Too Scary; Didn't Watch - FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES (LIVE!) with Lisa Gilroy

Episode Date: July 23, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a HeadGum Podcast. Agent Nate Russo returns in Oracle III, Murder at the Grandview, the latest installment of the gripping Audible original series. When a reunion at an abandoned island hotel turns deadly, Russo must untangle accident from murder. But beware, something sinister lurks in the grand view shadows. Joshua Jackson delivers a bone-chilling performance in the supernatural thriller that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don't let your
Starting point is 00:00:33 fears take hold of you as you dive into this addictive series. Love thrillers with a paranormal twist? The entire Oracle trilogy is available on Audible. Listen now on Audible. Listen now on Audible. This is Emily, Henry, and Sammy, and you're listening to Too Scary Too Scary Didn't Watch, the horror movie recap podcast for those too scared to watch for themselves. I'm Emily and I am too scared to watch scary movies. Woo! I'm a lesbian! I'm a lesbian! I'm Henley, and I'm also too scared to watch scary movies. Woo! I'm Sammy, and I love watching scary movies.
Starting point is 00:01:36 And so I watch them so that you don't have to. And we are live. Oh, excuse me. Sorry, sorry. We're live at Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles. Yes. And yeah, give it up for Los Angeles. They need it. They need it.
Starting point is 00:01:58 And we're so excited to be here. We're so thankful that you guys are here. We heard some people flew from Washington, from Tennessee, from Ohio. Grace, our producer, came from England. I know what it is. I know that country. We know all the parts of it. And we want to say thank you to our merch table assistants. Woo! You might have recognized tour respondent Joel Jensen. Yeah! You might not have recognized, but you'll
Starting point is 00:02:41 be excited to hear that one of them was Henley's husband, Tim. Father Tim! Father Tim! Father Tim! I didn't like that. And the third guy, huge announcement is my boyfriend Duncan. Oh my god! It's a hard launch. Some people do it at Wimbledon, some people do it at Glastonbury, we do it right here
Starting point is 00:03:02 at Dynasty Typewriter. Wow, okay, we're also, so our scary thing this week is, is right now happening. But you all have come here to be with us, and it's scary for everyone right now, and we asked some of you to tell us if anything scary happened to you this week, We want to talk to some of you. We picked a few. Picked a few. Look, all of you had wonderful things. Some of them honestly too scary to talk about. Too scary, yeah. Some of them were too scary. It's still like a show. We want the vibe to be fun.
Starting point is 00:03:39 But Nikki just had a recent situation with her dog. Is Nikki? Nikki's in a hat! Yeah, baby! Oh, she got a hat. Hi, Nikki. How are you? I'm doing great.
Starting point is 00:03:55 How are you? I'm doing great. Would you like to tell everybody the scary thing that happened to you this week? Yeah, so I have a now one-year-old puppy. His name is Hunter. He's a German Shepherd, Cattle Dog mix, so very, very fun. So we've been struggling with some eye redness.
Starting point is 00:04:18 We couldn't really figure out what was going on. And we did find out that it is allergies. Now I have to in addition to giving him eye drops this 75 pound puppy eye drops we also have to rinse his eyes with like a sterile water solution twice a day for potentially forever. No, no. What is he allergic to? We don't know, but it was pretty much like
Starting point is 00:04:54 nothing else is getting, like it's not a bacterial infection. It's not, they even like thought maybe it was an autoimmune condition. I think you have to move. We might have to move. Yeah. We might have to move. Yeah. We might have to stay inside forever. We'll stay inside.
Starting point is 00:05:09 How does one rinse a dog's eyes? Yeah, tell us. Walk us through that. Treats help. Treats help. It does take two people. And you just kind of have to use the element of surprise. Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:05:24 Got to catch them off guard and just squeeze that bottle into their eye. Wow bless you that's good that's good pet ownership everybody. Nikki's a good pet owner. You're gonna get through this. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for sharing. Thank you for sharing. Thank you for sharing. Give it up for Nicky and Hunter, everybody. Yeah. Okay, I'll go next.
Starting point is 00:05:54 Um, so someone's engagement ring was lost. Oh. Oh. Um, Marisa? Mar- Mar Marissa? I'm so sorry. Tell me how to pronounce your name. Marisa. Marisa. We're coming to you, Marisa. We're coming to you, Marisa.
Starting point is 00:06:10 That was my guess. I know. Sammy told me and I said- I was like, it's going to be Marisa. I don't know. You're right. Could be wrong. We got to ask.
Starting point is 00:06:18 Can you tell us about what happened? I was at Dockweiler State Beach with my sister. Keep going. And- And I was at the beach with my sister. And I was at the beach with my sister. And I was at the beach with my sister. And I was at the beach with my sister. And I was at the beach with my sister. And I was at the beach with I was at Dockweiler State Beach with my sister. Keep going.
Starting point is 00:06:27 Yeah. And I'd recently lost some weight and my finger swelling has gone down so my engagement ring is really slippery on my finger and I didn't realize that. And I took my shirt off to tan and I'm assuming that it flung off at that moment. I had no idea until I was tanning and I flipped over
Starting point is 00:06:46 and I was like, something feels weird, something's not right. Oh no. And I looked down at my finger and it was gone. Oh. A worst nightmare. I sprung up and I looked at my sister and I said, my ring's gone.
Starting point is 00:06:57 And she thought I was joking. She thought it was not. And I was like, nope, it's gone. It, somewhere over here, everything was sparkling on the sand so I couldn't tell if that was my ring. Somewhere over here, everything was sparkling on the sands. I couldn't tell if that was my ring. Magical. It was pretty.
Starting point is 00:07:08 It was a beautiful sunny day. Yeah, besides the ring being lost, it sounds like you're having a beautiful time. That sounds really nice. I was. I had my sunblock on. I was getting a really good tan. The waves were sounding great, and then record scratch. And then the lifeguard tried to help us
Starting point is 00:07:28 by shuffling his feet and then he said, wait, don't shuffle your feet because that will bring the ring deeper in the sand. Oh, but he really was being earnest. He was invested. And I guess there's some men, some older men, maybe retired men, that come around the beaches in Los Angeles
Starting point is 00:07:45 with their little metal detectors. So I called one and he said, I can be to you in about two and a half hours. Wait, I'm sorry. You called one? Wait, wait, wait, wait. You, what? You called, how did you find this man's number?
Starting point is 00:07:59 Are they the first things you'll find on Google if you type in Los Rihon Beach? Los Rihon Beach? $50. you'll find on Google. If you type in, lost ring on beach. Lost ring on the beach? $50. They'll come to you. That's a steal for your engagement ring. So if anybody ever loses a ring. I never suspected they were on the job.
Starting point is 00:08:13 That is really interesting. I thought it was just a little hobby, a fun little thing they did. Yeah, they're on call. Maybe it's both. So if he came? It's probably both. No.
Starting point is 00:08:22 Yeah, business and pleasure. Yeah. So I was prepared to sit there for two and a half hours. My phone was on 42% and I was like, well, I'll just watch the waves. And then as my sister is getting ready to leave, she zeroed in on something. She was going to leave you? Yeah. She was going to leave me.
Starting point is 00:08:39 Well, I got to go. She's like, I had enough of this. But she zeroed in and she said, is that your ring right there? And I mean, we had been fooled so many times with the sparkles in the sand. Right, right, right. The sparkles, yeah, of course. I had no hope.
Starting point is 00:08:53 But no, it was the back of my band sticking, just barely peeking out of the sand. And she found it. Oh, we got it, we found it. Oh. Big few. Wow. Lisa, thank you so much for sharing with us. That was so loud.
Starting point is 00:09:07 I'm so glad. That story had peaks and valleys. That was so, yeah. Yeah. How is it fitting now? Much better. Are we getting it tightened? Yeah, we gotta get it tightened.
Starting point is 00:09:17 It's getting tightened. And next time we go to the beach, it's staying in the car. Yeah, maybe. There we go. There we go. Yeah, it's great. Wow the car. There we go, there we go. Yeah great. Wow congratulations. What a journey. And everybody check out Duckwiler Beach. Pretty great. Wow give it up. Give it up for love, for engagement. Thank you. Wow. Okay we have one more scary
Starting point is 00:09:44 thing and nothing else is scary in the whole world after that. No that's it. Wow. OK, we have one more scary thing. And nothing else is scary in the whole world after that. No, that's it. Absolutely nothing. Erin, something with a cat. Hi! Hi, sweetie! Hi, I'm really nervous.
Starting point is 00:10:00 Hi. So are we. So are we. So are we. Like, this is really hard. We'll be nervous. But this story. I figured you would appreciate a cat related to you or us. Hi, how are we? So are we. We're nervous too. This is really hard. We'll be nervous together. I figured you would appreciate a cat related to you. You were right.
Starting point is 00:10:08 So sometimes in the morning when I'm getting ready and I'm brushing my teeth, I like to go and pet my cat because brushing your teeth is boring. And so I look back and I see her just lying there, which is normal, but I sense something was wrong and so I went over to go and pet her and she did not respond when I touched her and she seemed kind of limp and then next to her I noticed a huge hairball. Like a gigantic hairball, the biggest hairball you've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:10:38 Like rivaling the dick from 28 years ago. Not quite that big, but. Anyway, so. Just that shocking. Yes, yes, yes. Sure. It was quite alarming. And so I start shaking her and I'm like,
Starting point is 00:10:57 Mia, Mia, Mia, you gotta wake up. And he wakes up and, there's my husband right here, by the way. Hi. He's like, oh, it'll be okay. And I'm like, no, she's dying. And then she comes to and she kind of walks like she's drunk.
Starting point is 00:11:12 She runs under the bed probably because I scared her. And she was totally fine. She just passed out. And I Googled it, of course. And apparently that can happen. So, what might happen? Hairball exhaustion? Just kind of like took exhaustion. Yeah hairball is so hard she passed out immediately. Yeah it can like trigger a nerve I guess. And yeah anyways. And then
Starting point is 00:11:34 we also realized how like not often I am prepared for emergencies because I'm very rarely wearing a bra or pants. So I was like, oh my God, I need to brush through to the vet. I need a bra, I need pants. And yeah. So now you have a go bag ready and Yeah, emergency bra, emergency pants. It's just so many house of pants. Smart. Wow, I honestly, I have four cats.
Starting point is 00:12:00 I did not know this was a thing. So I'm going to be prepared. Yeah, it could happen. It could happen. It could happen to you. But she immediately acted as if nothing happened. Sure, they're very cool. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:12 Yeah. Wow. Thank you, Mia. Congrats to Mia. And thank you, Erin. Woo! Wow. What's next in the lineup? What do we do we do next? Next? Well, okay, so...
Starting point is 00:12:25 Emily can tell us. I can tell you. It's that we're not here alone. There's an empty chair here, and it needs to be filled. And we are filling it with our dear friend. How did that happen? That was a ghost! Where did that come from?
Starting point is 00:12:33 That was a ghost! That was a ghost! That was a ghost! That was a ghost! That was a ghost! That was a ghost! That was a ghost! That was a ghost!
Starting point is 00:12:41 That was a ghost! That was a ghost! That was a ghost! That was a ghost! That was a ghost! That was a ghost! That was a ghost! That was a ghost! Lisa Gilroy everybody! Did I scare you by throwing that teapot I found? Yeah, you really did! You did, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:09 Did I scare anyone here? Yeah! We're here to have a spooky, scary time, aren't we? There was also like an old lady's hat back there and I thought maybe I could float out like a ghost, but I didn't think anyone would really be convinced. Can I go get it quick? Yeah, try it, try it, try it. Please.
Starting point is 00:13:23 I want to see, I want to see, I want to see. This was going to be the second option from you. Yeah, try it. Try it. Try it. I want to see. I want to see. I want to see. This will give me the second option. Oh, I like options. I knew when we had one corded mic, I was like, Lisa's going to run around this stage. I know. She can have mine. We'll figure it out.
Starting point is 00:13:36 Oh. Wait, that's really good. Really spooky. Yeah. It honestly looks very good on you. I think the scariest thing about it is that it could have lice in it. That's true. We'll find out in a couple of days. Anyway, so instead I threw a teapot. I threw a teapot.
Starting point is 00:13:58 That was great. Everybody, it's Lisa Gilroy. Hi. Hey. Lisa, so. Hi. Yay. Lisa, so glad you're here. You've been here before. You don't like scary movies. No. No.
Starting point is 00:14:13 We have subjected you to this before. Final Destination franchise in particular. Yes. Final Destination number two. Number two. The best one. It is a really good one. It calls itself Final Destination number two. Number two. The best one. It is a really good one. It calls itself final destination number two.
Starting point is 00:14:30 Number two. We wrote out the word. It's all about poop. Every death is poop related. Could be lots of people die on the toilet. Elvis, rest in peace. Did he? Did she just call it? Are you psychic? Well, actually Oh I said I was saying did he
Starting point is 00:14:48 question mark. I thought you met Diddy too and I was like I was like she knows something. I imagine a woman on the show so stupid thinks Diddy died years ago. I thought you were predicting. Honestly, let's hope. Okay, Lisa, this, if anybody listened to the episode that came out today, which is fine if you didn't, we had a kind of mystical week. We had some mystical experiences. Oh, you talked about that already? Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I thought you were going to say it on this show.
