it, don't lie to me, you know? And also don't make me fall in love with any of these characters. I don't want to me. You know? Yeah. And also, just don't make me fall in love with any of these characters. I don't want to actually like anyone. No, I know that I they're dead to me. All right. They're dead to me. That's me already. I mean, the sun just went behind. Yeah. And I got so really. Yeah. For us, it is. I will say at least it is. It's 11. It's 11 a.m. It's 11 a.m. Pacific time.

So I'm in a brightly lit room. I'm drinking my coffee still, you know. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Yeah. Don't have a heart attack on us. Well, no, I won't.

No, I won't. We're gonna make it. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. So I'm going to press watch now just to get to that main screen, right? All right. I'm going to press watch now and then pause it as well.

Yeah, I'm on the main screen. Screen. Scream. Screen. Ooh, if you take the first letters of the main characters, David, Eric, Mia, Olivia and Natalie, the letters spell out demon. Wow. Oh, my God. If there are more Easter eggs like that,

you know I'm gonna love this film. Okay, and I will say the total runtime now that I've clicked on it says an hour and 36 minutes, 25 seconds. Thank you. Here's a real... Okay, mine says an hour, 36 minutes, 24 seconds. Uh-oh. That's gonna be a huge, huge problem. OK, well, fucking you know what? An hour and 36 minutes.

Let's just do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. We're at zero, zero, zero, zero, zero. Right. Zero, zero, zero, zero. I'm going to say three, two, one, play. That was not the That was not it.

But you will press play. Play is on 4 or 0. Yeah, I mean, I'll say play. But yeah. Play is play, but it's after the 1. After the 1, yes. Okay. Is everybody ready?

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, here we go. 3, 2, 1, play. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,

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okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, logo. It's just the logo of the whole movie. The logo never goes away. Tri-Star. Tri-Star. That still exists. That's a beefy horse. It is a really beefy horse. It's so strong. I've never noticed that before. Um, okay. Is this happening in the right? Zooming through the city. Whispers, demon whispers. Do you have captions on? I have captions on. Should I put captions on? I shouldn't put captions on?

Well, I don't know whatever you want to do. Ghost house pictures. I don't think I need to know what they're saying. Should I need to know? Well, I mean, that mosquitoes are buzzing. I do have captionsquitoes are buzzing. I do have captions on. Ugh.

It's too loud for me. I turn this down. Spooky woman walking through the book. She's already made some mistakes. Her hair's really... No one ever. We would never have gotten to this point. We're all too...

Oh, oh, grippy. Okay. Okay. All right, well... Oh, this is those woods. Oh, these are so bad. Are they gonna... Is she gonna get raped by a tree, like, immediately? I feel like they kind of didn't do that this time as much. Oh...

Looks young. I'm gonna take one headphone out. Ah. Beautiful craftsmanship. Absolutely gorgeous coloring. This is weirdly making me want to go to the woods, though. If you do a vowel renewal, it could be this theme. Oh no. Oh no. Yikes. Oh.

Yikes. Yikes. That's not nice. Oh, that's not nice. That was not nice. Yikes. Oh, that's not nice. That was not nice. Yikes. They seem mean. Okay, well, I don't need her POV.

That's unnecessary. Absolutely not. I don't need that POV. Oh, oh, oh. Okay. Oh, God. No, no. We've already moved to me not watching the film.

No longer shall I be watching this. What is this? What is this? I didn't know that they were going to be capturing someone. I thought it was just like a demon that could have come out maybe once or twice. Oh, I forgot. Dead cats. I know.

I did forget about this opening scene. This opening. Oh, girl, you ain't going home. I don't like this. I'm going to hate you. Oh, girl, you ain't going home. I don't like this. I'm going to hate I'm going to hate. I don't like it. Oh, no, that's a real twist. Oh, no, no fucking.

What the fuck I forgot about this opening scene. What? I was speaking Welsh. Man, people really have it out for the Welsh. La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la He's gonna light her on fire. Cool. Cool. Cool. Is she gonna freak out and become a demon? Because that'd be cool. Oh, great. Rip it out. Rip it out, babe. Great. Okay, well...

It's better that she's evil if you're going to be burning her. Oh, that person's alive? That wasn't so bad. Oh yeah, it wasn't so bad. It really wasn't so bad. I was fine with that. I was fine with it too. I thought for a second.

Whoa. Yeah, I would like to go to the woods. Interesting. It's been a really long time since I've been in this kind of landscape, you know? Henley, you were just in the woods. I was just in the woods. I wouldn't recommend it.

You got spooked. You got pretty spooked. I mean, woods are really spooky. They are really spooky. I wouldn't wanna sleep amidst the woods. I would like to walk through the woods in the daytime on a path where it's clearly marked and other people are present and then at night go to a hotel. That's how I want to do the woods. Yeah, I know. No, obviously I had a great time in the woods.

I just did get genuinely spooked when we were driving there because Tim and I drove through some like seriously abandoned towns. It's spooky. Like genuinely abandoned towns before we got there. People move to the middle of nowhere for a reason and it's... but look how beautiful. Oh my god. Very pretty. Very pretty. Oh, are they going in the nasty cabin? Mmm. But it's gorgeous. It's So beautiful. That car is going to work the entire time, right? No one's going to lose the key.

The cabin is nasty as hell. Get out of there. Oh my God. These things look like burned. Get the fuck out of there. That's a bad, bad cabin. Oh, how do you were home? Hot shit.

City boy. Mr. Hot shit. City boy. Mr. Hot shit city boy. My girl. My girl. Sorry to have so insulted you. Yeah, that's fucked up. A coot. He doesn't look happy.

What? Right, because they're here because she's addicted to heroin and they're trying to... Oh, right. I forgot. I forgot. I forgot. And the way that they'll get her help is to feed her soul to a few demons. Oh, this girl.

Jane Levy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, what does she end? She's in the other Fetty Alvarez movie. Don't breathe as well. Oh, I see. Oh, a dog named Grandpa is pretty funny. That's really funny. A friend of mine growing up when she was a kid, she got to name her dog. Oh, a dog named Grandpa is pretty funny. That's really funny.

A friend of mine growing up when she was a kid, she got to name her dog. Her parents like let her and her brother name the dog and they named him bus driver. Bus driver. That's really funny. Bus driver. Because they really liked the bus driver. That's so cute. Kind of Kristen Stewart-esque quality to her.

Mm-hmm. Like a little hesitating... Mm-hmm. Love this gorgeous soft lighting. The peaceful piano music in the background. Well, don't say that. Should you be putting it into the well? Oh, wait. So as part of the trick from there. Wait, and also as part of this at the demons like are fucked up on drugs this whole time. Is that part of it?

No. And shouldn't you not go culturic? I don't actually know what. That's why the nurse is there to like help her through her withdrawal. Yes, yes, yes. It might work if she were a doctor. Just kidding. I respect nurses. I really like nurses. I tend to like them much better than doctors. Our country runs on nurses. Oh, all the things that are also gonna happen if you're possessed by a TV. Yeah, that's why I remember thinking that was like a smart strategy.

It really is good. Why, like of all places to sequester, sequester yourself for three days. This is like, well, why don't we go to this nasty fucking cabin? Is there even like a bed in there or where are they going to sleep? Did anybody check out this place before you decided to do this here? Because this place is fucking disgusting. Did they say why they're here? Does someone like own this place? I'm I'm pretty sure it's it's there.

