Toronto Mike'd: The Official Toronto Mike Podcast - 4/20 Jams: Toronto Mike'd #839
Episode Date: April 23, 2021This 58th Pandemic Friday, Mike kicks out 4/20 jams with Brother Bill, Cam Gordon and Stu Stone and a special surprise guest....
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I'm Mike from torontomike.com and joining
me for this 58th
pandemic Friday
is Cam Gordon
and Brother Bill
Hello Mike
Hello Michael, hello
Bill slash Neil
I thought you were going to call him
I thought you were going to say hello William
William, yeah I should have.
Frere Guillaume, as John Arnett
from the lowest of the low used to call me back in the day.
Frere Guillaume. Okay.
I like that.
That's culture.
Someone at live.torontomic.com
is calling you cultured cam
because you've got that cool background.
So there you go.
Yeah, this is a Google head shop
and look for large size images.
And this is one of the ones that come.
This seems like a classy head shop though.
Kind of like a thousand villages
mixed with Toronto rocks
or whatever those shitholes on Yonge Street
used to be called.
Like posters and drug drugs.
Where I got my appetite
for destruction flag
or whatever that's called.
A lot of like wall hangings
of like Bob Marley
metal but like a lot of like wolves
like stuff you'd see spray paint or
airbrush
on the side of a panel van.
Okay and Bob Marley would be appropriate
today because as Canada Kev points out,
because he says that this is episode three,
no, sorry, 839.
And he says 839 is 420 times two minus one.
So this is our 420 Jams episode.
You guys excited?
Oh man, that's pretty trippy.
It's, yes.
I don't know how it is in Toronto. First of all cam i guess these head shops the way they looked back in the back in the day they don't exist
anymore on young street do they um there's the odd one like up until recently like i lived near
young and bluer for many years like only just the last few months they moved and there's still a few
around um they seem like they had there's one in particular i can think of near young and wellesley
where they still had like all the bongs and like the posters and band t-shirts in the front window
but like half of it seemed like it was just like regular clothing too so i think sort of the spirit of kind of the classic you know 70s 80s 90s head
shop is a thing of the past and now we can uh we can buy bongs at every second shop now right like
every second retail store is selling bongs like it's no longer like exciting or whatever you'll
have to forgive me but sometimes because i haven't been to Toronto in so long, my memory of Yonge Street especially is very similar
to that 1970 movie, Going Down the Road.
I don't know if one of you have seen that.
Of course, of course.
Sort of what I remember Yonge Street to be.
I mean, I worked briefly at one Dundas,
but didn't spend a lot of time hanging out there.
You know, it has some good shots of that classic
young street and more like an early 80s
vibe is about
two minutes into the video for Rush
subdivisions right
and like that you know kind of angry youth
is like wandering young street
he sees the cool kids in a
convertible but like he's down by
Sam the record man
and places like that
you get you get a little glimpse of kind of 80s sleaze the the video arcade that was a lot of that
yeah video video arcade i think it was across from sam's but uh these are the yeah these are
the things a big video arcade i remember that one too of course there's the legendary gas works that
was down that way as well yeah for sure a couple of adult establishments, if you know what I mean.
Places where people take their clothes off.
I can't remember the one that's down in the back.
Zanzibar?
Zanzibar.
Yeah, because the Brass Rail was up closer to Bloor Street.
Never heard of it.
And that was across from the Uptown Theatre i really liked the uptown like that's where
i saw saving private ryan and a whole bunch of great films and then i lived for a while at 30
charles street west which was kind of a right above the uh the uptown theater there was two
like theaters right at young blur was there not my imagine well there's the there was the one that
was uh on the other side like bay and bluer had one and there was also one though there was one like not yorkville but it was carl not uh not
carlton uh that was at college and young but uh there was one it'll come to me later but there
were several like theaters in that area for sure the one at the one at bay and bluer there was a
really attractive girl that was the assistant manager there and she loved strom
malopoulos yeah again wow shocker yeah i know shocker and so so cumberland that's it so um
she would invite george and then he would invite myself and jim richards and a whole pile other
people to go see movies even before they were out in theaters they had like a week had them a week
in advance and we would go at like
one o'clock in the morning and watch these movies.
Oh shit. Well, they had the backstage.
I remember like, it was almost like where the
art house films would go to the backstage.
Do you remember how they had that one theatre in the back?
Right. And that's where you'd get the ones you'd get.
Normally you'd have to go to the Carleton Cinema
or whatever to see these like,
I remember,
yeah, all the cool indie house films
that uh whatever david lynch was like putting out right you know what was an under dollar movie yeah
yeah right uh was a road to road kill and uh highway 61 which features a song
it let's not forget the big one hardcore
logo well hardcore logo for sure with a billy talent right but um and huey dylan right of course
uh what's the uh um acid test so acid test the band they had music in that uh what was it the
what was that other one 61 what was it called highway 61 right
i think that featured music from acid test one of the main characters in that movie was a guy
named sean who was in a band called technicolor raincoats right he's one of the main characters
i think it's highway 61 it's that the one where they go up north and they run into joey ramone i
think yeah i feel like jello biafra was in one of these
movies too was he not he played a cop or maybe that was a different movie like it was a different
canadian movie because i do oh by the way i have a special guest popping in to kick out one of the
jams with us uh you'll find out who it is when their face shows up in the zoom if their face
shows up in the zoom so i wanted to though, I wanted to talk about vaccinations because
since we last recorded a pandemic
Friday, the powers that
be decided that Gen X could go get
their AstraZeneca in this province.
And it's caused quite the,
I call it like the hunger games,
all right? It's like, get your shot,
like by how many different, you know,
web pages and phone numbers
did we call trying to line up our vaccinations.
So, Cam, I want an update from you.
But first, I'm just going to share very quickly my story,
which is that at about 6.30 p.m. on 4.20,
which is significant because we're kicking out the 4.20 jams,
and that was Tuesday.
We need like a Bond side effect every time, like 4.20.
I know.
Well, when I play stew's recording
you'll hear one but uh so 6 30 p.m i get my shot very grateful very excited i got my astrazeneca
shot that night i slept fine but then the next day which was yesterday all day long i was tired
and achy like i had a bug or something like I just felt like a sack of shit.
Or you were 50.
I'm almost there.
And then last night, I had these wild fever dreams
where I had these chills and all night long, just wild.
And then I wake up this morning, I actually did a hit,
not on the bong, but I did a hit on Humble and Fred.
And from then on honestly i felt 100
all day like i went for a 30k ride i feel normal but it was fucked up for a while there so that
was my experience god i'll just say for me like rinse and repeat like exact same thing like i got
mine at i think it was 12 30 on wednesday at a local shopper's drug mart i was fine the rest of that
day you know kind of doing regular hang out with the kid uh all that sort of stuff and yeah in the
middle of the night like at three i woke up and i was like sweating and like yeah weird psychedelic
dreams which i thought was actually sort of a good primer for this episode. I know.
Yeah.
And I like,
I felt like complete shit when I woke up as did MF.
But yeah, I'm pretty good now.
Like it's been,
again,
now it's like 26 hours out and I feel pretty good.
Like I was on the exercise bike right before this and back to normal.
This seems very par for the course.
It's like a 24 hour.
But mine was a little longer because all night was fucked up.
It was really appropriate for the 420.
I just felt really fucked up
and it was kind of wild,
but then just woke up and been fine all day.
So, Cam, I actually did not realize
you had already had your vaccination.
This is like an exclusive.
Yeah, I didn't do the vaccine selfie.
I'm not putting my inoculation status out into the world
you could inspire hesitant uh people uh you could inspire them to follow suit but nobody wants to
see a grown man cry that's the thing right so brother it's just a bit it was dust in my eye
brother bill uh remind me which uh which of the vaccines did
you receive over there in uh white rock uh i have received neither or either or any okay why did i
think you had been vaccinated okay so is it that you're are you like just waiting or are you an
anti-vaxxer i'm no yeah i'm an anti-vaxxer that No, I'm an anti-vaxxer. That's right. I wanted to spend the next three hours
telling you it's all fake
and the government, it's a conspiracy.
George Soros.
Yeah, no.
No, it's been slow here,
to be honest with you.
The rollout has not been...
It started really well.
I mean, my mother, who's 93,
got vaccinated.
Both her shots by mid-February.
But then, you know, so many people, too many people trying to make decisions, all the different comments on social media.
We have a good government out here.
I stand behind our health minister, which is Dr. Bonnie Henry, and our NDP government's done a pretty good job with a lot of things.
But this is one of those things that, you know, it's a big job.
And so people are getting vaccinated.
And right now, the right people are getting vaccinated.
I mean, I don't have a big bubble of people.
I'm not working right now.
So I've registered.
And when my time comes, obviously obviously i'll book my appointment and show
up but i would much rather see a teacher or a first responder or someone who no that's a good
point at it right now i won't lie i won't lie as i got the shot on tuesday i had this feeling of
why am i the podcaster who's locked down like why am i getting this when there's essential workers
going into the
workplace that yet to get a shot you have kids you have kids they go to school and well they
don't go to school anymore bill well okay yeah right i can see this is the thing i forget you
guys are totally locked down out there aren't you i mean it's like you can't go anywhere stay at home
order it really is like so as of tomorrow as of friday yeah here they can stop you
from traveling they're they're literally going to be waiting at the ferries and waiting at the
borders and waiting as you leave town to go to what we call we're going to have cottage country
but out to the interior they call it they're going to be waiting for you and if you don't
have a valid reason they're going to turn you around or find you i don't know what exactly is happening there but that's but you can go for walks and you can
exercise and stuff right like you can go for a nice long walk right brother yeah like you know
where i am mike you've been here it's a very tourist based city small city uh last weekend
the pier we have canada's longest pier here a lot of people go there there's restaurants on our beach
and there's a lot of people that want to come down here but it was just a little out of control last
weekend so government local government is trying to decide what to close if necessary we don't have
the numbers that you guys have we don't have the population that you have but it is still here as
well and and uh I'd like to think that everybody's doing what they can,
but there's a few that just, you know,
are trying to ruin it for the rest of humanity.
I feel like BC has this scary new Indian double variant
that people seem to love to panic about.
Yeah, Cam, you're right.
This is an issue that's been talked about
for the last 48 hours or
so. Flights from India seem to be arriving at YVR airport, which should be called Terry Fox
International for the record. And they're showing up from India. And I hate to just categorize a
country, but this is fact. And what we're hearing, again, it's just what we're hearing. There's been no, it's alleged that people in India may be buying their way onto these planes with false COVID tests.
And they end up here in Vancouver and spread it from there.
So there is some concern regarding flights out of India right now.
But, you know, we're all one people in my attitude.
And so we just need to,
everybody just needs to buckle down and get through this
because, man, I don't want to be sitting here
another year from now talking about the same shit.
I will say, like, think of what we're talking about right now.
And like this whole fucking experience,
and this experience, i.e. this pen,
just has so many different chapters like
now we're talking about this india variant and sort of the you know sir mike what you alluded
to sort of this inequity with the vaccine distribution like mike yeah i know you're
like all over twitter daily you're probably like me you saw the photos i think the star had a really
good photo of not good but you know all these folks at jane and finch waiting in
the snow for like a a um community clinic like drop in meanwhile you know there's toronto mike
podcasting from his basement cam gordon like guy who literally works for an internet company
right like why should we be getting this but But someone, I think it was Kana Kev, just mentioned in the chat room.
I'm like you, Mike.
I had a weird guilt, but not regret about getting it.
Right. Well said.
Yeah. So I don't... Oh, yeah. Don't get me wrong.
I mean, in fact, it's you, Cam.
I'll say this.
You DM'd me.
We'll just say a DM happened from you.
And you were like...
So they made the announcement on the weekend, right?
So was it Sunday?
Maybe they announced Sunday night.
Yeah.
So Sunday night they said, okay, starting Tuesday, uh, Gen X can get their fucking AstraZeneca
and you let me know that you could actually book an appointment on the wall for a Walmart,
even though their website was saying 55 plus, they were going to let you, you could put
in your real birthday and get the appointment. And then of course, by Tuesday, they'd have to let you you could put in your real birthday and get
the appointment and then of course by tuesday they'd have to give you the shot because you're
over 40 and if it wasn't for that dm from you mr gordon i'm not sure i would have had the wherewithal
to actually book that thing for tuesday yeah i'm trying to figure out how we knew that i feel like
it might be a friend of mf but it was sort of interesting just seeing how the you know sort of almost like
all the urban legends but yeah like we originally had appointments booked at walmart and then through
the the fantastic vax hunters can a web uh twitter feed right we actually saw late i think it was
late tuesday night it's like the shoppers like two minutes away from us still had appointment it was like 1030
at night like right
we're talking about MF she was in bed
she actually got out of bed we walked over
there at 1030 at night and like rebooked our appointments
and again like what like
privilege like this
right I don't know it shouldn't work that like I'm
so grateful that it was so
easy for us but it's so fucking hard for
other people meanwhile like
we got it before my sister is like a teacher right that's right that's it yeah so good good
way to put it you can feel uh like uh some some guilt but there's no regret because once you have
the opportunity to get the shot you just fucking get take it like it's like i wasn't gonna say no
i did no no dude but this is it you're right you're right and generation x it says a lot about
our generation that you know maybe we're not buying into all this conspiracy bullshit that
you know the generation above us and below us is i i don't know but can i just correct myself
quickly guys because i just want to make sure i'll feel bad otherwise our provincial health
officer is dr bonnie henry i actually i your mistake, but I was going to let it go.
Yeah, our minister of health is Adrian Dix.
I just wanted to make sure.
Both of them have been on TV every day with updates here.
It's been not like your premier who shows up when he feels like it.
Don't get me started, Bill.
These two have been on TV here in British Columbia every day,
given one or two days since the pandemic started.
They're doing an incredible job out here
in BC. Needs to be said.
For those keeping score at home, we talked
when we started this Pandemic Friday.
How many weeks ago did I say?
I'm going to read my notes here.
58 weeks ago we started Pandemic Friday.
If you're keeping score,
Stu Stone is fully vaccinated.
He had both his shots because he was
in the usa uh cam and i and he's stew stone and he's stew fucking stone cam and i now have our
first shot so i mean since we got them on the same day uh or whatever i i know i get my second
shot on uh i get it on uh august 10th assuming that schedule holds or whatever. So I have actually already decided the last,
assuming like there's not some unforeseen curveball
and anything's possible with this unprecedented pandemic.
But here I'm going into my calendar.
This is exciting play by play here.
I have decided the final pandemic Friday is going to be in prime time and it's going to be on august 27th
at 7 30 p.m we're gonna do our final pandemic friday the the electrifying conclusion of the
and i i think that's a great time too because it's also you know right before the in theory
school year goes back and Labor Day.
And I have a camping trip planned later,
I think right after pandemic Friday,
I have a camping trip.
Okay.
I just saw the clock.
I was going to say the day after you'll be announcing pandemic Saturday.
Well,
like I said,
there's a lot of time to go.
Who knows what's going to happen in the next few months?
Who the fuck knows?
We might be doing this a lot longer.
Variant,
verite. It's like, oh shit doing this a lot longer. Variant, verite.
Oh shit, this variant
isn't covered by the
vaccinations. We start again.
But so
420 jams.
It's a personal question, but
are you too high right now?
I'm high on life.
I'm high on AstraZeneca.
