Too Scary; Didn't Watch - FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES (LIVE!) with Lisa Gilroy
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This is Emily, Henry, and Sammy, and you're listening to Too Scary Too Scary Didn't Watch, the horror movie recap podcast for those too scared to watch for themselves. I'm Emily and I am too scared to watch scary movies. Woo! I'm a lesbian!
I'm a lesbian!
I'm Henley, and I'm also too scared to watch scary movies.
Woo!
I'm Sammy, and I love watching scary movies.
And so I watch them so that you don't have to.
And we are live.
Oh, excuse me.
Sorry, sorry. We're live at Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles.
Yes.
And yeah, give it up for Los Angeles.
They need it.
They need it.
And we're so excited to be here.
We're so thankful that you guys are here.
We heard some people flew from Washington, from Tennessee, from Ohio. Grace, our producer, came from England. I know what it is.
I know that country. We know all the parts of it. And we want to say thank you to our merch table assistants.
Woo!
You might have recognized tour respondent Joel Jensen.
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You might not have recognized, but you'll
be excited to hear that one of them was Henley's husband, Tim.
Father Tim! Father Tim!
Father Tim!
I didn't like that.
And the third guy, huge announcement is my boyfriend Duncan.
Oh my god!
It's a hard launch.
Some people do it at Wimbledon, some people do it at Glastonbury, we do it right here
at Dynasty Typewriter. Wow, okay, we're also, so our scary thing this week is,
is right now happening.
But you all have come here to be with us,
and it's scary for everyone right now,
and we asked some of you to tell us
if anything scary happened to you this week, We want to talk to some of you. We picked a few. Picked a few. Look,
all of you had wonderful things. Some of them honestly too scary to talk about.
Too scary, yeah. Some of them were too scary. It's still like a show. We want the vibe to be fun.
But Nikki just had a recent situation with her dog.
Is Nikki?
Nikki's in a hat!
Yeah, baby!
Oh, she got a hat.
Hi, Nikki.
How are you?
I'm doing great.
How are you?
I'm doing great.
Would you like to tell everybody the scary thing that
happened to you this week?
Yeah, so I have a now one-year-old puppy.
His name is Hunter.
He's a German Shepherd, Cattle Dog mix, so very, very fun.
So we've been struggling with some eye redness.
We couldn't really figure out what was going on.
And we did find out that it is allergies. Now I have to in addition to
giving him eye drops this 75 pound puppy eye drops we also have to rinse his eyes
with like a sterile water solution twice a day
for potentially forever.
No, no.
What is he allergic to?
We don't know, but it was pretty much like
nothing else is getting, like it's not a bacterial infection.
It's not, they even like thought
maybe it was an autoimmune condition.
I think you have to move.
We might have to move. Yeah. We might have to move.
Yeah.
We might have to stay inside forever.
We'll stay inside.
How does one rinse a dog's eyes?
Yeah, tell us.
Walk us through that.
Treats help.
Treats help.
It does take two people.
And you just kind of have to use the element of surprise.
Oh my gosh.
Got to catch them off guard and
just squeeze that bottle into their eye. Wow bless you that's good that's good pet
ownership everybody. Nikki's a good pet owner. You're gonna get through this.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for sharing.
Thank you for sharing. Thank you for sharing.
Give it up for Nicky and Hunter, everybody.
Yeah.
Okay, I'll go next.
Um, so someone's engagement ring was lost.
Oh. Oh.
Um, Marisa? Mar- Mar Marissa? I'm so sorry.
Tell me how to pronounce your name.
Marisa.
Marisa.
We're coming to you, Marisa.
We're coming to you, Marisa.
That was my guess.
I know.
Sammy told me and I said-
I was like, it's going to be Marisa.
I don't know.
You're right.
Could be wrong.
We got to ask.
Can you tell us about what happened?
I was at Dockweiler State Beach with my sister.
Keep going.
And-
And I was at the beach with my sister.
And I was at the beach with my sister.
And I was at the beach with my sister. And I was at the beach with my sister. And I was at the beach with my sister. And I was at the beach with I was at Dockweiler State Beach with my sister.
Keep going.
Yeah.
And I'd recently lost some weight
and my finger swelling has gone down
so my engagement ring is really slippery on my finger
and I didn't realize that.
And I took my shirt off to tan
and I'm assuming that it flung off at that moment.
I had no idea until I was tanning and I flipped over
and I was like, something feels weird,
something's not right.
Oh no.
And I looked down at my finger and it was gone.
Oh.
A worst nightmare.
I sprung up and I looked at my sister and I said,
my ring's gone.
And she thought I was joking.
She thought it was not.
And I was like, nope, it's gone.
It, somewhere over here, everything was sparkling
on the sand so I couldn't tell if that was my ring. Somewhere over here, everything was sparkling on the sands.
I couldn't tell if that was my ring.
Magical.
It was pretty.
It was a beautiful sunny day.
Yeah, besides the ring being lost, it sounds like you're having a beautiful time.
That sounds really nice.
I was.
I had my sunblock on.
I was getting a really good tan.
The waves were sounding great, and then record scratch.
And then the lifeguard tried to help us
by shuffling his feet and then he said,
wait, don't shuffle your feet
because that will bring the ring deeper in the sand.
Oh, but he really was being earnest.
He was invested.
And I guess there's some men,
some older men, maybe retired men,
that come around the beaches in Los Angeles
with their little metal detectors.
So I called one and he said,
I can be to you in about two and a half hours.
Wait, I'm sorry.
You called one?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You, what?
You called, how did you find this man's number?
Are they the first things you'll find on Google
if you type in Los Rihon Beach?
Los Rihon Beach? $50. you'll find on Google. If you type in, lost ring on beach. Lost ring on the beach?
$50.
They'll come to you.
That's a steal for your engagement ring.
So if anybody ever loses a ring.
I never suspected they were on the job.
That is really interesting.
I thought it was just a little hobby,
a fun little thing they did.
Yeah, they're on call.
Maybe it's both.
So if he came?
It's probably both.
No.
Yeah, business and pleasure.
Yeah.
So I was prepared to sit there for two and a half hours.
My phone was on 42% and I was like, well, I'll just watch the waves.
And then as my sister is getting ready to leave, she zeroed in on something.
She was going to leave you?
Yeah.
She was going to leave me.
Well, I got to go.
She's like, I had enough of this.
But she zeroed in and she said, is that your ring right there?
And I mean, we had been fooled so many times
with the sparkles in the sand.
Right, right, right.
The sparkles, yeah, of course.
I had no hope.
But no, it was the back of my band sticking,
just barely peeking out of the sand.
And she found it.
Oh, we got it, we found it.
Oh.
Big few.
Wow. Lisa, thank you so much for sharing with us.
That was so loud.
I'm so glad.
That story had peaks and valleys.
That was so, yeah.
Yeah.
How is it fitting now?
Much better.
Are we getting it tightened?
Yeah, we gotta get it tightened.
It's getting tightened.
And next time we go to the beach, it's staying in the car.
Yeah, maybe.
There we go.
There we go.
Yeah, it's great. Wow the car. There we go, there we go. Yeah great. Wow
congratulations. What a journey. And everybody check out Duckwiler Beach. Pretty great.
Wow give it up. Give it up for love, for engagement. Thank you. Wow. Okay we have one more scary
thing and nothing else is scary in the whole world after that. No that's it. Wow. OK, we have one more scary thing.
And nothing else is scary in the whole world after that.
No, that's it.
Absolutely nothing.
Erin, something with a cat.
Hi!
Hi, sweetie!
Hi, I'm really nervous.
Hi.
So are we.
So are we.
So are we.
Like, this is really hard.
We'll be nervous. But this story. I figured you would appreciate a cat related to you or us. Hi, how are we? So are we. We're nervous too. This is really hard. We'll be nervous together.
I figured you would appreciate a cat related to you.
You were right.
So sometimes in the morning when I'm getting ready
and I'm brushing my teeth, I like to go and pet my cat
because brushing your teeth is boring.
And so I look back and I see her just lying there,
which is normal, but I sense something was wrong
and so I went over to go and pet her and she did not respond when I touched her and she seemed kind of limp
and then next to her I noticed a huge hairball.
Like a gigantic hairball, the biggest hairball you've ever seen.
Like rivaling the dick from 28 years ago.
Not quite that big, but.
Anyway, so.
Just that shocking.
Yes, yes, yes.
Sure.
It was quite alarming.
And so I start shaking her and I'm like,
Mia, Mia, Mia, you gotta wake up.
And he wakes up and,
there's my husband right here, by the way.
Hi.
He's like, oh, it'll be okay.
And I'm like, no, she's dying.
And then she comes to and she kind of walks
like she's drunk.
She runs under the bed probably because I scared her.
And she was totally fine.
She just passed out.
And I Googled it, of course.
And apparently that can happen.
So, what might happen?
Hairball exhaustion? Just kind of like took exhaustion. Yeah hairball is so hard she passed
out immediately. Yeah it can like trigger a nerve I guess. And yeah anyways. And then
we also realized how like not often I am prepared for emergencies because I'm very rarely wearing a bra or pants. So I was like, oh my God, I need to brush through to the vet.
I need a bra, I need pants.
And yeah.
So now you have a go bag ready and
Yeah, emergency bra, emergency pants.
It's just so many house of pants.
Smart.
Wow, I honestly, I have four cats.
I did not know this was a thing.
So I'm going to be prepared.
Yeah, it could happen.
It could happen.
It could happen to you.
But she immediately acted as if nothing happened.
Sure, they're very cool.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wow.
Thank you, Mia.
Congrats to Mia.
And thank you, Erin.
Woo!
Wow.
What's next in the lineup? What do we do we do next? Next? Well, okay, so...
Emily can tell us.
I can tell you.
It's that we're not here alone.
There's an empty chair here, and it needs to be filled.
And we are filling it with our dear friend.
How did that happen?
That was a ghost!
Where did that come from?
That was a ghost!
That was a ghost!
That was a ghost!
That was a ghost!
That was a ghost!
That was a ghost!
That was a ghost!
That was a ghost!
That was a ghost!
That was a ghost!
That was a ghost!
That was a ghost! That was a ghost! That was a ghost! That was a ghost! That was a ghost!
Lisa Gilroy everybody!
Did I scare you by throwing that teapot I found?
Yeah, you really did!
You did, yeah.
Did I scare anyone here?
Yeah!
We're here to have a spooky, scary time, aren't we?
There was also like an old lady's hat back there and I thought maybe I could float out
like a ghost, but I didn't think anyone would really be convinced.
Can I go get it quick?
Yeah, try it, try it, try it.
Please.
I want to see, I want to see, I want to see.
This was going to be the second option from you. Yeah, try it. Try it. Try it. I want to see. I want to see. I want to see. This will give me the second option.
Oh, I like options.
I knew when we had one corded mic,
I was like, Lisa's going to run around this stage.
I know.
She can have mine.
We'll figure it out.
Oh.
Wait, that's really good.
Really spooky. Yeah. It honestly looks very good on you.
I think the scariest thing about it is that it could have lice in it.
That's true.
We'll find out in a couple of days.
Anyway, so instead I threw a teapot.
I threw a teapot.
That was great.
Everybody, it's Lisa Gilroy.
Hi.
Hey. Lisa, so. Hi. Yay.
Lisa, so glad you're here. You've been here before.
You don't like scary movies.
No.
No.
We have subjected you to this before.
Final Destination franchise in particular.
Yes.
Final Destination number two.
Number two.
The best one.
It is a really good one. It calls itself Final Destination number two. Number two. The best one. It is a really good one.
It calls itself final destination number two.
Number two. We wrote out the word.
It's all about poop.
Every death is poop related.
Could be lots of people die on the toilet.
Elvis, rest in peace.
Did he?
Did she just call it?
Are you psychic? Well, actually Oh I said I was saying did he
question mark. I thought you met Diddy too and I was like I was like she knows something.
I imagine a woman on the show so stupid thinks Diddy died years ago. I thought you were predicting. Honestly, let's hope. Okay, Lisa, this, if anybody listened to the episode that came out today, which is fine
if you didn't, we had a kind of mystical week.
We had some mystical experiences.
