Toronto Mike'd: The Official Toronto Mike Podcast - Sir Jerry Levitan: Toronto Mike'd Podcast Episode 1628
Episode Date: February 7, 2025In this 1628th episode of Toronto Mike'd, Mike chats with Sir Jerry Levitan about his Oscar experience, Ontario's election, the Liberal leadership race, the Beatles, John Donabie, and more. Toronto ...Mike'd is proudly brought to you by Great Lakes Brewery, Palma Pasta, Ridley Funeral Home, and RecycleMyElectronics.ca. If you would like to support the show, we do have partner opportunities available. Please email Toronto Mike at mike@torontomike.com
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1921. Joining me today, returning to Toronto
Mike is Sir Jerry Levitan. Welcome back Jerry.
Hey, happy to be here. What's up?
Do I need to call you Sir Jerry? What's the protocol here?
You are required by British law, but since we're in Canada...
Who knighted you? Liz Two? Was it Liz too? Who knighted you?
No, under the, the Sergeri character, it's Mrs. Poupé.
Oh, see, I don't know the, uh,
The queen of the Poupé du Pays.
Okay. How are things, man?
Uh, I, I last saw you at TMLX 17 at Palmer's Kitchen.
Yeah, which is a great, uh, this isn't a plug. It was a great place Palms Kitchen. Yeah, which is a great. This isn't a plug.
It was a great place.
You know, yeah, Palms Kitchen is super.
And did you buy anything during your visit or you just did for the free pasta?
I didn't.
I did. I bought a whole lot of stuff.
I can't remember exactly what I did, but I like to show me the receipt.
I need to see the receipts.
I have them in my iPhone in the i show me the receipt. I need to see the receipt.
I have them in my iPhone in the iCloud.
Thank you. I'll wait. OK, so I, my funny story that I prompted you to
remind me to tell that I'm just going to tell
because I'm afraid you'll forget because we're not
getting any younger surgery.
But so to put a bow on that, it was amazing to see
you at a TMLx event because you're
a pretty fresh FOTM.
I mean, you only made your Toronto Mike debut in May 2024 and there you are engaging with
the community.
So, before I tell my funny Palma pasta story, I just learned about like 20 minutes ago,
what did you think of TMLx 17 at Palma's Kitchen?
I thought it was great.
You had a good, engaged crowd, which, you know, surprised Kitchen. I thought it was great. You had a good engaged crowd which you know surprised me. You thought it would just be you and I and
maybe the VP of sales? Well a few people but they were all engaged. That was
the thing that quite surprised me. So it speaks a lot about you, about
Palma's Kitchen and the station. And I'm trying to remember when you popped on
the mic but I feel like it was around trying to remember when you popped on the mic,
but I feel like it was around the time
Brad Bradford came on the mic,
and then we're gonna talk some politics
in this return visit here.
But Alan Zweig, who had a birthday yesterday,
happy birthday, Alan Zweig.
Happy birthday, Alan.
Were you witness to the whole Zweig storming the table and wanting us to shut up about bike lanes? Were you witness to the whole zwiag storming the table and wanting us to shut up about
bike lanes?
Were you witness to all that?
I can't remember because I'm in the early stages of dementia.
Is that true?
Are you doing a bit there?
What?
Who am I?
Where?
Chiri wants to know where the hell he is.
Okay, so on that note though, before we press record, we're on the live stream so people
can hear us.
And I was joking about my, well, I wasn't joking.
I am disappointed you drove here.
Cause I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna,
and I said, I'm not gonna give out your address,
but the fact that you drove here,
like I am offended by that because I know where you,
I know about where you live,
but then I said, I'm not gonna dox you,
but a funny comment that came in,
the guy who delivers the West End Phoenix
is on the live stream right now.
This is the world we live in, what a small world.
He's like, I know where Jerry lives
because I would deliver his West End Phoenix.
Which I canceled, no offense.
Well, Badini's online too.
He wants to talk to you about that.
Dave Badini wants to know,
why did you cancel the West End Phoenix?
You know, it definitely was a good thing to do and our mutual friend Jeff Roger suggested
I do it, but I did it when I was, wow I'm intimidated, is that the thing you have over
there?
The thing?
No, this is George the animal steel.
Oh, okay.
Oh yeah, okay.
Less intimidating.
Right, yeah.
He would eat the turnbuckles. His skin is better, okay. Oh, yeah. Okay. Less intimidating. Right. Yeah. He would eat the turnbuckles. His skin is better. Yeah.
He had a, that colored tongue or whatever,
cause he would lick that lollipop.
Well, so when I was running for the liberals in last provincial election,
you know, I thought, okay, I gotta, you know,
read everything and be part of everything. So that's,
that's what that was all about.
Are you running in this provincial election?
I have been asked repeatedly and I have declined.
Why?
By the way, the guy who delivers your West End Phoenix,
Tyler, misses walking up your driveway.
Really?
Would you consider resubscribing
to Dave Bedini's West End Phoenix
in order to give Tyler an
opportunity to walk up your driveway once more?
Yes.
Okay, that's legally, you know, I know, I pretend to be a lawyer, you are a lawyer.
Yeah, that's your opinion.
Is that legally binding, what you just said there?
No, because the key word was consider, right?
That's the key word, Toronto Mike.
You need no verbal consent.
All right, so Tyler, if you deliver his paper,
he's not paying for it, is what I think.
No, I often thought that,
I was just, after the last election,
I just wanted to sort of cleanse myself of all things, right?
And not that I had to cleanse myself
of the West End Phoenix, but it was
just okay. Because talk about picking on the underdogs, like that's a pretty independent,
I mean they started a newspaper in the, you know, in this century, like that tells you,
that's who you're picking on. Oh no, I wasn't picking on them. They were great. They were
great. I actually sort of wanted to write a piece in it and they declined but way back then.
Did they know who they were talking to? No they didn't. That's the thing. They did not know that.
Now that you've been on Toronto Mic'd and again I still want to get to that Pomona story because
it's just so fresh but I want to let the listenership know if they want to hear the
the the A to Z. So this is not your debut. So, but Oscar nomination, his Emmy
win and his lives as a lawyer and surgery.
And we can touch on some of this again in this episode, but we had a chat and I'm just
here to say that I felt you hit it out of the park in your Toronto mic debut.
And everyone who listened to a T said, wow, what a great guest.
I think Al Grego told me was a bit like Forrest Gump,
where you can't believe all this stuff is happening to one guy.
Like you talked about the McCartney thing.
Of course, that story about you interviewing
John Lennon at the King Eddie, that's an unbelievable story.
By last time I saw Jeff Rogers was at the King Eddie
for the breakfast that Hollywood Suite put on David Kind's shadow to you, my
friend, but you hit it out of the park to a point where I thought maybe a sequel
episode was a bad idea, like sort of like George Costanza, which kind of like
that's it for me. Like I thought maybe we don't tempt fate. What if this is a
dog? I love that first episode so much. Can I eat a pastrami sandwich while we're doing this?
Yes. You know, I like to have the multiple experiences.
I actually recorded this morning already.
You're the second episode of the day, believe it or not.
And I referenced Art Vandeley in the first recording because he's a,
he went to school for architecture.
And, and Kramer had a character when he was acting like a fancy man with a pipe,
uh, uh, one nostrum, something, something one.
Absolutely. And yeah, fantastic.
So let me get to the pasta story and then we'll talk more about you not running
for a election.
But speaking of, of, of John Lennon and I'm happy,
always happy to talk about it.
Not to everybody, but generally.
But this is how crazy that story is.
So happened in 1969, so 50 some odd years ago.
I'm still in touch with Yoko, with Sean.
In fact, during the Grammys we were texting, the son of John Lennon.
Now how crazy is that?
No, that's absolutely nuts.
Yeah, and we're gonna actually get to that
because I got a comment about Sean Lennon actually
of all things, and I do wonder what you can say
and if you can't say anything just touch your
nose and I'll go to the next question but how's Yoko doing? I haven't like I
rarely I usually speak with with sort of the creative CEO at the Lenin
organization and and Sean so know, I generally say,
how's Yoko or how's your mom?
And it's-
She's good.
But, you know, so I haven't seen her in a few years,
but look, she's 91, 92.
You know, I'm 38 this July and I feel like shit.
I think that sweater's 38.
It's an old sweater.
We're getting close there, okay.
So, excuse me, excuse me.
I'm gonna have to drink some of this coffee here.
But I, where was it going?
The Palmer story, yeah, I gotta get it out
or I'll never get to it.
But yesterday's guest is a rock and roll guy.
His name's Manfred and he's in a band
called Elephants and Stars.
So like every guest, including you today, Sir Jerry, he got a large lasagna, a frozen
lasagna from Palma Pasta. You are driving to your home, which is like a block away,
you're driving home with a Palma Pasta lasagna. It's in my freezer. That's fact.