You got your beverage, Mike. Crack it open. So here, I'm going on life. I'm high on AstraZeneca. You got your beverage, Mike.
Crack it open.
So here, I'm going to crack open a fresh craft beer from Great Lakes Brewery.
Shout out to Great Lakes.
So this is my 420 drug of choice here.
Hold on.
I'm just going to dedicate this to my neighbor, Kareem.
So shout out to Kareem.
I'm just going to dedicate this to my neighbor, Kareem.
So shout out to Kareem.
And to answer your question, I don't remember the last time I actually partook in smoking of the J or whatever they say nowadays.
But I do take, what do you call it?
Vitamin D.
I take CBD. I take CBD every night.
So is that the CBD oil?
Is that the oil? I take CBD every night. So is that the CBD oil? Is that the oil?
I take the oil. I don't think that
makes me cool enough to head on downtown
to downtown Vancouver
and hang out at the art gallery.
On the beach, smoking
joints with 12-year-olds, but
that's what happens here
every 420. I don't know if there is one
in Toronto, but there's
one here that used to be at
the art gallery right downtown and now it's at one of the beaches they've canceled them the last
couple of years but we were talking about like 15 000 people showing up to this event and everybody
just getting really stoned and people in the west end would complain that they were getting stoned
off of the people getting stoned. It's pretty incredible.
Secondhand smoke.
Secondhand smoke.
Due to the guest who's going to pop in, I'm going to start with Stu.
So Stu is not with us live on this Zoom, but he's here in spirit, and he loves 420.
So let's open with a word from Stu Stone.
Hey, Mike, Cam, Bill, FOTMs, FOSSs, Stu Stone here.
Stu Stone, the D is silent on the last name.
And I am not silent because I do like this topic.
Mike, please don't play the song yet.
Please.
Please.
Happy 420 to those who celebrated.
Happy vaccination for those who have been jabbed.
And if you haven't been jabbed, you will be.
You will be.
I just wanted to send some love and tell you that I'll be back next week, which is exciting.
And this one goes out to Kareem.
This goes out to Bojana.
And this one goes out to all the listeners who partake, as they say. My 420 Gem is going to be a rap group, a hip-hop outfit out of California.
And I would say that in the early 90s,
weed was sort of commercialized in a mainstream way
through a lot of hip-hop music.
And specifically, I want to give credit to this band
who made their entire career out of sort of embracing the marijuana culture.
They're called Cypress Hill mind blow here they have a song that I'm about to play here that you
might recognize and I'll let one of you guys sort of decipher where the sample
comes from if you're a Pulp Fiction fan you probably know it and Mike you can go
ahead and light one if you got it. Don't pass it,
because I think the days of passing joints are over. And in this particular instance,
pack a bowl, because I'm about to play Cypress Hill, Hits from the ball.
It's from the ball.
It's from the ball.
It's from the ball.
Pick it, pack it, fire it up, come along. shout out to FOTM Carol Pope
do you two gentlemen know what the sample is on this song?
Yeah, yeah, I do.
I don't.
Well, it's pretty obvious, Bill.
I'm a bit disappointed in you, but let us know, Cam.
What are we listening to?
So it's Dusty Springfield, the ex of FOTM
Carol Pope, son of a preacher
man. By the way,
Mike, what a mind blow by Carol
Pope talking about hanging
out at Dusty Springfield's funeral
with the Pet Shop Boys.
Rosie Gray Teo
almost updated Carol Pope's
Wikipedia page with that little nugget
because that's a great little fun fact there.
Not fun because she's dead, but you know.
No, no doubt, no doubt.
We should have done what they were doing
at live.torontomic.com
and tried to guess what Stu was going to open with
because I was pretty, I mean, I'm not shocked at all
that he went with this song, but
I, for some reason, thought he'd go with
like Sublime's Smoke Two
Joints. That's kind of the one I thought he might
go with. I went with one
or the other, and he took the other.
I knew it was good. I had a feeling
Cypress Hill was going to get some play today,
and I thought, I could see Cam
or Mike picking it, but if
anybody's really going to go with Cypress Hill
and specifically Hits From The
Bong it's going to be Stew Stone
yeah this one seems like
a no brainer I feel like I
I'm always reticent to pick any hip hop
I had a few that were on my
short list for this but I always get sort of
flamed get put on
blast like
Susan Hay on the Humble andred show that's a great that's
a great fucking reference well done yeah so this is deep deep cut yes that's for me that's for my
benefit only i think although of course i saw on twitter that uh our friend brother bill has private
uh mentoring sessions with humble howard is that what i saw on twitter there bill
oh i wouldn't say it was a prior.
Well, yeah, I guess so.
I mean, Howard and I hadn't caught up in quite some time.
And so we spent about 52 minutes talking to each other.
I think that's the most one period of time
that we had spoken to each other that long.
I mean, usually it's five minutes here,
a couple of minutes here. I say hi to him, you know, but no, it was 52 minutes of greatness.
Howard partakes. He's a big 420 guy. He's a big fan of the holiday.
Has he like long, is he a long time user? Has he been holding for many years?
He's been holding, you know, he, he jokes that, you know, he used to, you know, meet his dealer in the back alley.
And now he walks into the boutique or whatever.
But, yeah, he's been using a long time.
But he's been, the last few years, I think he's been, since he quit alcohol, he's been using an awful lot, actually.
He's a big 420 fan.
God bless.
Like our stew stone.
You know what?
Good for him.
God bless.
Like our stew stone.
You know what?
Good for him.
I don't know about you guys, but it just makes me paranoid and want to sit in the corner and not talk to anybody.
Yeah.
Mike, here, let's get real again. Real talk.
What's your stance, Mike?
Okay, I'll tell you.
I'll be very honest with you.
What's your history?
What's your history?
I haven't touched it since I was, I'd say, 20 years old.
That's the truth.
So we're going back 26 years now.
I have been wanting it legalized forever.
I have wanted to, forget decriminalize, I've wanted to legalize it.
Like, I'm very, very glad where we're at, like, as a progressive society when it comes to cannabis.
I, and I have teenagers, I have a 19-year-old and a 16-year-old,
and I'm always telling them, go nuts, but wait have teenagers, I have a 19 year old and a 16 year old and I'm always telling them,
go nuts,
but wait,
like I always tell them,
just wait till that brain
has finished developing.
Like,
if you want to,
you know,
I don't like the,
I don't,
I've read too much literature
about what it can do
to a teenage brain
and I've asked,
I've asked my,
yes,
I've asked my teenagers,
just maybe when you're
in your mid-20s,
you can begin your experience.
But try to let that brain fully develop before you celebrate 420.
I think that's good guidance for sure.
Yeah, I'd be curious.
Yeah, I'm sort of similar.
I never really hung around with people who did it.
But what about Stu?
Was Stu a user in high school
or is this an LA phenomenon when you went to LA?
Yeah, they, like our crowd was,
but it was one of the things I loved about my high school.
There was sort of like our whole group
with a lot of the names you've heard over the years,
DJ Fardzy and Stu Stone and the big Rybowski
and all the greats.
And like kind of like half the crew would do it
regularly but then there'd be the other half like myself who wouldn't and it was just kind of it
wasn't really a big deal and there certainly wasn't like weird peer pressure or anything i
don't think anyone cared like our school was very like uh it was just sort of like chill everyone
was like for like the nerds and the cool kid like there was there weren't really levels so i i don't know like it was a long time
ago maybe i'm just remembering it well just a couple of comments i want to reference at live
dot toronto mic dot com right now one is cambrio he says stew cam and hayden were ripping weed
in high school but that's actually i wish hayden was there. That'd be awesome. That's not true. And Canada Kev, who we know he partakes,
we've all seen the visual evidence.
He says he found his 17-year-old daughter's stash yesterday.
So that's an experience I'm not having.
I'll be very honest, and I would be honest with this.
My 19, 16, almost 17-year-old,
and I know you're going to tell me
that teenagers lie to their parents,
but I don't think the way I am with my kids,
I actually don't think they lie to me.
They just tell me.
I don't believe either is partaking in celebrating 420.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I sort of feel like,
and I feel like there's a lot of like evidence of this too.
Like alcohol is like way worse.
Oh, I'm sure.
In many ways.
As I drink my fresh craft beer from Great Gatsby. Yeah, but it's like way worse. Oh, I'm sure. In many ways. As I drink my fresh craft beer from Great Britain.
Yeah, but it's like anything about it.
Like I think, you know, fast, like processed food is probably perhaps worse than like alcohol or cannabis.
Like who knows?
But I don't know.
Everything in moderation.
You know, you're right, Cam.
When you get into your 50s, you have to start going for all of these tests just to make sure you're not dying sooner than you should. And so I did recently and had all the blood tests,
et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. And the only problem that I've had, according to my doctor,
who called me two days ago, was a cholesterol issue. And that's from, well, he told me it's
probably, what do you call it? The family, it runs in the family.
The heretic.
Genetic.
Genetic.
But also it's diet.
And fast food is a killer.
Just the way tobacco is a killer.
Right.
The way alcohol is a killer.
The way, I mean, you could say hard drugs is a killer.
You know, everything in moderation with the exception.
See, the hard drugs kind of conversation.
I don't want to get too heavy on you guys, but I live in British Columbia, as you know.
And we have an epidemic out here that's not just a pandemic.
It's a drug issue.
And we have people dropping every day and dying far too young because they're getting laced shit drugs.
They're getting fentanyl and they're getting bad heroin and bad cocaine mixed with all
these drugs.
And, you know, so, Mike, you mentioned the legalization of marijuana.
Well, I hate to sound like the socialist from the West, but until we legalize every drug,
every single drug, these people are going to continue to die. And because this is not
happening in Toronto, and it's not happening close to Ottawa, it's being ignored by the other side of
the Rockies. And people who work in healthcare here know that. And, you know, people like myself
believe that. I mean, there's just too many people here dying of drug overdoses. And it's,
it's sad. And it's unfair. And until again, we legalize drugs like they have in Portugal.
We're not going to see this change. And,
and that's my big statement for today.
I want to have fun with the rest of the show,
but I wanted to make sure I got to say that because I'm glad you did.
I'm glad you did because you're absolutely right. In fact, just last,
actually this week, that's how long a week it's been this week.
Ken Daniels was on the program and his son his only son uh accidental fentanyl overdose
because he was addicted to opiates yeah i mean for years we for years sorry to interrupt cam
for years we handed out pharmacies handed out handed out pharma fucking poisoned with these kids,
got them addicted, got them in this vicious cycle.
And a guy like Mr. Daniels lost his son because of it.
And it's unacceptable.
It really is unacceptable.
And again, it all comes down to legalization of all hard drugs, soft drugs, drugs,
and making sure that it's handled and distributed properly.
Amen. Amen, brother.
I totally agree.
It was actually, strangely, I was just talking to my mom last night.
I don't even know why we started talking about this,
as I think I've mentioned,
mainly in the context of her delivering babies for Dan Hill
and members of the platinum one.
She worked as a nurse for many years,
like in labor delivery for a good chunk of her career.
But then she worked in a private clinic who were like,
people would just be like their family doctor for about 15 years.
And this was during the nineties.
And she said like the drug reps and all this shit,
they were even pushing on like
you know a random family doctor working in north york like she worked at like a clinic at like
shepherd and don mills she said it was like fucking crazy like the marketing material and
like all these like all the antidepressants and all this like shit like sort of the popularization
of that and that you know not to be all like pharma, but she saw it with her own eyes
and my mom's not really like that.
She's pretty...
I would say my mom's like a capitalist,
but my mom's just like,
this is kind of how
free market works.
But she said it was really fucked up
to see it firsthand.
Glad you guys are talking about this.
Tonight we're celebrating the herb, okay?
We're celebrating cannabis.
And there's a whole bunch of well-documented medicinal benefits.
But this is a plant.
And you're right.
The real enemy is the, you know, I think it was Ken who said,
he said like, okay, you're going to get your,
you're going to get your wisdom you're going to get your, what is it? Wisdom teeth extracted by an oral surgeon. And they're
going to offer you Percocets. Say no, take Advil. Like he's basically, you know, you don't know,
you don't know if you're the type that will become addicted until you do it. And, and once you're
addicted, where that leads and the, you, and you mentioned the fentanyl,
it's just dangerous ground.
Yeah, it's terrifying.
And it destroys lives.
Yep.
Not just the people who've done it,
who have died,
but the people that have to pick up
or try and pick up their pieces afterwards,
like Mr. Daniels.
It's just terrible.
No, absolutely.
I want to just shout out real quickly,
because I'm just trying to time this perfectly with our special guest here, but I just want to just shout out real quickly, because I'm just trying to
time this perfectly with our special guest here. But I just want to say hello to Ty Catman.
He says, preach brother, he says. So I went to high school with Ty Catman. That's Drew Gorski.
He was supposed to be the prime minister, but he let me down. Okay, but it's Ty Catman, right?
Like Hamilton Ty Cats? I don't get that either. He's from Brampton.
He's a good guy. I haven't
seen him in 40 years, but
he's there 35. Well, he's enjoying
the show. Thank you very much, Ticatman.
Hi, Ticatman. Joe Cororo,
who I've never known how to say that, but
he says, better to burn out than to fade away.
Can't cut the red meat, he says.
Okay. And then Al the Royal Pain.
Shout out to Al Grego.
He says,
let's make Mitch Hedberg
the patron of 420. So that's
what Al's pushing for. And
who else do I want to shout out? I just want to shout out,
Lieve Fumka is on board
watching us. The special guest has
arrived, so I will leave this now.
I know Andrew Ward was in here.
Beck was in here.ck was in here there's
a whole bunch of activity uh live.torontomic.com i'm going to go first just this once because our
special guest is here for 10 minutes let's say hello to our special guest it's exciting right
guys you don't know who's gonna show up i have some guesses ladies and gentlemen oh look we're making his lawyer making his pandemic friday debut
mr lauren honickman oh hey this is uh this is an honor i i'm on pandemic friday
mike actually gonna be pandemic friday he said he wanted me to come on This is an honor. I'm on Pandemic Friday. Mike didn't even tell me it was actually going to be Pandemic Friday.
He said he wanted me to come on and talk about what I'm going to talk about.
Yeah, don't mention it because I'll play it and then you'll talk.
Yeah, but look where I am.
Listen, this is something.
Mike, you know.
It only took 58 weeks.
I would have counted the hours this morning if you would have told me this.
Brother Bill, have you ever met Lorne Honigman?
Oh, no, but I grew up in Toronto, so obviously I watch City TV, so I know Lorne very well. if you would have told me this brother bill have you ever met lauren honickman oh no but i i i grew
up in toronto so obviously i watch city tv so i know lauren very well i remember you with a mustache
though do i am i getting that a mustache and i created the great mullet of the late 80s
you did but you know what is this is an honor sir i i again i've been i was a watcher of city tv all
through the the 70s 80s when when you were the man always mr serious yeah i remember you were
the you were the guy wouldn't you you were you were one step past silverman he was the watch it
buddy you wouldn't even let that happen mr well you know you know, it's funny. I was watching the Doug Ford press conference
today, and I saw people online going, oh my God, the media was so hard on Premier Ford. And I'm
thinking like, wow, just go back in time to see what it was like back then when we really asked
the real questions. And, uh you know our prime minister
doesn't get many of them at all so yeah i was it was a different group back then than you see on
the street today that's for sure but it's a pleasure to be here i mean it's it's i will use
the word honor you know to uh you guys created a a uh i know it came out of a bad thing, i.e. the pandemic, but you guys created a great weekly get-together and good for you.
