Toronto Mike'd: The Official Toronto Mike Podcast - Jeff Woods Returns: Toronto Mike'd #370
Episode Date: August 30, 2018Mike chats with broadcaster Jeff Woods about his podcast, his sexuality, his favourite songs of all-time and more....
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I'm Mike from torontomike.com.
And joining me this week is a broadcaster.
You know the voice, Jeff Woods.
Now, just read that phone book in front of you, Jeff.
That's all I ask you to do today.
It is rather thick.
I don't think I've got that kind of time.
We're binging The Office and it's stuck in my head now
that that's what she said.
So if I say that, I apologize.
Sometimes I get stuck on that too,
the that's what she said thing.
That goes back to, what's his name?
Mike Myers.
Yeah, I didn't remember the origin story,
but all good things go back to Mike Myers.
Somehow.
Swing.
Buddy, welcome back.
It's good to be back.
I guess it's been two years?
Two years-ish.
Yeah.
I'll tease people. Okay yeah I'll tease people
okay I'll tease people
right off the top
that if you want to go back
and hear Jeff's first visit
and this includes
like the A to Z
of your
illustrious career
but even the great
detailed story
of
getting let go
by
how dare Chorus
they let you go
even though you're sort of
on the air there
but we'll talk about that
oh yeah we'll have to
talk about that
because the way it turned around was curious.
We need an update.
So here it is.
Go to episode 177.
Mike chats with former Q107 broadcaster Jeff Woods about his life in radio,
the legends of classic rock,
why Q107 fired him,
and his new book, Radio Records and Rock Stars.
And that episode was an hour and 40 minutes.
So go back to 177.
But it sounds like we have some catching up to do.
But first, we bumped into each other super recently.
That was fun, wasn't it?
So I might, I'll just tell the story quickly.
This is, it's funny because when you came to the door,
I didn't shake your hand because I have a broken pinky.
What did you do?
On the way home from that event.
So I'm biking home from that USS birthday party.
So, okay.
So a couple of Mondays ago, I'm playing USS.
Ubiquitous Synergy Seeker had a birthday party,
like 10 years of USS,
which I can't believe it's been 10 years.
Those guys are amazing.
Yeah. And although I've, I don't think I've't believe it's been 10 years. Those guys are amazing. Yeah.
And although I don't think I've ever talked
to the human kebab,
I always gravitate towards Ash,
who's been on this show,
so maybe that's why,
and we're kind of friendly.
But yeah, they're great.
But I'm at this birthday party,
and there's pulled pork, right?
So I have a huge plate of pulled pork.
And then I'm on, like,
there's a deck or something out there. And I see in the corner like i see at first i see a beautiful woman okay that's
what i see first i just left her a few minutes ago i was gonna say you just left a relationship
no i just brought her just left her bed you could have brought her she sleeps in
all right so i see this beautiful woman and i you know i'm a happily married man, but I do notice beauty.
She's ridiculously stunning.
And then I look beside this beautiful woman, and oh, there's Jeff Woods.
Bastard.
And I said, yeah, that's his ink.
Have you had any new tattoos since I last saw you?
Probably.
Well, this hand one, I think, was right around that same week.
Wow.
Is there any body parts left?
Oh, gosh, yeah.
There's lots of room.
But don't do the neck.
You're not going to do a neck tattoo.
I am.
Are you?
Yeah, why not?
The only warning about neck tattoos always seems to be, how are you going to get a job?
Oh, yeah.
I wouldn't want to work for anyone who had a problem with this color of my skin, including tattoos.
That's a good point. Remember, when you were program director at Q,
I guess you kept dressing Jeff Wood styles.
That was the test.
I thought, this place is going rather corporate,
and let's put them to the test.
I used to wear, in the summertime, flip-flops,
which I'm wearing now because it is summertime.
Yes.
And pardon the expression, wife beater t-shirts, tank tops.
We need a new expression for that one.
Right?
I guess tank tops.
Tank tops.
What they were before that, I guess.
And I thought I'm going to continue doing that.
And if they still like me and want to keep me around,
then I'll stay.
And they did somehow.
And I ended up not wearing the tank tops
and the flip flops all year.
When you have the guy who's like,
you're the records and rock stars guy,
I think you want some ink.
You want a cool guy, don't you?
Well, I think so,
but there are a lot of so-called rock stations
in this country and probably throughout North America
that literally have dress codes
where you have to wear khaki pants
and not running shoes.
Even the on-air people.
Oftentimes, yeah. Usually smaller markets,
right, where it's a little bit conservative.
And I thought that's complete BS.
Yeah, no, that doesn't
pass my sniff test. Particularly because it's
radio. This is not television.
Not only is it radio, but it's creative. Like, to me,
when you want a creative, artistic
person, that comes with stuff.
Maybe not a three-piece suit or whatever. I mean, I don't know. I think, yeah, like, looking at yourself, you look like a creative, artistic person, that comes with stuff. Like it comes with maybe not a three-piece suit or whatever.
I mean, I don't know.
I think, yeah, like looking at yourself,
you look like a creative type.
Well, jeans and a t-shirt
and then the John Lennon t-shirt.
Very cool.
We'll get that in the photo after.
It's rock and roll.
May I ask, is that hair, that's a natural hair color?
Because the beard is white.
Only my hairdresser does for sure.
And the hair is yellow.
Well, it's pretty white.
You know, it goes a little golden in the summer
because of the sunshine.
I won't ask you if the carpet matches the jewelry.
I don't think you want carpet in 2018.
Even the dudes, right?
Is that true?
Well, yeah.
I don't know if you watch a lot of porn.
I mean, I don't, clearly.
But you don't need that mess down there.
You need to, what is. You need to trim the
hedges or whatever to make the
trees taller. Go hardwood.
Hardwood floors.
This is lifestyle
tips from Jeff Woods. I love it, man.
I'm taking notes, by the way.
Okay, so
to finish that USS story.
There's a beautiful woman in the corner and I know there's a beautiful woman and that's nice. And then I. So yeah, there's a beautiful woman in the corner.
And oh, there's a beautiful woman.
And that's nice.
And then I see, oh, there's Jeff Woods beside her.
So I went over and said, hi.
We took a selfie together.
It was nice to see a friendly face there.
It was nice to see you.
It was great to see you.
It was a nice surprise.
I didn't know what to expect in that room.
I didn't know if it was a complimentary bar.
It wasn't.
That was a first date with that girl.
Is that right?
The band's publicist who had had me have them on my bar. It wasn't. That was a first date with that girl. Is that right? The band's publicist,
who had had me have them on my podcast,
Tiffany.
Yeah, she's been here.
Invited me,
and I thought,
yeah, what the hell?
I'll go into the city.
I don't come in very often.
I live near Blue Mountain,
but I like to come in for a dirty weekend
or a couple of days here and there
for an event or for business.
But that was a first date?
It was a first date.
I sent her a note and said,
hey, I've got an event. Why don. I sent her a note and said, hey,
I've got an event.
Why don't we go together?
And she said,
yeah,
let's do that.
And you just left
this woman's bed
so the date went well.
Is this the same date
or is it another one?
Well,
I went back home
after that
and then I tripped
into the city
a couple weeks ago
on a Sunday
and saw her again
and that went well.
And now I'm spending
a few days with her.
Can I ask you
when you date somebody new,
do they know you as a radio guy, or are you just like...
Some do and some don't, right?
Does it work in your favor or does it work against you?
I suspect sometimes there's some apprehension,
this guy, radio, and some think it's okay.
And please tell me, I hope I'm right about this,
before you meet a first date,
please tell me there's a phone conversation
because I think if I had your voice,
start with the phone conversation
because they'll be sort of in lust with you
before they meet you.
Well, the funny thing,
and thank you, I think,
the funny thing is that,
you know, because there's audio everywhere
on all of us,
anyone who's spoken into a phone or a story on Instagram or Facebook, your voice is out there.
And so I think people do their homework now in the dating world.
They want to know what they're getting into, so to speak.
Oh, sure. There's a lot of us who have our voices out there.
And then there's a voice like yours that's so prominent.
And I mean, I've had many discussions with radio professionals on this show
and broadcasters.
And I think you're the voice we all talk about.
Like if we could exchange our voice
for another voice, we'll take Jeff Wood's voice.
Because you were drinking, you told me last time,
you started your, was it scotch?
And I mean, I don't know, you tell me,
but scotch and smokes at like the age of nine
or something?
More like whiskey.
Well, that is a type of whiskey, but rye whiskey.
I'm a bourbon guy now.
But I prefer beer.
It's a little calmer.
All right.
Or a glass of red wine.
Okay, because if you had stopped at beer,
I was going to thank you for the segue.
But a glass of red wine is good, too.
It might be good for the heart, too.
Maybe I'll crack a...
No, it's too early for that.
Great Lakes Brewery beer, brought to you by...
Yeah.
So, yes, that's yours.
Okay.
Did you get a six-pack last time?
I did.
Oh, look at you.
Thank you.
I'm going to take that back now.
You've had your six-pack.
I thought one with every visit.
That's right.
No, it is one.
Here's our guests who beg me, can I come on again?
They're looking,
I realize,
they did the math.
Yeah, I did the math.
It's like, oh yeah,
they're getting like
20-something bucks
worth of beer.
So please, Jeff,
you take that six-pack
of local craft beer
back to Thornbury?
Back to Thornbury, Ontario.
It's a beautiful little town.
It's a town
of the Blue Mountains,
which really encompasses
everything from Craigleith
over to Thornbury,
and then beyond that, it's Meaford and Owen Sound
and so on. It's such a lovely
town. It's like the people that got
tired of being in Toronto moved north,
west, they went to Thornbury.
Don't tell anyone.
Well, I'm going to tell the world right now.
Sean Hammond, you saw this tweet, because there's
a spoiler alert, you replied to it, but most people haven't
seen it, so let me read Sean's question. He says,
does he still live in Thornbury?
And if so, what bars,
restaurants does he frequent?
I have a place in Meaford and would
love to run into him sometime and say hi.
So first of all, before you reveal this, realize
lots of your groupies and fans are
going to flock to these venues, hoping
to spot you and maybe a visit from this
lovely lady that you've met
here. But do you want to tell the world some bars and restaurants in the Thornbury area that you frequent?
Interestingly, Mark McEwen, the great internationally acclaimed chef, just opened a place.
Because he has a place near Thornbury and he has for years and we'd hung out up there.
But he just opened a restaurant called Fabrica.
Okay, Fabrica.
And it's every bit as cool as
the other restaurants he's opened in Toronto.
And it's right on the main street in Thornbury.
And it just opened last week.
And I haven't been yet, but I'm going to go next week.
That's cool. There's a Bruce Wine
Bar. There's the Mill Cafe.
There's the Dam Pub with like
982 whiskeys.
People flock to that place.
I'm sure you're there every night to keep that voice.
And there's Bridges Tavern,
which used to be really great,
and then it changed hands,
and it's less great now.
But, you know,
they could pop back into the mainstream
and be a place I go to.
I think I used to spend $6,000 or $7,000 a year
at Bridges Tavern,
because they'd have live bands every weekend.
And good ones, too. We've had the Sadies at Bridges Tavern. they'd have live bands every weekend and good ones too.
Yeah.
We've had the Sadies
at Bridges Tavern.
Sadies are amazing.
Right?
Yeah, they're amazing.
Favorite live band.
I saw them over
for the hip ones
at Fort York, I think.
And yeah, they're amazing.
Ridiculous.
Yeah, yeah.
I should point out
my ex-wife's grandparents
used to live in Thornbury.
Really?
So I would make that drive often.
So you know it.
I know it.
And Bridget,
she's passed away sadly, but that does happen to everyone you know it. I know it. Bridget, she's passed away, sadly,
but that does happen to everyone, I suppose.
But she had these custom-made Blue Jays chairs
because she was a big Blue Jays fan.
She was from England, like a war bride from England,
and she adopted the Blue Jays as her own.
And we used to talk about Carlos Delgado and Roy Halliday.
And this is a true story.
So that marriage ended, and i have a new marriage now
you know what that's like but uh uh so after i sort of left the marriage and everything uh
bridget passed away i was very sad to hear but she in her will she left these blue jay chairs
to me are they here uh i have them in the shed yeah and uh i've never it's the only time in my
life i've been named in a will, like to this date.
What an interesting thing to be willed. Yeah, because of our Blue Jays.
She loved our Blue Jays chants in the mid-90s.
I went to my second Blue Jays game last year,
second in about 25 years, and it was my second and last.
I just can't do it.
Well, you need a better team.
Well, last year.
No, I get so bored.
You sound like my son.
And everybody had their Blue Jays gear on, which I applaud.
I mean, you're going to be a fan, be a fan.
And then I saw a picture of a bunch of us, all my friends, acquaintances with their Blue Jays gear.
And I'm dressed, you know, completely in black and blue.
And I realized maybe I'm in the wrong place.
I don't know, man.
I like going to a live baseball game.
But my 16-and-a-half-year-old son,
I have to pay him to come to a game
because he says it's super boring baseball.
He loves hockey and basketball.
Same, same.
Those are my two favorites.
Ellen, he's upstairs.
I'll introduce you to him.
Yeah, this is your future,
but I'm going to tell him no neck tattoos for him.
You have to be at your age
and already your status in the rock
creative universe
before you can get
the neck tattoo.
Listen,
I love getting tattoos
as much as having them.
In fact,
the ritualistic experiences.
Because you like the pain?
Is it that?
I don't mind the pain
but you know,
you get a tattoo artist
that you like
who becomes your friend
and it's a visit.
It's like,
hey,
I haven't seen you in a while.
Can I come by?
And you know,
ostensibly to get ink.
It's a very permanent thing. Like, why don I haven't seen you in a while. Can I come by? And, you know, ostensibly to get ink. It's a very permanent thing.
Like, why don't you meet a massage therapist
and then enjoy that visit?
Because you can do that and keep doing that.
You know what I mean?
Because yours is very permanent.
I'm not anti-tattoo.
I don't have one.
People talk about the permanence of tattoos.
And I think, permanent, really?