Well, that's great. And the only reason I drove we are literally around the corner from each other
The only reason I drove is I'm going someone else somewhere else from here. I'm going to 7th Street. Okay. Well, yeah, we don't use
Specifics in this podcast, but I'll fix help fix that one in pose cuz but that's many many miles away, Jerry
You're gonna go all the way there. Holy smokes. Okay. Yeah, that's a long way from here now
It's in Newmark.
Okay, yes.
So Manfred got his lasagna and then he had to go
to a gig downtown because they were playing the,
the Baby G which is on Dundas I believe.
And he was gonna do a gig.
So he parks his car and he goes for a walk
because he was early.
Then he comes back to his car and his car has been
broken into and he goes, oh no, my guitar is in that car.
My guitar, I'm about to play my guitar, my beloved guitar.
And then he looks and he sees the guitar was not touched, but they stole the palm of pasta
lasagna.
This is a true story.
He shared it with me this morning.
So this I sent it to Anthony at bomb a boss.
I said, there's no better endorsement. They looks like leave the gun take the cannoli, right?
Leave the guitar take the lasagna that happened last night, sir. Jerry. It's that's an ad like it's it's like, you know
you get him to do like a
What do you call it? Well when you speak for you? English? English, an endorsement.
I can't remember the term I'm looking for,
but you do that and you air it on radio stations and stuff.
Yeah, and TikTok.
I don't know if you're aware of TikTok.
Are you on TikTok?
I am on TikTok.
So how's that going for you?
Because I actually have never installed the app
or created an account on TikTok.
You know, you have kids, young and younger.
Young and old, young and old.
Not as many as you though.
Like I do, yeah.
I have many wonderful children and four grandchildren.
But my youngest child, Lana, who's 13,
is the TikTok generation.
And she got me, she wanted me to go on TikTok,
and I said I'd only do it as Sir Jerry.
So I did a few of these TikTokian,
wacky things to music or whatever.
And not that long ago, Lana said,
dad, you've got like hundreds of,
you've got thousands of followers.
And sure enough, I have on, on one tick tock, I have something I can't remember, whatever, but not only that, what people do is they get a song that's out there
in the ether and they do silly, stupid things about it.
One of my songs is called a surgery science called bad drivers.
but things about it. One of my songs is called, Sir Jerry's song is called Bad Drivers. And my daughter Lana keeps repeating throughout the song, you're a bad driver. That's when she was much
younger. There are hundreds of tick tock and crazy things to bad drivers. So I'm sort of a hit
on tick tock and the Chinese people love me. You're a bad driver.
There you go.
Driving in our car, Lana and Jamie too.
Going not too far, listening to the radio.
A cloudy day today, a little rain is drizzling down.
The road is pretty clear, but then a blue car cuts in front of us.
I make our car go slow, he does the same and turns around.
I say a naughty word, the girls say I should calm down.
I say the word again, ignoring me he goes more slow.
I say a different word, he laughs at me and then he carries on
Bad drivers, bad drivers
Bad drivers
They'll make you late when you have somewhere to go
They drive you fast know Sir Jerry drives everywhere.
So okay, that's as good an endorsement for TikTok as Manfred had for Palma Pasta Lasagna.
That's amazing. Good success there. Now, so just because people will go back and hear your Toronto
Mike debut if they missed it. If they heard this, they'll go back because it's amazing. You hit it out of the park. But remind us, who the hell is
Sir Jerry? What are we talking about?
When I was going through my last divorce.
How many divorces are we at?
Last count, 42.
Just two divorces, right?
Two divorces.
So are you married right now? I am happily married right now.
It has worked out wonderfully.
And all the kids get along and all the grandkids get along.
It's a modern family.
Okay, so you're with your third wife
and this is the final wife.
Look me in the eyes.
Yeah, because I expected-
Because you're gonna die soon.
I was gonna say, yeah, we're in sync.
I expect to pass away by Sunday. Now the funeral home has a measuring tape for you and if you're
gonna pass away by Sunday, maybe we give a heads up to Brad Jones at the funeral right now. Can I
still take the pasta? You know what? Yeah, because your kids got to eat, right? Okay. So can I ask you five kids, right?
Yeah.
Okay. You know, Brad has six kids with one wife.
Wow.
Isn't that a mind?
She's like a machine.
Yeah. Like I'm like, okay, Brad, are you in your fourth marriage? What's going on? You
got six kids. He's like, no, I only have one marriage. And I like my brain can't compute.
Okay. So I have the four kids, but two marriages to each marriage. Can you give me the breakdown?
Was it like two to one?
Like, how does your kids per wife go ratio go?
So first marriage when
great CNN never asked me to
Sean Lennon want to know this?
He does know it because the first time we talked was on a Zoom during the pandemic and it was when he
wanted me to do these animations, produce these animations for Spotify for his dad's
album.
He says, so like, you got a bunch of kids and you're a lawyer and you're running to
be a politician?
What?
What the fuck is that? Anyways, so first marriage, I got married when I was
23. I had my first kid at 26. So what do you know?
Similar.
So three kids, three wonderful kids from number
one, numero uno. Number two, the liaison happened,
sort of as the dust was settling from
apocalypto number one.
Right.
And that didn't last that long,
but I have a wonderful daughter from that engagement.
So it was worth it.
Yeah, totally, 100%.
And Anissa, who I'm married to now, That engagement so it was worth it. Yeah, totally 100% and
Anisa who I'm married to now we actually met as I in the infancy of sir Jerry as my shows were evolving I kept adding characters and musicians and I one day I said I need dancers
And she's a national ballet graduate and now has produces things.
Is she an intimacy coordinator?
She's also an intimacy coordinator, but there's not a lot of intimacy coordination going on
in our home if you know what I'm talking about.
Wow.
This is the real talk people tune in for.
That's right.
Like no coordination, right?
Although on occasion she you say, what?
There you have it.
Sir Jerry Raw.
What we're hearing here.
So I mean, so many questions, but.
Geez, so many questions, but for you answers,
few I can say on this podcast here, I want to respect your privacy here.
But OK, so five kids and four grandkids.
And okay, so you have one kid with your current wife?
Yeah, that's it.
Okay, I had to do the math.
See who's left here.
We gotta get to five here.
All right, that's exciting.
And-
But you know, as a dad with a variety of ages of kids,
we're both in tune multi-generationally in tune,
particularly in pop culture, right?
So I know sort of the latest stuff.
The way I look at it is I can do Blue's Clues,
because my 23-year-old was a huge Blue's Clues fan,
just crazy about Blue's Clues.
But I can also do Bluey,
because my eight year old
was a huge Bluey fan before she graduated to the Simpsons.
So.
Right.
Well speaking of Blue, have you seen that Robert Kennedy
Jr. recently, in the last couple of days,
was at some event or speaking or something
and cameras caught him or someone caught him,
he had a drink in front of him and he squirted this blue liquid.
Oh, no, I'm kind of out of this loop. No, right. So the media is trying to figure out is it antifreeze?
What is that? Maybe kills worms in the brain. I don't know.
Anyways, all right a lot of a lot of ground to cover here. Oh, yeah, I was gonna ask
I had I was gonna ask you an Anissa question
Geez, what was it gonna be? I had it at the tip of my tongue. Okay, it is episode two of the day I was gonna ask an Anissa question.
Geez, what was it gonna be?
I had it at the tip of my tongue.
Okay, it is episode two of the day,
so you're gonna have to carry the weight.
Carry the weight, see what I did there, okay.
She's actually right now with Guillaume Cotet,
principal dancer at National Ballet.
They grew up together at National Ballet
in shows in Quebec with Robert Lepage.
Anybody who knows about dance
knows about Robert Lepage. Anybody who knows about dance knows about Robert Lepage
in Canada. And so she goes for days, weeks on end and I'm in charge of Lana.
Beautiful.
Thank you.
Now, great detail was told in your meeting with John Lennon when you were a teenager.
How old were you?
14.
14.
The story is unbelievable, so get to that first episode.
We're not going to recount it, but who knows?
Maybe we will.
But I wondered, as a Torontonian for decades who loved the radio, were you familiar of John Donobie?
Yeah, totally.
Are you kidding?
Yeah, I know. I knew you were.
It was the only game in town
Chum Chum AM Chum FM, right? So
We lost John Donahby last week, right? I written I yeah
Yeah, you and John do have something in common and you have both interviewed John Lennon. That's your link
I know a lot of radio guys have interviewed John Lennon, but John Donahby many times
Would interview John Lennon and in tribute to John Donahby since I'm talking to the kid who interviewed John Lennon I thought maybe
we'd listen to like a couple of minutes of John Donahby talking to John Lennon
you want to do that? Yeah sure. All right this is a in loving memory of a sweetheart
FOTM John Donahby and if you want to hear I think I did two hours of John
Donahby about his career I just recently like we put that together repackaged it as a memorial episode so it's in the Toronto Mike feed I think I did two hours of John Donobie about his career. I just recently like re-put that together, repackaged it as a memorial episode. So it's in the
Toronto Mike feed. I think I dropped it like last Friday or something like that.