Starting point is 00:15:25 Well, we were, but we were working about time. OK. So you got someone to talk to your cat? I did. OK. I'll have to listen to the episode to find out. No, I'll tell you about it. I'll tell you about it.
Starting point is 00:15:34 I'll tell you about it. I'll tell you about it. It was great. Did you do the code thing I told you to do? Yeah, but she didn't say it. So Lisa told me to tell. I advised her to tell Mabel her cat a secret code word before the pet psychic entered the room. Oh smart. And we had agreed that it would be red balloon or something.
Starting point is 00:15:50 No, no, no. The story you told me was red balloon. I gave a different word. Well, where did you do it with Mabel? Marshmallow. Marshmallow? Yeah, she didn't say it. That's literally so crazy because don't you think if you were a cat and you were like desperate to communicate that you would say your code word? For sure. Maybe she didn't want to give it up that easy. Yeah, she's a sassy little bitch. She's perfect.
Starting point is 00:16:14 But we did ask you to bring forth a scary spooky... Okay, so I didn't have one. In fact, I had an opportunity to get my tarot cards read and then I panicked and didn't do it. You panicked at me? Do it! Well, in my defense, every time I've had my cards read, it's been terrible news. Oh. Has it been true though? I don't know yet.
Starting point is 00:16:36 None of it has happened yet, but it's terrible news? I guess none of it, some of my bad news has been like cautionary, but I guess it's like stuff that we all could be cautioned by. If you drive too fast, yeah, you're gonna die in your car. Your tarot reading is telling you don't drive too fast? Yeah, basically, but that's true for all of us, right?
Starting point is 00:16:55 If someone tells you don't drive too fast, you'll die in your car, you'd be like, probably, yeah. So anyways, I try not to do it, and then the last time I got my cards right, and you know, I'm sure there's people in here who re-terro and you all say the same thing, you bastards. You all say like, no, no, it's just the spirit of, it's interpretive and it's like genuinely like so,
Starting point is 00:17:15 like lalala girl, you're gonna love it. And then first thing, they're like, pull a card that's like a woman getting stabbed in five different ways. She's like, ah! The last time I got my cards right, that's what happened. I turned that over and the guy reading the cards was like, because I told him I'm nervous.
Starting point is 00:17:29 And he was like, this is the worst card in the deck. Was it the person lying face down with a bunch of swords in their back? No, it was a guy screaming for his life like this and he had swords all over his body and he looked like he was in hell and he had black goo dripping on him. Sounds bad.
Starting point is 00:17:45 Yeah, sounds bad. So anyway, so I didn't experience something spooky, but I thought maybe we could experience something spooky on the stage right now together. Stop it. Emily, what did I ask you backstage? You asked me if I had consent to being touched. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:57 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I said yes. She said yes. Let's make her regret it.
Starting point is 00:18:06 Oh my god. Okay, well I was just thinking, so this is, you know, because I, there was lots of like sleepovers and stuff where fun stuff was happening and I sat in the other room because I was too scared. And so I've never actually played light as a feather, stiff as a board. Oh shit, oh shit, yes, yes. Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 00:18:24 And it says anybody light as a feather, it's gotta be this little munchkin, am, yes. Yes. And it says, anybody light as a feather, it's gotta be this little munchkin, am I wrong? Yes. Okay, so I think probably we need some audience members. Who's been dying to get hands on Emily? Anybody? It's okay, I mean, we've all seen her, right? I'll pick women.
Starting point is 00:18:43 You can come up. Well, you seem friendly, but I'll pick women. You can come up. Well, you seem friendly, but I'm not sure. And you. Yes, I think that should be enough, right? There'll be one, two, three, four, five of us. I mean, it's enough for what? To levitate you.
Starting point is 00:18:57 Lay down and I'll show you. Are we participating too? Yeah, you too. So I've never played, so have a lay down. And Dax, would you mind lowering the lights and playing some sort of spooky music? Has anyone played this before? None of us?
Starting point is 00:19:11 Good, welcome to the stage. As a child. Yeah, same, I've seen like a bit of it. Okay, so we get it. I'll tell you what to do, but first of all, no smiling. You too, no smiling, Emily. Okay, and you, come here. We'll do it, I guess we should do it, I guess somebody...
Starting point is 00:19:28 Should we do it good for the audience or good for lifting Emily in the air? No smiling, okay. I think good for the audience. Okay, great, so we'll do a semi-circle kind of vibe. But when it's your turn, you do fingers on that side. And yesterday, fingers, everyone do this. I think that's how you're supposed to do it.
Starting point is 00:19:42 Yes, that looks familiar to me. Okay. Wait, so... Okay, so everyone get down, put your fingers, and she said she gave consent, so have at it. Okay. Okay, I'm putting my microphone down now so I can put my other fingers in there. And then we're all gonna chant,
Starting point is 00:19:58 light as a feather, stick as a board. Feel free to participate. Light as a feather, stick as a board. Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:20:37 Give it up for our audience volunteers. You guys that was so fucking crazy. Satan was here. Oh my God. Oh man, I really shouldn't have. I was going to regret asking you to do something. Oh, that was magical. Thank you so much. Emily, how do you feel?
Starting point is 00:20:57 Do you think you could be pregnant with the spirit of Satan? We'll see. Wow. Do you need a moment? I need a moment. Wait, take a moment. Okay. I need a moment.
Starting point is 00:21:11 Well, we're gonna get into the movie we're here to talk about. That sounds great. That didn't work at all, by the way. We were, like, fully fisting each other. We were holding her. You were holding her. You just picked me up. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:22 Because after a while, you guys felt that, right? We were all had our fingers there and nothing was happening. Yeah. We picked her up. I was trying to tick holding her. You just picked me up. Yeah. Well, because after a while, you guys felt that, right? We were all had our fingers there and nothing was happening. Yeah. We picked her up. I was trying to tickle her. I was trying to tickle her as much as possible. That was my first instinct.
Starting point is 00:21:32 Yeah, I felt you all shift from this to this. We had to get a handful. Yeah. Real thrilled. But yeah, let's talk about the movie we're all here to see. Woo! Here. And because I like gauging things through But yeah, let's talk about the movie we're all here to see. And because I like gauging things through how much you guys clap,
Starting point is 00:21:50 will you all clap if you like scary movies and are brave enough to watch them? Oh, that's a lot. That's a lot. Hey. That sounds like a lot. Sounds like a lot. What are you guys doing here then?
Starting point is 00:22:07 This is like an Olympian showing up to like an elementary school baby race. Like, yeah, we're brave, we watched it. Okay. Okay, so clap if you're scared. Okay. See, this is for them, this is for them, this is for them. This is for you guys. You're right where you should be. Everybody else I guess can go home. Sorry I didn't mean to. My shoelace came untied during that.
Starting point is 00:22:36 Who do you think did that if it wasn't Satan? Satan. It was Satan. Well, wait, one last clapping thing. Will you guys clap if you've seen Final Destination Bloodlines? Okay. Nice. A mix. A mix.
Starting point is 00:22:53 Huh? I feel like it's like half and half. It's a good mix. Yeah, it's a good mix. We got a great crowd here tonight. This is gonna be good. It's gonna be so good. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:01 We have talked about the first three Final final destination movies on the podcast so far. Skipping to six. We're skipping straight to six. Four is bad. No, five is bad. Four is bad. They're both okay. They're both okay.
Starting point is 00:23:16 Four I think is the worst. Five has a fun twist that I won't say anything about. Okay, watch on your own time. We can't do everything for you. We're skipping straight to six, but we did think that it might be nice to show you all. Just to give you a little visual taste of the franchise for those who haven't gotten to see it.
Starting point is 00:23:39 This might be really hard for some of you. This might be really hard for some of you. And so here's the thing. The screens are on either side, and you can close your eyes, and you can plug your ears. We're gonna show some clips. Starting with my favorite death scene from the franchise. The log scene was obviously, didn't qualify.
Starting point is 00:23:56 There's so many good ones you guys. There's so many good ones you guys. Oh. I had to sit through this during our like, We did a sound check. Well no, you went and hid in the bathroom. And I had to run off the stage and go into the bathroom and lock the door. You can't do that.
Starting point is 00:24:12 I know. Wait what's the log scene is that from number two? It is. It is from number two. Honestly? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. They knew what they were doing. So are we ready to see that clip? Yeah. Let's see it. No. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
Starting point is 00:24:45 I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
Starting point is 00:24:53 I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
Starting point is 00:25:01 I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. at least another complex just since 2014. Oh, they're in one place and they know that there's a trap. And they think that he's trying to get to the place that... God damn it anyway. Oh, that surprised me. It's never what you think.
Starting point is 00:25:17 I can't find a bottle. Is that a bird? Wait, that's a bird? In the dentist's office? In the dentist's office? In the dentist's office. It flew through a window. Oh no, no more oxygen. Fish too? A fish in the mouth? Enly, you're too good.
Starting point is 00:25:43 A bird and fish'm a fish. Oh! Ah! What? What? What? Wait, what? Why are they trying to catch it? Wait, what?
Starting point is 00:26:02 Wait, what? They can't just let it live there. Why isn't he taking it out? No, I'm just... What's gonna happen now? Imagine your dentist saying nothing about the fact that a fucking fish is in your mouth. Wait, she doesn't... Oops. What did he say about your tooth?
Starting point is 00:26:20 I can't remember. Is that the kid from Jurassic Park? No. Oh, is it? What did he say about your tooth? I can't remember. Is that the kid from Jurassic Park? What? No. Oh, is it? Wait, no, wait, no, wait, no, wait, no, wait.
Starting point is 00:26:35 What? Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! He it. Stop it. Stop it. He just fell apart like a pile of jello. Like that is not what a human body does whatsoever. In this franchise, bodies turn to jello instantly. People get pancakes left and right.
Starting point is 00:27:00 Can I ask you guys a question? Was that a montage, was that like a super cut of the whole movie? No, no, that's one scene. That was an actual sequential scene. Is the whole movie like that? Oh yeah, all six. It's unwatchable. Ah, microdosing, the classic American pastime, at least within the past, you know, few decades. the classic American pastime. At least within the past, you know, few decades.
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Starting point is 00:30:02 New subscribers only, varies by plan. Free emails are applied as a discount on the first box. New subscribers only, varies by plan. Well, let me show you another clip. Yeah, let's see, let's see. We'll see about that. Maybe the next one will change our minds. The next one might change our minds. The next one comes from Final Destination 3,
Starting point is 00:30:16 starring the incomparable Mary Elizabeth Winstead. Really? And the kid from Smart House. Isn't he also from Luck of the Irish? He is also from Luck of the Irish, baby. Ryan Merriman. We all know his name. We all know his name. And...
Starting point is 00:30:34 Let's take a look. Oh! Okay. Okay, what about what happened at the roller coaster? Wendy saw it. Man, she got a hunch. Fucking intense, but she got a hunch. Okay, what about what happened at the roller coaster? Huh? Wendy saw it. Man, she got a hunch. Fucking intense, but she got a hunch.
Starting point is 00:30:48 Man, I'm here because I get good hunches before every damn. No, you know they're either gonna run or pass. That hair. First came to her from nowhere. You're here and alive because of her. No, I'm alive because of me. No, listen. You don't get it, man.
Starting point is 00:30:59 Does that make sense to you? Does that make sense to you? This is bullshit. You really never know what's gonna happen. I never know. Talk about a vision. When I see my whole life played out, it sure as hell ain't gonna end now. It's going just as I saw it. 35 high school gags without an injury.
Starting point is 00:31:16 USA Today All-American. Second team. My free right to play for the Solters. The Bruins passed on me. Fuck the Bruins. Goddamn right. without an injury. USA Today All-American. Second team. Free right to play for the Sultan. The Bruins passed on. Man, fuck the Bruins.
Starting point is 00:31:27 Fuck the Bruins. Goddamn right. What the fuck is a Bruin really? Yeah! Yeah! What? What? Four years from now,
Starting point is 00:31:37 you'll see Meriborne in the second round of Oka. He's gonna rob and stop 15 seasons before Super Bowl rings on his feet. Real swords in high school. Death, fuck death. Death, fucking death, affair. Death, fucking death, affair. Stop, don't! Real man, what's black? Blue is afraid of death. Death is afraid of me. Death fears me. Kevin! That's all I know how to do, Kevin! That's all I know how to do, Kevin!
Starting point is 00:32:06 That's all I know how to do, Kevin! That's all I know how to do, Kevin! That's all I know how to do, Kevin! That's all I know how to do, Kevin! That's all I know how to do, Kevin! That's all I know how to do, Kevin! That's all I know how to do, Kevin! That's all I know how to do, Kevin!