Our body is a vessel that lasts, if you're lucky,
85, 90 years.
That's not very permanent.
That's a good point.
But now you can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery,
you realize. Well, you know, I don't expect
to be, being not Jewish.
I had a Jewish wife, as you know.
Did you? Yeah, okay, right.
But you didn't convert. Hell no.
She was barely Jewish. She was Jewish
for the holidays, I think.
That's right.
Oh, there's a big one
coming up.
So, in fact, you're in
Thornbury, so this, unless
you're at your lady
friend's home, on
September 12th, yeah,
right?
So, two weeks yesterday.
So, September 12th from
6 to 9 p.m. at Great
Lakes Brewery, who gave
us that nice six-pack
for you, we're having a
Toronto Mic'd listener
experience.
Cool.
Very cool.
Free beer, no cover, live music.
In fact, some stand-up from some prominent sports writers
like David Schultz and Gear Joyce,
who think they're stand-up comedians now,
and they want 10 minutes apiece.
But some interesting people will be there.
Hebsey, Wilner, like a lot of past guests are going to be there.
Just so you know, and I know it's quite the trek from Thornbury,
I wouldn't expect to see you make that drive from Thornbury,
but you, of course, are invited.
Imagine people can see the great Jeff Woods there.
And where are you going to do it?
I guess it's private.
Great Lakes Brewery.
Oh, you're going to do it at the brewery.
Sorry, you said that.
They have a great patio there.
It's near Royal York and Queensway.
That's how I describe it.
But just to let everybody listening know, and why did I bring it up? There's That's how I describe it. Just to let everybody listening know.
And why did I bring it up?
There's something you said that prompted it.
I'm going to come back to town that week to do some more press.
And bring a lady friend.
What's her name? Does she have a first name?
I think you better leave that out.
Lady friend.
Bring her, please.
Increase the attendance.
You just want to see her
I just like to see people
you know
I don't play favorites
she has a neck tattoo
I did notice ink on her
oh boy
she has 28 or 29 tattoos
does she have a face tattoo
or does it stop at the neck
well you know
technically she does
have a face tattoo
because she has this
how you say
beauty mark
on her cheek.
And she enhanced it by putting a little black dot on it.
No, not like a teardrop.
Oh, because that's like a gang thing.
That's like a one percenter thing.
No, just, you know.
Okay, good.
No, I mean, if you have the confidence to do it, go nuts.
To each his own.
It's sexy.
She's not Jewish, right?
Because I'm worried about the burial in the Jewish cemetery.
Don't be worried about that.
These things don't concern you Mike
oh yeah
and back to the USS
I gotta wrap up this
to the string
so then I'm
I wanted to talk to Ash
because
he's been here
and he's such a nice guy
and he's so
speaking of creative guys
like yourself
he's super creative
like the way he thinks
and sensitive
yeah
and he's a great songwriter
great singer
oh gosh yeah
we're both in love with Ash.
We'll have to fight over him.
Ash is a hero.
So I got some one-on-one FaceTime with Ash.
We did a selfie, too.
That's what I do now, selfies.
Who would have thunk it?
And I said to Ash, I said, hey, Jeff Woods is here.
And he goes, Jeff Woods is here?
And I said, yeah.
He's in the corner right there right now.
And Ash is like, I got to go.
And I lost him to you and I was happy to do it.
But yeah, he was very excited to go chat you up right after my FaceTime.
He sat at our, thank you, by the way, he sat at our table and his fans were all around him and waiting for autographs.
We had a great little chat.
He was that week up near me in Meaford, just down the street, and doing some roofing.
You know what? He does roofing. You know what?
He does roofing.
That's right.
And I love that about Canadian musicians.
They're like, on one weekend, they're like, I don't know,
they're playing a big show to their legion of fans,
and then they're whatever, cook.
Like the guy from Rusty was here.
He lives in Sudbury now.
He's a bricklayer in Sudbury.
But right after Rusty broke up, I just told this story,
but right after Rusty broke up, he was a short order cook at a restaurant in Blue West Village.
Like, this is how we rock here.
Richard Bell was a great keyboard player. He died a few years ago of cancer. And Richard
played with Janis Joplin. And Richard played...
He was keyboards for Janis Joplin?
Yeah.
So was, I don't mean to take off, I'm sorry, but Bill King.
Yes.
So Richard and I
were chatting
at a Sony Music Convention
in the middle of the 90s
and Richard was talking
about drywalling
and the world famous
keyboard player
who played with Janis Joplin
and you do what you gotta do
to cobble together a living,
particularly if you wanna
make a living
being creative,
particularly in Canada.
Only so many get
through and make the kind of money that
the hip made or Rush made or
Sarah McLachlan. Well, see, Sarah
and Rush, I mean, they broke in the
States. And to me, that's the big money
change here, right? Where the hip managed to
do it here, but it's a very
examples of that. Yeah, like that's like the
unicorn or whatever, the anomaly, the
outlier sure but uh
this is topic a recent topic that came up uh i had molly johnson you sure did and i heard the
whole episode can i get your feet you're honest by the way and be straight up with me don't blow
smoke up my ass not that you would there was a bit of passion aggression on her part uh i thought
you were great she didn't understand the intention And you have great intention You always have had
She didn't give you
The benefit of the doubt
She went to a dark place
And I was
It was uncomfortable
Luckily it was only
A smidgen of the podcast
Episode
Well it starts rough
It starts to get better
It gets rough again
Then it gets better
Then it gets what I would call
Really rough
When she's like
We're coming for you
Get the Black Lives Matter
She couldn't help herself.
But then after that, I felt
it got better. It did get better.
It was misdirected anger and
frustration on her part, and
you held it together. A lot of lesser
men would have said, get the fuck out of my studio.
I thought about it. I had a moment pretty
shortly after the wire exchange.
It's good you didn't.
Don't stoop to someone's level.
Well, I thought maybe I would be doing her a favor
by letting her go on about her day.
Like, I know she was going to do a lot of media appearances
about Aretha Franklin and things.
And I thought, I had a moment where I'm like, set her free.
Like, she doesn't want to be here.
She doesn't seem to like me.
She doesn't want to do this.
She has other things she'd rather be doing.
Why don't I just give her her freedom?
Like, I had that moment. Like, other things she'd rather be doing. Why don't I just give her her freedom? I had that moment.
Maybe this is what I should do. And then I'm like,
or, this is a true story, Jeff, or, what
if I try to save this? Can I save
this? Wouldn't that be quite
the challenge? And I tried to
save it, and I think I did my best
anyway. Thank you for your kind
words. It's funny, that's
been a topic. When Mark Hebbshire from
Sportsline, he comes over here twice a week.
He came over Monday morning to record
Hebbsy on Sports. I saw him walking
down the street. I go, hey, buddy. He goes,
I just listened to the Molly Johnson episode.
Then he wants to give his feedback. I'll bump into people
lately. I was at my mom's house
for a barbecue thing. My brother and his
wife were like, we just listened.
Then they give you your feedback. And I now crave
the good and the bad feedback about that episode.
I think it's a good thing. Sometimes
things seem awful and then there's a reason why
they happen. And it got people talking.
People that didn't know, perhaps, talking
about this podcast and going and revisiting
some of the older episodes and taking an interest
in it and telling their friends about it.
It's like when
Billy Bob Thornton years ago
was on cue with What's His Face.
What's His Face.
And everybody shat upon Billy Bob for the way he acted.
And I was probably one of the only people
in a conversation that said,
actually, Billy Bob didn't do anything wrong.
He got upset that the interview went so poorly
because the weird thing, as i say this i
can't even remember oh gian right i was gonna say i can't even remember his name this guy goes away
from the spotlight for a while and once he was the king of spain barely but i think he
fucked that interview up so badly because here's the thing and i talk about it in my book um when
you're told not to talk about something
or certainly not to lead with something, and in
that case it was, don't talk about Billy
Bob in the context of acting. Talk
about him. He's here to be a musician because he was
playing, I think, Massey Hall that night.
Of course, Gian couldn't help himself.
It led with the fact that...
All other things aside, in that instance,
Yes, please.
Don't you think that having somebody like Billy...
I'm thinking of my own show,
which is not nearly going to get the guests that Q gets.
But if someone came over...
Let's say you came over now and you said,
I just want to talk about this.
I'm not going to discuss my radio career,
my podcast, or something significantly different.
That's not really fair.
Here, let me put it into perspective.
When you don't talk about the thing that you're not supposed to talk about the artist misses it and invariably brings it up
himself or herself and case in point when i was about to speak to courtney love and her band whole
the thing was don't talk about nirvana don't talk about kurt don't talk about well anything
related to kurt's death sure and so i didn't knowing that she would do it for me when you
comply the artist misses the thing that you're not supposed to talk about what if she brought it for
you they always bring it up they always bring it up she talked always bring it up. She talked about Kurt. She talked about Nirvana multiple times within 10, 12 minutes.
Okay, let me ask you this then.
Let's say, remind us, the name of your podcast is?
It's Records and Rockstars, as is the radio series.
It's a spinoff from the book Radio Records and Rockstars.
So let's say Records and Rockstars.
Let's say Louis C.K. wants to come on your show, okay?
Yeah.
And the only rule is you can't talk about you know what.
You can't talk about any allegations, any Me Too stuff or whatever.
You can just talk about stand-up or whatever.
My belief is consistent that he will somehow go to that because you didn't.
So we have mutual friends, and this is going to be a nice segue too.
So we have mutual friends, Humble and Fred.
You ever heard of these guys?
I thought about them this morning.
I'm going to give them a call when I'm back into more press.
You could have done a double-decker here.
I'm going to come back the 12th, 13th of September
around your party and do some more press.
Well, if you come on the 12th, come and hang with me
and we'll go together to be here.
This is what I'm thinking about.
Great, thanks, Bruce.
September 12th, if you're going to do that.
I think they'll be on 820 Hamilton at that point.
So they're starting, yeah, so on the 10th of September, Humble and Fred're going to do that. I think they'll be on 820 Hamilton at that point. So they're starting...
On the 10th of September, Humble and Fred
are going to do... Because they're not on
Sirius anymore. They're going to do
820... There's a comedy station.
Funny. Funny 820 in Hamilton
is going to be broadcasting Humble and Fred
every morning. Good.
That's the week. If you're going to go on their show, go on that week.
Theoretically, there'll be
more listeners because it won't just be a podcast.
I should.
You know, to talk about Humble and Fred ever so briefly,
they're a great example of what, I don't know who said it, Einstein.
Man's greatest strength is not his intellect.
It's his adaptability.
And those guys can reinvent themselves
because they're going to do the same great content over and over and over.
Where they do it doesn't really matter.
The only change,
because I was chatting
with them about this,
they can't swear on 820,
so they just came off
SiriusXM
and they don't have to
watch their words.
Now they have to watch that.
That's the footnote.
That's, yeah.
Well, we can fucking swear
if we want on this show, Jim.
Well, you know,
people ask me,
do you swear on the podcast?
And like I said,
not gratuitously.
If it comes up in context of the conversation, then what the hell? know, people ask me, do you swear on the podcast? And like I said, not gratuitously. If it comes up in context
of the conversation,
then what the hell?
Same here.
I don't gratuitously swear,
but if it punches up
a statement a guest is making
or whatever,
I think it just enhances things.
Like, I won't just swear
because I can swear.
Authenticity is...
Both episodes don't have swear words.
Well, you know,
I think all you have to do
is it really,
so iTunes podcast
is put explicit.
Yep.
And explicit could mean
you say shit once in 92 minutes.
Right.
And they're not policing that anyways for what it's worth.
But yeah, it's a courtesy for the parents, I suppose.
You want to listen to it in the car with the kids in the back.
That's the courtesy.
So why did I mention Humble and Fred?
Because, okay, what were we talking about that I mentioned Humble and Fred?
That's the second time.
Oh, I can guess.
We're all over.
But no, but that's coming soon, my friend.
But first, I brought up Humble and Fred. Oh, yes time I've lost. Oh, I can guess. We're all over the place. No, but that's coming soon, my friend. But first, I brought up Humble and Fred.
Oh, yes, I just remembered.
So Humble and Fred had Jeremy Piven on through the phone.
Jeremy Piven was promoting an appearance at, I don't know,
he was doing something at Casino Rama or something like that.
So he did a phoner with Humble and Fred.
And Humble and Fred agreed to a condition. The condition was they weren't allowed to ask him anything
about the Me Too allegations.
There's several big, in the news, you could read about many Me Too allegations, I call them, against Jeremy Piven.
And Humble and Fred agreed to that.
And then they had Jeremy Piven on, and they talked only about his, basically, entourage and stand-up stuff.
Okay, that's it.
And I was hearing this, and I found uh interesting because uh i don't think i would
have jeremy pivot on uh with conditions like that and i feel like that's what gian gomeshi was
dealing with with billy bob thornton i don't think there should be conditions like that
personal things there are things like in fact we i cleared something with you before this podcast
began because i wasn't going to go there if you weren't comfortable with it but that to me is
different i think there's nothing you should be uncomfortable
with and you can deal with it. I don't think
there needs to be any conditions. You can deal with it on
the fly. In other words, if you said something that offended
me or I didn't want to talk about, I could
find a way quite easily to avert
that road.
Here's a topic I wouldn't
bring up unless somebody gave me permission
or they were public about it. It would be someone's sexuality.
Right. For example, I'm not going to out somebody
on the show. Or I'm not going to
talk. To me, that's a personal thing.
And if you tell me you're okay talking about it
or you're public about it, then I feel
licensed to bring it up. I respect that. And outing someone
is unfair. It's almost criminal,
I think. Yeah. Unless they've done
something to hurt you in a
way that's criminal. And then you feel
like you want to get retribution.
And also, once you do that, I think once you did that to a guest, you might not have many
more interesting guests lining up to come into that basement, but I wouldn't do that.
But we mentioned that because we mentioned you just met a lovely young lady.
Are you, are you, like, do you...
I'm an 80-20.
Okay, tell me what this is.
What's 80-20?
I'm an 80-20.
Okay, tell me what this is.
What's 80-20?