So find that. Here's John Donobie talking about John Lennon. got a nice secret hideaway for you. I wonder if he's still living in the same place? I had a great time last time.
No, he sold that particular farm and he's living at another farm at this particular point.
I certainly gave him a call when I was up there.
Tell me John, let's talk about Walls and Bridges for a moment. I understand the album took roughly six weeks to put together?
Yeah, six weeks in the studio, eight weeks from start to getting into the shops in some of the...
I know it's not out there yet, but it's nearly out, you know?
Mm-hmm. Is that...?
And normally I'm not more than eight weeks in a studio at a time, you know?
Because I find myself getting bored after eight weeks, you know?
Uh-huh. Are you one of those people that feel if you can't get it in the first few takes, it's perhaps not worth it, or...?
Yeah, I hate going over and over a song, you know?
Because you get to hate it, the musicians get to hate it and it begins to sound stiff, you know?
I like to catch myself and the musicians at that point just before they're going to get bored,
when they're still interested in it because it's a new song.
And just before you go into that bit where it's, well, and
that's not going to happen
i think it's a good
and drop it
uh... and i think it's a long way off to the next album
john how do you go about deciding exactly who you want on the lp do you do
you feel who would be best on that particular cut or do you like to use
people for saying an entire LP?
I like to use the same musicians for a whole album. I like to augment them with different
people but basically I like to get people that I've worked with before if possible
because then they know what I'm talking about if I'm trying to explain myself to them and
also I feel more relaxed if I'm with friends, you know?
Right.
And I like, and if they've played together before,
it's the next best thing to having a permanent group.
Was it a bit of a personal favor perhaps
that Harry, Nilsson, and Elton decided to do the album
or come on some of the cuts with you?
Well, it was almost by accident.
I was producing Harry Nilsson's album,
Pussycat, out now in your local store, folks.
And we were hanging out together.
And we wrote a song together.
And so I put it on my album and Harry, of course, wanted to sing it because he'd been part of it. So he sang the harmony and with Elton I was I'd been introduced to Elton over maybe eight
months ago by a mutual friend Ringo and another guy Tony King from Apple and we
got on fine together you know and he just popped into New York on his way
through and walked in the studio and said hey can I put some piano on that
I said sure you know go ahead so he runs in plays that?" And I said, sure, you know, go ahead. So he runs in, plays piano. And then I said, look, while you're here, do you want to sing harmony? He said, sure. And he sang the harmony.
And that's on the single, whatever gets you through the night. And then he told me he was going to record
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds for a single. And he asked me, would I go to Carribou and sing it with him?
So I said, sure, you know, it'll be a pleasure, so I went down there and sang that,
and that's the way it goes, and it's good for you.
Now the interview goes for several minutes,
so I'll bring it down, but Jerry,
is it bringing back some memories of?
You know, speaking, he was,
it was the Walls and Bridges era.
Sean and this guy, Simon Hilton,
who's the creative
cio atlanta
uh... organization
one grammy for best i think repackaged material and what they did is they took
the mind games album which i think was the album before walls and bridges
unbelievably spectacular what they've done it's like now like a
four five six CD package
thing and they've isolated John's voice and enhanced it and done all kinds of
stuff so it's I don't get a commission on it but you really got it if you love
John Lennon you got to check this out because it's the art. So the comment that
came in from Mark, Mark only speaks for Mark, okay, this is his opinion,
but he goes, now that Sean Lennon won a Grammy for repackaging a dad album nobody cared about
the first time around, there's no stopping him.
But the one with woman is the n-word of the world will probably remain a third rail.
You know, that song, I remember when it came out it was so Beatle-esque it was
so like I'm the walrus scary you know happiness is a warm gun song and at the
time if I remember correctly the black community though the radical black
community embraced it because he was hanging out with Black Panthers and stuff like that. And the message of woman is the end of the world. Like if you, you know, parse
away the the the politics of names and things like that that we have today, the
bottom line is women are at the bottom of the line everywhere.
Right?
But it didn't age well.
It didn't age well.
It didn't age well.
But you know, I mean, I'm a huge fan of Pulp Fiction.
Like, maybe my favorite movie of all time.
And there's a huge scene with Tarantino dropping N-word after N-word.
And you know, and it's like, I don't think, you know, it's like one of those, I personally won't use it,
like you won't find it in the Toronto McDonald's,
I'll say N-word if I need to reference the N-word,
but it is interesting that that song
with the N-word in the title, which might be a great song.
It's just, you know.
Here's a line from it,
we make them paint their face and dance, right?
Right.
Okay, now I don't make anyone paint their face and dance.
Well, on that note, so it's funny, I was wrestling,
I was gonna say something about your wife,
and I forgot what I was gonna say,
and then I remembered it,
and so I remembered what I was gonna say
while we were listening to John Donobie,
Rest In Peace and Shout Out to Ridley Funeral Home,
we lost a good one there.
But I remembered what I was gonna say,
and then my brain, and I heard in my brain
what I was going to say, and it was a stupid comment.
And I said, Mike, that's not good enough to say.
Like, it's like, what were you gonna say that is stupid?
And it was, I was gonna ask, and I'll just say it now
because I can't not say it now, but I was gonna ask,
when there's intimacy in your home,
if Anissa requests you stay in the Sergeri character because you might
remember mr. plow call mr. plow that's my name do you ever watch the Simpsons
okay you're missing I have watched Simpson but I can't you don't speak
Simpsons get the hell out of my basement. Okay, but Marge did ask that Homer stay in the mr. Plow
Character with the mr. Plow jacket when they were
coordinating their intimacy
If I dressed up as sir Jerry in intimate
Scenarios there would be no intimate scenarios, but you're saying there is intimate scenarios now
Yes, Mike intimate scenarios. But you're saying there is intimate scenarios now. Yes Mike. There are and there are no boundaries. No no bound no coordination required.
Love it so much. Love that this is all happening in New Toronto you know. Keep
it sexy baby. Okay speaking of sexy we are going to the the polls. The
provincial election is later this month.
What is it, February 27th?
Something like that.
So we got 20 days to go.
I do want to revisit something we said off the top and then we had to get silly because
now it's time to get serious, Sir Jerry.
Now you were asked to run in this election.
What party asks you where and why did you say no?
I've been a liberal even before the days
of Pierre Trudeau as a kid growing up you know liberals at least many many young
young kids were enamored by the idea that Canada was going to be this great
international loving tolerant society and all those kind of things and Lester
Pearson started it from my perspective growing up.
And then Pierre Trudeau came along and like he was a hero of mine.
So I've been a liberal since then.
And so it's the Liberal Party that and people in the Liberal Party
that have asked me all the once I was asked to run for the NDP.
That's another story. So, Bonnie Cromby and the Ontario Liberals is what we're talking about. And you know,
a couple people asked me to run and thought I was gonna run because I ran last time and I'm taking
a pass. Why are you taking a pass? Well, it's
not that I'm afraid of hard work.
I worked really hard in the last election, like knocked on tens of thousands of doors and
had a great team.
It's just I'm not, the mojo isn't there for me right now.
And you know, I'd be happy and it was true back then
I would have been happy to have won and be in the opposition in many times that's
for someone like me that would be a
Better thing, you know, you can say what you want to say and you can just go for it
so that that wouldn't be an impediment, but
just I Don't have the mojo
What writing are we talking about here? I was asked to run in Spadina, Fort York, which
which
originally, I was going to run in the last election but
The powers that be at the time thought I'd be best suited taking on merit styles and Davenport. So that's where I was. So that was,
that was a fun experience. Um, so Spadina Fort York,
and was suggested, uh, I run in other writings too,
but Spadina Fort York would have fit because I lived there, uh,
around Queen and Spadina for some 25 years and had a lot of support, still
would have a lot of support there and it's the question of me running federally
in Spadina for York has raised its head and I haven't totally
closed the door on that. I want to see how the leadership scene plays and
whether Trump is gonna send tanks into new market.
I'll say new market twice.
You're picking on new market today.
Yeah.
Were you a big new market saints fan?
Do you remember the new market saints?
Sports is not my, not your, no sports.
So let me get this straight.
Yeah.
I can't talk Simpsons or sports.
What the hell am I going to say?
No, you can talk and you have talked.
I mean, you haven't stopped talking since I got here.
You do know it's called Toronto Mike.
Oh, sir.
Jerry is a different podcast.
I wish I had an intimacy.