Starting point is 00:32:22 That's all I know how to do, Kevin! That's all I know how to do, Kevin! That's all I know how to do, Kevin! The bear is real, the bear is real I bet. Fuck yeah, I just win. Baby I just win. Oh my god. Oh my god. Is that based on a true story? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:44 Oh they're so good. So good. People don't just die to this in this. They get smashed to smithereens every time. There's a lot of smashing. There's a lot of smashing, crunching, splooching. And it's never
Starting point is 00:33:00 what you think. We've talked about this before. Death is sassy. It doesn it's never what you think. We've talked about this before. Death is sassy. Yeah. It doesn't like it when you talk about it that way. And it doesn't like it when you talk about it that way. No, no, no. Don't talk about it that way.
Starting point is 00:33:10 Oh, so would you say that death is another character in the films? And yeah, I said films. Time. Films. Big time. Big character. They should make a film just about death, probably,
Starting point is 00:33:19 from death's perspective. What kind of energy are you getting, a mask or femme? OK, here's a question. If they were like, next movie we're actually gonna cast death, and there's gonna be an actor, who would you cast to play death? Lisa Gelber? Uh-oh. Maybe with this hat. But without it I wouldn't be scary enough.
Starting point is 00:33:42 Katy Perry. Acting debut? Yeah, why not? Why not? Honestly, can't you see it, kind of? I'd watch it. Wait, does anyone else have any ideas? No, I think we got it. Susan Sarandon?
Starting point is 00:34:04 I'd like to see it. I'd like to see it. Well, should we get a little peek then now that we know kind of what the franchise is like? We're set up for what's about to happen. We have to do some trivia. This is why I wanted to write it down. I know, Henley really wanted to write it down. I have it written down before the trailer, but we can do it anyway. You should have seen these three screaming at each other in the green room. At each other's throats. Okay, let's do the trailer so I can get it over with.
Starting point is 00:34:38 We're gonna do the trivia. Yeah, the trivia. Oh, this is so natural for us. Let's talk about the movie we're here to talk about, which is Final Destination Bloodlines. Okay, so it was released May 16th, 2025. Emily wrote these notes and sent them to me in a Google Doc, so that's where I'm reading from. Directed by... I didn't write the tone. This is my only tone. Directed by Zach Lipofsky and Adam Stein,
Starting point is 00:35:20 screenplay by Guy Busiek and Laurie Evans Taylor. It was written as Glory originally. screenplay by Guy Busiek and Laurie Evans Taylor. Starting. It was written as Blory originally. There was a typo again. And there was a little bit of a, yeah, we had a, is it supposed to be Blory? Screaming at each other, screaming at each other. I have so much more to go, okay.
Starting point is 00:35:40 Starring Caitlin Santowana, Teo Briones Richard Harmon Owen Patrick Joyner Anna Lor, Breck Basinger and Tony Todd. Scores okay so 93% in Rotten Tomatoes pretty good people really like these movies like a lot it's crazy 73 on Metacritic 6.8 on IMDB. That's high for IMDB. Well, yeah, that's true. All right, budget 50 million box office, 284.8 million. Good for them. Good for them. So much.
Starting point is 00:36:12 All right, so some trivia. So 71-year-old stunt woman, Yvette Ferguson, came out of retirement for a fire stunt in the premonition scene, which the director believes to be a world record. He didn't look it up, but he believes it. He believes it.
Starting point is 00:36:26 He believes it. For the oldest person set on fire on camera. Wow. Congrats. Congrats. So Ferguson said she enjoyed the experience and recounted how the makeup artist would encourage her by turning on the songs like,
Starting point is 00:36:42 Burn, Baby Burn, and Great Balls of Fire. So cool of her. So cool of her. Give it up for Yvette Ferguson. Yes. Yeah. OK, so then the directors are passionate fans of the series and even went so far as to orchestrate a death scene
Starting point is 00:37:00 during their pitch meeting to the studio over Zoom, using a combination of pre-recorded footage and visual effects involving a fire and malfunctioning spinning ceiling fan which broke from the ceiling and decapitated one of the filmmakers. I wonder which one. Imagine doing that and being like we're gonna pass. Also like this is for this film isn't this like the sixth in the franchise or something? Right.
Starting point is 00:37:28 So imagine needing to show like this is what it's about. Right. Yeah, no, we get it. There's been other ones. Okay, but the studio sounds really fun. Listen to this. So, they pulled a prank on Mother's Day by inviting mothers and their adult children, it says adult but part of me feels like that's like marketing post. Could be. Yeah. For an advanced screening of the movie with a fake romantic comedy titled Love at the
Starting point is 00:37:54 Sky View. Can you imagine? That was really tricky of them. That's it? You guys don't like pranks? We don't like pranks at the Sky View. Well that's just kind of mean. I know, right?
Starting point is 00:38:06 Unless you secretly love horror movies and you're so relieved to be seeing a horror movie instead of a romantic comedy. OK, only two more. Only two more, and then we're done. With the whole show. This is the longest, highest grossing, and highest rated film in the franchise.
Starting point is 00:38:22 Oh. So, great. I do disagree with the length. 150? Too long. Oh. So, great. Do you disagree with the length? 150? Too long. Oh, 20 minutes too long. This is the final film of actor Tony Todd before his death. He was allowed total creative control over his final scene
Starting point is 00:38:35 as he was quite sick when filming. Did he die in it? No, not in it. Well, soon after. But soon after. Do you think, this is a nasty question. Ask it. If he was sick and he was like,
Starting point is 00:38:45 I want to actually do the fan death for this, would they let him? Probably. I feel like for insurance reasons, no. Are you allowed to do that? I feel like the lawyers would be like, no, no, no, no, no. Right.
Starting point is 00:38:57 What, it shouldn't mean like actually kill him for the movie. You mean like do the death scene? Yeah, I meant like the broken fan thing. That'll be Tom Cruise in The last mission impossible yeah it already happened and I don't know if it's a look maybe if he really wanted it maybe if he really wanted it they would have done it for him he'd have to do it as a joke though like he'd have to not get it cleared he just have to go you know what I mean like
Starting point is 00:39:21 right for forgiveness rather than ask for permission and he's dead he's dead so it doesn't matter. True. Yeah. And make sure his family's okay with it, so they don't come after anyone. Oh, of course, of course. No.
Starting point is 00:39:31 Anyway, give it up for Emily and those trivia points that she put together. Woo! She acts like I forced this upon her. I just wanted to be clear that we all decided this is what we were gonna have. Yeah, I needed a part where I would actually say something, so that was it. Give it up for Hadley and the trivia!
Starting point is 00:39:51 Woo! Now it's time. Are you guys ready to watch the trailer? Let's do it. Brother. My old man just died. I come in as a favor and now they want me to lock up. Hey, five star review. and subscribe and all the things. ["The Last Supper"] ["The Last Supper"] ["The Last Supper"] ["The Last Supper"]
Starting point is 00:40:30 ["The Last Supper"] ["The Last Supper"] ["The Last Supper"] ["The Last Supper"] ["The Last Supper"] ["The Last Supper"] ["The Last Supper"] Wait, is this movie gonna to break my fucking heart?
Starting point is 00:40:47 Um, no. Okay. Ceiling fan. Wow. A ceiling fan. It's just like a big roof Goldberg machine. Oh, every time. Yeah. Oh my fucking god.
Starting point is 00:41:26 Holy shit. Holy shit. What the fuck? No! This is the best game ever. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy.
Starting point is 00:41:34 I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy.
Starting point is 00:41:42 I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. Oh, Lord. What the fuck? No! This is the trailer? This is not the trailer. It is. What the fuck? What the fuck? You people are sick.
Starting point is 00:42:02 Everyone here is sick. You're sick. Hey, you. Oh, you did great. Good thing I love you so much. How you doing, Lisa? I am stunned. I also can't believe that's the trailer.
Starting point is 00:42:10 That's like if Titanic was like the two of them floating on the door for the trailer. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.
Starting point is 00:42:22 I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I also can't believe that's the trailer. That's like if Titanic was like the two of them floating on the door for the trailer. I know. That's crazy. And wait, I think I fundamentally misunderstand the premise. Because I thought it was like, if you cheat,
Starting point is 00:42:37 death is coming for you. But it already killed his dad. So why is it coming for him? Oh, we'll get to it. Perfect segue. Perfect segue. I think it's we'll get to it. Let's explain. Oh, perfect segue. Yeah, perfect segue. I think it's time we get into it. Let's do it.
Starting point is 00:42:49 Let's do it. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Man, you guys love clapping, it's awesome. Woo!
Starting point is 00:42:57 Okay. I love you! Ah! Okay. Whenever I'm feeling a little overwhelmed or stressed, something I do to relax is play a fun little game on my phone. Really, that is really something I do basically every day. It helps me slow my mind down and focus on something other than work or my to-do list.
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Starting point is 00:43:59 you're doing a good job. I don't know, it just feels nice and I am all about finding things that lower my stress levels and make me feel good. You deserve a treat. Join over 100 million match three players and download Cookie Jam today. Begins, it is the year 1969. Nice. Nice. We see a car driving across some train tracks inside. First mistake. Inside we see a guy, Paul, driving his girlfriend Iris. She's blindfolded. He's taking her to a surprise. They arrive and he removes her blindfold to get out of the car and we reveal we're outside of this big beautiful tower like um space needle yeah kind of like that I like that kind of like that big tall tower people there's a red carpet people are all in fancy dresses she's very excited she's like oh my god how do we get tickets he
Starting point is 00:44:56 says I pulled some strings got us tickets for opening night she's so excited she's a little self-conscious, like, oh, am I not dressed nice enough? This is so fancy. And he's like... I'm still wearing a blindfold. Take my blindfold off. He takes it off. And he's like, you look perfect. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:45:14 Have a great night. Outside, we see there's a fountain and there's this fucking kid who is stealing pennies from the fountain. Eight years old? He's like 12. Yeah, he was a little older. I mean, all kids are eight except for this one.
Starting point is 00:45:30 Except for this fuck, this kid sucks. And he's stealing pennies from the fountain and a security guard comes up to him and tells him like, hey, don't do that, that's bad luck. Oh no. They go into the building, they're let into the elevator to go up. It's many, many stories. They're kind of squishing into the building, they're let into the elevator to go up. It's many, many stories.
Starting point is 00:45:46 They're kind of squishing into the elevator like it's kind of too many people, but the elevator attendant is like, come on, we can fit. Iris and Paul get in, she's a little anxious about squeezing into the elevator, looks at the weight requirements, like eight people, there's like 12 in there, she's scared. They get in there, they go up. I know, it's a space needle get in there, they go up. I know, I know. It's a space needle gonna pierce a little boy. Honestly?
Starting point is 00:46:10 Just tell me right now. No, this kid, this boy sucks. Okay, okay. On their way up, so they're going up and the elevator attendant gives him some history about the building. He says, this is the Skyview Tower. It is 494 feet tall, weighs over 9,000 tons.
Starting point is 00:46:25 It's made of steel and reinforced concrete and glass. And what's even more impressive, the entire concept was completed five months ahead of schedule. It's not a good sign. Iris is anxious. We can see she's looking out at the view. It's a lot.
Starting point is 00:46:40 The fucking penny kid is in the elevator with her, and he's jumping to like, you know That fucking kid who jumps in an elevator But they they arrive at the top floor. They step out of the elevator. It's gorgeous. It's like a 360 degree view Beautiful fancy restaurant. So we're excited again. She still has her blindfold on She's looking with her eyes. And they go up to the maitre d', they give their name, ask for the table, and he's very snobbish, and he's like, oh, actually, we're over capacity
Starting point is 00:47:16 for opening night, and we don't have a table for you. But the people behind them, he's like, oh, Mr. and Mrs. Guilford, come along, we've got your table. Like they're just not fancy enough to get a table. But they're determined to not let it throw their evening. They like spy the bar in the corner and they're like, let's just sneak over to the bar
Starting point is 00:47:36 and let's have a good night. Go over to the bar. They get some champagne. Paul goes over to the bar to get champagne and Iris is looking over at the view, and she's getting a little queasy. They're up really high. And when Paul comes back with champagne,
Starting point is 00:47:53 she's sort of like, it's like, oh, excuse me, and like runs to go puke. And... Oh, my God, is she pregnant? Henley! She's too good! I'm sorry. Just forget that. Just edit it out. It's okay. We find out.
Starting point is 00:48:12 It's like literally right now. It's fine. It's fine. She did spoil everything. Um, but so Iris runs away down the hall. We don't know why. And and meanwhile we see a, someone pops a champagne cork. The cork- The Guilford's no doubt.
Starting point is 00:48:33 Yeah. It flies up into the chandelier, hits a crystal, knocks it, crystal falls into the glass dance floor, makes a little crack. Crack on the dance floor. But you better not kill these characters. Over in the back hallway by the restroom, Iris is over a trash can. The singer from the band that was just performing is on break. She's back behind the stage with her four-year-old son.