Oh, you talked about that already?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I thought you were going to say it on this show.
Well, we were, but we were working about time.
OK.
So you got someone to talk to your cat?
I did.
OK.
I'll have to listen to the episode to find out.
No, I'll tell you about it.
I'll tell you about it.
I'll tell you about it.
I'll tell you about it.
It was great.
Did you do the code thing I told you to do?
Yeah, but she didn't say it.
So Lisa told me to tell.
I advised her to tell Mabel her cat a secret code word
before the pet psychic entered the room. Oh smart. And we had agreed that it would be red balloon or something.
No, no, no. The story you told me was red balloon. I gave a different word.
Well, where did you do it with Mabel? Marshmallow. Marshmallow? Yeah, she didn't say it.
That's literally so crazy because don't you think if you were a cat and you were like
desperate to communicate that you would say your code word?
For sure.
Maybe she didn't want to give it up that easy.
Yeah, she's a sassy little bitch.
She's perfect.
But we did ask you to bring forth a scary spooky...
Okay, so I didn't have one. In fact, I had an opportunity to get my tarot cards read and then I panicked and didn't do it. You panicked at me?
Do it!
Well, in my defense, every time I've had my cards read,
it's been terrible news.
Oh.
Has it been true though?
I don't know yet.
None of it has happened yet, but it's terrible news?
I guess none of it, some of my bad news
has been like cautionary,
but I guess it's like stuff that we all
could be cautioned by.
If you drive too fast, yeah, you're gonna die in your car.
Your tarot reading is telling you don't drive too fast?
Yeah, basically, but that's true for all of us, right?
If someone tells you don't drive too fast,
you'll die in your car, you'd be like, probably, yeah.
So anyways, I try not to do it,
and then the last time I got my cards right,
and you know, I'm sure there's people in here who re-terro
and you all say the same thing, you bastards.
You all say like, no, no, it's just the spirit of,
it's interpretive and it's like genuinely like so,
like lalala girl, you're gonna love it.
And then first thing, they're like,
pull a card that's like a woman getting stabbed
in five different ways.
She's like, ah!
The last time I got my cards right, that's what happened.
I turned that over and the guy reading the cards was like,
because I told him I'm nervous.
And he was like, this is the worst card in the deck.
Was it the person lying face down
with a bunch of swords in their back?
No, it was a guy screaming for his life like this
and he had swords all over his body
and he looked like he was in hell
and he had black goo dripping on him.
Sounds bad.
Yeah, sounds bad.
So anyway, so I didn't experience something spooky,
but I thought maybe we could experience something spooky
on the stage right now together.
Stop it.
Emily, what did I ask you backstage?
You asked me if I had consent to being touched.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I said yes.
She said yes.
Let's make her regret it.
Oh my god.
Okay, well I was just thinking, so this is, you know, because I, there was lots of like
sleepovers and stuff where fun stuff was happening and I sat in the other room because I was
too scared.
And so I've never actually played light as a feather, stiff as a board.
Oh shit, oh shit, yes, yes.
Yes.
Yes.
And it says anybody light as a feather, it's gotta be this little munchkin, am, yes. Yes. And it says, anybody light as a feather,
it's gotta be this little munchkin, am I wrong?
Yes.
Okay, so I think probably we need some audience members.
Who's been dying to get hands on Emily?
Anybody?
It's okay, I mean, we've all seen her, right?
I'll pick women.
You can come up.
Well, you seem friendly, but I'll pick women. You can come up.
Well, you seem friendly, but I'm not sure.
And you.
Yes, I think that should be enough, right?
There'll be one, two, three, four, five of us.
I mean, it's enough for what?
To levitate you.
Lay down and I'll show you.
Are we participating too?
Yeah, you too.
So I've never played, so have a lay down.
And Dax, would you mind lowering the lights
and playing some sort of spooky music?
Has anyone played this before?
None of us?
Good, welcome to the stage.
As a child.
Yeah, same, I've seen like a bit of it.
Okay, so we get it.
I'll tell you what to do, but first of all, no smiling.
You too, no smiling, Emily.
Okay, and you, come here.
We'll do it, I guess we should do it, I guess somebody...
Should we do it good for the audience
or good for lifting Emily in the air?
No smiling, okay.
I think good for the audience.
Okay, great, so we'll do a semi-circle kind of vibe.
But when it's your turn, you do fingers on that side.
And yesterday, fingers, everyone do this.
I think that's how you're supposed to do it.
Yes, that looks familiar to me. Okay.
Wait, so...
Okay, so everyone get down, put your fingers,
and she said she gave consent, so have at it.
Okay.
Okay, I'm putting my microphone down now
so I can put my other fingers in there.
And then we're all gonna chant,
light as a feather, stick as a board.
Feel free to participate.
Light as a feather, stick as a board.
Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Thank you.
Give it up for our audience volunteers.
You guys that was so fucking crazy.
Satan was here. Oh my God.
Oh man, I really shouldn't have.
I was going to regret asking you to do something.
Oh, that was magical.
Thank you so much.
Emily, how do you feel?
Do you think you could be pregnant with the spirit of Satan?
We'll see.
Wow.
Do you need a moment?
I need a moment.
Wait, take a moment.
Okay.
I need a moment.
Well, we're gonna get into the movie we're here to talk about.
That sounds great.
That didn't work at all, by the way.
We were, like, fully fisting each other.
We were holding her.
You were holding her.
You just picked me up.
Yeah.
Because after a while, you guys felt that, right?
We were all had our fingers there and nothing was happening. Yeah. We picked her up. I was trying to tick holding her. You just picked me up. Yeah. Well, because after a while, you guys felt that, right?
We were all had our fingers there and nothing was happening.
Yeah.
We picked her up.
I was trying to tickle her.
I was trying to tickle her as much as possible.
That was my first instinct.
Yeah, I felt you all shift from this to this.
We had to get a handful.
Yeah.
Real thrilled.
But yeah, let's talk about the movie we're all here to see.
Woo! Here. And because I like gauging things through But yeah, let's talk about the movie we're all here to see.
And because I like gauging things through
how much you guys clap,
will you all clap if you like scary movies
and are brave enough to watch them?
Oh, that's a lot.
That's a lot.
Hey.
That sounds like a lot.
Sounds like a lot.
What are you guys doing here then?
This is like an Olympian showing up to like an elementary school baby race.
Like, yeah, we're brave, we watched it.
Okay.
Okay, so clap if you're scared.
Okay.
See, this is for them, this is for them, this is for them. This is for you guys.
You're right where you should be. Everybody else I guess can go home.
Sorry I didn't mean to. My shoelace came untied during that.
Who do you think did that if it wasn't Satan?
Satan. It was Satan.
Well, wait, one last clapping thing.
Will you guys clap if you've seen Final Destination Bloodlines?
Okay.
Nice.
A mix.
A mix.
Huh?
I feel like it's like half and half.
It's a good mix.
Yeah, it's a good mix.
We got a great crowd here tonight.
This is gonna be good.
It's gonna be so good.
Okay.
We have talked about the first three Final final destination movies on the podcast so far.
Skipping to six.
We're skipping straight to six.
Four is bad.
No, five is bad.
Four is bad.
They're both okay.
They're both okay.
Four I think is the worst.
Five has a fun twist that I won't say anything about.
Okay, watch on your own time.
We can't do everything for you.
We're skipping straight to six,
but we did think that it might be nice to show you all.
Just to give you a little visual taste of the franchise
for those who haven't gotten to see it.
This might be really hard for some of you.
This might be really hard for some of you.
And so here's the thing.
The screens are on either side,
and you can close your eyes, and you can plug your ears.
We're gonna show some clips.
Starting with my favorite death scene from the franchise.
The log scene was obviously, didn't qualify.
There's so many good ones you guys.
There's so many good ones you guys.
Oh.
I had to sit through this during our like,
We did a sound check.
Well no, you went and hid in the bathroom.
And I had to run off the stage and go into the bathroom and lock the door.
You can't do that.
I know.
Wait what's the log scene is that from number two?
It is.
It is from number two.
Honestly? Yes.
Yeah. Yeah. They knew what they were doing.
So are we ready to see that clip? Yeah. Let's see it.
No. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. at least another complex just since 2014. Oh, they're in one place and they know that there's a trap.
And they think that he's trying to get to the place that...
God damn it anyway.
Oh, that surprised me.
It's never what you think.
I can't find a bottle.
Is that a bird? Wait, that's a bird?
In the dentist's office? In the dentist's office?
In the dentist's office. It flew through a window.
Oh no, no more oxygen.
Fish too?
A fish in the mouth?
Enly, you're too good.
A bird and fish'm a fish.
Oh!
Ah!
What? What?
What?
Wait, what?
Why are they trying to catch it?
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
They can't just let it live there. Why isn't he taking it out?
No, I'm just...
What's gonna happen now?
Imagine your dentist saying nothing about the fact that a fucking fish is in your mouth.
Wait, she doesn't...
Oops.
What did he say about your tooth?
I can't remember.
Is that the kid from Jurassic Park?
No. Oh, is it? What did he say about your tooth? I can't remember.
Is that the kid from Jurassic Park?
What?
No.
Oh, is it?
Wait, no, wait, no, wait, no, wait, no, wait.
What?
Stop it!
Stop it!
Stop it! He it. Stop it.
Stop it.
He just fell apart like a pile of jello. Like that is not what a human body does whatsoever.
In this franchise, bodies turn to jello instantly.
People get pancakes left and right.
Can I ask you guys a question?
Was that a montage, was that like a super cut
of the whole movie?
No, no, that's one scene. That was an actual sequential scene.
Is the whole movie like that? Oh yeah, all six.
It's unwatchable.
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Well, let me show you another clip.
Yeah, let's see, let's see.
We'll see about that.
Maybe the next one will change our minds.
The next one might change our minds.
The next one comes from Final Destination 3,
starring the incomparable Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
Really? And the kid from Smart House.
Isn't he also from Luck of the Irish?
He is also from Luck of the Irish, baby.
Ryan Merriman.
We all know his name.
We all know his name.
And...
Let's take a look.
Oh!
Okay.
Okay, what about what happened at the roller coaster?
Wendy saw it.
Man, she got a hunch. Fucking intense, but she got a hunch. Okay, what about what happened at the roller coaster? Huh? Wendy saw it.
Man, she got a hunch.
Fucking intense, but she got a hunch.
Man, I'm here because I get good hunches before every damn.
No, you know they're either gonna run or pass.
That hair.
First came to her from nowhere.
You're here and alive because of her.
No, I'm alive because of me.
No, listen.
You don't get it, man.
Does that make sense to you?
Does that make sense to you?
This is bullshit.
You really never know what's gonna happen. I never know.
Talk about a vision.
When I see my whole life played out, it sure as hell ain't gonna end now.
It's going just as I saw it.
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USA Today All-American.
Second team.
My free right to play for the Solters.
The Bruins passed on me.
Fuck the Bruins.
Goddamn right. without an injury. USA Today All-American. Second team. Free right to play for the Sultan.
The Bruins passed on.
Man, fuck the Bruins.
Fuck the Bruins.
Goddamn right.
What the fuck is a Bruin really?
Yeah!
Yeah!
What?
What?
Four years from now,
you'll see Meriborne in the second round of Oka.
He's gonna rob and stop
15 seasons before Super Bowl rings on his feet.
Real swords in high school.
Death, fuck death. Death, fucking death, affair. Death, fucking death, affair.
Stop, don't!
Real man, what's black? Blue is afraid of death. Death is afraid of me. Death fears me.
Kevin! That's all I know how to do, Kevin! That's all I know how to do, Kevin!
That's all I know how to do, Kevin!
That's all I know how to do, Kevin!
That's all I know how to do, Kevin!
That's all I know how to do, Kevin!
That's all I know how to do, Kevin!
That's all I know how to do, Kevin!
That's all I know how to do, Kevin!
That's all I know how to do, Kevin!
That's all I know how to do, Kevin!
That's all I know how to do, Kevin! That's all I know how to do, Kevin! The bear is real, the bear is real I bet.
Fuck yeah, I just win.
Baby I just win.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Is that based on a true story?
Yeah.
Oh they're so good.
So good.