You know, I have a proclivity to be fluid or pan, sexual.
I believe that we're all born with that proclivity.
I believe that we're conditioned to like what we like,
partly because of a personality in our DNA and who we are,
but a lot to do with our conditioning.
I believe that every man on the face of the earth has considered, at least in his own mind,
if not spoken about, being with another man.
I believe that.
Whether it's a fantasy, whether it's a fleeting moment.
I mean, I don't know about you, but kids in the schoolyard,
as I recall growing up in Oshawa,
the number one slur, slag, jab that all little boys use was, suck my...
Right.
Right?
Right.
And they probably said it 42 million times while they were growing up.
I think that they visualized that, either getting or giving.
And a lot of men still do.
They may never act upon it.
Right.
But it's part of who you are it's it's in
the the psyche it's in the mainstream now i'm an advocate for lgbt how could i not be and be a
sensitive creative decent human being i think that those who protest it so vehemently um obviously
you know that protest too much so i think I'm an 80-20.
I go down that road sometimes.
I always have.
And the thing is, I was afraid for so many years to be honest about it
because I figured nobody would ever want to date me.
I want to have a relationship with a woman.
I prefer to have sex with women.
Well, that's 80, right?
The 80 is the woman?
There's the 80. But I used to think no woman's going to want me if I reveal the other 20% of me.
So I didn't. Not as a way of, I'm going to hide this because I'm a dishonest person. Because of
fear and back in the day, there was no advocates for LGBT in the mainstream. It was still pretty underground. So then I grew up and went,
you know, I don't want to have anyone go out with me who doesn't accept and understand and believe in
my value as a person with authenticity. It's just like the tattoo test, right?
It kind of is that test. Yeah. You grow up and you think, I can be honest. And if they don't
like it, that's okay. There's someone who will.
And the great learning that I've had in the last two, three years
is that it's incredible how many people, women, actually go, that's cool.
I like that.
That's actually a turn on.
Okay, cool.
And some of my greatest experiences since becoming honest about it
have been with women who think that way.
Well, first of all, I'm happy for you because you should be comfortable in your own skin.
And I wondered if maybe there's a rock, an old school rock culture that made you sort of...
Probably.
I want to say stay in the closet, but it's fluid, right? You're not gay. Your sexuality is fluid.
I believe that's true.
You know, some days you want chocolate ice cream and other days you might try vanilla.
You know, so I think I put my foot in my mouth
not as bad as with Molly
when I said she was diva-like.
Not like that.
But with Avery Haynes,
I think, so Avery Haynes is married to a woman.
But she was married to a man for a long time
and has children.
And I think I made the mistake of asking her, My brain was stuck in some binary mode or whatever. It's long gone now.
But I was thinking, oh, I was thinking some people are gay, but they're in a different sex
relationship because that is the norms of society and religion or whatever. This is what they
believe to be. They have to do, and there's pressure. So you can spend a long time in a
different sex relationship and then sort of come out of the closet. I am gay
and then you go into a same-sex relationship. So I thought maybe that's what Avery experienced.
And she explained to me the fluidity of this. And it totally makes sense now that I've
reprogrammed myself. Of course, it can be fluid. And you described 80-20. So it sounds to me like that
sounds to me like you're saying 80% of your lovers will be women and 20% will be men.
Ish.
Something like that. Yeah, there's no... You didn't keep a scorecard. There's no app for
this.
No.
This is 80-20.
Well, you know, the easiest way to articulate it is 100 women on the street, I might be
attracted to...
Oh, what number? I'm curious now.
It's like 10, right?
I would probably say
20% of them.
What street are you on?
Are you a York film?
By comparison, 100 guys on the street,
I might be attracted to two of them.
That kind of thing.
Very interesting to me.
I cleared it with you
before we started recording.
Because I didn't know how public you were about it. By the'm glad. And I just, I cleared it with you before we started recording if I may ask you because I didn't know
how public you were
about it or whatever.
By the way,
Avery Haynes
always had a crush on Avery Haynes.
What a beautiful woman
and an adept personality,
adept broadcaster.
I think part of her,
the attractiveness
of Avery Haynes to me,
part of it is her intelligence.
Like,
I like a smart woman
and Avery comes across as a very sharp tack.
Sharp and confident.
And her sister's not too bad either in metric.
Emily Haynes is her sister.
I had no idea.
It all makes sense now.
Speaking of really sexually charged looking women,
Emily, my gosh.
Well, I'm happy to only discuss that if you wish.
So there we go.
80-20.
You would consider
your sexuality as fluid.
You're not going to label it with bisexual or anything like that.
Well, you know, I've used that too.
But fluid seems to be a term
more consistent with now.
Can you update us all
on what you alluded to earlier, which is that you can hear Jeff
Woods' voice.
I talk about you in the third person like you're not here.
You can hear it on cue, right?
Yeah, that's funny.
The full circle moment as it relates to chorus.
Tell me everything.
You know, and you mentioned, and you're not wrong, well, technically, you said, you know,
Q107, let me go.
It was the parent company, Chorus Entertainment, which I was with since the beginning, the early 2000s,
and previous to that with WIC,
Western International Communications,
owned Q and 640, and Shaw owned The Edge,
and they came together, and Chorus was born
with all the other properties within TV and so on.
When Chorus let me go, because they, you know,
discovered on their balance sheet
that, oh my God, look at these people
are making way too much money.
You were making more than $35,000 a year,
so this just can't be.
I was making killer money
because I had gotten into management
and managed multiple properties across the country.
And then I got out of management
and they don't reduce your pay
even though your job has changed.
So now i'm just
doing a radio show on some special programming and making the salary of a manager and they went
oh my god look how much we're paying this guy so they let me go put a target on your back very much
so and i knew it was coming i mean i didn't didn't know for sure but i knew it was probable that that
day would come and the day did come. So I'm out of the company.
But I'm still, and I lose the legends of classic rock, because when
you are an employee of a corporation, they
own that intellectual property. They own the
name, they own the content. Similar to how the
ongoing history of new music is owned by Chorus,
not by Alan Cross. Yes, when they, so
years ago, I was still with the company,
they let Alan go.
And then Alan came back
and then they let me go
it's like they can't have two
at the same time
it's just too much money
point being
so I'm out of the company
for a while now
I started up the new show
which is the same show
with a different name
Records and Rockstars
Records and Rockstars
better name by the way
Records and Rockstars
well thank you
I like the alliteration of it
and then Q107
Blair Bartram
who now no longer works there
oh we're gonna get to that.
Good God.
He calls me when he was still working there
and he goes, you know what?
I really like the show you're doing now.
I'd like to put it on cue.
I just laughed.
I said two things.
Isn't that ironic?
And you have to call my syndicator.
The day before he called,
I'd gone into a syndication deal
with Momentum Media Network out of Vancouver.
And now we were splitting whatever revenue
came in related to the show.
So I had to defer to them.
If he'd called a day earlier, I wouldn't.
Then you would have pocketed more cash.
Yeah, either way, it's not a ton of cash, but yeah.
So I said, yeah, thank you for believing in the series.
And here's their number
and I've been on cue
ever since
which is a couple of years now.
And are you on
any other chorus stations?
That's the only one.
The funny thing is
Dave FM
which is one of their stations
down in Cambridge,
Kitchener Way.
Right.
They continue
as of a couple of months ago
to run old
Legends of Classic Rock episodes
so I called them
and said,
you know,
this thing hasn't been in production in three years.
It's a disservice to the listener
to keep running the same shows for years and years and years.
And no one has, you know, typically at radio,
no one really has budget to do anything
outside of their own four walls, typically.
There are exceptions, and I'm in talks
with another group of radio stations
who would like to take my new
series. And hopefully that'll happen this fall. So is there any other stations syndicating it yet,
or is it just Q that's syndicating it? There's five stations taking it. One, oddly, I found a fan
through the syndicator in, of all places, near Sturgis, South Dakota, Rapid City, South Dakota,
30 minutes south of Sturgis. Somehow they found out about my show and love it.
They run it for two or three hours a week every Saturday.
Wow.
Yeah.
Cool.
Good for you, man.
It's kind of great.
Very, very cool.
The Fox.
You record it from Thornbury.
I record it from my little home studio in Thornbury.
What more do you want, man?
Let's live in the life.
It really is.
That's cool.
Good for you.
Good for you.
Thank you.
Now, you mentioned Blair Bartram.
Hell of a nice guy. One of the nicest guys.
I only hear good things. I've never met him.
And a really smart and a really funny guy.
Derringer and he got along famously.
I think because Derringer respected his intellect and his humor.
Well, there have been other changes.
I don't know if you keep track of these things.
Of course you do.
But, okay, so let me see.
Where do I start?
Al Joines.
Ever heard of that guy?
Everyone gets fired.
It's just a matter of when, not if.
Al got it.
Andy Frost. That's a big one.
He did leave
briefly and come back.
We like to forget that. Andy and I go back to the 80s.
They hired me to help him with
Psychedelic Sunday.
I knew that day would come too
because we either all make too much money
or we're not congruent with the vision of the corporation.
Did he have a target like yours on the back possibly, Andy?
Is that what happened there?
It wouldn't have been the same target because I...
You were in management.
I was in management and he wasn't.
At some point, yeah.
So there's been a lot of cue changes. They took Fearless Fred... because I... You were in management. I was in management and he wasn't. At some point, yeah. But that...
So there's been
a lot of cue changes.
They took Fearless Fred...
John Scholes, too.
I don't want to forget John.
Yeah, Johnny.
He was an intern
when I first started at Q
back in the 90s,
came back to Q.
And Johnny's a great guy, too.
Listen, yeah,
there's new management
in chorus,
upper management.
There's a new radio president.
There's been four or five since I started there.
And what happens is in every company,
it's not specific to radio, you know this, Mike,
people bring in the people they know.
They're unfamiliar with the people that are in the chair.
They want to bring in their own people.
That's why Blair was replaced by someone from Winnipeg who...
Who's also doing Edge 102
program director.
There's an ebb and flow on radio where
we have two managers for two properties, then
we get rid of one to save money, and we have
one manager for two properties, and then we
realize that's too much work for one person, then we
go back to two, back and forth, back and
forth, back and forth.
Fearless Fred has moved from 102
to Q. He's doing afternoons on Q now.
I guess, and I like Freddy,
my guess is they want to contemporize.
They want to find a way to be successful now and tomorrow.
And their fear is that what they're doing
isn't contemporary enough.
We want to bring fresh blood into the radio station.
And it has two effects.
One, it does bring in some new audience.
And two, it does alienate some of the older audience.
But it's anyone's best guess.
And radio people don't do a ton of research.
They go with their gut.
Right.
Right?
Do you have any insider, do you have any friends on the inside who have tipped you off as to what the heck 102.1 is doing?
Because they turfed the morning show and weighed from the weekends.
And they moved Fearless Fred to Q, which means that right now there's a lot of key vacancies at 102.1.
Yeah, I don't have the inside track on who and what and where.
But it still comes down to new manager, new vision.
The old manager might have had the greatest vision in the world, but the minute he or she was gone, the new manager's got the next great vision. The old manager might have had the greatest vision in the world, but the minute he or she was gone,
the new manager's got the next great vision.
And none of them are really necessarily great.
They're just their best guesses.
It's like when you've got a new GM for your hockey team
or whatever, you've got to put your stamp on it.
That's exactly it. You've got to piss in the corner.
So we'll see what Edge is up to.
They used to always do this stuff in time
for the day after Labor Day, but I don't know
if that's true anymore, but that used to be the tradition.
The funniest thing about that, and I've always said this,
and I allude to it in my book again,
is radio is infamous, legendary for making changes and expecting people to notice,
expecting people to care.
We all have our habits from day to day.
We do the same thing day in and day out,
without a
lot of change unless there's a great reason to do it. And that's usually personal. Radio decides
August 15th that they're going to break everything down and change it all up. And then, yeah, like
you say, after Labor Day, it's all new. And then they wait for the great results to come in. And
when the great results don't come in within 30 or 60 or 90 days, they're like, oh, I guess we fucked up.
I guess we better blow it up again and try over.
What they have to do, and Stuart Myers, the great radio programmer who made the Edge a great radio station in the 1990s.
Stuart Myers is still in the business, a manager out west.
He always said, this is the most important thing radio people need to know.
It's a goddamn marathon.
It's not a sprint.
If you're in it for the sprint, you're going to be disappointed.
You have to develop this shit, make it work, be committed to it,
and go with the two- or three-year plan.
But nobody has the patience to wait for the money to roll in,
and there's a reason for that.
It's shareholder returns.
It's profits.
Nobody can wait three years. It's quarterly. It's that. It's shareholder returns. It's profits. Nobody can wait three years.
It's quarterly. It's monthly. It's weekly.
It's funny you mention Stu
because his daughter is
the only personality at the edge who
was not removed from the station
this last month. She's outstanding.
She's one of the best. Carly Myers.
She's a chip off
the old block, as it were. She's a
pro. She's funny. She's kind. She's hungry to be the old block, as it were. She's a pro. She's funny. She's
kind. She's hungry
to be great. And she is great.
Cool. Good. So
we'll see. By the way, as a guy who
writes about radio when not many other places do,
here's what I can tell you. So they usually do these.
They do let people go like mid-August, okay?
Or early August, mid-August. They let people
go like regulars. Then they do the news
show will start off usually the day after Labor Day,
but maybe the next Monday, but whatever.
But it's usually a couple of weeks into September
when the masses realize that their favorite host
is not on vacation.
This happens every day.
It happens like clockwork, I can tell you.
So I don't know.
Mid to late September, somebody will clue in.
Oh, I haven't heard John Smith on
whatever, this station. That's
not a vacation. It's been a long time.
In the summer when you disappear, it's always assumed
it's to go on a vacation or whatever like this.
And then they're going to go to Google,
and they're going to type in, for example, Jeff Woods
Q107 fired or something like that.
And they're all going to end up on my
website and my entry about this
because in real time, I'll say, Jeff Woods let go from Q.
What were they thinking?
Are they stupid?