Starting point is 00:49:00 She sees Iris and she asks her,, oh how far along are you? Assumptive. And Iris reveals, yes she's pregnant but she hasn't told Paul yet. She's really nervous about telling him. But the singer convinces her like if he loves you he's gonna be so happy and it's everything's great. So. We're all going to live forever. There's nothing wrong. So Iris is just feeling much better. She goes out, and Paul says, let's go up to the roof.
Starting point is 00:49:31 Let's take in the view. So they go up to the one story up. It's like an open air, kind of like at a Griffith Observatory, that little sort of veranda. And they go up there. And Paul, we see this. OK, so they're up there, the view's gorgeous, the wind starts blowing.
Starting point is 00:49:47 Who else is there? Can I ask a quick question? Sorry, I'm really fixated on the crack. The dance floor is clear, you can see to the, is it one of those kind of things? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just the dance floor is like a circular, circular? Circular. Circular.
Starting point is 00:49:59 Dance floor that's glass, the rest is regular floor. And I bet that kid's jumping on it and doing stuff like that. Yeah, that kid, why? And we never see this kid's parents. Why is he there? Like who is this kid? It's opening night. It's 1969. Are you guys going to miss that?
Starting point is 00:50:13 No one had parents in 1969. They go up to the roof. Oh it's 1969, I forgot. Yeah. Okay, so she's wearing like a tie-dye blindfold. Still, still. They go up to the roof. The wind starts blowing. In these movies, death is wind.
Starting point is 00:50:33 Yeah, it is. Which, which. That's how you know. I hate wind. I agree with. Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. Wind fucking sucks.
Starting point is 00:50:40 It ruins everything. So the wind starts blowing. A woman's hat blows off her head over the ledge. She reaches for it, but she's OK. We say, yes! I'm taking your props. The fucking Penny kid is up there, and he's throwing pennies over the edge.
Starting point is 00:50:59 This is like so high in the sky. Yeah, you could kill someone. And a security comes over to him and he says, don't do that. You could kill someone. And the kid comes over to him and he says, don't do that, you could kill someone. And the kid turns to him and he goes, I'm sorry, sir. And then the security walks away and he goes, fat ass.
Starting point is 00:51:12 Wait, Emily, can I ask you a genuine question? Yeah. Did you play the kid in the movie? Yes. Because that line delivery was perfect, was it not? It was really good. I did, I watched this kid and I said to Joel, Joel everybody! I did, I watched this kid and I said to Joel, Joel everybody!
Starting point is 00:51:26 I said Lisa's gonna really have a lot to say about this kid. Oh am I gonna get to meet him tonight? Yeah. He's coming out! It's me! It's me! The boyfriend, Paul, then gets on him one knee
Starting point is 00:51:39 and he begins to propose to Iris. And he asks her, will you spend the rest of your life with me? And she says, do you mean us? Crazy way to do that. And he is thrilled! He's thrilled! Yeah! He's like this is a dream come true I'm so happy. He slides the ring on her finger it's a bit tight he really has to like slide it on there and he's like is it too tight? I don't know and she's like no no it's perfect bit tight, he really has to like slide it on there and he's like, is it too tight? Oh no. And she's like, no, no, no, it's perfect.
Starting point is 00:52:06 I'll never lose it at Talk Brother Beach. And they're like, let's go downstairs and celebrate. They go back down, they go to the dance floor. When they go down the stairs, we see this fucking kid throw a penny again. And it goes, it throws it down, it ends up going into a vent of the restaurant. Let me guess, it turns on a boombox that's sitting in a puddle. Close. It flies down and lodges itself in the blade of a fan
Starting point is 00:52:39 that's in the, like, air vents. Okay. And jams the fan. It's always C so far. They go down to the dance floor. It turns off the AC and everyone dies from the humidity. It's a really slow movie. They go to the dance floor, the band is playing Shout. Everybody's dancing, jumping.
Starting point is 00:53:00 We see that dance floor, that crack spreading. Below the dance floor there is these support beams and we see screws just pew, that crack, spreading. Below the dance floor, there is these support beams, and we see screws just pew, pew, flying out. Just then we're in on this fan, and we see the penny, the fan is like really trying to do its job and keep turning, but the penny's there, and so it finally keeps going, but the blade that the penny was on flies out,ges itself on the gas line gas starts leaking out coming
Starting point is 00:53:30 through the vent into the restaurant okay everyone's dancing we're seeing the crack more growing bigger and bigger Iris is suddenly starting to notice she's looking down wait what's happened's, hey everyone is so excited for Shout and they're getting, it's a really good song. And they're getting louder and louder and then they get quieter and then they get, you know how it goes. It's that song, it's like, it's so good. It's like, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get they're doing it, and they're doing shout, and they're having so much fun. And then the crack breaks, and the dance floor falls off from under them. And people immediately, not like that,
Starting point is 00:54:15 but they plummet to their death. We're seeing people, they're smacking their head on the beam, falling to the ground, splattering, like truly splashing. We see the people in the valet. You're right. You're right. I know, I was thinking of them. You guys having a whole little conversation? Sorry.
Starting point is 00:54:28 She said it was like Titan Submersible. I said it's more like actual Titanic when they fall and they hit their heads on the rudder. Well there's a Titanic thing coming up in my nose. Okay, all right, let's get there. Sorry. We're just screaming at each other. We're gonna scream at each other about this backstage.
Starting point is 00:54:42 We're gonna scream all night, later. So people are falling, people are dying, everyone's freaking out. I mean, everyone's freaking out. And Paul falls. And he's hanging on. He is hanging on to these shards of glass. And Iris is looking at him. And his hands are getting all bloody because he's hanging on a broken glass. I keep thinking of Paul of Tompkins. Every time he says Paul.
Starting point is 00:55:00 I was just imagining. That makes it so much worse. I know. I didn't want to say it out loud. I had to share it. I had to so much worse. I know. I know. I didn't want to say it out loud. I had to share it. I had to share it with everyone. He's fine. And Iris is like, grab my hand, grab my hand.
Starting point is 00:55:13 Falls, dies. Really sad. Really sad. Okay. So people are running. It's chaos. They're fleeing. They're going crazy.
Starting point is 00:55:22 They're screaming, stampede. We see a chef. A chef's running through trying to find out where to go, but he's got a frying pan with a big flame on it and he's running through the crowd with this frying pan. He never thought to put it down, just absolutely freaking out. He lights a 71 year old woman on fire. Yvette Ferguson. We love you, Yvette.
Starting point is 00:55:38 We believe it's a record. She's fully in on flames. And she's running. And she runs in front of the vent where the gas was coming out. Oh, my gosh. And it blows up a big ring of fire that goes all the way around the whole thing.
Starting point is 00:55:59 Everything's blowing up. Wait, the 12-year-old's OK. Well, so far. Fuck the 12-year-old, Henley. Kids die in these movies?. Kids die in these movies? Oh yeah. Did you see the Dennis kid? He was a, to be fair he does look like a full adult. But I mean he's with his mommy. But we do see, okay so we see there's the four-year-old kid. Okay yeah. And so this fire is like it's like going like like around the whole building. Let me see the singer in the nick of time gets her son she puts him in like a cabinet he's fine he's fine and it closes the cabinet and and he's fine but she burns
Starting point is 00:56:33 up. Oh my god. He's not fine. No he's not fine. That's quick thinking I would never think to put a child in a cabinet during a fire. Now you know. I don't think it would work. Like a wooden cabinet, like a flammable wooden cabinet. I mean, I don't know. Hey, why not try? It works. Why not try? So people are now fleeing into the stairwell. They're like, we got to get out.
Starting point is 00:56:53 We got to go to the stairwell, including the fucking Penny kid. And so they all run into the stairwell. They're running down the stairwell. It's like a spiral little staircase. And as they're running down, the whole stairwell starts crumbling. And people just fall out just fall out just fall
Starting point is 00:57:05 out except for we see at the other end almost like um you know in in like Lord of the Rings when they're jump which part is it they're in Mordor my there's a moria and it's like crumbling as we're like running and jumping it's like that situation there's all crumbling they all fall out except for the penny kid makes it to the other end of the're like running and jumping. It's like that situation. It's all crumbling and they all fall out, except for the penny kid makes it to the other end of the staircase. And so he's safe. He's running down the stairs.
Starting point is 00:57:30 And he kind of does look back like, hehehehe. Does he actually? I feel like he does. Yeah, this kid fucking sucks. He's happy that everyone's dying? Yes, he's psychotic. He's a psychopath.
Starting point is 00:57:40 He's happy that he's made it, but it's done with like, what are his parents? Are his parents with him? They're not there, Lisa. Okay, he wasn't lying. It's happy that he's made it, but it's done with like, what a real attitude. What about his parents? Are his parents with him? They're not there, Lisa. Okay, he wasn't lying. It's 1969, Paris.
Starting point is 00:57:48 Okay, you're right, you're right. People don't have parents. They're not there. Yeah. So now they're like, we gotta head to the elevator. Like, no, you know, let's get to the elevator. But people are stamp, they're smushing each other, stampeding, too many people trying to get in the elevator.
Starting point is 00:58:00 The maitre d', that snobbish guy is like, I gotta get through, I gotta get through, I gotta get through. The elevator's full, they're like, you can't. And he's like, I have to. And he shoves his self halfway in, and the door's like, won't shut, won't shut. But then a gear, because the whole building's
Starting point is 00:58:11 fucking falling apart, breaks above the elevator and it plummets, but he's caught halfway in between. So he's sliced in the half, hot dog style. Hot dog style. Hot dog style. Hot dog style. Hot dog style. But also he like turns to liquid, like it melts. Jello, jello buddy. So he's dead.
Starting point is 00:58:26 The building then starts splitting in half Titanic style. So one half is breaking off. People are sliding down the floor, crashing into the like glass windows, breaking their legs at crazy angles. Just like pew pew. It's really a lot like Titanic because it's all rich people. It's a lot like Titanic if you think about it.
Starting point is 00:58:43 It's really a lot like that. There's a moment of calm. There's a moment of calm. They're all waiting, seeing what's going to happen. Iris is at the top, a bunch of people are slid into the bottom, and we see that fucking penny up on like a van or something, and it falls onto the grand piano, which is enough weight to slide it down onto all those people in the glass, smashes through them, they all fall out the window, they
Starting point is 00:59:11 plummet to their desks, we see outside the penny kid has made it down the stairs, runs out of the, he truly just goes like he's so happy, and the piano falls on his head and kills him. Oh, yes! Thank God, I thought he was gonna be the dad. That's a fucking funny kid. I really thought so. Up in the sky view, it's just Iris left alive. She's the only one left up there, except. She takes off her blindfold, she's like, what happened? This is the surprise?
Starting point is 00:59:48 So obedient to keep her blindfold on the whole time. Her tight-eye blindfold. But she sees that little boy pops his head out of the cabinet. He's still there. So she grabs him and gets him just in the nick of time. The whole building, like the whole shell of the building, falls off and crumbles to the ground. We see she is left holding onto, basically like the internal like cylinder support beams of the building, holding the kid and she is held up by that tight engagement ring. Whoa. Two bars holding the ring on her finger. Wow.
Starting point is 01:00:21 But, you know what's gonna happen now. I don't. She gets de-gloved, baby. She gets what? Oh, de-gloved, but just on the finger. Lisa. It's still de-gloved, I think. Do you need Emily to tell you what that means? Is it a sex thing? No, it's when the skin...
Starting point is 01:00:31 I feel like I'm on a sleepover with Mean Girls. Yeah, she gets de-gloved. Oh, you don't know. Wait, wait, wait. Have you never heard of sex? No. I've never heard of sex. I've never heard of sex.
Starting point is 01:00:39 I've never heard of sex. I've never heard of sex. I've never heard of sex. I've never heard of sex. I've never heard of sex. I've never heard of sex. I've never heard of sex. I've never. Yeah, she gets de-gloved. Oh, you don't know. You don't know. Yes.
Starting point is 01:00:48 Wait, wait, wait. Have you never been de-gloved? You sure? Yeah, I have. One boy at school, he goes to a different school. He de-gloved me. It was awesome. I loved it.
Starting point is 01:01:02 No, it's when all the skin on your hand comes off like a glove. Okay, like ring evulsion or whatever it's called. Emulsion, edulsion, evolution? Okay. Yeah, so the ring peels. And it shows that? Oh yeah, peels all the skin off her finger
Starting point is 01:01:17 and she starts falling, screaming, falls straight, face first onto a fucking spike through her mouth. Screaming, screaming, screaming, cut to... Her baby's fine. No. No. This is somehow a pro-life movie. Okay, I thought the baby was going to become the main character.
Starting point is 01:01:37 Well, the little boy is... Screaming, cut to current day. Yeah. A girl, Stephanie is her name, screaming in her college classroom. Screaming away from a nightmare. Unusual. In her classroom. In a classroom. Franchise. Okay. Usually it's the person like waking up from a premonition. I think this is the first time. First time. That's not that. Yeah. So she wakes up screaming in a dream, from a dream. She fell asleep in class.