Someone in their family owns it. Did their parents die or is there some kind of tragic backstory here? Like why she addicted to drugs to begin with, just for fun? Yes, probably. We'll watch and we'll see. OK. Something's going to happen to this dog, isn't it? For sure. No one's getting out of there without something happening to them. Bump Uglies. When was the last time you said that, Prince?

Ha-ha-ha. Calling genitalia Uglies is really funny. Ha-ha-ha. Shh. Shh. Shh, shh, shh. Shh, shh. Because they are ugly. Eh. In a beautiful way.

Unless, unless in a context of love, Henley, then they're gorgeous. And they're absolutely beautiful. But only then. Mom's cabin, mom's cabin. Got it. Probably should have made it livable before she went cold turkey off drugs. Yeah. Yeah, that would have been nice.

That would have been thoughtful for you guys to go in maybe beforehand and like spruce it up a little bit. They're young, right? How old are they supposed to be? Oh, I don't know. 28. They're not thinking ahead. 28?

I said eight. Oh, um. Yeah, mom sounded pretty past tense there. Yeah, for sure. Oh, she looks like she's like sick in that photo. For sure, someone's not really well, someone's going to be singing that for sure later, but it's going to be a demon voice instead. She really is reminding me of Kristen Stewart.

Let her have her own experience, dude. Maybe because David wasn't at the hospital. David. David. We had to be at the garage Mia. He just couldn't face the grief. Look, it's hard when you've just started a new job to know when you can take time off. It's so true. That's real.

Oh, that would be so devastating. Yeah, really devastating, especially for young kids to deal with. for like young kids to deal with. Joel's checking on me. I'm telling that you love it so far. A plus, A plus plus. We've got a staple gun, which is an addition I don't love to see. It's golden hour.

It's golden hour at the cabin. Everyone gather around for a photo. Fucking cabin I've ever seen. But the lighting is gorgeous, stunning. What do you guys think about skinny jeans maybe coming back? I don't like it. Are they coming back?

Is that a thing? Everything comes back. I don't think they're really anything that's- For bringing back blue cut and flare jeans for men and skinny jeans for women. Kendrick at the Superbowl looked really good in his flare jeans. I'm fine with it.

I just they're just uncomfortable, you know. I love big, big pants that I don't even I want to like not. I want to not be able to tell that I'm wearing pants. Yeah, ideally same. I'm wearing pants. Yeah, ideally Same I'm wearing Like big old clown pants with suspenders, I don't even want the waistband Yeah, my pants that I'm wearing right now are like that. They're massive. I want like huge quarter wide pants with With like a wire waistband so they stay up and round on their own, you know, away from

my body with suspenders. You could make those for yourself. Basically, like a barrel, you know, like pants that are a barrel. Yeah, like something like Popeye would have worn. Yeah. Yeah, you guys are saying that she, sorry, she died. Last time she tried to quit, she died but came back like a little quick death. Yeah, she OD'd and they and legally died and they brought her back.

Oof, oof, oof. Oh, this would be so awful. How long does it last? She said three days. Yikes. Yikes. And is it really smart? Do you have to just go like full cold turkey? It's the only way they're doing is smart. I have no idea.

I know some things it can, but I don't know. I don't know. Do you take like slightly less heroin? Yeah, I don't think so. I would think you would like take her off. I think at the very least they should actually be in some sort of like, facility, not just like... Oh, maybe she's giving her, what's the other thing? The...

Methadone? Methadone, yeah. Oh, but the dog smells it. The dog smells it. Oh, let's trust the dog. I mean, I would. Dogs have good smell. No, no, but I mean, like, instead of her. Oh, right.

That would be such a bad thing to see. Be like, all right, let's go. Yeah, seriously, get in the car. Bye. Don't explore further. I mean, you wouldn't, right? Like you simply wouldn't know you'd get out of there. No, I mean, I was really at night. Yeah. Call the police. Be like, I'm buzzing. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, I mean, I would be like, yeah, call the police.

Be like some... Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We're done, done, done, we're out of there. What the fuck, you idiot? Yeah, you deserve whatever's coming to you. I can't, I can't. You deserve it. So this is where the opening scene happened, probably, right?

In the basement, do we guess? Oh, really smart. I wasn't guessing that, but I think you're right. Yeah, I think so. It's not like burnt hair. They're confirming. Oh, yeah. Yes. And it happened, like, recently, because it still smells bad

and the blood is like... Like, burnt hair? What? I mean, not so recent that there's no smell. Yeah. No. Why? Why? Like you would do don't you would never do this. You would never in a million years do this. You would call the police immediately. Oh, what the actual fuck?

Are those the cats? Yeah. Are you fucking kidding me? Walking into that room? You're walking in and you're like, let's look closer. Let's look closer. Let's look more and more and more. Keep looking. Keep looking. Look more and more and more. Wait, look over here. Look at this one. Wow.

OK, why don't you touch it? Why don't you touch it? Touch it. Touch it. I wonder what it tastes like. Touch it, touch it. I wonder what it tastes like. Dude, get the fuck out, you fucking idiot. What is wrong with you? They're like, oh, it's a book, a book. Open it. Open the book. I'll bury the cats later.

No, you won't. Why? Yeah, really. No, you won't. Why? Who won? Really? Oh, I love when we have ourselves a little weirdo expert. Yeah, correct. No shit.

Everyone needs to get the fuck out of there. They're not. Oh God. This is the craziest. Thing ever. I miss Evil Dead 2. I remember Evil Dead 2 and how much fun it was. Evil Dead 2 is fun and silly.

Oh, I get. Oh, no. What is that? Is that just meat you brought to? What is that? Yeah, but I don't like the addition of that knife. That just meat you brought to... What is that? Yeah, but I don't like the addition of that knife. You're just eating that for fun? Yeah, you're eating that for fun.

We need to be helping this girl. This is not... Everything we're doing here is really wrong. everything we're doing here is really wrong. Everything we're doing here is really wrong. Especially this guy. Are you going to read this book? You stupid little asshole. You are a you're a cunt.

That guy's a cunt. That guy's a cunt. I just watched the episode of Veep where they're trying to figure out who called Selena a cunt. And it turns out it was everybody. where they're trying to figure out who called Selena a cunt and it turns out it was everybody. Oh yeah, Julie Louis-Dreyfus had a really funny part in SNL 50 last night too. She's such a fucking genius. I watched just for her. Yeah, did you see that? Yeah.

And she was like talking to the dog and she's like that really intense energy next to you, that's just Adam Driver. And then the camera pans out and Adam Driver is just sitting right next to them going. I feel like I hadn't seen him out in about in a while. Yeah, I think that's what made it like even funnier because it was like, Whoa, Adam Driver, dude, you're just who would go through this much effort to open a book. This is Elon Musk, a book that was in a room full of dead cats. In which way is it Elon Musk? Because I'm not quite making the connection. No, Elon Musk would be like, I'm smart enough to open up this book and control whatever is inside of it.

Because he's a nerdy guy. Yeah. And also like arrogant beyond belief. Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew. Don't read it out loud! leaf. Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew. Ew, what the fuck? Don't read it out loud! It claws on my skull. Ew.