And then these people will leave a comment like, I'm boycotting Q.
They made a huge mistake.
How dare you fire the great legendary Jeff Woods?
That's how this will go.
That's how I discovered you.
Am I right?
Yeah.
Somebody tipped me off.
Did you see that piece, Toronto Mike?
And I'm like, what?
And they sent me the link.
And I'm like, wow, that's a lot of nice support.
I've got to make sure I write nice things about people.
This is how they're discovering me.
No, just be real.
That's right.
I'm trying to be.
Nice thought here from Jason Beattie.
He says, no questions, but please let him know I'm looking forward to his audio book.
I'm a Patreon supporter of it
and can't wait.
Fantastic.
Jason Beattie.
So you did an audio version
of your book?
Well, yeah,
it was always in the plan,
so it took me a couple of years
to get it together.
So I just finished the production.
My producer, by the way,
is the great Rob Johnson,
who has long produced...
You forgot the T in there.
It's Rob Johnston.
I like, and he pointed it out the other day, I think it's a soft T. Robbie J. Rob Johnson.
Robbie J. That's a strong one.
I don't like Johnston, you know. And he's cool with that, because I've been saying special
thanks to Rob Johnson in all of my shows, because he produces my Records and Rockstars
series, and he's got no problem with it.
He just kicked out the jams on the anniversary of Martin Streak's death.
He came over and kicked out the jams.
At the time he came over here,
which was not very long ago, July,
he was a postal employee
delivering mail for the post office.
Another man who knows about adaptability.
But there's significant change since then.
Oh, I know.
I know you know.
He's back in the,
he's got a pass to the chorus,
chorus key building again
because he's on some podcasting team
that Troy Reeb is building.
Yeah, I mean, let's face it.
Radio has come to the party,
albeit late often,
but years ago before Alan did,
I did,
ran sort of the online division for Chorus Radio,
and we started podcasts and we started blogs.
Chorus was kind of first in all that,
to really notice that it was important.
That was back in 2005.
I remember.
Just now, people are starting to realize
that what you do and what I do
and what lots of people do, podcasts,
is a thing, a thing that needs to be looked at more closely,
and radio's starting to do it.
And so Robbie's joined that team, the podcast team.
Because it sounds like he was doing work with you,
but he continued to do what Alan would say,
digital production by Rob Johnston.
Yeah.
He continued to work just at nights and evenings.
So he would deliver mail during the day,
and then he'd do things for you and for Alan,
I guess in his free time or whatever.
Still does.
The other night we were chatting cause he,
he finished mastering my audio book and we put it to bed two nights ago and put
it in for approvals at the publisher.
So we're waiting any minute,
any day now for it to go to retail because it takes some time for them to do
approvals.
And Robbie did an amazing job on the audio.
He's good at what he does, that's for sure.
Now, Troy Reeb,
are you friendly with this individual?
I don't know Troy, but my syndicators are
certainly familiar with him.
I just think if Troy's listening,
or maybe Robbie J's listening, he could tell
Troy to listen, but I don't...
Would you be interested in some kind of a more formal relationship here
with this new chorus podcasting division?
Mike, I'm always interested in talking about opportunities,
and that might sound a little bit...
No, but that's the truth.
But it's true because I don't like giving things away
because the problem is with giving things away
is that it's not a matter of uh if
it's a matter of when they decide it's not important anymore and i don't really want my
podcast living on their servers so that six years from now they dump it all and then it's yesterday's
business and then i have no equity well i have no content other than to reload 492 episodes
i have it on my own website jeffwoodsradio.com,
and I prefer it to stay there.
If they want to partner with me
and share some sort of agreement,
but I still want it to remain where it is.
Smart.
I just launched my own digital services company,
and I'm doing other people's podcasts now.
And yeah, own your shit, man.
You have to.
Don't hand over any keys to any big conglomerates where you become
like a number. You don't want to become like a
line on some balance sheet because you're
Jeff Woods, a creative person. You're an
individual. I don't want to be considered milk. There's
a shelf life to milk. I want to be me
at least as long as I breathe.
Right, because after you stop breathing,
who cares? You're not going to know
what's going on. The tattoos have a shelf life,
so does the radio career.
That's right. Sock Theo, I hope I'm
saying that right. This is his or her
handle on Twitter. Ask Jeff
what his favorite concerts were and what
artists were disappointing live.
And then I'll just read the whole thing and you can
answer what you like. How does he prefer
to listen to his music, CD, vinyl,
or digital? And ask him which artist was
the most difficult to interview and how he, what you want to do.
So there's a lot there.
Please share what you're willing to share there.
Concerts, digital.
Okay, let's start with records,
because I've been going through my records
and alphabetizing them.
And have we told people you're here
to kick out the jams?
Oh, we're going to do that.
That'll be fun.
I never told the people.
So it's 10 songs, right?
We're going to play your 10 favorite songs,
and you're going to tell us why you dig these jams. I'm excited about that. We'll do fun. I never told the people. So it's ten songs, right? Ten of my favorite songs. We're going to play your ten favorite songs and you're going to tell us why you dig these
jams. I'm excited about that. We'll do it.
Let me answer that question first.
I play a lot of vinyl at home.
I also, I'm kicking
and screaming into the Spotify
world, only because I love the
idea of music discovery.
Show me something that I don't know.
Play me something that I don't know. Suggest something that I don't know.
That's a wonderful thing. That's the reason for streaming
for me. But otherwise,
I like having a collection.
And I do have a collection. I've kept 500 or 600
CDs just because they're physical
and they're there and if the world blows up and there's no
more internet, at least I have that.
I have vinyl records too, which I love collecting.
The price has gone up so dramatically
to buy used vinyl that it's a bit
prohibitive. But I do still look for deals.
The other day I went to do a store and they found new vinyl going out of vinyl business sale.
I got two $35 records for $14.
Wow.
So I bought them.
That was wonderful.
I have maybe 300, 400 records.
I'm just slowly rebuilding my record collection because I used to have 20,000 records.
When you move as often as I do, that's also a difficult
thing. Love playing vinyl.
Got an old vintage Marantz
receiver. I've got a newer turntable.
I spin vinyl every day.
But more often than not, I put my iPod
on and hit shuffle and rediscover
the 30,000 songs that sometimes
I forget I even own. Sure.
Concerts, do you have a favorite concert?
I have a couple.
God, I'm going to forget the year.
Earlier in the 2000s, Iggy Pop and the Stooges,
when the brothers were still alive at Massey Hall.
It was absolutely mind-blowing.
Still, I mentioned earlier, the Sadies are my favorite live band.
Seeing them play outdoors on the Mill Pond in Thornbury at Bridges back in like 2011
was a highlight of my life.
These guys are the real deal.
If you have not seen The Sadies, it could very well be your favorite musical output
because they mean it.
They live it.
They sweat it.
They bleed on stage practically.
They're the best. They're the sons, Travis and Dallas, of the Good Brothers family. They live it. They sweat it. They bleed on stage, practically. They're the best.
They're the sons, Travis and Dallas,
of the Good Brothers family.
Oh, wow. I didn't know that.
And it was Gord Downie's favorite band, too.
Yeah. No, that's great.
Any bands that you saw live that were
super disappointing? Oh, tons.
But it's not good to point out the crap.
Not even one? We can't get one?
The one thing, and I love some of his songs.
I love some of Dave Matthews' band songs,
but I absolutely hate going to the concerts.
I used to go to the amphitheater a couple times with friends.
Would you go to see Dave Matthews?
Okay.
Because I want to see you, and we'll have beers.
But I've never seen a whiter audience.
And I don't mean white versus black, but I kind of do.
I've never seen a whiter audience.
And I don't mean white versus black,
but I kind of do.
Just that boring, vanilla... I don't want to be in that room again.
I've never been a fan.
People, I've never...
Forget concerts.
I've never been a fan of their recorded material.
Like, very few Dave Matthews band songs
I can even tolerate.
I don't know why.
They just never did it for me.
Crash Into Me is kind of sexy.
Lift Up Your Skirt and Show Me Your World.
Do they do Don't Drink the Water?
Is that them?
Christ, I don't know that track.
Something where maybe Alanis is on that?
I feel like Alanis might have been on that too.
But I don't like going to the negative.
But, you know, push to it.
There I did.
It's all Sock Theo's fault.
Last thing is you do a lot of interviews.
In fact, I'm going to... You In fact, right after your answer here,
I'm going to play a question from Brian Gerstein,
who is a real estate sales representative
with PSR Brokerage.
He's a proud sponsor of the show.
He asks a question about an interview you did.
But did you have a Molly Johnson experience?
No, but I'll tell you one thing.
And this is live and learn.
Years ago, and I was a fan of, still am, Steve Earle.
Oh, I listened to him last night.
He didn't do anything wrong.
Okay, good.
I did something wrong.
So here it is.
It's like 11 a.m., which is kind of early for an interview in the music business.
We're at a hotel in Toronto somewhere, probably four seasons.
We're chatting.
we're at a hotel in Toronto somewhere,
probably four seasons.
We're chatting.
And mid-chat, like 10 minutes into it,
the woman, the hotel rep,
rolls in a cart, a buffet cart,
into his suite.
It's loud and it's kind of interrupting,
but I carry on.
What I should have done,
because I could just tell he was salivating.
He was like, you know, the cartoon character with a fork and knife.
And I should have said, hey, why don't you eat and then we'll resume the interview.
But I was so stuck in my, you know, radio head that I've got a schedule to keep and the mics
are already on. And I kept talking to him and he was so distracted and so hungry for his breakfast
that he couldn't focus and he didn't give me much. He did give me something, though.
It was so great.
He talked about the value of the Beatles
and why the Beatles were so incredibly famous.
And it had to do with recording, in Steve Earle's mind.
It had to do with how hot, that is, how it was recorded.
Those songs were recorded at peak level without over-modulating.
It was burned onto the tape, as Steve put it. And to him, that was the value of the Beatles' recordings. how it was recorded, those songs were recorded at peak level without over-modulating.
It was burned onto the tape,
as Steve put it.
And to him,
that was the value of the Beatles recordings.
And I didn't disagree.
Well, you got that,
which is,
that's gold right there.
That's never left me.
Since you mentioned Steve Earle,
I have to share that.
Last night,
so this is like,
I don't know,
10-ish last night,
my daughter was at her friend's
and I said I'd pick her up
because I'm borrowing
a very large automobile.
You might have saw it
on the driveway,
but General Motors
has let me a Yukon XL Denali,
which is massive.
That's all I could see
when I came down the street.
I thought,
somebody famous must be in here
and that's their ride.
That's me.
That's me.
I'm famous.
But I only have it for a week.
I have to give it back.
But I'm planning some road trips.
But anyway,
last night I went
and picked her up in this.
And this car has Sirius XM in it,
which I don't normally have. And I'm listening, the station I'm listening to is, believe it and this car has Sirius XM in it which I don't normally have
and I'm listening,
the station I'm listening to
is, believe it or not,
it's Outlaws Country
it's called.
My buddy down the street
says you have to listen
to Outlaws Country.
What do you think?
I was shocked
by how much I loved it
and I was listening
so I'm listening
it's late at night
and I'm picking up a dime
and I'm listening
and Steve Earle is on
and he's talking about
his favorite songs
from 1970. This is what Steve Earle and I was thinking in my mind, I'm thinking he's kicking out his favorite songs from 1970.
This is what Steve Earle,
and I was thinking in my mind,
I'm thinking, he's kicking out the jams by year,
and I'm like, oh, I can do that.
And I love that shit anyways.
That's why I do it.
I love it.
I can't wait to kick out the jams with you.
This is my favorite thing I do of Toronto Mic'd.
And I'm listening to Steve Earle and his stories,
and he's playing music.
He's playing some Crosby, Stills, and Nash.
He's playing, there's some Neil Young he's playing. He's playing,. He's playing some Crosby, Stills, and Nash. There's some Neil Young he's playing.
He played James Taylor.
I think Sweet Baby James came out.
And he was playing these songs.
And I'm loving what he's playing,
but I'm clinging to every word he says about these songs.
Steve Earle has so much knowledge and so much integrity
and so much talent.
I love everything he does.
And he's in The Wire.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Yeah, he's Waylon in The Wire.
Cool.
And he's in a lot of,
the creator of The Wire,
even though Molly thinks
it's her brother,
the creator of The Wire
is a guy named David Simon.
And he puts,
I think he puts Steve Earle
in like everything he does.
He's in Tremie.
He's in,
I've seen him in everything
Steve Earle shows up.
But I love The Wire.
There's a box set right there. Yeah, it's an amazing show. I plan to read the seen him in everything. Steve Earle shows up. Love The Wire. There's a box set right there.
It's an amazing show.
I plan to read the liner notes and everything.
Steve Earle's in there and I think he's great.
There's our Steve Earle.
I'm glad you mentioned his name because he was
top of mind from listening to him on
Outlaw Country last night.
He was fantastic.
No more questions for you.
I'm going to play that song. Sorry, song. that question from Brian because it ties in nicely with your interviews.
You've done many, many big-time interviews.
Let's hear from Brian.
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Mike. You or Mike's listeners can reach out to me directly by call or text at 416-873-0292
for all of your real estate needs. Jeff, I'm a huge fan of the band and of your many awesome
rock interviews you did, one was with them, but I couldn't find it on YouTube.
Was it with the whole band, or just with Robbie, who always took the limelight and was a spokesperson?
I love Robbie, as the band never would have lasted as long without him, kind of like McCartney keeping the Beatles together longer than their shelf life, but at some point resentment builds
in and things tend to fall apart. I am curious what you personally think of Robbie Robertson.
Did he take advantage of the rest of the band financially, or was he just looking after
himself properly while the rest of them just wanted to party?
Wow.
Mike, thank you.
I'm a big fan of the band.
Remember I mentioned the Sadies a few minutes ago?
Yes.
So when I met, i'll preface with this
when i met travis uh on the uh on the grass next to the pond at bridges tavern in thornbury
i knew he was a fan of this band known as the band right i so i went up to him and said travis
nice to meet you i'm jeff my wife put this show on good to have have you here. I said, what are your three favorite bands?