So thank you for bringing me on. I appreciate it.
So you're here, Lorne, because you're going to help me kick out my first jam.
Formal introduction. So Brother Bill, just so you know, Lorne, he was a great DJ on 102.1 The Edge CFNY.
Yes.
I loved him then.
I love him now.
In the 1800s.
In the 1800s.
But this handsome gentleman, not that Brother Bill's not,
not that he's not handsome, but Cam Gordon.
He's a big time VP of something or other at Twitter Canada.
He's kind of a big deal.
I'm just on staff. All right. Nice to meet you, Lauren. big time VP of something or other at Twitter Canada. He's kind of a big deal. So,
uh,
I'm just on staff.
All right.
Nice to meet you,
Lauren.
He's a director.
So how about this?
I'm going to start a song cause we're doing four 20 jams.
I'm going to start my song.
I'll fade it down.
And then Lauren,
I'll point to you and you'll talk us,
uh,
talk to us about the song.
So here we go.
My first Jam. Well, they'll stone you when you're trying to be so good
They'll stone you just like they said they would
They'll stone you when you're trying to go home
They'll stone you when you're there all alone
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned well they'll stone you when you're walking
on the street there you go there you go 55 years ago right leading off the first song uh first side uh on blonde on blonde um and um a song of course
because of the way it sounds everybody immediately oh yeah it's about drugs and whatever
and and it very well maybe but mr dylan himself, who was asked that probably more than any other question,
you know, said that, no, I never have and never will write a song, a drug song.
And it's, you know, it's a typical double entendre for Mr. Dylan.
I mean, there was, he even hinted that it could be something that came from the Bible about people getting stoned.
Everybody had a had some something to say about the song.
But what was so interesting when you listen to it and it sort of had that that carnival sound to it.
And the producer back then, it was this great producer back then.
I think his name was Bob Johnson.
He said that, you know, they wanted to do it.
They wanted to get a Salvation Army sound to it, you know, trumpet, trombone, and they all sat around.
And interestingly, guys, it was the first song on the first side that was a double album with some unbelievable music on it.
But it was the last song that they recorded.
And it was,
it was one of his hits,
if you can call it that.
And to this day,
you know,
people will say,
well,
you know,
it's like,
it's like all talking about drugs or whatever.
And I think he just laughs at that.
I think even to this day,
he'll still laugh at that.
Lauren,
I have a question.
And Lauren.
So do I.
I have a few questions,
but is it not true,
is it not true that Rainy Day Woman is a name for a joint, a marijuana cigarette,
is known as a Rainy Day Woman? Right. And again, that was what people said. And then if you ask,
and you'll go through some of the archives and some of the
interviews, people say, well, where did that name come from? And everybody said, oh, they were in a
studio. You see, let me just set this up for you. So Dylan had just come. He was just going to start
that big tour, if you know anything about his life with with robbie robertson uh who now was part of
the band and the band was going to be touring with dylan this was the tour that they went to europe
and he got he got booed at in in england they called him judas that one person yells out because
he was playing electric music so robbie robertson went with him they went to nashville and dylan was
basically writing songs while the band was waiting.
They had a young Al Cooper there on the organ. He was he he talked about that session and he'd come out and, you know, he'd say, here's a song and they would do it.
Well, the legend has it or one of the stories has it that a woman and her daughter came into the recording studio out of the rain and Dylan
guessed their ages because they came in there you know they were soaking wet from the rain
12 and 35 and he said rainy day woman 12 and 35 but people Mike like you said no no it's got to
be about drugs it's got to be so it's got to be find out a woman type of link to drugs okay brother your turn well no that was
my question i wanted to know where the title came from because i figured there would be a story but
i can tell you this lauren where i grew up in brampton ontario in the 1980s that was not a
biblical song that was a song about getting stoned that's's what that was about. So you can tell me all the stories you want and I, I, I don't doubt them,
but I'm just saying in context for my friends,
it was just about smoking, smoking doobies as they say.
Of course. And, but what a great, I mean, just, you know, they'll stone you.
And he, by the way, when he played that on tour,
he'd always change the lyrics, right? That's the great thing about the song. You can change the lyrics, you know, they'll stone you when you're on Toronto
Mike, you know, like, you know, you can do it at any time. But it was always that, you know,
everybody must get stoned. And you think about it again, this is this is 1966. You know, or,
you know, when the album's coming out out and that's, that's just nobody,
nobody back then is going to read into that song or, well,
maybe it's about religion or, you know,
everybody's doing what you did brother that exactly that that's what,
what, what the song was about. And, and of course, again, by the way,
I think I, I had, I was listening to you guys live while I was doing some
work here and I just out of the, I had you, I was listening to you guys live while I was doing some work here. And I,
just out of the corner of my ear, I was hearing a rap going there. Uh, I can't remember what you
were playing. Uh, hits from the bong Cypress Hill. Okay. You know, and I've always, and I said to
Mike once, I said, people don't realize about Mr. Dylan, you know, this, this guy invented rap
because rap is just, you know, it's phraseology,
you know, and if I, I had an argument with some kids at my firm back when we could get together,
you know, who, who were talking about Drake and, you know, the great rappers and, you know,
and, you know, I went on, I went online, I went, okay, I'm going to, I'm going to do this.
You know, I, I, I'm going to listen to this now. I'm gonna do this you know I I'm I'm gonna listen to
this now I'm not gonna be the old dude in the room I'm gonna listen to this and I'm listening
and it's like you know went to the store she wanted more she must be a or I don't know you
know I'm getting sore and I went oh so I went back and I said, no, listen to this. Johnny's in the basement mixing up the medicine.
I'm on the pavement thinking about the government.
Man in a trench coat, badge off, laid off.
Says he's got a bad cough, wants to get it paid off.
And they go, what's that?
I said, that's Dylan, 1965.
Subterranean homesick blues, maybe the first rap song.
You know, so, you know, sorry.
That's valid.
Getting carried away with my Dylanology here.
What other podcast has Lorne Honigman rapping?
I think this is a tremendous exclusive.
It'll be very good for my legal career, I hope, down the road.
Okay, your legal career, which is fine.
I'm glad that you're having some success there.
But I'm more excited about your legal career, which is fine. I'm glad that you're having some success there, but I'm more excited about your legal podcast.
Okay, so you have a brand new podcast,
Judgment Day with Lauren Honigman.
So everyone who's interested in your takes
and you're such a good broadcaster
and you're able to kind of take complex legal arguments
and decisions and simplify them for dumb people like me.
People should really should subscribe to judgment day with Lauren Honigman.
I've actually got like convenient subscription links.
If you click TMDS podcasts at the top of Toronto,
Mike.com,
it's also on your,
your YouTube page.
You can watch Lauren. It looks fantastic so lauren congrats
on that i have a thank you mike and it's because of you you know mike mike bought bug me for about
a year said it why don't we give it a try and we're giving it a try i think one of the things
we're doing with it is just and the thing i was doing when i was on cp24 for all those years when
i had that show legal briefs,
just try to bring the law to the people,
right?
It's just,
it's really hard to do.
And especially in this day and age.
So we're giving it a whirl.
We'll see how it goes.
You want a piece of trivia?
Maybe you versus brother.
I think we've lost a cam to more pressing.
Yeah,
no,
I was just on mute.
Sorry.
I was trying to like chime into the subterranean
i had some great insights there now i thought you got a call from your mom about uh you know the
previous topic but yeah what did you want to say before i give you the fun the trivia what did you
want to say to lauren about rainy day i'm gonna get the title right because nobody gets it right
but i'm gonna get right rainy right. Rainy Day Woman number
12 and 35.
I was thinking about
the one that's like the rap song. It was like
Subterranean Homesick Blues.
That's also I feel like was one of the first music
videos. That's when he's got
the cards and he's showing
that and Allen Ginsberg's walking behind
him. Yeah, that was one of the first videos.
Yeah, iconic. The other one um uh in and around the same time was it's all right ma i'm only
bleeding and that also if you listen to it it's got um darkness at the break of noon shadows even
the silver spoon the handmade blade the child's balloon eclipses both the sun and moon you
understand you know too soon there is no sense
in trying I think Frank Sinatra even once complimented Dylan he said like I got the
phraseology from being able to do these things from Bob Dylan I remember somehow reading that
at some point you know Lauren let me ask you I mean obviously you're a massive fan of Bob Dylan and rightly so given what the
man's musical uh background and and category or catalog is I'm just wondering it's hard to compare
I know with modern day artists today but has there ever been anyone since Bob Dylan who you thought
that's pretty close maybe not exactly because you can't be exact but is there anybody even close
at that that's an interesting question and I wish there was I wish there was somebody from pretty close, maybe not exactly because you can't be exact, but is there anybody even close?
That's an interesting question. And I wish there was, I wish there was somebody from the last 10 to 15 years that I could say that because it is, you always get smacked back, right? And say,
well, you're just, and I use the expression old dude, you know, you're just, you're from that
different era and you just, you can't enjoy what we're doing now. But, but the answer is no, I mean,
you know, Springsteen came close in a lot of ways and you know, I'll,
you know, I've saw, look, I am a huge Springsteen fan, but,
but still not, not to that same level. And, and,
and to be fair as well, if somebody said, well, you know,
he's not writing the same things now. And that's true. I will be the, you know,
I'm not one of those Dylan fans that,
that talk about him in the last 10 years and go, this guy's unbelievable.
Some people do. So maybe I am sort of trapped in an era if you will.
But I haven't really, and I, and I, and I must say,
maybe I haven't given it enough open mind and looking at the,
and listening to the music
as much as I should but no it's you know you you go back and you listen to some of that stuff
anybody right now I just told you that blonde on blonde album even if you haven't really listened
you just go back and listen to it and you know song just like a woman was on that album um I want you that came from that I'm stuck inside
a mobile with those you know Memphis blues again and you know the line in that song what you know
Ruby said come see me in her honky-tonk lagoon you know we'll we'll dance we'll waltz for free
meet the Panamanian moon and she said uh oh on now. Don't you know about my debutante?
And I said, your debutante knows what you need, but I know what you want.
You know? And then, and then you sit there and you say, okay, well,
that's 1966. And so when did you can't always get what you want?
I remember thinking that to myself, I go, did Mick steal that from Dylan?
You know, like, but anyway, I recommend to anybody,
anybody just listen to some of those older albums
and you will appreciate a lot of it
and see how so much music was influenced by him today.
I feel like he doesn't get enough credit
for popularizing the album format.
I think everyone gives it to the Beatles
because i mean
you know and they certainly are a big part of the equation but you know all those ones you just
mentioned like a full-length album still really wasn't a thing like albums are still collections
of singles sure prior to that and these are like collected works like really blood on the tracks
in 1974 when his marriage ended blood on the, if you listen to that entire album,
which of course, he even said once, he said, it really shocked me how much people love my pain,
like it was about his marriage breaking up, and Tangled Up in Blue, which leads that album,
and I think it may be, it's my favorite Dylan song, actually.
And then it's the whole story of his life with Sarah.
And there's a song on that album called Idiot Win.
And you can go and you can watch it on YouTube when he was live and during the Rolling Thunder review and when the way he, the words and the way he spits out that song.
the way he the words and and the way he spits out that that that song and it's uh it it it I I've played it to people who had never heard or really listened to Dylan and you just you go wow
and they'll the reaction is yeah that's that's unbelievable because you're absolutely correct
Cam it's it's it's all part of that whole entire album and and themes and he had that right it's all part of that whole entire album and themes. And he had that, right?
It's he had that all the time and it's,
there's a lot to learn from him to this day.
And I think one of the things that I like is when I hear musicians,
even younger musicians talk about them in that same way. And so it's,
it's for me, I can't get tired of it. I can't get, and I'll be,
I'll even admit something as well. I love watching old Beatle videos, too. You know, I can put on Beatles at Shea Stadium and watch that 100 times because I get you just when you look at people who have a certain greatness, you say you hear something each time that you didn't hear before. That's what happens to me.
Lauren, are you a Neil Young guy too?
Like Neil Young's kind of the only person I feel like is in sort of Dylan's like arc of like just all these different phases.
Great example. Great example.
And music is the ultimate time capsule. And it, it, you know,
for yourself personally too, Lauren,
I'm sure that it just you listen to Bob Dylan or you listen to Neil Young or
you listen to the Beatles and it takes
you to a place that doesn't exist
anymore, but it's still
up there and it will be there
forever. Listen to Cypress Hill
hit from the bong
back in the day.
I just want to shout
out a few comments that came in at live.toronto
Mike since you popped on, Lauren.
One is from Levi Fumka who says
that Judgment Day with Lauren Honigman
is great. I really
liked his last episode about
online harassment.
So that's Lieve Fumka
is listening and she's digging it. Others should
follow suit. Canada Kev says
12 and 35. Okay, so
it's Rainy Day Woman 12 and 35, right?
12 times 35 he This rainy day woman, 12 and 35. 12 times
35, he says, equals 420.
There you go.
Come on, Lorne.
Barely about drugs.
I have no further submissions, Your Honor.
You've heard
my argument. This is what happens to me
in court. You've heard my
submissions, Your Honor.
YYZ Gord just says, quite the
collection of hosts, he says.
Very cool. He's enjoying your
participation here. So, Lorne, I gotta
say... I'm gonna run,
guys. I do have to go
here. But I thank you for
having me on. That was
a pleasure. And I got to talk
about Bob Dylan.
Thank you for listening to me.
Well, before you exit, Cam, can we get the pic with Lauren so I can attend?
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Okay, so Lauren, just pose for the cameras.
Here we go. I just have the Zoom screen.
I look at the camera.
Standby.
Oh, wait a second. Bear with me here. that this is part of this is part of the
shtick okay one two three are we good got it yeah thank you lauren what an honor to meet you sir
thanks buddy you're amazing talk soon take care of my friend so what do you think that's mind
blowing man huge yeah that's mind blowing, man. Yeah.
That's mind blowing.
Yeah.
I was going to say,
you should like package it up,
send it to like the friendly stranger and they could sponsor judgment night.
On it.
Honestly,
Mike,
if,
if I could just,
you know,
I said to Lauren,
but yeah,
and I would say it to him again.
I mean that his era of city TV is just like like man i mean for me that's what i grew up
watching and and just they they were doing shit that no one else was doing and you know lauren's
lawyer pretty straight edge guy back in the day always serious you know but man it's just it was part of the entire cosmos of city tv that just is unmatched
brother bill that whole city tv environment that moses built uh i'm it's pretty much the reason
that toronto mic exists today like i'm essentially just trying to collect the same kind of characters
and give everyone a voice honestly i was so incredibly inspired by that city tv environment that you're
referring like just think it's like 30 years later for a lot and we're still talking about like
newscasts right well and like what the fuck like it's crazy right where's colin vaughn when we need
him and the thing is to the two city tvs credit you know i guess you could have the argument, who had the first storefront studio? But I'm going to be
honest, the idea, the concept,
I believe, we took
from City TV. I think Much Music
and City were the first ones doing it.
And then we opened up the edge
of Bloor and Bathurst, and it worked for
us too. But boy, that environment,
the Much Music environment, although
I never personally got a chance to go down
and enjoy it like I saw on TV all the time right i can't imagine the the brilliance in that what was the
address on queen street 299 299 you know why originally it was 99 queen street east east and
then they moved to 299 queen street west so even starting at 99 Queen Street East with the likes of Gord Martineau and
What's her name?