How dare you drive here from a block away and criticize the host of this fine
podcast. And I was going to give you Great Lakes beer.
Should I? Okay. Fresh. Do you drink beer?
Yeah.
Well, you do.
Uh, I drive, you know, like a block away and drink beer. Well, you know,
it's not while driving. No, I'm just going to say, you're trying to run for
politics. You can't be saying things like that.
We do not condone drinking and driving on this podcast.
If you've had too much to drink, um, I'll pick you up on my bike. Give me a call.
I'll get you. I'll get you.
I'll pick you up because as bike. Give me a call. I'll get you. I'll get you. I'll pick you up because as you know from
Mike that I drive everywhere even to take the garbage out to the end of my driveway
What was the what was the Steve Martin movie about Los Angeles or whatever where there was a funny scene la story
Yes, do you remember the scene where they get in the car?
To drive and it's like the next door. They drove next door
or they get in the car to drive and it's like the next door they drove next door because I because it's one of those things where you don't see it because then they pull out and you see he
and I laughed I mean I laughed I know that joke's been done in different ways a million times but I
laughed out loud because in LA you do drive everywhere yeah yeah I know great story
shout out to Steve Martin okay uh I want to finish with provincial before we get to the federal
leadership race uh what about the riding you live in right now which is currently uh there's the Shout out to Steve Martin. OK, I want to finish with provincial before we get to the federal leadership raise.
What about the writing you live in right now, which is currently the MPP is a
progressive conservative member named Christine Hogarth.
Yeah.
What are your thoughts on Christine and how are you feeling about voting here?
Well, I know who's running here and it's
voting here? Well, I know who's running here and it's Lee Fairclaw and I know her. She's great. She's just an administrator of a major
hospital and ran last time giving up that job because she saw how health care
was just deteriorating. That's like the best kind of person running in politics, like actually for a reason.
And so she's spectacular. So obviously I wouldn't run here.
And I don't really know. I've only been here for about three years or four years or so.
So I don't really know the area very much.
But you, of course, you know how to look at the most recent results and you can see that
Lee, the liberal candidate in this riding, was pretty close.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And if you wanted to oust Doug Ford and if you wanted to vote against the Progressive
Conservative Party, even if you're an NDP voter, you would be smarter to cast your vote
for Lee Faircloth.
How do you say the last name? I'm not, okay, now you're putting NDP voter, you would be smarter to cast your vote for Lee Faircloth. How do you say the last name?
I'm not, okay, now you're putting me on the spot.
Faircloth is how I always read it when I see the signs, but maybe I need to ask Lee how
you say her last name.
But I've heard nothing but good things.
And to a point where when Brad Bradford was here, we were talking privately afterwards.
That's when the good stuff comes out.
And he was telling me how excellent a candidate Lee is and
how good she would be for this right you should have her on because she's
unusual in this day and age in that like I said is running for a reason right and
you know all name drop now many years many many years ago the liberals want to
be run federally because I was a lawyer in the news, young
lawyer in the news.
And you're Sir Jerry for goodness sakes.
Yeah, Sunday was way before Sir Jerry.
So it was Sunday shopping, I won the case for video stores and bookstores and stuff.
So anyways, Paul Martin called me to try to get me to run and being the cocky young lawyer,
now I'm just a cocky old lawyer, but a cocky young lawyer. And I said, well, I'm, I'd want to speak to my hero, Pierre Trudeau.
I'm a pure Trudeau liberal. They arranged it.
It went to see Trudeau and to make a very long story short,
cause we talked about John Lennon. We talked about John Lennon.
And as we're talking about John Lennon, when I met Trudeau in, in his,
in his office,
he s he said, um, so why, why do you want to run?
And he caught me off guard cause, um, Paul Martin called me to talk about it. It's not like I had a specific idea and I, I don't remember what I said,
but I talked like an idiot.
I like it.
Oh, to do the things you do that blah, blah, blah, blah, whatever.
And he smirked that sardonic Pierre Trudeau smirk.
And he slapped my knee.
We were sitting on this couch and the Einstein Peace Award was on top.
And he said, look, if you're going to run, find a reason.
You know, even if it's to get a mailbox in front of your grandmother's
home, otherwise you're like all these bums.
Wow, sound effect.
And that.
That was the sound of him slapping your knee.
Yeah, I had a metal insert even back then.
But that resonated and resonates to this day
because that's the point.
You have so many, and I've seen them, right?
Cause I was in it. you have so many and I've seen them right because I was in it you have so many people running and if you add put them
on the spot and say why you're running you'll get bullshit right and that's
what's refreshing about Lee Faircloth as I've decided to call her but and you
know you said I should get her on but that would break my streak where I'm on
episodes I've never pursued or invited an
active politician on this program. Every single active politician who has been on Toronto Mic
just because they reached out and said, would you have me on? Wow. Every single one. Wow. And I feel
like that's kind of, I kind of dig it that way because then I, you know, I don't want to be the
guy who only talks to the liberal candidates, like theoretically
if and she hasn't reached out.
But if Christine Hogarth, who I'm no fan of, it sounds like you're no fan either.
But if she reached out and said, would you like to talk to me on your podcast?
I actually, for her, I would say yes, because I have questions for her.
Like I want to have a conversation with her.
And I would say yes.
And I don't want to be, if I'm'm reaching out am I just reaching out to like
People who like bike lanes is that gonna be my thing only?
Politicians who want to like put bike lanes on every street or whatever But so I'd rather they just ask me if they want to come on and then if I deem them worthy I say yes
Well, I got that that's that's fair, you know, so Lee you got to ask to come on is what we're saying here
So I'll speak to her, you know, if she asked to come on is what we're saying here. So, Well, I'll speak to her.
You know what?
If she asked to come on, I would have her on.
So, totally want to have her on.
Now that's what's happening.
Can I cut before we leave the subject?
Yeah, let's stay provincial and we'll play into it.
I mean, here's the thing.
I'm not running, so I'm not an active politician.
I'm barely an active human.
As you know, I drove here.
But here's the thing, you know, you know, the
Ford conservatives, I mean, when you actually take the time to
look at it, forget what your political stripe is. We're really
talking about billions of dollars that are just flying
away for stupid, inappropriate inappropriate reasons billions and billions of dollars whether
you're talking about Ontario Place or the Green Belt Fiasco or or canceling the
beer contract a year before it would cancel anyways giving people 200 bucks
you know who doesn't want 200 bucks but did you get yours yet I did
okay I got mine yesterday really okay took a while I got mine two weeks ago
yeah right but you know like if you add it up just take the time and add up
these unnecessary inappropriate expenditures money that would go into
our school you're you're a dad you know the school system. Like when I went on parent teacher interview a few months ago, the place, the school was filthy,
like garbage on the steps. And when I went to the teacher and I said,
like, geez, you'd think that the caretaker would clean it up for parent teacher interview.
Right.
And, you know, the health system,
homeless people, kids can't afford, young people can't afford homes. So why the hell would you vote conservative? Now, I got to say, having said that, I like what he's done in terms of the Trump
stuff. And even though he's doing it for political reasons, to a large extent,
for political reasons to a large extent. That was necessary and still is necessary for some people like Trudeau and the Prime Minister has to and some
premiers have to sort of tread a easy line because hundreds of thousands of
jobs are at stake but he you know he started acting like Captain Canada and
you need people to actually say it. So anyways. No, my previous guest hates
Trudeau, his own words, but I had wanted to commend him on that speech. So it's,
you know, giving credit where credit is due. So absolutely. Now, I'm thinking
municipally real quick before I branch out, is in our neighborhood there is a
proposed shelter at 66 3rd Street. Yeah. And I have in my calendar a gentleman,
his name is Bruce Davis.
So Bruce Davis is not a, he's not a, he's not political,
but he's been appointed as I guess a point person
or whatever for the consultations
and making sure people understand what's true,
what's false with this proposed homeless,
what do we call
it, a shelter for the unhoused etc. Now Bruce will be on Toronto Mike to answer a
bunch of pointed questions and to get some real talk on this, but what are your
thoughts Sir Jerry as a citizen of this neighborhood? Sure, I know this subject,
not just this shelter, very well. So as a lawyer, many years ago,
I represented a place called NAMIRA,
it's a very important shelter,
the Native Men's Residence, and it's on Vaughan.
And I originally was hired to get indigenous people
on the board and get rid of the white people, right?
And we did, and I was involved with them. They get rid of the white people, right? And we did and I was
involved with them. They were the one of the first organizations that had a, they
would take vans out, you know, in winter in the middle of the night and I would go
with them. So amazing, amazing organization. So through that I, way back
when I understood that, when I was running, one of the files that was,
ones that I had to get grips with was housing.
And I spent a lot of time with Adam Vaughn, for example,
who was the MP for Spadina Fort York.
And that guy is great in terms of knowledge
of urban affairs and housing and things like that.