He said,
well, Jeff, I'll tell you.
The band,
the band,
and the birds.
And the birds.
I thought that was cool.
I have interviewed,
I've got a long history with the band
in that I've interviewed
Robbie and Garth Hudson.
I think that Garth Hudson
is on YouTube. I did that Garth Hudson is on YouTube.
I did that in a video at the Chorus Studios a few years ago,
and Garth played for me.
He played the piano. It was amazing.
Robbie I interviewed a number of times over the years,
the last being at Chorus.
That interview with Robbie is in my book,
Radio Records and Rockstars,
which is available on Amazon right now
and paperback, and if you email me through...
But people want to...
They're waiting for this spoken word version.
The audio, yeah.
Robbie did not make the audio book.
I didn't think the quality of the audio
was sufficient to go into the book.
But you could just read the transcript
and we'd all be happy.
Yeah, well, you can read the transcript
in my book, right?
Your voice, but it's all good.
Well, that's funny because Robbie said to me,
he goes, I could do what you do.
I sound like you, or you sound like me.
It was cute.
I like Robbie a lot.
Yeah, yeah.
But his question about,
did Robbie take advantage
of the other guys financially?
Not solely Robbie,
but Robbie and Albert Grossman, the manager,
Dylan's manager, the band's manager.
There were certainly some business meetings
that only Robbie and Albert were in.
And the way the paperwork went down
left the band, the other members of the band,
out of dealings they rightly should have been in,
in my estimation, in an estimation of hundreds of thousands of band fans around the world.
Whenever Robbie's name comes up online, you see the hate and the venom
around the fact that the other guys in the band got stiffed financially as compared to Robbie.
I love the whole true mythology, if you will,
like the whole Ronnie Hawkins,
not my Ronnie Hawkins, the other Ronnie Hawkins,
Ron Hawkins and the band and Dylan
and this whole universe.
All stories about it I find fascinating.
I just recently had John Donabee on this show.
I know John, yeah.
At Q107.
Yeah. But he was close personal friends with Levon.
And I just got Levon
stories from John and then
unbelievable. I loved Levon
and his daughter Amy Helm is great.
Keeping the Levon Helm name alive.
I tripped down
on my motorbike to Woodstock,
New York, Bearsville, that whole area
and went to one of the midnight rambles
when Levon was still alive.
Went in and saw him play in his house,
his studio, next to the little lake.
You couldn't drink, which made sense
because it's an intimate venue.
They don't want people loud
and leaving to the bathroom every four minutes
because they had nine beers.
But everyone's smoking weed by the little lake,
everyone who partakes.
And then the performance
was amazing.
But years before that,
in the 90s,
the band,
as they were called,
was still with Rick
and,
no Robbie,
Rick and Levon.
I got to meet Rick Danko,
who was one of my favorite
bass players.
What a voice.
And Levon,
and after the show,
Levon said,
Jeff,
come. Want to meet everybody? what a voice. And Levon, and after the show, Levon said, Jeff, come.
Want to meet
everybody? Such a country
gentleman, right? And so I went on the bus
and he got me a drink and he
was the most hospitable dude
you'd ever want to meet. And what a drummer.
And what a singer.
Love it. The band.
So I'm glad we got some...
I'm glad Brian asked the band question.
I get you talking about the band.
Brian's sweet.
Thanks, Brian.
Brian's a big music fan,
but he's also a big tennis fan.
And I believe as we talk,
maybe today,
I hope I got this right,
but he's going to the U.S. Open
in New York.
He's a big tennis fan.
Do you want a funny little story
about tennis?
Of course.
I mean, we're going all over the map.
The blue color of the tennis courts,
U.S. Open,
and I think Canadian Open, the blue's going all over the map. The blue color of the tennis courts, U.S. Open and I think Canadian Open,
the blue's been adopted as the color.
In my town of Thornbury, Ontario,
there is a guy named Jerry Sprackman.
Jerry Sprackman owns, is it called Rebel now?
Used to be the Docs.
Yeah, that's Rebel.
It was called...
It's been called three things.
Yeah.
Docs and then something else and then Rebel.
Docs, I thought that was separate.
Oh, maybe it was a separate place. Same building, though.
Yeah. What was it called before Rebel?
What was it called before Rebel? It was not that long ago.
I can't remember.
Max Webster played there.
I didn't look at the Public Enemy shirt because I caught them there
like five years ago.
We'll remember as soon as the mics go off.
So Jerry Sprachman, he's probably 85 years old now.
He owns everything in the world. Almost. So I sawachman, he's probably 85 years old now, he owns everything in the world, almost.
So I saw Jerry's tennis court, and it's blue, right?
I go, oh, cool color, right?
He goes, do you know why the U.S. Open has blue?
He goes, because of that court right there.
He said one of the tennis upper emperors
was at my house visiting,
and they saw my blue court
and next minute
you know
everything's blue
I just remembered
the name
it was the
Sound Academy
of course it was
right
well done
it would have
driven me crazy
I wouldn't be able
to focus on your jams
if I didn't
do a little cheating here
is this the special intro
no
this is for this is The Fixer by Pearl Jam because a little cheating here. Is this the special intro? No.
This is for,
this is The Fixer by Pearl Jam
because census,
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if you're not going to buy
and or sell with Brian,
he's a beast.
If you're ever looking
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You know that.
Sounds like.
But if you've got to
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By the way, earlier I read a question
of somebody who's a Patreon of yours.
Do you want to tell people how they can become
like a Jeff Woods patron?
Well, you know, I did a GoFundMe for the audiobook
to produce it, and people were hugely responsive to the tune of like $9,000.
And I don't have a GoFundMe up right now.
Oh, I hear you. So it's not Patreon.
It was not Patreon as such. It was a GoFundMe.
But everything I do is JeffWoodsRadio.com, including a link to the audiobook the minute it's available at retail
in all usual audiobook retail locations.
I was going to piggyback on your, as you promoted your Patreon,
I was going to say, while you're in there giving Jeff, you know,
a hundred bucks a month or whatever,
chip in a little money for me too at patreon.com slash Toronto Mike.
Cool. Oh, you know what I brought for you?
What, you brought me something? Yeah.
I have to get it out of the car.
It's a Records and Rockstars with Jeff Woods t-shirt
which soon comes
to retail too.
Are you kidding me?
Do you know the
Rubber Soul album
by the Beatles?
Of course.
That font though,
that faddle,
70s looking
but actually 60s font.
I adopted that font
for the Records and Rockstars
logo.
I will wear it
all the time.
I'm wearing today
just for the first time.
I got a brand new
Lost Indie City Pete Fowler. Oh yeah wearing today, just for the first time, I got a brand new Lost Indie City
Pete Fowler. Oh, yeah, Pete, right.
Yeah, Pete OPP.
I want to get his title right. Sergeant? What is he?
But he does the
Lost Indie City, and he sent me the brand new
white t-shirt, which I'm wearing in our picture.
Mine's like black with bright
orange like rubber sole.
Oh, dude, I can't wait. Don't forget.
Don't drive off. Medium?
Medium is my size. I hope I got a medium. I think I have a medium. I'm hoping Oh, no, dude, I can't wait. Don't forget. Don't drive off. Medium? Medium?
Medium is my size.
I hope I got a medium.
I think I have a medium.
I'm hoping so too,
buddy.
Oh,
before Pink Floyd runs out here,
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Jeff Woods.
I love that laugh too.
I don't even want to talk over it.
Jeff Woods, are you ready to kick out the jam?
Let's do it. Oh, yeah. When we came so close to love before
Hold on
Good things never last
Nothing's in the past
It always seems to come again
Again and again
Again and again
Again Again, again and again, again
Cry out to legions of the brave
Time again to save us from the tempers of the street
Ride out, protectors of the realm
Captains at the helm
Sail across the sea of life
Circles and rings
Dragons and kings
Weaving a joke and a spell
Blessed by the night
Holy and bright
Called by the
Tower of the veil
Bloody angels
Fresh descending
Moving on
They've never been denied
Black Sabbath
Neon Knights
That'll wake them up.
You know, that's a perfect rock song.
There was a time I worked at a rock station
and they decided that was too heavy to play anymore.
So I kept playing it.
Smart.
That was 1980, right?
Dio's first album was Black Sabbath,
replacing Ozzy Osbourne, who'd effectively been fired.
I can see
the devil horns now.
Dio was a great interview too.
I interviewed him on Q107
some Saturday afternoon when he was in town
playing a concert in the late 80s.
And we talked about that
record, Heaven and Hell.
I just think it's a perfect production. And the funny thing
about that song, Neon Nights, to me
is that it was the last to be recorded for the record they didn't have enough songs and oftentimes when
there's not enough songs lucky man by emerson lincoln palmer is another one becomes the song
to define the band for many people you're so it's so true we need i mean there's a lot of examples
of exactly that where we need one more song okay and that song becomes like the big hit single. I think it's the pressure.
I don't know.
And bands are the least likely
to know what their best songs
are going to be.
The ones they think
are going to be the hit
or the tracks that really matter
aren't usually.
And the ones that are throwaways
or castaways,
not even a consideration,
are the ones that really kill.
And that's one of them,
Neon Knight Sabbath.
I love it.
I think that concert, I think it was 89
because I was working the C&E the summer of 89
and I remember at the grandstand, Ronnie James Dio,
and I still remember I used to work the game booth
and you could tell who was at the concert
by the kind of crowd that was showing up.
It was a Ronnie James Dio crowd that night.
I loved him.
Rest in peace, Ronnie James.
He's the littlest man on earth with one of the biggest voices. Tiny guy. I loved him. Rest in peace, Ronnie James. He's the littlest man on earth
with one of the
biggest voices.
Tiny guy.
What a voice.
That's from my buddy
Brian McKay.
We used to listen
to this album
endlessly in his house
when his parents were away, drinking bad wine.
So it takes you back?
Oh, God, it really does.
That's part of it.
It takes me back, but the way it was produced,
so crisp and clean and perfect in 1980,
I think it sounds as contemporary as anything
you could play right now on the radio.
All right, this is kind of related.
So there was an album.
I'm trying to get the right one.
What's the album? Okay, so Ozzy Os So there was an album. I'm trying to get the right one. What's the album?
Okay, so Ozzy Osbourne had a solo album.
The one about,
you're coming home,
there's blood on the walls,
and Charlie and his family made health,
blood bath in paradise.
And I think it had Miracle Man on it too.
Anyways, there was something about the devil.
They're all about the devil.
90s, 90s Ozzy.
This is 80s Ozzy.
80s Ozzy 80s Aussie
I don't remember that one
so this was the album
at my buddy Joe's house
I still don't remember his home
it was near like
near kind of like
where Dundas and St. John's
kind of meets
in like Little Malta
anyway
he used to play it
at like 11
like the stereo went to 11
and that album would play
and the Aussie
was like a wall of sound
it was just so loud
and every time I hear anything
I'll still put on something from that album
just because I'm back in that living room
listening to Ozzy
you know what I mean?
When Blizzard came out
and then Diary and Bark
and I was kind of done after that
and then he sort of came back for me in the 90s
Ozzy's just a gem isn't he?
I don't know that song though
yeah yeah
anyway
Bloodbath in Paradise I think is the name of the jam I'm thinking of about Charles Manson in the 90s. Ozzy's just a gem, isn't he? I don't know that song. Yeah. Anyway,
Bloodbath in Paradise I think is the name
of the jam
I'm thinking of
about Charles Manson.
Oh my God,
there's a TV series
about Manson on right now,
Aquarius.
Is it good?
It's not great
but it grows on you
and then you start
thinking it's great.
I like that shit.
I'll check that out.
Because it goes back
into Dennis Wilson
and Terry Melcher
and all those cats.
I was going to say,
right,
because famously
Guns N' Roses recorded a
Charles Manson song on
the Spaghetti Incident,
like a hidden track or
something like that.
So he was a wannabe
beach boy.
That's right.
All right, let's play
this.
Oh, I like it.
I like it a lot.
Oh, yeah, I picked it.
I was going to say, I hope you like it, buddy.
And Phil, you can talk over the music.
I'll try to shut up until a certain point,
but if you want to talk, we'd love to hear you.
A little bit.
Here comes the clock and time for lunch.
Bum-de-dum-de-dum.
When the sun beats down And I lie on the bench
I can always hear them talk
There's always been Ed Lowe
She could wake up
We've got a tiny yugum now
And there Mr. Lewis
Isn't it time that he was out on his own
Over the garden wall
Two little outfits
Could go to you
Keep them moving, they'd show
I know what I like
And I like what I know
Getting better in your wardrobe
Living one beyond your show
Genesis.
1973, man.
Wow.
What's the full title of this song?
I Know What I Liked in Your Wardrobe.
Peter Gabriel era With the first charting
Genesis hit
Not a huge chart yet
But who cares Thank you. And I like what I do
Getting better in your world
Stepping on beyond the shore
I know what I like
And I'm not what I know
Genesis is a fascinating band
because how often do you see bands
kind of have like change up a lead singer
and kind of continue to maybe have more success, dare I say?
There's a handful, you know, obviously ACDC.
Black Sabbath, we just played.
Maybe you only like bands that change up their lead singer.
I've done shows about that on my radio series.
Bands that actually not only survived, but thrived in the loss of their lead singer.
Genesis being one, but I like going back pre-Phil Collins.
I mean, Phil was playing those drums, and there's not drums that sound better than that on record.
But Gabriel's voice to me
is, it's Bowie
Gabriel, Gabriel Bowie. Those are my favorite
male vocalists. Just the
tone and the quality
and the range
of his voice is astounding.
A song that is a song
about a guy who
was happy just to be a normal guy.
Rather than, you know, ascend great heights.
I can just cut lawns for a living and be happy with that.
Or be a roofer.
Or be a roofer.
Or paint houses, which I do from time to time.
You gotta pay the bills.
I might have a gig for you. We for you. I only work up north now.
All right. That's the life.