Ann Roskosk? Oh, Deanie Petty
Deanie Petty
FOTMs everywhere
Even the guy who ended up in New York, a big sports broadcaster
Oh, Saltzman, Russ Saltzman
Right, all of those people
Right up to Gallagher and Gross
And fuck, you could just
Jim McKinney like oh my god
they're all FOTMs
you're right as many as I can because I love those guys
but I gotta pinch myself that I now get to work
with Lorne Honigman
with Peter Gross sometimes
with John Gallagher when he's you know
that's a whole different
kettle of water
the real personalities of Toronto
I don't know about you
when Brother Bill here and Lorne Honigman were like The real personalities of Toronto. I don't know about you.
When Brother Bill here and Lorne Honigman were having a little discussion on Zoom,
and I was keeping an eye on your window because you're like me.
You just grew up.
Right.
If you weren't watching City TV, you were listening to CFNY.
That's a good point.
This is fucking great.
This is awesome.
Think of it, i appreciate i appreciate you
guys feeling that way because i i'm just like fanboy as well i just like i can't believe i'm
talking to this guy yeah that's a big moment for me as inspired as i am on the you know by the city
tv environment and what was happening there and that kinetic energy uh also as anyone who listens
to toronto mike knows same thing on cfNY like those are the two to me those are the
two sources of uh and like the fact that I now have this somehow I have this forum where I could
have a brother Bill talk to a Lauren Honigman about rainy day woman uh number 12 and 35 as a
420 jam like the fact that just happened here right now like I can't believe it. Shut it down. I'd just like to announce right now
a new podcast between myself
and Lorne called
Talking Shit About Bands.
Love it.
We'll work on that later.
But now, because of that, this will be a four-hour episode.
So let's get rocking and rolling. I've done my first jam,
but let's start with Cam Gordon's
first jam. Cam, anything to say before I
press play?
No, but I think that the first jam
is going to be a good lead into this one
because these two artists have a relationship
or we're in another band together.
Here we go.
Here we go. Let me run with you tonight
I'll take you on a moonlight ride right There's someone I used to see
But she don't give a damn for me
Well let me get to the point
Let's roll another joint.
Turn the radio to loud.
I'm too alone to be proud.
And you don't know how it feels.
You don't know how it feels to be me.
To be me Okay, so that of course is the late, great Tom Petty.
You Don't Know How It Feels from 1994.
From only his second proper solo album, Wildflowers.
I feel like we spent probably too much time on Tron.
I might talk about confusion between Tom Cochran and Tom Cochran and Red Ryder and then Red Ryder.
And which album? Tom Petty is a little like that, where I think Full Moon Fever and Wildflowers are both Tom Petty solo albums.
And I feel like everything else up until that point was with the Heartbreakers of course um yeah I mean this was a big hit in Canada number three I mean Tom Petty was
a rare 70s 80s artist that really transitioned well into the 90s he just seemed like he had we
I mean we've talked about Tom Petty before I feel like you know pretty high approval rating across multiple genres yes um and this this
this i feel like was maybe like his last big charting hit too um i feel like there are a few
others that might have sort of dabbled uh in the billboard charts but uh this one was definitely
up there and was all over much music too so cam was that song after his big album with free falling and all that
well after right that's after yeah okay i always thought it was before that's why i'm yeah so like
full moon fever was i think 89 and then he had the album i think it was called into the great
wide open that had like learning to fly and the song into the great wide open and last dance for
mary jane is that uh yeah
which i i think was like that was from that fucking annoying era where like people would put
out the greatest hits collection with one extra track right right and in that case it's like you
know that that was a fucking great well that's a weed song too right because any song of mary jane
and it is uh 420 well i was gonna say we we could have a whole episode, songs that people think are about marijuana, but
maybe they're not.
Before we dive a bit deeper into this
song, we're actually going to get to the geography
corner early.
Do you guys know where Tom Petty's from?
I do. Gainesville, Florida.
I'm just going to
rip through this because there's a lot of fucking famous
people from Gainesville.
Wait a minute. Can we guess?
Scott Stapp from Creed from Gesville uh he's from florida he's from maybe
a different maybe he's uh jacksonville maybe yeah why don't we take some guesses it seems like there
was there was a band from gainesville florida i can't remember what they were called but they
were a american hardcore band and their big song was my Dog's Into Anarchy. That's all I remember.
There's a University of Florida is in Gainesville?
I think so, yeah.
There's actually, while we start, there's actually a lot of punk or like
Warped Tour type bands there.
So first, let's shout out Esri Canada and their
Geographical
Thinking podcast produced
by TMDS. Let's go.
Yeah, okay, here we go Let's go. Yeah. Okay.
Here we go.
So buckle up here.
Okay.
Bands.
We got against me.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
We got less than Jake.
Okay.
We got hot water music.
Okay.
Nope.
We're going to bring,
we're going to bring it down a few.
Less than Jake.
Would you count that as the third wave of ska?
I think so.
Yeah.
Them and a real big fish and like all that sort of stuff.
We have a band.
I think we've heard on a past pandemic Fridays of forgotten CFNY hits for squirrels.
Oh, you kicked it out.
Yeah.
The mighty KC was, was their hit.
you kicked it out I think yeah the Mighty KC was their hit
we had talked about them before
Cam and that was the band that lost
three out of their five members in a car accident
that's right
just a terrible story about it
yeah and that was like a posthumous song
posthumous
that too
it created a lot of posthumosity
Sister Hazel yes of course It created a lot of posthumosity.
Sister Hazel.
Yes, of course.
Sister Hazel. And then some soul artists and people from bands.
We got Charles Bradley,
great soul singer who we lost
recently.
Minnie Ripperton. Oh, loving you.
It's easy because you're beautiful. I love you too, Mike.
Thank you.
And then a couple of assholes here.
We got Don Felder from the Eagles.
And we also got someone that in my mind,
I think might be the biggest asshole in rock and roll,
Steven Stills.
Wow.
Okay.
And then I'm going to run through a bunch of actors here.
Somebody really famous.
Somebody really famous is from Gainesville, right?
Well, we got the Phoenix family.
So we got Joaquin and River Phoenix.
They're pretty famous.
Plus all the other brothers and family members.
This is crazy.
I've actually been to a comedy club, if you can believe it.
Some guy doesn't like comedy,
but I actually saw this guy perform at the comedy cellar in New York.
Daryl Hammond.
Of course, from Saturday Night Live.
SNL.
And then we've also got Steven Root. Yeah, I love Steven Root. He'sl Hammond. Of course, from Saturday Night Live. And then we've also got Stephen
Root. Yeah, I love
Stephen Root. He's in News Radio.
And Milton from
Office Space. Oh, right.
And then a ton of athletes too. We got Udonis
Haslam from the Miami Heat who still
plays the oldest player in the NBA.
We got Al Horford, arguably the
most boring player in the NBA.
We got Vernon Maxwell, the NBA. We got Vernon
Maxwell, Mad Max.
We got Roger Maris.
Wow, 60.
We got fucking Emmett Smith.
Wow, from the great
Cowboys. And just one more. We got
Tim Tebow.
That's quite the list, though. I've been to
Gainesville. It's not that big.
That's like a real who's who of names. I've been to Gainesville It's not that big No I mean that's like a real
Who's who
Who's who of names
You've got all
You've got lots of big names there
Yeah
Or Matchbox 20
Not from Gainesville
They're from Florida too
I don't know where they're from
But I think
I feel like they were like
Tampa
I don't know
Yeah I'll just say
Like again
We sort of buried the lead here
We're supposed to be talking
About Tom Petty
I will say that this album
Was produced by
Rick Rubin In a produced by Rick Rubin
in a year that Rick
Rubin also produced albums, 1994
for Johnny Cash, Slayer,
Danzig,
and Sir Mix-a-Lot.
Wow. And Tom Petty,
Wildflowers. And this was the first album
he did with Johnny Cash, the American recording
series that had
A Feast of Me and just kind of kicked off
his fourth, fifth
wave of Johnny Cash. Rusty Cage,
a lot of great jams in that, yeah. Totally.
Delia's gone, sure.
Well, everybody wanted to work with Rick Rubin
in the 90s. That's how you reinvented
your career by working with Rick Rubin.
Totally. And you guys,
fun fact that everybody knows,
who's Minnie Riperton's daughter?
Who wants to tell me?
Oh yeah, she was on my list
too as famous people born in Gainesville.
Large Riperton?
Good guess. Tell us, Cam.
Who is Minnie Riperton's daughter? Oh God, I'm forgetting
what her name is. Okay, I'll help you. Maya Rudolph.
Maya Rudolph. Oh,
okay.
At the end of Loving You, I think And at the end of Loving You,
I think that at the end of Loving You,
I think Minnie Riperton shouts out baby Maya.
Like she was like five years old
or she was very young anyways.
And says, I love you, Maya,
or something at the end of that.
Minnie Riperton died like really, really young.
That's a tragic tale.
Terrible story.
And she died of cancer very young,
like 32 or something like that.
Okay, so great start. And you're right right there's a great link between Tom Petty
and Bob Dylan our first two jams Cam because
traveling Wilburys buddy yeah do you want brother Bill you want to
say anything before I kick out your first jam
well I think a lot of people thought this would have got Hanson so I wanted
to play it first so we'd make sure that it did not.
So this has nothing to do with Bob Dylan,
Tom Petty,
or anyone like that.
With the exception of he is also American.
You can let it go.
Roll another blunt.
Yeah.
Oh,
good. I was gonna clean my room
Until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom
But then I got high
My room is still messed up, and I know why
Cause I got high, because I got high, because I got high
I was gonna go to class before I got high
I could've cheated and I could have passed, but I got high.
I'm taking it next semester and I know why.
Because I got high.
Because I got high.
Because I got high.
Go to the next one.
Go to the next one.
Go to the next one.
I was going to go to school before one, go to the next one.
Like, does anybody not know who that is?
That's Afro Man and Because I Got High.
And shout out to Kevin Smith.
Absolutely, who's in the video along with Jam. But he's the only reason, like, he's the only, I mean, I don't want to trample over your fun facts, so maybe I should back off here.
All good, all good. Okay, because he's the only reason we mean, I don't want to trample over your fun facts, so maybe I should back off here. All good, all good.
Okay, because he's the only reason we know this jam, right?
Well, not really.
I mean, it was, yeah, because of the movie and such,
but it was also an appearance on Howard Stern's show
that did really well to push that single.
Also Napster.
It was a big song when Napster was massive and it got a lot of
downloads and uploads and shares and things like that. Um, the guy's real name is Joseph Foreman.
He began freestyling rap music in grade eight. He was one of these kids that, you know, would
rap onto a cassette and then hand it to his buddies and say listen to this uh which is interesting because when i was
in high school i also did some rapping for a while uh there's a couple songs that'll never
see the light of day was actually my myself and a friend of mine who is now an imam in los angeles
wow um yeah did you have a name brother did you have like a rapping name that you want to tell us
not that i can remember.
It was probably rude anyway.
I don't know what's going on with Cam right now,
but it's like a living, talking head.
No, I'm just getting some dinner, too.
Oh, is that what's going on?
Yeah, Mike, when you turned your head,
MF made a very brief appearance.
I saw it.
I missed it.
Can you ask her to come back?
I want to say hi.
Do you want to come back?
No.
She said no.
Tell her we're not recording it.
You can tell her.
Yeah.
Neil, sir.
So the video portion of it,
just with Cam,
he's just bouncing all over the place
and it's just,
what's going on over there?
What's going on over there, Cam?
Holy smokes.
UNMF, what's happening?
Go ahead.
They're having a little bit
of a cooking bash.
Woo!
420 at the Gordon residence.
The first album from Afro Man was released in 1998.
It was 2000 when we got Because I Got High.
He was nominated for a Grammy.
Wow.
You'll never guess for what in 2002.
Best rap single.
Best rap song.
That's pretty good. Cam?
I feel like best
soundtrack.
Like a song
from a movie? Is that a category?
No. Best rap solo performance.
Okay. That's what I meant.
Joined Cypress Hill on the Smokeout Tour
in 2002. Who doesn't remember that?
Who does remember that?
And just a couple of quick things.
He was charged with assaulting a female in 2015 on stage after a show in Biloxi, Mississippi.
Of course, he went to court and doesn't remember anything.
I think Lorne Honigman represented him in that.
It could be possible.
Anyway, that's not great news.
But the video for Because I Got High from Afro Man
has been viewed on YouTube over 195 million times.
Wow.
Crazy.
Now, the legend is that this song was like...
But this is still popular.
Well, every April 20th, I think people make sure they spin it.
But wasn't this like in the bottom of a receptacle,
a garbage can or some kind of receptacle,
and Kevin Smith like takes out the cassette and says,
hey, that's for my movie?
Like, isn't there some legend about how Kevin Smith
picks it out of the junk pile and then makes it famous?
Like the masters of this song?
I don't know.
There's some legend there.
That's why I joked off the top that Kevin Smith was the only,
uh,
reason we actually know that song today because that,
that song,
all the life in that song was,
uh,
was it Jay and silent Bob?
What was the,
what was the movie?
Do you know what movie that was?
Strike back?
Was it,
I think it might've been that. It might have been that.
By the way, good question from Opran at live.torontomike.com.
He wants to know, is this available as a Shep Pettibone remix?
And the answer, of course, is of course.
Somewhere.
Somebody.
Shep's done it somewhere, I'm sure.
Yeah, I'm glad you kicked that out, brother.
That's a big one.
I kicked that out.
I wanted to kick that mention, too.
I kicked that out because we didn't play a lot of hip hop or rap with the exception of
the Deadly Headly Show and sometimes Shepard.
Right.
But, you know, Afro Man, because I got high, was a big song for the edge.
Actually, we played it.
I was just going to ask you that.
I seem to remember that being in rotation for sure.
Yeah, we played it for sure.
Now, to get back in the right order, Cam Gordon is going to kick out his second jam. Yeah, we played it for sure. Now, to get back in the right order, Cam Gordon's
going to kick out his second jam. Yeah, I've got
my food. I'm all ready to go.
So you want me to press play? It looks like you're balancing on a
tightrope or something right now. Yeah, it's quite something.
Oh my god, you would have seen all sorts of things
if I didn't have this special background.
I think he is on a tightrope or something.
I wish we were recording the video. It's fantastic.
Do you want me to press play?
Yeah. Yeah. Can you picnic? Whoa, can you surrey?
Can you picnic? Come on, come on and surrey down to a stone-souled picnic.
Can you surrey down to a stone-souled picnic?
There'll be lots of time and wine
Red, yellow, honey, sassafras and moonshine
Red, yellow, honey, sassafras and moonshine
I'm going to quiz you guys.
Do you guys know this song?
I can say I do not know this song.
I have no idea either.
I love it.
I love the...
It sounds like it came out probably in the late 60s.
Bang on.
From 1968.
This is the song Stone Soul Picnic.
And the artist is Laura Nero.
Wow.
It sounds really good.
Like in the headphones, it sounds great,
but I don't know it.
It does sound good.
Yeah.
Are you,
are you guys familiar?
