Too Scary; Didn't Watch - THE SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE

Episode Date: January 22, 2025

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This is a HeadGum Podcast. This is Emily. Henley. And Sammy. And you're listening to Too Scary, Didn't Watch. Hi everyone. Welcome to Too Scary, Didn't Watch, the horror movie recap podcast for those too scared to watch for themselves.

I'm Emily and I am too scared to watch scary movies. I'm Henley and I'm also too scared to watch scary movies. I'm Sammy and I love watching scary movies and so I watch them so that you don't have to and we are currently live on YouTube, raising money for World Central Kitchen. They are currently providing meals to first responders and families impacted by the wildfires in LA. And we had a goal to raise $2,000.

You guys freaking hit that before we even started the live stream. I can't believe it. So generous. These generous listeners. It's really, it's really amazing. It's really, really exciting. Really amazing.

And we had some rewards planned that you've already gotten one of them. Emily. He locked him in. He locked him in. Emily, why don't you tell us about them? Oh my gosh, I would be delighted. Okay, so our initial goal, reaching $2,000,

which as we speak and begin this right now, we've raised over $3,000, which is- Ooh, baby. What? Crazy! What? Really, really exciting. So for our first reward that you've all earned,

we will be adding in a main feed bonus episode, a watch along of 2013, Evil Dead, and Haley and I have to watch it. It feels like mostly a gift for me, a reward for me. It's a reward for Sammy and for everybody who can handle watching Evil Dead or just closing their eyes and listening to us suffer. I was gonna say, possibly just listening to the audio

will be fun in and of itself. So we're gonna do it. This is partially my fault. Just a little peek behind the curtain. Sammy and Emily had initially thought funny games. I, being the absolute task master that I am, no, that's not the right word, the authoritarian, the tyrant that I am, said no.

Yes, an absolute tyrant. I said no. But you know what, Emily? She was such a diva. I'm honestly kind of glad that you said no, because. Really? Well, I don't wanna do either of them. I know, I know you really don't because. Really? Well, I don't want to do either of them. I know, I know you really don't want to do Evil Dead.

You really don't want to. A classic lose-lose, but that's what we're here for. We're here for scary movies and we're here for all of you who have been here for this cause, which is really, really remarkable. World Central Kitchen is just an amazing charity. They do such incredible work. And also I love Jose Andres.

I love him so much. Check out his freaking show. I think it's on Netflix. Sorry, we talk about Netflix all the time. Where he and his daughters like go tour around Spain. It's amazing. He's an angel and I really, really love him. And they yeah, do incredible work.

So we're really, really thrilled to be able to pool together and help out. So that is happening. That is definitely happening. We will be doing that. If we get to $5,000, which is our new fundraising goal,

which by the way, this fundraiser will go for a week. So we still have a week to make that happen. But in two weeks, Sammy and I are going to Connecticut to see our dear Henley in person. Yay, yay, yay. And if we make $5,000, we will do another livestream from the graveyard that Henley lives at. We don't know how to do this.

We don't know what tech it's going to require. We don't know how to, we are just some millennial women in a graveyard. There's a graveyard. I thought, you know what? There's something there. There's something there. There's something there. The people are going to want to see it.

Absolutely. Like what we'll be talking about. Who knows? Who will join us? Who will join us? Hard to say. The thing I'm honestly most scared about is it's gonna be so fucking cold and I am not gonna wanna be outside at all.

True. But again, it's felt like there's gotta be something there. There's gotta be something. So to be determined, to be figured out, it will be us, it will be us together and it will be us together in a graveyard and we'll figure out what that means in some capacity. And we do have a couple ideas up our sleeves for some things that will be announced when the fundraiser is over,

just because we've been really, really overwhelmed by everybody donating any amount has been really amazing. It is honestly like when big crises happen, which just feels like all the time now, it can be really overwhelming to think about what you can do and how you can contribute and how you can help when you only have so much time, energy, funds. It can feel like, how can I even make any difference?

And like the answer is always community and collective action. And to have seen what it looks like actually when a group of people all contribute to a larger goal. I'm so motivated and so inspired and so grateful to be within this community of people who have all joined together. And $3,000, holy shit, that's amazing. And everybody is a part of that.

And I'm just really bowled over and I'll freaking watch Evil Dead for that. I'll get cold in a graveyard for that. No problem. Any day of the week. Any day of the week, you catch me cold in a graveyard. And I'm very just happy as always to be here with my friends doing our thing.

Me too. And if you are watching this live, you can donate at the link that's in the YouTube video or, or, look what she did. Whoa, what is that? At this QR code in the video, high tech wizard. You guys are mad though.

I feel like I did not understand what QR codes were or how they worked until very recently. Yeah. I don't understand how they work. I would see these things all over the place and I was like, what the fuck is this square? But I get it now, I do get it now. And it's amazing, it's so easy.

Just freaking hold your phone up to that. And it takes, there you go. There you go. Weren't you doing QR code menus though? Didn't you have to deal with QR code? That's when I figured it out. Oh, okay. That's when I figured it out. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

But they were around before that. And I didn't know what they were. Oh no, no, no, no. No, me neither. But I know now. No, I know now. Yes. Obviously.

And like Emily said, this fundraiser will be up for another week. So if you're listening or watching this after the fact, we also have a link to donate in our bio on our Instagram page. And yeah, you guys are the freaking best. We love you so goddamn much. Oh my God, we love you so much.

Wow, wow, wow. And we're just gonna get straight into our movie today. Are you guys ready? I'm so ready. I told you guys this before we started, but dear, dear, dear friend of the podcast and correspondent Betsy Sidaro did tell me she loves this movie.

And I consider that to be a fantastic omen. So I'm very excited to see what's in store. I know me too. Oh, we just, I just look at him. Hi. Also what happens when, oh, oh, Mac's birthday tomorrow. Everybody say happy birthday to Mac and Bunk's, their brothers. And Bunk. You'll maybe see a peek of Bunk later because at around this time they are very annoying

and like to be in my lap. So cute. So let's see what happens. Cute. But yeah, this week we're talking about the slumber party massacre. Been on the list for a long time. I've never actually heard of this movie before. However, I would say it's one of those titles where it's like, of course, slumber party massacre.

Of course. Yeah, that's going to exist. Something like that. Or exactly that. It's got to exist. Exactly that. It's also been remade at least once, twice. There's three Slumber Party Massacres and a remake.

There's also Sorority House Massacre and Cheerleader Massacre. Okay, so I'm getting the gist of what we're, what the central premise might be. The Slumber Party Mass massacre came out in 1982 and hold onto your butts you guys. This movie was written and directed by women. Okay.

Okay. A second I thought you were gonna say Wes Craven. By women. By women. Written and directed by women in 1982, excuse me, Pioneers. I know. Directed by Amy Holden Jones and written by Rita Mae Brown starring Michelle Michaels.

Do you know Rita Mae Brown? You guys, I read so many Rita Mae Brown and Sneaky Pie Brown books. We've talked about this, right? Sneaky Pie Brown. No, please talk about it now. If I had heard about something called Sneaky Pie Brown, I think I'd remember.

Okay, when I was in like second grade, I discovered Rita Mae Brown and Sneaky Pie Brown books. There are like a hundred of them. And it's all a woman who works in a post office in a small town and she solves mysteries with her two cats. Or maybe one of them's a cat and one of them is a dog. And there's a lot of like sex in them.

And I was like, loved them. And my mom had no idea what I was reading because on the cover is just a cat, a lot of cats on the covers. Incredible. Anyway, Rita Mae Brown, chef's kiss. She's like a wonderful. I should have done more digging on her

because I read somewhere that she was like a queer rights activist and are the books queer at all? Probably. There's like queer undertones to this movie, but I felt like I was literally like- I wanted more, but it was 1982 I guess. I was nine years old. I had- So you weren't maybe picking up on queer undertones. Things were going right over my head. Perhaps you weren't picking up on them. So much about what I thought was about to happen has just totally turned over in my brain. Some of it is still gonna happen

because there are men involved. Oh, there's men involved? Reset, reset. But I think they did a good job. We'll talk about it as we go through it, but I can't remember if I said, did I say everyone's starring in it? Starring Michelle Michaels, Robin Still, Michael Vieira, Deborah DeLiso, and Andre Honore, streaming on Amazon Prime. And yeah, I was going to say that

it was also produced by Roger Corman, a man. Who is that? Oh, okay. A man. He's a band, okay, got it, got it. He's a big horror director and producer in the 60s. He did a lot of Edgar Allan Poe movies starring Vincent Price. That was like a frequent collab. I feel like I saw some of them in film school, but he's produced over 400 movies. I think he died last year, but he, I think anything we don year, but he,

I think anything we don't like about the movie, sorry, I think we can blame it on him. Okay, fair enough, fair enough, fair enough. And look, obviously, it just doesn't mean it's troublesome because there's a man involved. It just kind of makes it a little more likely. And women being involved doesn't mean it's gonna be good. It just makes it a little more likely. And women being involved doesn't mean it's going to be good. It just makes it a little more likely.

Yeah, you know? So it's just, you know, it's 1982. And I've seen the poster for this movie. And so I kind of have an idea of sort of where we're at. But I am very excited. I'm also curious your thoughts on slumber parties. And how many slumber parties you had growing up and like if you have any sort of core slumber party memories. Wow.

I could talk about this for hours. Slumber parties and horror movies kind of go hand in hand too. I feel like everybody- They do. I used to get scared a lot of slumber parties. ... a slumber party horror memory. Yeah. More than once I faked sick and had to call to be picked up from a sleepover because being

in a stranger's dark house was scary. I did that for Poltergeist when he's peeling his face off in the mirror. I was like, oh, yeah. Oh, right. I got to go. I actually suddenly have a huge tummy ache. I watched the Sixth Sense. I didn't watch the Sixth Sense, but the Sixth Sense was playing at a slumber party and I

didn't watch any of it because I was able to like leave the room and do something else. But just the notion that other people had seen the Sixth Sense terrified me. And then also we had just, we were going to sleep in tents outside in the yard. And I was like, absolutely not. I felt like I was being, I felt like I was hunted. Yeah. I felt like I was on the brink of certain death. Certain death. I definitely faked sick and had to be picked up all the time for slumber parties.