So I spent a lot of time and part of it
was dealing with homelessness.
And it's not a solution just to drop a shelter
in neighborhoods that some people think is a good idea,
just to drop them without a plan.
And the best plans that are going on in Scandinavia
and parts of Europe are ones where
it's not just creating a shelter and saying,
because it's in a neighborhood,
it's good for people to experience that on both sides.
You think about it.
So you find an area that may be on the periphery
of a neighborhood and you create a mini sort of urban
situation so that in the center of it there's a health,
a small health clinic, even if it's in a van,
there's a social person who can assist in integrating
people in the community. You have an employment sort of guidance person and you create, there are all these mini homes that you can create
just out of sort of used containers and stuff where it's not people in a tent and whatever.
And part of that is you can control the drug use and the alcohol use and it becomes a more
coherent thing.
So my understanding of this is, yeah, there's a place, it's near the water Will use it. Well, how are they going to be integrated for their own purposes, right?
What what are they going to do walk through this area and go on to Lakeshore?
Where Lakeshore in this area is is already you know that has all kinds of problems. It just it's
fundamentally It's just fundamentally inappropriate from all of my reading of how you do it, like I said in Scandinavia and Europe.
It's just, you know, here's, we're going to stick it to people in a neighbourhood that really we don't care where the votes are coming from.
Will you be attending the drop-in community session that is taking place on Monday, February 10th from five to eight p.m.
at Humber College Lakeshore Campus, Building G.
You know, I have the flyer.
I was, like, I'm just so, I'm not joking,
I'm just so upset with so many things.
And you know, the reason I ran was
because I knew I could make a contribution
and just nothing seems to be right these
days and can I go on this rant about Old City Hall?
Like, you know, I wrote a piece, like I write quite regularly for the Toronto Star and I
wrote a piece that I don't even know if it's gonna go in, but Old City Hall. So this building is an amazing building.
And when I started as an articling student,
right out of law school, I would have to go there
and up until two months ago, I went to courtroom.
And, you know, it was the piece in the start
of that city council for this debate about Old
City Hall has been going on for decades.
It's been a courthouse since I think, well, when New City Hall came out.
My marriage number one took place at Old City Hall.
All right.
All right.
How beautiful is that place?
Great memories.
Right?
Two beautiful children.
So the courthouse is now, all the courts
in the whole world of Ontario, the Toronto area,
are now in this massive, crazy building on University,
one of Doug Ford's brilliant ideas.
And so they've been transitioning Old City Hall,
so within a month or two, that's it.
It's gonna be an empty building.
If you go now, there are maybe two courts
that you can go there to, or a clerk's office.
It's like a ghost night, it's like an Adam Sandler
horror movie, you know?
Anyways, the latest thing is for another study and whatever,
and the buzz is to create it into a Toronto City Museum. So this is four stores of this
gothic spectacular building.
Beautiful building.
Yeah. And I think the people of Toronto and tourists from Buffalo are clamouring to go in and see portraits of William Somerville,
who was a mayor back in the 60s, and oh, here's like a door of one of a historic building
that...
Like, who gives a flying whatever?
You know what I mean?
Like, all you need is one sort of semi-large room, right, to do that. So my idea is to create the Toronto Art Centre
for independent artists, the courtrooms,
there are small ones, big ones, mediums.
There, you wouldn't have to do much,
there are little theatres, there are rehearsal space,
and you know, tens of thousands of independent artists
are in desperate need of something. Like that's not the only idea,
although I think it's a good one. A museum? Maybe if it was like a museum to
Toronto's rich music history, you know, like the Orkfield, the coffee houses in
the 60s. Well that could be integrated. You don't need four massive floors, right?
So you could have all these
youngish people, media artists, and that was part of my piece. They could deal with those things.
So if you have musicians working there for rehearsal space and to have performances or whatever,
you could go into a room where you'd see what the rich, like you say, I mean Yorkville was like wow, who knows about that. But if leave it to city council to create a museum of Toronto, it'll
be look how great we are. Here's the CN tower. This is when they put the spike on it. And
this counselor was this and the Henry Moore things came over whatever. So John Tory wing,
the John John Tory. So basically what it would be be and this was in my piece, like I said, I don't know it's going in because I didn't pull any punches.
It's like here's a museum of how great and promising Toronto was, right? And now look at it. Like as much as we all love, I mean you're Toronto Mike.
I'm Toronto Mike.
As much as we love Toronto.
Born at St. Joe's Health Centre.
Okay.
Parkdale, shout center okay Parkdale
shadowed the Parkdale right exactly beautiful like the history of Parkdale
like you know Heinzman Toronto at one point and around 1900 was the largest as
I understand it manufacturer of pianos in North America
shadowed Glenn Gould I had no idea. Yeah, Parkdale. But anyways, it's so...
You can replace Jeremy Hopkins as the official
Toronto historian of the Toronto Mike Podcast.
Why, thank you.
But Hopkins might not like that, he might beat you up.
But back to your point about the shelter, I mean,
there's just, like, I'm exhausted from all the
problems in Toronto and running and then afterwards and writing for the Star
about how the transportation system is so fucked up.
Can I say that?
Yeah, you just did.
Housing, like, jeez.
Well, can I ask you more about 66 third
before we move on to the next topic?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
So you know what?
I think because you've raised it,
originally I wasn't gonna go
because I would just be frustrated. I think because you've raised it originally I wasn't gonna go because I would just be frustrated
I
I think I will here's what I want you to do. Okay, so I've again this all
back in jane December amber Morley came over now amber Morley is an active politician and
She came over and we did talk at great lengths about this shelter. And she told me that, yeah, the guy who you need to talk to
who's non-political,
because Amber Morley wants to get reelected next year,
the person you wanna talk to is Bruce Davis.
So I reached out to Bruce, we had a, you know,
and Bruce tells me he's hosting this drop-in session
Monday, the February.
So I wanted to, I'm talking to Bruce after that.
So I want him to have that community session and hear from, because I know there's a staunch anti-shelter crowd forming who
don't think, and part of it, and I just want to hear out everything. Like I don't want to do things
just to do things. I don't want things to be well planned like yourself. I don't want like to hear
like NIMBYism, like not in my backyard. But so part of what I find encouraging
is that this shelter, which right now it's a parking lot, it's not opening until it'll be open.
They say sometime between 2028 and 2030. So this probably means 2035 or something like we'll be
dead. I'm already dead. Don't cry for me.
I'm already dead.
So there seems like there is a lot
of time to do this right.
Like, I mean, this consultation
happens Monday and then
Bruce Davis will be on.
So what I want you to do as like a
valued FOTM surgery
is I want you to go to this event
at Humber College Lakeshore Campus, Building G, 17,
Colonel Samuel Smith Park Drive.
I want you to go there.
Bruce Davis is going to host.
I think Amber Morley is going to be there.
You don't have to ask.
Just take it all in and then submit to me all of your questions because I'm going to
have a one-on-one with Bruce Davis and I'm just looking for facts and to air the concerns of the citizens
And etc. Etc. Like you could give me these are ten
Pointed questions you have for Bruce Davis regarding 66 3rd Street, and I will ask them
You accept this challenge I accept it I will I will do it
You know, I know without even going too far, like I said,
you know, like what I know about how to deal with homelessness
and people with drug issues and stuff like that,
that's not the way to do it.
To plunk them at the bottom of a neighborhood
where on one side is water,
and then it's a 15- minute walk to Lakeshore,
what is that?
What is that gonna do?
It's a no minute walk to Lakeshore, right?
Cause it's at Lakeshore and third.
Oh, well, I mean, at Lakeshore Boulevard.
Okay.
Well, okay.
Well, that's, that's like, no, okay.
So, so yeah, you're, so this neighborhood
we're talking about, like this is at Lakeshore
and third, basically the shelter.
Close to the water. Right. Very close to the water. Yeah. So this neighborhood we're talking about, like this is at Lake Shore and 3rd basically, the shelter they're proposing.
Close to the water.
Right.
Very close to the water.
Yeah.
So to get to the main street, you know, the East West Street of this neighborhood, which
has its own problems as it is, but to go to a variety store or grocery store, get some
cigarettes or whatever.
It doesn't have a grocery store, first of all.
Yeah.
You've got to go to No Frills.
They actually do, and there's one
there's run by an Asian family on the north side.
It's actually not that bad.
Okay, that's yes.
Okay, I've seen that's a smaller.
I haven't gone in because I'm afraid the price is...
I don't know, I got to feed a lot of kids there.
Well, it's cheaper.
I'm going to look at it.
I'm going to look at it.
It's better prices than at farm them backslash they.
So everybody in New Toronto or anyone who's just interested
more in the 66 Third Street shelter that's been proposed,
tune into Bruce Davis's Toronto Mike debut,
which is gonna be in, I think later this month.