He's watching. He's like, oh, someone made some cool doodles in here. Look at these doodles, you guys. Oh, this is. This is. This is a bad book. Oh, where'd... This is... This is a bad book. Oh, where'd that blood come from? Oops, the book cut you. Does a book really normally do that? Don't say it, don't write it, don't hear it.

Hmm, he says, oh, maybe I should try saying it, writing it, and hearing it then. Maybe I should... Let me touch it. Oh, should, let me touch it. Oh yeah, let me do a little scratchy, a little scratchy guy for it. Yeah. What more do you need to know? Oh, does that spell cunt, you're a cunt? No.

You. Don't say it, don't write it, don't hear it. This is literally like when you tell a toddler, like, not to touch the hot oven. And they're like, I hate this guy. Although I will say, yeah, I do. I I feel like I've talked to you guys about this before, that like a little part of me every time I see a fire alarm goes, what if you pulled it? Yeah, like every time.

Oh, yeah. 100% of the time. So now the demons inside of her, huh? That's what it seemed like just happened. From the POV, it seemed like it was. I mean, it would be the smartest thing for the demon to do. Yeah, because no one will believe her. Exactly. I don't remember if it was her, but oh, no. Exactly. I don't remember if it was her, but oh no.

Did the demon just say Mia? The music is kind of making it less scary. Do you know what I mean? There's something about the like orchestra drums that's giving like rock buster film. No, this would be the worst possible place to do it. Yeah. Like put me in a dirty nasty cabin with dead cats under my feet that smells like death. Like you know, yeah, I don't. Let's go to the beach.

No, fuck you. Fuck you. You little motherfucker. Yeah. Oh God, I can't wait for the demon to get him. Oh, David, you said you would. for the demon to get him. Oh. David, you said you would.

Oh no. Oh no. is bad. This is really bad. Not good. Can you remind me what Eric's. Relationship is to them like childhood friends or sometimes just friends except for David's her brother. Yeah. Yeah. OK.

Oh, that's an. Oh, I remember those cars. Yeah. Going up. Well, what did you fucking think was going to happen? OK, well, I think the demons inside her, she she's going to crash the car and then one car down. But oh. Nope. That demon doesn't want her to leave.

Yep, yep, yep. Yes. It's OK. Now you're by a beautiful pond, a beautiful lake. You can go peaceful. Go kayaking. They got me a jumpscare here. Sammy's really bracing for it. Sammy seems like it.

Sammy's face. I don't like jumpscares. Especially when I have headphones in. Sammy, are you? Sammy's face. I don't like jump scares. Especially when I have headphones in, because normally I plug my ears. I'm just kind of looking around the room. Tim just sent me a picture of Silas with the goat hat that you gave him two years ago.

He was a baby? Does this still fit him? He's such a tiny boy. I guess it was big on him before. Oh my God, it's huge. Oh, is there still snow outside? Yeah, it's been snowing nonstop. It's been like nonstop snow. This is reminding me, I may have talked about this last time we did an evil dead, but when I was a kid, the wood scene in Snow White really scared me. And that's what these trees are reminding me of. I don't remember the wood scene in Snow White.

She's just walking through some spooky woods and they're like, the trees are like grabbing at her and stuff. Dark and like, Mm. It's when she's like, get the apple. Get the apple. hmm, it's a bunch of gnarly trees. I think it's where she passes out and then.

OK, that's it. That was this scare. It didn't really scare me, though, because we were talking and I feel at peace. I do like how much the demon is like growly. Yeah. Oh, no. Not the brambles. No, not the brambles. Yeah, I was waiting for I, you know, it's been okay for me so far because not a lot of bad stuff has happened to bodies, but it's gonna.

I'm much more okay. Oh, no. Oh, no. You motherfucking brambles. Oh, we. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, OK. I. Well.

It's just like imagine she's just getting a massage. Imagine it's a lymphatic draining massage. A little neck massage. She's gonna come out feeling relaxed and better than ever. Ooh, thorns on plants really are crazy. Yeah. That they really are nature's way of being like, I'm gonna fucking getcha.

Don't touch me, I'm gonna fucking getcha. Who is that? Is that the girl from the beginning? Kinda looks like her. I think it's her. the girl from the beginning? Kind of looks like her. I think it's her. Oh, it's her. Oh, it's her. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be, that would suck to see that. You would not want to see that. It was it like a tree? It's tree. Nasty, nasty tree.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, let's let's just. Oh, man. Oh, yeah. You guys thought it wasn't going to happen. It happened. It happened. Oh, it's really that's a real. That's so bad. It's really bad. It's really bad.

It's really bad. The's really bad. It's really bad. It's really bad. The demon had stunning eyes though. I mean, Mia, she looked really nice. She looked really pretty as a demon. Beautiful eyes. Oh, no. Yeah. Oh no. Yeah. Okay, bitch.

How so? Yeah, exactly how so. Seems like this is sort of your ego talking and You're trying to prove yourself as a nurse. But honestly, medically speaking, this feels immoral. Yeah, this is. Yeah. Oh, you bitch, you bitch. Another cunt. You can't sell around in the.

Guns like we found ourselves another gun. Really interesting. What? This is where you expect her to like recover? Is there like a bathroom in this fucking place? Like let this woman take a shower. Like washing machines? Like where are these? How long have these sheets been out and about?

OK. Okay. I mean, it would be easier not here. Oh no. It really is such a good premise. Yeah, it is. It really is such a good premise. Yeah, it is. It really like the best way to make her completely unreliable. Yeah, I know. I know. I remember thinking that really recap. Yeah. And she's really playing it so well that you would be like, oh, God, I don't know. Yeah. Like, you're clearly unwell. Yeah. And like, what's more likely that you're unwell because of withdrawal or the forest attacks you?

Yeah. But there is this freaky nasty book and a bunch of dead cats under our feet. She's not talking enough about the dead cats in the nasty book. Also, What's His Name really needs to mention the book to someone and how he like opened it up. Cut number one. Um, Oh, okay. I'm sorry. That maybe laughed. That was funny. I feel like it does do a good job. Well, it is still kind of funny. There's, there's parts that are pretty funny, I think, but it does a good job of like ramping up the nastiness. What you're doing sir is you're writing it and it's said not to fucking write it.

Yeah. He's I mean, there's something wrong with him, right? I mean, I really feel like you once once you see the book, the book must like possess you. He is there is like whispering. He's hearing a feeling. Yeah, it is like the book is encouraging him. Yeah. But I'm not going to cut him any. And also that nurse needs to like pay more attention to what he's doing. Is that her boyfriend or just her friend? I'm not going to cut him any. And also that nurse needs to like pay more attention to what he's doing. Is that her boyfriend or just her friend? I'm not sure.

Okay, drama queen. Yeah, this is what resentment does. It brings demons upon us all. We need to be talking. We need to all be talking. That's what resentment does. It brings demons upon us all. We need to be talking. We need to all be talking. That's what death becomes. Her was all about, too. We just need to be talking.

We just need to be talking. He's like, oh, got to get something in this. I got to get something with this. Yes, I got to clean up all these dead cats that I'm tied up with barbed wire. Time to get rid of all the dead barbed wire nasty witchcraft cats. One at a time.

It's rain at night. One at a time. It's rain, one by one. It looks like there's a couple in there. You said you were gonna bury them and instead you're putting them in, what's this now? They're definitely not gonna all fit in that trash can. Oh no, that's blood.