Yeah, that's the sound of a Mellotron, that crazy instrument in the 60s. The Beatles used it,
the Moody Blues used it before them. It's a little keyboard
and you hit a note and it
activates a length of
recording tape,
old school tape, which has the
sound of anything in
the symphony or the orchestra.
Very cool.
That's the shit. Bury me
in those fun facts. Don't hold back.
Don't hold back. I think everybody needs to try a Mellotron.
It's kind of freaky.
Here comes another beauty.
And forgive me, I'm getting mellow.
We started out with Neon Nights,
which led you to believe it's going to be heavy-ass,
kick out the jams, but really,
my favorite songs tend to be a little lighter, atmospheric.
I just got those chills up my spine.
This song just melts me.
Looking out the door, I see the rain fall upon the funeral mourners.
Parading in the wake of celebrations as their shoes fill up with water.
Maybe I'm too young.
To keep good love from going wrong. But tonight.
You're all my mind
So I never know
Broken down and hungry for your love
But no way to feed it Are you my child?
You know how much I needed
Too young to hold on
Too old to just break free and run
Sometimes a man gets carried away
He feels like he should be having his fun
But much too blind to see the damage he's done.
Sometimes a man must wait to find a Billy who has no one.
So I wait for you and I'll burn.
Will I ever see your sweet return Oh, will I ever learn
Oh, oh, oh, oh, lover
Should have gone over
It's not too late
Damn it, Jeff.
This is beautiful, buddy.
Isn't it ridiculous?
Lover, you should have come over.
Jeff Buckley.
Buckley.
Buckley died at the age of 30 in 1997.
He was good friends with Chris Cornell.
In fact, Chris and Jeff's mom, Mary,
got together and took the songs Jeff was working on upon his death and put an album out
called Sketches for My Sweetheart the Drunk,
which is a double album set that featured largely
nearly finished songs that Jeff had been working on
and some sort of demos, but really refined demos.
So we got to have two more records from Buckley,
even though he only put one out in his lifetime,
and that's a song from Grace, 1994's Grace.
Columbia Records.
I worked for Columbia shortly after that came out, Mike.
And nobody cared about Buckley.
I shouldn't say nobody,
but very few people
had discovered Buckley
before his death.
We gave away so many copies of Grace
just to spread the word
because as a record label employee,
we wanted to spread the word
to the artists we love so much
and Buckley was the top of that list
when we worked with Columbia.
So get this.
Yeah.
Fade that down a bit.
I hate talking over Jeff.
It's almost sacrilege.
Jeff's mom was doing press around sketches,
the record that she put out after he died
that she put together with Chris Cornell.
She called me from L.A.,
and we spoke on the phone for about an hour,
and I kept that interview, and it's in the audio book.
And it's one of my favorite conversations
because as she speaks in memory of her son,
you can hear the tears.
Wow.
And she was so graceful and so sweet and so kind.
So we did the interview.
And I made a special, and it ran on Q107 in the late 90s.
I went to my boss, Pat Cardinal, rest his soul.
And I said, you don't know who Jeff Buckley is, do you?
He goes, no.
I said, no, not many people do.
But here's the thing. He just died. I want to do a radio special. I said, you don't know who Jeff Buckley is, do you? He goes, no. I said, no, not many people do, but here's the thing.
He just died.
I want to do a radio special.
I said, I get it.
It's Q107.
We play stuff that's pretty familiar generally,
but I think this guy deserves,
and I said, I'll do a contest to prove to you there's fans out there that get this guy.
So I did a snail mail contest.
I said, write in and tell me why you love Jeff Buckley. And I'll send
you a guitar pick, an 8x10
glossy photo, whatever I
had related to Jeff. And I sent
all these prizes out. And I promoted
this special. And we did a 90 minute special
with that interview and with songs
from both Grace,
the record from which that comes,
and from Sketches, all these posthumous
releases. Awesome.
And people loved it.
I played it at midnight, you know, late night.
It's a great late night sound.
Well, many people will say the definitive version
of Leonard Cohen's Hallelujah is on this album.
Yeah, it really is.
And I could have gone to that,
but I wanted to play something
that maybe people hadn't heard before.
So, Lover, You Should Have Come Over.
It was a song written about a real-life story of a breakup with a girl that he was seeing.
Beautiful, beautiful.
And that's amazing that you were given the license to do a 90-minute special.
Because that is a bit off-brand, I want to say, for the Mighty Q at the time.
Arguably, it was.
But, you know, two things.
I thought, it's after midnight.
So, there's no ratings after midnight technically.
So if I needed that, I used that.
And the show went off quite beautifully
and people seemed to really enjoy it.
And there was probably confusion.
You know what?
They thought this was Jeff Beck.
They thought there was going to be a Jeff Beck.
That's what happened there.
Maybe.
Well, that's like Beck Hanson, the artist.
People hear about Beck. old school people are like,
hey, that doesn't sound like Jim Beck.
That's right.
The last jam kicker kicked out a Beck Hanson song
for what it's worth, just a small world story there,
Sea Change by Beck.
Oh my God, this is my favorite Beck album.
That is a beautiful record.
Yeah, and so that was played last time.
Oh, and by the way, did you see this?
Is it here?
What's that?
Did you see...
Oh, my God.
Does this mean anything to you?
What do you see in my hands right here?
Well, I remember that store, but...
This is a real deal.
This is a vintage Byway bag.
Byway.
So you're going to give me a T-shirt,
which is amazing.
And the last guest,
Cam Gordon from Twitter,
who kicked out that Beck song,
he gave me this Byway bag.
That would make a good T-shirt. Yeah, you're right. If you know what I mean.
And I think you do.
You're right. By the way,
I tweeted a picture of this Byway bag
yesterday and it got a lot of traction. People
love nostalgia, right? It was a discount-ish
store, was it not? Like a Bargain Herald
kind of deal. It was definitely discount
department store stuff.
Yeah, that's Byway bag.
Let's move on
to another Jeff Woods jam.
I listen to this
once a week at home.
It sounds like Marvin Gaye could have done it.
But it's not Marvin Gaye. If only you believe in miracles, so would I
If only you believe like I believe, like I believe
We'd get by
If only you believe in miracles
So would I
I might have to move
Heaven and earth to prove it to you baby
So we're making love
I feel the power
I feel the power I feel the power
And there's really nothing we can't do
You know we could, you know we could
If we wanted to
You know we could, you know we could
We could exist on the stars
If it's so easy
Now baby, oh we gotta do
get a little faith in you
oh I've been so many places
I've seen something
I know love is here
keeps holding this world together
ain't
nothing better
ain't nothing better
than all the answers to our
prayers
yeah it's the same
everywhere it's just the same now
nothing ever breaks
at the heart
of the world of Jesus
it is the same now then you're right where I found you Thank you. Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, Only our bodies were apart That was so easy
So easy
I had a taste for the real
When I went out on the road
Only you believe
Only you believe
I believe we could find Only you believe, my God, believe we get by.
If only you believe, if only you believe in miracles, so would I.
If only you believe, my God, believe we get by.
If only you believe, if only you believe in miracles, so would I. Jefferson Starship Miracles.
It's another example of a song that a member brought to the table
and the other band members were like,
eh, that's kind of weird.
He goes, no, trust me.
And that was the highest charting
Jefferson Starship song,
pre-Starship when the band just turned into it.
Before they built this city.
Oh, good God.
That was the end for me.
But this was 1975,
the Red Octopus record,
and to me, six minutes, 52 seconds.
They did an edit for the
my first question was
because I remember
as a kid
hearing this on radio
and there must have been
so Chum A.M.
would have played the edit
I think
there must have been
a radio edit
I think
but the reason
they did the edit
wasn't just because
it was so long
the line just went by
that said
I had a taste
of the real world
when I went
down on you
yeah no I heard that line I went down on you yeah no I heard
that line
yes yes
down on you girl
right
only
James had the
radio hit late
and it has that line
she only comes
when she's on top
and I always thought
that was
how did that
come to me
that's amazing
that got by
because it's kind of
I know it's
double entendre
that's the trick
you gotta be cute.
Marty Balin in The Jefferson Starship.
That was another deal, true life story about a woman he was in love with,
and he believed in it, clearly.
This song, I hadn't heard it in a long time before it showed up in your list.
Like, it's been a long time since I heard Miracles,
but all these memories keep flushing back.
It's such a...
It's so quintessential 70s listening to the radio
on a sunny Sunday afternoon.
I love it.
It's a little wimpy.
People are like,
yeah, he's playing some wimpy songs,
but you know what?
It's those lighter ones
that seem to really strike a chord emotionally.
The rock songs are just rock songs, right?
And Jeff, this is what I like about kicking out the jams
is you kind of have an idea
what somebody you're going to get a bunch of this
and then you're expecting this
and you get something else
and that's what I like about it.
Good, yeah.
I think it's a great feature.
I think Steve Anthony kicked out the jams
and I remember as I'm playing his jams
because this would have been one of the heavier jams
for Steve Anthony.
Oh, wow.
And I remember being pretty surprised
like he had a Sade in there and stuff,
and it's like, okay.
He was a super, like,
he's like a yacht rock kind of guy, too.
And I'm like, okay.
That's what Steve Anthony is.
And it's all good.
It's all good.
Yeah, yacht rock.
I love that expression.
Yacht rock and dock rock.
Yacht rock is big right now,
but it's mainly Chicago, I noticed,
or no, Doobie Brothers, Chicago,
there's sort of Yacht Rock bands.
70s Americans.
If I had to pick a country
that the most great music came from,
it would be a toss-up for me
between England and America. America, because great music came from. It'd be a toss-up for me between England and America.
America, because the blues came from America,
but England because, man, post-British invasion,
just so much that, as little Stephen put it,
that bulge between 68 and 73, that era, is unbeatable.
It's really unbelievable.
Yeah, from The Who to Zeppelin to Stones, Beatles.
I mean, oh my God. You can go on all these major
rock bands. These iconic rock
bands all come out of that little island.
What's that about? What's in the water over there?
Let's get it tested.
Here's a jam. By the way,
you gave me the wrong title for this jam.
I know. I thought of that this morning, but I knew you were
sharp enough to get it right. Only slightly
wrong.
Just wrong enough that I knew what you meant, and get it right. Only slightly wrong. Only slightly.
Just wrong enough that I knew what you meant, and that's what matters.
But let's hear it.
Now for something completely different.
This sums up my life, so much of it.
Wait till you hear the words. Go! Then tell me that I'm satisfied Are you satisfied?
Are you satisfied?
Look me in the eye
Then tell me that I'm satisfied
Are you satisfied
And it goes
So
Slow it off
Everything I've ever wanted
Tell me what's wrong
Look me in the eye And tell me Ever wanted Tell me what's wrong
Look me in the eye and tell me
That I'm satisfied
You're satisfied
Look me in the eye and tell me that I'm satisfied Now are you satisfied?
Satisfied replacements.
Are you satisfied?
I am more now than ever.
But so much of my life I was unsatisfied as it related to relationships.
And I remember discovering that Replacements song in the late 80s.
It was from 1984.
The only band with balls enough to call an album Let It Be.
I was going to say, yeah.
After the Beatles, right?
That does take a pair.
Paul Westerberg.
I think when he goes someday,
he'll be regarded in the way that Alex Chilton
from Box Tops is regarded.
Just one of those songwriters
that songwriters aspire to be
as authentic and passionate as.
And you can hear it in that song.
It's a rough and ready recording, obviously.
It's not that refined,
but the intention's solid.
And also, sometimes I like it when
it sounds a bit raw. Like, if you're over
remastered
and it's too pristine.
And even the, you're right, even the vocal
delivery, it's just like, I just went in the
studio and that was like take one and he
had too many cigarettes that day and it
was a little off, but it was good.
Like, would you want Tom Waits
to have a, you know,
a pristine voice?
That's a good example, right?
No, no, no.
Or you.
If you came in here
and you sounded like an opera singer,
I'd kick you out of here.
Get out of here.
Welcome to my program.
You can't even do it.
Replacements were a pretty cool band.
Had a ton of great records.
It's one of those bands
worth discovering.
Minneapolis, St. Paul area band
that so many other bands.
I remember seeing,
remember Goo Goo Dolls
became a massive band in the 90s?
Yeah, with Iris and all that.
Yeah, yeah.
They early opened for replacements
at the concert hall
and it was a triumph.
That was an amazing trip.
Different lead singer too, right?
Because John Resnick took over
and they had the big hits.
But wasn't the other guy singing before that?
Johnny was there then.
He was there,
but I don't think he was.
I think there was another guy in the band.
Robbie, the bass player,
and Mike, the drummer,
but I always remember
Johnny singing.
Maybe it's my memory.
Maybe there was early days
of Goo Goo Dolls.
I remember maybe they took
turns singing or something.
Maybe you're right.
Yeah.
I love Goo Goo Dolls.
I like bands where multiple guys
can do the lead singers.
You don't know which one
you're going to get.
Sloan's a good example,
but the Beatles. Sloan's a great example. No better example than the Beatles. Sometimes you don't know which one you're going to get. Sloan's a good example, but the Beatles...
No better example than the Beatles.
Sometimes you don't even know that it's George
and not John and Paul. Even Ringo sang
a couple of good ones.
Some of the greatest Beatles songs are George Harrison songs.
Here Comes the Sun and While My Guitar
Gently Weeps.
George's songs almost made it into this kick out of the jazz.
Ten songs.
Stuff off of All Things Must Pass.
Are you friendly with
Mike Stafford? I am.
He says Harrison had
the best solo career of any Beatle and
kicked out a
George Harrison song. I can't blame a
guy. I was John, John,
John, John, John my whole life.
Only in the last 10, 15 years I've
become more of a George fan. There's an
Instagram account that I encourage everyone to follow called That Eventuality.
And it focuses on George with really great stories.
And a lot over the last few years about his relationship with Tom Petty.
They were best friends.
And they had the best things to say about one another.
And Tom says that George was the funniest guy he ever met.
And you always hear about the quiet Beatle.
He said there was nothing quiet about George.
He had something to say about everything,
and he was never afraid to tell him.
Petty's an unsung hero in rock,
because he's always just there.
Even in the Sirius XM, when I'm flipping around,
every other station's playing a Petty song.
