Too Scary; Didn't Watch

A horror movie recap podcast for those too scared to watch for themselves; hosted by Emily Gonzalez, Henley Cox and Sammy Smart. New episodes every Wednesday!

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TITANE

Episode Date: October 6, 2021

Cadillacs, a hairpin, and a psychopath on the run - we're recapping Julia Ducournau's TITANE. No Emily this week but join Henley and Sammy fo...

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MALIGNANT

Episode Date: September 15, 2021

Two sisters, underground cities, and the most unsafe parking spot you've ever seen - we're recapping James Wan's unhinged new horror film Mal...

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CANDYMAN (2021)

Episode Date: September 8, 2021

Hook hands, bee stings, and some truly brutal pranks - we're recapping the long anticipated Candyman! Join us as we say his name five times i...

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THE FACULTY

Episode Date: September 1, 2021

90s era bullying, homemade cocaine, and some very very thirsty teachers - we're recapping The Faculty! Critics are calling this movie HIP and...

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THE FLY (1986)

Episode Date: August 25, 2021

Telepods, arm wrestling, and couples matching 80s hairstyles - we're recapping David Cronenberg's The Fly! The body horror in this movie is n...

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YOU'RE NEXT

Episode Date: August 18, 2021

A secluded estate, a family reunion, and the cutest hard plastic masks we've seen thus far - we're recapping You're Next! Join us as we learn...

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EYES WITHOUT A FACE

Episode Date: August 11, 2021

Givenchy nasty nightgowns, detectives that are very bad at their jobs, and the hard plastic mask that started it all - we're recapping Eyes W...

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OLD (2021)

Episode Date: July 28, 2021

A secluded beach, a group of unknowing vacationers, and WRINKLES - we're recapping M. Night Shymalan's OLD. Henley is back and we'll be the f...

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PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3

Episode Date: July 21, 2021

A demon named Toby, an oscillating fan, and cameras that are incredibly high definition for 1988 - we're recapping Paranormal Activity 3!Para...

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FRIGHT NIGHT (2011)

Episode Date: July 14, 2021

Missing students, isolated tract housing, and a dangerously hot neighbor - we're recapping the 2011 remake of Fright Night! We know we said w...

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HUNTER HUNTER

Episode Date: June 30, 2021

An isolated family, the Canadian wilderness, and various dangers lurking in the woods - we're recapping Hunter Hunter! Join us as we lose our...

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SWEETHEART

Episode Date: June 23, 2021

A shipwreck, a tropical island, and a mysterious sea portal - we're recapping Sweetheart! Join us as we try to decide which fish monster is h...

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THE FURIES with Spooko

Episode Date: June 16, 2021

Beauties, beasts, and a very loose anti-patriarchal message - we're recapping The Furies! We are joined by our good friends Peach and Shag fr...