All the time. A memory that just resurfaced for me about summer parties is, this is very cliche and sweet, is I now remember being at a slumber party in middle school. It was probably eighth grade, actually. It was in middle school. It was probably eighth grade actually. It was probably middle school, it was probably eighth grade, a small group of girls.

And we taught one of our friends how, not physically, not demonstrationally, but talked through a friend how to use tampons and that she didn't need to be scared of them. That's so sweet. It was such a classic little group of girls having a little sleepover and feeling really grown up, being like, this is very adult that we are,

we are so mature to be having this conversation and we know how to have it. And you're like, I've had this experience. I've used a tampon for three whole months. And let me tell you, and they're never gonna discover that this was bad and a mistake. Yeah and they're never going to discover that this was bad and a mistake.

Yeah, they're not linked to cancer. Don't even worry about it. Don't worry about that. Don't worry about that. We're not going to think about that for 20 years. Slumber parties were the best of times and the worst of times. The best times and the worst times. Really were the best and the worst. I feel like kind of for me, more worse. Usually the worst.

They were tough. Usually the worst. There was a lot of tears at slumber parties. Big fights. Lots of fights. Oh my God. So a lot of tears at slumber parties. Big fights. Oh my God. So many fights that happened at slumber parties. And some girls ending up in one bedroom talking to the one girl who was part of the fight

and other girls in another bedroom talking to the other girl who was part of the fight. Yeah. I had some good ones though. Who playing Bloody Mary or Candyman. I would not. I would simply not. Okay.

I grew up in a very rural area and my friend and me growing up lived in, like, a big house with, like, huge woods and land everywhere. Scary, scary. In, like, a neighborhood that was similar, like other big houses with lots of land. They tend to go together. And her mom was like,

mm, there's a little off... She's a little off kilter there. And we would play flashlight tag outside at night. And I remember one time, their neighbors who had kids who went to our school were having a Harry Potter themed party for like a bunch of people. And they had not invited this, my friend's family. And so her mom was like, we are gonna go and like play flashlight tag

and like spy on this Harry Potter party that's happening nearby. And so I remember running through the woods. Pitch black. This is like peak Harry Potter. Like this was like, I was like 12. This is the coolest thing anybody could be doing

is having a Harry Potter part, which I don't disagree with. When did the first movie come out? 2001. Yeah, so it was like around when the first movie came out. And I remember running through the woods being like, this feels wrong. There's something wrong about what we're doing.

I think I'm being used here. Yeah. I think an adult is using me right now. Yeah. And I feel like we didn't even get a good look at the Harry Potter party. I feel like most of it was happening inside. I feel like it was an anti-climactic.

Yeah, I mean, it seems like a really bad plan. Yeah, it was a really bad plan. I don't remember much of anything else. I just remember being like, hmm, having this moment of being like, I'm alone in the woods and it's dark. On an adult's errand. Anyway.

Slumber parties, man. I miss them. We gotta have more slumber parties. I feel like they're really great. We did kind of have a slumber party last time Hanley was in LA. We all stayed in the same hotel room. That's true.

What is that if not an adult slumber party? That's true. That was like the best slumber party I've ever been to, even with the coffee table that had- No tears. Remember the coffee table that just had like- Didn't function as a table. Yeah, didn't even function as a table.

We all went to bed at 9 p.m. I know, we didn't even fight, you guys. Let's fight when you're in Connecticut. Okay. We'll fight in the graveyard. We'll fight, and we'll live stream and everybody will see it. Well, we can all thank our lucky stars that there were no massacres at our slumber parties

like there is in this one. The slumber party massacre has a 46% on Rotten Tomatoes, a 51% on Metacritic and a 5.6 on IMDB. Kind of all in agreement here. We all think it's fine. A, it's half good. of 5.6 on IMDb, kind of all in agreement here. We all think it's fine. A, it's half good. The budget was 220,000 and it made 3.6 million.

Whoa, pretty good. People love to watch teen girls be murdered. They just love it. They fucking love it. Yeah. Some trivia for us, Amy Holden Jones passed up editing ET to direct this movie. Wow. Honestly? Well, directing, I mean, is a big...

Yeah, hell yeah. This was her first directing gig and she was an editor before this and she's been interviewed about it apparently and said, like, no regrets. Like I'm really happy. I'm really proud of Slumber Party Massacre, so. Hell yeah. Hell yeah, Amy. Make the hard choices. Love it.

ET never heard of it, Slumber Party Massacre. Coolest thing. Well, you know, we're all talking about the editing of ET. Yeah, exactly. That's what everybody remembers the most. Yep, yep. This movie, 76 minutes. Ah! Ooh, that is.

Amy, I love you. That's just an episode of Prestige TV these days. Amy. Incredible. Wow. And that's all the trivia I have. I mean, we talked a little bit about all the sequels and you know, I'm interested in all of them.

A lot of them are directed by women. I think as we get into cheerleader massacre, they start to be directed by men. Just feels worth noting. Yeah. Great, thank you. We'll note it, we've noted it. Noted.

But let's watch this trailer. It might have some kind of spoilery things, but nothing more spoilery than the title of the movie. Great, great. Wow, I'm excited. more spoilery than the title of the movie. Great. Great. Wow, I'm excited. The basketball team is planning a party.

Hell, yeah. A slumber party. The party begins at eight o'clock. Love it it too. You think I'm getting better? Wait, what did you say? But be on the lookout for an uninvited guest. Please, please. When the pizza arrives, things really start jumping.

Some people may have to leave early, but others will hang around and hang around. Oh my gosh, his forbear already, maybe I do. But for those who stay, there'll be plenty of surprises. And non-stop action. Okay, this is so dark I can barely tell what's happening. Oh no. I can't see a thing. Wow. Wow. Feeding into the fear of being the first one to fall asleep at a slumber party, Nina's Close your eyes for a second and sleep. Oh, wow. Wow. Wow. Feeding into the fear of being the first one to fall asleep at a slumber party.

Never a good idea. Yeah. It's not your bra going in the freezer. Oh, my God. Yeah. It's murder this time. Yep. Yep.

Wow. Wow. I'm so excited. I can't wait. I can't wait. We wasn't expecting them to be athletes, so I'm already. Basketball team? I'm telling you. Fucking cool as hell.

So cool. It's very cool. Did you guys get a look at the killer or is it too dark? I couldn't tell what the hell was going on. I think I saw him a little bit. Cause he's got kind of a Michael Myers vibe where he's just pretty much there and out in the open the whole time.

Love that, God, hell yeah. And he kinda looks like Christmas, you know, to me and it just was really making me laugh. Okay. I thought you were saying, you were saying he kinda looked Christmasy to me. I mean, he's wearing red. That is a little bit Christmasy.

He's very, very silly little guy, in my opinion. Incredible. You know I love a silly little murderer who's just kinda hanging out. He's just kind of there. That also briefly made me really nostalgic for like a tried and true classic pizza delivery, you know? Like a guy who works at the pizza parlor showing up at your door with just a box of pizza,

you know? That was nice. They have that. That still exists. That's still, that culture is still going strong in Connecticut, I have to say. Of course there's Grubhub, Uber Eats, et cetera, but there's also like, there's like Fairfield Pizza,

there's like Greenwich Pizza, and they have like the sign on top of like, their car driving around. They've got a little hat on, little jacket on. Can we order pizza to the graveyard? We could order pizza to the graveyard. Get the pizza delivery guy on a live stream. I'm sure he'd love that.

Some like Connecticut teen, teen boy. Okay, just food for thought is all I'm saying. Wow, I'm ready to freaking go. 77 minutes, what could possibly go wrong? 76, 76. Nothing. It's gonna go back this? Alright, okay, let's do it.

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I didn't even know this movie is set in LA. Very fitting. We're on this kind of suburban looking street. It's early in the morning and a kid is on his bike throwing newspapers door to door. And we zoom in on the front page newspaper headline which is mass murderer of five, Russ Thorn escapes. Oh no.

And we go into one of the houses and we see our main character Trish waking up, her alarm going off, waking up for school, gets out of bed. She's in a little nighty, not quite a nasty nightgown, but a small little nighty immediately takes it off, tits straight away. Okay. Wow.

You know what, Amy, you had to do what you had to do. Okay. Yeah. So she did in interviews say any nudity was like Roger Corman made us do it. She basically said that she was like, so she tried to film it all as like matter of factly as she could rather than any lingering sexual shots. They're all pretty wide stationary shots. We all get naked every day.

Right, it's a normal human thing. We all do it all the time. You gotta do a close off. Unless you're never nude. Most, I'm sorry, most of us get naked every day. And it's, the percentage of time that we're naked sexually is so small compared to how much we're naked. So I do think it's pretty cool to be like,

yeah, she's naked, but that is so funny to be like, I had to do the man, the man really wanted me to show these women naked. I feel for you, Amy. Yeah, this is the age before nudity writers, before anything like that. That was a lot of the trivia was just like, basically each actress being like, yeah, you kind of just had to do nudity back then. So...

It was 82 and it was a slasher and I had to show my tits. Yeah. Yikes. So there are a lot of tits in this movie, tits and butts, tits and ass, T&A. Okay. Tits and butts. And she puts on a nice flowy summer dress, floral dress. At this point, we don't know how old she is. This could be like a teenager and we've seen her boobs and we like presume she's slumber party age.

So I'm feeling pretty weird already. Oh yeah, that's a good point. Certainly the act, certainly, not certainly. Hopefully the actress was not a child. I hope so. I really hope so. I didn't look it up, but okay. After she gets dressed, she goes around her room

and she starts with a trash bag, throwing away all of her stuffed animals. So it's clear where she's not a child anymore. She's a woman. She's a woman. You've seen her tits to prove it. I'm not a girl, not yet a woman. And she's throwing away all these toys.

And then the last little stuffed dog, she can't do it. And she's like, keeps it on her dresser. Some adults have stuffed animals and that's okay. I have a stuffed animal and that's okay. And that's okay. And that's okay. So now her parents call down to her, Trish, we're leaving, come say bye. She runs downstairs with her trash bag filled with toys, throws those in the garbage can

outside. And we find out her parents are leaving for the weekend. So they're saying goodbye to her and the neighbor's out on his front lawn and they're like, the Mr. What's-his-face, our neighbor, is gonna be here all weekend. He'll be by checking on you, call us if anything happens. And she says, Mom, I'm 18 now. So, phew.