Oh, that's blood from the dog. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Shouldn't have gotten attached. Dogs and cats. Shouldn't have gotten attached. Well, it's really shitty of them to name the dog Grandpa actually in this context. That was rude.

In this context, it's really rude. It's really rude. They should have called him like, like a tax appointment. Adolf. Adolf. Adolf. Adolf. Adolf.

Adolf IRS. This is a full nitpick, but I feel like this is a full, full nitpick, but I think what would have made it slightly more realistic? Oh, no, no. Is he just dead? Wait, what? He's very dead. No, no. Oh, no, no, is he just dead? Wait, what? He's very dead. No, no. Oh, oh.

That's really sad. Oh, no. That's really, really sad. Oh, but the craftsmanship, this is not a real dog. This is not a real dog. Oh my God. Now it's going to look like someone murdered him on purpose and he's going to think it's Mia. This isn't a real dog. This is not a real dog. Oh my God. Now it's gonna look like someone murdered him on purpose and he's gonna think it's Mia.

He's gonna think Mia murdered his dog. Oh, because she did. All right, all right. Hey Mia, did you hammer my dog? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, some bad things are going to happen in this bathroom. Oh, I remember this bathroom from the recap and there are bad things that happen in this bathroom. Yeah. Oh, oh. Oh, it's hot water. Oh, that's way too hot.

Oh. But sometimes, though, I take a shower so hot I get like, like almost like a second degree. It's like bright red. I'm absolutely be read for my family photo. I'm absolutely beet red for my family photo. Oh, eww. Yikes, yikes, yikes, yikes. Thank you. Now they're leaving.

Oh, that's interesting. Oh, I thought you were a fucking nurse. Ew. Ew. Fluids. I really don't like the vomiting that I can do without. Oh, he stayed home with the book. Oh my God, he stayed home with the book, this motherfucker. Now you think that the book is to blame?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it probably is. I think it probably is. There's definitely not going to be any answers in the book is to blame. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I think it probably is I think probably like there's definitely not gonna be any answers in the book for you my boy Oh, oops, oops, oops boiling water on the body boiling water on the body You Motherfucker pretty explicit pretty everything. The book is really explicit about everything Yeah, it's like just in case you can't read whatever language the book was originally printed in, someone took care to be like, here's the deal. In case the fact that this page was in a trash bag

with barbed wire and a skin covered book with blood in it that cut you when you opened it, in case that wasn't enough, here is, ew, bad. Is she gonna smile? It's like, hee hee hee hee hee. Get ready. Get ready. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

I realized though, in preparation for this, the picture in my head, I was thinking about Evil Dead Rise. I kept being like, when are we gonna go into the apartment building? But now I know that we're just doing Evil Dead. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she did fuck that up.

We should, we did fuck that up. Baby, what a time to use a pet name. Baby. Baby, please. It is really not. Hey, why don't you share what you've learned? Yeah. Yeah, why don't you fill us in?

Since I summoned the demon? Because I did exactly what the book said. Uh oh. Mia. Oh, yuck. Honestly? I prefer a shotgun though to some of the other weapons we've seen so far. And like knives.

Ugh. I don't think she can really hear you right now. You know what? I think I love Mia. I'm on Mia's side for sure. I think I love Mia. I'm on Mia's side for sure. Oh! Here comes another one.

You really went for it. Whoa. Ah. Did he get shot or no? I think in the shoulder shoulder got clipped. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Classic Evil Dead style. She's going to sing that lullaby. There's going to be some emotional manipulation.

Hey, sir, why don't you share with us what you've learned? Yes, please do. Well, she's totally. If you're this nurse girl, you're sitting there with that shit on you for even a fucking second. Yeah, you got to get it. I'm rushing into that shower. Uh huh, 100%.

You have blood vomit all over you. Yeah, that's not safe. That's not sanitary. Ew, ew! Ew, it's so gross. Oh. Yuck. The fluid is yuck, yucky.

I have tweezers in my purse. Gross. Oh. Yuck, the fluid is yuck, yucky. I have tweezers in my purse. He he he he. One of us is a nurse. Uh-huh, and why is that? Uh-huh. Keep going. And? Why?

No, we're done. There is a shower there, my girl. Don't be just splashing in the sink. I hate this. Okay, does she have the demon inside of her? Oh, goodbye. Oh, goodbye. Hello, demon.

She's gonna express her fluids. I'm really sorry, but that mirror just broke in a way that makes me worried for you, Emily. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm really worried about what's going to happen. Oh, I remember what happens. No, I remember what happened. Uh-huh. No.

Not yet, though. Not yet. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm, yeah. I'm really worried about what's going to happen. Oh, I remember what happens. No, I remember what happened. Uh huh. No, not yet, though.

Not yet. OK, maybe right now. Maybe right now. But fuck, fuck. No. No. What's what's happening? What's happening? No. What's happening? What's happening? No. What's happening? No. Okay. No. I'm a demon now. Oh no.

Oh, that's... She needs to drink more water. Yeah, she's really not hydrated. Okay. I'm going to go get some water. I'm going to go get some water. I'm going to go get some water. I'm going to go get some water.

I'm going to go get some water. I'm going to go get some water. I'm going to go get some water. I'm going to go get some water. I'm going to go get some water. I'm going to go get some water. I'm going to go get some water. I'm going to go get some water. I'm going to go get some water. I'm going to go get some water. I, she needs to drink more water. Yeah, she's really not hydrated. You're not gonna like what you find her doing.

You're not gonna like what you find her doing. You're not gonna like what you find her doing. You're not gonna like what you find her doing. I don't like it What am I gonna have for lunch? No. Oh, God. Oh, no. She's just having that she's having she's doing what she needs to do for her right now. OK, this is self care. Self care. Like, I remember the demon at least makes her think that she's enjoying it. Right, right. Yeah, they're all better than what happened to Mia.

They're all having a good time. Which is better than what happened to Mia. They're all having a good time. And I'm not gonna open my eyes fully to see it. I'll just open like a little crack. Metallic scraping. Ah! Is she doing it? HEH HEH HEH. You can't see her yet, but... Okay, I'm, yep,'m going to just take one.

I'm taking one out. Oh, boy. I'm closing one eye and I'm I'm having the other eye open. Maybe 20. Oh, bad. It's so bad. Oh, it's such a bad. OK. Happening. OK. She's not OK. No.

Because of you, you fucking jerk. He slipped on her fucking cheek. He slipped on her skin. Oh, did he like break his neck? He smacked the toilet. Oh, you are just got to rude, my friend. You are just got to rude. You are just got to rude.

You are just got to rude. You are just got to rude. You are just got to rude. You are just got to rude. You are just got to rude. You are just got to rude. You are just got to rude. You are just got to rude. You are just got to rude. You are just got to rude. You are just gonna rude my friend. You are just gonna rude. Cunt number two is getting cunt number one as we speak. Just a couple of cunts. Yikes. Oh. Right in my eye. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Emily, you're looking at this? I'm not looking. I'm just seeing flashes. I'm not looking either. I stopped looking. I'm looking at your reactions. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Oh, my God. This weekend did not go as planned. My hand like hurts from putting my arm out to block the screen. Do you know what the music, the music kind of making it less scary? Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that's like the same music they use in like Harry Potter. Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaà Oh, I will say though, I love I do always love to be reminded of the top of a toilet bowl as a weapon. Yeah, it is a good one. Really good one heft. You have to like remove

it though. Somehow it just comes right off Comes right off. Oh, does it? Oh, it just looks right off. Oh, you mean the, oh, you mean behind the... Yeah, the top part of the like basin. Oh, I thought you meant like the seat. No, my seat is plastic. That isn't gonna do fucking shit. But that big old ceramic boy.