Not just the Petty station.
He's got a station or whatever.
And he was always there, always consistently great,
but never got the kind of like,
he never got the same, I don't know,
like Bruce Springsteen or whatever.
He was never on this echelon of A,
but he was so good.
He always showed up.
And I think people sort of just got used to him being there
and expected him to be there forever,
which is really a reason why I think everybody
was so shocked when he died.
He was out of the blue.
It did seem out of the blue.
It did seem out of the blue.
Now, you mentioned that you're now satisfied.
May I pry a little further here?
So what changed?
Like you mentioned off the top the 20-80 thing that you're comfortable in,
or 80-20.
You're more comfortable in your own skin, I feel. That's a huge part of it. Accepting who you are.
But not only that, starting to make better choices.
An ex-girlfriend of mine wrote me a couple of weeks ago.
We were back and forth about some things.
Were we ever.
And she said, it's about time you started getting honest with yourself
about your choices of who you're going to go out with and why.
I was always super attracted
to edgy girls with lots of tattoos
and I never went out with any of them.
I don't know why. I always kind of went safe.
Interesting.
And now that I'm making different choices,
it just feels so much better.
I was
living a really safe life
when I had my first number of marriages.
So how many marriages have you had?
Four marriages, three divorces.
Four marriages, three divorces.
But you're separated right now, or what's the status?
None of my business?
Yeah, legally separated.
The funny thing is my fourth wife, Lori, she's an amazing woman.
But we never should have, you know?
She just moved to Colling calling wood 20 minutes down the street
from my place in thornbury yeah she's one of the great event planners of the country
and she just started up the very first uh dinner dinner the white dinner denis en blanc oh i've
heard i've in calling i've heard about this well they're all in the world yeah they started in
paris started in paris but now the very first one in... And it's like a mystery where it is and stuff.
Yeah.
And of course,
people are assuming...
A lot of rules, you wear white.
People assume that I'm going to go,
and I think it's a wonderful event,
but me all in white,
that's a beach thing.
Yeah, and you've got to do it too
because you can't be that guy
who came in his black t-shirt
to go white.
You can't be that guy.
I have an unrealistic fear
of shitting my pants
while wearing white.
It makes no sense.
Well, then don't wear white
for all of us, please.
Let's kick out another
Jeff Woods jam.
If you don't know who this is, you're gonna.
You're gonna. Okay. Sake and strange.
You'll make it.
Passion.
Takes him away to war.
Don't fake it.
Sadness and the strings. Don't fake it Selling the sand or strings You'll make it
Ooh
We'll level out insane
Battle cries and champagne
Just in time for sunrise
Ooh
We'll never Let it
Say
Motor
Sensation
On
Paris
Or maybe
Hell
I'm waiting
Batches of
Saturn
In my hands
Wait for
Aladdin
Saying
You'll make it
Ooh, we'll love a light insane
Millions we can fountain
Just in case the sun rises
Ooh, we'll love a light insane
We'll love Aladdin Sane.
Love Aladdin Sane.
Aladdin Sane.
David Bowie.
We're fading it now, but if you don't have that on record,
or get it where you stream or whatever you need to do,
1973, Aladdin Sane was the record.
That was the title track.
And this piano just goes off like insanity.
The piano player was Mike Garson.
And I met Mike, I'll tell you how and where,
and it was a trippy thing.
David said to Mike, I want you to do a solo on this.
Like, I want this song to be dominated by your piano.
And Mike started doing some stuff.
And David was like, no, no, no, no.
I want you to do it because I know the way you sound.
It's weird.
It's offside.
It's outside.
I want it to sound the way you sound.
Don't try to do anything to please me.
Do who you are.
And it's off the goddamn hook.
It's the most insane.
It's nice and low in the background here.
Yeah, it's so pretty, right?
Think about this.
It's the mid-70s.
Well, it's actually 73.
I pick a lot of music from the early 70s.
It's 73.
Bowie's in his mid-20s.
That's a pretty sophisticated and outside-sounding song
for a guy in his 20s, to me.
Is this an album he recorded in Berlin?
Is this part of the coked-out Berlin years for David Bowie?
Pre-that.
Pre-that, okay.
Berlin came later in the 70s when he and Iggy were living over there
after they escaped the U.S. to get away from their cocaine-induced haze.
This was early 70s.
This was just after David went back from America to England
after the Ziggy tour.
He took a ship back to England and I think
it was on that ship that he wrote Aladdin Sane.
It's an inspired choice
to be, let alone
forget your top ten, but to be, this is my
favorite David Bowie song. I bet you
you could interview right now
a thousand people and say, name your favorite David
Bowie song and I bet you, I'd be
surprised if one person picks Aladdin.
I think so.
It had a lot to do with Garson's piano,
because I'm a piano player too, not to that degree.
Who is?
So I was in Chicago in the late 90s to interview Smashing Pumpkins,
to interview Billy at his studio.
I just saw them.
And people warned me, Billy's a bit weird, it might be difficult,
and it wasn't at all.
He quickly understood that I was a huge Pumpkins fan from the first album, Gish.
And we got along like a house on fire.
And after the interview, I walked into the outer area of his studio,
and I see a guy over there with headphones on at a piano.
And I'm like, holy shit, that's Mike Garson.
That's the guy that played piano.
Wow.
So I strolled over and I'm like, holy shit, that's Mike Garson. That's the guy that played piano at Aladdin Sane.
So I strolled over and I gave him like 10 feet because he was working.
And he looked over, kind of smiled,
and took his headphones off,
and he motioned for me to come over.
And I said, I just want to say hello
and say how much I loved your work with David Bowie.
It was so great that you're going to be on the Pumpkins tour.
Billy respected his work on Aladdin Sane
and hired him,
and he hired John Mellencamp's drummer,
to go out and be Pumpkins live.
Wow.
It was pretty great.
I just saw them in,
I saw the Pumpkins.
How was it?
Well, way better than the last time I saw the Pumpkins.
The last time I saw the Pumpkins was 2000
on their farewell tour at Molson Park in Mary.
They were closing out Somersault.
Remember the Somersault?
I do, yeah.
Oh, God, I forgot about that.
Yeah, but the Bill had it.
Foo Fighters was on there and Our Lady Peas, of course.
So maybe after that,
I was so disappointed by the pumpkins.
Billy didn't seem to give a shit.
No encore, which I think is a dick move for the headliner,
but played very few hits, if you will, and
changed things up just enough that you couldn't quite recognize
the song. I was so disappointed,
but then I saw them recently at the
what's it called now? Scotiabank Arena.
That's what it's called now, by the way. They keep changing
the names of our arenas, but just like the
Sound Academy. Hey, throw $20
billion or something and you get your own
name. There you go.
But I was very pleased.
I was surprised
at how good they sounded.
Well, you know,
the greatest,
the most creative types
in the world
are there to lay this
and to let us down.
And you never know
which one you're going to get.
Right, right.
Now, you know,
when David Bowie passed away,
I'm sure you got,
I mean,
just when,
the day Aretha Franklin
passed away is the day Aretha Franklin passed away
is the day Molly Johnson came over.
And she was telling me her phone was blowing up
because everybody wants to talk to Molly Johnson
about the death of Aretha Franklin.
And Alan Cross, he's been here a few times,
he kicked out the jams. And it's like, if a modern
rock musician like Billy Corgan dies,
heaven forbid,
but if that happens, Alan's phone
blows up and he's got to do
a million different spots or he wants
to do them anyway. I envision
it's the same with you.
Quite often, TV stations and
radio stations and different outlets have called
when something
happens, something tragic
like that or a big tour.
Pick somebody. I hate to do it, but let's say David Crosby
passes away. I don't like doing that stuff.
I'll do it on my own show.
I have a show.
I'll do a tribute on my own show.
I'm not there to work.
And people would say, well, arguably, it's good for your brand.
Go on CBC or whatever.
I think that's what the thought is.
And I'm like, no, you know what?
My brand will be fine.
If you want to hear Jeff Woods' opinions, you have two places you can go.
You can go to the Jeff Woods podcast.
That's where you should go.
And then come here.
I'll make you come here when the greats die.
That I would do.
This is cool.
Long drive from Thornbury, but we'll do it.
Well, you're not living in a soundbite world.
Those things are like they chop 18 seconds out of your answer.
I'm not doing that for you.
They want 90 seconds.
Tell me 90 seconds on why David Crosby was important to the world of rock and roll.
But that's not fair to anyone.
And they'll play a little clip of a song, and you'll be out of there.
And I'm not into that.
I'm into some in-depth sharing with the audience, some depth.
Well, let's put it this way.
We have four jams to go, and we're at an hour and 48 minutes.
Shocking.
Oh, my goodness.
Okay, let's kick one out. guitar solo
She lifts her skirt up to her knees
Walks through the garden rows with her bare feet laughing
I never learned to count my blessings
I choose instead to dwell in my disaster
I walk on down the hill
through grass grown tall and brown
and still it's hard somehow
to let go of my pain
on past the busted back
of that old and rusted Cadillac
that sinks into this field collecting rain
Will I always feel this way?
So empty So where this is changed
Wow, right?
Beautiful. This is empty.
Ray LaMontagne.
That was from his second album back in 2006.
It was called Till the Sun Turns Black.
I discovered Ray late because his first album, Trouble, came out in 2004.
And it was the summer of 2007.
I was going through a really bad breakup.
And I stumbled on this album.
And there's a chapter in my book called The Album That Saved My Life.
And I don't mean that flippantly.
I mean, I listened to that album like six times a day
for about four months.
And knowing that someone had it way worse
in breakups and heartache than me
was sort of solace.
Sure.
I mean, Ray LaMontagne sounds like
his heart was ripped out,
stomped upon,
stuffed back in his chest.
Repeat.
And that song empties, certainly.
That line,
I never learned to count my blessings.
Still, I dwell in my disasters.
And I lived a lot of my life doing that.
You know, dwelling on the past
and not moving forward.
Sounds like he did too.
Yeah, it's good to know you're not alone, right?
It's a human quality.
Like, you're not alone.
Feels good.
There's a relatability.
You can't listen to happy songs when you're in the shit.
You have to listen to something relatable.
Ray did a record a couple years ago.
He's had one since. called Ouroboros.
That's the snake that eats its own self head.
There's a symbol for it.
And this Ouroboros record by Ray,
it sounds like every Pink Floyd record.
It sounds like he listened to every Pink Floyd record.
And this is a compliment, by the way.
Who doesn't love Floyd?
And then wrote an album.
And yet I can't find an interview anywhere where he talks about the influence of Pink
Floyd.
And I mean, it's Dark Side, it's metal, it's The Wall, it's 60s Floyd.
It's astounding.
But he talked to you, right?
No, that's the crazy thing.
I wrote about him not even having had an interview with him because I respect and admire him
so much for his artistry.
It's the one person I need
to sit down with.
I feel like we can make this happen.
You're Jeff fucking Woods.
I think he's reticent to
get too deep into
the meanings. He really does.
But I should try.
It might be a careful what you wish for.
You don't want to meet your heroes. It can be dangerous. But all those records are great. It might be a careful what you wish for. Yeah, you don't want to meet your heroes.
Remember that.
It can be dangerous.
But all those records are great.
He's got a pile of them.
But that one in particular,
Till the Sun Turns Black.
Nothing but good things.
But this is a guy I think,
I'm sure he's still flying well below the radar.
He's one of those critical darlings.
Yeah, but if he comes and does Massie
or wherever he plays usually theaters
they sell that
in 14 seconds
I mean
he has a big
enough following
that
where are the
guys who would
typically go to
Massey Hall
where are they
going now
are they going
to like the
Danforth Music Hall
it's a great point
well Roy Thompson
redid some stuff
so that's
Sony Center
for Performing Arts
is still there
Sony Center
is great too
yeah that is
great venue
I'm trying to
think of
where you go
if you're not
going to do
the amphitheater
or whatever.
Whatever they call them now.
Speaking of changing names, that's the Budweiser stage.
I refuse.
I mean, I get it.
Yeah.
Mercy.
I'm calling Mercy.
It's too difficult to keep track.
Even the Rico Coliseum where the Marlies play.
Even they are now.
I hope I get it right.
I don't even know if it matters.
But the Coca-Cola Coliseum or something.
Oh, boy. I still call right. I don't even know if it matters, but the Coca-Cola Coliseum or something.
I still call Sky Dome Sky Dome.
I still call, well, ACC's hard because that was also planned. Well, the Sky Dome's a no-brainer.
We built that thing for half a billion bucks.
That is Sky Dome, okay?
But the ACC's always had a corporate name.
Yeah.
Well, amphitheater's still the amphitheater to me.
The amp.
There's no p in amphitheater.
FYI. I think it's a radio. How do you say the city we're in amphitheater. FYI.
I think it's a radio.
How do you say
the city we're in
right now?
It's Toronto.
It's a soft T.
It's kind of fun.
You don't find it
fun sometimes
to nail that second T.
I know this is
very unpopular opinion.
Maybe I told you
the story last time
of Colleen Rushong
was a great
Oh, tell me
because she's
kicked up the jam.
She has?
Yeah.
We used to be
together years ago. Do tell because she's a beautiful woman. Oh, tell me, because she's kicked up the jam stand. She has? Yeah. We used to be together
years ago.
Do tell,
because she's a beautiful woman.
Of course she is.
Like all the woods women.
Of all the girls
I brought home
to my parents,
she was the favorite.
They still talk about her.
Sweetheart.
And my brothers,
they all love her.
I have a crush myself.
How can you not?
Yes, absolutely.
You know,
when I met her,
it was 97
and the first week of 1998,
she was working AM640, and I
was APD at Q.
Right. And I saw her in the hallway
after her morning show, and I said,
have lunch with me, or have dinner with me.
And so we did.
And we were together about four years.
She's happily married
now, as you know.
But what was my point?
Toronto.
Toronto, Toronto.
She was on the air on 640 with Larry Silver and that morning show.
She would say Toronto.
And I said, and then she was working on Q,
so I had a vested interest in managing.
And I said, Colleen, drop the hard tea.
