Toronto Mike'd: The Official Toronto Mike Podcast - Jarvis KOTJ: Toronto Mike'd #275

Episode Date: October 25, 2017

Daddy and Jarvis play and discuss his ten favourite songs.

Hey, hey, hey. I can see a player there. I can see a player. It's Doug Flutie. Doug Flutie? Who's Doug? What's that name? What is this song?

No, I don't like this song. Oh, this is not one of your jams. This is Daddy's song. It's okay. You can put the headphones back on. It's okay now. Listen. It's not scary anymore.

Now put them back on. It's just really too loud. Okay, I'll turn it down for you. Just a second. Okay, it's better now. Welcome to episode 275 of Toronto Mike. It's still too loud? Yeah.

Okay, put them on and then I'll lower them for you. It's still too loud. Okay, put them on and then I'll lower them for you. Is that okay? You want it all the way down? Okay. It's down a lot. Now put it on and tell me. Is that better? Yes.

Okay. Welcome to episode 275 of Toronto Mic'd, a weekly podcast about anything and everything. Yes. Proudly brought to you by Great Lakes Brewery, a fiercely independent brewery celebrating 30 years in the craft beer business. Visit GLB at 30 Queen Elizabeth Boulevard for $5 patio beers. And propertyinthesix.com.

Toronto real estate done right. And our newest sponsor, Paytm. Yes, here. An app designed to manage all of your bills in one spot. Download the app today from paytm.ca. bought. Download the app today from paytm.ca. I'm Mike from torontomike.com and joining me this week to kick out the jams is my... How old are you? Three. Three? Yeah. My three-year-old son, Jarvis. Welcome to the show, Jarvis. Thank you. You're going to stop drinking that milk so we can have a little chat before we kick out the jams? Yeah, I want the Shrek song.

Oh, you want the Shrek song already? Oh, but don't touch the mic like that. Okay, you want to just dive right in? Yeah. Okay, then let me do this really quickly, okay? Can you do it so quiet? I can keep it quiet, but you gotta keep your headphones on, okay? Okay. And you gotta

talk right on this microphone. Did you, uh, when you came downstairs to do this, you were scared, right? For what? The skeleton slash from Guns N' Roses. And I had to cover him, right?

But now it's okay. Is it okay? And you weren't scared of the hockey mask, were you? No. Good. I was scared of the skeleton. And now it's okay. Yeah.

Okay. I know you want to hear your jams. So do you drink beer? No. No beer for you? No. What are you drinking there? Milk. But not beer? No. No beer for you? No. What are you drinking there? Milk. But not beer? No. When you're older and you can drink beer, does James drink beer? No. Shaking your head is

not good on a podcast. I asked James if he wanted to kick out the jams with me and he said, no, dad. And then I asked Michelle if she wanted to kick out the jams with me and he said no dad and then i asked michelle if she wanted to kick out the jams with me and she said no dad and i asked you if you wanted to kick out the jams with me and you're all over this you're excited we're going to play your favorite songs of all time and we're going to talk about why you love the songs right yeah when you're older you can have that six pack of great lakes beer and you can pour it into the pint glass, but right now you only drink from plastic glasses. Is that right?

All your cups are plastic. Yeah. No glass, right? No. Because what happens if you drop a glass? It breaks apart. You don't want to break it, right? No.

And are you going to talk right into that microphone? Yeah. Now you look like a professional. I want to break it, right? No. And are you going to talk right into that microphone? Yeah. Now you look like a professional. I want to stretch some legs. Oh, my goodness. I got to go. All right. So.

I want you to do it quietly. Okay. You want me to do it quietly? Yeah. Okay. Hey, you got a, there's a green one a red one, and a yellow one. Oh, yeah, the cables. My friend Andrew did that. So we could tell which microphone belongs to which of these faders right here.

Isn't that a good idea? Is that a good idea? And what's that on your shirt right now? Football. Football. Do you like football? Yeah. Okay. And can you hear Daddy in the now? Football. Football. Do you like football? Yeah. Okay. And can you hear Daddy in the headphones?

Yeah. Okay. Hi, Daddy. Oh, there you go. All right, Jarvis. Are you ready to kick out the jams? I want a Shrek song, please,

because can you do it quietly, please? All right. You want a Shrek song? So let's hear your first jam. Somebody once told me the world is going to roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb

and the shape of an L on her forehead. Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming. And you can't even put'll never shine if you don't glow Hey now, you're an all-star Get your game on, go play Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid And all that's from the news is go Only shooting stars break the mold Tell Daddy why you like this song. I like this song. Where do you like this song. I like this song.