Like,
I feel like she's somebody who was a really big deal at the time,
but I feel like because of,
you know,
Joni Mitchell and Linda Ronstadt and all sorts of other female singer
songwriters,
Joan Baez of that era has sort of been swept away to history, and I'm not sure why.
It's weird.
My parents never really had that many records growing up,
but they had a lot of Laura Nero records,
including an album that's quite good called New York Tenderberry.
Anyway, this song, Stone Soul Picnic,
this is her version, Laura Nero,
but it was actually a big hit for the band fifth dimension
of course uh dawning of the age of aquarius and yeah exactly and let the sun shine in and uh
all that sort of stuff um she was sort of like you know similar to bob dylan who we heard off
the top came up in new york city singer songwriter um wrote a lot of songs that were recorded later
for other people like Stone Soul Picnic.
One of the, I think it was the first hit she wrote
was a song called And When I Die.
Do you know this song?
Shout out to Ridley Funeral Home.
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Continue, please.
I don't know this woman at all, Cam.
This is all news to me.
I've never heard of this lady.
Yeah, it's weird.
It's one of those names you'll see her name
and maybe learn a bit here and then.
It's like, oh, she, for example,
this is one of the fun facts,
she actually performed at the Monterey Pop Festival.
Like, you know, other than Woodstock,
one of the real iconic shows of the 60s,
sharing a stage with everyone from The Who,
The Grateful Dead,
really famous like Otis Redding performance.
Otis Redding, right.
Almost like his comic coming out.
Jimi Hendrix.
And a very famous no-show by Beach Boys,
Brian Wilson, Whole Meltdown.
Her Wikipedia page, I'll just recommend,
everyone go to the Laura Nero Wikipedia page.
It's really interesting.
She was openly bisexual, which is kind of interesting
but also had a relationship with jackson brown for a few years interesting ended up living with
a painter named maria desiria and and sort of in the 70s and 80s and into the 90s um was not only
a hardcore vegan like a lot of into like environmental stuff supposedly they tried to get her to be the the musical guest in
the opener of saturday night live in 1993 wow when you think was popular in 1993 why they want lauren
neron but wow again just like one of these artists that just lost the time like there's like i noticed
this with like with melanie okay melanie yeah she was Woodstock. She had these big hits in the early 70s and late
60s, early 70s. But I don't think
anyone talks about Melanie anymore
and she's still out there doing her thing.
Certainly, beyond
she appeared at Woodstock.
And she did the great, I got a brand
new pair of roller skates. You got a
brand new key. And look what they've done
to my song, Ma, or whatever. She had a
bunch of big ones.
And two more bands
that actually covered this song.
Here's a couple of names we probably haven't talked about
in 30 years
or so. So we have Swing Out
Sister.
Wow, of course. They had a big
hit. What was the big hit?
I think it was called Breakout.
It was one of the girls from Bananarama. That right yeah exactly and then an artist that i think we did here on cf and y
probably a one hand wonder by cf and y standards uh jill sobule i kissed a girl i kissed a girl
fame not to care katie perry i kissed a girl katie perry yeah 94. Wow, that's a name I haven't heard in years either,
Cam. Yeah, but a lot of people covered this song,
Stone Soul Picnic, which
I assume is like going to a picnic and
getting stoned. Good jam.
And her name is Lauren
Nero.
And Nero is like N-Y-R-O.
What's the first name? Laura.
Laura. Like Laura Secord.
Like Laura Secord. Yeah, I'm
curious if any of the FOTMs in the
chat room are any Laura Nero
fans out there. Or their grandparents.
Yeah.
Maybe my parents are in the chat room.
They should be.
Yeah, maybe they are.
Alright, good choice,
Cam. Good going here. Now,
second jam for Brother Bill.
Do you want to say anything before I play?
The 1970s, a lot of people talked about smoking marijuana or drugs, period.
And this was a band out of the UK that had a pretty big song
where you guys are right now.
And this was the song, Go Let It Roll. song go let it roll Morning, Ron. I mean, I ask myself, do I really need to be permanently high?
Stay awake for hours?
Or once my life was black?
Cause I've got drugs in my pocket and I don't know what to do with them.
Drugs in my pocket.
Drugs in my pocket.
Yeah, I've got drugs in my pocket.
I'm wearing out these shoes for them.
All right, so if you roller skated in the 1970s in Toronto,
maybe you remember in the late 1970s a song by a band called The Monks,
and the song was called Drugs in My Pocket.
I don't know if you remember that song.
Either one of you guys remember that song. I do.
It was a big hit at my primary school on the school bus. It was a big hit on like at my primary school on like the school bus.
It was a big, big jam.
Drugs in my pocket.
Are you serious?
Yeah, I know.
I'm dead serious.
Like this was like we all thought of it.
Yeah.
And there was some kind of I don't know if it was a parody, but frogs in your pocket.
Does this ring a bell?
No, not really.
a bell of anybody no not really but uh you know it's it's an interesting song because when i was 12 years old no nowhere near uh ready to choose a career i remember sitting by my radio and
i think it was chum or yeah it would have been chum at the time the am station had a countdown
every week and i so wanted this song to be number one i bought the 45 and i didn't know that you
know i was 12 year old kid i wasn't thinking oh this is about about drugs and bad things and stuff
and you know just to hear it again uh brings back some memories that's for sure three of the five
members of the monks were actually from a uk band called cam you'll know this name i think the
strobs does that ring a bell?
Okay, yeah, sure.
Who are like a power pop band, sort of, I think.
From like 1964.
They're like Spinal Tap, without it being Spinal Tap.
It was like a real band.
I mean, out of the UK.
Never really famous outside of Europe and the UK,
but a select group of people, I'm sure, know who they are.
The number one market for The Monks, because they only put out a couple of albums, the number one market for the monks, Toronto, Canada.
That explains why I'm hearing it on the school bus.
This is why.
Nobody else seems to know.
It reached number four on the charts, but I swear it reached number one because I remember
being a kid and listening to the radio and it was number one.
Anyway, the album is called Bad Habits.
It went double platinum in Canada, which at the time was 200,000 units.
Not anymore, as 1236 explained to us.
They were kind of this new wave kind of poppy punk thing going on.
But because the guys were all older and from, you know,
sort of the mid 60s to early 70s guys like johnny
rotten called the monks he called them patronizing rubbish in the 1970s in the late 1970s uh they
followed up in 1981 with an album called suspended animation which went gold in canada and actually
and i haven't heard of an international band ever doing this. They did a 21-date tour of Ontario,
headlining or wrapping up with a headlining show at Massey Hall.
Wow.
Wow.
Holy shit.
I got to find out what cities they played.
Yeah, I would love to see.
Yeah, like what is like the 20th biggest city on that?
Georgetown. Yeah. New Market. love to see yeah like what is like the 20th biggest city like on that like georgetown yeah that like new market head north and yeah nags head north was in thornhill right yeah yeah like
a woodbine just north of seals here's a bit of a mind blower before we move on so we don't have a
five-hour show but this is a good one in 2012 at the horseshoe tavern on queen street obviously for
those who forget uh they hosted a bad habits tribute featuring a super group playing the hits
of the monks so i don't know if you've ever heard any of their other stuff uh nice leg
shame about her face they got a whole bunch of other songs that did quite well in your circle
of in your neck of the woods anyway,
but this super group playing the hits consisted of,
here we go.
Some name dropping here.
Okay.
Ian Blurton of change of heart.
Whoa.
Kurt and Ryan doll of limb lifter.
John Kastner of dough boys.
Asexualism.
All systems go.
Wow.
And Chris Murphy of slow. Go. Wow. And Chris Murphy of Slum.
Wow.
2012, Bad Habits Tribute at the Horseshoe.
Shout out to JC and everybody.
Was this the album?
This is the album had like a guy dressed up like a nun.
I imagine.
Was that the most?
Close. It was a female, but dressed up like a nun, I imagine. Was that the one? Close, close.
It was a female, but dressed up as a nun.
Is that Lorde mentioned great album cover,
and I think this is that album.
Smoking a cigarette,
and there was a bit of controversy over the album cover, yeah.
But yeah, I mean, again, this was an album that was really,
they were from the uk but it was
a regional album toronto probably from some help to cf and y i know we played a bit of it but of
that album or they did when they were there because i wasn't there then um but just the 2012 horseshoe
tavern show i wish i was around in town i would have went to see that for sure ian blurton by the
way is a future fotm he's agreed to come on. Oh, that's awesome.
So he'll be on 2021.
He'll be on the show.
And Kastner, we talk about this a lot,
but he married the hottie from Mad Men.
Oh, did he?
Yeah, Don Draper's second wife.
Oh, that's crazy.
The French woman whose name is... Go ahead.
What's her name?
Oh, my God.
Google that, Cam.
What is she? Pari. Jessica Pari. Yeah. Jessica Pari. what's her name google that cam what is jessica parry yeah jessica fighters foo fighters show
here in vancouver i think i told this story i sat down in my seat i got up for a second i
looked behind me and there's john castner standing is he still rocking the dreads
no okay good to hear good to hear no we didn't have the dreads we all knew those guys who were
those uh white dudes and dreadlocks in high school.
I always wonder what they think when they look back.
But yeah, it's quite.
Neil, I've used this anecdote before, but I saw Jessica Paré at a teenage head tribute show where they had rotating vocalists, which interestingly were amongst the rotating vocalists were John Kastner and Ian Vlarder.
Wow. Crazy.
Yeah, which sort of makes sense. I mean, it's all
sort of cut from the same cloth
as it were.
I've never seen Mad Men, so I'm looking up her
right now. I hope that's no disrespect.
Oh, my friend, you've missed out on one of the finest
programs of the last
hundred years.
She is Canadian as well. Oh, yes, I know
she is. Yeah, she's fantastic.
Yeah.
Check out Mad Men when you get a chance. It's wonderful.
Or Hot Tub Time Machine. She's in that too.
There's quite the Jessica
scene in Hot Tub Time Machine.
She's got range.
Big ranges. Okay, so
I am ready to kick out my second jam
and this might be a first for Pandemic Friday.
And that this jam was shared with me privately by the artist and was never released in any form.
So you're getting quite the exclusive.
I'll play a bit of this and then I'll tell you about it.
Here we go.
Don't search her purse.
Don't search her purse, don't search her purse Uh, yeah
It was one of those nights, everything felt good
Had a long week at work, now I'm catching a buzz
Ain't no reason to rush, so I'm taking my time
My ears on the radio, I'm saying a buzz, ain't no reason to rush, so I bubble. Hold up, Mr. Officer.
We don't need no trouble.
Ain't nothing wrong with making it bong bubble.
Hold up.
You got to hold up.
Hold up.
There's a few different cool parts to the jam, but I'm going to bring it down.
This is Bong Bubble.
And who is the artist behind this? Okay, do you guys remember
a big CFNY hit
from 2002 called
Hey Mister?
Yeah,
I do. Hey Mister. Canadian artist?
Canadian artist, yes, it is
a Canadian artist. So,
now, I'll give you the real name, and then you'll try
to come up with his handle, but
the real name of this guy, his name is Dwayne LaVold, and Dwayne LaVold, I'll give you the real name, and then you'll try to come up with his handle. But the real name of this guy, his name is Dwayne LaVold.
And Dwayne LaVold, I think he's from Calgary initially, I want to say.
But Dwayne LaVold, he recorded under a different moniker, which I'll tell you in a moment.
But he had a big hit with Hey Mister, which was on an album called Fast.
And those of us who liked Fast liked it a lot,
and I do highly recommend it.
But this guy, I'll tell you now,
this guy recorded under the name Custom.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Yes, I remember Custom.
We've heard Custom before, right?
Like a Custom.
I don't think I've kicked out any Custom.
No?
I don't think so.
Wow.
So Custom.
That's a name.
Yeah, 2002. And then he was on this
like artist direct label that kind of went south and then he got kind of screwed over and then
me and him became friends because uh i wrote about hey mister on torontomic.com and then he
he wrote an email and we became buddies so he's a transplanted canadian who lives in a loft in New York City. And basically, for years, he would send me songs he was producing,
like unreleased songs.
He would just email me files and say,
what do you think of this?
What do you think of that?
I think I have about 30 unreleased custom songs,
and they're actually pretty damn good.
And this is one that was recorded.
He produced it, recorded under the...
Oh, I always like this part here, actually.
But anyway, he uh called this
project cdlx and this was bong bubble and uh yeah this is uh like uh it lives in my inbox so to
speak like this never saw the light of day so you can't get this anywhere no i don't believe so
bong bubble by cdlx and the guy behind cdlx is custom from hey mister when was
hey mister you said there's like 92 no 2002 okay wow i don't recall that hey mister i really like
your daughter daughter when i'm horny like thirsty she's my bottle of water like this kind of a deep growly sort of
voice like an everlast type yeah like a bit of a 420 vibe to his voice like i can't do it or
cough actually but yeah i should dig up real quick because i actually host the if you google
hey mister it's my personal youtube account that hosts the video, which is interesting.
He's paying you.
So this was a money thing.
That's why we're playing this.
No, no, he's not.
I think he'd be mad if he knew I was playing this. This is like a payola scandal.
So here, hold on.
I'm going to play a bit to remind you of this song from 2002.
For sure.
I have told him.
We'll give it 30 seconds here. be getting high it's not what you did it's not what you didn't god gave the perfect body now
there you go one hit wonder custom.
That gentle strumming sounds kind of familiar.
Maybe it did here.
It was a big, big radio hit anyways.
A big CFNY radio hit back in 2002.
In fact, I saw him at Edgefest once.
So let me...
There's a story regarding custom that I have,
and it's been buried in the back of my brain for so long, I can't quite find it. But I know there's a story regarding custom that I have, and it's been buried in the back of my brain for so long,
I can't quite find it.
But I know there's a story there about that guy.
Not a bad one.
I mean, just hanging out with him or something like that.
Vaguely, I remember.
Maybe at Molson Park in Barrie or something, maybe.
Yeah, sounds about right.
You know, having a couple beers with him, probably.
He's a cool cat.
I got to know him pretty well.
He's a cool cat.
What's he doing in New York?
Producing? Or he's still working in music?
You know? I've lost touch.
So it's been... He's a male
prostitute. Yeah, maybe.
But it definitely... The oldest profession.
So
Customs Bong Bubble
and third jam for Cam Gordon.
Any words, Mr. Gordon?
No.
Is it my jam already?
Pass the salt.
Yeah, I'll just say this is the shortest jam that I have.
Thank you. Okay.
Okay. So this,
I'm trying to connect our heart Hardcore episode with 420,
and although technically not American, close enough,
this is, of course, the mighty DOA out of Bill's neck of the woods
in British Columbia, great Canadian punk rock band.
The name of the song is Marijuana Mother is marijuana motherfucker it's from an album that
came in 1995 originally that album is called black spot and then there was actually a re-recorded
version of the song that came out on album um in 2004 called live free or die um before i forget
do you guys remember a venue in toronto called the fun house but house
was spelled like h-a-u-s like kind of like the like german or like cool house was like the same
way but this is all one word fun house it was a club yeah like a dance club wasn't it i i think
primarily it was above a shopper's drug mart kind of very
close to where like bovine sex club is near like that i was gonna say it would be at queen and
bathurst exactly yes yeah exactly um very pretty short-lived but i had the good fortune the only
time i ever saw a doa was actually at that place i think it was a canadian music week
thing um around this time i feel like was when i was
writing for chart um but obviously a big thrill to get finally getting to see those guys version
you know probably version 10 of doa um obviously led by the iconic joey shithead keithley uh who's
now a city councillor out in burnaby again again, out in Neil's neck of the woods.
