Too Scary; Didn't Watch
A horror movie recap podcast for those too scared to watch for themselves; hosted by Emily Gonzalez, Henley Cox and Sammy Smart. New episodes every Wednesday!
323 episodes transcribedJACOB‘S LADDER (1990)
Episode Date: September 29, 2021PTSD, an unsupportive girlfriend, and the greatest chiropractor in the world - we're recapping Jacob's Ladder! Tune in to find out how many o...
Bonus Episode: GHOST STORIES - PART ONE
Episode Date: September 24, 2021We asked our patrons for their ghost stories and boy did they deliver - so much so, in fact, that we had to split them into two episodes!In p...
CANDYMAN (2021)
Episode Date: September 8, 2021Hook hands, bee stings, and some truly brutal pranks - we're recapping the long anticipated Candyman! Join us as we say his name five times i...
THE FACULTY
Episode Date: September 1, 202190s era bullying, homemade cocaine, and some very very thirsty teachers - we're recapping The Faculty! Critics are calling this movie HIP and...
Bonus Episode: TWILIGHT with Joel Jensen
Episode Date: August 27, 2021We needed a change of pace after The Mist, so this month we are talking all things Twilight! Watch/listen to find out if we can make a Twihar...
THE FLY (1986)
Episode Date: August 25, 2021Telepods, arm wrestling, and couples matching 80s hairstyles - we're recapping David Cronenberg's The Fly! The body horror in this movie is n...
YOU'RE NEXT
Episode Date: August 18, 2021A secluded estate, a family reunion, and the cutest hard plastic masks we've seen thus far - we're recapping You're Next! Join us as we learn...
EYES WITHOUT A FACE
Episode Date: August 11, 2021Givenchy nasty nightgowns, detectives that are very bad at their jobs, and the hard plastic mask that started it all - we're recapping Eyes W...
100TH EPISODE: Audition and The Amityville Horror (1979)
Episode Date: August 4, 2021Piano wires, haunted houses, and ONE HUNDRED EPISODES in the can - we're recapping Audition AND The Amityville Horror (1979) in this very spe...
Bonus Episode: THE MIST
Episode Date: July 30, 2021There's something in the mist and thank god Henley isn't here to find out how to escape it! Join us for the recap of this utterly devastating...
OLD (2021)
Episode Date: July 28, 2021A secluded beach, a group of unknowing vacationers, and WRINKLES - we're recapping M. Night Shymalan's OLD. Henley is back and we'll be the f...
PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3
Episode Date: July 21, 2021A demon named Toby, an oscillating fan, and cameras that are incredibly high definition for 1988 - we're recapping Paranormal Activity 3!Para...
FRIGHT NIGHT (2011)
Episode Date: July 14, 2021Missing students, isolated tract housing, and a dangerously hot neighbor - we're recapping the 2011 remake of Fright Night! We know we said w...
HUNTER HUNTER
Episode Date: June 30, 2021An isolated family, the Canadian wilderness, and various dangers lurking in the woods - we're recapping Hunter Hunter! Join us as we lose our...
Bonus Episode: THE MATRIX
Episode Date: June 25, 2021It's Sammy's super secret birthday bonus episode REVEALED! And if you can even believe it, we are recapping the greatest movie of all time, T...
SWEETHEART
Episode Date: June 23, 2021A shipwreck, a tropical island, and a mysterious sea portal - we're recapping Sweetheart! Join us as we try to decide which fish monster is h...
THE FURIES with Spooko
Episode Date: June 16, 2021Beauties, beasts, and a very loose anti-patriarchal message - we're recapping The Furies! We are joined by our good friends Peach and Shag fr...
THE CONJURING 3 with Betsy Sodaro
Episode Date: June 9, 2021Water beds, gazebos, and a whole lot of show-stealing belts - we're recapping The Conjuring 3: The Devil Made Me Do It! And of course we had...