Nothing bad can happen. I'm 18, nothing bad can happen. Nothing bad can happen. She looks right down the barrel. I'm 18 now. You've seen my tits. I'm 18. I'm of legal age.

Yep. And no siblings. It's just her, but her mom tells her, you know, lock all the doors and windows at night. Cause you know, they do know that rest thorn. It's on the loose. On the loose. Also, just lock your doors and windows.

It's just good sense. Yeah, probably just good idea. And as her parents drive off and she walks back inside the house, we see a hand grabbing one of her Barbie dolls out of the trash. Now we get to her arriving at high school. We see the campus classes starting, bells ringing, kids are shuffling about trying to get to school. We see-

Sammy, you were never 18 in high school. No, it just occurred to me. I was 17 for my whole first year of college. First year of college. Wow. She skipped kindergarten. I was never 21 in college. Wow.

Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Yeah. You were such a baby. I was only 18 in high school for like a month. Oh yeah, that April birthday. I was 18 from December through May. Half the year. Half the year.

Wow. Half the year. It just occurred to me, it's like, it is kind of weird to be like, I'm 18, I'm like, off I go to school. Even though 18 year olds like, they are children. Yeah. They're still children.

Yeah. We see two horny teen boys walking down a sidewalk. This is Jeff and Neil, and they're talking about all the girls they have crushes on. And then they see a electrician, like a woman fixing the power lines, all of the electricians and handy men.

I don't even know the gender neutral term for handy person. They're all women. Cool. Hell yeah, Amy. That's great. And Rita, Rita Mae Brown. And Rita, Corky Pie Brown. What is it?

Piggy Lane Brown, Piggy Mae. Piggy Lane. Rita Mae Brown and Sneaky Pie Brown. Sneaky Pie Brown. Honestly, like Emily, I feel like maybe you might like this series. I feel like we should all revisit this series. Would love to read this series.

Rita Mae Brown fucking ruled, man. Like she is ahead of her time. I fucking love Rita Mae Brown. Hell yeah. Also, she gave her character her same last name. Like these women are fucking awesome. Yeah. I guess Sneaky Pie Brown maybe like helped

Rita Mae Brown write this book. Honestly, I have to look back. I don't know. We need to look back. I don't know what the explanation is. But I love that. But yeah, handy, maybe it's like handyman. You know, it's like, it's not man.

It's just like, I'm a handyman. I'm a handyman. You know? I also like, it's not man. It's just like, I'm a handyman. I'm a handyman. I also, I felt this way when I visited Vancouver, I used to have to go to Vancouver a bunch for work. And every time I saw like road crews, like construction road crews, it would be mostly women. And I was like, whoa, this is really showing me how I never see women in these roles in America.

Like I never see women doing road crew construction work. And it was like all women in Vancouver all the time. Wow, Canada, what you got going on? I just shows you like, you know, we don't even know what we're feeling used to. Handy workers. Handy workers. Handy workers.

Honestly, there's gotta be a more official title. She might be an electrician. She's an electrician. Well, she's an electrician, but what about the people who aren't electrician? True, yeah. What's their title? But Jeff and Neil, same boat,

they don't know what to call her. So they're saying, are all phone women this pretty? They call her a phone woman. And they're trying cheesy pickup lines on her saying- Real reversal, that's fun. Phone woman. My number's out of order. Could you help me find it? Or I don't know what they're saying, but, and she's like smiling, but she's a little bit older than them obviously. And they're trying to hit on her and she's like, you know, go on your way,

on your way, boys, scooch on, scooch on out of here, but she's laughing at it. And they head off to class. Actually, you know what? I think school is out. This is the end of school. We heard the bell ring, so they're leaving campus. And as they do, she opens the sliding door to her van in a way that you're like, something's inside that van,

because it just like lingers on the empty space and her looking the opposite direction for a while. And sure enough, a man's hands, grab her, pull her in and slam the door. And we see her banging on the rear window of the van trying to get the guy's attention, but they can't hear her and she's pulled down and we see our killer Russ Thorn in head to toe denim.

Oh wow, Canadian tuxedo. Does he have a mask on or anything or just full normal face? Just full normal face guy, just regular looking guy. And he has a long power drill. That's his weapon of choice. And he pulls it, it's going reeeee. Reeeee. And you just see blood splatter on the ceiling of the van

as he kills her. Ooh, power drilled, ow. I don't like that. Power drilled. Ow. That's a pretty good weapon though. It is a pretty good weapon. And I will say this movie has a really wonderful assortment of weapons.

They're really using it all. I was really delighted. Creativity. And I think every time someone dies, we should check in on how our fundraiser's going. Oh my gosh. Phone woman is So, phone woman is dead. Phone woman is dead. And we have raised.

As of the death of phone woman, $3,780. Oh my God. Ah, holy shit. Wow. Holy shit. Wow. We still got a little ways to go to get to that $5,000. We're not at graveyard yet. We're not at graveyard yet.

Keep on donating. Wow. And part of me is a little worried about getting all the way to graveyard because you guys, I have not asked permission from the church that we can do this. Sadly, we all know it's better to beg forgiveness. So churches are all about forgiveness. As the priest's wife, I think that you're gonna get-

I think you're entitled to use of the graveyard, however you see fit. But if I have to answer this, we're gonna do a live stream of that as well. If I have to answer this in any kind of stressful- Our meeting with the church. With the head priest man. The head priest man, top priest.

Top priest. Top priest. Top priest. Whose hat you took? Wait, did I take his hat? I don't think so. Who's the person whose hat you took? Yes.

No, no, that came from the deacon who works here. She for some reason has that lying around. She? Hell yeah. Surprise after surprise. Surprise. Okay. Yeah, so anyway, it's going to be exciting to do a unsanctioned graveyard live stream.

Unsanctioned. Last, I checked the weather forecast for Grunge Connecticut next weekend. It is thirties and raining. See you in that graveyard, baby. Perfect. Perfect. We're going to have to set up a tent. We're going to have to buy extra galoshes for you guys.

Galoshes, galoshes galore. Galoshes galore. Wow, wow, that's really, holy crap. Holy freaking crap. All right. That's a lot of money. I'm gonna hide this ticker and we are gonna get back into the recap.

Sorry, phone lady. Sorry, phone lady, phone woman. Phone woman. And now we are at a girls basketball game. So it's after school, girls basketball game. We're seeing Trish and some of her friends on the team, but everyone is from this high school. There's mention of the new girl.

Her name is Valerie. Okay. She's on the opposite team. We're getting this from Jeff and Neil, who are just on the sidelines of the game watching. Where ever the girls are, chit chatting. And they're like talking about how that new girl Valerie is like really pretty. And I don't know, someone wins the game.

Honestly, I thought it was a practice because they're kind of just wearing shorts and- someone wins the game. It's honestly, I thought it was a practice cause they're kind of just wearing shorts and- Someone wins the game. Unlike pennies, pennies, remember pennies? Are they wearing like uniforms? No, they're not. What are pennies? You guys don't know what pennies are?

I did not do sports. I didn't do a single sport. Blowing my mind. A penny, like you put them on to like show that you're on the other team and it's usually like mesh and it's like a brightly colored. They're wearing different colors team and it's usually like mesh and it's like a brightly colored. They're wearing different colors, but it's not like a. It's called a penny.

I think so. Oh my God. Is this like a moment where I feel like the lamp is melting and I'm not, I don't know anything. You would know, I would not know. I'm pretty sure it's called a penny, but I need to look it up now. They're wearing like different colors,

but it's clear that they all go to this high school. I think. Is this a scrimmage? A scrimmage. Penis. Penis? What is it? Penis.

What is it? Yes, like in flag football, I feel like I use those in flag football. A penis. Very strange. They're not wearing penis. No one ever washed them, they smell disgusting. Ew, yeah. Oh God.

Well, I just got a visceral flashback to my high school gym locker. Anyway. Okay, great. Somebody won. They played a game, somebody won. Yeah. And I think Valerie scored a goal.

What is it in basketball? A basket? Shot a hoop? Shot a hoop? Shot a hoop? The winning hoop was scored. The winning hoop. They're just points. Shot a hoop. Shot a hoop. The winning hoop was scored. The winning hoop. They're just points.

Winning point. Right? Let's not get into it. I have a lot to say about basketball. Just kidding, I don't have anything to say. The winning shot. Was shot by Valerie. Okay.

Great, go Valerie. Nothing but Nat Baby. Yeah, we know the feeling. In that whole description. So, we know the feeling. In that whole description. So she is good at basketball. We go now to the showers, the locker room showers. Everybody's naked.

Raj needs his shot. And we get a close-up on a butt. As all the girls are walking into the showers. One of them says, I think your tits are getting bigger. Normal, normal talk. Again, a lot of TNA. They're all talking about how much they love sports, not just basketball, they love baseball, they love football.

Great. And Trish is inviting people to her house for a party, a slumber party. No boys allowed, just the girls. And Trish is inviting people to her house for a party, a slumber party. No boys allowed, just the girls. And no murder is allowed either. No murderers. No murderers. Well, because they would almost certainly be boys.

It's true. One in the same. Yeah. We see her friend, a couple of her friends are Jackie. Jackie is the one that she'd missed a goal, a hoop. Shot. A shot at the game. So they're all a little annoyed with her. They're like, Jackie,

remind me to never throw you the ball again. Aw, Jackie. She's trying her best. And Diane is, she's good. She's good at basketball. I don't know how to differentiate them. These are all just kind of high school girls. Okay.

Diane, she's good at basketball. She's good at basketball. She's like a little rude. Jackie, she missed a shot. Diane, she's good at basketball. And then we have Kim. Oh, Kim. And they're all invited to the slumber party.

And then Trish looks over across the showers to Valerie, who's watching all of this, like obviously can hear everyone being invited to a slumber party except for her. And Trish is looking at Valerie with, I feel like it can't be anything other than lust. Like this is the part where I was like, oh, we're gonna get some like lesbian stuff in this movie.