That's a really good reminder. There's a lot of things repurposed as weapons in this movie. I have some lamps that have glass bases. I've thought about that a couple of times. I could shatter this immediate weapon right here. Oh, here we go. Yeah, you did.

Yeah, bitch. You fucking did. Cause remember how it said, don't read it or speak it? And then you did? Sure did. We've gotten zero character development on this woman. Yeah, she's really, I've got nothing from her've got nothing from her girlfriend who is disapproving. And whose hair is suddenly dirty.

I don't know. Too many weapons in the kitchen. Too many weapons in the kitchen. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Can we turn on more lights? What happened to the lights?

We can't turn on more lights? This would suck. No! Get your eye away from things! Don't put your eye on your things! I mean, there's nothing you can do, right? I mean, there's literally nothing you can do. You're just absolutely fucked. Okay, here comes the emotional manipulation part. We wish you couldn't move. It'd be great if you couldn't move. Oh, she's like, I'll just go right on down.

I'll help you. No. I'll help you. I'll help you. All the stuff that you did earlier, that didn't bother me. No red flags for me. See, I feel bad for this woman, you know? No, of course. She's just trying to do the right thing. She's been the least stupid of any of us. And she's really trying to do the right thing.

Maybe because we know the least about her. Yeah, minus Mia, but... Yeah. know the least about her. Yeah, mine is Mia. But yeah. Oh, she's just really trying to be nice. Oops. Oh, no.

So interesting. So, she's... Was that Mia talking in the demon's voice about the demon? Uh-huh. Or was that the demon talking about himself? Yeah, and they're like, there's... She's in there, cutting in and out, yeah. Oh, man. Oh, man. Basements should just be illegal.

We should not be allowed to have basements. Well... Oh, no. What's happening to her? What's happening to her? It's not good. Whatever it is, it's not good. We need them for tornadoes, Henley. What about-

You should have them for tornadoes. Well, I think we should let the tornadoes take us. It's not worth it. Oh no. Oh, no. Oh, what's that? What's that? Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!

Ew! So she's like in between her legs licking her with her bloody mouth. Um... I forgot how, like... with her bloody mouth. I forgot how, like... tied to... sex this demon is. Yeah, it's like a common thing. I know that's what demons are like, but it's really...

They're always so sexual in a way that... certainly doesn't turn me on. It doesn't, but it's not working for me, if that's what you're wondering. Emily, do not look, Emily, don't you dare. Don't you dare look right now. Ah! He was the only one who wasn't a cunt! I know! Is that fair?

Does this count as a meet-cute? Oh, okay. That's nice. She got out. OK. Yeah, for real, dude. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, yeah, let's just put some loose nails. Let's really just let those be up and ready to be used for some other purpose. Also like take your chances with the river. Yeah, let's go swimming. Let's just go swim through that.

Because I'm pretty sure you can't defeat this demon no matter what you do. No, I'm not trusting this guy. Okay. He's a demon too, right? Yeah, he got fluids on him, right? Yeah, so I think that makes him a demon. What? Wait, what happened? Oh, he smashed Mia's head in.

I mean, not Mia. The nurse's head in. The nurse. Olivia. So she The nurse. Olivia. So she's dead. Olivia. Okay. No fucking kidding. What else would it refer to? Yeah, just keep reading it. Now that is an unfortunate number.

And also like, hasn't he feasted on so many souls at this point? Like why? Well, maybe when they burned that girl. Yeah, he's been vanquished in the past. And so this was a re-release. I see. Oh, so she is a demon. Oh, yeah, she got bit. She got bit. She is a demon for sure.

She's going to cut her fucking hand off. She also made out with a bloody tongue. True. So I don't know if cutting the hand off is going to work, but you better believe she's going to try. Oh, shit. I forgot about that. I forgot about that. Briefest. Oh, oh,

oh, I don't want to see that. I really don't like that. You know, she's going to use that fucking meat meat. Doesn't she? I'm just looking at the curtains. I just check my curtains. You look good. Nice. Uh.

The the the the the the the the the it's like if we help Mia. What this book is really like give you a lot of answers. Yeah. answers yeah well I think we already did too late too late he killed someone you think this is a disease my dude Good question, good question. Okay, well, all right. What about this kind of virus?

Oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God, oh God. Yuck, that is yucky. I mean, they do such a good job, though, of like making, like using all the pieces from the original Evil Dead. Yes, yes. That's really fun.

But it was a lot more fun in those ones. Yeah. Yuck, that is so nasty. I mean, look, I might cut that off. I might. Oh, for sure. You're cutting it off. Well, it doesn't belong to you anymore. Like.

That's not your hand. Yeah, it doesn't look salvageable. Oh, there she is. Is it the one that she used to cut the knife? your hand. Yeah, it doesn't look salvageable. Oh, there she is. Is it the one that she used to cut the knife? I mean, the meat, the meat, the lovely meat snack she was having earlier. She's like, wait, I know how to use this knife. Look better with an electric saw. I'll say that. Yeah. Oh my God, Mia. Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.

Oh, there it is. There it is. Oh, it's plugged in and everything. It's so conveniently located right there. I'm going to read Canuffle Bunny. Oh, cute. No. Oh, that looks nice, Hen. That looks really nice. Nope. Wait.

Okay, why is the demon saying no? Is that Mia saying no or the demon saying no? Mia's saying no because that's how the demon's spreading into her. So she wants her to be overtaken by it. Even though I am confused how the kissing did it. Yeah that's a bad sight to see. Well, yeah, you would just bleed out and die immediately, right? Because you would cut through your like.

Yeah, you really, really don't want to see that. Gnarly. This is fucking gnarly. Okay. See that gnarly. This is fucking gnarly. OK. God, we somehow have 39 more minutes. You fucking kidding me? He taping it back on. No, I think he's doing a little tourniquet.

Maybe he's taping it back on. That would be crazy. That would be really crazy. So. That would be crazy. That would be really crazy. Oh, this is really a bad, bad state of affairs. Yeah. So she blew the electricity, but they have one kerosene lamp, perhaps.

Cool. That one, that'd be harder. So let me see the library. Light them on fire. That is the one I would go for. Yeah, that's why they did that before. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, fuck you, fuck you! Oh, this dude.

Just say you're sure. No. No, my friend. No my friend. We are past that. Okay. Yeah, you can't. It's not contained.

That's wouldn't be contained. There we go. There we go. What about them? Maybe we've all gone crazy. Well, that's a bit of a stretch. It's a bit of a stretch. Wow. Wow. That you started, you bitch. Yeah, it is his responsibility.

You bitch. Yeah, it is his responsibility. Oh, she's demon. She's a demon. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, boy. Oh, nail gun. Oh, nail gun.