Longtime advocate,
even prior to the happening of the legalization of marijuana.
Even though I feel like I'm not sure he partakes.
I feel like he's, I mean,
Joey Keeley like ran for the Green Party,
but it was definitely like part of his platform. I'm probably totally botching that.
Maybe he has a big pothead. I don't think about it cam green party think about it okay yeah yeah
i know you know like we've we i know we talked about joey shithead a bit on the hardcore episode
but i'm gonna like on our on earth this question again like is he like still like a big deal in
bc like he's just like a presence like living out there yeah yeah he's uh
he's an urban legend in british columbia and in the the punk rock world um he is one of the biggest
names in punk rock and he has had the pleasure of meeting him once i i did an interview with him
when i worked at cfox and the guy is the greatest guy i've ever talked to. He's just the nicest man.
He's a meat and potatoes, hockey watching, beer drinking guy.
I'm not sure about the marijuana, but just a really, really solid human being.
And DOA has had quite the career.
And now you mentioned he's into politics now.
He's been trying to get into politics for a long time,
either with the, I believe the NDP federally or provincially,
and now with the Green Party locally.
Yeah, he ran provincially in BC in 1996, 2001, in 2017.
I mean, I think more than his music as politics or just the fact like this is a legit hardcore punk lifer like i mean because the roots of doa go like back to like the
mid 70s uh when they were known as the skulls and then kind of semi-famously came to toronto tried
to make it as the skulls that didn't work came back to bc and
just said fuck it and went on the road and i've kind of been there ever since until the pandemic
so just one legend and for those that have never been to british columbia burnaby is the first
suburb east of vancouver it's markham that's best way to describe it it It's Markham. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, DOA,
marijuana motherfucker,
a great 420 jam
and a little CanCon.
Taboot.
Brother Bill,
any words before your third jam?
You mentioned your friend Custom
lives in New York City.
These guys apparently once owned
a sanitation company
based in Brooklyn.
And 1996, they put out
one of my favorite...
You there, brother?
Hold on.
Sorry about that. I muted myself by accident.
I was gonna...
I thought I lost you.
I was like, oh, shit.
Because obviously he's describing the Beastie Boys.
I'm thinking, oh, we're going to get hold of it now.
Hit it.
Right.
No, it's not the Beastie Boys.
It's the other Beastie Boys out of Brooklyn, New York.
And I mentioned the garbage company they own.
And 96, they put out their debut album.
And this wasn't the big hit from it, but we're talking 420.
So this song, I feel a pre-poll. Smoke em, smoke em, smoke em if you got em
If you ain't got em, then you hit rock bottom
Smoke em, smoke em, smoke em if you got em
If you ain't got em, then you hit rock bottom
Smoke em, smoke em, smoke em if you got em
If you ain't got em, then you hit rock bottom Smoke em if you got em, smoke em if you got em We'll be right back. I wish to end soon like my man Don Shula You my foley prover, even man and prover
I love you like a rover, you my little lawnmower
But lower, lower, see I'm the seat sewer
You're the funk of weed grower and the mad rap floor
See I'm the man's man, now do you understand
What I'm giving ain't cocked in the palm of my hand
So take a nap, take a nap
You could go all day with these guys
So this album is probably, let's put it this way.
If you partake in marijuana, if you're a regular smoker, if you're chronic,
if you're a smoker of marijuana and you don't know the album,
Come Find Yourself by Fun Loving Criminals, you're not really a marijuana smoker.
You really aren't.
These three guys out of New York, Fun Loving Criminals debut album in 1996.
Of course, the big song from that album was scooby snacks scooby snacks which we did i kicked it out for the uh big shiny jams
episode and and rightly so scooby snacks the this this era of fun Loving Criminals is phenomenal. I mentioned three guys, Huey, Fast, and Steve from New York City.
1999, these guys were relatively unknown still in the United States and Canada.
We played, I think, two singles by them, Scooby Snacks,
and then from the album afterwards, a song called Korean Bodega
was pretty big on the edge.
Yeah, it didn't last very long.
So they didn't do very well in America, but in the UK especially, friggin' massive.
These guys ended up playing the Pyramid Stage, the big stage at Glastonbury in 1999.
Huey, the bass player, vocalist, had a radio show on the BBC for years,
on BBC Radio.
You can hear by their sound.
They borrow from different musical genres, including hip-hop, blues, jazz,
R&B, funk, and even a little punk rock too.
But most of their sound is pretty mellow and kind of flowing like that.
They drop a lot of names in their songs.
Did I hear don shula
i was gonna say don fucking shula don shula that's huge that's a big one i'm defeated remember that
phil esposito right john gaudi gets mentioned the king of new york they wrote a song about john
gaudi i mean the guys you know they did things their own way. They owned a sanitation company. That's the rumor.
That was the name of their,
their label or whatever.
One time we had them in for,
I think they were in town for Canadian music week.
And we had our studios.
We've got,
if you guys remember this week,
temporarily,
we had some studios at Bay and Dundas.
It was a trailer.
Do you guys remember?
Yes.
Yeah.
I,
I did.
Cause you would have concerts like in that
little parquet that's not there anymore.
That was at Shooter Street, wasn't it?
No, that was 228 Yonge Street
at Shooter Street. That's where I saw
Sloan. I saw Sloan
there. Phil Evans did
all those. Yeah, I feel like Sloan
opened that studio
the first day. They they did but before we
had those studios though cam we were in the park yeah and and we had fun loving criminals in and
they were freaking baked i mean wow there's only two i'm gonna be honest with you there's two bands
that i resonate with smoking tons of dope, marijuana.
Fun-loving criminals and the tragically hip.
Really?
No, you keep going.
That's interesting because we never really,
I just hear could have been the Willie Nelson,
could have been the wine.
First time I met the tragically hip was at Molson Park in Barrie for Canada Day.
Jake Gold, the wonderful human being that he is,
said, do you want to come in and meet the guys?
And I said, yeah, absolutely.
And we walked into the dressing room, and I swear I'm not lying to you.
You walked into the room, and the first,
or from the ceiling down for three feet, smoke.
All it was was smoke.
And they were all in there?
And they're all in there sitting around
i mean okay a lot of people don't realize like open up if you can find a copy open up the the
cd copy of road apples by the tragically hip there's a picture of them all sitting on two
couches look at their faces they're absolutely fried fried. Wow. This is interesting.
Well, I mean, that lyric I just quoted,
it could have been the Willie Nelson,
could have been the wine.
I always figured that was a marijuana reference,
but I didn't realize how key that was to their...
They were, yeah.
I hope I'm not speaking out of line here.
I don't want to get anybody in trouble naming them myself.
Do you really want to listen to to myself but what rock do you really
want to like listen to a rock band that doesn't partake in some uh mary jane i feel like uh
let me let me quickly finish my story so yeah sure but with the fun loving criminals they had
come by our studios at bay and dundas they were great they were really high but they were great
it was really fun it was a fun interview afterwards they went to
much music and there was an artist playing there was a female singer and i don't remember what the
band was called or she was solo i i really don't remember who they were but apparently there was
an incident so somewhere along the way they had run into this other band somewhere on tour somewhere and bad blood for some reason so
fun loving criminals the guys could have probably you know been extras in goodfellas you know what
i mean yeah yeah yeah it kind of had that kind of feel to them okay on that note quick because
not to interrupt but really quick uh trivia. Name the director that owns a good chunk of Scooby Snacks.
Well, Quentin Tarantino.
Yeah, I know.
Nice try.
Good question.
Good question, Mike.
I didn't say it was a tough question.
Hold on.
So they show up at Much Music with chains,
and they want to fight these people.
They're calling them out just before the interview starts,
and maybe there's someone associated with much music from the 1990s that can confirm that what i'm talking about
is an urban legend so this you're saying it's like a female fronted band of that era shirley
manson garbage oh yeah i'm trying to think well they weren't they weren't really well
they weren't well-known r.E.P. Sorry.
Was it Bjork? Because I feel like Bjork would be up
for it.
No, I'm thinking like...
The Sugar Cubes.
Remember the Leigh Aron?
Remember the
woman who sang Bitch?
Yeah, Meredith Brooks.
I'm thinking like that kind of artist.
Okay.
They would have shared a stage of K-Rock, like that kind of artist. Okay. Anyway,
there's so there was like,
they would have shared a stage of like K rock,
like the weenie roasters.
Yeah,
exactly.
Okay.
Okay.
So it's not Melissa.
But no,
but,
but honestly,
if you do partake in the four 20,
or you just want to listen to an album,
that's really good.
That isn't the typical,
you know, grungy alt rock from the 90s,
come find yourself from Fall Love and Cry.
Here's a question for you, Neil, as the industry veteran.
Like that song sounded great.
I remember hearing that.
It's like, okay, yeah, I remember this song, Scooby Sax,
even Cria Bodega, I remember that.
Huge in the UK, real sort of interesting characters,
good interviews. Why were these guys not why didn't they have a longer career in your opinion just as someone
who's worked in this industry like what was it what made them miss in north america to have more
like a extended stretch in the limelight because it seemed like all the ingredients were there
like they sound great it's sort of a bit something for everyone there yeah easiest answer for you cam
is grunge they didn't sound like pearl jam but even still like in the late 90s like yeah i i
that grunge wave you know went into the 2000s but there were room for people like ben harper
for example who you know is has been hansen tonight actually uh i can announce that officially
well it that's one of my answers.
I guess my second answer would be they weren't very media savvy.
So you had to be able to market yourself back in the 90s, too.
I mean, you were you were an artist.
You had an album.
It was it was an outstanding album.
Like, say, 10 was you don't need to do anything.
But if you have an album that maybe needs a little bit of help and push.
Right.
You want to do as much press as you can. do anything but if you have an album that's maybe needs a little bit of help and push right you want
to do as much uh press as you can and you want to kind of sell yourself that's what i play the game
i guess yeah it's a bit of a game you know there was a guy whose name is escaping me right now he
was from atlanta georgia he was on uh artemis records which was owned by Danny Goldberg,
who's the guy who signed Nirvana when he was in, I think.
Anyway, I'm a little cloudy.
But this guy, I'm trying to remember his name.
I'm sorry.
I'm having a mind blank too.
But the guy came into our studios like nine times,
pushing the same song.
And just, we couldn't get any
traction behind it we all loved the guy
and we felt so bad but he never
made it
the song was circle circle dot dot
I think
no it's not
it wasn't Stu Stone
from Atlanta a solo
artist from Atlanta
something something band
sort of like the Matthew Good band he was ah A solo artist from Atlanta. Something Something Band.
Sort of like the Matthew Good Band.
He was... Something Something Band.
Oh, wow. That's Steve Miller.
I'm going to look it up
while we're doing our thing.
Manford Man's Earth Band.
There's another guy we could have kicked out.
We could have kicked out Steve Miller.
He's a toker.
It was on my list.
Anyway, you know who fun-loving criminals
and I feel like had a similar career arc
where they had a few radio hits but didn't
quite make it. Who else am I thinking of?
The Orb.
No, no. No, come on.
Soul Coughing.
You remember the band Soul Coughing?
Let the man go through.
Super Bon Bon. And who's the guy with the first jam Soul coughing. You remember the band Soul Coughing? Let the man go through. Yeah. Right.
And who's the guy with the first jam we might have ever kicked out on Pandemic Fridays?
Outside of Full Mood?
Primitive Radio Cops.
Yeah.
That's sort of like, they had that one song you heard and it's kind of cool.
And then what happened?
Totally.
Yeah.
Like kind of the chill.
So brothers.
Kind of the same thing going on.
Marshall Tucker Band.
It's the Marshall Tucker Band.
No, that's not right either.
And it's not Sean Mullins.
I'm just going through the list right now.
Oh, Sean Mullins had that song that they played at my food city all the time.
Yeah.
Rock-a-bye.
Rock-a-bye.
Everything is going to be all right.
Rock-a-bye.
I can't believe this.
Okay.
Collective Soul.
No, not Collective Soul either.
Come on.
Collective Soul.
Am I right?
Nowhere near as well known.
Am I correct that Collective Soul was bigger in Toronto than any other place in the world?
I feel like that could be true.
Is that true?
I don't know.
Sold a lot of records in Canada.
That's for sure.
Going on tour with Styx this summer,
Collective Soul. Does anyone remember
the Toronto band Grasshopper?
Yes. Yes,
of course. Andrew Ward is
chiming in. He's another
lifer, that guy. I think there's a guy
who now goes by Grasshopper.
He's another white guy with
dreads, from what I recall. Brampton Boy, I think.
I think he's from Brampton. Yeah. Anyways thinks they're uh 420 friendly okay so while you guys are
researching i'm just gonna kick out my third jam because it's kind of an important jam for 420 and
i did not want this song to be hansen so i kick it out for you right now
Legalize it Don't criticize it
Legalize it
Yeah, yeah And I will advertise it
Some call it tampi, tampi
Some call it weed. Some call it marijuana.
Some of them call it ganja.
Never mind, got to legalize it.
And the doge criticizes. Peter Tosh.
Legalize it.
I was going to choose that, Mike, but I let it go.
I don't know why, but I let it go.
You could sense that maybe it would be picked up by a fellow.
It would be in the air.
Although it would be interesting when we look back at who did get Hanson.
And on that note, did Hanson ever record a 420 jam?
Like, mmm, with like 20 M's.
So legalize it, okay?
This is Peter Tosh.
This is the song, and it's also the album's name, Legalize It. And this is his first solo album after he leaves the Whalers.
So 1976 is when this was released, way back in 1976.
What were his other songs?
Peter Tosh.
Peter Tosh, by the way, for the kids out there who don't know,
has one of those horrific endings.
He was murdered, wasn't he?
Murdered, yeah.
So at the age of 42, this is back in 1987,
he returned to his home in Jamaica,
and a three-man gang came into the house.
They were on motorcycles, and they came,
and they demanded
money from peter tosh and peter said he didn't have any money and the gang did not believe him
and they like they started to torture him and they were demanding money and then like for hours and
hours uh like as people would visit peter tosh at home, those visitors would be taken hostage by these gunmen.
And basically, at some point,
they opened fire.
So, I mean,
they shoot and kill
Peter Tosh in this terrible
incident.
And there's some people, like,
names like, who do we
have here?
Well, that story, first of all first of all that story mike reminds me of a
something i read about johnny cash once didn't that happen to him i'm not sure if it was in
jamaica but didn't he have a home somewhere in the caribbean and one he had a bunch of friends
over for dinner one night and all these guys stormed in and tried to rob them blind basically
and and fortunately john johnny cash this time yeah i'm all sure something similar happened i these guys stormed in and tried to rob them blind, basically. And fortunately...
Johnny Cash?
Yeah, I'm all sure something similar happened to Johnny Cash.
I didn't know that about Johnny Cash.
But obviously he wasn't killed.
Obviously.
So yeah, Peter Tosh was shot twice in the head.
And that killed him, of course.
And then there's a herbalist named Doc Brown
and a disc jockey named Jeff Free Dixon.
They also died in this shooting.
And just awful.
Like, just awful.
Tosh's drummer, Sarita Davis, and another musician named Michael Robinson.
Like, just awful.
Like that.
Yeah.