And it doesn't happen, but it's implied. I was feeling sparks. I was feeling some sparks here. Amy and Rita know what they're doing. And she walks up to Valerie and says, Valerie, you played such nice basketball out there. Oh, that's sweet. And then they go back to their lockers.

Oh, but she doesn't invite her. No, but she goes to her friends and they're getting dressed and she tells them, I think we should invite Valerie. And Diane, who's kind of a bitch. Who's kind of rude. Says, I don't like Valerie. She drinks too much milk.

Oh, that's honestly, that's a burn. That's a sick burn. Oh my God, if someone said that I drank too much milk, I'd be horrified. I couldn't go back to school. No, I know. She's like, they've mentioned that this is like the new girl at school.

She's transferred here. Oh my God, the new girl who drinks too much milk. It's like that they've mentioned that this is like the new girl at school. She's transferred here I the new girl drinks milk only been there a little while and already you're that's the impression that you've made Yeah, that's tough. That's fucking tough. That's really tough Oh, I don't know how you I don't know how you recover from that. I mean Mitt Romney couldn't I don't think anyone can only Nicole Kidman Yeah So some of the friends are talking shit. They're being rude. And of course the camera pans over to the row of lockers next to them. And Valerie is changing right there overhearing all of this.

And Trish says, I'm going to invite her anyways. Like I don't care what you guys say, and she walks over and Valerie panics and tries to like run to make it look like she wasn't right there, but it's obvious she was right there and heard everything. And so Trish asks her to come and she's sputters and says, no, I can't, I'm busy tonight

and rushes out and leaves. So. Yeah, I wouldn't want to go hang out with those bitches. I know. I know. That would be really hard. And Trish is like, yeah, annoyed and turns to everyone. Like she heard you, you guys are so mean.

Good for Trish. Like we said, slumber parties, best of times or worst of times. I know. Yeah. Good for Trish, standing up. The dynamics. And look, Diane's probably just, she's insecure

and she doesn't know where her place is. And she, Diane's probably just, she's insecure and she doesn't know where her place is. And she feels that in order to assert her own position, she needs to put somebody as other than or below than. And it's just a hard time. It's a hard time. It's just a really hard time. Yeah.

But don't make fun of somebody for drinking too much milk. I know, even though we just did, we were kidding. We were kidding. We were kidding. We wouldn't do it to someone's face. I would definitely be weirded out if someone drank a lot of milk around me all the time, anytime I was around them.

My dad drinks so much milk and it really weirds me out. I honestly. I do think drinking milk, like pouring a glass of milk. It's for babies and it's for toddlers. It's fine, but I think it should be like something you do by yourself, not in public. It's a private activity. If you must drink milk, nobody should see it.

You know those single serve small things of milk you can get at like a convenience store at a gas station. Anytime we're on a road trip, my dad is buying like a single serve whole milk. Milk in the car is tough. For some reason, milk in the car, it feels like, because also milk needs to be ice fucking cold. The idea that milk would go into a cup holder

is like really upsetting to me. Yeah, I know. Well, does he like chug it all at once? But you shouldn't chug it either. I feel like he does like kind of chug it a little bit. I feel like he like really like savers it too much. And that's part of the thing that is totally off putting about it and not okay.

I probably have talked about this on the podcast, but I'm going to talk about it again, which is that Joel's from the Midwest and people drink milk in the Midwest. And also, you know, child of the eighties and nineties, like you were drinking milk. We were told you had to drink milk. It was the age of the Got Milk ads.

I feel like I was like constantly collaging Got Milk ads. Yeah, we needed to be collaging. Every collage had milk mustaches. They did. No, they were everywhere. They were everywhere. But at one point, so Joel used to drink a lot of milk and he's gonna be so

mad. He doesn't drink milk anymore. He doesn't drink milk anymore. We're gonna have to cut this out. We're gonna have to cut this out of the video. Well, this is live baby. He watched a documentary where they gave chimpanzees milk, like cow's milk to drink. And these chimps absolutely lost their fucking minds over the milk and started going like insane, like absolutely fiending for milk. Like they just like needed milk and it freaked Joel out so much

that he vowed to never drink milk. That is so funny. Cause it made him feel like a little monkey when he was drinking it. Yeah, cause milk is thinking like full fat milk is I mean and I look I put half and half my coffee every day where some people think is absolutely nuts. Sorry I like it but like full fat like cow's milk is It's crazy. There is a lot of sugar in it

like there's you're not supposed to let your kids go to bed with a bottle because if they do they'll like rot their teeth out because like milk has so much sugar in it. Which once again I'll say, those teeth are coming out anyway. I don't really understand the point of kids dental hygiene. I know they're gonna fall out anyway, who cares. That's a great point. Okay, we've really lost the thread here,

but drinking milk is weird, but I wouldn't make fun of somebody's, Never. Where they could hear it except for live on the internet. I would notice. I would notice, I would notice. If someone was drinking a lot of milk in front except for live on the internet. I would notice. I would notice. I would notice. If someone was drinking a lot of milk in front of me,

I would notice. I would notice. It's like when I ordered soup for breakfast and you guys were like, wait a minute. We all noticed. Yeah, and I did call that out immediately. Sorry. Yeah.

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tooscarry. The deal is not available on the regular website. So go to h-i-y-a-h-e-a-l-t-h.com slash tooscarry and get your kids the full body nourishment they need to grow into healthy adults. So they are now leaving campus after their scrimmage, headed home, and we see the phone woman's car, but now the man, killer man Russ Thorn is inside of it watching them all leave. And we get an overhead shot of them leaving

and we see in the dumpster outside of the school, dead phone woman with a drill hole in the center of her forehead. Ooh. Scary. The killer sees one of the basketball players run back in a girl named Linda that we didn't really see before, but she kind of peels off from the crowd and says,

oh, I forgot textbook. I've got to go back. She passes the coach, Coach Jana, another woman. I don't know if I called her out, but yeah, all women. And she is about to lock the doors or something. Or no, she just tells Linda, hurry up because they're about to lock the doors. So just be fast. And then coach leaves, Linda is in the school by herself, goes to her locker. It's creepy. It's kind of getting dark in there. There's no lights on, so it's empty and creepy and weird. And she hears a noise and gets spooked, grabs her book and starts running

to the door that she came in. It's now locked. Oh, no. Brother, she runs across the gymnasium and to another door there. It's also locked and then. Massive fire hazard. Yeah, I think they're not allowed to do that. Definitely not. No, they should not.

They should not. But maybe they were in 1982. True. So then she runs to one last door and she's starting to panic and she's banging on this door, kind of calling for help. And we see a man in head to toe denim. Oh no.

And now what are we talking? Is this like a boiler suit or is this a jacket and pants? It's a jacket and pants. Nice. Okay. He's got a red shirt on underneath. Okay.

Kind of a cool outfit. Does it have like cowboy boots and a big belt? I don't know what kind of boots it is. It's definitely like a, it's probably just like a standard boot, not a cowboy boot. Work boots. Work boot.

A work boot. I didn't notice a belt, but that's not to say that there might not have been one. Okay, okay. But I- What's the wash of this denim? It's dark wash. It's like a Marvel man.

It's a dark wash. Yeah, medium to dark. Nice, classic blues. Classic blues, but it's really silly. He's also seems like pretty short. Again, he looks a lot like Chris Messina to me. And I think the way that it just like immediately shows you his face in daylight and his whole mystery to it.

His whole vibe. It makes it very funny and silly to me, but also scary because he's got a big drill. And he wants to murder people. He's out for blood. Yeah, so he pops up behind her, drills her in the arm, like through her shoulder basically, upper arm shoulder, and she's able to get away.

She like pushes him and runs and gets enough of a head start that she's able to hide in a supply closet. And he's now hunting for her, looking all around the locker room and the showers. And he's now hunting for her, looking all around the locker room and the showers. And it seems like he's about to give up when he sees a pool of blood coming from under the supply closet.

She's trying to mop it up, but it's too late. And so he opens that supply closet door and kills her. Yuck. Dang. Linda, dead. So let's take a look at that total. Let's take a look at those numbers. Sorry Linda, sorry Linda, hate to see you go.

But we've raised $4,120. Oh wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Oh no, we're getting dangerously close to $5,000. It's really close. It's really close. We got it, we gotta keep donating. The ticker says. Wow, there's the ticker.

There's the ticker, there's the ticker. The ticker says. The ticker says. We need to have like a musical interlude. We just need, I feel like it's like one of those, you know, fundraisers on cable TV from the 90s, where someone can... Are you gonna play a song?

Can you hear it? Yeah. What is this? What is this? Donate at the link. Donate. Oh, yeah. So fucking cool. This is the absolute funniest song you could have picked. This is so funny. There's a chance that clip becomes a meme

and it's about three white women embarrassing themselves on the internet, humiliating themselves when it looks like it. Three white women embarrassing themselves on the internet. There's a real chance this becomes a meme about three white women embarrassing themselves on the internet. I welcome it, if the QR code's in there.

Exactly, it's worth it. Oh my God, the song. What is that song, Sammy? Well, there's just options for music on this and I've never tried it before. Why are we all crying? I'm crying. But.

Oh my God, that was so unexpected. Henley asked for it and I thought maybe I would try it out. I just, it did. I feel better. I feel better now. This is really good. This is really good. I feel a weight lifted off my shoulders.

All right, let's get back into it. Let's get back into it. Okay. So. Someone needs to stop Russ. Who's gonna stop him? Who's gonna stop Russ? Who's gonna stop Russ?

Someone's gotta stop this guy. One thing's for certain, someone's gonna stop this guy. One thing's for certain, someone's gotta stop this guy. We see Trish getting dropped off after school on a motorcycle by her boyfriend, Mike, and they kiss each other, and I was like, what the fuck? She just like really flirted with Valerie. I'm getting thrown. And that certainly never happened.

It never happened. It would never happen. I thought that it's straight girl with a boyfriend that's lusting after a woman. It's simply not done. I was just disappointed. I was disappointed to see it. Sure. Well, she's discovering herself.