Starting point is 01:02:02 Professor says, Stephanie can you stay after class class so it's not good that she did this um cut to again she's screaming she wakes up in her bed now her she says to her roommate like I'm sorry I can't sleep I keep having this I keep having this nightmare and what's weird is Iris the person in my dream that's the name of my grandmother who I've never met but I think I'm dreaming about her. And her roommate says, well, why don't you go home and try to get some answers. Wow, people are so young now. Like, don't you feel old? Like, the way my grandma could never be just partying in the 70s, like, I feel like she was already dead by then. Like how young do you have to be to have a grandma that was 20s?
Starting point is 01:02:46 Anyways. I don't know. That was the grandma, it was 1969 and the grandma was just a, I can't do math. The grandma was, yeah, I don't know. I think we shouldn't linger. Okay. So she goes, that was my grandma.
Starting point is 01:03:03 So that was her grandmother and I'm young. So where's home for her? I don't know. Somewhere in Washington? It does seem Washington-y. Washington! Someone came here from Washington. It's like Moody and Mountainee and Green and Misty. It's giving Twilight. It's giving Twilight.
Starting point is 01:03:17 And it has like the space needle like walk off thing. Sky view. But so she goes home, drives home. She asks her dad when she gets there, where's mom's box of old stuff? I just kind of want to look through it. He's immediately like very cagey and weird. We find out that her mother left them when they were kids, she and her brother. So the mom is not in the picture anymore, but this is the maternal grandmother. Steph's brother Charlie comes downstairs
Starting point is 01:03:43 and says, I'm going to the cousins and Steph is like oh great I'll drive you let's go see them. In the car Charlie's like why are you here you never come home and she tells me about the nightmare and says I think it's about grandmother Iris I need to figure out what's going on with her I'm flunking out of school and if I don't figure out this dream like my life is over. Oh, wait. I have a question. Do they play Goo Goo Dolls Iris, like, throughout the film? Yeah, did I mention that? I'm just, like, hearing it right now.
Starting point is 01:04:13 It's beautiful. It's beautiful. They get to the cousin's house. It's Bobby, Eric, and Julia. They're looking for Bobby's turtle Paco and they're not happy to see Steph nobody is like seems that they're like oh wow you're home like again we're getting the vibe that she doesn't like come home a lot and people are sort of put off by her um she goes in the kitchen Steph goes in the kitchen and sees her aunt Brenda and her uncle Howard is
Starting point is 01:04:43 outside mowing the lawn we get a real close-up of him turning off the power button on that lawn mower. And he comes inside and Steph tells him, I've been having this nightmare, it's about grandmother Iris. Do you have any information on her I need to find her and talk to her? They're immediately like, you don't want to talk to Iris, don't deal with Iris. He says she's a deeply disturbed woman, end of story. He goes on to say, she keeps pushing, as he says, after our father died, Iris just snapped. She wouldn't let us go to school,
Starting point is 01:05:11 she locked us in the house, she obsessed about all the ways we could die. The state eventually came in and took us, but she tracked us down. She sent us letters about people dying, she said to us, obituaries, that woman is a sick and dangerous person. For your well-being and your safety.
Starting point is 01:05:26 Stay the hell away from her. And I'm like, this is news to this girl? This insane family history? But Steph, so then Howard goes back outside, Steph says to Aunt Brenda, like, please, this is ruining my life. I need to find out about Iris. And so Brenda's like, if you look in, it's like, she's like, if you go into the living room cabinet
Starting point is 01:05:47 in the bottom drawer, like, I- Find a little boy hiding from a fire. It's truly like this person we don't talk about who's like not a part of our lives. The letters are all in a box in the living room. Finds them, she finds a letter. It has a picture of Iris and Paul at the sky view.
Starting point is 01:06:04 Wait, so she lived? Well, just wait. I thought you said she got spiked. Didn't I? So, Steph finds the address for Iris on this letter, goes to her house, she drives up, it's like a huge gate with spikes on the outside. It's like, it's like full elephant's graveyard.
Starting point is 01:06:26 Like it's like, like, like, Jamie Lee Curtis in Halloween. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone agrees. It's like spikes everywhere and like husks of like metal and tires and like a little pond. It's like a little pond.
Starting point is 01:06:44 Fortified. Like Eartha Kitt from Eartha Scared Stupid. You guys remember that? Joel? Joel's kind of nodding so yeah. Thank you Joel. So she goes in Iris lets her in when she finds out who she is but she's being very like weird and intense and she's like Steph comes the door she knocks she lets her in as Steph knocks on the door it causes a fire extinguisher that's hanging outside the door to fall to the ground. Like a trap like a home alone trap? Or like a death trap? Like death is coming for Iris. Oh, it was an accident. Somehow she was spiked but lived. Well so she goes so Steph goes in and Iris is like, I'm so glad you're here, you must be here because
Starting point is 01:07:27 of my letters, you must be like, you must know the truth. And she says no I've just been having this nightmare about you at the Skyview and Iris says your nightmare was my premonition. Whoa. And we cut back. We cut back, we see Iris on the roof and the woman's hat blows off her head. And we see that Iris has just seen everything that was about to happen but has like zoomed back into the present before it has happened, which is how all the other Final Destination movies start. And so Iris now is like, oh my god, oh my god, I know what's going to happen, everyone's going to die.
Starting point is 01:08:00 So we see her, she like yanks the petty from the kid. She runs back down to the restaurant, she sees the crack on the dance floor, she stops everyone, she's like, stop, stop, stop, the dance floor's gonna crack, everyone's gonna die. She saves everybody. Everybody gets out, nobody dies. Wow.
Starting point is 01:08:13 Hero. Back to the present. Someone's not gonna like that. Oh yeah. Back in the present, Iris tells Steph, I saved all those lives, but they were never meant to be saved, and death doesn't like it when you mess with his plans.
Starting point is 01:08:29 His plans? His. That's a good point. Messing with the Katy Perry casting. And she says, over the years, he came back and took everyone who survived. And she says, she taught herself how to see him coming, the wind. And she shows Iris this big leather bound book. I love
Starting point is 01:08:52 this book. This book full of like manic sketches. Absolute nonsense. Newspaper clippings and like she's like it all makes sense. Like black pen drawings like a million. She's writing on top of previous writing so all of it's Like black pen drawings, like a million crosses. She's writing on top of previous writing, so all of it's illegible. And like some sketches. It's here, look, proof of everything that I'm saying. And so she's telling this to Steph,
Starting point is 01:09:15 and Steph is like, and Iris also keeps like looking over to me like, I knew you were watching, like talking to death as if death is like in the room with them. Steph is like, okay, this was a mistake, I shouldn't have come here. She's right. Well she's right. So believe, believe women. But she tells Steph, she's like, I've taught myself how to keep death away for years. I've kept him off me for years. But it came for me, I was just diagnosed with cancer and I was diagnosed two months ago and Steph says that's when I started having
Starting point is 01:09:48 my nightmares. And Iris tells Steph death is coming for our family and Steph's like okay well I gotta go like this is I this isn't gonna help me this is actually I was this was a mistake and she and she goes to leave and Iris is panicked like oh my god no no you have to say you have to stay. She says wait and then puts on and I don't want the world to see me because I don't think they'd understand. She's like Iris, Iris, Iris that's my name! That's me! But Steph is running out and Iris is desperate to catch her and she's like, oh my god, no, no, no, I have to tell you the truth.
Starting point is 01:10:29 She walks out and she says, gives her the book, and says, take this book. And Iris says, or Steph is like, what are you doing? And she says, seeing is believing. And she says, step back. And we see the wind blows, the weathervane off the roof falls, pierces that fire extinguisher, which shoots the weathervane out forward, back through her head, through her mouth,
Starting point is 01:10:55 blood splatters all over Steph, dead. What? That is proving a point. That is how you prove a point, right there. I'm impressed. Yeah. She does. I can see it. How did she know that was gonna happen? I thought she was doing the cancer thing. Cause in the book. She knows. Saw it in the book. Cut to her funeral, the whole family's there. And Darlene, Steph's mom, shows up in a van. They're like, wow, we haven't seen Darlene
Starting point is 01:11:25 for a really long time. Howard, the uncle, is way too chill about it. He's like, hey, you're here. And it's like, this woman abandoned her whole family. And there's probably trauma here, but I guess we don't have to deal with it. And they're all gonna have a barbecue after the funeral. But Steph is like, I don't wanna be with my mom
Starting point is 01:11:38 because she left me, so I'm not gonna go to the barbecue. So the whole family leaves the funeral to go to a barbecue. Steph stays home to look through Iris' book. At the barbecue we see a couple things in quick succession. We see a red juicy nasty drink in a blender. We see Bobby breaks a glass and is like scooping glass into a trash can and we see one shard make it into the ice bucket. Yeah. Darlene arrives with some homemade cookies. Charlie tries one and asks is there peanut butter in this? She says yeah and they say Bobby's allergic to peanut butter. He's allergic to peanuts. How could
Starting point is 01:12:20 you do that? Like it's an awkward little moment between the whole family. But Howard's like let's have have drinks, drinks all around, trying to lighten the mood. They put some drinks and ice in the blender, including that shard of glass. They blend it up, cut to everybody with a glass in their hands about to do a toast. These aren't blended drinks.
Starting point is 01:12:36 Did you notice this? They're not blended? They're not blended drinks. What was that? A continuity error. I was like, why did the ice go in the blender? I'm going to talk about this for the rest of the show. Um.
Starting point is 01:12:47 Is it okay to have just a little bit of glass though? I wondered this too, I was like, what if it's happening? I think if it's blended, it's fine. If you blend it enough, gotta be fine. Right, like what's it really gonna do? It's just sand then. A little bit blended. And we all drink sand sometimes.
Starting point is 01:12:59 Yeah, exactly. Girl actually gets sand all day. Yeah. We see cousin Julie take a sip of her drink and immediately start choking and like grasping her throat. Oh my god. Oh my god It's fake out. There was about a drink. She's allergic to glass! We're flashing back now between Steph reading the book and seeing all the manic scribbling and the barbecue and all the various ways of the barbecue that they could die. We're seeing the they light the barbecue and
Starting point is 01:13:23 a bunch of flames come up. We see there's splinters on the Jenga, which is like, um, we see, splinters on the Jenga. Is it gonna be that? Is it gonna be that? We see a trampoline and there's like a big spiky rake underneath it.
Starting point is 01:13:40 We like zoom in on the glass and the ice bucket, which I thought went into the blender again, make it make sense. And back at steps, a family zoom in on the glass and the ice bucket, which I thought went into the blender again, make it make sense. And back at steps, a family photo falls off the wall, breaking the glass and a shard of glass slides across the floor and lands at her feet. And so she's like, I gotta go see my family. So she gets in the car, drives to the barbecue. Back at the barbecue, we see Howard gets in the trampoline.
Starting point is 01:13:59 He's on the trampoline with Bobby, jumping around, having a great time. Darlene sees the rake underneath and is like, stop, wait. Pulls the rake out, leans it against the fence. Phew, we're fine. Steph arrives. Oh we see Brenda is taking food off the barbecue, knocks over a beer bottle. We see it falls onto the lawnmower, hits the power button. Steph arrives. Howard's so excited to see her. J off the tram, oh my god, Steph, you're here, starts walking towards her. We see he steps on that shard of glass that somehow ended up on the grass, don't worry about it.
Starting point is 01:14:33 It goes also, by the way, all the way through his foot, bottom to top. Oh yeah, it does. But now he's hopping around, clutching his foot, he's like, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, clutching his foot. Which also, like, you're not. He's not fine. He's really not fine. also like, you're not. He's not fine.
Starting point is 01:14:45 He's really not fine. Even if it's just that. It's not fine. I would be like, oh my God. Do you guys see this? A piece of glass just went through my foot. Through my foot. I see the bottom and the top.
Starting point is 01:14:58 Like you're not fine, what are you talking about? And he's hopping around and something about, I don't know, the like, the shh, shaking the ground, the hopping, the rake falls off the fence, hits the lawnmower, like the handle, to push it forward. Howard's jumping, he's hopping on one foot, so he falls back, and the lawnmower comes up over his face.
Starting point is 01:15:22 Lawnmower's his face to death. That's a new one, that's a new one. Smash cut, another casket. In, in, I, because I rewatched a lot of them before this and just want to remind in, in Final Destination 3 in the tanning bed one there's one of the greatest edits of all time where they're in the tanning beds next to each other and die, and then it smash cuts to their coffins next to each other. It's incredible. It's great.
Starting point is 01:15:52 That's not funny. It's actually really sad. You're right. You're right. I'm sorry. It's really sad. Let's be respectful. We get a research montage. Steph is back in this notebook. She's's be respectful. We get a research montage. Steph is back in this notebook. She's looking for clues.