Where do you know this song from? Shrek. This song's in Shrek? Do you like Shrek? Yeah. Who's your favorite character in Shrek? The dragon. You like the dragon?

Yeah. Does Morgan like the dragon? No, no. Morgan likes the donkey. The donkey? Yeah. I like the dragon? No, no, Morgan likes the donkey. The donkey? Yeah. I like the donkey too. And who's going to like the green guy Shrek?

I like Shrek too. Do you sing along to this song when you watch Shrek? How many times have you watch Shrek? How many times have you seen Shrek? What's that sound? The scratching? Oh, the Shrek version doesn't go this deep, does it? So you like the song All-Star by Smash Mouth.

Do you know that's who's singing this song? Only shooting stars. Somebody wants as good a thing. All right. Do you want to hear your second jam? I want Paw Patrol song now. Oh, you know, I don't have the Paw Patrol. Like, I loaded up your ten jams because we talked about this, and then I talked to your mommy,

and then I talked to your brother and your sister, and I got your ten jams. I don't have the Paw Patrol song, but I have ten jams that you love. Do you want me to play another one? But which one can I have? You ready? No.

No, no, no, no, no, no. What's the song you're going to give me? I'm going to give you Jive Bunny and the Master Mixes. Jive Bunnies. Okay? But the guy moving? Yeah, with the hot dog in the car and the shower that's in the car. Right?

No, no, no, no! No! I think I'm over here. ¶¶ ¶¶ 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 3 o'clock, 4 o'clock, rock 5, 6, 7 o'clock, 8 o'clock, rock 9, 10, 11 o'clock, 12 o'clock, rock We're gonna rock around the clock tonight Play the glad drag song, join me, honey We'll have some fun when the clock strikes one

We're gonna rock around the clock tonight We're gonna rock, rock, rock till birthday light. We're going to rock, going to rock around the clock tonight. Rock, rock, rock, rock everybody. Roll, roll, roll everybody. Rock, rock, rock, rock everybody. Roll, roll, roll everybody. Rock, rock, rock, rock everybody.

Rock-a-be, boogie-bee. So Jarvis, why do you like this song? In the microphone, please. Tell me do you like this song? In the microphone, please. Tell me why you like this song. Because I like it. And you like the video for this song? Do you want to kick out another jam? Is that Elvis? Do you know who Fats Domino is? He died today.

One of the greats from the dawn of rock and roll. Fats Domino. Okay, Jarvis, you want another jam? Yeah, I want the next Jarvis Bunny's, the guys doing this at the beginning like this. Well, let's hear what you think of this one. Okay, okay. I see what's happening, yeah.

You're face to face with greatness and it's strange. You don't even know how you feel. It's adorable. Well, it's nice to see that humans never change. Open your eyes, Let's begin. Yes, it's really me. It's Maui. Breathe it in.

I know it's a lot. The hair, the bod. When you're staring at a demigod. What can I say except you're welcome. For the tides, the sun, the sky. Hey, it's okay, it's okay. You're welcome. I'm just an ordinary demiguy. Hey, one has two thumbs and pulled up the sky.

When you were waddling, yay, hi, this guy. What movie is this from? When the nights got cold. Who stole you fire from down below? Look at that. Yo. Oh. Ah, hold on.

So I lasso at the wolf. Oh, I'm the wolf. Also I lasso the sun. I'll come to stretch your days and bring you fun. Also I harness the breeze. You're welcome to fill your sails and shake your trees. So what can I say except you're welcome. For the islands I pull from the sea. There's no need to pray, it's okay. You're welcome. You're welcome.

What's this guy's name? Maui. Maui? You're welcome. I thought this was The Rock. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome. You're welcome.

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Which is better, Shrek or Moana? Moana. Is that right? Yeah. Wow is better, Shrek or Moana? Moana. Is that right? Yeah. Wow. Welcome. Is that done? You want to hear another jam?

This is a jam that your sister told me you love when she plays it, okay? Okay. And I actually loaded in... Which one is it? Oh, you're going to hear it now, but she told me you listen... Which one is it? When she plays it for you, you love it, and she plays for you the uncensored version, Which one is it? Which one is it? No. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

What song is it? Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Do you know this song? We saw this on the car. Yeah, Michelle puts it on the car? Wake up, Mr. West, Mr. West, Mr. Fresh, Mr. By his self, he's so impressed. I mean, damn, did you even see the test?