She's learning new things. She's also maybe she's fine. Valerie has opened up the world to her. The possibility of Valerie. She can lust after both men and women. Plenty of people do. Of course. We see Valerie walking home, she lives next door to Trish,

so makes this even, cuts even deeper to not be going to this slumber party. We see Diane walking home and the POV out of a car window of someone following her. And then we see the POV stop and someone gets out on foot following her and then grabs her shoulder and she just frigging flips him over and like karate, jujitsu, I don't know what it is,

but she knows her self-defense. Holy, oh wait, this is so cool. This always, every week I'm reminded I need to learn self-defense. Yeah. Every week. And then I never do it. And maybe we should learn self-defense in the graveyard. I don't know. Maybe.

It's a lot of probably stones that we could hurt ourselves on there. That's a good point. Okay, sorry, keep going. This is her boyfriend, John. It's a fake point. Yeah. Okay. Sorry. Keep going. This is her boyfriend, John. It's a fake out and he's like, Oh my gosh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.

And he's trying to get an invite to the slumber party tonight. She says, no boys allowed John, obviously. John. And he asks if she can come over to his house instead. His parents are out of town too and she's saying, you know, no, I got to see the girls girls night. So I guess just establishing that her boyfriend is also horny. We're all horny. We're all horny. And we see coach Jana arriving home and she's kind of fumbling with her keys as she's trying to open the front door in a way that feels like tense just from knowing horror movies. There's no one, she's not in pursuit by anyone, but it's just a muscle memory for me as someone

who watches a lot of horror movies to be like, why can't she get her keys? Honestly, whenever I'm like searching, if I'm like next to my car searching for my keys in my bag, I get nervous. Yeah. Yeah. It's just like, where are they? It's scary. And it's like, I, somebody can see me like not having my keys and they're going to vulnerable. Yeah. Yeah. And just then a drill comes through the inside of her front door. She has to jump back to avoid being drilled in the face. And then the door opens and it's her handy woman, Rachel. Saying, oh, hey there, coach Jana.

I don't know what her first name was. I can't remember, but she's like, I was just putting in your peephole. And it really made me laugh. And then she's like, okay, just putting in your peephole. And it really made me laugh. And then she's like, okay, bye. She just drilled a hole, she didn't put anything in it. I'm like, that's not. Well, what is a peephole if not just a hole in the door?

I suppose it's a bare bones peephole, yeah. Bare bones. Low-fi. And we go back to Trisha's house. She's kind of getting ready for the slumber party, maybe putting out some snacks and stuff. It's not a good slumber party without snacks. But then she hears a noise somewhere in the house

and she's going around, closing some of the windows, making sure the door is locked. I think it's still light outside. It's like getting dark. She's creeped. She's freaked. And then she sits down and starts playing some piano. She's... Oh.

So calming. To calm herself down. Play a little piano. And we see in the hallway next to the piano, the shadow of someone walking towards her, and someone comes out and scares her. It's the neighbor, uh, Mr. When you're supposed to be checking on her. Mr. What's-his-name, yes. Yeah.

I think it's Konten. It's something weird. It feels like not a name. Okay. And he's inside her house. He's inside her house. He just shows up. And he's like, I was just checking on you. That's weird, Mr. Konten. I think it's weird as well.

I don't like, yeah, I don't like that. And she's startled, but relieved. It's like, oh my gosh, yeah, you scared me, but no, everything's fine. Don't worry. Come in, I'll make you some coffee. He's already in. He's already been in.

Seems like he was more in than you are. Cut back to Coach Jana. She is making an alone meal. If I've ever seen one. Is it a TV dinner? What are we talking? Just like a big plate of eggs or what's going on? It's a case, she's grating cheese onto a tortilla. So quesadilla. And then she has just like

a tumbler of red wine. Oh, nice. Hell yeah. Great. Uh, she knocks over her red wine. Hate to see it. And then hears a noise from her bedroom, wields one of the broken shards of glass as a weapon as she goes to check it out and in her closet from her closet jumps out her cat, cute cat. Uh oh. What's going to happen to this cat? Hopefully nothing. Okay. A lot of fake outs in this movie.

A lot of fake cats. A lot of people making noise in places where they ought perhaps to not be making noise. The cat you can't blame, I suppose, but have you ever gotten like a jump scare from one of your cats like that? I don't think I've ever heard one of my cats in a place and thought like someone's in my house.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Like I don't think that's. The one time Mabel did come out from under the bed and bite my ankle because I scared her. I didn't know she was there and that did scare me a lot. Yeah. Yeah. No, I don't think they have.

My parents have a cat that likes to hide in closets and I've been scared of like opening a closet because like in their bathroom if you need to get a towel, she likes to sleep in that closet because it's warm. So I like open to get a towel and there's a cat just like sitting right there like, and that scares me. Sometimes that'll get you. Sometimes that'll get you.

So now we're back to Jeff and Neil, horny boys. They're walking down the street with their bikes deciding. We're the hardy boys. What about, horny boys. They're walking down the street with their bikes, deciding. Heard of the Hardy boys, what about the horny boys? They decide they're gonna be pranking the girls tonight. They're, okay. Oh boy. They know they're having a slumber party and so they're gonna go fuck with them. Back at Trisha's house, we see Kim and Jackie arriving.

They've brought beers and weed and they walk in basically yelling, we have beers and weed, but Mr. Neighbor is still there. And so Trisha is going, stop it. But he hears and sees and he smiles and he's like, I'm not going to tell on you. I'm not going to rat on you, but like just don't go too crazy. And I'm right next door. Let me know if you need anything. Or if you need inside your house. I can be in here so fucking fast.

I can hang. I know how to get in without you even noticing. We see next door, Valerie is babysitting her little sister Courtney. They have a very cute dynamic. They're like poking fun at each other, but it's clear that they are very close and like but love each other. And they hear a crash outside say, oh, it's that neighbor's dog again knocking over our trash can. Valerie's going to go out and pick the trash can up. As she does, the second she walks out of the house, Courtney runs upstairs to Valerie's room and reaches under

her bed and grabs out a playgirl with Sylvester Stallone on the cover. What? Okay. Very fun. You mean Trump's new fucking representative of Hollywood, Sylvester Stallone. Oh no. Oh yes, wait, Sylvester Stallone, Mel Gibson and- And John Voight.

John Voight. What a crew. What a crew. Playgirls own Sylvester Stallone, Mel Gibson and John Voight. While Valerie's outside, some of the swings in the yard are swinging of their own volition. Doesn't seem like a windy night, so she's spooked and kind of hurries back inside.

Jeff and Neil pull up to the side of Trisha's house and they're looking in one of the windows as the girls are all getting changed into their Pajamas just all in the room together getting fully naked sure and They're just like oh my god. Oh my god. They're so hot. How do we get so lucky? This is a crime They're doing a crime right now doing a crime. Yeah. It's definitely a crime. So the girls get their pajamas on. Most of them are just wearing like sports jerseys and no pants.

Sure. They love sports. Yeah. And comfortable. We see Diane arriving at the slumber party. There's talk of ordering a pizza. She's starting to get hungry. It's dinner time.

Getting to order pizza. Diane says she's gonna go out to get some firewood from the garage or like from the driveway. Okay. So she has to go through the garage to get to where the firewood is. And we see her walking out there and like a POV of someone behind her with a butcher knife.

And as she's digging through these logs, she screams and sees a snail on one of the logs. And just then the butcher knife swings down and kills the snail and his Mr. Neighbor. And he's just like, buddy, you gotta go home. You have to get out of here. Why do you have a knife? And she goes, oh, hey, Mr. Neighbor. And he says, hope I didn't startle you, Diane.

And she says, no, not at all. I'm like, what? Is this neighbor crazy? Sir, I fucking flipped my boyfriend over my head earlier for walking behind me. You gotta get out of this house. Yeah, you got to go home. Yeah. You're taking your job too seriously. Yeah. You got to go home. Go home. So he's just walking in the like front driveway area, killing snails and

he's like, they're ruining my garden. Have a good night, Diane. And she rolls her eyes at him and then carries the firewood back inside and leaves him to just chopping up snails. Very strange. He sees another one. And as he's about to bring the butcher knife down on it, we see Russ Thorn come up behind him with the power drill and drills him straight through the neck. Back to front.

Ooh! Oh. All right. Yuck. Bye, neighbor man. Back to front. Oh. All right. Yuck. By neighbor man. By Mr. Neighbor. What are we at? Donation. What are we at?

Oh, wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. Put on this. Let's see. Let's try a different song here. This song's called Feeding the Ducks? What are you doing? Where are you getting these music problems in StreamYard?

We are at $4,596.69. Nice. Hell yeah. Oh, we're so close, you guys. That's really close. I better text him about the graveyard. Yeah, Tim, ask about the graveyard. And you guys are almost there, so keep donating.

Keep donating and we're almost there. Get us to that graveyard. You're not supposed to feed ducks unless it's like... Yeah, don't feed the ducks. Don't feed the ducks. You're not supposed to feed ducks. Definitely not bread, unless there's duck food at the park that is... Wait, because bread makes their like bell explode? Or seagulls?

I just think you're not supposed to give bread. I thought it was rice. That's why you're not supposed to throw rice at weddings, because it makes pigeons' bellies explode. Birds. Yeah, birds. Okay, let's just not throw food around and not feed wildlife. Don't feed wildlife. Our front neighbor used to feed the squirrel

and it now is such an aggressive squirrel and it really freaks me out and it always is coming up to our door. That's how squirrels are in New York. Squirrels are on your person in New York. A squirrel in New York once jumped on my sister's shoulder while she was eating a sandwich. Oh my God, it was really freaky.

I know, I remember that story. That's really scary. They'll just run right up your leg if you're not looking. No, no, no, no, no, no. I know. Okay, great. That one had a perfect little fade out. Yeah, that was nice. That was really nice.

Wow. Oh my god. I always feel better after a dance break. There's something about it. There's something that just does something to me. God, that felt good. Really good. That's so good, you guys. All right. Woo.

So. Maybe dance party in the graveyard? Yeah. Absolutely. Could be. Could be. Could be. So now we're back in Trisha's house. She's looking out the window.

She thinks she sees something. She sees like the shadow of a man But then a man goes around the corner she's like pulling back the curtains to get a better look when she sees a bloodied Barbie stuck up against the window like the way you like six where you would cover it in Marker, I definitely did Definitely did all my Barbies were like cover it in marker. Like we all did. I definitely did. I know you did. I definitely did. All my Barbies were like slaughtered.