So do that.
Sir Jerry, you've got your assignment here.
How do you think Amber Morley is doing
as a rookie city councillor for this? What are we calling it? Riding? It's not a ward? Is it a ward? What do you think Amber Morley is doing as our as a rookie city counselor for this? What are we calling riding?
It's not a war. Is it a ward? What do you call me? Yes, it's a word. Okay. How do you think Amber Morley is doing?
lousy
Well, let's get the real talk on that. I want to hear what you mean. I haven't dug into it that much but you know, I
You know, I don't want to get in too many specifics, but I may have voted for her in fact
Because I just I mean I generally vote liberal but not all the time if if there's something
Humbant was Mark Grimes and I know you're fairly new to the neighborhood, but he had been here a long time and
Greasy AF. Yeah, greasy AF. What does that mean? Greasy is fuck
Yeah, greasy AF. What does that mean? Greasy as fuck.
I got to teach Sir Jerry the new lexicon.
So you're not a fan at this point. You're not a fan of him. No, for a variety of reasons.
And I wouldn't vote for her again.
OK, interesting. Let's talk about this federal leadership race here.
So I know a lot about that.
OK, because Chudo hit it out of the park, in my humble opinion,
with his speech and pushing back against the proposed terrorists, which maybe this will tie into that. Okay, because Chudo hit it out of the park in my humble opinion with his speech and pushing back against the proposed tariffs, which maybe this will tie into that. So what are
your thoughts on the liberal leadership race? What's next for when they when the pro-rogue is
how you say it pro-rogue when they're back in parliament, if they get voted down, there will be
an election. What do you think of that? And then please let me hear your thoughts on Donald J.
Trump, president of the United States of America and his threats to annex this country and make it the 51st state.
And even that and the 25% tariffs, we
have some kind of stay of execution on
till, uh, till I don't know, early March
or something, uh, let's start.
I'm going to drink my coffee and let
you go for half an hour.
So I'll talk slowly.
Uh, let's start with the liberal leadership.
First of all, Justin Trudeau, AKA the prime minister.
When I was running provincially a number of years ago,
I'd knock on the door and someone,
many people invariably would say,
liberal, no way, I'm not voting liberal,
I hate Justin Trudeau.
And at the beginning I would say,
what is it specifically that you hate?
And remember this was at the time of COVID,
Serb, right?
Hard to say back and then that Trudeau
and the liberal government didn't have people's backs,
right?
If you take your mind back to that.
But anyways, I would say, what is it specifically
that you, I don't like him, right?
And to this day, you sorta get that.
Sure, there have been ups and downs
and sometimes some policy decisions
aren't necessarily the right ones,
but can you say that he's mismanaged our
economy our economy was doing relatively well anyways in politics you know as a
voter I think you got to look at the whole perspective because sure you might
not like him or the government for whatever reason. And then what is the result? The result with that kind of attitude is people like Donald Trump,
right? How does that guy get in all those Republican lemmings,
right? Um, it's because votes get split and people vote out of anger and out of
emotion, you know, out of rage. They want to express it,
so they end up, what's the expression, you cut your nose to spite your face.
Right.
And that's the worst kind of way to vote. So personally, I think it's too bad that he
resigned, but he had to because things were just so stacked up against him.
And you saw the real Justin Trudeau, how he's been acting, um, since then, and it's been admirable.
The easy thing is to act like Doug Ford and say, oh yeah, the Americans, we're going to take the booze off the American products off the way.
That's an easy thing to do.
But Justin Trudeau had to think about if he pisses Trump off that much vocally,
right? 300,000 jobs go in Oshawa.
He has to be diplomatic about it because he needs to work. Yeah. He's trying to work with Trump.
He's thinking of the people, right? Absolutely. Right. But anyways, so, um,
I think most people would, would agree,
forget about your political stripe. if you said to them,
what do we need now as a leader?
I think most people would say, well, it would be good to have someone who really knows how
to deal with the economy and knows international.
Well, I know who you're talking about.
Yeah.
Hence, Ruby Dull. So I think Mark Carney like totally fits the bill.
And the guy isn't a career politician and all these things, oh, he's been, you know, he's to blame for what the government is doing or whatever.
It's baloney, right? He wasn't a cabinet minister or whatever.
Sure, he was the bank Canada governor. So you'd pick his brain.
He was the bank of England, a governor too. So,
and not only that, I mean,
how connected is this guy to get on Jon Stewart, right?
So he obviously knew somebody close to him or whatever.
So anyways, I think that's, that's the guy who should, who should lead the liberals. And I think that's the guy who should lead the liberals.
And I think a poll just came out saying that he had a very favorable, like the question
I think was, who do you think would be the best person to deal with Donald Trump and
his name?
Mark Carney.
Yeah.
So that federal leadership election or vote or whatever is March 9. So I'm just
tracking all the dates. Okay. So we go to the polls to vote provincially February 27.
That's 20 days from now. The federal liberal, although I do advance polling, but okay. The
federal liberals pick their leader on March 9th. Let's say in a hypothetical situation
that shortly thereafter, and because the liberals are a minority government, we
have to go to the polls federally and it's Mark Carney and Pierre Poliev. Do you have
a crystal ball? What do you think happens there?
There's a lot of there's a lot of there's huge gap right in the polls, which manifested in Justin Trudeau saying that he was going
to resign.
And it's hard to catch up.
But no one's really paid attention to Pierre Pauliet.
And he's just been coasting on everything is in a snide way
Trudeau Trudeau that true to that and it's raining
It's icy rain. It's Trudeau. It's because you know when he was asked about
about
about Trump's
Musings about taking over Canada. He said like three words, his first musings, his first response was,
said a few words about, you know, Canada, Canada, Canada, whatever he says, but he has no respect
for Trudeau. Well, what does that have to do with anything when you have the president of the United
States saying that basically Canada should be the 51st state.
Fuck you.
Like that should have been everybody's response.
Every politician in Canada,
so they said we are Canadians,
we stand with the government and this is our-
Snowballs, chance and hell is what I read
from Justin Trudeau.
Yeah, yeah.
And I think that's too much chance
because I feel like I don't know
what a snowball does in hell. Like's too doesn't last long. Yes. It's too long for my liking here. But I'm with you. So, Pierre Pauli have Mark Carney like buckle up. This guy. He's articulate. He's got a sense humor. He's got a twinkle in his eye
He's got you know, the the federal liberals have a great social media post and it's sort of a split screen
So it's the resume of Pierre polio
On the left it's Mark Carney and it just goes down and down World Bank this that whatever
Climate change ambassador for United United Nations a bank of Canada governor so it goes on and on and Pierre poliev has been MP since
whatever that's ever yeah yeah I think he has a shot so I when people start to
see what the comparative leaders of the various parties are I think people will
gravitate to Mark Carney and that's my hope because I
don't, I think the last thing we need as Canadians is to have someone like Paulia biting an apple
when somebody asks him a question and Trump is the president, right?
Right.
Who needs that?
Sounds risky to me.
Now in this writing, because I bring it hyper local here, James Maloney.
Here it comes now, It is James Maloney. He's been in he's been there for a while now. He was
there before I even moved in here. I know him well. So does he have your vote? Yeah.
That's the only way you're gonna get Mark Carney is. Well, yeah, but I mean,
why would I vote for a conservative? Like, why would you vote?
But people do.
I know they do.
Our MPP is from the Progressive Conservative Party.
But that's the problem we have.
You know, you're a never con, as we say.
You would never vote conservative.
I'm trying to remember if I ever did.
I've never voted conservative.
I don't think I have.
I don't think I have.
I'm trying to remember if there was a time that've never voted conservative. I don't think I have. I don't think I have. I'm trying to remember if there was a time that I didn't.
I don't think I ever have.
You didn't slip and vote for Mulroney.
Oh God, no.
I had on.
So here's, I'm going to recommend an episode
of Toronto Mike to you.
Alan Gregg.
Do you know Alan?
Okay. So he dropped by a couple of weeks.
I can't remember if it was last week or the week before.
Everything's a blur to me now.
And it was a great conversation though.
And of course he was the strategist
for the Progressive Conservative Party
when Mulroney won those two big majorities,
but he was also in charge when Kim Campbell was running
and John Kretschian, they put out the ad
that looked like they were making fun of Kretschian's face
because of his childhood polio.
So he took, I think that was when he quit,
he quit that next day and he didn't work in politics again. Oh, he did help John Tory with his campaigns as a favour
for a bud or something like that. But Alan Gregg was a great episode of Toronto Mike and
I think he would thoroughly enjoy it.