And she was reticent to do so.
She argued with me a bit, which is fine.
I love her passion.
I said, no, it's just, if you're from here, it's Toronto.
If you're from here, it's Toronto.
This is what I'm told.
I'm from here.
That's what I'm told.
It's not Maryland.
It's Maryland.
It's not New Orleans.
It's New Orleans.
Right.
So it's like that.
Gotcha.
By the way, I can't wait to play this jam.
What a great fucking song this is.
Let's kick this out.
Yeah, yeah.
Get some tempo back into the
kick out the jams feature.
This is my favorite driving song.
You got to open the windows for this
and turn up the volume.
Start speeding.
That's groove right there, that's groove baby guitar solo
Well a tickle in lived down about an hour ago
Took a look around, they went with a wind blow
With a little girl in a Hollywood bungalow
Oh, you were like a little lady in the city of life
Are you a lucky little lady in the city of life?
Or did you not lost in your city of night?
City of night City of night
City of night
Woo!
Go! Thank you. L.A. Woman
L.A. Woman
L.A. Woman's on the afternoon
L.A. woman, Sunday afternoon L.A. woman, Sunday afternoon
L.A. woman, Sunday afternoon
Chide through your suburbs
Into your blues
Into your blues, yeah
Into your blues, blues, blues
Into your blues Oh, Jeffy, L.A. Woman, The Doors.
There's another example, like Bowie, like Gabriel.
He does not sound like a man in his mid-20s.
Jimbo was like 27 then.
He sounds like a grizzled old rocker.
Younger, right?
Because he dies at 27
You know what?
This album came out three months before he died
Is that right?
Is he 27 when he records this?
That's crazy, right?
Yeah, it's crazy
And you know, their producer had given up on them
They didn't want him, not given up
But he was just tired of making records with the Doors
So the engineer, Paul Rothschild, did the record
And he put them all in a room together.
Jim actually sang those vocals in the bathroom
because he loved the echo in there, natural reverb, right?
And Mr. Mojo Risen.
I mean, that in itself is brilliant
because that's an anagram of Jim Morrison.
Oh, man. You know, I didn't know that.
Yeah, you write out Jim Morrison,
then pull out the letters Mr. Mojo Risen.
Mr. Mojo Risen. Hold on, I absolutely love this song. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, you write out Jim Morrison, then pull out the letters, Mr. Mojo Risen. Mr. Mojo Risen.
Hold on, I absolutely love this song.
Oh, I do too.
Midnight alleys roam.
It's just all groove.
Cops in cars, the topless boss,
never saw a woman so alone.
So alone. I saw a woman so alone, so alone, so alone, so alone Motel money, letter madness
A chain of moods, glad, and saddened So cool, man. Mr. Mojo Rising
Mr. Mojo Rising
Mr. Mojo Rising
Mr. Mojo Rising
Got to keep on rising
Mr. Mojo Rising
Mr. Mojo Rising
Mojo Rising
Mr. Mojo Rising Hold your rises Got to hold your rises
Ain't no hold your rises
You got to keep on rising
Riding, riding
Come riding, riding
Come riding, riding Got to ride to ride it, ride it. We're going to ride it, ride it.
We're going to ride it, ride it.
Hey, ride it, ride it.
I got one, yeah, right.
Oh.
Yeah.
What a trip, yeah?
It's got it all.
And I got to give props because maybe I was,
I grew up a very big Billy Idol fan, okay?
Yeah. I thought he was the coolest guy.
Like, man, that greatest hits he had, Vital Idol it was called.
That's right.
I played that every day, Vital Idol.
And I like that live version of Money, Money cover.
But at some point he has a comeback where he covers this song.
He did a good job.
And I thought he did a great job.
Billy, isn't that unlike performance-wise?
Jim, obviously he wasn't as...
That's a bad... I apologize for that.
Oh, don't worry about that.
I apologize too, Jim.
By the way, I've been to his
grave site in Paris
to pay my respects,
Jim Morrison.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, a lot of people have
and it's one of those
pilgrimages that
means a lot
to a lot of people.
Billy, by the way,
I won't say her name,
but a friend of mine
rode Harley
with Billy in L.A.
a couple of years ago
and said he was
an absolute cool-ass gentleman.
Oh, good.
But on the flip side of that, let me give you this quick one.
My old friend Claudia Neff from MCA,
used to be called MCA Records,
became part of the Universal group.
She was a rep for Billy Idol back in his heyday
when he was probably...
Like Rebel Yell or...
Yeah, back in those days.
White Wedding stuff, yeah.
And a little later than White Wedding.
But he was lying on a couch in a green room or backstage or whatever,
and he called her a C-U-N-T.
And Claudia clocked him in the side of the head,
and nobody in the room lifted a finger.
Nobody in the band, nobody in the crew.
He had it coming.
But we all have our bad days,
and certainly rock musicians had lots of theirs. Now, in his defense, he had it coming. But, you know, we all have our bad days and certainly rock musicians
had lots of theirs.
Now, in his defense,
he's British
and that word is less volatile
over there.
It totally is.
They drop it on radio stations.
Although what you call
your female record label rep
in another country.
It's totally disrespect.
He deserved that.
Let's kick out another jam.
Two to go.
Play me a song. Play me a song. Thank you. I got what I wanted and you showed up I got what I wanted and it's never enough
I drove out to the white trash beach
On a brief vacation
I felt freer than I had in a long time
I wondered if it's cause you were gone
You were gone You were gone
I got what I wanted when you showed up
I got what I wanted and it wasn't enough
I got what I wanted when you showed up I got what I wanted, it's never enough Pete Yorn, Paradise Code.
The way I can tell you about Pete Yorn,
because not a lot of people know his name.
He's had more than half a dozen records out,
and the latest one he did again with Scarlett Johansson.
They have this collaborative relationship.
Pete Yorn was signed to Columbia,
as was Jeff Buckley,
as was Bruce Springsteen,
as was Bob Dylan.
So I have an affinity for him
just for his Columbia days.
So years ago, my ex-wife Lori,
the Collingwood girl,
she was, I don't know why,
but she's working at House of Blues concerts.
And there was a party at which Pete Yorn was attending.
They were playing pool.
It was probably one of the bars downtown Toronto.
And so Pete was a new artist then, late 90s.
And he goes to Lori, is that who I think it is over there?
She goes, yeah.
He goes, oh my God, Chris Murphy from Sloan?
So Pete Yorn, out of the US, is this huge Sloan fan, it turns out.
And to him, Chris Murphy was the pinnacle of Canadian rock superstardom.
You think you can introduce me?
She goes, yeah, I know.
He goes, wait, though, I gotta call my friend.
So he picks his cell phone up,
calls his friend.
He goes, Chris fucking Murphy's here from Sloan.
Can you believe it?
I'm going to meet him.
I love that.
I love that, too,
because that's a gentleman
who came to my home
and sat in the seat
you're sitting in, Chris Murphy.
And I love hearing
the Canadian rock stars
being recognized.
Being recognized as icons.
Yeah.
So Pete Yorn,
that goes back
to his fourth album
was called
Back and Forth,
F-O-U-R-T-H.
He had a band
on that record.
Previously,
he did everything himself.
That song
is Paradise Cove.
And I played that song.
This might sound
super weird,
but I just got hooked on it.
I do this with songs.
Yeah.
I played it every morning
for no less
than three years it was the way i started every day coffee and that song is that sort of like a
mantra type thing is it sort of it was yeah and i got what i wanted when you showed up got what i
wanted but it wasn't enough kind of the story of my life. Making these rash decisions about getting into
relationships and then going, what have I
done?
You've got to get to know somebody before you choose
them. And I would choose them based
on a photograph.
And then I would idealize them.
They must be the perfect woman because they certainly look
perfect.
It's backwards.
It sounds like you tap into lyrics like that
and it essentially becomes a mantra of
sorts where you might get somebody might wake up and do some kind of a om some kind of a mantra
or whatever and you you tap into that in music they the poetry you're right oddly the songs
remind me of my mistakes but they also just the sound of them and a lot of them i'm just noticing
from listening to what you're playing back to me,
is that there's always a nice, strong bass line,
whether it's Jerry Sheff from Elvis' band
playing on L.A. Woman,
or it's the sound of the bass in that song.
I always find L.A. Woman,
if you kind of just listen to the music,
it sounds like an Allman Brothers tune,
you know what I mean?
Like it's got sort of an Allman Brothers tune.
That melody,
that sort of epic and rolling bass line
with the melody and the strong guitars.
And it sounds like it could go on forever.
It really does sound like you could jam in the middle of that
and that could easily be a great 20-minute song.
Yes.
Like a Roadhouse Blues or something like that.
Yes.
Are you ready?
Oh, by the way, there's a Robbie Krieger interview
in the audio book.
Robbie Krieger, the great bottleneck slide player
from The Doors.
Sweet man.
Wrote Light My Fire. He's got stuff to tell you about Jim Morrison in the audio book. Robbie Krieger, the great bottleneck slide player from The Doors, sweet man, wrote Light My Fire.
He's got stuff to tell you
about Jim Morrison
in the book.
I bet you there's stories
about Jim, yeah.
So we're coming down
to the top song,
and this might surprise
some people
because it's a simple,
big, bad hit,
but it's a song
for all seasons
and all ages.
Seems like yesterday,
but it was long ago.
Jane, it was lovely.
She was the queen of my night. There in the darkness with the radio playing low
And the secrets that we shared
The mountains that we moved
Caught like a wildfire out of control
Till there was nothing left to burn and nothing left to prove
and I remember
what she said to me
how she swore
that it never would end
I remember how she held me
oh so tight
wish I didn't know now
what I didn't know then.
Against the wind.
We were running against the wind.
We were young and strong.
We were running against the wind.
Bob Seger, Against the Wind. It's a perfect song, really. I will never forget I recorded that in Toronto. He tells me this story about it in the book, which is really cool.
He's cool to hear in audio form because he remembers it like it was yesterday.
That song, by the way,
what was the song we were just talking about?
Not this one, Against the Wind,
but the Bob Seger song you just mentioned.
Night Moves, right.
Has been kicked out by a few jam kickers.
Oh, good.
That's a popular choice.
It's such a beaut.
But Against the Wind, for me,
he said, you know you've written a career song
when you see it on coffee mugs.
That line, I wish I didn't know then
what I didn't know now.
I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then.
Well, you know it's a definitive piece of American music
when it appears on the Forrest Gump soundtrack.
Right?
That's a great point.
Bob's a sweetheart. I gotta
say, who is it? I want to get the right guess.
Actually, you know who it was?
You mentioned you're a Raptors fan. Well, Brad
Faye sometimes. He's a Sportsnet guy. You sometimes
see him at Raptor games, doing the telecast
for Sportsnet. And he
took a road trip. I think he took Damien Cox
with him, of all people. And I think they went to
Detroit or something because Bob Seger
was closing some...
He was playing off some
venue there. I can't remember the exact details.
But Seger, like
this guy,
such a treasure.
Turn the page, whatever. So much great
music. A songwriting treasure.
I mean,
we've got Tonight that other artists covered.
What a perfect song.
He had a way of assembling the finest musicians,
both on the road and in the studio,
and certainly producers.
The Muscle Shoals rhythm section he used.
What a gem.
And that Floyd Kramer-esque piano, that rolling piano.
A lot of classic sounds rolled into a song.
No, it's great. 1980 the year for that piano, that rolling piano. It's just a lot of classic sounds rolled into a song. No, it's great.
1980 the year for that one, Against the Wind.
I think Glenn Frey and Don Henley helped with vocals, backing vocals on that.
Is that right?
I think, if memory serves.
I'm still running against the wind. Against the Wind They're old friends, right?
Yeah, I hear them.
Just, I know, I mentioned, I listened to Steve Earle last night at Outlaw. Against the wind I'm still running Against the wind I'm still running
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heroes, treasures.
Not dissimilar voices, too.
Like, they got a bit
of sandpaper going on.
I like that
in the vocal quality.
I would have loved
to have met,
could still do,
Chris Thompson.
Yeah, you can still meet him.
But me and Bobby McGee,
so my daughter,
my 14-year-old,
I'm playing,
he's singing.
It's his version.
She's underwhelmed by it.
You know, she's only 14. What does she know? But I'm like he's singing it's his version she's underwhelmed by it you know
she's only 14
what does she know
but I'm like
okay
you need to hear
the Janis Joplin version
I dare you
to be underwhelmed
by the Janis Joplin
anything Janis did
oh my god
oh man
that was really fun
you know what I'm gonna do
I mean
not to steal any thunder
from this
cause this is
I'll steal
I give you permission
I won't have time in an hour-long episode.
I'm going to make that into a radio show.
I'll do a new version of it.
It's too much music, though, for an hour, if you play the full-length version.
Yeah, you need the free-form, podcast-only freedom, if you will.
And I don't want to cut down...
Did I say freedom?
You know, freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose.
That's the most dangerous person in the world, right?
Someone with nothing left to lose.
Yeah, that's exactly right.
And the way I always phrased it, I always said, yeah, the person who's out of fucks to give.
Yes.
Don't put a knife in their hand.
Right.
But on a lighter note, the best podcast guests,
they're out of fucks to give.
They just tell it like it is.
That's real talk, my friend.
This was a distinct pleasure to be here again.
Thank you.
The pleasure was all mine.
I can't believe I got
Jeff Woods to come over
and we not only got to hear
your 10 favorite songs of all time,
but we got to hear you
and your voice in real time
tell us why you love the song.
I loved this, so thanks so much, buddy.
And I'm getting that T-shirt, right?
I'm going to go to the car now and get it.
And we've got to get that photo so I can show people my new Lost Indie City shirt,
and we can see your John Lennon shirt.
And I'll take the beer.
Enjoy, enjoy.
And that brings us to the end of our 370th show.
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I've been under my skin for more than eight years.
It's been eight years of laughter and eight years of tears.
years of laughter and eight years of tears and i don't know what the future can hold or do for me and you but i'm a much better man for having known you oh you know that's true because
everything is coming up rosy and green yeah the wind is cold