People don't just die to this in this.
They get smashed to smithereens every time.
There's a lot of smashing.
There's a lot of smashing, crunching,
splooching.
And it's never
what you think.
We've talked about this before. Death
is sassy. It doesn it's never what you think. We've talked about this before. Death is sassy.
Yeah.
It doesn't like it when you talk about it that way.
And it doesn't like it when you talk about it that way.
No, no, no.
Don't talk about it that way.
Oh, so would you say that death is another character
in the films?
And yeah, I said films.
Time.
Films.
Big time.
Big character.
They should make a film just about death, probably,
from death's perspective.
What kind of energy are you getting, a mask or femme?
OK, here's a question. If they were like,
next movie we're actually gonna cast death,
and there's gonna be an actor, who would you cast to play death?
Lisa Gelber? Uh-oh.
Maybe with this hat.
But without it I wouldn't be scary enough.
Katy Perry.
Acting debut? Yeah, why not?
Why not?
Honestly, can't you see it, kind of?
I'd watch it.
Wait, does anyone else have any ideas?
No, I think we got it.
Susan Sarandon?
I'd like to see it.
I'd like to see it. Well, should we get a little peek then now that we know kind of
what the franchise is like? We're set up for what's about to happen. We have to do
some trivia. This is why I wanted to write it down. I know, Henley really wanted to write it down.
I have it written down before the trailer, but we can do it anyway.
You should have seen these three screaming at each other in the green room.
At each other's throats.
Okay, let's do the trailer so I can get it over with.
We're gonna do the trivia.
Yeah, the trivia.
Oh, this is so natural for us. Let's talk about the movie we're here to talk about,
which is Final Destination Bloodlines. Okay, so it was released May 16th, 2025.
Emily wrote these notes and sent them to me in a Google Doc, so that's where I'm reading from. Directed by...
I didn't write the tone.
This is my only tone.
Directed by Zach Lipofsky and Adam Stein,
screenplay by Guy Busiek and Laurie Evans Taylor.
It was written as Glory originally. screenplay by Guy Busiek and Laurie Evans Taylor. Starting.
It was written as Blory originally.
There was a typo again.
And there was a little bit of a, yeah, we had a,
is it supposed to be Blory?
Screaming at each other, screaming at each other.
I have so much more to go, okay.
Starring Caitlin Santowana, Teo Briones Richard Harmon Owen Patrick
Joyner Anna Lor, Breck Basinger and Tony Todd. Scores okay so 93% in Rotten Tomatoes
pretty good people really like these movies like a lot it's crazy
73 on Metacritic 6.8 on IMDB. That's high for IMDB. Well, yeah, that's true.
All right, budget 50 million box office, 284.8 million.
Good for them.
Good for them.
So much.
All right, so some trivia.
So 71-year-old stunt woman, Yvette Ferguson,
came out of retirement for a fire
stunt in the premonition scene, which the director believes
to be a world record.
He didn't look it up,
but he believes it.
He believes it.
He believes it.
For the oldest person set on fire on camera.
Wow.
Congrats.
Congrats.
So Ferguson said she enjoyed the experience
and recounted how the makeup artist would encourage her
by turning on the songs like,
Burn, Baby Burn, and Great Balls of Fire.
So cool of her.
So cool of her.
Give it up for Yvette Ferguson.
Yes.
Yeah.
OK, so then the directors are passionate fans of the series
and even went so far as to orchestrate a death scene
during their pitch meeting to the studio over Zoom,
using a combination of
pre-recorded footage and visual effects involving a fire and malfunctioning
spinning ceiling fan which broke from the ceiling and decapitated one of the
filmmakers. I wonder which one.
Imagine doing that and being like we're gonna pass.
Also like this is for this film isn't this like the sixth in the franchise or something?
Right.
So imagine needing to show like this is what it's about.
Right. Yeah, no, we get it. There's been other ones.
Okay, but the studio sounds really fun. Listen to this.
So, they pulled a prank on Mother's Day by inviting mothers and their adult children, it says
adult but part of me feels like that's like marketing post.
Could be.
Yeah.
For an advanced screening of the movie with a fake romantic comedy titled Love at the
Sky View.
Can you imagine?
That was really tricky of them.
That's it?
You guys don't like pranks?
We don't like pranks at the Sky View.
Well that's just kind of mean.
I know, right?
Unless you secretly love horror movies
and you're so relieved to be seeing a horror movie instead
of a romantic comedy.
OK, only two more.
Only two more, and then we're done.
With the whole show.
This is the longest, highest grossing, and highest rated
film in the franchise.
Oh.
So, great.
I do disagree with the length. 150? Too long. Oh. So, great. Do you disagree with the length?
150?
Too long.
Oh, 20 minutes too long.
This is the final film of actor Tony Todd before his death.
He was allowed total creative control over his final scene
as he was quite sick when filming.
Did he die in it?
No, not in it.
Well, soon after.
But soon after.
Do you think, this is a nasty question.
Ask it.
If he was sick and he was like,
I want to actually do the fan death for this,
would they let him?
Probably.
I feel like for insurance reasons, no.
Are you allowed to do that?
I feel like the lawyers would be like,
no, no, no, no, no.
Right.
What, it shouldn't mean like actually kill him
for the movie.
You mean like do the death scene?
Yeah, I meant like the broken fan thing.
That'll be Tom Cruise in The last mission impossible yeah it already happened
and I don't know if it's a look maybe if he really wanted it maybe if he really
wanted it they would have done it for him he'd have to do it as a joke though
like he'd have to not get it cleared he just have to go you know what I mean like
right for forgiveness rather than ask for permission and he's dead he's dead
so it doesn't matter.
True.
Yeah.
And make sure his family's okay with it,
so they don't come after anyone.
Oh, of course, of course.
No.
Anyway, give it up for Emily and those trivia points
that she put together.
Woo!
She acts like I forced this upon her.
I just wanted to be clear that we all decided
this is what we were gonna have.
Yeah, I needed a part where I would actually say something, so that was it.
Give it up for Hadley and the trivia!
Woo!
Now it's time.
Are you guys ready to watch the trailer?
Let's do it. Brother. My old man just died.
I come in as a favor and now they want me to lock up.
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Wait, is this movie gonna to break my fucking heart?
Um, no.
Okay.
Ceiling fan.
Wow. A ceiling fan.
It's just like a big roof Goldberg machine.
Oh, every time.
Yeah.
Oh my fucking god.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
What the fuck?
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No! This is the trailer?
This is not the trailer.
It is.
What the fuck?
What the fuck? You people are sick.
Everyone here is sick.
You're sick.
Hey, you.
Oh, you did great.
Good thing I love you so much.
How you doing, Lisa?
I am stunned.
I also can't believe that's the trailer.
That's like if Titanic was like the two of them floating on the door for the trailer.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know. I know. I know. I know. I also can't believe that's the trailer. That's like if Titanic was like the two of them
floating on the door for the trailer.
I know.
That's crazy.
And wait, I think I fundamentally misunderstand the premise.
Because I thought it was like, if you cheat,
death is coming for you.
But it already killed his dad.
So why is it coming for him?
Oh, we'll get to it.
Perfect segue. Perfect segue. I think it's we'll get to it. Let's explain. Oh, perfect segue.
Yeah, perfect segue.
I think it's time we get into it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
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Okay.
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Ah!
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Inside we see a guy, Paul, driving his girlfriend Iris. She's blindfolded.
He's taking her to a surprise. They arrive and he removes her blindfold to get out of
the car and we reveal we're outside of this big beautiful tower like um space needle yeah kind of like that I like that kind
of like that big tall tower people there's a red carpet people are all in
fancy dresses she's very excited she's like oh my god how do we get tickets he
says I pulled some strings got us tickets for opening night she's so
excited she's a little self-conscious, like, oh, am I not dressed nice enough? This is so fancy.
And he's like...
I'm still wearing a blindfold.
Take my blindfold off.
He takes it off.
And he's like, you look perfect.
Let's go.
Have a great night.
Outside, we see there's a fountain
and there's this fucking kid who is stealing pennies
from the fountain.
Eight years old?
He's like 12.
Yeah, he was a little older.
I mean, all kids are eight except for this one.
Except for this fuck, this kid sucks.
And he's stealing pennies from the fountain
and a security guard comes up to him
and tells him like, hey, don't do that, that's bad luck.
Oh no.
They go into the building,
they're let into the elevator to go up.
It's many, many stories. They're kind of squishing into the building, they're let into the elevator to go up. It's many, many stories.
They're kind of squishing into the elevator like it's kind of too many people,
but the elevator attendant is like, come on, we can fit.
Iris and Paul get in, she's a little anxious about squeezing into the elevator,
looks at the weight requirements, like eight people, there's like 12 in there, she's scared.
They get in there, they go up.
I know, it's a space needle get in there, they go up. I know, I know.
It's a space needle gonna pierce a little boy.
Honestly?
Just tell me right now.
No, this kid, this boy sucks.
Okay, okay.
On their way up, so they're going up
and the elevator attendant gives him some history
about the building.
He says, this is the Skyview Tower.
It is 494 feet tall, weighs over 9,000 tons.
It's made of steel and reinforced concrete and glass.
And what's even more impressive,
the entire concept was completed
five months ahead of schedule.
It's not a good sign.
Iris is anxious.
We can see she's looking out at the view.
It's a lot.
The fucking penny kid is in the elevator with her,
and he's jumping to like, you know That fucking kid who jumps in an elevator
But they they arrive at the top floor. They step out of the elevator. It's gorgeous. It's like a 360 degree view
Beautiful fancy restaurant. So we're excited again. She still has her blindfold on
She's looking with her eyes.
And they go up to the maitre d', they give their name,
ask for the table, and he's very snobbish,
and he's like, oh, actually, we're over capacity
for opening night, and we don't have a table for you.
But the people behind them, he's like,
oh, Mr. and Mrs. Guilford, come along,
we've got your table.
Like they're just not fancy enough to get a table.
But they're determined to not let it throw their evening.
They like spy the bar in the corner
and they're like, let's just sneak over to the bar
and let's have a good night.
Go over to the bar.
They get some champagne.
Paul goes over to the bar to get champagne
and Iris is looking over at the view,
and she's getting a little queasy.
They're up really high.
And when Paul comes back with champagne,
she's sort of like, it's like, oh, excuse me,
and like runs to go puke.
And...
Oh, my God, is she pregnant?
Henley! She's too good!
I'm sorry.
Just forget that. Just edit it out.
It's okay. We find out.
It's like literally right now.
It's fine. It's fine. She did spoil everything.
Um, but
so Iris runs away down the hall.
We don't know why. And
and meanwhile we see a, someone pops a champagne cork.
The cork-
The Guilford's no doubt.
Yeah.
It flies up into the chandelier, hits a crystal, knocks it, crystal falls into the glass dance
floor, makes a little crack.
Crack on the dance floor.
But you better not kill these characters.
Over in the back hallway by the restroom, Iris is over a trash can.
The singer from the band that was just performing is on break.
She's back behind the stage with her four-year-old son.
She sees Iris and she asks her,, oh how far along are you?
Assumptive.
And Iris reveals, yes she's pregnant but she hasn't told Paul yet. She's really
nervous about telling him. But the singer convinces her like if he loves
you he's gonna be so happy and it's everything's great. So. We're all going to live forever.
There's nothing wrong.
So Iris is just feeling much better.
She goes out, and Paul says, let's go up to the roof.
Let's take in the view.
So they go up to the one story up.
It's like an open air, kind of like at a Griffith Observatory,
that little sort of veranda.
And they go up there.
And Paul, we see this.
OK, so they're up there,
the view's gorgeous, the wind starts blowing.
Who else is there?
Can I ask a quick question?
Sorry, I'm really fixated on the crack.
The dance floor is clear, you can see to the,
is it one of those kind of things?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just the dance floor is like a circular, circular?
Circular. Circular.
Dance floor that's glass, the rest is regular floor.
And I bet that kid's jumping on it
and doing stuff like that.
Yeah, that kid, why? And we never see this kid's parents. Why is he there?
Like who is this kid?
It's opening night.
It's 1969.
Are you guys going to miss that?
No one had parents in 1969.