Starting point is 01:16:07 We see, she sees on a page, JB found someone who survived and she writes in her notebook, who is JB? So it's really getting her somewhere. She takes out, there's all these like newspaper clippings in the notebook. She hangs them all on the wall.
Starting point is 01:16:21 We see she's writing like a little family tree of her whole family tree. She calls everybody in for a little family meeting. And she's like, okay, I figured it out. I figured it out. She says, this, Iris' notebook, it contained all the people who were at the Skyview that night. All of them went on to die in really strange, horrible ways. And what's even more strange is they all died in the exact order they die in really strange, horrible ways.
Starting point is 01:16:45 And what's even more strange is they all died in the exact order they die in the premonition. And so it took years for death to come for everyone, but it finally got to Iris, who was the last to die in the premonition. And the family is very upset. They're like, we just came from a funeral. Like, what the fuck is this?
Starting point is 01:17:07 But Steph goes on to say, because it took so long for death to get to everyone, a lot of those people went on to have families and they had children who should have never been born. Bloodlines. So death, bloodlines. Oh my God. So death.
Starting point is 01:17:23 I'm just putting that together. Fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what that means. So death took them too. And so death is coming for us because we were never supposed to exist. And she says but dad and aunt Brenda they're safe because they're not part of the bloodline but everybody else death is coming for us and the way that the pattern works, who's appointed as a law, is that they come safe because they're not part of the bloodline. But everybody else, death is coming for us. And the way that the pattern works, who's appointed as law, is that they come for each branch of the family,
Starting point is 01:17:49 separately starting with the oldest. So death came first, came for Iris, and then went to her oldest, which is Howard. And it's gonna go through for his children in order. So first Eric, then Julia, then Bobby. Then it's gonna go to Darlene. This is sick how you have the family tree memorized. I don't need these.
Starting point is 01:18:08 Then it's gonna go to Darlene, then me, then Charlie. They are not happy to hear this, and they're like, this isn't about us, like what are you talking about? Like this is really sick that you're turning our father's death into like some conspiracy theory. We don't wanna hear this. They all all storm out and Steph is left with her mom Darlene who's like don't let yourself get caught up in our my grandmother's
Starting point is 01:18:32 crazy fantasies like don't let it take over your life the way it did mine and Steph says thanks for the advice but I really don't need a mom anymore. Oof. Oof. Wow. Yeah. Zen. We're in a tattoo parlor we all saw in the trailer. This was your guys' big handoff?
Starting point is 01:18:51 That was the big handoff. So did you say in the green room, like when I say, I really don't need a mom anymore, it's your turn then? I have it in my notes, I don't need a mom anymore. We didn't talk about it actually. And guess what? We didn't even talk about it. Wow.
Starting point is 01:19:04 Didn't even talk about it. Wow. Impeccable. It's pretty good right? Give it up for the girls. How good are they? Yeah, give it up. This is so fun. Thank you, thank you. So Eric is working at this tattoo parlor. he is theoretically next in line. Important to note that he's wearing a leather jacket with no shirt. His vibe is kind of like hardcore emo. Really cool. Like he's de-gloved a couple girls. Definitely. He's got a lot of piercings and his dad presumably died. I think he says my dad died yesterday. Yesterday? And he's the boy from the trailer. He's the boy from the trailer. Yes and he's so chill about it. He's like, oh my dad died yesterday. I yesterday after work. Can you believe it? It's like bizarre. And his boss is so mean to him.
Starting point is 01:20:07 His boss is mean. His boss comes in and is like, lock up after me and close down the shop and like don't touch any of my liquor. And it's like... That's stuff that every boss says. His dad died yesterday. Boss is so mean.
Starting point is 01:20:20 He's like, lock up the shop when you're done. Don't touch my liquor. It's like, okay, Sammy, ever had a job? Ha ha ha ha. So we see that he's piercing someone's tongue and it looks really gnarly. That's who he's like saying everything to. He's like complaining to this girl who's like, just please pierce my tongue and go, please. And then she runs out and
Starting point is 01:20:52 he's closing up shop like his boss told him to because that's his job. And he's wiping things down with disinfectant. We see the little logo that's like flammable liquid. We're clocking that. We see the ceiling fan whirring. There's chain decorations hanging around, really close to the fan. Too close, I think. We see this bobble head that's kinda teetering
Starting point is 01:21:23 on the edge of something. We're just, you know, getting these close-ups. What's it going to be? It's never what you think. I know. This time I know, though. This time you know, yeah. He gets a text from Stephanie.
Starting point is 01:21:35 I was almost going to say sexed because I mixed it up and that would be awkward. Different movie. It's his cousin. So it's not a sex. It's a regular text. And she's very worried about him because... He's next in line. He's next in line and is checking in. He texts back, fuck off, cause I'm trying to sleep.
Starting point is 01:21:55 That's a lie. Just a pretty normal text, I think. But he's working. He's lying, Lisa. He's lying because he doesn't want her to worry about him. When does he put on Eric's sad mix? Not yet.
Starting point is 01:22:05 I'll tell you. OK. Because this is when he's put on, excuse me, during this closing by himself. He's put on his hardcore mix at this point. But as he closes his phone, the text from Stephanie, he sees his wallpaper is a picture of him and his dad. And he gets sad.
Starting point is 01:22:23 And he scrolls to that sad mix and here we go. I can't live without you. I don't want the world to see me. A lot of singing in this one. It's really nice. You guys are actually really good. We should do it more. He's given himself a tattoo that says, Dad. There's one shot of the tattoo gun that was like the,
Starting point is 01:22:51 it's like a cross section of the skin and all the needles going in his breast. Freaks me out, yeah. I didn't like that. Still get more. We see the bobble head falls off and falls off. It's a little counter thing, hits another thing, we all saw it in the trailer.
Starting point is 01:23:08 And knocks over the disinfectant. The ceiling fan hits the chain, or the chain falls down and hooks onto Eric's septum ring. The chain's getting wrapped up, pulling it totter and and tauter. I've never said it in that way before. I've only used taut. Tauter and tauter.
Starting point is 01:23:30 Tauter and tauter. Did you feel that in your plums, Emily? I was like, I didn't laugh. I was like, what would I do? Like, what do you... Did you like give it a little yank in the theater? I'm doing it now. I'm doing it now.
Starting point is 01:23:44 And I'm like, could I get it off fast? Like, I don't know. It would just rip through your nose. Nothing bad would happen to you other than that. It would be, yeah. And it was like, it would suck, but like you'd be fine. Yeah. Yeah. So the movie's not real.
Starting point is 01:23:54 Yeah. Yeah. So the movie's not real. Yeah. So the movie's not real. And as he's like, losing length of the chain, he's trying to climb higher to give himself more time to unhook it, climbs on a chair,
Starting point is 01:24:08 stands on the glass display case. That falls through, glass is shattering everywhere. He knocks over a lamp that ignites the disinfectant, causing a fire, and he gets it out, right? Yeah. Okay. In the nick of time of time great so he's fine and yet and I'm not sure how but he's still he falls falls into the fire and is screaming and we cut to a wide of the whole place burning down. Denso Bunso. How many more are left in the bloodline?
Starting point is 01:24:47 Most of them. This year. We've only just begun. Does it feel that way? So we see the next morning, Steph and Charlie are looking for Eric. We're stressed. Have you heard from him? Charlie hasn't heard from him. Charlie gets a text. The tattoo
Starting point is 01:25:10 parlor burned down last night. They gotta rush and see what happened and Steph is driving without looking at the Road Classic movie thing of just like talking to Charlie as she's driving not looking ahead hit someone not fatally but you know you don't want you've got a look you don't want to hit someone in any in any way and it's Eric Oh, okay. Not fatally, we said, not fatally, we said. He's alive. What the fuck? What the fuck? Wait, so he had a premonition? No. Was it that 71-year-old stunt woman in a wig?
Starting point is 01:25:52 Yeah. Maybe. They were like, it's your last hurrah, sweetheart. We're putting you in everything. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:26:02 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They get out, oh my god, Eric's alive, thank god. He says, firefighter said I was lucky I was wearing that leather jacket, saved my life. Wow, that's amazing. He has like a slight little bandage on his arm, but he's fine and he's being a real dick about it.
Starting point is 01:26:26 He's like flaunting around. He's like, death's not coming for me. You guys are being annoying. You need to chill. Leave me alone. Steph is freaking out, following him as he's walking towards his house, seeing all the potential causes of death on their walk.
Starting point is 01:26:43 Like there's a tree trimmer. She's like, watch out for that tree trimmer. That it could fall out. And like, watch out for these kids playing soccer. They could kick a ball in your face. And Eric is laughing at all of this, thinks they're being ridiculous. Arrives at home and Julia comes out.
Starting point is 01:27:05 She's in her exercise clothes, getting ready to go for a run. And a garbage truck pulls up. Steph is like, what? Stay away from the truck. We don't know what would happen with that truck. Eric's like, dancing on the truck, licking the truck. Like, I'm not not gonna die ever. And Julia says to Steph,
Starting point is 01:27:33 we're all getting pretty sick of your garbage. Wow. Then runs off like, not the main focus of the camera, what do you call it again? Just like in the background. She's in the background. and runs off like, not the main focus of the camera, what do you call it again? Just like in the background. She's in the background. She runs off on her run. Going on her run as Eric and Charlie and Steph
Starting point is 01:27:52 are still like going at it. And we see the tree trimmer fall, a leaf blower blows leaves in the boys playing soccer's eyes. They kick a soccer ball into Julia's head. She falls into a trash bin. Feet up. Feet up. And is lifted and dumped into the garbage truck. That's like Toy Story 3.
Starting point is 01:28:22 Well... Okay. Have you seen it? It's just like that. Three or four, I can't remember. You couldn't die from that, no. But from what comes next? It starts pretty quickly compacting. Like it's squish in the trash.
Starting point is 01:28:44 They like to squish things in these movies. No one can tell the garbage truck driver like stop. He's like, one second, press the button, there's nothing I can do. They're running after him, they're yelling. He's listening to music really loud. Yeah he's listening to what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, which I noticed is... was in the gym scene in the gym scene Yeah, wow, they really bought the rights for that Steph is jumping on the side of the trash truck trying to pull her out while the other two are trying to get the driver's Attention and she's saying like don't worry. You're not next like you're not gonna die
Starting point is 01:29:22 You're not gonna die as the compact. This is normaling thing is like getting tighter and tighter and it's like uh reaching for trying to pull her out and she's like her it closes on her from the jaw down and kind of pops off the top of her head and you see her like jaw fall off so yeah she apparently was next yeah it seems that way. The twist that one of them was like older than the other and they never knew it? Is that the twist? That's an interesting... There is a twist.
Starting point is 01:30:02 Someone's not part of the bloodline. Who thinks they're part of the bloodline? Henley. Y'all suck, I mean. She always does this. Right, Lisa? Right? It also happened in Toy Story 3.
Starting point is 01:30:21 Yes. A lot of infidelity in Toy Story 3. So we're now back at Cousin's house. Everyone's upset. Was there another funeral in there? No, there's too many. It's too expensive. We can't do that many.
Starting point is 01:30:39 We can't keep doing this. Everyone believes now. Seeing is believing. doing this. Everyone believes now, seeing as believing, and they're saying, Steph, we should have believed you, and Steph saying, no, like, I was wrong because I messed up the order, obviously, and Aunt Brenda's like biting her nails, like, there's something I gotta tell you guys, Steph. You weren't wrong. You just didn't have all the information. And that is that Eric is not Howard's son. Whoa.
Starting point is 01:31:17 I liked my twist better where someone's birth certificate was a little bit wrong. was a little bit wrong. So now we're like, again, no one really reacts to things in like normal ways. He's pretty upset. He's upset but in a way that's kind of like, come on. He's like, are you kidding? And that's kind of it. So he I think storms out and we're all kind of brainstorming okay who's next then that means Bobby is next and what can we do now that we believe you? Brenda's like about Bobby. The rest of the movie is just Brenda keep going, oh, fuck. So they're racking their brains. How can we do? And didn't the book say something
Starting point is 01:32:16 about somebody who survived? JB found someone who survived. And the mom, what's the mom's name? Darlene. Darlene is like JB. I know a JB. She talks about a JB. JB at a hospital. A hospital like Hope Hospital. Hope wins. Hope wins hospital and then they like say hospital name and they're like, ah that hospital is just one hour away. Let's go and find JB. They're all about to pile
Starting point is 01:32:49 into Darlene's RV when Eric runs out and says, did you guys do a nut check? Because... A nut check? Nut check! Oh, fucking nut check! Nut check! And he's like, it's like I know Darlene baked cookies with peanut butter in them, and Bobby is deathly allergic to peanut butter, and so did you bake those cookies in this RV? She says yes, she fucked up again, so it's pretty embarrassing. Are there ovens in RVs?