Mamed and massacred. And just seems very funny for- You know, the Barbie's all covered in red like we all did. You know how you all, you know, you make your Barbie into a crime scene murder victim. Just seems very funny for an adult man to do it as like a menacing thing.

Uh-huh. But she is freaked. She's creeped. I would be. She's absolutely freaked and creeped. She turns to Diane. Diane, did you remember to close the garage door? Diane doesn't remember.

They go in to double check. They're holding hands, walking slow. It's dark. There's no lights on in the garage. You can just see kind of the light from the window in the door to the garage, so it's like slightly illuminated. But she sees that it wasn't locked, so Trish steps on the thing to lock the garage door,

and they go back inside and close the door, and we see in front of the window a silhouette of someone already in the garage. Yeah. They go back inside and they're having some fun. Diane's calling her boyfriend. They're over, they're eavesdropping on the phone call, kind of laughing at her as she's

flirting with her boyfriend. And then just then the power goes out, all the lights go out. Oh, no. And they, as a group, link arms, go back out to the garage. That's where the fuse box is. They bring a flashlight and they find the fuse box, open it, and they hear something and turn and Trish is holding the flashlight and you just see the flashlight light up some jeans, some jean legs. Some jeans?

And she uses the flashlight as a weapon and just like clocks this guy on the head and knocks him down and it's Jeff and Neil are both in there. Okay. Boys. Is anyone worried about Linda? Linda's the one who was murdered in the school, right?

No, I don't think she was really like- Part of the group. She was one of our friends. Yeah, I don't think she was part of the group. I think she was just on the basketball team. Okay. So Jeff and Neil come in to the party now and they're saying, come on, you guys are such wimps, can't you take a joke? So

they come inside. Back at Valerie's house, Courtney really wants to go over and crash the party. Courtney's probably in middle school or maybe freshman in high school. She thinks the older girls are really cool and she's like, there's probably boys over there, maybe beer. We should go over there. Valerie's saying, no, we're not going over there. Then John, Diane's boyfriend pulls up in his car and Diane is saying, I told you, like, no boys were allowed here, but come into the garage and I'll ask if I can, like, leave for a little bit to go to your house, because his mom is, again, out for the night and they want to have sex. So Diane goes inside, the rest of the group is now making strawberry daiquiris,

we're getting loose. And she says, I think I'm gonna go get beers with John. Trish says, you don't have to ask my permission, like you do whatever you wanna do. Trish is really cool. Trish is cool. Yeah, cause she says that and she means it, she's not like testing her.

Yeah, Trish is cool. And she has. She's not like testing her. Yeah, Trisha's cool. And she has kind of like a Sigourney Weaver, Jamie Lee Curtis vibe in Halloween or Alien. Like she's cool. She's good vibes. Yep. Yeah. And she goes back to the garage where John is in his car

and she leans in to give him a big kiss and his head falls off. Oh no. Oh no. Oh, that's bad. And she screams and starts honking the horn as we see inside, they've turned on the blender, they're making more strawberry daiquiris.

Terrible timing for the daiquiris. They cannot hear. And then we see Russ Thorne coming around her side of the car and she like crawls out over her dead boyfriend, makes it like gets out of the car, but he's still blocking her way out of either of the doors and he kind of corners her and we get the shot that's on the poster of the movie or at least that layout where the drill is between his legs.

The camera is going through his spread legs with the drill dangling between his legs and you seeing her like looking up at him and screaming very phallic. And then he raises that drill over his head, plunges it down, kills her. Diane and John, both dead. Oh, wait, so do we think that he like sawed his head off? How did he, how did he, how did he get that whole head off? Can't do that with a drill. How do you get that whole head off?

How do you do, how do you get the whole head off? I would just wonder. How do you get that whole head off? How do you do, how do you get the whole head off? I would just wonder. I just wonder about that. Wow. Acoustic cinematic. Wow. Well, guess what? You're gonna love this.

We've raised $4,666.71. So close y'all. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. $166.71. So close y'all. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. I feel like we're in the desert, you know, just connecting to the earth. Yeah, this is like the music that plays in an incense shop.

Yes. Oh, oh. Really taking it beyond acoustic, honestly. Yeah. Mm. Mm. Okay. Okay, let's get back to it.

Okay, okay, okay. Wow, dropping like flies over here. Yeah, the high, high, high body count in this movie. Back at Valerie's, Courtney is looking out the window and saying that she heard honking and screaming. Valerie says, it seems okay now, it's quiet, nothing appears off, but we're a little concerned. Where are their parents? Also gone? Also gone. appears off, but you know, we're a little concerned.

Where are their parents? Also gone? Also gone. The girls at the slumber party are trying to remember some sports stat. They're like, you know, how many innings that one time, you know who would know, Coach Jana would know. So Kim calls Coach Jana up,

Coach Jana eating her quesadilla. She's not picking up. No, she's picking up. She's still alive. She's got her cat. What kind of cat? What does the cat look like? I think it's kind of tabby-ish, but I can't really remember. There's another cat too at Valerie and Courtney's that we don't get to know enough in my opinion. It's just kind of a shot of it. I think it's like white and orange, both cuties. We know Rita likes cats.

Of course. Yeah. Because of those books. Sneaky pie, sneaky pie brown. Sneaky pie brown. So Kim is on the phone with Coach Jana. They're talking about the stats. Coach Jana obviously has all the answers and-

Coach Jana absolutely toasted on her big pour of red wine. Yeah. And just then the doorbell rings, pizza's here. The boys, Jeff and Neil and Trish all like go to the door to pool together their money to pay for the pizza. And so nostalgic. It's very nostalgic. And as they open the door, the pizza man, pizza guy has- Pizza person. Pizza person. Has both of his eyes drilled out of his skull. What?

Oh no. And falls forward dead. That's not what you want to see when you open up the door to a delivery guy. No, and everybody's screaming and then Coach Jana is listening to this and thinks it's a prank at first, but then the line goes dead and Coach Jana's like,

uh-oh, obviously very alarmed. Teachers aren't paid enough for this. I know. very alarmed. Teachers aren't paid enough for this. I know. So coach Jana calls Valerie and says, something is going on at Trisha's house. Poor Valerie.

So you know that party that you weren't invited to, they're really mean to you about it. You need to go check on them. You need to go check on them. And Valerie says, I'd really rather not, which love that for Valerie. Especially if they just all screamed and then the phone. Love that for Valerie.

Yeah, Janna, who we should be calling is the police. Yeah, no, no, no, no. Yeah, that's true. But coach Janna says, you know, you're right. You shouldn't leave the house, lock the doors. Maybe I'll just go over there by myself. Janna also no, Jana, also no. Jana, also no.

Trish's, they're all grabbing knives and weapons. They know that obviously there's a murderer in their midst. And- That's cold hard proof. Jeff and Neil are saying, okay, we gotta go for help because the phone lines are dead. That's had, they've been like cut. So that's, they tried to call the police,

but no phone line anymore. And so Jeff and Neil are like, we're gonna have to go like run to try to get help. If we split up, one of us will make it, we'll run to each of the neighbor's houses. So one is gonna run to Valerie's house and one's gonna run to Mr. Neighbor's house. We know how that one's going to go. Oh, here I wrote his name. His name is Mr. Contant.

Like content, but said differently? Content. Content. Content, but with an A? Mr. Contant. With an A, yeah. Contant. Content with an A.

Mr. Contant. Mr. Contant. Contant. Interesting. I feel like there needs to be less content and more content in our life. So. We could all benefit from some better content. Unfortunately, there's no more content in this movie.

Right. Real lack of content. So they each have like one of the kitchen knives and they're going to run for help. The one that's going to Mr. Conton's house has to run, go through the garage. That's the way to get to his house and the other one has to go through the front door. I don't know which one's which, but one of them runs into the garage and sees decapitated John and then Diane's body like falls down from the roof like it was hung up and classic jump scare of it like swings at you.

It's always it's always amazing how much these murders can get away with in such a short period of time. Set up a whole stage staging of the body. A lot of heavy lifting a lot lot of, yeah, very impressive. Yep, and out pops Russ Thorne, drills, whichever one of Jeff or Neil this is, in the shoulder again, we see him screaming in pain, cut to the other one, running to Valerie's house. Valerie's now

watching a horror movie filled with screaming up pretty loud. And so this guy's banging on the door, yelling for her. She's not hearing any of it. And then what's his name? Russ? Russ Thorne. Russ Thorne. Sorry, there's, I just like, so stupid. The reactions on the YouTube, I thought it was a spider on my screen and I got really scared. Do you remember when there was a spider inside of my computer?

Wait, wait, what happened again with the spider in your computer? It like crawled in there. It was like between the glass and the like actual screen and it just died in there. I had replaced my computer screen and there was like a the glass and the like actual screen and it just died in there. I had replaced my computer screen and there was like a small chip in it from where I replaced it and broke it.

And so a spider crawled inside my computer and I just thought it had happened again and I got really scared. So while this horror movie is really loud and Valerie cannot hear, uh, Jeff or Neil screaming for help, it's cutting now back and forth between Russ Thorn killing this guy... One of them. ...and the horror movie, uh, murder happening at the same time.

Fun editing in this scene. So, Jeff and Neil dead? Dead. Wow, Jeff and Neil, dead. Dead. Wow, Jeff and Neil, dunzo bunzo. Oh my gosh. Where are we at? Oh my gosh. 4,974 and 35 cents.

Holy shit. We're so close. Holy shit. Freaking close. I can't believe it. Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh. Wow. Wow. Wow. Is this what Trish was playing on the piano to soothe herself? What's this one called?

Into Space. Obviously. No, no. This is not an, this is not Into Space. They're all pretty misleading titles, I would say. Obviously straight into space. This is giving wrong title. This is leading titles, I would say. This is the wrong title. Obviously straight into space. This is giving like Charlie Brown, like a PBS Kids version of Charlie Brown intro. It's like Arthur and Charlie Brown intro. Well folks, keep donating.

We're almost there. We're so close. Oh yeah. That was a fun one. I liked that one. I liked that one. Yeah, it was a fun one. I liked that one. I liked that one.