They go up to the roof.
Oh it's 1969, I forgot.
Yeah.
Okay, so she's wearing like a tie-dye blindfold.
Still, still.
They go up to the roof. The wind starts blowing.
In these movies, death is wind.
Yeah, it is.
Which, which.
That's how you know.
I hate wind.
I agree with.
Yeah.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Wind fucking sucks.
It ruins everything.
So the wind starts blowing.
A woman's hat blows off her head over the ledge.
She reaches for it, but she's OK.
We say, yes!
I'm taking your props.
The fucking Penny kid is up there,
and he's throwing pennies over the edge.
This is like so high in the sky.
Yeah, you could kill someone.
And a security comes over to him and he says,
don't do that. You could kill someone. And the kid comes over to him and he says, don't do that, you could kill someone.
And the kid turns to him and he goes,
I'm sorry, sir.
And then the security walks away and he goes,
fat ass.
Wait, Emily, can I ask you a genuine question?
Yeah.
Did you play the kid in the movie?
Yes.
Because that line delivery was perfect, was it not?
It was really good.
I did, I watched this kid and I said to Joel,
Joel everybody! I did, I watched this kid and I said to Joel, Joel everybody!
I said Lisa's gonna really have a lot to say
about this kid.
Oh am I gonna get to meet him tonight?
Yeah.
He's coming out!
It's me!
It's me!
The boyfriend, Paul, then gets on him one knee
and he begins to propose to Iris.
And he asks her, will you spend the rest of your life
with me?
And she says, do you mean us? Crazy way to do that. And he is thrilled! He's thrilled!
Yeah! He's like this is a dream come true I'm so happy. He slides the ring on her
finger it's a bit tight he really has to like slide it on there and he's like is
it too tight? I don't know and she's like no no it's perfect bit tight, he really has to like slide it on there and he's like, is it too tight? Oh no.
And she's like, no, no, no, it's perfect.
I'll never lose it at Talk Brother Beach.
And they're like, let's go downstairs and celebrate.
They go back down, they go to the dance floor.
When they go down the stairs, we see this fucking kid throw a penny again.
And it goes, it throws it down,
it ends up going into a vent of the restaurant.
Let me guess, it turns on a boombox that's sitting in a puddle.
Close. It flies down and lodges itself in the blade of a fan
that's in the, like, air vents.
Okay.
And jams the fan. It's always C so far.
They go down to the dance floor.
It turns off the AC and everyone dies from the humidity.
It's a really slow movie.
They go to the dance floor, the band is playing Shout.
Everybody's dancing, jumping.
We see that dance floor, that crack spreading.
Below the dance floor there is these support beams and we see screws just pew, that crack, spreading. Below the dance floor, there is these support beams,
and we see screws just pew, pew, flying out.
Just then we're in on this fan,
and we see the penny, the fan is like really trying
to do its job and keep turning, but the penny's there,
and so it finally keeps going,
but the blade that the penny was on flies out,ges itself on the gas line gas starts leaking out coming
through the vent into the restaurant okay everyone's dancing we're seeing the
crack more growing bigger and bigger Iris is suddenly starting to notice
she's looking down wait what's happened's, hey everyone is so excited for
Shout and they're getting, it's a really good song. And they're getting louder and louder and then they get quieter and then they get, you know how it goes. It's that song, it's like, it's so good. It's like, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get your, get they're doing it, and they're doing shout,
and they're having so much fun.
And then the crack breaks, and the dance floor
falls off from under them.
And people immediately, not like that,
but they plummet to their death.
We're seeing people, they're smacking their head on the beam,
falling to the ground, splattering, like truly splashing.
We see the people in the valet.
You're right.
You're right. I know, I was thinking of them.
You guys having a whole little conversation?
Sorry.
She said it was like Titan Submersible.
I said it's more like actual Titanic
when they fall and they hit their heads on the rudder.
Well there's a Titanic thing coming up in my nose.
Okay, all right, let's get there.
Sorry.
We're just screaming at each other.
We're gonna scream at each other about this backstage.
We're gonna scream all night, later.
So people are falling, people are dying, everyone's freaking out. I mean, everyone's freaking out.
And Paul
falls. And he's hanging on.
He is hanging on to these shards of glass.
And Iris is looking at him. And his hands are getting
all bloody because he's hanging on a broken glass.
I keep thinking of Paul of Tompkins. Every time he says Paul.
I was just imagining.
That makes it so much worse.
I know. I didn't want to say it out loud. I had to share it. I had to so much worse. I know. I know.
I didn't want to say it out loud.
I had to share it.
I had to share it with everyone.
He's fine.
And Iris is like, grab my hand, grab my hand.
Falls, dies.
Really sad.
Really sad.
Okay.
So people are running.
It's chaos.
They're fleeing.
They're going crazy.
They're screaming, stampede.
We see a chef.
A chef's running through trying to find out where to go, but he's got a frying
pan with a big flame on it and he's running through the crowd with this frying pan.
He never thought to put it down, just absolutely freaking out.
He lights a 71 year old woman on fire.
Yvette Ferguson.
We love you, Yvette.
We believe it's a record.
She's fully in on flames.
And she's running.
And she runs in front of the vent
where the gas was coming out.
Oh, my gosh.
And it blows up a big ring of fire
that goes all the way around the whole thing.
Everything's blowing up.
Wait, the 12-year-old's OK.
Well, so far.
Fuck the 12-year-old, Henley. Kids die in these movies?. Kids die in these movies? Oh yeah. Did you see the Dennis kid? He was a, to be fair he does look like a full adult. But I mean he's with his mommy.
But we do see, okay so we see there's the four-year-old kid. Okay yeah. And so this
fire is like it's like going like like around the whole building. Let me see the
singer in the nick of time gets her son she puts him in like a cabinet
he's fine he's fine and it closes the cabinet and and he's fine but she burns
up. Oh my god. He's not fine. No he's not fine. That's quick thinking I would never think to put a
child in a cabinet during a fire. Now you know. I don't think it would work. Like a wooden cabinet, like a flammable wooden cabinet.
I mean, I don't know.
Hey, why not try?
It works.
Why not try?
So people are now fleeing into the stairwell.
They're like, we got to get out.
We got to go to the stairwell, including the fucking Penny
kid.
And so they all run into the stairwell.
They're running down the stairwell.
It's like a spiral little staircase.
And as they're running down, the whole stairwell
starts crumbling.
And people just fall out just fall out just fall
out except for we see at the other end almost like um you know in in like Lord
of the Rings when they're jump which part is it they're in Mordor my
there's a moria and it's like crumbling as we're like running and jumping it's
like that situation there's all crumbling they all fall out except for the penny kid makes it to the other end of the're like running and jumping. It's like that situation. It's all crumbling and they all fall out,
except for the penny kid makes it
to the other end of the staircase.
And so he's safe.
He's running down the stairs.
And he kind of does look back like,
hehehehe.
Does he actually?
I feel like he does.
Yeah, this kid fucking sucks.
He's happy that everyone's dying?
Yes, he's psychotic.
He's a psychopath.
He's happy that he's made it,
but it's done with like,
what are his parents?
Are his parents with him? They're not there, Lisa. Okay, he wasn't lying. It's happy that he's made it, but it's done with like, what a real attitude. What about his parents?
Are his parents with him?
They're not there, Lisa.
Okay, he wasn't lying.
It's 1969, Paris.
Okay, you're right, you're right.
People don't have parents.
They're not there.
Yeah.
So now they're like, we gotta head to the elevator.
Like, no, you know, let's get to the elevator.
But people are stamp, they're smushing each other,
stampeding, too many people trying to get in the elevator.
The maitre d', that snobbish guy is like,
I gotta get through, I gotta get through,
I gotta get through.
The elevator's full, they're like, you can't.
And he's like, I have to.
And he shoves his self halfway in,
and the door's like, won't shut, won't shut.
But then a gear, because the whole building's
fucking falling apart, breaks above the elevator
and it plummets, but he's caught halfway in between.
So he's sliced in the half, hot dog style.
Hot dog style. Hot dog style.
Hot dog style. Hot dog style.
But also he like turns to liquid, like it melts.
Jello, jello buddy.
So he's dead.
The building then starts splitting in half Titanic style.
So one half is breaking off.
People are sliding down the floor,
crashing into the like glass windows,
breaking their legs at crazy angles.
Just like pew pew.
It's really a lot like Titanic because it's all rich people.
It's a lot like Titanic if you think about it.
It's really a lot like that.
There's a moment of calm. There's a moment of calm.
They're all waiting, seeing what's going to happen.
Iris is at the top, a bunch of people are slid into the bottom,
and we see that fucking penny up on like a van or something,
and it falls onto the grand piano,
which is enough weight to slide it down onto all
those people in the glass, smashes through them, they all fall out the window, they
plummet to their desks, we see outside the penny kid has made it down the stairs,
runs out of the, he truly just goes like he's so happy, and the piano falls on his head and kills him. Oh, yes!
Thank God, I thought he was gonna be the dad.
That's a fucking funny kid. I really thought so.
Up in the sky view, it's just Iris left alive.
She's the only one left up there, except.
She takes off her blindfold, she's like, what happened?
This is the surprise?
So obedient to keep her blindfold on the whole time. Her tight-eye blindfold.
But she sees that little boy pops his head out of the cabinet.
He's still there. So she grabs him and gets him just in the nick of time.
The whole building, like the whole shell of the building, falls off and crumbles to the ground. We see she is left holding onto, basically like the internal like cylinder support beams
of the building, holding the kid and she is held up by that tight engagement ring.
Whoa.
Two bars holding the ring on her finger.
Wow.
But, you know what's gonna happen now.
I don't. She gets de-gloved, baby. She gets what?
Oh, de-gloved, but just on the finger.
Lisa.
It's still de-gloved, I think.
Do you need Emily to tell you what that means?
Is it a sex thing?
No, it's when the skin...
I feel like I'm on a sleepover with Mean Girls.
Yeah, she gets de-gloved.
Oh, you don't know.
Wait, wait, wait.
Have you never heard of sex?
No.
I've never heard of sex.
I've never heard of sex.
I've never heard of sex.
I've never heard of sex.
I've never heard of sex.
I've never heard of sex.
I've never heard of sex.
I've never heard of sex. I've never heard of sex. I've never. Yeah, she gets de-gloved. Oh, you don't know.
You don't know.
Yes.
Wait, wait, wait.
Have you never been de-gloved?
You sure?
Yeah, I have.
One boy at school, he goes to a different school.
He de-gloved me.
It was awesome.
I loved it.
No, it's when all the skin on your hand
comes off like a glove.
Okay, like ring evulsion or whatever it's called.
Emulsion, edulsion, evolution?
Okay.
Yeah, so the ring peels.
And it shows that?
Oh yeah, peels all the skin off her finger
and she starts falling, screaming, falls straight,
face first onto a fucking spike through her mouth.
Screaming, screaming, screaming, cut to...
Her baby's fine.
No.
No.
This is somehow a pro-life movie.
Okay, I thought the baby was going to become the main character.
Well, the little boy is...
Screaming, cut to current day.
Yeah.
A girl, Stephanie is her name, screaming in her college
classroom. Screaming away from a nightmare. Unusual. In her classroom. In a
classroom. Franchise. Okay. Usually it's the person like waking up from a
premonition. I think this is the first time. First time. That's not that. Yeah. So she
wakes up screaming in a dream, from a dream. She fell asleep in class.
Professor says, Stephanie can you stay after class class so it's not good that she did this
um cut to again she's screaming she wakes up in her bed now her she says to
her roommate like I'm sorry I can't sleep I keep having this I keep having
this nightmare and what's weird is Iris the person in my dream that's the name of
my grandmother who I've never met but I think I'm dreaming about her. And her roommate says, well, why don't you go home
and try to get some answers.
Wow, people are so young now. Like, don't you feel old? Like, the way my grandma could never be just
partying in the 70s, like, I feel like she was already dead by then. Like how young do you have to be to have a grandma that was 20s?
Anyways.
I don't know.
That was the grandma, it was 1969
and the grandma was just a, I can't do math.
The grandma was, yeah, I don't know.
I think we shouldn't linger.
Okay.