Starting point is 01:33:22 That feels insane. Never had a job, never been in an RV. And he goes in finds the peanut butter comes out goes to Bobby nut check. For real? Who are you? Oh, see Lisa, it's easier than you think. I'm just as good as her. She is as good. So now we are driving to the hospital, going to find JB. Steph notices some family photos in her mom's car, so there's a little like emotional tension there where she's like what are those photos for? Because I thought you left us because you don't like us and she's like why would you think that? She's like I wrote you every day.
Starting point is 01:34:17 Yeah it's that kind of vibes and she, I left because I was raised by a person who had this obsession. And it made like I bought into it. And I saw death everywhere. And I was making life hard for you kids. And so I left. And I'm sorry. And I'm here for you now. This movie is breaking my heart, honestly.
Starting point is 01:34:40 No. We arrive at the hospital. there's pretty funny, Bobby is joining with, they tried to like tell Bobby to stay home because it's dangerous but he was like I'd rather be with people and so they're all just kind of like walking like so nervous of everything and as they're entering the hospital there's a revolving door and Bobby's like so scared to go into it but he's fine and they find JB and it's Tony Todd William John Bloodworth blood worth yeah you better believe this guy yeah
Starting point is 01:35:23 or icon any and he's so good on this and he really looked so sick speaking of I love this guy. Tony Todd. He's great. He's Candyman. He's Candyman. Poor icon. And he's so good in this and he really looked so sick. Speaking of something scary, this is my phone background. Show me. Can he see? No. Wait, I wanna see. Is it Gremlin?
Starting point is 01:35:37 I'm to the side of you. Wait, wait, I can't. Yeah, yeah. Oh, cute. But I really scared a little. I was just back home and there was a little five-year-old and she was like, she was like, I know your sister has dogs.
Starting point is 01:35:47 And I was like, yeah. And then my phone lit up because I had a text and she went, do you have a pet monkey? It's a gremlin. It's a gremlin. Anyways, what an idiot. I said, get in the cupboard, you'll be safer in there. I said, get in the cupboard, you'll be safer in there. So they are, there's like Iris, our grandmother, wrote about you in the book, do you know what's
Starting point is 01:36:13 happening? He, of course, knows what's happening. He says, I've been waiting for you. Iris and I were good friends, she was a very special woman, and she saved my life. And he was the kid in the cupboard. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Tony Todd? Tony Todd! The actor! Tony Todd the actor. Does anyone know the city he died in? Los Angeles? Marina Del Rey. Wow. You're next Emily. What?
Starting point is 01:36:44 Uh oh. And that's the Tony Todd effect. So they realize, oh, cause Steph has dreamt about him, and says, oh, you're the kid, so you're the last to die. So Iris wasn't just protecting us, she was protecting us. They realize, oh, cause Steph has dreamt about him, and says, oh, you're the kid, so you're the last to die. So Iris wasn't just protecting us, she was protecting you as well. And she said that you found someone who beat death.
Starting point is 01:37:18 And he says, yes, there's two separate instances. You can either kill someone or die those are the ways to be death you kill someone and you take the time they have left yes and that's from Final Destination 5 someone does that and if you die like flatline and are brought back to life that gets confused tricks them that's from Final Destination 2 we're all gonna die it's okay we are all gonna die That gets confused. That's trick-some. Trick-some. That's from Final Destination 2. We're all gonna die. It's okay.
Starting point is 01:37:47 We are all gonna die. Let's just not do that. That is true. Let's not do any of this. Well, that's kind of what he goes on to say. This actually is like a pretty emotional scene. It's very emotional. And his final monologue is the creators told him like, just say what you want to say.
Starting point is 01:37:58 Like everybody knew he was about to die. It's very sad. He was very sick. He's been part of all these movies and they were like, just say what you want to say to the fans. And he gives us like really beautiful monologue about we're all going to die. We don't know when we're going to die, but just enjoy and treasure the time you have. That's all you can do. And it is like, it made me cry. It's so beautiful. Yeah. It is really emotional. I thought it wasn't an emotional film.
Starting point is 01:38:22 I know. Just that one part. Yeah, I did. Yeah. What the fuck? This emotional film. I know, just that one part. Yeah, I did. What the fuck? This part is. I know. So he leaves them with that, and they're like, okay, so we gotta kill someone. He's like, what the fuck are we gonna do now? Gotta kill someone or die.
Starting point is 01:38:37 No, we don't want to do either of those things. Mom, Steph, and Charlie are like talking okay what's plan B? We can maybe go to Iris's little little bunker safe house place but while they're chatting Eric and Bobby slip away and Eric says we just gotta we just gotta get you to Flatline and bring you back and no big deal and we'll save everybody. How old is Bobby again? They're like, Bobby's like, they're all adults. 20 and Eric's like 20 something. I don't know, they're like young, stupid.
Starting point is 01:39:10 All right. Yeah. Yeah. There is a scene where Eric and Bobby are walking through the hospital and they're still kind of debating, do we kill someone? And they're like, how could you even know how much time someone would have left?
Starting point is 01:39:23 And then they pass a room full of babies, the delivery room. And they're pretty tempted, and they're like, mmm, ooh, I like those odds. And then they're like, no, no, no. We can't, we can't, we can't, we can't, we can't. We can't kill a baby. Who would? We can't.
Starting point is 01:39:39 Then would you genuinely live to like 200 then? Yeah, honestly, like a nightmare, right? Like, do you get old? True. And the most embarrassing of all, But then would you genuinely live to like 200 then? Yeah, honestly like a nightmare, right? Like, do you get old? True. And the most embarrassing of all, everyone will be able to tell you killed a baby. That is so embarrassing.
Starting point is 01:39:52 She's so embarrassing, that's embarrassing. Hi, humiliating. But no, they decide they're not gonna kill a baby, they're not gonna kill anyone. They- Except Bobby. Yes, except Bobby. They are going to get some peanuts and... Flatline them like that?
Starting point is 01:40:13 I know, you were saying if he can flatline and come back to life, then no one else in the family has to die? It breaks the chain. It breaks the chain? It breaks the chain. Just go with it. So peanut allergies are like kind of a blessing
Starting point is 01:40:23 in disguise, probably. I'm sure you could find a doctor that would do it. You don't have to use peanuts. You think you could find a doctor that could kill you? Emily, look at all these wonderful facelifts all these Hollywood actors are getting. You don't think you can find one doctor,
Starting point is 01:40:37 if they can do that, they can certainly make you flatline for a little bit and bring you back. I mean, Kris Jenner has flatlined multiple times at this point. She's flatlining right now. If you find one doctor that can do it, do it to the whole family, you're good. You're done. You go to stockdoc.com.
Starting point is 01:40:49 Flatline is all. You go to the search bar. You type in flatlining. Group discount. You see five stars or above if you pick that one. Five stars or above. Whoa. Six stars?
Starting point is 01:41:00 This one's even better. You got six. That must be really good. So they find a vending machine with some peanuts. Bobby says, no, no, no. If I'm going to do this, I'm going to have the good stuff. He gets some knockoff Reese's peanut butter cups, probably for legal reasons.
Starting point is 01:41:17 Yeah, did not get the rights. Did not get the right. I can't imagine why Reese's didn't want to be associated with using their product to kill themselves temporarily. But of course, as they put the money in it and press little buttons, it gets stuck right at the end. And mind you, we're still, like,
Starting point is 01:41:38 Bobby is still next in line to die. Yeah, stakes are really high. And Eric just starts punching this vending machine, wiggling it, about to knock it over, and Poppy's like, okay, calm down, calm down. And it falls out. We get it. We got the peanut butter cups off-brand.
Starting point is 01:41:58 They sneak into a nearby dark room. Eric goes out to, he says, I'll be right back for some reason. And as he like closes the door behind him, a clipboard falls off the wall, hits some computer keys, something starts powering on. Bobby turns around and sees that it is an MRI machine. What? Yeah, this one's pretty crazy, you guys.
Starting point is 01:42:29 This was great. Yeah, let's go. A safety video starts playing, letting us know that, you know, take off your metal jewelry earrings because the MRI has a very powerful magnet. And surely it shouldn't turn on so easily. Just one little clipboard. Just a little clipboard smashing into the keyboard
Starting point is 01:42:51 turns it on. Okay, I have a guess. He has like a quarter up his butt. Pretty good. Something like that. Probably. And it's gonna rip it out of his butt or? It's honestly not too far.
Starting point is 01:43:03 I love where you're heads at, but not quite. I'm just trying. Henley, we can writers room this. We're writers. Like, if someone was like, OK, do we're writing the movie? Would they have the MRI? Corner up the butt. It's like a.
Starting point is 01:43:14 Corner up the butt. I mean, maybe. But we would have had to see it before. Maybe as a pacemaker, but that seems like too much for someone who also has a nut allergy. And a belly button ring would just come right out. We already did piercings. What could it be? It's like a metal arm like he's a Superman. Or he drank liquid steel. Yeah. Oh. Right? Like I don't know. Okay you guys can go.
Starting point is 01:43:37 Yeah okay. You're not like super far, but Eric comes back. He's found a wheelchair. Sits Bobby down in it, because he's going to die. And so he's like, I'll have this so I can run you out and get you resuscitated immediately. Give me your EpiPen, because I'll need that. He takes that. And Bobby says, just promise me one thing.
Starting point is 01:44:02 If I do die, that you'll take care of my turtle Paco because they live for like a hundred years Just kill Paco. I Thought I thought Paco should have had a bigger role in this movie. That's my one note is I just I Felt like we kept setting him up for something, but it was No, just we just got little nice little glimpses of him so Bobby eats the peanut butter cup and he starts going into Anaphylactic shock that's what happens right?
Starting point is 01:44:36 At least enjoy it for a second he does he does yeah What you might be able to eat yeah, yeah Yes, I know a stash of cashew I've it. Don't I don't like the public knowing that because somebody does want to kill me. Sorry don't give them to her! I know someone's gonna use that to kill me. But like do you think about what you might enjoy if you could? Yeah because I would love to know what a cashew tastes like. So many people were like that's my favorite nut and have no idea. They're overrated. It's fine. A walnut is so much better than a cashew. A which one? A walnut? Are you allergic to walnuts?
Starting point is 01:45:05 No. I don't really like any of it. Are you fine? Really? Yeah. I mean, peanut butter's that. I mean, sorry to anybody who's allergic to peanuts. But that's the best one.
Starting point is 01:45:12 That is the best one. Yeah. And you can eat that. I can have that. Yeah, great. Hell yeah. You're all good. You're fine.
Starting point is 01:45:17 But Bobby can't, and he's dying. OK. He's dying. He's grabbing for the EpiPen. Eric's not giving it to him. He's like, no, you gotta die, sorry. And something happens, another, something hits the keyboard, or no,
Starting point is 01:45:34 the magnet of the MRI is getting warmed up, it's getting stronger, we're hitting higher magnetism levels, and Eric's phone flies out of his pocket and somehow that hitting the MRI machine unlocks research power mode. This is not for a human being inside, this is for research. And Bobby is yeah like, like going into, his face is all swollen and he's fallen off the wheelchair and Eric is, like saw his phone fly out of his pocket,
Starting point is 01:46:16 he turns towards the MRI machine and you know all those piercings start flying out, his septum ring, his earrings, his nipple rings. Is anyone here in the medical field? Could this actually happen? Like if we turn an MRI machine on and we're in the room, can it start sucking things away? It depends on where the magnet is.
Starting point is 01:46:37 Like if it's on the top, then your belly button's just gonna rip out and pop. Yeah, but he's not even in the machine, they're just standing around the machine. But what about in research mode? It said it went over five Teslas, which is. Yeah, it's over level. We don't know.
Starting point is 01:46:52 We don't know. We don't know. And that's medical. Oh. That's medical. Okay, I actually have a legal case where. Oh. Can you talk about it?
Starting point is 01:47:01 This is live streaming. Your wheelchair actually levitated. Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Oh my god! Okay, okay, okay, okay. We've learned that it's real. It's real and that's exactly what's about to happen. Because there is a wheelchair in this room if you'll recall. Yes.
Starting point is 01:47:26 Well, but first another piercing comes into play. Yes, so Eric is being sucked towards this MRI machine. Now, by the dick. You see his dick going like, it's not erect, it's just pulled, pulled straight. Because he has a Prince Albert piercing and it's going towards the machine. We didn't guess that, damn it. No, but in the butt is like, that's why I was like,
Starting point is 01:47:49 you're pretty close. It's like, they're like there. It's in the front. Yeah, the dick is the butt of the front. Yeah. So Eric's being pulled in, dick first, into this MRI machine. As the wheelchair flies behind him, hits him in the back, and he's being folded in half, like,
Starting point is 01:48:14 like head, head, legs, stomach, shrooms. I just like, dick first, I don't know how else to say it. Like backwards, like scorpion thumbs. Like scorpion thumbs. Like folded in half, head back to leg, stomach first. It's bad. It's bad, and then the wheelchair starts breaking apart. It's getting sucked in, and so all the poles
Starting point is 01:48:40 of the wheelchair start stabbing through him. He fully gets folded in half, head to feet, poles of the wheelchair start stabbing through him. He fully gets folded in half head to feet through the MRI machine. While poles are stabbing through him. And meanwhile Bobby is dying. It's bad. Bobby's trying to get to the EpiPen. The EpiPen's in Eric's hand,
Starting point is 01:49:00 which is still dangling out, thank God. And gets to it it injects himself seems like everything's gonna be okay and then a nurse notices all the metallic objects flying off the desk realizes what's happening runs to the MRI room. She says research mode again. Not again. Research mode. We gotta turn off research mode. I said it should be more than one button. And as she opens the door, she sees the absolute carnage. Horrifying sight. It's really bad.