Well, yeah, the sound effects here. It's like a insect. Yikes. Yeah, the sound effects here, it's like a insect. Yikes. Yikes. Well, I mean, I guess if you were looking for why didn't we use the nail in one direction or another, this might. This might provide some clarity. How many nails does a nail gun hold?

Oof. Like a lot, I guess. Oof. Oh, a lot. It holds a lot. It holds a lot. Oh, I really don't like that. I really don't like that. I really don't like that. Whoa.

Why did she nail gun herself? Just because she's a demon? Yeah. It's hard to say what the demons motivations are, you know? It's a little bit of just like, just for funsies. Just sort of be nasty and creepy and freak everybody out. And to show that like, they don't care about being hurt. So you should be scared about me hurting you.

Eh. Yeah. Oh, I feel like she's going to come back. Yes, you can have to give me. She. Oh, oh, oh The sound effects in this movie are fucking awesome. The craft. The craftsmanship. The craftsmanship. The craftsmanship. People, yeah, the people were really, they were good at their jobs. They love what they do and they were good at their jobs. They love what they do and they're good at their jobs.

I do think a horror movie would probably be one of the most fun movies to be a part of the creation. Cause you just get to go absolutely fucking nuts. Oh no, I don't like it. No, I don't like it. No, I don't like it. He's like a boom. I'm not watching. I'm not watching.

Oh, okay. So he shot her. Shot that other arm off. Okay, well, we gotta, we need to take center. Get the head. Gotta get the head, my, my, my dude. Let's get the head. You can't let this work.

You, you simply can't let this work. There's just no, there's no. Yeah. You simply, you simply shoot her head off because that's a demon. Oh, man. Oh man. Do you think that in these moments is the demon being manipulative or the demon letting the person out? I think the demon lets the person out. I think it's being manipulative because they did say your sister's not here you fucking idiot she's being raped in hell.

So it seems like. Okay. That's true. I hope that's true because it's worse your sister's not here, you fucking idiot, she's being raped in hell. So it seems like that's true. I hope that's true because it's worse if the demon is like letting the person go for a second so that they can feel the pain that they're in. Because that'd be worse. That would be bad. I hope it's just the demon. Wait. hope it's just the demon. Wait, okay. So she just collapsed. Maybe she died. Maybe she died for sure. Come back though. Don't you think?

I don't know. I mean, these, they do physically die at some point, right? If you fuck with them enough. He's gonna die. He's definitely gonna fucking die. He has so many nails. He has like a hundred nails in his body. I agree, dude. Dying would not be so bad right now. Oh, what if then they made him the next pinhead?

That was the... Ooh, crossover! Okay. Here we go. It's gotta be Mia. Starting with her. It's gotta be Mia, my dude. He's not gonna want to do that to his sister, but he has to. You don't have a choice. Oh, yeah, we got to make use of this room. Mm hmm. Oh, Lordy, Lordy, that is bad. Yeah, that is bad. Oh, we're trying to do a few different.

Interestingly, he chose dismemberment on his girlfriend. OK, that's I mean, this is a little silly. Yeah. Because it feels like we could have burned her too. Unclear why we wouldn't just burn them. Burn them all. Burn them. Burn them all. The thing is, can we be certain she's got, she's getting burned? Oh, if he doesn't, yeah. I mean, it's not going to work.

He has to burn her body. I think you gotta get a little closer than that. So he's going to burn it down and then she's still be she'll still be alive. And then I think you should get you should get further away from all the gasoline than you than you are currently. Yeah, he's literally saying the middle of the room. OK. Plug your fucking ears, dude. I just can't even like how could you even like you like fuck just.

We all know it was out now. Get out. She's gone. She's gone. She's gone. She's gone. She's gone. Drop the later and run. She's being raped in hell. Don't you want to spare her from that? I feel like I really see the merits of of killing her to save her soul.

Oh, you. That's his his you character. It's not being able to do the hard things. Now, what exactly are we doing here? OK, he he's feeling inspired, he's feeling inspired. He's feeling creative. Now we're sort of taking things into our own hands. We're feeling a little bit like he's gonna do the bearing thing. He's gonna, he's gonna sedate her and then try to. What? Well, I don't. Don't love this plan. Oh, bad.

That's bad. That's bad. That's bad. Yikes. The cat looks like Daniel Radcliffe in this moment. Yeah, he does. Did he really take all the cats out of there? One by one. That's not going to do anything. I feel like we established already that doesn't do anything.

The only thing that could work on would be you. The only person that would work on is you in this scenario. And it's wet down there. Nope. Just turns into a crawl. It's just about a huge alligator swimming around in there. Nope. Oh, I hate this.

Stop it. Stop it. Oh, God, I don't want the jump scare. I just don't want it. It's gonna get you. Bye. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why do box cutters have to be so sharp? It's just a box.

I know. It really doesn't need to be that sharp. Also where's this water coming from? There really doesn't need to be that sharp. Also, where is this water coming from? There really doesn't need to be so much water. Nasty, dirty water. OK. Oh, Okay. Interesting. How on earth did this man manage to stand up? Okay. Bye, dude.

I don't feel bad. This is all your fault. That's not going to do anything. Tire up, tire up, tire up, tire up, tire up. Don't relax. I'm not going to do anything. I'm not going to do anything. I'm not going to do anything.

I'm not going to do anything. I'm not going to do anything. I'm not going to do anything. I'm not going to do anything. I'm not going to do anything. I'm not going to do anything. I'm not going to do anything. I's not going to do anything. Tire up, tire up, tire up, tire up, tire up. Don't rely on sedative. Tire up, tire up, tire up, tire up. Don't go back to him. Well, so. Okay. Uh, okay. Uh.

Uh oh. This one, this, This isn't good. Oh, just put him in the water. Oh, you're just going to put him right into the dirty water. Bye. Yeah, don't definitely don't definitely don't put him in the other area that's dry. What? What a weird choice. That is a weird choice. That is a weird choice. Now it kind of looks like Elijah Wood.

That's true. Oh, the music just got exciting again. Did we put her in a dress? Oh, now that's interesting. Why was this part of the? Yeah, you guys have to agree the music, it's the same music they use in like kids movies. Yeah. Huh, I really do wonder if we put her in a dress, but I guess

do what you got to do. Out of respect. Yeah. Oh, God. Oh, God. Why wouldn't he lighter on fire? Like it would be so much easier to lighter on fire than dig a hole hole. You'll see why. There's a reason why. Because he thinks he could kill the demon and maybe bring her out. Oh, I mean, I don't know.

Oh. Maybe seems less official. Like he could like save her body once before and they brought her back. If I'm him, I'm singing I'm singing so loud. I'm singing so loud. I can't hear a word she says. What song are you singing, do you think? I'm probably just going, a doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo I'm just dancing, I'm just going a la, a la la la la la. You're begging the demon to stop torturing you, my guy. the demon to stop torturing you. My guy. But look how great this shot is. Yeah, it's fun. And this is like... There we go. La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Lalalalalala. Oh, that's I do not like breathing like that. Performance man. Craftsmanship craftsmanship.

Yikes. What? Can he, can he hear her heartbeat somehow? Oh, I guess the tree is giving us a good indication. Maybe give it a couple more minutes. Yeah, I would. that's pretty fast. That's a really fast turnaround. Really fast. Tom Cruise can hold his breath for fucking like eight minutes or something insane. And Kate Winslet even longer.