So she goes, that was my grandma.
So that was her grandmother and I'm young.
So where's home for her?
I don't know. Somewhere in Washington?
It does seem Washington-y.
Washington! Someone came here from Washington.
It's like Moody and Mountainee and Green and Misty.
It's giving Twilight.
It's giving Twilight.
And it has like the space needle like walk off thing.
Sky view.
But so she goes home, drives home.
She asks her dad when she gets there,
where's mom's box of old stuff? I just kind of want to look through it. He's
immediately like very cagey and weird. We find out that her mother left them when
they were kids, she and her brother. So the mom is not in the picture anymore,
but this is the maternal grandmother. Steph's brother Charlie comes downstairs
and says, I'm going to the
cousins and Steph is like oh great I'll drive you let's go see them. In the car
Charlie's like why are you here you never come home and she tells me about
the nightmare and says I think it's about grandmother Iris I need to figure
out what's going on with her I'm flunking out of school and if I don't
figure out this dream like my life is over. Oh, wait. I have a question. Do they play Goo Goo Dolls Iris, like, throughout the film?
Yeah, did I mention that?
I'm just, like, hearing it right now.
It's beautiful.
It's beautiful.
They get to the cousin's house.
It's Bobby, Eric, and Julia.
They're looking for Bobby's turtle Paco and they're not happy to see Steph nobody is like seems that they're
like oh wow you're home like again we're getting the vibe that she doesn't like
come home a lot and people are sort of put off by her um she goes in the
kitchen Steph goes in the kitchen and sees her aunt Brenda and her uncle Howard is
outside mowing the lawn we get a real close-up of him turning off the power button on that lawn mower.
And he comes inside and Steph tells him, I've been having this nightmare, it's
about grandmother Iris. Do you have any information on her I need to find her
and talk to her? They're immediately like, you don't want to talk to Iris, don't
deal with Iris. He says she's a deeply disturbed woman, end of story.
He goes on to say, she keeps pushing,
as he says, after our father died, Iris just snapped.
She wouldn't let us go to school,
she locked us in the house,
she obsessed about all the ways we could die.
The state eventually came in and took us,
but she tracked us down.
She sent us letters about people dying,
she said to us, obituaries,
that woman is a sick and dangerous person.
For your well-being and your safety.
Stay the hell away from her.
And I'm like, this is news to this girl?
This insane family history?
But Steph, so then Howard goes back outside, Steph says to Aunt Brenda, like, please, this
is ruining my life.
I need to find out about Iris.
And so Brenda's like, if you look in,
it's like, she's like, if you go into the living room cabinet
in the bottom drawer, like,
I-
Find a little boy hiding from a fire.
It's truly like this person we don't talk about
who's like not a part of our lives.
The letters are all in a box in the living room.
Finds them, she finds a letter.
It has a picture of Iris and Paul at the sky view.
Wait, so she lived?
Well, just wait.
I thought you said she got spiked.
Didn't I?
So, Steph finds the address for Iris on this letter,
goes to her house, she drives up,
it's like a huge gate with spikes on the outside.
It's like, it's like full elephant's graveyard.
Like it's like, like, like,
Jamie Lee Curtis in Halloween.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Someone agrees.
It's like spikes everywhere and like husks of like metal
and tires and like a little pond.
It's like a little pond.
Fortified. Like Eartha Kitt from
Eartha Scared Stupid. You guys remember that? Joel? Joel's kind of nodding so yeah. Thank you Joel.
So she goes in Iris lets her in when she finds out who she is but she's being
very like weird and intense and she's like Steph comes the door she knocks she lets her in as Steph knocks
on the door it causes a fire extinguisher that's hanging outside the
door to fall to the ground. Like a trap like a home alone trap? Or like a death trap?
Like death is coming for Iris. Oh, it was an accident. Somehow she was spiked but lived.
Well so she goes so Steph goes in and Iris is like, I'm so glad you're here, you must be here because
of my letters, you must be like, you must know the truth. And she says no I've just
been having this nightmare about you at the Skyview and Iris says your
nightmare was my premonition. Whoa. And we cut back. We cut back, we see Iris on the roof and the woman's hat blows off her head.
And we see that Iris has just seen everything that was about to happen but has like zoomed
back into the present before it has happened, which is how all the other Final Destination
movies start.
And so Iris now is like, oh my god, oh my god, I know what's going to happen, everyone's
going to die.
So we see her, she like yanks the petty from the kid.
She runs back down to the restaurant, she sees the crack on the dance floor,
she stops everyone, she's like,
stop, stop, stop, the dance floor's gonna crack,
everyone's gonna die.
She saves everybody.
Everybody gets out, nobody dies.
Wow.
Hero.
Back to the present.
Someone's not gonna like that.
Oh yeah.
Back in the present, Iris tells Steph,
I saved all those lives,
but they were never meant to be saved,
and death doesn't like it when you mess with his plans.
His plans?
His.
That's a good point.
Messing with the Katy Perry casting.
And she says, over the years,
he came back and took everyone who survived.
And she says, she taught herself how to
see him coming, the wind. And she shows Iris this big leather bound book. I love
this book. This book full of like manic sketches. Absolute nonsense. Newspaper
clippings and like she's like it all makes sense. Like black pen drawings like a
million. She's writing on top of previous writing so all of it's Like black pen drawings, like a million crosses.
She's writing on top of previous writing,
so all of it's illegible.
And like some sketches.
It's here, look, proof of everything that I'm saying.
And so she's telling this to Steph,
and Steph is like, and Iris also keeps like
looking over to me like, I knew you were watching,
like talking to death as if death
is like in the room with them.
Steph is like, okay, this was a mistake, I shouldn't have come here. She's right. Well she's right.
So believe, believe women. But she tells Steph, she's like, I've taught myself how
to keep death away for years. I've kept him off me for years. But it came for me,
I was just diagnosed with cancer and I was diagnosed two months ago and Steph says that's when I started having
my nightmares. And Iris tells Steph death is coming for our family and Steph's
like okay well I gotta go like this is I this isn't gonna help me this is actually
I was this was a mistake and she and she goes to leave and Iris is panicked like
oh my god no no you have to say you have to stay. She says wait and then puts on and I don't want the world to see me
because I don't think they'd understand.
She's like Iris, Iris, Iris that's my name! That's me!
But Steph is running out and Iris is desperate to catch her and she's like, oh my god, no,
no, no, I have to tell you the truth.
She walks out and she says, gives her the book, and says, take this book.
And Iris says, or Steph is like, what are you doing?
And she says, seeing is believing.
And she says, step back. And we see the wind blows,
the weathervane off the roof falls,
pierces that fire extinguisher,
which shoots the weathervane out forward,
back through her head, through her mouth,
blood splatters all over Steph, dead.
What?
That is proving a point.
That is how you prove a point, right there.
I'm impressed. Yeah. She does. I can see it. How did she know that was gonna happen?
I thought she was doing the cancer thing. Cause in the book. She knows.
Saw it in the book. Cut to her funeral, the whole family's there.
And Darlene, Steph's mom, shows up in a van. They're like, wow, we haven't seen Darlene
for a really long time.
Howard, the uncle, is way too chill about it.
He's like, hey, you're here.
And it's like, this woman abandoned her whole family.
And there's probably trauma here,
but I guess we don't have to deal with it.
And they're all gonna have a barbecue after the funeral.
But Steph is like, I don't wanna be with my mom
because she left me, so I'm not gonna go to the barbecue.
So the whole family leaves the funeral to go to a barbecue.
Steph stays home to look through Iris' book. At the barbecue we see a couple
things in quick succession. We see a red juicy nasty drink in a blender. We see
Bobby breaks a glass and is like scooping glass into a trash can and we see one
shard make it into the ice bucket. Yeah. Darlene arrives with some homemade
cookies. Charlie tries one and asks is there peanut butter in this? She says yeah
and they say Bobby's allergic to peanut butter. He's allergic to peanuts. How could
you do that? Like it's an awkward little moment between the whole family. But
Howard's like let's have have drinks, drinks all around,
trying to lighten the mood.
They put some drinks and ice in the blender,
including that shard of glass.
They blend it up, cut to everybody
with a glass in their hands about to do a toast.
These aren't blended drinks.
Did you notice this?
They're not blended?
They're not blended drinks.
What was that?
A continuity error.
I was like, why did the ice go in the blender?
I'm going to talk about this for the rest of the show.
Um.
Is it okay to have just a little bit of glass though?
I wondered this too, I was like, what if it's happening?
I think if it's blended, it's fine.
If you blend it enough, gotta be fine.
Right, like what's it really gonna do?
It's just sand then.
A little bit blended.
And we all drink sand sometimes.
Yeah, exactly.
Girl actually gets sand all day.
Yeah.
We see cousin Julie take a sip of her drink
and immediately start choking and like grasping her throat. Oh my god. Oh my god
It's fake out. There was about a drink. She's allergic to glass!
We're flashing back now between Steph reading the book and seeing all the
manic scribbling and the barbecue and all the various ways of the barbecue that they could die. We're seeing the they light the barbecue and
a bunch of flames come up.
We see there's splinters on the Jenga, which is like,
um, we see,
splinters on the Jenga.
Is it gonna be that?
Is it gonna be that?
We see a trampoline and there's like a big spiky rake
underneath it.
We like zoom in on the glass and the ice bucket,
which I thought went into the blender again,
make it make sense. And back at steps, a family zoom in on the glass and the ice bucket, which I thought went into the blender again, make it make sense.
And back at steps, a family photo falls off the wall, breaking the glass and a shard of
glass slides across the floor and lands at her feet.
And so she's like, I gotta go see my family.
So she gets in the car, drives to the barbecue.
Back at the barbecue, we see Howard gets in the trampoline.
He's on the trampoline with Bobby, jumping around, having a great time.
Darlene sees the rake underneath and is like, stop, wait. Pulls the rake out, leans it against the fence. Phew, we're
fine. Steph arrives. Oh we see Brenda is taking food off the barbecue, knocks over
a beer bottle. We see it falls onto the lawnmower, hits the power button. Steph
arrives. Howard's so excited to see her. J off the tram, oh my god, Steph, you're here,
starts walking towards her.
We see he steps on that shard of glass
that somehow ended up on the grass, don't worry about it.
It goes also, by the way, all the way through his foot,
bottom to top.
Oh yeah, it does.
But now he's hopping around, clutching his foot,
he's like, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine,
clutching his foot.
Which also, like, you're not.
He's not fine. He's really not fine. also like, you're not. He's not fine.
He's really not fine.
Even if it's just that.
It's not fine.
I would be like, oh my God.
Do you guys see this?
A piece of glass just went through my foot.
Through my foot.
I see the bottom and the top.
Like you're not fine, what are you talking about?
And he's hopping around and something about,
I don't know, the like, the shh,
shaking the ground, the hopping,
the rake falls off the fence,
hits the lawnmower, like the handle, to push it forward.
Howard's jumping, he's hopping on one foot,
so he falls back, and the lawnmower comes up over his face.
Lawnmower's his face to death.
That's a new one, that's a new one.
Smash cut, another casket.
In, in, I, because I rewatched a lot of them before this and just want to remind in,
in Final Destination 3 in the tanning bed one there's one of the greatest edits of all time
where they're in the tanning beds next to each other and die,
and then it smash cuts to their coffins next to each other.
It's incredible. It's great.
That's not funny.
It's actually really sad.
You're right. You're right. I'm sorry.
It's really sad. Let's be respectful.
We get a research montage.
Steph is back in this notebook. She's's be respectful. We get a research montage.
Steph is back in this notebook.
She's looking for clues.
We see, she sees on a page,
JB found someone who survived
and she writes in her notebook,
who is JB?
So it's really getting her somewhere.
She takes out, there's all these like newspaper clippings
in the notebook.
She hangs them all on the wall.
We see she's writing like a little family tree
of her whole family tree.
She calls everybody in for a little family meeting.
And she's like, okay, I figured it out.
I figured it out.
She says, this, Iris' notebook, it contained all the people who were at the Skyview that night.
All of them went on to die in really strange, horrible ways.
And what's even more strange is they all died in the exact order they die in really strange, horrible ways.