He's, I know he was on and I, cause I saw the blurb and I'm gonna listen to it. He's
a smart guy and I met him many, many years ago because he was buddies with Dusty Cole one of the
founders of the Toronto Film Festival and he was very involved with the
Toronto Film Festival yeah yeah so and and I was Dusty was sort of like an
uncle to me one my best friends as his daughter and so I remember the early
days of the Film Festival and and Dusty had a farm that we would all go up with
and people like Alan Gregg would be there.
And you know, he's a smart guy.
Smart guy.
That's funny to me,
because I was introduced to Alan Gregg
through a guy named Jesse Hirsch.
Smart guy, interesting guy,
but he left the city to live on a farm.
So maybe that's where we gotta go.
Let's go back to the land.
Hey. Are you thinking about it go back to the land. Hey,
are you thinking about it? I'd love to actually when COVID started when I when I started talking
to an ESA about selling our house on Soho around Queeness, but I know you know what
and early days of pandemic, you know what, let's just get some place some crane, not
a farm and wouldn't have that kind of cabbage,
if you know what I mean, right?
As Kramer would say, there's a lot of cabbage.
Well, he'd wash it in the shower, right?
Yeah.
Oh man, that show, I'm telling you,
like, I still watch, because I can't,
the day after the election, the American election,
I canceled my TV service, right? because the only two channels I would really watch
for Turner classic movie even just to have it in the background and I would
gravitate to CNN or whatever I'm like just so done with yeah I don't I don't
subscribe to any American news networks but the day after that election I spent
it with the boss.
What are your thoughts on Bruce Springsteen?
Oh, wow.
Well, I have great admiration for him.
I saw him, a good friend of mine had a bunch of tics
to see Springsteen and went to see him.
And I had seen him many years before a few times
because of other friends.
He's an incredible artist.
Some of the songs are great.
The songs where it's like,
Pilling with a truck and my dad, you know.
There's a pale horse coming, I'm gonna ride it.
There you go.
I ride in the morning my fate's
decided a good man walking right but some of his songs like you know are just
so spectacular and his performance was great like you could see the band loved
he loves the band Street Band yeah it's just great great guy so what do I think
of him he's a superstar the saxophonist, because of sadly, Clements died,
but Jay Clements is his nephew.
Oh, his nephew, right?
He's an FOTM, he's been here.
Wow.
First thing going on.
And I've seen Max Weinberg when I saw the Conan O'Brien
filmed here in Toronto in 2003, and I was there for that.
Wow.
There you go.
Anyways, Bruce Springsteen was fucking awesome
the day after that election. He's incredible. Well, yeah, yeah, no, he's
like, you know, an artist in the best sense of the word, you know. And he had a
good cameo on Curb Your Enthusiasm to bring it back to sign 12. I didn't see it.
I've lost touch with Curb Your Enthusiasm. Well, it's done now. But the last two
seasons I'm not really on it. So it it all comes back because I did have a comment on the live stream you were talking about JFK no not
JFK Robert RFK JFK jr. died in a flight crashed his plane okay yeah although
plays a key role in a great Seinfeld episode because that's why Elaine lost
the she saw JFK jr. but RFKK Junior. And he ended up with the Virgin.
Right, right.
Do you know, right, from Frasier.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jane Leaves or whatever.
Okay, do you know who RFK Junior is married to?
Yeah, to Cheryl Hines, is it?
Cheryl Hines.
The ex-wife of Larry David in the show.
You're 100% right, from the ground.
And Tyler on the live stream says,
and I don't know if he's joking or not,
I'm just gonna read it,
and then I know exactly how I wanna close this conversation.
You've been great.
Sir Jerry, you're always great.
Will you come to any more TMLX events?
For sure.
There's one on June 26th at Great Lakes Brewery.
Okay, if I...
Very close to you.
Will you drive, you can drive there, that's too far to walk.
No, if it's a long distance, I walk. Okay, that's how it works. Well will you drive you can drive there? That's too far to know if it's a long distance
I walk that's how it works. Yeah. Well, can you bike with me if you want? I'm gonna bike to it
All right. Now the live stream comment. Okay, cool. Do you bike in this weather? Yeah, okay
Not everybody does what I'm gonna drive
You drove him what next door you live next door to me and you drove okay, so that blue door the blue
You live next door to me and you drove. Okay, so that blue liquid that RFK Jr. was drinking,
I can't tell if he's joking or not,
but the VP tells me it's fish tank cleaner.
And you know what's funny, we live in a world
where I don't know if that's a joke or not.
Well, that'll get rid of a worm in a brain.
That's right, that is right.
Okay, so I wanted to close with a conversation, a very topical
conversation about the Oscars, but I do have one more note for you, which is that the most
recent episode of Toronto Mic'd is me introducing to the FOTM's a gentleman, an interesting
gentleman who he doesn't hold back, doesn't pull his punches, he just tells you how he
feels and I find it refreshing,
even though I disagree with many of the things he says.
I love the fact we can talk about it all.
His name is Nick Ienies,
and he is a condo developer
with Fusion Corp Developments Inc.
And the most recent episode is Nick and I
just having a chat about what he's up to,
what he thinks about this, that, and the other.
And he was here this morning. So I wanna shout out Nick Gainey, the newest sponsor of Toronto Miked
and his podcast, Building Toronto's Skyline.
One more thing for you, Sir Jerry. RecycleMyElectronics.ca, that's where you go if you got old cables,
old electronics, old devices, you don't throw it in the garbage because those chemicals
end up in our landfill. You go to RecycleMyElectronics.ca, you put in your postal code, which will be
similar to my postal code, and then you'll find out where you can drop it off. Staples
near Sherway is a good place to do it.
Okay. Can I say something about Sir Jerry?
Yeah.
Last night, I was having dinner with Jeff Stober, the owner of the Drake Hotel and the
various Drake enterprises. I'd known him a long time. It was a fun dinner. And a couple
of other guys, Bill Simpson, who was the general manager of the Drake for many
years. So many of my Sergeri shows were at the Drake and the last Sir Jerry show I had was before the pandemic.
And I was asked the question.
Are you going to do another Sir Jerry show?
Right.
To which I said, well, you know, maybe I've always thought
maybe if I could get a sponsor or something.
So anyways, they want me to do another show.
So I think I am going to do another show.
Originally, I was going to call it, last
night I said, well maybe I should call it Sir Jerry's One Foot in the Grave show, but
the kids might not get it. But I think I'm going to do it.
Do it man. I have a dream where Sir Jerry comes to TMLX 18 on June 26 at Great Lakes
Brewery.
Is there, like I got to remember this because I got to do everything you asked me to do.
I'll send an email with the list of things you need to do to earn that lasagna and that Great Lakes beer.
Please.
So the Oscars are March 2nd.
Yeah.
I thought we close maybe revisit this and maybe greater detail.
Would you mind sharing with us your personal Oscars experience, Sir Jerry
Levitan?
Sure. So when my short, I Met the Walrus, was nominated for an Oscar.
Maybe get closer to the mic if I could order you what to do.
Sure. No, I do whatever you tell me to do. So that in itself, when I got the call from the Academy Awards, it was crazy.
And then the section of the Academy Awards, the animated short section was, and I think
still is, a relatively small section.
And some of the Academy Award nominations are voted on by the entire members of the Academy
So best actor best picture that kind of thing
But some of the more esoteric ones like animated shorts is sort of a tight group and back then they still had old Disney
animators from you know, the 40s and 50s anyway
They asked me to come down a week before the Oscars because they have these tours of animation
studios.
So I went down a few days before the Oscars, went to every major animation studio from
Disney to whatever and there'd be executives there and all that kind of stuff.
So it started with a buzz.
Then there are these events right before the Oscars.
There's the Oscar lunch thing, that nomination lunch.
So I went down for that and it's a tight, small group,
just the people nominated and hanging out with George Clooney
and Laura Linney.
Laura Linney, when I bumped into her,
I said, stupid as anything, I said,
wow, you look so much better in real life.
And she gave me this real Laura Linney sort of look.
Right, but anyways, the Oscars itself.
So, CTV, because for a variety of reasons,
started to really promote my short and and
embraced it so and right after the Oscars they broadcast my short so they
were doing all kinds of stuff they had a CTV was down there and and I think, and they were sending limos.
And then all of a sudden, CNN got on it
and wanted to broadcast live, you know, limo
on the way to the Oscars.
So I bumped CTV because CNN's limo was way bigger.
And we get to the Oscars and it's like nothing like you can try to imagine
How crazy it is it's crazier. So the security is really really tight
You have to back then you have to give your cell phones, whatever
so
You had to give up your cell phone. Yeah. Oh, I didn't know yeah
It's like going to a Jack White concert or something.
You've got to put it in a zip-lock bag, and they take it.
OK.
It's a Mission Impossible kind of thing, Tom.
You know?
So just going down the red carpet and the media there,
and Daniel Day-Lewis is behind you,
and it's really that kind of a scene.
And you get in the theater, and it's a lockdown, right?