Kate Winslet even longer. Although I do think he's doing another water thing in the next one maybe to try and beat that record. Oh, this is so sad. next one maybe to try and beat that record. Oh, this is so sad. Wait, okay. So then he tries to bring her back to life and she like, for sure is going to just kill him, right? I mean, I mean, I don't know this. Oh, just how and how does he know how to do this? Yeah, this is Beyond me. Wait, does he work in a garage? So this is what you do with a car This is what you do for a carburetor must work for a part Wouldn't you take the bag off of her head or no? Yeah, you might I guess just in case she's still a demon you want

the bag on there still Yeah, I guess she's still like tied up too What but it was a foolproof plan He says this works when I use it on a fall though Ooh Ooh, ah, oof. Yuck. He's gonna have to do mouth to mouth. Yuck.

He's gonna have to do mouth to mouth. He's gonna have to do that and it's gonna be really bad. She looks like her again. Mmm. Mmm. I don't know. Mmm. I don't know. I don't know. Mm-hmm. I don't know.

I don't know. Mm-hmm. Mm-mm. Oh. Oh. Oh. Eh. Mm-mm.

Mm-mm. It's not gonna be good. I'm just watching Sammy's face right now and I know it's not gonna be good. I know it's not gonna be good. I'm just watching Sammy's face right now and I know it's not gonna be good. I know it's not gonna be good. Whatever it is, it's not gonna be good. Just burn her, just burn her. She's already dead. Just fucking burn her. Let's do it. She's already dead. You tried to kill her with a fucking chainsaw. I'm totally fine. It's not me the demon. It's definitely just me. No, no. Oh, this is this is too sad for me to handle.

OK, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't think it is. I don't think it is. Hmm. I don't think it is. Oh, no. Oh, God, I don't think it is. Hmm. I don't think it is. Oh, no. Oh, God. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. No. Uh-oh.

I don't remember what happened. Me neither, but I don't remember what happens. Me neither, but I don't like it. Oh, God. I'm really scared. What? So it's dawn now, lights, sun's kind of coming up. What's he doing? What are you doing?

What are you doing? Taking the photo. Okay memories. Oh, oh, there we go. There it is Wait so because he didn't get rid of Still So Mia might be okay But this fucking cunt. You shouldn't have left him in the water, dude. Oops. Oops.

Oh, is me and not OK? No, that's me. It's OK now. I cut me. I was like not having a good go of it. That really sucks. OK. And so this fucking guy remains the villain. Yeah, I mean, she's not going to be okay. Like even if she lives through this, like, that's certainly not a way to move on.

Be fast. Be really fast with this. Oh, really smart. That was actually really smart. You could still get out though, right? But it does feel like you could, although maybe he got stabbed in the neck. Maybe he's not coming out of this. Cool fire. Okay, well, he's dead. All right. Oh, oh, what? Okay, so then he got a demon in him because of the nail.

The nail immediately put a demon in him too. Or maybe the demon coming out of the country. Went into him. But he's still getting burned. So that. put a demon in him too? Or maybe the demon coming out of the country. Oh, it went into him. But he's still getting burned, so that... But maybe not enough? Mm?

Mm. No. No. No. What are you doing? No. Oh, okay. Okay. Didn't she like rip that up earlier? Yeah, why is it? No. What are you doing? No. Oh, OK. OK. Shouldn't she like rip that up earlier?

Yeah. Why is it? It's all tumble again. Did you put it back together or is it is it demonic? Oh, go out. Go away. Go away. Go away. Go away. Go away. Go. Oh, no, no. Oh. Oh, blood rain. Oh, no. no. Oh. Oh, blood rain. Oh no.

That's a good sign. Oh, right. We gotta get out of the blood rain. This seems like it's probably not, Oh, right. Probably not good. Yeah. Really bad. Really bad. Really, really bad. Um, Yeah guys, remember this is the movie with the most fake blood out of any movie.

Yes. Yes. Maybe that's why they put her in a red dress. That's fun. Although a dress would have become a red dress, but oh, ooh, ooh. Okay. So now we just got, oh, here's this girl. Oh no. Now we just got a gazillion demons coming out of the ground. That's really bad. So why, why do we think this is happening? Because she like her body lived or something. Great question. Oh, I just. Oh, God. Oh, yeah.

Improper disposal of of bodies or something. Oh, yeah, because she's like. Oh. Well, and I guess, too, it needed five souls and it got five souls. But oh, yeah. But she got away, but maybe it doesn't matter. And got five souls. Which is bad.

Well, don't go into a hole. Oh, I guess that goes out into the house again. But you wouldn't want to go in a one way hole. Definitely. I would not want to go into a hole. You definitely don't want to go into a hole. Especially when they're coming out of the ground, like they can come out of the ground in the hole.

Yeah, I don't I don't want to be. Yeah, what do you think is going to happen? I want to be in a tunnel even less than I want to be in a hole. Honestly, like I kind of just want to be dead if I'm not like infested with a demon. Like let me just be dead. Oh God, we're in the shed. Nothing good happens in the shed. The blood rain is fucking cool.

Pick wisely, Mia. Chainsaw, chainsaw, chainsaw, chainsaw. Pick wisely. This is Evil Dead after all. That's right. Nice. Nice. Nice. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Ah.

Come here you bitch. Come here you bitch. Come here you bitch. Come here you bitch. Come here you bitch. Come here you bitch. Come here you bitch. Come here you bitch. Okay.

It's crazy how cool covering somebody in blood makes them look. I know. Yeah, I was going to say she's had a lot of different looks in this film. She's looked a lot of different ways. Oh yeah, perhaps even if we didn't take the machete for ourselves, we ought to have. We ought to have. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

It was too calm. Too calm. It was way too calm. We put our guard down. We put our guard down for one second. Okay, absolutely not. Absolutely not. I'm not. I'm not going into enclosed spaces under a car that can be moved to run over you. She did that.

She stabbed it through. Well, ew. What's going on? Is that? The car, she did that, she stabbed it through. Well, you know, going on. Is that. I'm really stressed. I'm really stressed out. Oh, oh, she can get smushed. I forgot she gets smushed.

She can get smushed. Don't get smushed Mia. Don't get smushed Mia. No. Okay, this is so gross. No, I hate this. This is so gross. You gotta do it. Gosh, filming this must have actually kind of sucked, though. Imagine being drenched in blood. Yeah. For all these shots.

She's probably talking about filming the movie at this point. I've had enough of this shit. She says, I'm just going to rip that hand right off, baby. Fuck, don't look. Oh, it's like a don't look, don't look. D gloving slash. No, no, don't say D Glove. How dare you? Oh, it's her. Fascinating. There we go.

Nice. Nice. Nice. Oh, that is wild. That is wild. Hot dog style. That is a wild thing to witness with the eyes. Hey. You.

You and it's like boiling. Boiling blood. Okay. What now? Things are pretty bad. Things are not good. And then yeah, what are you going to tell people about? What are we going to tell people about? It was a lot like you'd be held accountable for murdering all of your friends. Yeah.

Probably the most likely. There's really no good outcome here There's really no good outcome here because yeah, it's like Even if you said oh The place burned down and I was stuck under something and I had to pull my hand I had to lose my hand to get out It's like well, what about the woman in the shed who's been chainsawed and is covered in nails? Yeah, I think, uh, you'd have to say like a psychotic person attacked you. You'd have to like blame it on a crazy person.