It was a good one. So now we see the three girls at Trish's house. This is Trish, Kim, and Jackie. They're all back to back to back right in front of the fireplace, each wielding a knife so they like no one can come up behind them. Nice. There's a fireplace feels like there should be a fire poker. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, stay tuned. And they say, how long do we have to sit here? And they say until help comes because Jeff and Neil went for help. And so they're hoping

that help is on the way. Jackie says, I'm really hungry. And Kim agrees that she's also pretty hungry. And they look at the dead pizza person on the floor and they go up and they like, we should cover him with a towel, like, so we didn't, you know, respect him and not have to look at him. Was he holding a pizza or are they thinking he's hiding pizza on his body? Well, the pizza box is there and as they're covering him with a blanket, they say, oh, he's so cold. And Jackie says, is the pizza? What? Opens the pizza box. They're pretty horrified. They're saying, Jackie, come on, you're not seriously going to horrified. They're saying, Jackie, come on, you're not seriously gonna eat that.

And she says, you know, I like eating is like my favorite thing and it makes me feel better. Okay. And she eats a slice of pizza and she says, I feel better already. I think that's good. She says, sorry, life goes on. Give yourself energy, you gotta give yourself energy.

And it's also like, it would be really hard to be hungry and scared and there's a delicious pizza sitting in front of you. Yeah. Yeah. I get it. So, but they're still in the living room. They're still all together.

Okay. We see a shot of Coach Jana in the car on her way. And we see a shot of Courtney leaving, like sneaking out of their house because she wants to go crash this party. See if there are cute boys or beer. And Valerie sees her through the window leaving and obviously follows her.

So everyone's en route to Trish's. And Valerie knocks at the door. Jackie and Trish and Kim are all huddled together. They don't know if they should open the door, obviously, because they don't know who it is. Since they don't answer, Valerie is walking around to another side door of the house or something. And Valerie, I think calls out to Courtney and is like, Courtney, where are you? Like, where did you go? And Jackie hears this and is like, oh, it's Valerie.

We should open the door, but Valerie's not at the front door anymore. She's at the side door. There's a knock at the front door. Oh no. Jackie runs to open it and Rust Thorn is there with his drill and he swipes it at her and like slits her throat with the drill.

Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck. At least she got her pizza. So maybe that's how he decapitated just a lot of swiping. This man is a real thorn in their sides. Yeah, so maybe he took the snail butcher knife. Which was far too great a weapon for snails. That's true, that's true. Way overzealous for snail killing.

Yeah, that's true. Jackie's dead, oh my gosh, do we look? Do we save it? I'm scared. There's another one coming, okay, let's save it. Let's save it. Okay, okay, okay. They're kind of one right after another now. Okay, yeah, here we go. So Trish and Kim see this. They're screaming. They run up to Trish's room on the second floor, lock themselves in there. They're moving

dressers barricading the doors and Valerie finds a blood stain on the concrete and by the pool area, which is where one of the guys was killed. One of the horny boys. One of the horny boys. And then Courtney comes up behind her, scares her. She didn't mean to scare her this time. And she says, okay, the party's dead. There's like nobody here.

So yeah, I guess let's go home. And Valerie says, something, the party's dead. There's like nobody here. So yeah, I guess let's go home. And Valerie says something's weird. Like this seems I'm getting weird vibes essentially, but like the front door is open. Like I don't know why. So like let's I guess let's lock up the house for them and then we can go home. So they both go into the house. Oh. And we go back up to Trish's room where Kim and Trish are, and they're freaking out,

and we see from the window in the room, Russ Thorn quietly climbing into the window. No. Behind them, they're not noticing climbing into the window. No. Behind them, they're not noticing until he's right behind them. They turn around and they're screaming. They manage to get away in that moment

and they're just grabbing anything like lamps, trophies from the shelves and just throwing shit at him. And then Trish finds her baseball bat and bonks him on the head, knocks him out. Nice. Okay, okay. And he's unconscious for just a second and then kind of starts like grumbling coming to.

So they're rushing to move the, I know they should, they don't hit him again. They should hit him again. Always hit him again. Always hit him again. Always, always. Always do too much. And they're trying to now push the dressers out of the way

because now they're barricaded in the room with him. And so they're trying to get out and he's waking up. And just as Trish like opens the door to get out, he is up and he stabs Kim in the stomach. Oh, gross, gross. And kills her. So Kim is dead. Oh.

Sorry, Kim. Sorry, Kim. Kim. Don't like being stabbed in the stomach. That is not a good way to go. That is not a good way to go. Oh, but we do get to look at our... Oh, I keep forgetting. Kim. But let's see. What is not a good way to go, but. Oh, but we do get to look at our, oh, I keep forgetting.

But let's see. Kim. What's the song? In honor of your death. Night Driving. Okay. Just some tones, just some quiet tones. $5,024.35. What?

Graveyard. Gra, graveyard, graveyard. I gotta get Tim up here, I gotta get Tim up here to speak on the graveyard. Holy shit, wow. My God. Wow. I can't believe it. I can't believe we raised $5,000.

That's amazing. I can't believe it. It's incredible. Oh, everyone listening, you guys are the fucking best. You guys are the friggin' best. Wow. I'm shocked. Night driving. Oh, wow.

Wow, you guys did it. Wow. I'm feeling so many different weird emotions. Wow, this is really incredible. Holy shit. Really incredible. Wow. What is this music making me feel? I don't know. This music is like almost, it's almost like an absence of music. That's how this music is. It's almost like, it's the kind

of music that's just not music. How many more songs are available here? Just a couple. We did Feeding the Ducks. We did Into Space. We did Feeding the Ducks. We did Going to Space. We did Acoustic Cinematic. We did Into Space. We did Going to Space. We did Acoustic Cinematic. We did Dance Pop. That was the first one. Dance Pop was my favorite so far.

Yeah. Obviously it's gonna be, I feel like that's. Yeah, hard to beat. It's always gonna be Dance Pop. Wow, beautiful. Let's keep going. Beautiful, incredible. Thank you so much everybody. Let's freaking keep going. Oh my God.

But we've got a little more work to do. We're gonna start brainstorming ideas for exactly what will be happening in the graveyard. TVD on exactly what will be happening in the graveyard. We've got two weeks to figure out the graveyard. We do have some other ideas in store. So let's see how much we can do. Holy shit.

Yeah. Wow. So now Russ is coming out of Trish's room, looking for Trish, and we see back to Valerie and Courtney, they're downstairs in the kitchen now. They're not hearing any of this, I guess, or maybe they weren't inside yet at this moment. It's just Valerie, Courtney, and Trish now, right?

Yeah. Okay, okay. And Courtney says, let's raid the fridge. There's probably beer in there. And she opens the fridge. We saw this shot in the trailer and Kim's dead body is in there, but she's not looking. That was so fast.

I know, he's so fast. He's very quick. It didn't feel like quite so crazy in the movie. So it's probably my retelling, but he is like, I am also like a little confused why he's moving the bodies. He doesn't need to, just for fun. He's having fun.

He loves what he does. He loves what he does. I guess so. And he's having fun with it. And I'm also amazed at a fridge having enough space to fit. Yeah, you got to take the shelves out for that. Shelves out, also all the food. But it's a fun little moment where she's opening the fridge

and we're seeing Kim's body kind of lean out, but she's looking at Valerie in the other direction and Valerie's like, no, you're not 21, and closing it. And she's like, please, and opens it, and Valerie closes it again. And they're like, no, come on, we're going home. And then Courtney's following her, but then gets a little devilish look on her face

and runs back and opens the fridge and out falls Kim's body. Yeah. Courtney starts screaming. Valerie runs in, also starts screaming. Valerie looks up and sees the shadow of Russ and the drill. Like he's walking down the stairs. She doesn't get a good look at him, but she's like, okay, well, that's enough. She yells at Courtney

to run. Like there's not enough time for them to get to the same place. So, and they're on like different sides of the room. So she just tells her to run and she goes into the basement. Oh no. Great idea. Courtney does or Valerie does? Valerie does. And we see that Courtney hides under one of the couches. These are not great. These are not great plans.

Not great hiding spots. But Russ Thorne seems like maybe he didn't hear that they were there. And so he again is starting to just like move around the bodies. He goes to the pizza guy. He's dragging him. He opens up the basement door. You think he's going to see Valerie, but she is tucked underneath the basement stairs now. So you can't see her. And he just like throws down the pizza person's corpse. And Valerie has to, you know, muffle like her reaction, can't make a sound. And then Russ Thorne goes into the middle

of the living room and lays down and covers himself with a blanket. Oh, nap time. Oh, he's sleepy. Oh, he's so sleepy. Is he trying to disguise himself as the pizza person? I think so, but I didn't realize that at first. And so, yeah, I thought he was just taking a nap.

Honestly, Russ Thorn is really, really working himself up to be close to Michael Myers for me in terms of favorite funny guys. I think you should watch it. I think you should watch this movie. He's a funny guy. A really funny little guy. And just then, Coach Jana arrives, opens.

Oh no, Jana. The front door and sees just like a body under a blanket and slowly approaches it. Jana. And pulls down the blanket to see Russ Thorn's face just wide-eyed, un unblinking staring at her. Ross, you funny guy. It's like, I can't get to sleep.

I'm trying to take a nap. It's been a really long day for me to be completely honest. So sleepy. And he grabs his drill and swings it, but she dodges it and she's like pushed into the fireplace and she grabs that fire poker. Janet. And now they are having a sword fight of sorts. pushed into the fireplace and she grabs that fire poker. Jana! Great, great, great. And now they are having a sword fight of sorts.

Fuck yeah. With a drill and a fire poker. And Courtney is under the couch in this room and so she can just see their feet, but she sees Russ advancing on Jana and she trips him. So she. Nice, Courtney. Some teamwork and Jana's able to hit him with that fire poker a bunch of times.

A bunch. Okay, great. Then Trish runs out with a knife. This is kind of slow-mo and dramatic and Tr Trish has this, like, very traumatized look on her face, and she just, like, stabs Russ, and he's looking up and screaming, everybody's screaming, and then Russ, like, does one more swing of the power drill and slices Jana's stomach open, and some of her, like like intestines are coming out. Oh, I know.