Starting point is 01:49:40 But sees that Bobby is alive and says, oh my God, are you okay? And at this moment, the vending machine that's right outside the door, like starts flying in, but that one spring that was holding the peanut butter cups shoots out of the vending machine right into Bobby's head and is like spinning and drilling through his forehead. Bobby's dead. Okay. Again, like cut to, thank you, thank you.
Starting point is 01:50:11 Wow. Wow. Wow. Yeah. Wow. Cut to Steph and Charlie crying again, just like, oh my God. It's been a rough two days. And they're like, why did this happen?
Starting point is 01:50:30 Eric was not in the bloodline. But as we learned from JB, when you mess with death, excuse me, when you fuck with death, things get messy. So they're again like, okay, we got to get to Iris' cabin. It's the only thing that's safe. If we stay out here, we're gonna die. Now Darlene is next. Wait, how many more are there?
Starting point is 01:50:57 Three. Jesus Christ. Buckle up folks, we're here for hours. Charlie says, do we just lock ourselves in the cabin forever? And Darlene says, not you, just me. As long as I'm alive, you'll be alive. This is what Iris was doing this whole time. So Darlene is essentially saying, like, I will take Iris' place to protect you. I don't want the world to know. I don't think that they'd understand. It's meant to be broken.
Starting point is 01:51:37 I just want to know who I am. Beautiful. I am who I am. It was beautiful. Because Steph has these little premonitiony moments, she's like, I have to go with you because the journey there is going to be very dangerous. And I'll be able to see kids playing soccer being dangerous and that sort of thing. So they have a big group hug, like, OK, we're
Starting point is 01:52:04 going to go together and as they do a penny falls out of Iris's pocket and rolls. Penny's going out of the parking lot in a way that's insane for like any situation. Drive too fast you can die on the road. Drive too fast you can die. That's exactly right. And so she zooms out of the parking lot.
Starting point is 01:52:46 She's not looking left or right. She's just assuming she has the right of way, which she does not. And almost gets hit and then is like, oh my god, can you believe what almost just happened? It's like, yeah, you were driving crazy. And so Steph is gonna drive. And we see in the parking lot an old lady.
Starting point is 01:53:11 Evette? I don't think it's Evette, but maybe. Picking up that lucky penny. I think this one was the descendant of that fucking kid. That's why I was like this one is that bloodline. Yeah, yeah. I hate him. They make it to the cabin. Steph, again, like sees the wind and is like,
Starting point is 01:53:35 he's about to make a move. It's about to happen, but I don't know what. It's not helpful at all. There's no soccer ball here, I don't know what to do. I don't know what's gonna happen, but something is I don't know what's going to happen. But something is. So they have to get in. It's like fortified in a way that they, the only way they can get in is driving full speed
Starting point is 01:53:52 through the gate. And it works, but then they're like slamming on the brakes so they don't crash into the cabin and stop just in time right at the edge of this pond. I mean, it's a pond. It's like a little pond. It's like a puddle. It's a small pond.
Starting point is 01:54:07 Yeah, it's basically a puddle. I don't know what it's doing there, but they fall into it. But they're kind of teetering on the edge of it in a way that we're like, okay, well, someone's gonna have to move around there, I guess. I mean, I said it already. I said the phone.
Starting point is 01:54:19 Oh. And as the force of slamming on the brakes, something falls off a shelf and hits Steph's seatbelt buckle and breaks the little part that you press to release it. They quickly realize she can't get out. She says, you guys go, just get mom inside. If mom's inside and doesn't die, then I'm safe. We see from the scene where they went to Iris' earlier a little like
Starting point is 01:54:49 something was set in motion earlier where a rope was burned and has been slowly breaking this whole time and just now falls and it hits a like gas turns on this gas stove and then a ember flies in from somewhere gas leak ignited house explodes before Darlene and Charlie can get inside they're thrown backwards from the from the explosion and the RV is knocked into the teeny tiny pond. And Steph is completely submerged. It truly looks like it is like this deep. I don't know how it happened. Just immediately submerged too. She's just, it's very funny. And we see that Charlie is pinned under some fallen debris. We don't see where Darlene is, but he's calling out to her. Steph's trying to unbuckle, can't unbuckle. Mom finally, we see her get up
Starting point is 01:55:57 from somewhere. She's like half-burned, like two-faced. Yeah, she's really burned. It's nasty. She's got gnarly burns and she uses her mother's strength. You get it. Mm. Mm-hmm. To free Charlie from this fallen debris, lifting it off of him like a car. Nothing can stop her.
Starting point is 01:56:19 All mothers can do it. Yup. And she gets him out and he's like, oh, mom, like you look so bad, like, oh, you're so... Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, mom. He's really worried about her. Like, oh, my God, something really bad happened. And she's like, no, no, go save your sister, go save your sister. And he starts kind of walking towards the RV and she's like, I'm gonna stay alive as long as I can. And then a telephone pole falls down on top of her and kills her.
Starting point is 01:56:48 She's dead. Charlie goes to the RV, starts looking for something to cut through the seatbelt, finds a knife, cuts himself pretty badly with the knife. It's like one of those switchblades that like, like I said, that's what a switchblade is. Switch blade, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like any of them. It like comes out of a little like handle thing.
Starting point is 01:57:08 And so he's cutting through the seatbelt, but it like flings back into his hand, like cuts through his fingers. It's really nasty. But it's really, it's one of those things that I was like, like the stepping on the glass. It's like, well, I wouldn't be able to do anything after that.
Starting point is 01:57:23 Sorry. You just be like, well I tried. Like, okay, well. But he's gotta keep going. But he's gotta keep going. And he does. But he's struggling to cut this and we see kind of Steph's POV fading to black
Starting point is 01:57:40 and she's losing consciousness and screen goes black. black and she's losing consciousness and screen goes black. Then we hear her coughing as Charlie resuscitates her giving her CPR. She's alive. They're so happy hugging each other. You died and I brought you back. This is the thing that we had to do. So they're like so happy for a second and then they're like, ooh, but mom? She's dead. Yeah, mom's dead. And that stings, so.
Starting point is 01:58:16 And that stings. That really stings. But to be fair, mom's been gone a long time. True. Yeah. So, cut two, it's a new day sometime later, but probably not that much longer later, but the sun is shining.
Starting point is 01:58:32 We see Paco being cared for by- Paco does come back. Steph and Charlie's dad, who has been absolutely so unhelpful during this whole thing. Like, his children have been facing down death everywhere they go and he's kind of just been like, all right well I don't like talking to your mom so... so you guys have you guys have fun. Charlie's getting ready to go to prom once again acting like everything is fine after like your
Starting point is 01:59:03 whole family has died. I don't think this is that much later. I was like a week. I might skip prom if it were me but you only get one prom. That's true. Life goes on. There's like triumphant music playing like we did it. We're gonna live forever. Fuck death and et cetera, et cetera. And as Steph is pinning on the little flower onto Charlie's suit, she pricks her finger and gets a bad feeling. Pricking the finger is something that happens a lot
Starting point is 01:59:37 in these movies. I don't think it happened in the beginning, too. It did. Did I say it? I don't remember. Well, it did. We're saying it now. And we cut to the old lady that picked up the lucky penny stopping at a nearby lemonade stand.
Starting point is 01:59:54 You remember her? Like you recognized her? It was like, she came up like 10 minutes ago in the movie. Oh, okay. Wow. It was like hours ago. I know. I know. And as she's paying for her lemonade, the penny falls out of her coin purse, starts rolling down some steps onto a train track and gets wedged just so. In a way that looks bad.
Starting point is 02:00:23 I don't know how train tracks typically work but how stronger pennies? That too, yeah. We cut back to Charlie introducing Steph to his date's dad. He's like, oh this is Jenny's dad and Jenny's dad's like has his arm around Charlie and he's like,, I heard he's quite the lifesaver. And Steph says, yeah, he brought me back from the dead. And Jenny's dad goes, hello. It's such a dick move, it's so funny. It's the great, imagine, just, I know, we've been here for eight hours, but just imagine, imagine you are meeting your prom date's
Starting point is 02:01:09 fucking family for some reason, and she's like, oh my God, he saved my life, he's here, he brought me back from the dead, and he goes, well. Eh. Well. What does he know? He's like, if you drown, he's a doctor, they do make a point of being like, he's a doctor.
Starting point is 02:01:21 He's a doctor, but he's also a fucking dick. But he's an asshole, yeah. He's like, if you drown your unconscious, like he brought you back from unconsciousness, but you weren't dead. You weren't dead. And they're both like, doh, doh, doh, doh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Starting point is 02:01:35 So actually, it wasn't that big of a deal. And Charlie says, so she wasn't dead? And he says, exactly. Uh-oh. He's such an asshole. Steph starts getting the death shivers. Like the little wind is happening. We hear a train approaching. We see a 60s era car driving across the train tracks.
Starting point is 02:02:01 Like the premonition. Like the premonition. And the train goes. Like the premonition. Like the premonition. And the train goes off the rails straight towards them, crashing through houses in this suburban neighborhood. It breaks through concrete like it's a wave of water. Like, can that be? And they're running from it. It's coming for just them. Nobody else is in danger. They're running, they're running. Stephanie.
Starting point is 02:02:31 They're also the only ones running. Yeah. Steph falls and Charlie gets her up and they keep running and then the train slows to a stop just in time and they say a big few and it was a really close call and then something falls and another train car slides forward filled with logs logs boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom in the end someone, I thought they beat death, I thought that's how it's supposed to go. They did not. The bloodline is over. Yeah, death came for them and it fucking got them. It got them.
Starting point is 02:03:33 So is there gonna be another one, do we think? Probably, I think probably if it made, what, like 280 million dollars? This one did great. This one did great and like, it's the best possible premise. And if you can just think of funny, fun ways for people to die, just keep it coming.
Starting point is 02:03:47 It's just fun. It's just fun. It's not gross, it's not bad. It's not just fun. It's not bad, it's fun. It's just fun. I don't think I'd want to see it though. Okay.
Starting point is 02:03:59 I mean, Lisa, what do you think? Lisa, I just had an idea. Like, what if there was a witch here and And she pulled, and she, and she. I was thinking the same thing. Okay. Let me get, like, the vibe of the room. Like, let's say a witch was here and she was like, I'm gonna close my eyes and I'm gonna feel
Starting point is 02:04:13 how someone in the room dies, but I'm not gonna say who. I'm gonna write it down, then I'm gonna read it out loud. Would we all consent to hearing that? Yes. Yes. Okay, she, Lisa, okay, okay, okay. Should we do it? No, Lisa can't do this.
Starting point is 02:04:25 Bring out the witch. Lisa! Ah! She had not do this. I would wanna hear that, no. I wouldn't wanna hear, I don't think I would consent. I think we'd have to be unanimous consent and I'm sure there's some people in here
Starting point is 02:04:35 that would not consent. Put it behind if you're not. I don't wanna hear it. Even if we have a one in whatever chance. I don't wanna hear it. I don't wanna know. Unless it's being fucked to death. Ha ha ha. I claim it's being fucked to death.
Starting point is 02:04:46 I claim it in the name of Jesus. Wow. Thank you guys so much for sharing that with me. I have so much to say. Thank you for sharing. You guys did a wonderful job. Give it up for our storytellers. Oh my god.
Starting point is 02:05:01 Yeah. Wow. You guys fucking rocked that. That was so fun to hear. I was already scared of MRIs and now. Yeah. Now we have. And Emily.
Starting point is 02:05:13 Woo! And Emily! And Emily! Woo! And Emily! And Emily! And Emily Seth! Woo!
Starting point is 02:05:21 Woo! This has been a real thrill, thrill of our lives. Thank you for staying up past bedtime with us. Thank you for staying up so long with us. On a school night, no less. Thank you for coming from how, wherever you came from to be here. This is very special. Did I say thank you to Grace in the beginning?
Starting point is 02:05:41 Because if I didn't- Thank you, fucking Grace. Sorry, everybody, give it up for Grace. Grace is our producer. Grace came from England. I did say it. Because if I didn't. Thank you, fucking Grace. Sorry, everybody give it up for Grace. Grace came from England. I did say it. We did. I did say it.
Starting point is 02:05:50 We did. But it's worth saying again. And yeah, I feel like. I feel like we did it. That's the show. So, from all of us here at Too Scary Didn't Watch. Goodbye. Goodbye. Bye. all of us here at Too Scary Didn't Watch.
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