Try to blame it on a crazy person. I mean, it wouldn't work. Yeah, maybe you could blame it on that fucking guy. I would try to blame it on that guy. Oh, the sun's coming out. So it's a happy ending. Uh, the book's still there. We did it. My God.

We can do anything, Emily, if we can do that, we can do anything. Oh, is there more? No. OK, it's over. I think there is a little post credit scene of of Bruce Campbell. OK, that I'll watch. But it's at the very end, so we can talk and just leave this playing. Wow. Mute, mute it and or put it real quiet so I can. Yeah, I'm going to try to put it as quiet as possible, too. I'm going to put the.

Wow, you guys did great. You did so well. I'm so proud of you. I think I just need to reiterate, like I can watch a horror movie no matter, I think almost no matter how gnarly it is, as long as I like, it doesn't make me feel too many feelings. It's like the second I like am really feeling for anyone in the movie, then I'm like, it's like unbearable for me. Yeah, it does help how quickly you're like, these people being so stupid, fuck them, fuck

them, fuck them. They brought this on themselves. Which is like how a lot of slashers are to you're usually kind of rooting for the killer because everyone's so Obnoxious and it's like there's so much gore that you're like kind of desensitized to it right away Because it's just like an inordinate amount of gore. Yeah, I mean I just like looked away a lot I'll be I'll be honest guys. There's a lot that's hard to see I looked away a lot. I'll be, I'll be honest guys. There's a lot that's hard to see. I looked away a lot. Um, I think I did see some nasty stuff. The hand was the grossest part for me.

That was nasty. Yuck. I looked away for that. That was really gross. The second I saw an inch of that, I said, no, thank you. Yeah, the fluids were the nastiest part. Those like, staying true to those fluids were the roots of the Evil Dead franchise. A real variety of fluids, a real variety of like. Viscosity.

Mm hmm. Oh, wait, here we go. Oh. OK, brother. Yeah, I mean, this isn't gonna be. No. This isn't gonna be good to see. Yeah, you would. And the middle of the road's a surely bad place for that to happen. Yeah, is this Bruce?

I think. I mean, if all the people to discover you under these circumstances Who yuck yuck yuck really big yuck Oh, nope, that's not Bruce. Mm-hmm Are you okay kid kiddo? Look at her. Okay. Oh, no, I don't know.

I'm not feeling great about this. Yeah, she's gonna have her eyes. She can open her eyes. Bad eyes. Because I guess like the demon infected her again through all of that. Wait, no, no. But those were her eyes. Yeah, those are normal eyes.

Okay. So maybe it's just like the implication is, we don't know. She's still, she'll be haunted for life because I'm going to keep playing it because I do think there is still Bruce Campbell thing at the very end. Okay. Um, bunk was on my lap for a lot of that. Which is nice. Yeah, that's a good stress reliever.

Oh, mine just stopped and went to four weddings and a funeral. Oh, okay. That's okay. Mine's still plain. Okay. We'll just relay what's happening to you, Henley. So, you don't worry about it. But yeah, because there's the Ash versus Evil Dead series. And so Bruce Campbell has been kind of I mean, I don't know.

I don't think it's still on, but it's somewhat recent. So he theoretically exists in, you know, the same Evil Dead universe still. And I think there was talk of because, you know, there's still they made Evil Dead Rise and I think there is another Evil Dead coming. And I think Jane Levy and Bruce Campbell both said they're always down to be in them. So it would be fun. Yeah. Is Jane Levy in Evil Dead Rise? I can't remember. No. No.

But it'd be cool to see her come back, especially with that ending. It's sort of like, yeah. I mean, um, it is. It's a great premise for a franchise. It really does just work. I think they should keep making them. Um, I don't ever want to look at one again for the rest of my life. Yeah, I'm good.

But I would enjoy them to continue to be made. Yeah. And I did not like Evil Dead Rise, really. There was some good stuff in it, but overall I didn't love it. But I do love them moving it out of the cabin. I think that's what's kind of fun to explore with this universe is just, yeah, why not take it to different settings so that, I don't know, can just explore new things. Because otherwise I feel like it'll start to feel

repetitive. Right. Like, yes. And also maybe using some of the tropes from Evil Dead to explore a different kind of story. Here we go. Okay. What's happening? I'm getting some... I'm getting what sounds like a like... News report? I'm getting some what sounds like a like news report.

Mm hmm. Like info video, science video on this book. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like some archival audio hearing about the book. The Necronomicon, it hasn't said that yet, but that's what we know. Oh, the ever truly dead. Oh, that never truly dead. It's so wild that all you have to do is just not read the book out loud. It feels like the easiest thing to not do.

I know. There must be an explanation that the book. Compells you to read it out loud. Yeah, I feel like that was maybe in one of one of them. So it's like footage from a documentary people are making about this book. It was only the audio. It's still the credits playing. And it's basically, yeah, just said there's seemed like nothing you can do to fully vanquish that they can just lie dormant and be reactive. Like, they'll always be. Aka we can make more and more movies forever.

Yeah. This might be. This is maybe Bruce saying it. I don't think it's Bruce, but I think it might be the record that was in the original one. They like found an audio recording. Okay, here we go. Here's Bruce.

Oh, all I said was groovy and looked at the camera. That's it. That's all we got. Okay. All right. Sure. Why not? That's enough.

Groovy. Wow. Okay. Okay. We did it. What a fun way to spend a Monday. Yeah. You know, we got through it. We did it. I'm really, really proud.

A triple black diamond. Yeah. And thank you again for not forcing me to watch funny games because... You're welcome. Yeah. You know, there was some fun to be had, I will say. It is a fun franchise. The gore is really tough, but everyone's having a good time, clearly, in the making of it, and it's being kind of

funny. The demons are always, yeah, a little silly and takes the edge off when they're saying funny catchphrases, mixed with some really disturbing things, of course, but yeah. Yeah, definitely more like giggling sexual violence and implications of sexual violence than, than you want. Those demons are all about that. Yeah, you do kind of think demons would be doing that. They'd be freaking using every bad thing they could. They're demons. They're demons. That's their whole, that's their whole thing. Anything up their sleeve, anything up their

demon sleeves. Yeah. Wow. Wow. Okay. Well, um, I love you guys so much and um, I think that was probably a really chaotic listening experience for anybody who might have listened to this while watching the movie. I am sorry. We did what we, we did the best we could. That's it. I mean, this is yeah, this is what we promised you. And this is what happened. No one can say we didn't fulfill our promise and no one can say it. Nope. I look forward to more of these movies and. I look forward to.

I'm. Just more horror movies in general. God, I love you guys and I love this podcast. Guys, I love this podcast. I really do. Love you, love you, listeners. Oh, you and I hope you enjoyed this. Maybe one day we'll do something like it again. And maybe not, you know? Who's to say? It's really hard to know what the future holds.

I mean, we have no idea. No idea. And who are we to presume to know? We can't. We wouldn't. Certainly not. But... But... May it be full of blessings. Blessings to you and yours.

And to you and yours. To you and yours. And to you and yours. To you and yours. And Demon Voice. Everybody do your best Demon Voice. It's just like really nasty. I love you so much. Bye bye. Get the Angel Reese special at McDonald's now.

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