And I was really sad to see I really liked you. Damn. Jana, you deserve more than that. You just deserved the world. You deserve the world Jana. And you didn't get it. You deserve the world. She's wearing like a baseball style

three quarter length tee with- A raglan. A raglan with the Speedo logo on it. Even cooler. So sick. Dana. Yeah. Downstairs in the basement,

Valerie is searching for a weapon. There's like a tool shed down there. So there's the kind of a funny scene where she's looking through like, there's like a small little drill. She's like, too small, obviously. He has a big one. He's got a tool shed down there. So there's kind of a funny scene where she's looking through, like there's like a small little drill. She's like, too small, obviously. He has a big one. He's got a picture.

This is making me look silly. And then she finds this circle saw. It's like almost like a table saw thing. She's running up with that. But it's plugged in. And as she reaches the top of the stairs, the cord doesn't have any more give and she has to

go back and find another weapon. And then she's looking around and she spots a machete and she decides, okay, this will do. That'll do. Honestly, probably easier to wield than the table saw. Yeah, you got to get too close with the table saw. Just your classic basement machete, just lying around. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Uh, back upstairs, we see Russ Thorn standing over Trish now with... But he got stabbed! Yeah, but he's alive. Oh. And he's standing over Trish, who has lost her knife. It's fallen in the, and so she's looking like very scared, pleading, begging for her life.

And he says, It's the first time he's spoken. It's the first time he's spoken. Does he have a really funny little voice? It could have been funnier. I just watched singing in the rain for the first time in many, many years, and that's the whole thing as one of the characters.

It's like, a really funny little voice. That would be funny. It would be funny. It's a pretty normal voice, but he says, all of you are so pretty. Ew! What? Rita!

Rita, you fucking genius. And then he says, I love you. He's a fucking genius. Yeah. And then he says, I love you. Woo-hoo! And what do you call that attachment style? What is that? I don't wanna know.

Well, it's unhealthy. Unhealthy, yeah, it's an unhealthy attachment. Yeah. And Trish says, I don't even know you. Really good dialogue here in this exchange. I really love this. Speaks a million words. And at that moment, Valerie busts through the basement door

wielding her machete and chases Russ outside. He's like backing up with, he's still got his power drill, but he's like, she's looking wild eyed, like full chasing him. Like she's not stopped. She even after he like, he gets out of the house, she's still chasing him. She's still pursuing him.

He's like backed up to the pool. He's like, you see his like feet at the edge of the pool. And she, there's like the moment, like a little too long of a moment where they're both have their weapons and they're like, one of us has to do something with the weapon. And she swings the machete and it cuts off the tip of that power drill.

It just slices the power drill right off. Castrates him. Castrates him and it goes like plop right in the pool. So anticlimactic. And he's like, so upset. And there's a little brief moment of pause of, yeah, my like phallic weapon. My power.

My power. And she keeps slicing with that machete. She slices his hand off. Okay. And then slices his belly. It's all that milk she's been drinking. She is fucking super strong. She's so strong.

She's so strong. She's so strong because of milk. The amount of protein she's been taking in. Her bones are so dense. Her bones are fucking strong as hell. So strong. Yes. And he stumbles back, falls into the pool.

The pool's like filling with blood. Courtney runs out at that moment. They hug each other, they're holding each other tight, saying, oh God, I'm sorry, I love you. And we see that Russ is still not dead. He, with his remaining hand, pulls himself out of the pool and attacks them. He doesn't have a weapon anymore.

He's just punching them and and attacks them. He doesn't have a weapon anymore. He's just punching them and slapping them. Valerie's doing a pretty good job holding him off because he only has one hand and so there's two of them and he's just swinging, slapping at them. But then he knocks Courtney pretty good and so she stumbles backwards and then he's just strangling Valerie with his hand and she's trying to get away but she can't. And then Trish runs out of the house with her knife, stabs him and the choreography And the like choreography of this is very confusing, but he like jumps back and he's just desperate and like flailing and he's about to like run and jump on top of Valerie when she finds the machete and puts it upright facing him.

So he like basically jumps on top of it and impales himself. Great. Everybody's screaming and then he obviously, he does die. Okay. Russ Thorne is dead. And then we just see the three, our three survivors, Trish, Valerie and Courtney crying and screaming and it cross fades on closeups of each of their faces

all like bloodied and bruised up, crying, but they've survived. And we hear sirens in the background and that's the end of the movie. Wow. Wow. Teamwork, teamwork, women working together, they can do anything.

Absolutely incredible. Yeah. Amy, Rita, wow. Wow. Really good, really good stuff. To not leave the door open for Russ Thorne to become like a Michael Myers. There are your sequels, so I guess.

More another person escaped from jail, another escaped killer. Guess we're gonna have to see it, we're gonna have to watch him. Wow. Or I'm gonna have to watch them. Yeah, I mean, you know, we could maybe handle it. Emily and I can maybe handle it.

It was really fun. And I feel like I had been, I just, we've done hundreds of movies now, and so it's hard to know which ones are gonna be good and which ones are gonna be bad. And I put too much faith in these Rotten Tomatoes scores, so I'm like 46, it's probably not gonna be good. And I loved it, so. Yeah, it was fun.

Life is full of surprises, the internet. And this was a poll. Don't trust the internet, don't trust Rotten Tomatoes. Our listeners freaking picked this out of our options and I'm really glad, this is fucking perfect. Chopping Mall was a close second. And so that's pretty high on my list now as well. I mean, it's a great title.

Wow. What an absolute thrill. Yeah, that was fun. And let's see the final total here. Although. Sammy, give us a song. Okay, do we want just plain rock? Yeah, I want plain rock.

Yes. Okay, baby. Final total, $5,166.35. Whoa! Graveyard, here we come! Whoa, that's so much you guys, whoa! Sammy is fucking rocking out like I've never seen before. Sammy is rocking out.

Holy shit, that's a lot of money. That's so much money, That's so much money. Wow. I'm really, I'm, I'm just, I'm in awe. Amazing. It's amazing. It's amazing. You guys are amazing. You guys are amazing. Seriously. That is crazy. $5,000. Fuck yeah. Wow. Fuck yeah. Ooh, that's really, it's really, really cool.

We owe it all to Russ Thorne. We couldn't have done it without you Russ. You're awesome. That's the takeaway, Russ Thorne, you're awesome. Don't you feel like this is like the credits of a Disney Channel show? Yeah. Decom?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Thank you all so much. Yeah, this is really above and beyond my wildest dreams. Really remarkable. I know. I shouldn't be surprised

because our listeners are so freaking amazing, but this really, you guys really, you guys really fucking did it. You guys really fucking did it. Should I try to get Tim to come up here and see if he can approve the graveyard thing? I don't think he's here right now though. Well then that'd be hard.

And no, because what if he says no, so we gotta. So don't even ask. You're right, I'm not supposed to ask. Yeah, we're not gonna ask for permission or ask for forgiveness. Just make sure nobody at the church watches this. And yeah, just a reminder for anybody listening after the fact the fundraiser will remain open.

The fund does not have to stop here. Please donate what you can. If you are just tuning in a couple days later, this will be open until Sunday. January 26th. 26th. So you can donate till then. At the link in our Instagram. Wow, wow, wow.

But wow, what a huge success. I am so proud of all of you guys. This is really fucking cool. This is really fucking cool. This is a real light. This is a real light. And this is really, and again, I'm like so motivated by seeing the like actual, like seeing what it looks like

when a bunch of people get together and do something together. It's like, like seeing what it looks like when a bunch of people get together and do something together. It's like, this is what it is. This is the only thing that's, this is the only thing that's gonna save us. Yeah, we really need to be collective, working together. Community, working together.

Yeah, so the church better fucking say yes. The church better fucking say yes. I'm sorry, church, isn't this what you're like all about? Yeah. Oh wait, I'm sorry, am I crazy? Because I thought that's pretty anti. I'm sorry, church, isn't this what you're like all about? Yeah. Oh wait, I'm sorry, am I crazy? Because I thought that's kind of your whole deal. That's your whole deal, right? Okay.

So, pretty weird. And also just Sammy and Emily organized this whole thing. I literally did nothing. So thank you guys for doing absolutely everything. Thank you for letting me just show up here and have fun. And it's... We're gonna repeat, we will be releasing in Evil Dead 2013. Watch along episode.

I can't wait. I can't wait. We're gonna see that girl put a fucking knife through her tongue. It's gonna be awesome. It's not a knife, Penley. It's a box cutter. Oh, okay. That's worse. Okay. I know it's worse.

That's, oh, I can't wait. And we're gonna do something, something in a graveyard and more and more. We'll let you know. And for right now, really just like, And more, and more, we'll let you know. And for right now, really just like, whew, so grateful, so overwhelmed, so happy. What a thrill, so lucky to like get to both do this thing

that we love to do and actually like do something meaningful at the same time. Yeah. If three white women had to embarrass themselves. To really go to show. We do it anytime. Yeah, you can even white women can do something good. And that should be empowering to all of us.

Because that is so rarely how it goes. And really we didn't even do it, you did. So, once again, white women could have done better. Taking the credit, taking the credit. Really could have done better. I'm so glad this is live. I feel really good about where my brain is at. Yeah, hard to figure out how to.

I'm just really, I'm like, I'm overwhelmed. I'm really grateful. We didn't, we were like, we'll set the goal at 2000 because we don't think we'll make that or more than that. And just really bowled over. Yeah, thank you guys. This is gonna make a, like a real, this is gonna be, this like really go into action

by a group of people who know what the fuck they're doing and are like really helping. Not just this cause, but World Social Kitchen does so much. Check them out. A freaking A plus on Charity Watch. Like they're the real deal. And thank you.

Yeah, thank you so much. We love you guys so much. We love LA. We love you guys so much. And really do. Love you guys. We love you. I love you guys so much. And... Really do. Love you guys. I love the ticker. I love the music provided by Stream Yard

whatever we're doing. What a day. Should we do a little daydreaming to take us out? We should take us out with some daydreaming. What's daydreaming gonna be? I guess it's a little daydreamy. To me this is more going to space. Yeah. I like how all of them are just like a few notes over and over again. Yeah. Oh. Okay. Oh we love you guys. Thank you for tuning in. Love you so much.

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