So Peter Tosh legalized it. One of the whaleter tosh legalize it one of the whalers he's
a founding member of the whalers yeah and this is how it ends for him at 42 years old the i remember
the album cover because the album was called legalize it too and it's peter tosh standing in
a field of like 12 foot marijuana crops and for you for, for a kid in a record store in Ontario,
seeing that you're like,
what's that guy doing?
Remember Lauren,
Lauren,
our friend,
Lauren off the top,
you know,
everybody must get stone.
Is it about weed?
Is it not?
Well,
you just described,
no doubt.
This is about legal.
It's kind of the opposite end of the spectrum. There's no argument. No, Well, you just described, no doubt this is about weed. The album cover legalized it.
Yes.
It's kind of the opposite end of the spectrum.
There's no argument.
No, there's no argument.
No argument.
By the way, guys, so I just get it out there,
and my brain will be clear.
The guy's name, who I was talking about earlier from Georgia, is Josh Joplin.
The band was called Josh Joplin Group.
And in 2006,
or sorry, 2002, hang on,
I've got to double check this.
Sorry, 1999
had an album called Useful Music
and the song was called Camera One.
I don't remember it.
I'm sure a few.
This was on CFNY?
Never got rotation, but we had him on much,
sorry, had him in the studio so many times
on Live in Toronto to try and push him
and try and push.
Maybe the music wasn't good enough.
Maybe the song wasn't good enough.
Hey, man, that's not a very nice thing to say.
I haven't heard it.
My friend?
I haven't heard it yet.
When we're done, give it a listen.
I think you'll.
Oh, is he your friend?
I didn't even
oh no i was like no feeling bad for a moment by the way you mentioned the band kitty yeah that's
a band i haven't thought of for like 20 years they were a big they were out of like london
ontario or something right two of the girls were brampton two of the girls were from london yeah
artemis records which was that label started by Danny Goldberg, who signed Nirvana.
They never really
stuck around either. They seemed like they were
being positioned like, oh, these
18-year-old girls, but
they're heavier than Slayer.
They were like 15,
I think, man, not 18. They were
young. Avril Lavigne styles.
Do you remember that band?
I think I do, but I couldn't They were young. It's Avril Lavigne styles there. Do you remember that band? I had a big following.
I think I do,
but I couldn't,
like,
I couldn't sing a note.
I can't remember any of them.
You gotta say shitty,
shitty band name.
They have this song called brackish.
Brackish.
When we do death metal songs played on the radio,
we'll play Kitty.
We should do that.
Before I forget.
So we're going to kick out our final round of jams and we're going to start with Cam here.
I just want to say thank you again to Great Lakes.
I'm enjoying my burst IPA.
It's delicious.
Mike Majeski, again, that's Mimico Mike to you FOTMs.
He's ripping up the Mimico real estate scene.
His motto is in the know in Mimico
and he certainly is.
You can check out more at realestatelove.ca
StickerU.com
That's where I get all my decals here on the
back wall and
Toronto Mike stickers. I actually
have been biking Toronto Mike stickers
to FOTMs
that are in bikeable range.
Shout out to Neil. Not you
Neil because you're too far for me to bike to
but I did deliver stickers to a Neil this week.
And if anybody else wants me to bike them Toronto Mike stickers from sticker you, just send me an email, Mike at Toronto Mike dot com or DM me on Twitter.
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And again, much love to Brad Jones and the gang at Ridley Funeral Home.
Pay tribute without paying a fortune.
You can learn more
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Cam, remind me, what's the WKRP
Funeral Home jingle
that they were working on?
Do you remember?
Oh, God.
That's a blindside.
Do you remember, brother?
I've never seen an episode.
I got it. Red Wiggler, brother? I've never seen an episode in my life. I got it.
Red Wiggler, the Cadillac of worms.
That's not the funeral home one, right?
That's the, is it Jefferson?
Oh, sorry.
No.
Ferryman?
Is it Ferryman?
It's Ferryman.
That's from Canada Kev.
Okay, I'm from Canada Kev.
Okay, thank goodness.
Canada Kev, like.
He's on it.
Fuck, he should be hosting this show.
Canada Kev is one of those FOTMs who
had COVID-19.
Because when I was describing
and Cam, you were also
I think had the same experience, my
reaction to the vaccine. He
said that his COVID experience was like three
weeks of that. I can't imagine
three weeks of that.
And yet he's
smarter coming out the other side.
Like, he's dropping Ferryman
and talking about Grasshopper.
Yeah, and shout out to Canada Kev's buddy,
Andrew Ward, who...
His FOTMs, they know their shit.
Yeah, well, that's the whole idea.
Has the Irish guy from Quebec disappeared?
I had a chat with Quebec Irish boy this week.
I think the time slot's a bit rough
for a lot of FOTMs, this whole five o'clock start. But no with Quebec Irish boy this week I think the time slot's a bit rough for a lot of FOTMs
this whole five o'clock start but no Quebec Irish boy uh doesn't miss a fucking episode like him and
his buddy uh I want to say David Drolet I hope I said that right those guys and I don't know how
they found this Toronto thing they're at Quebec City they're a couple guys from Quebec City but
they have fallen in love with the real talk here. So yeah, I will say this, the comment section on the live stream, shout out to like everyone
who tunes in every week, because I really do.
I think it adds like a really fun layer to read the comments in real time and also fact
check us because we were botching facts left and right, too.
So they keep us honest.
So thank you, everyone, for tuning in.
Anything to say before your final jam mr gordon
yes actually um you know we talk about songs that are they or are they not about drugs um i i almost
chose a van morrison song and it stoned me uh which i don't think is really about drugs and
and you know we talked about a little bob dylan off the top you talk about you know tragically it could have been the willie nelson are these songs about drugs perhaps we'll never
know this final jam that i'm about to kick off might be the ultimate example is this about drugs
or is it not and i think we'll never know even though these members are still alive amazingly
i thought they'd all be dead but they're not um yeah final jam right here
pop the magic dragon lived by the sea And frogged in the autumn mist
In a land called Hunnaly
Little Jackie Paper
Loved that rascal Puff
And brought him strings and ceiling wax
And other fancy stuff
Oh, Puff the Magic Dragon lived by the sea
and frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Hunnally.
Puff the Magic Dragon.
Okay.
Peter, Paul, and fucking Mary. puff the magic dragon wow um and cam wins
wow i'm dropping the mic right now this is over it's over it's over you know what
part of that this is a big fucking hit you know number two in the u.s number four in Canada, way back in 1963.
Wow.
Now, this song again, Puff, you know, Puff, Puff of Smoke.
A lot of whispers and things less than whispers over the years that this is about marijuana.
A lot of this seems to start with an article that ran at Newsweek magazine in 1964 about all the references to the ganja
in Puff the Magic Dragon.
Here's a few examples from that article.
The word paper was the name of Puff's human friend,
Jackie Paper.
Obviously, rolling papers,
you got your zigzags or whatever.
The words by the sea were interpreted by the sea.
What does cannabis start with?
Sea, wow. The word mist stood for smoke. by the sea. What does cannabis start with? Sea.
Wow.
The word mist
stood for smoke,
the land of Hanalei,
Hashish.
Wow.
And dragon was interpreted
as dragon,
you know,
take a drag off
your blunt there.
And puff, I think,
needs no explanation.
PPNM routinely disavowed. this is a children's song this is a
there's nothing to do with marijuana um this song was actually written by uh peter peter yarrow
of peter paul and mary um and then you know they did they really spent the rest of their career
saying this was not about marijuana now we're gonna go to a bit of a side
about the writer of this on peter yarrow this is gonna take a dark turn oh uh 1970 peter yarrow
was convicted and served three months in prison for taking improperly liberties with a 14 year
old girl now what happened is this young girl with her sister, who was 17, somehow went to, like, Yaro's hotel room seeking an autograph.
He answered the door naked and made sexual advances that stopped short of intercourse.
Oh, boy.
Now, he sort of fessed up.
He owned it.
He said it was an era of real indiscretion and mistakes by categorically male performance.
I was one of them.
I got nailed.
I was wrong. I'm sorry for it. I got nailed. I was wrong.
I'm sorry for it.
This is really kind of fucked up.
He was eventually pardoned in 1981 by Jimmy Carter.
Wow.
Which seems very Jimmy Carter-ish.
Right.
The peanut butter.
He was a fan of the song, maybe.
I don't know.
Jimmy was the rock and roll president.
That would be his scene, I think, the Peter Palmer.
Yeah, I think so.
Because they did Leave It on a Jet Plane and
they did a bunch of that stuff,
right? Yeah, like a lot of sort of
covers.
Speaking of Dylan, I know they
did a whole bunch of Dylan covers.
Yeah, they did Don't Think Twice,
It's Alright, and
all sorts of... A few fun
facts about Puff puff the magic dragon
um elon musk you know founder of spacex and tesla and whatnot says his dragon spacecraft was named
after puff the magic dragon do you guys know okay orlando magic you know shaquille o'neal of course
you know who their mascot is? Penny.
Who's their mascot?
I don't know.
Who is their mascot?
It is a dragon, I presume.
Stuff the Magic Dragon.
Wow.
Stuff the Magic Dragon.
Now, Stuff the Magic Dragon,
his tagline is the tallest dragon in Orlando's history.
He was introduced out of a giant egg.
And Orlando kind of cracked out the egg.
You know, that's when the team started.
Right.
And he was actually portrayed in that first season,
or at least coming out of the egg, by Dave Raymond,
who was actually the gentleman who played the original Philly fanatic.
Oh.
Oh, wow.
We talked about, like, great, you know, mascots back in the day.
And then, yeah, Peter and Paul are still with us.
They both turned 83 this year Mary sadly
died in 2009
are they still denying it
to this day
I feel like Peter's going to take it to his grave
that this is not about drugs
no one's
buying that at all let's be honest
magic dragon
Canada Kev says
a six year old could tell you that peter paul and mary
jane he says it's very clear david there you go there's another one you know there was do you
guys remember the at the children's show h and r puffing stuff back in the day a hundred percent
i was just thinking that because that was brought up too in the live.torontomike.com. All of those like marijuana
said,
sorry, what do you say?
Said but not said kind of thing.
And wasn't the McDonaldland characters,
aren't they kind of
like a parody or
rip-off of the H&R Puff?
I feel like we're sort of veering into subliminal
penis territory.
Accidental penis. Accidental penis. Accidental AP. I feel like we're sort of veering into subliminal penis territory. Like when we start talking about like kids shows and cartoons.
Accidental penis.
Accidental AP.
Mini mind blow here.
So, I mean, this song as well has been covered a lot over the years.
And there's even been a few parody versions.
So I'm going to send this one out to Stu Stone,
who can't be here with us this week.
I don't know if growing up
before his bar mitzvah
or maybe right after his bris
maybe this was the soundtrack
to it but this was actually
a moderate hit in the main
or in the mid 70s by
a band called Rausch.
Wow.
Let's hear a few bits of this Puff the kosher dragon
Lives in Eretz Israel
He davens at the western wall
And he shuckles with his tail.
All the Jewish children love that kosher puff.
And the way he teaches Yiddish kite, they never get enough.
Now puff and his mishpapa.
Yeah, so Puff the Kosher Dragon.
Right.
So this, yeah, I mean, was sort of kind of a parody, but not really.
I mean, it was sort of...
Yeah, but you're joking when you suggest it was a hit.
That's a joke.
That's a Cam Gordon joke, right?
No, maybe I botched that detail, but it was certainly known.
And it sort of reminded me, I don't know if you guys remember this,
Two Live Jews
I do remember this
I can see the cover in my head
kosher as they want to be
yeah, so I mean, you know
the lineage
klezmer music of course, very popular
sure, yeah, absolutely
shout out to Ralph Ben-Murgy, not that kind of
rabbi, yeah, anyway
I would argue, Puff the Magic Dragon
if you've
gone to my head yes it's about marijuana puff the kosher dragon i think it's just being a good
jewish person do you guys remember peter's dragon yes yeah for sure that was like a dragon's den
remember dragon's den well that's pretty recent yeah but peter's dragon cam i uh as a kid that
was a kind of a popular, I don't know.
Was that like a mixed animation, like half animation, half playback?
Yeah, I think exactly.
I think it was exactly that, yes.
That used to blow my mind when I see that as a kid.
Oh, like in...
How is this possible?
Zippity-doo-dah.
What was that called?
Songs of the South?
Hasn't aged well.
In fact, you will not find Songs of the south on your disney uh
app there you're rare rare rabbit but also uh is it chitty chitty bang bang i'm trying to think
yes yeah is that one like that yeah i'm trying to think that guy's still alive actually um
he must be you know pushing pushing a hundred guys sound like a couple of really stoned
guys right now sitting around.
Actually, can I say
one thing about Dick Van Dyke?
What are you going to say about Dick Van Dyke?
Have you guys ever had a moment where
and maybe this is because I work for Twitter
where you think, okay, I just
thought of something that's really funny
or original. I'm just going to make sure
no one's thought of this before. i did this once this was like years ago i think i was still like in
at mcmaster but i thought of like an alias penis von lesbian okay just to stay with me here
right and i thought oh i thought of this this is really funny i'm 20 years old this is edgy
i may use this as like a cause mischief
in chat rooms i just did like a quick it was what probably wasn't a yahoo search a google search
altavista penis yeah hey jeeves or whatever um penis von lesbian thousands of people thought of
this before uh i was crushed i was so disappointed but uh yeah dick vick like still with us i thought
you took the i thought you took the safe
search off and Googled that
and oh my god what popped up.
Yeah, well, there's probably
a bit of that too.
Dick Van Dyke's probably 90.
I'd say he's older than that. I think he's older
than that. I'd say closer to 100.
How hard would it be to Google it?
But we refuse. Somebody has to Google
it and put it into the chat.
Yeah, Andrew Ward.
Google penis fun lives.
I mean Dick Van Dyke.
Oh, shout out to Double D, who has joined live.torontomike.com.
Nice to see you, Double D.
Where the hell is Quebec Irish boy?
Let us know.
We want to know where Quebec Irish boy is.
We're missing that dude.
Okay.
Brother Bill, what would you like to say?
Dick Van Dyke is 95.
See? There, that sounds about right
just like the queen
the queen just turned 95
95
wow
they should hook up
you know what
she is single now
yeah
that would be quite
that would be a power couple
that would be wild
can you imagine
Dick Van Dyke
and Liz
that's fucking crazy
the tabloids
would be all over that
holy moly
okay
brother Bill what say you about your final
uh 420 jam um so you know last week i got shot down on my idea of australia but you did let me
do the pick the pick the segment on american hardcore so the natural follow-up for me would
have been european hardcore right but that's been that Right. But that's on the shelf for now, which is fine.
But I somehow managed to find a European hardcore song
that mentions what we are talking about in a roundabout way.
And so this is the legendary GBH.
Ooh. Ooh. Dr. Swimming on that train
A couple of hours and we'll be home again
A big man with a destined blue suit
Take your life, we want you
We had a joyous party in Boston State
All righty.
I know, a little noisy,
but any chance, as you know, my musical taste,
any chance I get to play some hardcore punk rock,
I'm going to throw it in there.
So that was a song
called Drugs Party in 526 from Birmingham, England's GBH. It's a song, according to the
singer Colin, that was written after their vehicle had broken down on tour in the early,
really early 1980s in Iowa or somewhere.
They were driving from like Chicago to Los Angeles for a show or something
and had it broken down.