You got D's, motherfucka D's, Rosie Perez. And yes, barely passed any and every class. Looking at every app, cheated on every test. Is this a good song to listen to in the morning? When you're waking up to get dressed for daycare? Yeah, when we go to sleep at daycare, they play this song on the radio at daycare. This song? Yeah. Do they play the cens on the radio at daycare. This song? Yeah. Do they play the censored version or the uncensored version?

The uncensored version. Wow. I'll have to talk to those guys. Shirley's on the radio at daycare. On the radio at daycare, Elvis, that skeleton on there, he sings a song for this, for the song. That's the version at daycare on the radio. You listen to Guns N' Roses at daycare. Wow.

That's pretty cool. Yeah. No wonder you're so excited when I pick you up. All right. You ready for another jam? I thought love was only true in fairy tales And for someone else but not for me Our love was out to get me That's the way it seemed

Disappointment haunted all my dreams. Then I saw her face. Now I'm a believer. Now her trace. A doubt in my mind. I've been alone. Do you know this song? Where do you know this song? Where do you know this song from? A Shrek again. Another Shrek song? Do you know what this band is called? The Monkees. Singing the song.

The Monkees. The Monkees are singing this song? Yeah. Isn't that funny? I thought so, too. And I saw her face. Okay, we're cruising right along. Jarvis, are you ready for another one of your jams?

Which one is it? You ready to hear this one? Which one is it? I got this feeling inside my bones. It goes electric, baby, when I turn it on. Off of my city, off of my home. We're flying up, no ceiling sun shine in my pocket. Justin Timberlake. And where do you know this song from? Trolls.

This is in Trolls? Yeah. Do you like Trolls? Yeah. What's better, Moana, Trolls, or Shrek? What's your favorite, Moana, Trolls, or Shrek? What's your favorite? Moana. Moana's still number one. Wow.

Your mommy likes Justin Timberlake, doesn't she? What's the name of the character in Trolls that sings this song? Poppy and Branch. Poppy and Branch. Nice. All right, you ready for another jam? No. What song is it?

Well, listen, I think you're going to like this one. Put it on. What song is it? You ready? Yeah. you're gonna like this one put it on you ready I'm feeling glad I got sunshine In a bag I'm useless But not for long the future Is coming on I'm feeling glad I got sunshine In a bag I'm useless

But not for long the future Is coming on It's coming on It's coming on It's coming on It's coming on, it's coming on, it's coming on, it's coming on, it's coming on. Finally, someone let me out of my cage. Now, time for me is nothing because I'm counting no A's. You know, it's funny to me because you had a song from the Monkees,

and guess who sings this song? Gorillas. Is Gorillas singing some this a gorilla singing song right now? Yeah. So you heard songs from monkeys and now gorillas. That's funny. And where do you know this song from? Trolls again.

Trolls. Trolls. That Trolls has some good songs in it. Well, who's your favorite song from Trolls? Well, it's either this one or this one. Ready? Hello darkness, my old friend. Who's your favorite character from Stroll? Oh, my favorite character?

Probably that, um, Birch? What's his name? Birch? Barch? Who's the guy? Uh, I like, I like, I like the purple Birkin better. With the long hat on his head. Oh, the purple Birkin chef. Yeah, the purple bergen better. With the long hat on his head. Oh, the purple bergen chef.

Yeah, the purple bergen chef. But isn't the bergen scary? No. No. They're not cute like the trolls. But it has a happy ending, right? I like that movie. And there's someone who eats the trolls.

Who eats the trolls? Who eats the trolls? King Rizzle. Who? King Rizzle. Okay, but say it on the microphone. King Rizzle. King Rizzle? Yeah.

And why does he eat trolls? Because he told his daddy he wants to eat a troll. And his daddy said, nothing. But at the end, he doesn't eat the trolls. And his daddy said, nothing. But at the end he doesn't eat the trolls, right? No. They become friends? Oh, I like that. You want to hear another jam? Mm-hmm.