So the press isn't there in the theater
other than the broadcasters.
And so the seats that we had, there were two seats
and ultimately Anissa was sitting with me
and the other person who was with me didn't. He was the director
of the film sort of went elsewhere. The seats were about six rows behind the front in the
centre. For some crazy reason, the animated short nominees were in this prestigious area.
That is strange. So to the left of me across, I was at the aisle,
on the left side was Mickey Rooney
and his grandchildren holding him up.
George Clooney was two over, like I was in a C.
Rooney and Clooney, see, because they rhyme.
Rooney and Clooney, yeah.
So I was in the small C of the big score,
Saisy, all these people.
Anyways, Jerry Seinfeld
Announced the nominees in my category. So it was all just completely
Mishuggah as my people say and
Then lawyers who are your people?
There's a stereotype
That's not what I meant. You know it.
Now I will have to fix it in post.
I did not mean it that way.
So I wasn't really devastated when we lost
because the film that won was such a great film.
But anyways, it was just such a buzz to be there.
So when we lost and what the audience would see, the credits at the end and whatever,
I grabbed Denise's hand and I said, I've got a great line for Jack Nicholson.
And she was desperately trying to make me not do it.
So against the crowd of people leaving, the stars and directors leaving, I took her down
the aisle.
Nicholson always in those days was in the front row and whatever with the sunglasses on,
we sort of go right up to, I was nose to nose to him. And I said, Hey Jack,
I'm an Oscar loser.
And he lifted his sunglasses up and he said,
who's this next to you? I said, Oh, that's my girlfriend. And he said, well,
you don't look like a loser to me.
And he grabbed her and gave her like a,
a complete Hollywood kiss on the lips,
on the lips and more, right? Like,
it was like a serious kiss and she was like just dangling.
And then, uh, then he put his sunglasses down and he says well it was very nice meeting
you two but my friend Javier Bardem or whatever is waiting for me right here right and as
we were leaving I said to Nisa your lips have now touched a part of every actress in. And she said it's Chinatown, maybe.
And then, so it's still very tight.
So as we're leaving, what's her name?
She played Catwoman in one of the batmen.
Halle Berry.
No, no.
Oh, Michelle Pfeiffer.
No, no, no, no.
In the, what's her name?
Anne, she was in Devil Wears Prada Hathaway yes and Hathaway so bumping into her
what's the name of I like this game by the way you describe I'm elderly what was the
name of the great he just he died not that long ago. Leonard Cohen.
No, the producer of Sinatra, We Are the World.
Oh yeah.
Thriller.
Quincy Jones.
Quincy Jones.
See you had to wait for a second.
Only half a second.
He was there too.
And then you go from there to the Oscar dinner catered by the big Hollywood.
Palma Pasta. Palma pasta.
Palma pasta from Mississauga.
It was in Mississauga?
Yeah, Mississauga and Oakville.
Which is crazy that they, they're everywhere.
They're in Mar-a-Lago now
and they're gonna call them Mar-a-Pasta.
Anyways, Wolfgang Puck.
Right, famous chef.
So they're all there, right?
Having this dinner and you get on every,
in front of every, on every plate,
there was a chocolate Oscar made by the biggest
chocolate person or whatever.
And there were these flip books, I still have it.
If you come to my home one day, I'll show you.
Well, I'm waiting for the invite.
You're gonna get it, we have that.
You've only been in FOTM since May. I want show you. Well, I'm waiting for the invite. You're gonna get it. We have that.
You've only been in FOTM since May.
I want you in the summer, come over to a barbecue drive.
Will Jeff Rogers be there?
Yeah, yeah.
I should actually do it.
Drive, drive.
Also leave.
I'll bring the Great Lakes beer.
Okay, so anyways, you got all these things.
So a flip book where it had four or eight movies
and you just flip it like great movies like Citizen Kane or
whatever.
Anyways, dinner is crazy and then because I was friends with the people who won the
Oscar to go to the parties afterwards, you hold up your, if you hold up there are all
these lineups to get in, you hold up your Oscar and they let you in like the,
that's how you get that. So the C part. So went with them,
went to the Elton John party, the vanity fair party. Like it was
just, just crazy. But leaving the Oscars after the dinner,
for some reason, most people had left already and there are all
these limos. You have to get your phone, limos, whatever.
As we're leaving, there weren't a lot of people on the reverse red carpet, but in front of
us walking in front of us was about four or five feet was John Travolta, his wife and
a forest Whitaker and his wife and they're walking and Travolta trips Oh and he had in his arms about eight or ten of those flip books
He obviously took it off other people things so I bend down and I I started helping he says no
It's okay. You don't have to help me and I said no happy happy to help and he said why why are you here?
What whatever and I said I'm an Oscar loser.
And then he looked at me and it wasn't a joke.
He says, I lost twice.
That's my John Travolta story.
He lost for Pulp Fiction.
Yeah.
So firstly, when Anissa is kissed on the mouth
by Jack Nicholson, and I'm sure he didn't
like ask for consent he just does this great jack looks at how did she was she
honored was she upset like I'm just curious what her reaction was she wasn't
an intimacy coordinator then all right that's right well right right she was
actually it was like that's Hollywood baby. It was like, it was so crazy, cool, whatever, right?
Right.
What's better than what Trump might've done
because he grabs you somewhere.
Well you know when you're a celebrity,
you can grab somebody's woman bud.
Okay, and here's a mind blow for you.
By the way, I love hearing your,
I'll never forget the Oscars. That's amazing's amazing those stories and I love the Travolta everything
Travolta made a movie because you might know he's a Scientologist. Oh that
Battleship battlefield earth. Yeah, here's the mind blow on the way out surgery. You hit it out of the park again
You'll be back. Okay, and you'll be at TMLX 18. I'm running, I'm losing track of the numbers. That's 18. June 26, 6 to 9. Okay. We're recording this. You can just go back and play it. June 26,
6 to 9 PM, 30 Queen Elizabeth Boulevard. That is Great Lakes Brewery. Very close to you. Very
close to you. You got it. But do you want me to blow your mind? Okay. Yeah. The director
of Battlefield Earth is a guy named, and really build it up, Roger Christian. Okay. Yeah. The director of Battlefield Earth is a guy named and really build it up Roger
Christian. Okay. He directed Battlefield Earth, which may or may not be the worst movie ever made.
Okay. Where do you think in the world Roger Christian lives? You don't know. Oh my god. What? New Toronto? Our neighborhood? Mimico. Roger Christian lives in
Mimico. Wow. In fact, his son was dear friends of the guy who lived across the street, so he would
often be right on this very street. And he did visit me for a backyard recording. We talked all
about it because he's the guy who designed the Millennium Falcon, the lightsaber. He was part of the Star Wars team. Roger Christian,
battlefield earth, lives in Mimico. Do you know who lives on Second Street? Give me a second,
wherever that's really far from here, but let me think here. You're a lawyer, for goodness sake.
Hold on, let me think about who lives on Sacca Street.
No, but Mary Bird lives near there,
but who lives on Sacca Street?
Elrond Hubbard.
Is that true?
No.
He didn't live, fuck you.
No, he died.
He didn't live in fucking New Toronto.
In theory, he died about 10 or so years ago.
He definitely died.
I thought you were gonna tell me the guy from Cheese Boutique, because I just learned
Afro from the Cheese Boutique lives very close to there.
So there you go.
And then we got to shout out Karl Hanske and we got to shout out Michelle Butterly.
All the greats live in New Toronto, including you, Sir Jerry.
Thanks for doing this, buddy.
Hey, it's always a pleasure.
And that, by the way, Tyler might deliver a West End Phoenix to you free of charge.
Wow.
Would you read it?
Or would it just line up?
Yeah, I'm going to resubscribe.
I promise.
We got it.
Badini, you owe me buddy.
We got another one.
And that brings us to the end of our 1628th show.
Go to torontomike.com for all your Toronto Mike needs. Where do I get my Sir Jerry fix? What's the website?
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tape, Sir Jerry. My next guest was Holly Cole. Holly Cole, great musician, but I just got word she has to go to Japan, so she's been rescheduled for March 21st or something like that.
So in the place of Holly Cole, me? Sir Jerry returns. No, in the guise of Sir Jerry though, I don't want to talk to this Levitanian.
I'll do that. I'll do that. that one day, one, maybe in the summer. But I will be talking to John Wing, a great standup.
You might've seen him at Yuck Yucks. He moved to the States and we have a great conversation
because he came up in the Jeremy Hotts episode. Jeremy Hotts was amazing, by the way. He was
down here earlier this week. And I will talk to John Wing about Ralph Ben-Murgy's set from
the early eighties and Wing will reproduce it so we can hear Ben Murrighi's yuck yuck set from the early 80s.
See you all then! I'm going to be a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a
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