And what's even more strange is they all died
in the exact order they die in the premonition.
And so it took years for death to come for everyone,
but it finally got to Iris,
who was the last to die in the premonition.
And the family is very upset.
They're like, we just came from a funeral.
Like, what the fuck is this?
But Steph goes on to say,
because it took so long for death to get to everyone,
a lot of those people went on to have families
and they had children who should have never been born.
Bloodlines.
So death, bloodlines.
Oh my God.
So death.
I'm just putting that together.
Fuck. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
That's what that means. So death took them too. And so death is coming for us because we were
never supposed to exist. And she says but dad and aunt Brenda they're safe because
they're not part of the bloodline but everybody else death is coming for us
and the way that the pattern works, who's appointed as a law, is that they come safe because they're not part of the bloodline. But everybody else, death is coming for us. And the way that the pattern works,
who's appointed as law, is that they come
for each branch of the family,
separately starting with the oldest.
So death came first, came for Iris,
and then went to her oldest, which is Howard.
And it's gonna go through for his children in order.
So first Eric, then Julia, then Bobby.
Then it's gonna go to Darlene.
This is sick how you have the family tree memorized.
I don't need these.
Then it's gonna go to Darlene, then me, then Charlie.
They are not happy to hear this,
and they're like, this isn't about us,
like what are you talking about?
Like this is really sick that you're turning our father's
death into like some conspiracy theory.
We don't wanna hear this. They all all storm out and Steph is left with her mom
Darlene who's like don't let yourself get caught up in our my grandmother's
crazy fantasies like don't let it take over your life the way it did mine and
Steph says thanks for the advice but I really don't need a mom anymore.
Oof. Oof.
Wow.
Yeah.
Zen.
We're in a tattoo parlor we all saw in the trailer.
This was your guys' big handoff?
That was the big handoff.
So did you say in the green room, like when I say,
I really don't need a mom anymore, it's your turn then?
I have it in my notes, I don't need a mom anymore.
We didn't talk about it actually.
And guess what?
We didn't even talk about it.
Wow.
Didn't even talk about it. Wow.
Impeccable. It's pretty good right? Give it up for the girls. How good are they? Yeah, give it up. This is so fun. Thank you, thank you.
So Eric is working at this tattoo parlor. he is theoretically next in line. Important to
note that he's wearing a leather jacket with no shirt. His vibe is kind of like
hardcore emo. Really cool. Like he's de-gloved a couple girls. Definitely. He's got a lot of piercings and his dad presumably died. I think he says my
dad died yesterday. Yesterday? And he's the boy from the trailer. He's the boy from the trailer.
Yes and he's so chill about it. He's like, oh my dad died yesterday. I yesterday after work. Can you believe it? It's like bizarre.
And his boss is so mean to him.
His boss is mean.
His boss comes in and is like,
lock up after me and close down the shop
and like don't touch any of my liquor.
And it's like...
That's stuff that every boss says.
His dad died yesterday.
Boss is so mean.
He's like, lock up the shop when you're done.
Don't touch my liquor.
It's like, okay, Sammy, ever had a job?
Ha ha ha ha.
So we see that he's piercing someone's tongue
and it looks really gnarly.
That's who he's like saying everything to. He's like complaining to this
girl who's like, just please pierce my tongue and go, please. And then she runs out and
he's closing up shop like his boss told him to because that's his job. And he's wiping
things down with disinfectant. We see the little logo that's like flammable liquid.
We're clocking that.
We see the ceiling fan whirring.
There's chain decorations hanging around,
really close to the fan.
Too close, I think.
We see this bobble head that's kinda teetering
on the edge of something.
We're just, you know, getting these close-ups.
What's it going to be?
It's never what you think.
I know.
This time I know, though.
This time you know, yeah.
He gets a text from Stephanie.
I was almost going to say sexed because I mixed it up and that would be awkward.
Different movie.
It's his cousin. So it's not a sex.
It's a regular text.
And she's very worried about him because...
He's next in line.
He's next in line and is checking in.
He texts back, fuck off, cause I'm trying to sleep.
That's a lie.
Just a pretty normal text, I think.
But he's working.
He's lying, Lisa.
He's lying because he doesn't want her
to worry about him.
When does he put on Eric's sad mix?
Not yet.
I'll tell you.
OK.
Because this is when he's put on, excuse me,
during this closing by himself.
He's put on his hardcore mix at this point.
But as he closes his phone, the text from Stephanie,
he sees his wallpaper is a picture of him and his dad.
And he gets sad.
And he scrolls to that sad mix and here we go.
I can't live without you.
I don't want the world to see me.
A lot of singing in this one.
It's really nice.
You guys are actually really good.
We should do it more. He's given himself a tattoo that says, Dad.
There's one shot of the tattoo gun that was like the,
it's like a cross section of the skin and all the needles going
in his breast.
Freaks me out, yeah.
I didn't like that.
Still get more.
We see the bobble head falls off and falls off.
It's a little counter thing,
hits another thing, we all saw it in the trailer.
And knocks over the disinfectant.
The ceiling fan hits the chain,
or the chain falls down and hooks onto Eric's septum ring.
The chain's getting wrapped up,
pulling it totter and and tauter.
I've never said it in that way before.
I've only used taut.
Tauter and tauter.
Tauter and tauter.
Did you feel that in your plums, Emily?
I was like, I didn't laugh.
I was like, what would I do?
Like, what do you...
Did you like give it a little yank in the theater?
I'm doing it now.
I'm doing it now.
And I'm like, could I get it off fast?
Like, I don't know.
It would just rip through your nose.
Nothing bad would happen to you other than that.
It would be, yeah.
And it was like, it would suck, but like you'd be fine.
Yeah. Yeah.
So the movie's not real.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So the movie's not real.
Yeah.
So the movie's not real.
And as he's like, losing length of the chain,
he's trying to climb higher to give himself more time
to unhook it, climbs on a chair,
stands on the glass display case.
That falls through, glass is shattering everywhere.
He knocks over a lamp that ignites the disinfectant,
causing a fire, and he gets it out, right?
Yeah.
Okay. In the nick of time of time great so he's fine and
yet and I'm not sure how but he's still he falls falls into the fire and is
screaming and we cut to a wide of the whole place burning down. Denso Bunso. How many more are left in the bloodline?
Most of them.
This year.
We've only just begun.
Does it feel that way?
So we see the next morning, Steph and Charlie
are looking for Eric.
We're stressed. Have you
heard from him? Charlie hasn't heard from him. Charlie gets a text. The tattoo
parlor burned down last night. They gotta rush and see what happened and
Steph is driving without looking at the Road Classic movie thing of just
like talking to Charlie as she's driving not looking ahead hit someone not fatally but you know you don't want
you've got a look you don't want to hit someone in any in any way and it's Eric Oh, okay. Not fatally, we said, not fatally, we said. He's alive. What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Wait, so he had a premonition?
No.
Was it that 71-year-old stunt woman in a wig?
Yeah.
Maybe.
They were like, it's your last hurrah, sweetheart.
We're putting you in everything.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They get out, oh my god, Eric's alive, thank god.
He says, firefighter said I was lucky
I was wearing that leather jacket, saved my life.
Wow, that's amazing.
He has like a slight little bandage on his arm,
but he's fine and he's being a real dick about it.
He's like flaunting around.
He's like, death's not coming for me.
You guys are being annoying.
You need to chill.
Leave me alone.
Steph is freaking out, following him
as he's walking towards his house,
seeing all the potential causes of death on their walk.
Like there's a tree trimmer.
She's like, watch out for that tree trimmer.
That it could fall out.
And like, watch out for these kids playing soccer.
They could kick a ball in your face.
And Eric is laughing at all of this,
thinks they're being ridiculous.
Arrives at home and Julia comes out.
She's in her exercise clothes, getting ready to go for a run.
And a garbage truck pulls up.
Steph is like, what?
Stay away from the truck.
We don't know what would happen with that truck.
Eric's like, dancing on the truck, licking the truck.
Like, I'm not not gonna die ever.
And Julia says to Steph,
we're all getting pretty sick of your garbage.
Wow.
Then runs off like, not the main focus of the camera,
what do you call it again? Just like in the background. She's in the background. and runs off like, not the main focus of the camera,
what do you call it again? Just like in the background.
She's in the background.
She runs off on her run.
Going on her run as Eric and Charlie and Steph
are still like going at it.
And we see the tree trimmer fall,
a leaf blower blows leaves in the boys playing soccer's eyes.
They kick a soccer ball into Julia's head.
She falls into a trash bin.
Feet up. Feet up.
And is lifted and dumped into the garbage truck.
That's like Toy Story 3.
Well...
Okay. Have you seen it?
It's just like that.
Three or four, I can't remember.
You couldn't die from that, no.
But from what comes next?
It starts pretty quickly compacting.
Like it's squish in the trash.
They like to squish
things in these movies. No one can tell the garbage truck driver like stop.
He's like, one second, press the button, there's nothing I can do. They're running after him, they're yelling.
He's listening to music really loud. Yeah he's listening to what doesn't kill you
makes you stronger, which I noticed is... was in the gym scene in the gym scene
Yeah, wow, they really bought the rights for that
Steph is jumping on the side of the trash truck trying to pull her out while the other two are trying to get the driver's
Attention and she's saying like don't worry. You're not next like you're not gonna die
You're not gonna die as the compact. This is normaling thing is like getting tighter and tighter and it's like uh
reaching for trying to pull her out and she's like her it closes on her from the
jaw down and kind of pops off the top of her head and you see her like
jaw fall off so yeah she apparently was next yeah it seems that way.
The twist that one of them was like older than the other and they never knew it?
Is that the twist?
That's an interesting...
There is a twist.
Someone's not part of the bloodline.
Who thinks they're part of the bloodline?
Henley.
Y'all suck, I mean.
She always does this.
Right, Lisa?
Right?
It also happened in Toy Story 3.
Yes.
A lot of infidelity in Toy Story 3.
So we're now back at Cousin's house.
Everyone's upset.
Was there another funeral in there?
No, there's too many.
It's too expensive.
We can't do that many.
We can't keep doing this.
Everyone believes now.
Seeing is believing. doing this. Everyone believes now, seeing as believing, and they're saying,
Steph, we should have believed you, and Steph saying, no, like, I was wrong because
I messed up the order, obviously, and Aunt Brenda's like biting her nails, like,
there's something I gotta tell you guys, Steph. You weren't wrong. You just didn't have all the information.
And that is that Eric is not Howard's son.
Whoa.
I liked my twist better where someone's birth certificate
was a little bit wrong.
was a little bit wrong. So now we're like, again, no one really reacts to things in like normal ways. He's pretty upset. He's upset but in a way that's kind of like,
come on. He's like, are you kidding? And that's kind of it. So he I think storms out and we're all
kind of brainstorming okay who's next then that means Bobby is next and what
can we do now that we believe you? Brenda's like about Bobby. The rest of the movie is just Brenda keep going, oh, fuck.
So they're racking their brains. How can we do?
And didn't the book say something
about somebody who survived?
JB found someone who survived.
And the mom, what's the mom's name?
Darlene.
Darlene is like
JB. I know a JB. She talks about a JB. JB at a hospital. A hospital like Hope
Hospital. Hope wins. Hope wins hospital and then they like say hospital name and
they're like, ah that hospital is just one hour away. Let's go and find JB. They're all about to pile
into Darlene's RV when Eric runs out and says, did you guys do a nut check?
Because... A nut check? Nut check! Oh, fucking nut check! Nut check! And he's like, it's like I know Darlene baked cookies
with peanut butter in them, and Bobby is deathly allergic
to peanut butter, and so did you bake those cookies
in this RV?
She says yes, she fucked up again,
so it's pretty embarrassing.
Are there ovens in RVs?
That feels insane.
Never had a job, never been in an RV.
And he goes in finds the peanut butter comes out goes to Bobby nut check. For real? Who are you? Oh, see Lisa, it's easier than you think. I'm just as good as her. She is as good.
So now we are driving to the hospital, going to find JB.
Steph notices some family photos in her mom's car,
so there's a little like emotional tension there
where she's like what are those photos for? Because I thought you left us because
you don't like us and she's like why would you think that? She's like I wrote you every day.