And someone in Chicago had given them a bunch of marijuana, et cetera, et cetera.
And they ended up having a big drugs party in this little motel room
in the middle of Iowa or North Dakota or something like that.
And that's where they took the lyrics for the song Drugs Party in 526.
Because presumably I'm probably the only one listening right now who has any clue who GBH are.
And if you don't, if you do know who they are, good on you.
I bet you Cam knows.
Do you know who they are, Cam?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Like they were with like the exploited and like kind of the gnarly part of.
The biggest European hardcore bands of all time, arguably, but I think most people would agree, are the Exploited, Discharge and GBH.
And they formed in 1978 in Birmingham, England.
And they formed in 1978 in Birmingham, England.
Birmingham, England, known for being quite an industrial city,
very similar to what Hamilton was in the 1970s, shall we say.
But that said, musically, some absolutely huge bands came out of Birmingham, England.
I invite the both of you to name a band or two from Birmingham, England.
Black Sabbath. Correct.
Wow.
I can't even.
Same genre.
Iron Maiden.
No. Judas Priest.
Yes, Judas Priest are from
Birmingham. Now, Brother Bill, when I listen to that,
that punk and it's noisy and loud, the last thing I think of is 420.
Because weed music, pot music, it's not as aggressive.
It's chill out.
It's a whole different vibe, right?
Right. And the reason why I picked that as well,
other than the fact that it's hardcore,
was because I just wanted,
I thought we'd mix it up a little bit.
I just wanted to add a little bit more.
No, no, no, not judging the choice.
Just that I can't put that sound together
with Mary Jane.
Well, they weren't a drug band by any means.
They weren't like a band that sung about
getting stoned and smoking marijuana
That's the closest
You're going to get
With them
Who are the other Birmingham
Sorry I haven't fixed it on Birmingham now
There's Depeche Mode from there
No they're from just outside of London
A place called Essex
No the biggest
Arguably the biggest heavy metal band Out of the UK of all time are from Birmingham.
As far as I know.
And it not, but not Black Sabbath.
Oh, it's Jethro Tull, of course.
Jethro Tull.
Yeah, they did win.
They won the first one.
The first ever.
You're going to hit yourself.
Jeff Leppard.
Jeff Leppard.
No, Sheffield.
You're going to hit yourself. You're going to go back.
Go back to the late 60s, early 70s.
Led Zeppelin.
Led Zeppelin. Yeah, as far as I know,
they're from Birmingham as well.
That's a big one.
A band not in that genre, but the
English beat were from Birmingham as well.
Brother Bill Nott?
Sorry.
And then I could say
Wonderstuff.
Wonderstuff Pop Elite Itself Remember them?
All from up that way
So that album though
That I played that from
Was from the band's second studio album
Called City Baby's Revenge
Their first album was released in
I want to say 1981 Called City Baby's Revenge. Their first album was released in 19,
I want to say 81,
called City Baby Attacked by Rats.
Duff McKagan of Guns N' Roses says City Baby's Revenge,
one of the top five albums of his of all time.
I got to tell you a quick story,
if I can, guys.
I won't go too long on this.
So I saw GBh a few times i
saw him at the diamond once um that was the biggest venue they played in toronto but mainly they would
come into town on that tour and play larry's hideaway which was a a club that existed on
carlton street between sherburne and jarvis there's a park there on the south side um you could probably still see
the outline or at one time you could i think the gary's used to uh gary's used to book for the
gary's would do a lot of the shows so gbh came in and i i had met this kid from my he was from
cleveland originally and his his stepsister lived up the road and these people, his family had moved in with their family. Uh, cause I guess the, you know,
the parents got together, whatever. And she asked me if I would take this kid.
He was about 15 years old to a punk rock concert. And I thought, sure,
I'll take him to a punk rock concert. I was about 17 at the time.
And we get down to Larry's hideaway and I've got fake ID,
which back in those days was like a birth certificate I found on the road
saying I was 21.
So that's how tough it was to get in there,
but they wouldn't let the kid in because he looked really young.
So I went in and this is a GBH is playing at Larry's Hideaway this night.
And I went in and actually the two guitar player and bass player of the band
Jock and Wilf are standing there. Not the band, Jock and Wilf, are standing.
They're not Wilf.
Jock and Ross are standing there.
And I go talk to Jock.
He's this big, menacing-looking punk rock dude.
And I ask him if he can help me get my friend into the show.
Wow.
And he said, yeah, sure.
So we walk outside.
Because you'd have to walk upstairs.
Because Larry's headspace was in the basement.
You walk upstairs because larry's headspace was in the basement you walk upstairs and my friend's face this kid's face when i walked out with the guitar player from gbh was
just like he just like dropped he was gonna pass out i mean that's why that's why and jock said
come with me and walked us both in past the doorman and got my friend into the show oh my god
that's amazing.
That was like a,
like there was a hotel in Larry's hideaway,
like kind of a flop house.
There was upstairs type deal. There was some notorious stories happening in those,
in those rooms.
Yeah.
Besides Alan gardens.
Right,
right,
right by it.
Exactly.
That's exactly where it was camp.
So if you want,
if you're interested,
I,
because when I was doing the research on this band,
and I'll stop in a sec here,
MTV recorded and played one of GBH's LA shows.
It was called Punks and Posers in 1985.
It's the first time ever that a hardcore band
had a full concert broadcast on MTV.
It was in 1985, and I believe it's the last.
There must have just been like a fan, like a fan of the band somehow push somebody in mtv somebody this is a dumb dumb
question like these shows that you know you were was there moshing at these shows in the mid 80s
is that a dumb like i assume there probably was but like her slam dancing or what was the crowd doing while GBH was sort of losing it on stage?
Yeah, there was there was a really intense mosh pit.
As a matter of fact, Cam, what I'll do is I'll send you video footage that the new music took, not of GBH, but when Discharge came to Larry.
So when they played Larry's Hideaway in 1982, what's his name?
Wonderful human being was a host on the new music at the time Mordecai Richler's son oh Daniel Richler Daniel Richler and the cameras
came to to shoot Discharge at uh at Larry's I'll send you the video you can watch what the crowds
were like or you can watch that GBH show from LA because in the 90s yeah there was a lot of slam dancing
going on and stuff but man compared to
the violent nature of
the slam dancing in the 80s
it doesn't compare. It's like the Roman Coliseum
I think Larry's
Hideaway was also the first Toronto
appearance of a very young R.E.M.
played there I believe because I remember
I had a bootleg like R.E.M. live at
Larry's Hideaway. Which was recorded
for CFNY. Yeah, that's absolutely
right. Okay, guys,
I can't let this piece
of trivia go by without mentioning
it here. Okay, so this is kind of key
if you've been following the penis
van lesbian saga.
So our very own
Cam Gordon thought he had an original
thought and it was not.
This fact was dug up
by Andrew Ward. He credits the
Urban Dictionary as the source.
Take that for what it's worth.
A nickname...
Penis Van Lesbian was a nickname
given to Dick Van Dyke by
Mary Tyler Moore on the set
of the Dick Van Dyke show.
Of all people.
This pet name is still used today by everyone in the Western world,
including Cam Gordon.
And here's the trivia.
Let's tie it all together.
What former hardcore band famously did a cover of the Mary Tyler Moore
theme song?
Husker Du.
Husker Du.
Also played Larry Sideway, I believe,
back in the day. Wow. This is why I love
Penn State. Follow the money. Wow. Follow the
fucking money. Cam, you've already won this.
It doesn't matter anymore. You know what, though? Yeah, we gave it...
You got it with Puff the Magic Dragon.
What's the point? But I do have one jam left.
And remember, I pick my jam. We all picked
our jams before Stu.
He's always very late-breaking.
Last minute, he sends in his jam so
if you know just saying that it'll make more
sense in a minute but I was thinking of all
the acts I got Hanson like
where's the although I did play a bit
in the intro of Snoop Dogg
like where's the Snoop Dogg where's
the Willie Nelson where's the
Method Man how high
where's the Bob Marley you know
like I feel like we did Hanson.
And where's Hanson? I know they have some good
420 jams somewhere here.
And as always, no songs from
the last 20 years. I almost had
Danny Brown drinking and
smoking. I don't
even think I know who Danny Brown is.
Did he write
Angels and what did he write?
Some kind of book, right? He's a friend he write? Some kind of book, right?
Yeah.
He's,
he's a friend of custom.
Some kind of book.
Didn't he write that Tom Hanks movie?
Oh,
Tom Brown or?
Isn't that Dan Brown or am I getting it?
Dan Brown.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
This is like stoner talk.
Like,
like the last half an hour.
All right,
let's wrap this up.
So here's my. No one's got penis van lesbian. Come on. Penis van lesbian. You guys are the last half an hour. All right, let's wrap this up.
No one's got penis van lesbian.
Penis van lesbian.
Here's my final jam. I'm going to go. She could come back and get me high Look who's back on the program
Hooking up another fly joint
When I blow on the slow jam
When I shift I kick the gas
Like a fat drum
Then I light up a fat slip
Take a whiff
Can you smell that in the air
When I'm smoking out the building
From everywhere
Shit I still get jammed
Don't you sit down
When my thoughts start growling
Time to skip down
Where did I go wrong
I got to hit my ball
They don't know that I've been getting high all along I got a friend named Mary Jane So it's the second Gordon to appear on this episode of Pandemic Friday.
Right.
Kim Gordon. Gordon to appear on this episode of Pandemic Friday. My cousin. Cousin Kim.
Right.
Kim Gordon.
By the way, I just want to say that when we did the killer jams, and I guess we did do killer jams for Faking a Murderer, if memory serves me correctly.
Faking a Murderer, by the way, discussed at great length with guest David Kynes this week
on Toronto Mike.
So check that out.
But in the 30th Pandemic Friday, when we did Killer Jams,
I kicked out Another Body Murdered by Faith No More and Booyah Tribe.
And of course, yes.
Speaking of Lorne Honickman and Judgment Day with Lorne Honickman,
Judgment Night, that was a movie in 1993.
I don't actually remember
the movie at all,
but I loved passionately
the Judgment Night soundtrack
because it took rock bands
and it mashed them up.
I feel like the plot was
it was like four guys
went to a Pistons game
and they were just going back
to their car
and got embroiled
in a gang.
And Emilio Estevez
is one of these guys, right?
Yeah.
And I,
was Ice-T in the movie?
I don't think so,
but I don't remember.
Oh no,
you know who was in it?
Cuba Gooding Jr.
was in it.
Right, right, right.
Because you're thinking
of Ice Cube
because he was in
the movie
with Cuba Gooding Jr.
The good one.
Daddy Daycare?
Yeah, Daddy fucking Daycare.
Jeremy Piven was in Judgment Night.
Jeremy Piven.
Here's the story. New father Frank,
played by Emilio Estevez,
departs for a night out, joining friends
Mike, Cuba Gooding Jr.
and Ray, Jeremy Piven
as they head to a boxing match.
At the last minute,
they're joined by John,
Stephen Dorff, Frank's brother.
Stuck in gridlock traffic,
the guys take a shortcut
that gets them lost
in a very dangerous neighborhood.
As you would say in Toronto, Rexdale.
They witness a murder by a gang leader
called Fallon, Dennis Leary.
They flee, but Fallon now wants them
hunted down and eliminated.
Wow.
See when that happens.
I'm an asshole.
Okay, so Sonic Youth and Cypress Hill
perform that song, I Love You Mary Jane.
It's on the Judgment Night soundtrack.
That voice you heard from Sonic Youth,
of course, that's Kim Gordon, second cousin of Cam Gordon voice you heard from Sonic Youth, of course, that's Kim Gordon,
second cousin of Cam Gordon, I believe.
And then, of course, Be Real from
Cypress Hill. Boys in the
Hood, by the way, is the fucking movie with Ice
Cube and Cube of Engineering.
You know a movie I'm thinking of with Ice-T?
Surviving the Game.
Oh, not...
Not New Jack City.
Surviving the Game. he's a homeless guy
and okay i want to say the guy who played uh charles dudden who played rock oh sure of course
like he's like hey man we're gonna we're gonna come come off the street for fuck's sake rudy
yeah so they like they say i see we're gonna help you you're homeless come we'll give you food and
stuff and then they actually like threw him in the back of a truck
and took him to a game reserve.
And rich guys paid to hunt him down.
He's running through the woods and stuff.
That's appropriate.
Yeah, it was pretty good from what I recall.
Fucking Rudy is a great movie.
I just was thinking.
Here's how we...
Right, that's the second wave.
Oh, but it's a cover of the first wave.
Yes.
I learned so much.
I learned so much.
Okay.
So this is how it all ties together.
The first jam we kicked out was Stu Stones' Hits from the Bong by Cypress Hill.
The final jam we kicked out was Sonic Youth and Cypress Hill, I Love You Mary Jane, which
includes a sample.
It contains a sample of Hits the bong in that jam.
Mike, I...
Yes?
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were going to play something.
Nah, I'm out. I'm going to play the old closing theme,
but first I'd rather hear your dulcet tones.
I was just going to say, is there a word?
Do we use a word on Toronto mic yet called piggybacking?
Because I'm not being critical because I don't want to I'm
not being critical because I'm just a guest and I really appreciate once again you guys having me
on let me fill in for Stu it's uh it's big shoes but I pleasure is all ours buddy pleasure is all
ours well I was just gonna say a couple of times now I've sort of noticed you kind of playing
like the same artist and I call that piggybacking because like stew started with
cypress hill right he submitted it a couple hours ago okay and then really you know like the last
song i'm hearing albeit it wasn't cypress hill or was it cypress it was half cypress hill right
sonic youth in cypress hill so that's kind of piggybacking wouldn't you cam well what's
your i i knowing stew's track record of sending everything at the exact last minute i'll give
mike uh i literally on this i came up by the way i will point out i also had dylan before i even uh
called up lauren because i know lauren's the biggest dylan fan i know lauren honickman
and i i had d Dylan as my jam.
And then I said, hey, Lauren,
you would be an awesome guest on this Pandemic Friday.
And he was all into it.
But I had my four jams locked and loaded,
like, I don't know, 20 minutes after we chose the topic.
I will say, having listened to many, many, many episodes
of the Toronto Mic'd podcast over the years,
I know Mike's deep love for the judgment night soundtrack.
And I knew he would choose that,
that Cypressville slash Sonic youth song.
So you got to give it to him.
It's also,
it's always Stu's fault.
Circle,
circle,
circle,
circle,
dot,
dot brother,
Bill,
I cannot wait to get you back on pandemic Fridays.
You're so fucking awesome.
And you know,
your shit.
And I just love it when you're on the show.
Thanks for introducing me to Lorne Honigman.
That really was a special moment.
And it's always great seeing and hanging out with you guys.
Should we make that a regular thing?
We're on Pandemic Fridays.
Somebody shows up to kick out one of the jams.
Like just pops into the Zoom and does it.
Yeah, for sure.
I thought it was going to be Ben Rayner because he's always holding.
Always holding. He's always holding. Absolutely. it could have been kareem uh zooming in
could have been the willie nelson could have been the wine but cam you're always fucking great
brother bill this is fun loved having you on the 420 jams it's funny how we
we three kicked out 420 jams and none of us are actually partaking no
but that's okay
and what do I always say to conclude
these episodes I can't remember
and that
and that
and that
brings us to the end
of our 839th
show
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