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me voy acercando y voy armando el plan solo con pensarlo se acelera el pulso oh yeah ya, ya me está gustando más Me voy acercando y voy armando el plan Solo con pensarlo se acelera el pulso Oh yeah Ya, ya me está gustando más de lo normal Todos mis sentidos van pidiendo más Esto hay que tomarlo sin ningún apuro Despacito

Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito Deja que te diga cosas al oído Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo You love this song, don't you? You're dancing. Do you speak Spanish? Where did you hear this song? I don't know. But you know it, right? Every time you hear it, you sing it and you dance. Is that your Spanish?

What languages do you speak? English? You speak Spanish? Excellent. You want to kick out another jam? Is it done? Nope, two more. Two more. Want to hear your ninth jam?

This is from Frozen! A kingdom of isolation And it looks like I'm the queen The wind is howling Like this swirling storm inside Couldn't keep it in Heaven knows I tried Don't let them in Don't let them see, don't let them see Be the good girl you always have to be

Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know Well now they know Let it go, let it go Can't hold it back anymore Let it go, let it go Can't hold it back anymore Let it go Let it go Turn away and slam the door I don't care

What they're going to say Let the storm rage on Cold never bothered me anyway. Do you like Frozen? Who's your favorite character in Frozen? Elsa. Say it in the microphone. Elsa.

How come you like Elsa when Anna is the true hero of that story? Why does Elsa get all the attention? Anna's the hero. But you like Elsa. Is this Elsa singing? Yeah. And you love this song? No light, no road, no rules for me. I'm free. Let it go. Let it go go I am one with the wind and sky Let it go, let it go You'll never see me cry Here I stand

Here I stand Let the storm rage on I saw this spiraling in frozen fractals all around. And one thought crystallizes like an icy black... Do you want to hear your last jam? Yeah. What song is it? What song is this? I'm sorry, sis. Just me and trust me, I'll give it a chance Now take my hand, stop and the man on the jukebox And then we start to dance

And I'm singing like, girl, you know I want your love Your love was handmade for somebody like me Come on now, follow my lead I may be crazy, don't mind me Say, boy, let's not talk too much Grab on my waist and put that body on me Come on now, follow my lead Come on now, follow my lead I love the pop through and the after. Your mommy tells me that you sing this song all the time, right?

I think all of these songs are my favorite. I think all of these songs. These are your jams, buddy. Are you having fun? Are you having fun? How about a bonus jam?

I want the Paw Patrol one after. I want the Paw Patrol one now. I want the Paw Patrol one now, please. You want the Paw Patrol one after. I need Paw Patrol one now. I need Paw Patrol one now, please. You want the Paw Patrol one? Yeah. Okay. You asked for it. Okay.

Paw Patrol, Paw Patrol, we live on the double. Whenever there's a problem, round Adventure Bay. Ryder and his team of pups Will come and save the day Marshall, Rubble, Chase, Rocky, Tuma, Skye Yeah, they're on the way Paw Patrol, Paw Patrol Whenever you're in trouble Paw Patrol, Paw Patrol

We'll be there on the double No job's too big, no pup's too small Paw Patrol, we're on a roll So here we go Paw Patrol, oh-oh-oh-oh Paw Patrol, we're on a roll. So here we go. Paw Patrol. Oh, oh, oh. Paw Patrol. Oh, oh, oh.

Paw Patrol. There you go. That's your jam. Tell me your favorite Paw Patrol character. Uh, Skye. Why do you like Skye? I like Skye. I like two Paw Pigs from Paw Patrol.

Who? Tell me. Everest and Skye. And did you meet one of the Paw Patrols. Who? Tell me. Everest and Skye. And did you meet one of the Paw Patrol dogs? Yeah. Which one did you meet? Chase. Which one?

Chase. You saw Chase? Yeah. I know, I got a picture. Did you have fun kicking out the jams with me? Yeah. Maybe in 10 years you'll come back when you have different jams to kick out? Yeah.

I love you, Jarvis. Yeah. I'm going to go upstairs now. Okay, you're dismissed. And that brings us to the end of our 275th show. You can

follow me on Twitter. I'm at Toronto Mike. And who else is here? Hold on here. And Jarvis, are you on Twitter? No. Jarvis is not on Twitter. You can't follow him. But our friends at Great Lakes Brewery

are at Great Lakes Beer. I'm going upstairs now. And propertyinthesix.com is at Brian Gerstein. And Paytm is at Paytm Canada. See you all next week. Where you've been Because everything is kind of Rosy and green Yeah, the wind is cold But the snow

Warms me today And your smile is