Yeah it's that kind of vibes and she, I left because I was raised by a person who had this obsession.
And it made like I bought into it.
And I saw death everywhere.
And I was making life hard for you kids.
And so I left.
And I'm sorry.
And I'm here for you now.
This movie is breaking my heart, honestly.
No.
We arrive at the hospital. there's pretty funny, Bobby is joining
with, they tried to like tell Bobby to stay home because it's dangerous but he
was like I'd rather be with people and so they're all just kind of like walking
like so nervous of everything and as they're entering the hospital there's a
revolving door and Bobby's like so scared to go into it but he's fine
and they find JB and it's Tony Todd William John Bloodworth
blood worth yeah you better believe this guy yeah
or icon any and he's so good on this and he really looked so sick speaking of I love this guy. Tony Todd. He's great. He's Candyman. He's Candyman. Poor icon.
And he's so good in this and he really looked so sick.
Speaking of something scary, this is my phone background.
Show me.
Can he see?
No.
Wait, I wanna see.
Is it Gremlin?
I'm to the side of you.
Wait, wait, I can't.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, cute.
But I really scared a little.
I was just back home and there was a little five-year-old
and she was like,
she was like, I know your sister has dogs.
And I was like, yeah.
And then my phone lit up because I had a text
and she went, do you have a pet monkey?
It's a gremlin.
It's a gremlin.
Anyways, what an idiot.
I said, get in the cupboard, you'll be safer in there.
I said, get in the cupboard, you'll be safer in there. So they are, there's like Iris, our grandmother, wrote about you in the book, do you know what's
happening?
He, of course, knows what's happening.
He says, I've been waiting for you.
Iris and I were good friends, she was a very special woman, and she saved my life.
And he was the kid in the cupboard.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Tony Todd? Tony Todd! The actor! Tony Todd the actor. Does anyone know the city he died in?
Los Angeles? Marina Del Rey. Wow. You're next Emily.
What?
Uh oh.
And that's the Tony Todd effect.
So they realize, oh, cause Steph has dreamt about him,
and says, oh, you're the kid, so you're the last to die.
So Iris wasn't just protecting us, she was protecting us. They realize, oh, cause Steph has dreamt about him, and says, oh, you're the kid, so you're the last to die.
So Iris wasn't just protecting us,
she was protecting you as well.
And she said that you found someone who beat death.
And he says, yes, there's two separate instances.
You can either kill someone or die those are the ways to be death you
kill someone and you take the time they have left yes and that's from Final
Destination 5 someone does that and if you die like flatline and are brought
back to life that gets confused tricks them that's from Final Destination 2
we're all gonna die it's okay we are all gonna die That gets confused. That's trick-some. Trick-some. That's from Final Destination 2.
We're all gonna die.
It's okay.
We are all gonna die.
Let's just not do that.
That is true.
Let's not do any of this.
Well, that's kind of what he goes on to say.
This actually is like a pretty emotional scene.
It's very emotional.
And his final monologue is the creators told him like, just say what you want to say.
Like everybody knew he was about to die.
It's very sad.
He was very sick.
He's been part of all these movies and they were like, just say what you want to say to the fans. And he gives us like really beautiful
monologue about we're all going to die. We don't know when we're going to die, but just
enjoy and treasure the time you have. That's all you can do. And it is like, it made me
cry. It's so beautiful.
Yeah. It is really emotional. I thought it wasn't an emotional film.
I know. Just that one part.
Yeah, I did. Yeah.
What the fuck? This emotional film. I know, just that one part. Yeah, I did. What the fuck?
This part is.
I know.
So he leaves them with that, and they're like, okay, so we gotta kill someone.
He's like, what the fuck are we gonna do now?
Gotta kill someone or die.
No, we don't want to do either of those things.
Mom, Steph, and Charlie are like talking okay what's plan B?
We can maybe go to Iris's little little bunker safe house place but while
they're chatting Eric and Bobby slip away and Eric says we just gotta we just
gotta get you to Flatline and bring you back and no big deal and we'll save
everybody. How old is Bobby again? They're like, Bobby's like, they're all adults.
20 and Eric's like 20 something.
I don't know, they're like young, stupid.
All right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There is a scene where Eric and Bobby are walking
through the hospital and they're still kind of debating,
do we kill someone?
And they're like, how could you even know
how much time someone would have left?
And then they pass a room full of babies, the delivery room.
And they're pretty tempted, and they're like,
mmm, ooh, I like those odds.
And then they're like, no, no, no.
We can't, we can't, we can't, we can't, we can't.
We can't kill a baby.
Who would?
We can't.
Then would you genuinely live to like 200 then?
Yeah, honestly, like a nightmare, right?
Like, do you get old? True. And the most embarrassing of all, But then would you genuinely live to like 200 then? Yeah, honestly like a nightmare, right?
Like, do you get old?
True.
And the most embarrassing of all,
everyone will be able to tell you killed a baby.
That is so embarrassing.
She's so embarrassing, that's embarrassing.
Hi, humiliating.
But no, they decide they're not gonna kill a baby,
they're not gonna kill anyone.
They- Except Bobby.
Yes, except Bobby.
They are going to get some peanuts and...
Flatline them like that?
I know, you were saying if he can flatline
and come back to life, then no one else
in the family has to die?
It breaks the chain.
It breaks the chain?
It breaks the chain.
Just go with it.
So peanut allergies are like kind of a blessing
in disguise, probably.
I'm sure you could find a doctor that would do it.
You don't have to use peanuts.
You think you could find a doctor that
could kill you?
Emily, look at all these wonderful facelifts
all these Hollywood actors are getting.
You don't think you can find one doctor,
if they can do that, they can certainly make you flatline
for a little bit and bring you back.
I mean, Kris Jenner has flatlined
multiple times at this point.
She's flatlining right now.
If you find one doctor that can do it, do it to the whole family, you're good.
You're done.
You go to stockdoc.com.
Flatline is all.
You go to the search bar.
You type in flatlining.
Group discount.
You see five stars or above if you pick that one.
Five stars or above.
Whoa.
Six stars?
This one's even better.
You got six.
That must be really good.
So they find a vending machine with some peanuts.
Bobby says, no, no, no.
If I'm going to do this, I'm going to have the good stuff.
He gets some knockoff Reese's peanut butter cups,
probably for legal reasons.
Yeah, did not get the rights.
Did not get the right.
I can't imagine why Reese's didn't
want to be associated with using their product to kill
themselves temporarily.
But of course, as they put the money in it
and press little buttons, it gets stuck right at the end.
And mind you, we're still, like,
Bobby is still next in line to die.
Yeah, stakes are really high.
And Eric just starts punching this vending machine,
wiggling it, about to knock it over,
and Poppy's like, okay, calm down, calm down.
And it falls out.
We get it.
We got the peanut butter cups off-brand.
They sneak into a nearby dark room.
Eric goes out to, he says, I'll be right back
for some reason.
And as he like closes the door behind him,
a clipboard falls off the wall, hits some computer keys,
something starts powering on.
Bobby turns around and sees that it is an MRI machine.
What? Yeah, this one's pretty crazy, you guys.
This was great.
Yeah, let's go.
A safety video starts playing, letting us know that,
you know, take off your metal jewelry earrings
because the MRI has a very powerful magnet.
And surely it shouldn't turn on so easily.
Just one little clipboard.
Just a little clipboard smashing into the keyboard
turns it on.
Okay, I have a guess.
He has like a quarter up his butt.
Pretty good.
Something like that.
Probably.
And it's gonna rip it out of his butt or?
It's honestly not too far.
I love where you're heads at, but not quite.
I'm just trying.
Henley, we can writers room this.
We're writers.
Like, if someone was like, OK, do we're writing the movie?
Would they have the MRI?
Corner up the butt.
It's like a.
Corner up the butt.
I mean, maybe.
But we would have had to see it before.
Maybe as a pacemaker, but that seems
like too much for someone who also has a nut allergy.
And a belly button ring would just come right out.
We already did piercings. What could it be? It's like a metal arm like he's a Superman.
Or he drank liquid steel. Yeah. Oh. Right? Like I don't know. Okay you guys can go.
Yeah okay. You're not like super far, but Eric comes back.
He's found a wheelchair.
Sits Bobby down in it, because he's going to die.
And so he's like, I'll have this so I can run you out
and get you resuscitated immediately.
Give me your EpiPen, because I'll need that.
He takes that.
And Bobby says, just promise me one thing.
If I do die, that you'll take care of my turtle Paco because they live for like a
hundred years
Just kill Paco. I
Thought I thought Paco should have had a bigger role in this movie. That's my one note is I just I
Felt like we kept setting him up for something, but it was
No, just we just got little nice little glimpses of him so
Bobby eats the peanut butter cup and he starts going into
Anaphylactic shock that's what happens right?
At least enjoy it for a second he does he does yeah
What you might be able to eat yeah, yeah
Yes, I know a stash of cashew I've it. Don't I don't like the public knowing that
because somebody does want to kill me. Sorry don't give them to her! I know someone's gonna use that to kill me.
But like do you think about what you might enjoy if you could? Yeah because I would love to know what a cashew tastes like.
So many people were like that's my favorite nut and have no idea.
They're overrated. It's fine. A walnut is so much better than a cashew.
A which one? A walnut? Are you allergic to walnuts?
No.
I don't really like any of it.
Are you fine?
Really?
Yeah.
I mean, peanut butter's that.
I mean, sorry to anybody who's allergic to peanuts.
But that's the best one.
That is the best one.
Yeah.
And you can eat that.
I can have that.
Yeah, great.
Hell yeah.
You're all good.
You're fine.
But Bobby can't, and he's dying.
OK.
He's dying.
He's grabbing for the EpiPen.
Eric's not giving it to him.
He's like, no, you gotta die, sorry.
And something happens, another,
something hits the keyboard, or no,
the magnet of the MRI is getting warmed up,
it's getting stronger, we're hitting
higher magnetism levels, and Eric's phone
flies out of his pocket and somehow that
hitting the MRI machine unlocks research power mode. This is not for a human being
inside, this is for research. And Bobby is yeah like, like going into,
his face is all swollen and he's fallen off the wheelchair
and Eric is, like saw his phone fly out of his pocket,
he turns towards the MRI machine
and you know all those piercings start flying out,
his septum ring, his earrings, his nipple rings.
Is anyone here in the medical field?
Could this actually happen?
Like if we turn an MRI machine on and we're in the room,
can it start sucking things away?
It depends on where the magnet is.
Like if it's on the top,
then your belly button's just gonna rip out and pop.
Yeah, but he's not even in the machine,
they're just standing around the machine.
But what about in research mode?
It said it went over five Teslas, which is.
Yeah, it's over level.
We don't know.
We don't know.
We don't know.
And that's medical.
Oh.
That's medical.
Okay, I actually have a legal case where.
Oh.
Can you talk about it?
This is live streaming. Your wheelchair actually levitated.
Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
Oh my god!
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
We've learned that it's real.
It's real and that's exactly what's about to happen.
Because there is a wheelchair in this room if you'll recall.
Yes.
Well, but first another piercing comes into play.
Yes, so Eric is being sucked towards this MRI machine.
Now, by the dick.
You see his dick going like, it's not erect,
it's just pulled, pulled straight.
Because he has a Prince Albert piercing
and it's going towards the machine.
We didn't guess that, damn it. No, but in the butt is like, that's why I was like,
you're pretty close.
It's like, they're like there.
It's in the front.
Yeah, the dick is the butt of the front.
Yeah.
So Eric's being pulled in, dick first, into this MRI machine.
As the wheelchair flies behind him, hits him in the back,
and he's being folded in half, like,
like head, head, legs, stomach, shrooms.
I just like, dick first, I don't know how else to say it.
Like backwards, like scorpion thumbs.
Like scorpion thumbs.
Like folded in half, head back to leg, stomach first.
It's bad.
It's bad, and then the wheelchair starts breaking apart.
It's getting sucked in, and so all the poles
of the wheelchair start stabbing through him.
He fully gets folded in half, head to feet, poles of the wheelchair start stabbing through him.
He fully gets folded in half head to feet through the MRI machine.
While poles are stabbing through him.
And meanwhile Bobby is dying.
It's bad.
Bobby's trying to get to the EpiPen.
The EpiPen's in Eric's hand,
which is still dangling out, thank God.
And gets to it it injects himself
seems like everything's gonna be okay and then a nurse notices all the
metallic objects flying off the desk realizes what's happening runs to the MRI room. She says research mode again. Not again. Research mode. We gotta turn off research mode.
I said it should be more than one button.
And as she opens the door, she sees the absolute carnage.
Horrifying sight.
It's really bad.
But sees that Bobby is alive and says, oh my God, are you okay? And at this moment, the vending machine
that's right outside the door, like starts flying in,
but that one spring that was holding the peanut butter cups
shoots out of the vending machine right into Bobby's head
and is like spinning and drilling through his forehead.
Bobby's dead.
Okay.
Again, like cut to, thank you, thank you.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah. Wow.
Cut to Steph and Charlie crying again,
just like, oh my God.
It's been a rough two days.
And they're like, why did this happen?
Eric was not in the bloodline.
But as we learned from JB, when you mess with death,
excuse me, when you fuck with death, things get messy.
So they're again like, okay, we got to get to Iris' cabin.
It's the only thing that's safe.
If we stay out here, we're gonna die.
Now Darlene is next.
Wait, how many more are there?
Three.
Jesus Christ.
Buckle up folks, we're here for hours.
Charlie says, do we just lock ourselves in the cabin forever? And Darlene says, not you, just me. As long as I'm alive, you'll be alive.
This is what Iris was doing this whole time. So Darlene is essentially saying,
like, I will take Iris' place to protect you. I don't want the world to know.
I don't think that they'd understand.
It's meant to be broken.
I just want to know who I am.
Beautiful. I am who I am. It was beautiful.
Because Steph has these little premonitiony moments,
she's like, I have to go with you because the journey there
is going to be very dangerous.
And I'll be able to see kids playing soccer being dangerous
and that sort of thing.
So they have a big group hug, like, OK, we're
going to go together and
as they do a penny falls out of Iris's pocket and rolls.
Penny's going out of the parking lot in a way
that's insane for like any situation.
Drive too fast you can die on the road.
Drive too fast you can die.
That's exactly right.
And so she zooms out of the parking lot.
She's not looking left or right.
She's just assuming she has the right of way,
which she does not.
And almost gets hit and then is like, oh my god,
can you believe what almost just happened?
It's like, yeah, you were driving crazy.
And so Steph is gonna drive.
And we see in the parking lot an old lady.
Evette?
I don't think it's Evette, but maybe.
Picking up that lucky penny. I think this one was the descendant of that fucking kid.
That's why I was like this one is that bloodline.
Yeah, yeah.
I hate him.
They make it to the cabin.
Steph, again, like sees the wind and is like,
he's about to make a move.
It's about to happen, but I don't know what.
It's not helpful at all.
There's no soccer ball here, I don't know what to do.
I don't know what's gonna happen, but something is I don't know what's going to happen. But something is.
So they have to get in.
It's like fortified in a way that they,
the only way they can get in is driving full speed
through the gate.
And it works, but then they're like slamming on the brakes
so they don't crash into the cabin
and stop just in time right at the edge of this pond.
I mean, it's a pond.
It's like a little pond.
It's like a puddle.
It's a small pond.
Yeah, it's basically a puddle.
I don't know what it's doing there,
but they fall into it.
But they're kind of teetering on the edge of it
in a way that we're like, okay, well,
someone's gonna have to move around there, I guess.
I mean, I said it already.
I said the phone.
Oh.
And as the force of slamming on the brakes,
something falls off a shelf and hits Steph's seatbelt buckle
and breaks the little part that you press to release it.
They quickly realize she can't get out.
She says, you guys go, just get mom inside.
If mom's inside and doesn't die, then I'm safe.
We see from the scene where they went to Iris' earlier a little like
something was set in motion earlier where a rope was burned and has been
slowly breaking this whole time and just now falls and it hits a like gas turns on this gas stove and then a ember flies
in from somewhere gas leak ignited house explodes before Darlene and Charlie can
get inside they're thrown backwards from the from the explosion and the RV is knocked into the teeny tiny pond.
And Steph is completely submerged. It truly looks like it is like this deep. I don't know how it happened.
Just immediately submerged too. She's just, it's very funny. And we see that Charlie is pinned
under some fallen debris. We don't see where Darlene is, but he's calling out to
her. Steph's trying to unbuckle, can't unbuckle. Mom finally, we see her get up
from somewhere. She's like half-burned, like two-faced. Yeah, she's really burned. It's
nasty. She's got gnarly burns and she uses her mother's strength.
You get it.
Mm.
Mm-hmm.
To free Charlie from this fallen debris,
lifting it off of him like a car.
Nothing can stop her.
All mothers can do it.
Yup.
And she gets him out and he's like, oh, mom, like you look so bad, like,
oh, you're so... Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, mom.
He's really worried about her. Like, oh, my God, something really bad happened. And she's
like, no, no, go save your sister, go save your sister. And he starts kind of walking
towards the RV and she's like, I'm gonna stay alive as long as I can. And then a telephone pole falls down on top of her
and kills her.
She's dead.
Charlie goes to the RV, starts looking for something
to cut through the seatbelt, finds a knife,
cuts himself pretty badly with the knife.
It's like one of those switchblades that like,
like I said, that's what a switchblade is. Switch blade, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like any of them.
It like comes out of a little like handle thing.
And so he's cutting through the seatbelt,
but it like flings back into his hand,
like cuts through his fingers.
It's really nasty.
But it's really, it's one of those things that I was like,
like the stepping on the glass.
It's like, well, I wouldn't be able to do anything
after that.
Sorry.
You just be like, well I tried.
Like, okay, well.
But he's gotta keep going.
But he's gotta keep going.
And he does.
But he's struggling to cut this
and we see kind of Steph's POV fading to black
and she's losing consciousness and screen goes black.
black and she's losing consciousness and screen goes black. Then we hear her coughing as Charlie resuscitates her giving her CPR. She's alive. They're so
happy hugging each other. You died and I brought you back. This is the thing that
we had to do. So they're like so happy for a second
and then they're like, ooh, but mom?
She's dead.
Yeah, mom's dead.
And that stings, so.
And that stings.
That really stings.
But to be fair, mom's been gone a long time.
True.
Yeah.
So, cut two, it's a new day sometime later,
but probably not that much longer later,
but the sun is shining.
We see Paco being cared for by-
Paco does come back.
Steph and Charlie's dad, who has been absolutely
so unhelpful during this whole thing.
Like, his children have been facing down death
everywhere they go and he's kind of just been like, all right well I don't like
talking to your mom so... so you guys have you guys have fun. Charlie's getting
ready to go to prom once again acting like everything is fine after like your
whole family has died. I don't
think this is that much later. I was like a week. I might skip prom if it were me
but you only get one prom. That's true. Life goes on. There's like triumphant
music playing like we did it. We're gonna live forever. Fuck death and et cetera, et cetera.
And as Steph is pinning on the little flower
onto Charlie's suit, she pricks her finger
and gets a bad feeling.
Pricking the finger is something that happens a lot
in these movies.
I don't think it happened in the beginning, too.
It did.
Did I say it?
I don't remember.
Well, it did.
We're saying it now. And we cut to the old lady that picked up the lucky penny
stopping at a nearby lemonade stand.
You remember her? Like you recognized her?
It was like, she came up like 10 minutes ago in the movie.
Oh, okay. Wow. It was like hours ago.
I know. I know.
And as she's paying for her lemonade,
the penny falls out of her coin purse, starts rolling down some steps onto a train track
and gets wedged just so.
In a way that looks bad.
I don't know how train tracks typically
work but how stronger pennies? That too, yeah. We cut back to Charlie introducing
Steph to his date's dad. He's like, oh this is Jenny's dad and Jenny's dad's like
has his arm around Charlie and he's like,, I heard he's quite the lifesaver. And Steph says, yeah, he brought me back from the dead.
And Jenny's dad goes, hello.
It's such a dick move, it's so funny.
It's the great, imagine, just, I know,
we've been here for eight hours, but just imagine, imagine you are meeting your prom date's
fucking family for some reason, and she's like,
oh my God, he saved my life, he's here,
he brought me back from the dead, and he goes, well.
Eh.
Well.
What does he know?
He's like, if you drown, he's a doctor,
they do make a point of being like, he's a doctor.
He's a doctor, but he's also a fucking dick.
But he's an asshole, yeah.
He's like, if you drown your unconscious,
like he brought you back from unconsciousness,
but you weren't dead.
You weren't dead.
And they're both like,
doh, doh, doh, doh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
So actually, it wasn't that big of a deal.
And Charlie says, so she wasn't dead?
And he says, exactly.
Uh-oh.
He's such an asshole.
Steph starts getting the death shivers. Like the little wind is happening.
We hear a train approaching.
We see a 60s era car driving across the train tracks.
Like the premonition.
Like the premonition.
And the train goes. Like the premonition. Like the premonition.
And the train goes off the rails straight towards them, crashing through houses in this suburban
neighborhood.
It breaks through concrete like it's a wave of water.
Like, can that be? And they're running from it. It's coming for just them. Nobody else is in danger.
They're running, they're running. Stephanie.
They're also the only ones running.
Yeah. Steph falls and Charlie gets her up and they keep running and then the train slows to a stop just in time and they say a big few and it was a really close call and then
something falls and another train car slides forward filled with logs logs
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They did not.
The bloodline is over.
Yeah, death came for them and it fucking got them.
It got them.
So is there gonna be another one, do we think?
Probably, I think probably if it made, what,
like 280 million dollars?
This one did great.
This one did great and like,
it's the best possible premise.
And if you can just think of funny, fun ways for people to die,
just keep it coming.
It's just fun.
It's just fun.
It's not gross, it's not bad.
It's not just fun.
It's not bad, it's fun.
It's just fun.
I don't think I'd want to see it though.
Okay.
I mean, Lisa, what do you think?
Lisa, I just had an idea.
Like, what if there was a witch here and And she pulled, and she, and she.
I was thinking the same thing.
Okay.
Let me get, like, the vibe of the room.
Like, let's say a witch was here and she was like,
I'm gonna close my eyes and I'm gonna feel
how someone in the room dies, but I'm not gonna say who.
I'm gonna write it down, then I'm gonna read it out loud.
Would we all consent to hearing that?
Yes.
Yes.
Okay, she, Lisa, okay, okay, okay.
Should we do it?
No, Lisa can't do this.
Bring out the witch.
Lisa!
Ah!
She had not do this.
I would wanna hear that, no.
I wouldn't wanna hear, I don't think I would consent.
I think we'd have to be unanimous consent
and I'm sure there's some people in here
that would not consent.
Put it behind if you're not.
I don't wanna hear it.
Even if we have a one in whatever chance.
I don't wanna hear it.
I don't wanna know.
Unless it's being fucked to death.
Ha ha ha. I claim it's being fucked to death.
I claim it in the name of Jesus.
Wow.
Thank you guys so much for sharing that with me.
I have so much to say.
Thank you for sharing.
You guys did a wonderful job.
Give it up for our storytellers.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Wow.
You guys fucking rocked that.
That was so fun to hear.
I was already scared of MRIs and now.
Yeah.
Now we have.
And Emily.
Woo!
And Emily!
And Emily!
Woo!
And Emily!
And Emily!
And Emily Seth!
Woo!
Woo!
This has been a real thrill, thrill of our lives.
Thank you for staying up past bedtime with us.
Thank you for staying up so long with us.
On a school night, no less.
Thank you for coming from how, wherever you came from to be here.
This is very special.
Did I say thank you to Grace in the beginning?
Because if I didn't-
Thank you, fucking Grace.
Sorry, everybody, give it up for Grace.
Grace is our producer. Grace came from England. I did say it. Because if I didn't. Thank you, fucking Grace. Sorry, everybody give it up for Grace.
Grace came from England.
I did say it.
We did.
I did say it.
We did.
But it's worth saying again.
And yeah, I feel like.
I feel like we did it.
That's the show.
So, from all of us here at Too Scary Didn't Watch.
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